[01:00] <cythes> jedijf, Between a poem and an RP lol
[09:18] <JonathanD> Morning.
[09:27] <rmg51> morning JonathanD
[09:28] <JonathanD> Hey rmg51
[12:06] <InHisName> Good Friday Morning
[15:03] <InHisName> turkman ? why the change ?
[15:04] <turkman> heh because there is a waltman and heckman in #plug
[15:04] <turkman> so I would join along
[15:10] <ChinnoDog> turkman...
[15:11] <turkman> ya?
[15:11] <turkman> no?
[15:11] <ChinnoDog> turkey man
[15:12] <turkman> chinnoman?
[15:12] <turkman> or dogman
[15:12] <turkman> it's not JonathanD it's JohnamanD
[15:16] <rmg51> turkman: you'll always be a mutant turkey to us :-D
[15:16] <turkman> i know
[15:16] <turkman> :p
[15:16] <passstabman> isn't chinnoman racist?
[15:23] <turkman> ba dup
[15:26] <InHisName> Just a mutant of the turkey kind
[15:41] <InHisName> o goody, you switched back to a mutated turkey
[15:43] <MutantTurkey> :-)
[18:08] <MobileTurkey> rain and wind and weather, hell bent for leather
[19:19] <ChinnoDog> New business venture: Pink Slime Burger. What do you think ssweeny?
[19:20] <ChinnoDog> There will be such a surplus that burgers will cost what they did in 1950 and taste like they are from the future where Soylent Green is popular.
[19:20] <ssweeny> ChinnoDog, as far as i'm concerned pink slime is the stuff from Ghostbusters 2 and should never be used outside of that context
[19:21] <ChinnoDog> It will be used in that context once our patrons are no longer among the living.
[19:24] <Kevin_Sweeney> #san
[19:24] <MobileTurkey> DON'T CROSS THE BEAMS.
[19:56] <jedijf> slime, the scrapple of beef
[20:02] <adom> whats going on in here?
[20:02] <ChinnoDog> pink slime
[20:03] <jedijf> yum
[20:03] <adom> k
[20:04]  * adom >.>
[20:04] <ChinnoDog> It's beef but it is not meat. I would like a new USDA sticker for 100% meat.
[20:07] <adom> if you know someone's attempting bruce force attacks against your SSH server, whats the best way to screw with them?
[20:08] <adom> i know i could just blacklist their ip, but cant i redirect them or something fun?
[20:08] <ChinnoDog> Run an sshd in a chroot jail bound to port 22?
[20:09] <MobileTurkey> I love scrapple.
[20:09] <ChinnoDog> Anyone? Is that secure if they manage to break in?
[20:09] <MobileTurkey> it's delicious
[20:09] <adom> ChinnoDog: im not familiar with chrooted servers just yet. been meaning to learn more about them.
[20:13] <MobileTurkey> i'm not up on the whole chroot thing in general
[20:13] <adom> MobileTurkey: LET'S LEARN TOGETHER!
[20:15] <MobileTurkey> hehe
[20:39] <ChinnoDog> an sshd in chroot jail with one file in the home directory that is a picture of a turkey
[20:39] <ChinnoDog> with antlers
[21:05] <Sadin> XD
[21:47] <InHisName> How about a jackalope holding an all day sucker with a big grin and finger pointing to the sucker ?
[21:47] <InHisName> although a turkey with antlers is pretty funny too.
[21:58] <MobileTurkey> I deny any aformentioned antlers
[21:58] <Sadin> MobileTurkey https://gist.github.com/2175324 .... can you make sense of this
[21:58] <MobileTurkey> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXIn9QWLJfQ
[21:59] <MobileTurkey> Sadin: read the frontpage
[21:59] <MobileTurkey> jeez
[22:00] <MobileTurkey> how long since you upgraded?
[22:00] <Sadin> MobileTurkey thats after running upgrade for the first time after pacman updated for the first time after a fresh install.
[22:01] <MobileTurkey> wat.
[22:01] <MobileTurkey> wait...
[22:01] <MobileTurkey> what install?
[22:01] <MobileTurkey> which iso
[22:01] <MobileTurkey> netinstall?
[22:01] <Sadin> I just reinstalled arch today
[22:01] <Sadin> no
[22:01] <MobileTurkey> from what source.
[22:01] <Sadin> core disk image
[22:01] <MobileTurkey> which
[22:01] <Sadin> the default core image
[22:01] <MobileTurkey> WHICH
[22:01] <MobileTurkey> :p
[22:01] <MobileTurkey> they are released periodically
[22:01] <Sadin> sec
[22:01] <MobileTurkey> i want to confirm
[22:02] <Sadin> MobileTurkey 2011.08.19-corei686
[22:02] <MobileTurkey> ah
[22:03] <MobileTurkey> thought so
[22:03] <MobileTurkey> sometimes arch requires manual interventions, that's why it's good to add the homepage to your rss reader
[22:03] <MobileTurkey> http://www.archlinux.org/news/filesystem-upgrade-manual-intervention-required/
[22:03] <MobileTurkey> http://www.archlinux.org/news/initscripts-update-manual-intervention-required/
[22:03] <MobileTurkey> read and follow instructions, should clear it up
[22:04] <Sadin> MobileTurkey tysm i havent been to arch in months almost a year instaler is so much different i thought maybe i did something in there
[22:04] <Sadin> so MobileTurkey should i just reinstall....
[22:04] <MobileTurkey> no no no
[22:05] <MobileTurkey> just do that fix
[22:05] <MobileTurkey> everythng else will work once you do that
[22:06] <Sadin> okay
[22:06] <MobileTurkey> :-)
[22:07] <Sadin> yay MobileTurkey thanks! everyone in #archlinux is a dick and ignores you....
[22:08] <MobileTurkey> because they aren't getting paid to help
[22:08] <Sadin> nd my only other arch friend besides you is in the #crunchbang channel and hes never on...
[22:08] <Sadin> MobileTurkey yeah
[22:08] <MobileTurkey> the expectation is that you do your homework
[22:08] <MobileTurkey> they expect you google it, look on the wiki, read the man page, read the news...
[22:08] <MobileTurkey> so forth
[22:08] <MobileTurkey> Sadin: come hangout in #arch-us-pa
[22:09] <Sadin> MobileTurkey well i hadent bee on arch so long i didnt have the rss feed in snow news anymore
[22:09] <Sadin> :/
[22:09] <Sadin> im ussually very good with the wiki too but didnt see that
[22:10] <MobileTurkey> :)
[22:10] <MobileTurkey> yeah this is sort of an exception
[22:10] <MobileTurkey> I knew though because I randomly remmebered
[22:10] <MobileTurkey> but yeah
[22:10] <MobileTurkey> #archlinux is a bit jerky
[22:10] <Sadin> mhm
[22:32] <jedijf> chroot jail - keep in mind that anything done can be undone, so be careful - there are jailbreaks
[22:34] <jedijf> adom: if anything run honeynet in a vm
[22:34] <jedijf> that can be jailbroken too, but at least that what it's designed for
[22:56] <Sadin> My friend broke down on route 76 on her way to a 76ers game LMFAO