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jedijfChinnoDog: pipe to a text file and grep every once in a while00:05
cythesjedijf, Using your mind tricks again?00:09
jedijfChinnoDog: tail -f /var/log/syslog 2>&1 | grep -i usb00:14
jedijfChinnoDog: to look for usb00:14
jedijfChinnoDog: active00:14
ChinnoDogjedijf: The point was to have it continuously update without doing it once in awhile. If I was just going to keep repeating commands I would grep first and then run through tail so I could avoid the temp file03:09
waltmanI just ran "tail -f access.log | grep GET" and it printed out 10 lines immediately.03:16
ChinnoDogmine doesn't...03:20
ChinnoDogMaybe your -f doesn't work03:20
waltmanno, it definitely works03:22
waltmanI use it all the time03:22
pleia2yeah, me too03:22
pleia2I thought I had misunderstood your question03:22
waltmanactually when I generally use is "tail --follow=name" which is better for tailing log files that get swapped out periodically03:23
pleia2nice03:23
waltmanChinnoDog: are you running an ancient version of tail?03:27
waltmanI've had similar problems grepping the output of other programs, but not tail -f.03:27
ChinnoDoghinnodog@spork:/var/log/nginx$ tail --follow=www.chinnodog.com.access.log03:28
ChinnoDogtail: invalid argument `www.chinnodog.com.access.log' for `--follow'03:28
ChinnoDogIt looks right to me03:28
waltmanno, it has to be literally "name"03:29
waltmantail --follow=name www.chinnodog.com.access.log03:29
waltmanThere's some system programming trick, like you don't do buffered io if stdout is a tty or a pipe.03:30
ChinnoDogthat still doesn't allow the pipe to run asynchronously03:31
ChinnoDogthe man page says that tail --follow=name is equivalent to tail -F03:31
ChinnoDogI tried both, neither one cooperate with my pipe03:31
pleia2ChinnoDog has a broken tail03:32
pleia2only 44 minutes left in the airplane ride \o/03:33
waltmantry 'grep --line-buffered'03:33
waltmanhttp://www.linuxquestions.org/questions/linux-newbie-8/trying-to-understand-pipes-cant-pipe-output-from-tail-f-to-grep-then-grep-again-646932/03:35
ChinnoDogoh... I figured i tout03:35
ChinnoDogit out03:35
ChinnoDoguser error. lol. It /does/ work, but I wasn't supplying -n= for my tail command so there wasn't anything to grep03:35
ChinnoDogthanks waltman03:36
pleia2-n defaults to 1003:36
ChinnoDogit wasn't enough03:36
pleia2so there was something to grep, just not enough?03:36
waltmanhttp://fisica.ehu.es/ref/unixfaq.html#3.1403:37
waltmanLOL03:37
PennBotTitle: UNIX FAQ (at fisica.ehu.es)03:37
ChinnoDogI inserted a web bug into an email I sent earlier. The recipient told me someone had "hacked into her email". I am curious what IPs will read the email I sent.03:37
waltmanpleia2: do you have power as well as nets?03:39
pleia2waltman: no :(03:40
pleia2down to 15% battery, at 10% the mini9 has a feature where it starts system beeping obnoxiously03:40
waltmanboo03:40
pleia2extra sucky since I have an extended battery, 10% is like 45 minutes03:41
waltmanI thought you got upgraded to first class.03:41
pleia2we did, no power on US Air first :(03:41
waltmanweak.03:41
ChinnoDogThat does not sound like a feature pleia203:41
pleia2I think they used to, but they pulled everything out of their planes to make them lighter a few years back03:41
waltmanI can see not giving power to the losers back in steerage :)03:41
ChinnoDogMaybe you could cut the motherboard trade to the system speaker and replace it with an LED03:41
ChinnoDogs/trade/trace03:42
waltmanMaybe you could unplug the coffee pot in the galley :)03:42
pleia2hehe03:42
pleia2"don't mind me"03:42
pleia2and then "DC, drat!"03:42
waltmanThey should at least offer extension cords to their first class customers!03:42
pleia2I had power in coach on luftansa when I flew to germany last year, but no internets :(03:43
pleia2apparently they have internet on their planes now, but it wasn't all that common over the atlantic before03:43
waltmanOn my last flight across the pond I didn't have internet, but I did have power AND a powered usb plug.03:44
pleia2I don't know what to do with a computer without internet03:45
pleia2watch movies I guess03:45
ChinnoDogWrite reports?03:45
waltmanjournaling? movies? expense report?03:45
ChinnoDogWrite blog posts in your offline blog poster?03:45
pleia2I store no information in my brain, I even need to look things up on the tubes to write03:46
ChinnoDogwrite programs03:46
waltmanaka "emacs" :)03:46
ChinnoDogedit photos03:46
waltmanread PDFs03:47
pleia2edit photos is good, I got all my san juan photos prepped for upload on a flight once03:47
waltmanacademic conferences still give out proceedings CDs.03:47
pleia2that was a good flight, san juan is international-ish according to usair and we got upgraded to envoy03:47
pleia2you have a whole booth seat!03:47
pleia2and power, and cookies03:48
waltmanmmm, cookies03:48
pleia2this flight had raspberry cheesecake03:48
waltmanawesome.  what was the entree?03:49
pleia2and shrimp cocktail!03:49
pleia2chicken with some mushroom sauce 03:49
waltmanthe only food I remember from the ONE TIME IN MY LIFE I flew first class was the warmed up nuts.03:49
pleia2bah03:50
waltmanI've never gotten upgraded :(03:50
waltmanI do, however, currently have like a zillion miles on usair03:50
pleia2on short flights they have little snacks (I get upgraded Phoenix to SF most of the time)03:50
pleia2flying on a wednesday is good for upgrades03:50
pleia2weekends not so much03:50
waltmando you have to ask, or do they just do it?03:51
pleia2if you have status it's automatic a few days before03:51
waltmanor do they just see that you're a princess? :)03:51
waltman"status"?03:51
pleia2if you don't get it you can get put on a wait list when you check in, in case someone doesn't show up03:51
pleia2 silver, gold, etc03:51
pleia2based on miles in the past year03:51
waltmanah03:51
pleia2so I had 50k miles last year, I'm gold this year03:52
pleia2(first time, woo!)03:52
pleia2but MJ was platinum last year, and if I'm ticketed with him I could get upgrades on his platinum status03:52
pleia2he's just gold this year too ;)03:52
waltmanI don't think I've even set foot on an airplane since september, 2010 :(03:53
ChinnoDogI have. They weren't fun experiences. Lots of delays.03:53
pleia2I didn't think I'd fly much this year, but wedding stuff will bring us back to philly a few times03:53
waltmanThere's a chance I'll be flying more later in the year.03:54
pleia2:)03:55
waltmanI've got to, like, find a job.03:55
pleia2yeah, jobs are a good thing to get03:55
waltmanAnd take a much-needed vacation.03:55
waltmannot necessarily in that order :)03:55
pleia2hehe03:55
pleia2I need a vacation after this philly trip ;) but I don't think my boss will go for it03:55
waltmanHe might. He's a pretty nice guy.03:56
waltmanTell him it's Bucky-related!03:56
pleia2I'll wait until UDS to abandon him again03:56
pleia2lol03:56
waltmanwhere is it this year?03:56
pleia2pick a random city, there has to be a geodesic dome somewhere03:56
waltmanexactly!03:57
pleia2oakland, 20 minute transit ride03:57
pleia2no plane :(03:57
waltmana bit less exotic than Budapest :(03:57
pleia2no hotel either03:57
pleia2yeah03:57
pleia2I mean,  other people go to a hotel, I go home03:57
pleia2it's a crappy hotel in oakland (there aren't any other kind)03:57
waltmanYou're going to miss out on the all-important pub track!03:58
pleia2sobriety is not a dependency for riding BART home03:58
pleia2although, midnight is03:58
pleia2the 10% beeping isn't as annoying on a loud plane, I can barely hear it04:00
waltmanyay04:01
waltmanSpeaking of midnight...04:01
waltmanI think it's time to turn in.  Have a safe rest of your trip home.04:01
pleia2I should shut down anyway, at 22,000 ft, landing in 2004:01
pleia2thanks, good night :)04:01
JonathanDMorning.09:28
rmg51morning JonathanD09:31
JonathanDHey rmg5109:47
rmg51o/09:47
jedijfChinnoDog: did you see the 2>%1 redirect it works as you wanted i believe13:37
jedijf*&1   driving13:40
ChinnoDogjedijf: I'll check that out13:44
ChinnoDogjedijf: I'm doing a parbaking experiment. I made dough last night. After work today I am going to bake it 80% of the way and then store it to see if I can finish baking it later.13:45
jedijfChinnoDog: the par bake will work13:46
jedijfChinnoDog: so will this13:47
jedijfChinnoDog: tail -f /var/log/syslog 2>&1 | grep -i usb13:47
=== coplon is now known as passstab
ChinnoDogjedijf: what does a par baked loaf look like? Should it be completely white?13:48
jedijfprett much13:48
jedijfit looks like what it is; undone13:48
jedijfyou can freeze and thaw and bake, or refrig and then just bake13:49
jedijfand some restaurants don't even bake off the dinner rolls (ewww)\13:50
passstabn2diy (i think you where the one that could use this)13:51
passstabhttp://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=MTA3ODQ13:51
PennBotTitle: [Phoronix] On Old Hardware, Think Twice About Ubuntu 12.04 (at www.phoronix.com)13:51
jedijfare you always this positive?13:52
jedijfthe whole modern desktop 'thing' is anti old graphics with the emphasis on effects. that's unity or gnome, don't really know about kde13:55
passstabgeez i thought it would be good info13:55
jedijfit may be13:56
passstabhttp://arstechnica.com/gadgets/news/2012/03/researcher-publishes-specs-for-real-linux-powered-star-trek-tricorder.ars?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss13:56
PennBotTitle: Researcher publishes specs for real Linux-powered Star Trek tricorder (at arstechnica.com)13:56
passstabthat better?13:56
jedijfbut, it may also be common sense13:56
jedijfpassstab: much better13:56
jedijfand old is real subjective13:59
jedijflike, i guess all single cores are old14:00
jedijfdual qualify for aarp discounts14:01
passstablol14:02
passstabheres something else positive14:02
passstabhttp://arstechnica.com/business/news/2012/03/red-hat-hits-a-billion-dollars-in-revenue-a-milestone-for-open-source.ars?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=rss14:02
PennBotTitle: Red Hat hits $1 billion in revenue, a milestone for open source (at arstechnica.com)14:02
jedijfthat's awesome14:02
passstabi am NOT using this to say redhat > canon14:03
jedijfi didn't acuse you14:03
jedijfhow does that compare to others though? ibm, sun,hp14:04
jedijffor the same services14:04
passstabyes that is a good point14:04
passstabbut none of those are DEDICATED to free software14:05
passstabmaybe sun at one time14:05
passstabidk14:05
jedijfto their credit, the 3 i mentioned have always been 'friendly'14:07
jedijfjust don't say that about ibm in #os214:07
passstabok14:08
passstabyes friendly is good14:08
jedijfmy first linux is the devil now...SCO14:09
jedijfheh, they had a book and a 5 1/4 floppy, i was in14:12
ChinnoDogjedijf: I usually bag my loaves while they are still hot to get that soft sandwich bread crust. Do I do that for a par baked loaf or cool in open air and bag it after final bake?14:13
jedijfcool open , the plastic will kill the bread after its baked14:13
jedijfewww plastic14:13
passstabwhat kind of bread?14:14
* jedijf bets sourdough14:14
ChinnoDogalways sourdough14:14
passstab:)14:15
passstabmy mother make alot of sourdough14:15
* ChinnoDog noms some thick sliced sourdough french toast14:16
jedijf4chyou should do a challah14:16
jedijfChinnoDog: ^^14:16
jedijfjust a loaf to start for f t - then move to braiding14:17
ChinnoDogI've thought about that. I do like challah14:17
jedijfor a brioche14:17
jedijfchallah, especially braided would give you baker c red14:18
ChinnoDogBut, doesn't challah have a lot of egg? It it safe to let egg ferment in my loaf for an extended period of time?14:18
jedijfnot as much egg as you think and yesa it's safe14:19
ChinnoDogI want to grow sourdough bacteria and yeasts, not salmonella14:19
ChinnoDogAlways? So, when I make overnight waffle or pancake batter maybe I could add the egg the night before instead of in the morning.14:20
jedijfbakeries use 'eggwash' to get shine on rolls14:20
adomand melted butter14:20
jedijfyep14:21
ChinnoDogIf par bake works well I could make a lot of bread at a time and then freeze it14:22
ChinnoDogor distribute it14:22
ChinnoDogI need to make an iced cinnamon raisin loaf after I figure out all these baking parameters.14:23
adomNot sure whats up with all this baking talk, but my only possible addition to the conversation is that at Texas Roadhouse, all of our food is made fresh, including our free hot fresh rolls, and they're served with homemade honey-cinnamon butter and its delicious.14:28
adomI can't cook/bake well, so I refer you to my knowledge of restaraunt food.14:28
adomAlso, don't feel awkward about asking for a couple baskets of rolls to take home, we throw away so many at the end of the day.14:29
jedijfsteak++14:29
ChinnoDogI bet those rolls are made with extra extra butter14:31
adommmhmm14:31
jedijfadom: texas is my fave middle steak14:32
adom"middle steak"?14:32
jedijfmortons is my current fave14:32
adomno mortons here :/14:33
waltmanI'm not a real big fan of Texas Roadhouse.14:33
jedijfmiddle of road..14:33
adomwe do have a longhorn, and they have pretty good steak14:33
adomahh14:33
waltmancombination of the insane waits for tables and all their silly singing14:33
adomive liked texas roadhouse steak even before i started working there14:33
jedijfi prefer texas over outback and longhorn14:33
adomhaha yeah14:33
adomnot so much singing, but we do "YEEHAWW" for birthdays14:33
jedijfwaltman: next bd you're riding the bull14:34
adomits a bit degrading, but its fun at the same time14:34
* jedijf is lost on lbi :/14:34
adomso far ive served/bartended at like 4 or 5 places and TRH is probably averaging more tips than other places14:34
waltmanthe one on Street Road in NE Philly doesn't have a bull14:34
jedijfthey bring out the saddle14:35
jedijfi bet they do14:35
adomthe meals arent cheap so the bill is higher, and the atmosphere is "family restaraunt" so its casual and friendly. no college kids getting drunk on quarter drafts not tipping at all.14:35
waltmanalso the serving sizes are kinda insane. it reminds me of a cruise ship.14:35
adomwaltman: insane small, or insane large?14:35
waltmanToo big. I'd rather pay less money for a more reasonable portion size.14:36
adomjedijf: we have the saddle, but only bring it out for kids. everyone else we make stand up on their chair/booth so everyone can see them14:36
adomwaltman: ok, i was going to say, imo the portions are loarge14:36
adomlarge14:36
adomonly ever seen one guy finish a full rack of ribs14:36
adomnot to mention you get two sides with most dinners so a bowl of mashed potatoes and a ceasar salad on top of that14:37
adomall in your belly14:37
waltmanYeah, TRH is all about the gluttony14:37
adom^^ yes, that. mmmmm...14:37
adom'Murica14:37
adomwell, Dell rep stopped by yesterday to replace a mobo in a lab PC and all looks good but now PXE boot won't work. this will suck if its the NIC because its onboard so that'd mean another mobo.14:38
jedijfadom: then you've seen me!14:39
jedijfjust had full rack at sweet lucy's (best bbq) in ne philly14:40
adomi love ribs but i dont get them while im working because im a really messy eater and i dont want to get my work clothes dirty while im serving14:41
adomman now im getting hungry anticipating summer weather and BBQs14:41
ChinnoDogyous are still talking about steak in here?14:42
ChinnoDogMaybe the next release party should be at a steak house14:42
adomOh hey, so, I know most of you all live in/near Philly...my gf just got an interview in Westchester (spell that right?)... so there's a slight chance I could be movingthere.14:43
adomVery slight, but still.14:43
jedijfcool, getting closer14:46
adomYa, and if I do, I'll be putting in resumes everywhere for admin lackey positions. Anyone need their network drives cleaned or server racks polished?14:53
passstabohh is that a thing?15:01
adomit is if it pays decent15:02
passstabi don't need that15:02
passstabi just want to learn15:03
passstabnot that i'd pass on $$$15:03
ChinnoDogNeed your degree in network drive sanitation first.15:04
adomWith a minor in hardware expoliation management.15:05
adomexfoliation*15:05
adomi think15:05
ChinnoDogsup turkey15:06
MutantTurkeysup digg15:11
passstabgoogle is broken15:14
passstabhttps://www.google.com/search?q=internships+in+philadelphia&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:unofficial&client=iceweasel-a#hl=en&sugexp=frgbld&gs_nf=1&tok=ONvcqHpHxXVOEVN7LJOVYA&pq=internships%20in%20philadelphia&cp=6&gs_id=ea&xhr=t&q=linux+internships+in+philadelphia&pf=p&client=iceweasel-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aunofficial&sclient=psy-ab&oq=linux+internships+in+philadelphia&aq=&aqi=&aql=&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_g15:14
passstabc.r_pw.r_qf.,cf.osb&fp=356c36cf6ae7959&biw=1280&bih=88915:14
PennBotTitle: internships in philadelphia - Google Search (at www.google.com)15:14
MutantTurkeypassstab: why is it broken?15:14
passstabinternship not job dumb-ass15:14
passstablook at that15:15
MutantTurkeygoogle sucks for accuracy15:15
MutantTurkeyi find it quite annoying15:15
MutantTurkeythey return for key terms not for what I need15:16
passstabi assume ddg is no better15:16
MutantTurkeyddg is better15:16
MutantTurkeyfor other reasons15:16
passstabno it is for that one also15:17
passstabhttp://duckduckgo.com/?q=linux+internships+in+philadelphia15:17
PennBotTitle: linux internships in philadelphia at DuckDuckGo (at duckduckgo.com)15:17
MutantTurkeywhy internships?15:20
MutantTurkeyI thought you were in the workforce15:20
passstabwhat?15:21
passstabam i on the wrong end of a bad joke?15:21
passstaboh your not talking to me :PPPP15:23
MutantTurkey...15:27
MutantTurkeywat15:27
MutantTurkeyi am15:27
MutantTurkeyugh my professor is now telling my class we need to help africa15:28
* passstab shuts up15:28
MutantTurkeypassstab: I'm confused, why are you looking at internships though?15:28
jedijffor adom maybe15:28
passstab???15:28
passstabor me?15:29
* passstab is confused15:29
jedijfprofessor is right, go help africa15:29
MutantTurkeyjedijf: pfft donating to africa is really hurting them.15:30
MutantTurkeyIt undermines local economies and causes widespread mismanagement and corruption.15:31
passstabi saw a TED about how we should be using scientific trial and error15:32
passstabto help those places15:32
MutantTurkeyhttp://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCUQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fweb2.uconn.edu%2Fahking%2FWhy%2520Foreign%2520Aid%2520Is%2520Hurting%2520...pdf&ei=o4B0T_2tJs620AHLvtWDAw&usg=AFQjCNG3zeq5irGvyz4yWnWhPKfx5t_vKw&sig2=DhosjnOLkUZQD95y3GZQXw15:32
MutantTurkeygoogle sucks.15:33
MutantTurkeyhttp://online.wsj.com/article/SB123758895999200083.html#printMode15:34
PennBotTitle: Why Foreign Aid Is Hurting Africa - WSJ.com (at online.wsj.com)15:34
passstabhttp://www.ted.com/talks/lang/en/jacqueline_novogratz_invests_in_ending_poverty.html15:35
PennBotTitle: Jacqueline Novogratz invests in Africas own solutions | Video on TED.com (at www.ted.com)15:35
passstabthat might be it15:36
passstabi know the lecturer was fr15:36
passstaband fe :)15:36
MutantTurkeyugh i hate dumb people15:36
passstabsorry :P15:38
jedijfhackers for charity - johnny longs group is trying to empower people in africa - google it15:39
MutantTurkeynever say try15:41
MutantTurkey"Being defeated is often a temporary condition, giving up is what makes it permanent."15:42
jedijfhe almost had to give up - money ran out15:43
ChinnoDogMutantTurkey: whose quote is that?15:44
MutantTurkeydunno15:44
MutantTurkeyand old man15:44
jedijfi read this the other night: "The  shortest answer is doing."15:46
ChinnoDogWhat is that supposed to mean?15:46
jedijfdont ask, do15:46
jedijfnike15:46
jedijfmotivation comes after action15:46
jedijfetc15:46
ChinnoDogThings that are worth doing are a lot of work but things that are a lot of work are not necessarily worth doing.15:47
jedijfwho decides worth?15:47
jedijflazy bum15:47
ChinnoDogYou do. Or lack of it when you have worked hard and have nothing to show for it.15:48
jedijfso, why do you bake sourdough, when you could purchase my superior loaf for 3 dollars?15:48
ChinnoDogMaybe I'm going to start selling it15:48
ChinnoDog$3 is a lot of profit15:49
JonathanDChinnoDog: if you can make bread that costs $0 to make, I'll be impressed ;)15:49
jedijf3lb loaf is $#15:49
ChinnoDogJonathanD: it is pretty close to $0!15:49
JonathanDChinnoDog: are you including gas or electric costs?15:50
jedijf$315:50
ChinnoDogjedijf: if par bake makes bread stop aging then shouldn't you be shipping bread internationally like other bakeries?15:50
jedijf$3 sliced, baggged and delivered15:50
JonathanDjedijf: will you deliver me a loaf of bread for $3?15:50
ChinnoDogJonathanD: no, I have not. Just raw ingredients. Heating probably isn't that bad in large volume.15:50
MutantTurkey"to have a stable country we need to redistribute the wealth"15:51
MutantTurkeyoh god15:51
MutantTurkeythis guy15:51
jedijfChinnoDog: i am content with what i do, enough growth here, i prefer focus15:51
ChinnoDogMaybe I could find a more efficient way to bake bread than air convection15:51
ChinnoDog(air convection is not a very efficient way to transfer heat)15:52
jedijfJonathanD: i'll deliver you a loaf for free15:53
* jedijf is driving around with 6 extra loaves of sour rye to give away15:53
ChinnoDogmmm, sour rye15:54
jedijfyeah, it's top-of-the-line15:56
jedijf4lb sour rye 38 usable slices15:56
ChinnoDogI want a sour rye. Can you deliver me a loaf too?16:01
jedijfChinnoDog: forget the bread talk did you try the tail redirect pipe?16:01
jedijfdamn bakers16:02
ChinnoDogNo. Did you read the chat last night where I pointed out that I was being dumb because I was misusing tail? The line I wanted to grep was not at the end of the log and I didn't include an -n parameter to tail16:02
jedijfbut that line would grep live as events happened, which i thought you wanted16:03
ChinnoDogIt already does that16:04
ChinnoDogeven without the redirect you added16:04
jedijfk16:04
ChinnoDogAfter I figure out traditional bread I am going to attempt low carb bread16:05
jedijfewww16:06
ChinnoDognot eww! I haz ideas16:06
MutantTurkeyhow do we bake it without air convection...?16:06
ChinnoDogSoon as I make amazing low carb bread I'll mail you a loaf.16:06
MutantTurkeyisn't applied direct heat a bit complicated.16:06
jedijfno thank you16:06
ChinnoDogidk MutantTurkey. That is a feat of physics. Cook the bread in a dense liquid that evaporates?16:07
MutantTurkeyhrm16:07
jedijfchinno bakes with a hair dryer16:07
MutantTurkeywhat about a lower heat?16:07
ChinnoDogboil it in mercury? lol16:07
MutantTurkeymore effecient but could take longer.16:07
ChinnoDogWhy would lower heat be more efficient?16:07
MutantTurkeyhmmm16:07
MutantTurkeygood question16:08
MutantTurkeyis energy usage exponential?16:08
MutantTurkeylike to go from 1 to 2 c requires X but to from 20000c to 200001c cost more16:08
jedijfloaf size oven, less ambient air16:08
MutantTurkeyor is it linear?16:08
MutantTurkeyimproved isolation would improve efficiency16:08
ChinnoDogI think jedijf's method would work16:09
MutantTurkeyi missed it.16:09
ChinnoDogsnugly fit loaf into an oven16:09
jedijfheating element in baking pans16:09
MutantTurkeyoh16:09
MutantTurkeyyeah16:09
MutantTurkeybut isn't the "baking" done with the air16:09
ChinnoDogOr micro-bake16:09
MutantTurkeywouldn't it end up differently if you applied the heat directly?16:09
ChinnoDognot sure how efficient magnetrons are16:09
ChinnoDogidk MutantTurkey. i've never tried it16:10
ChinnoDogMaybe we could just run the heating element through the middle of the loaf and bake it from the inside16:10
ChinnoDogThen we would get signature loaf; with air holes running down lengthwise.16:10
jedijfthat's microwave no wire16:10
jedijfpump butter in hole16:11
MutantTurkeyChinnoDog: that would be good16:11
ChinnoDogYou already found a use for the extra holes16:11
MutantTurkeyyou could do long heat elements16:11
MutantTurkeylike from a processor16:11
MutantTurkeyand fit bread inbetween/16:11
MutantTurkeypre sliced...16:11
* MutantTurkey doesn't know enough about bread,16:12
ChinnoDogThen just put loaf with heating rods into an insulated container to bake16:12
MutantTurkeyi'll defer to experts16:12
jedijfbake bread in a thermos16:12
jedijfwhen you're done with the hot coffee16:12
EvilResistancelol16:13
ChinnoDogThat isn't a bad idea but idk if people have the patience to bake bread on their lunch hour. lol16:13
jedijfi still like the engine cookbook, something about getting out of car, opening hood, and having cooked meal ready....16:14
ChinnoDogIt would be hard to find a car with enough hood clearance to bake a loaf of bread16:14
MutantTurkeyI mean usually that's how I do my eggs.16:14
EvilResistanceshort of a customized car, of course :P16:14
jedijfribs, carbon monoxide smoked16:15
jedijfit's like hickory, but you die16:15
jedijfquicker16:16
ChinnoDogI don't think there will be deadly levels of carbon monoxide left when done cooking16:16
EvilResistancelol16:17
jedijfshucks16:17
ChinnoDogI'd be more worried about the other crud under the hood16:17
jedijfantifreeze /smells/ sweet16:17
jedijfoil could have fiber-like slide effect]16:17
jedijfforget 12 grain, i've got 40 weight16:18
MutantTurkeyjust clean off the bread with 190 proof vodka16:19
MutantTurkeygood as new.16:19
adomhip hip array - http://www.neatoshop.com/product/Hip-Hip-Array16:33
PennBotTitle: Hip Hip Array (at www.neatoshop.com)16:33
ChinnoDogThere are too many people with my name at work16:37
ChinnoDogI need a new name16:37
jedijfuse your nick16:37
jedijfson-in-law calls me jedi16:38
ChinnoDogI am not going to have them call me ChinnoDog. lol16:38
jedijfthat's what i call you16:39
ChinnoDogThe linux world is different. All sorts of sillyness can pass as professional behavior.16:40
ChinnoDogI need a "stage name". lol16:41
jedijfnick - nicolas16:42
jedijfman gaga16:42
ChinnoDogat work? lol16:43
jedijfrichard head16:44
EvilResistancelol...16:46
ChinnoDogI should go all the way. I should find a suitable nickname, an appropriate introduction for myself binding me to my nickname, and a professional email address that uses the nickname16:50
ChinnoDog"ChinnoDog" just isn't professional16:50
adomif anyone has spare time...someone give me a brief summary of why admins dont like using ubuntu server in ragards to the main reason i've been told: they don't like root controlling servers (they like user "ftp" to control the ftp server, etc)16:51
adomis it just because if someone gained access to the ftp/http/mysql/etc server, then they'd have root access to the machine?16:52
adombecauset that, i understand16:52
adomjust want to check if theres some other reason i dont know about16:52
jedijfdamaged carrot cake \o/17:07
MutantTurkeycarrot cake ++17:08
EvilResistance@list Karma17:09
PennBotEvilResistance: clear, dump, karma, load, and most17:09
jedijfadom: not a sysadin, and just tried ubu server - i notice a little loose on permissions17:09
EvilResistancegood its still here :P17:09
jedijfadom: err, same looseness as ubu vs debian...which at server level i consider loose17:09
jedijfadom: meaning desktop here ^^17:10
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jedijfadom: also, mysqld is owned by mysql , apache is owned ultimately by www-data so .....on my install ubu server 11.10 atm17:27
ChinnoDogjedijf: do you have a good source for loaf bags?17:27
jedijfbags are expensive, and yes of course17:27
ChinnoDogThat is surprising they are expensive. Where can I get some?17:29
jedijfi pay $80 per 100017:31
ChinnoDogI don't need 1000. lol17:31
jedijfdon't know where a consumer can get them, maybe a supermarket with a bakery...sams...costco etc17:32
ChinnoDogI doubt they would sell them to me17:32
jedijfhow long are your little chinno loaves?17:32
ChinnoDogNot that long. About the length of a laptop on the short side.17:33
jedijfhaha17:33
jedijfok17:33
jedijfso like 1 1/2 pounders?17:34
ChinnoDogI split the original recipe in half and I use silicone bakeware because the bread falls out of it without help17:34
ChinnoDogmaybe? It takes 3c of flour and 1/2c of starter if that helps.17:34
jedijfChinnoDog: pm me address and i'll send you a ream of 200, and a  /real/ sourdough17:35
jedijfthe bages will be large, but you can re-use them17:35
ChinnoDog"real" sourdough can be my benchmark for what I am trying to achieve. hehe17:36
MutantTurkeyso hungry17:36
ChinnoDogeat a turkey sandwich17:36
MutantTurkeyWHY DON'T YOU EAT A HOT DOG17:37
jedijfChinnoDog: all the executive chefs sniff the heck out of mine and tell me it is good - that's all i know17:37
* jedijf just had a piece of smooshed carrot cake17:37
ChinnoDogMutantTurkey: too many carbs17:37
MutantTurkeyheh17:37
* EvilResistance hands ChinnoDog a low-carb hot dog17:37
ChinnoDogcake is good whether it is smooshed or not17:37
ChinnoDogespecially when soggy with ice cream17:37
jedijfyeah, but diner didn't want to pay $22 for bludgeoned carrot decorations17:38
ChinnoDogYea, you can't accept less then perfect when the cake is going to be on display for customers to drool over17:39
jedijfthe oreo doesn't have a good presentation, but oteri's chocolate cakes are moist and pretty damn good17:40
ChinnoDogIf I had access to lots of damaged cakes I would open up a dessert restaurant / bar and keep it dark inside so no one could see what they were eating anyway17:42
adomjedijf: i see what you're saying about mysql and all that. im not worried really anyway. only thing really attackable for my personal server is ssh, which is owned by root, but you cant login to ssh as root, so you'd have to know my local username and then try to attack that password. even then you'd only have access to my user account, not root.17:46
jedijfchange port17:53
jedijfand if really concerned do auth key only, i don't17:54
ChinnoDogjedijf: do you always have spare noms at the end of the day?17:54
MutantTurkeyjust spend like an hour with a retard user17:54
MutantTurkeyrahhhh17:54
MutantTurkeyplease type this in....17:54
MutantTurkey"its not working"17:54
MutantTurkeygahh17:54
jedijfi always have stock bread, plus a 10x10 freezer full of cya rolls and stuff17:55
MutantTurkeyi finally had to remote view his desktop from skpe and see how he was messing it up...17:55
MutantTurkey-_-17:55
jedijfMutantTurkey: support is the hardest evah17:55
MutantTurkeydon't even know him, just skyped with some random spanish guy17:55
jedijfverdad17:55
MutantTurkeybut i guess if he's using tde i don't care.17:55
jedijfhahah17:55
jedijfsmartest hispanic on the planet17:55
MutantTurkeyaye17:56
ChinnoDogjedijf: and a crushed carrot cake or deformed oreo cake now and then?17:56
MutantTurkeyjedijf: https://www.desktopsummit.org/sites/www.desktopsummit.org/files/DS2011_LiMux_Desktop_Retrospective_2011-08-08.pdf17:56
MutantTurkeywe are apparently deployed all over munich.17:57
jedijfChinnoDog: not too often on the cakes. it kinda makes me crazy. today i was hungry so not so bad. somewhere in the delivery chain it was dropped.cracked right down middle18:02
ChinnoDogI wish I had a slice of carrot cake right now18:24
JonathanDmmm carrot cake.18:34
ChinnoDogI don't think I knew what carrot cake was until I moved to the states in 1990. My first impression of carrot cake was "What? You can't put carrots into cake."18:43
ChinnoDogIt turned out I was wrong.18:44
jedijfrasberry pi update from allied, blah blah blah19:06
JonathanDChinnoDog: very, very wrong.19:17
ChinnoDogjedijf: wikipedia says to do parbaking the bread should be rapidly cooled. I guess I should transfer my 80% baked loaf directly into the freezer soon as I can touch it.20:04
ChinnoDogloaf in progress20:48
ChinnoDogarresting at the 30 minute mark20:48
ChinnoDogSomething went wrong. It looks too done21:22
JonathanDIs it chasing you around yet?21:29
adomtaking the server down to add a hard drive...22:07
ChinnoDogJonathanD: It should be chasing me around?22:15
jedijfChinnoDog: get a blast freezer22:45
jedijftthen you can fully bake, freeze and have forever22:45
ChinnoDogIt doesn't need to last /forever/22:46
pleia2forever++22:47
ChinnoDogIt is bread, not McDonald's french fries22:49
jedijfsome delis in central jersey re-bake the fully baked  bread i deliver to give the crust an extra 'snap'22:51
ChinnoDogI don't want snap, I wand soft deliciousness22:51
ChinnoDogI like my loaves as marshmallow like as possible22:52
jedijfthat's disgusting22:52
ChinnoDoglol22:54
waltmanBread is supposed to have a crust. I once spent 3 months in Seattle working on a project, and one of the worst parts was trying to find rolls there that weren't all squooshy.22:56
ChinnoDognom nom squishy rolls full of butter22:59
pleia2waltman: come here, our sourdough crusts break your teeth, it's awesome22:59
pleia2(seriously though, I have gotten cuts in my mouth)23:00
pleia2and I do like it ;)23:00
pleia2and yet, they can't do bagels23:00
waltmanYou know who makes surprisingly good bagles? Wegmans!23:01
pleia2wegmans is good at fresh food23:01
pleia2when I moved they updated my address and started sending their fliers here23:02
pleia2it was cruel (foruntately I'm not wanting for good fresh food here, but still!)23:02
jedijfthe bagel fad tried quickly, remember all the manhattan bagels that popped up amd then pooped out23:04
jedijfs/tried/died23:04
pleia2I never even made it to one before they closde23:04
pleia2but then again I tended to go to DD for bagels anyway, or Yum Yums when I was in Lansdale (I still have DREAMS about their everything bagels, insane)23:05
jedijfthe yum yum at county line in between hatboro and warminster closed; i'm forever scarred23:05
pleia2awww :(23:05
jedijfyum yum lansdale rr tracks ftw23:05
pleia2yeah23:06
jedijfnot a fan of dd bagels23:06
jedijfit's mental23:06
jedijfthey're baked, not boiled23:06
waltmanpleia2: I'm still amazede they don't have DD out there. Where do SFians go for their donut fix?23:06
jedijfsushi shops of course23:07
pleia2waltman: the place with the chicken sign23:07
waltmanmadness23:07
pleia2no ,they don't have donuts23:07
waltmanno wawas, either!23:07
pleia2I don't know :( no donuts here23:07
waltmanor ritas!23:08
waltmanAnd yet they think of themselves as foodies!23:08
pleia2lol23:08
jedijfseriously23:08
jedijfritas and a pretzel23:08
pleia2there is a DD in Las Vegas23:08
pleia2and they have them in Phoenix23:08
waltmanthere are 2 DDs in 30th St station :)23:08
pleia2I ate at one when I visiting in October23:09
pleia2(didnt realize there were 2!)23:09
pleia2also got a shrimp eggroll and slice of pizza23:10
waltmanThere's one across from McDonald's, and another up near the Septa trains.23:10
pleia2they do eggrolls wrong here, they call springrolls eggrolls23:10
ChinnoDogI noticed that is a regional thing. Technically spring rolls are not cooked23:11
pleia2we had cheesesteak eggrolls at the continental yesterday, they are full of win :)23:11
waltmanalso fat23:12
pleia2ssshhh23:12
waltmanoops!23:12
ChinnoDogmmm, fat23:12
waltmanspeaking of which, I should probably make/get some dinner23:12
pleia2I had chipotle for lunch :d23:13
waltmanI was considering them for dinner23:13
waltmanI've been on a panera kick lately23:13
* rmg51 made a steak for diner23:15
waltmanSo this professor who just died in my department was supposed to be teaching a cryptography class next term, and now my advisor might be called upon to teach a bit of it.23:19
waltman...despite not knowing anything about cryptography.23:19
pleia2that sounds like a good idea23:19
pleia2(and sorry for your loss, that's sad)23:20
waltmanI was explaining to him today the difference between checksums and digitally signing something.23:20
waltmanyeah, we're all still pretty shocked23:20
waltmanDid I mention that Werner was like this German superman? Even in his 50s he seemed to be fitter than all the young undergrads.23:21
pleia2:(23:21
waltmanthe key to being a professor is realizing that you don'23:21
waltmandon't have to be an expert in what you're teaching. You just need to know more than your student. :)23:22
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