| bkerensa | jcastro: hmm... perhaps yes.. | 03:11 |
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| dpm | good morning everyone | 06:18 |
| nigelb | hey dpm | 06:23 |
| dpm | hi nigelb, how's it going? | 06:23 |
| nigelb | Not bad. Busy day. Running around helping organize a birthday party :) | 06:24 |
| dpm | nice way to be busy :) | 06:26 |
| nigelb | heh | 06:26 |
| dholbach | good morning | 06:49 |
| nigelb | hi dholbach | 06:53 |
| dholbach | hi nigelb | 06:53 |
| dpm | heya dholbach | 06:55 |
| dholbach | hey dpm | 06:56 |
| czajkowski | aloha | 07:56 |
| bkerensa | Hello | 07:58 |
| * nigelb hugs dholbach | 10:03 | |
| nigelb | Love the responses in the new blog post. | 10:03 |
| dholbach | yeah, me too :) | 10:04 |
| * dholbach hugs nigelb | 10:04 | |
| mhall119 | http://www.reddit.com/r/Ubuntu/comments/sfucv/ubuntu_1204_is_for_app_developers/ upvote please | 11:20 |
| nigelb | upvoted | 11:29 |
| cprofitt | balloons: ping | 11:33 |
| czajkowski | http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/cork-teenager-joanne-to-address-un-technology-conference-547976.html | 11:39 |
| === nothingspecial is now known as angela-android | ||
| === nlsthzn is now known as not_found | ||
| === angela-android is now known as rastamouse | ||
| === not_found is now known as nlsthzn | ||
| === rastamouse is now known as nothingspecial | ||
| === dholbach_ is now known as dholbach | ||
| jcastro | dholbach: I'm travelling to Openstack conf today, so I won't be at our hangout | 13:47 |
| jcastro | I will miss you guys! | 13:47 |
| dholbach | jcastro, you're travelling quite a bit | 13:47 |
| dholbach | jcastro, enjoy the conf! | 13:47 |
| jcastro | yeah | 13:47 |
| jcastro | 2 more trips and I'm Gold! | 13:47 |
| jcastro | this will be good though, Mark is doing the keynote tomorrow | 13:47 |
| dholbach | and who doesn't like a golden Jorge | 13:48 |
| jcastro | and then we're going to charm school on the hardware we have there | 13:48 |
| jcastro | popey: guess what fits in my carryon? | 13:48 |
| jcastro | That's right, the hp N40L. | 13:48 |
| jcastro | backup openstack node! | 13:48 |
| popey | lol | 13:48 |
| jcastro | I am not kidding, it fits perfectly right in there | 13:48 |
| mhall119 | jcastro: that'll be fun to explain to TSA | 14:01 |
| jcastro | actually it wasn't bad | 14:01 |
| mhall119 | TSA: "What's this?", Jorge: "It's the cloud" | 14:01 |
| jcastro | I just had to remove it, scan it seperately | 14:01 |
| cjohnston | lol | 14:01 |
| jcastro | I did come like 2 hours early just in case | 14:01 |
| mhall119 | http://xkcd.com/908/ | 14:01 |
| mhall119 | jorge needs a black hat | 14:02 |
| cjohnston | jcastro: why do you have to be picky.. tell mhall119 to fix it | 14:11 |
| jcastro | cjohnston: I was just being thorough | 14:21 |
| jcastro | because you would hate me if I knew it did that and didn't tell you | 14:21 |
| jcastro | but I agree, mhall119 should fix it | 14:21 |
| jcastro | mhall119: and then MARKDOWN ALL THE THINGS | 14:21 |
| cjohnston | bbl | 14:22 |
| cjohnston | work | 14:22 |
| technoviking | jcastro: so, what do you we should do next for the forums? I think tiaz and I have done everything we can | 14:45 |
| jcastro | ok I thought the new hold up was the sso library was broken | 14:45 |
| jcastro | I got an email yesterday? | 14:45 |
| technoviking | The test forum will not talk to login.u.c | 14:46 |
| technoviking | tiaz and I can not find anything in the logs for help diagnose | 14:46 |
| jcastro | technoviking: what channel are you guys in? | 14:47 |
| technoviking | PM usually | 14:47 |
| jcastro | k | 14:48 |
| jcastro | let me see what he needs, maybe we can get help from another team | 14:48 |
| jcastro | sigh | 14:48 |
| jcastro | technoviking: it will be awesome the minute we figure this out | 14:48 |
| jcastro | and then vb 5.x comes out like the next day | 14:48 |
| technoviking | heh | 14:48 |
| technoviking | think Stuart team could help, but they are swamped | 14:49 |
| jcastro | yeah | 14:50 |
| jcastro | I asked him for something and he was like "love to help, ask me in 6 months" | 14:50 |
| technoviking | if not solved by UDS, going to beg SABDFL to let upgrade procede and they get SSO worked out | 14:51 |
| jcastro | I don't get the feeling he's going to do that | 14:54 |
| jcastro | If it was any other team that could fix it other an ISD this wouldn't be so hard I think | 14:55 |
| jono | jcastro, dholbach, mhall119, balloons I might be a few mins late, feel free to start without me | 14:55 |
| jcastro | jono: I'm getting on a plane in minute | 14:56 |
| mhall119 | jono: we can't use the normal hangout without you | 14:56 |
| mhall119 | jcastro: that's no excuse | 14:56 |
| technoviking | the worst thing is, the files I got from Ryan Troy were incomplete, solve one thing by copying file from prod forum server | 14:56 |
| mhall119 | I wonder how well in-flight wifi would handle a hangout | 14:56 |
| technoviking | jcastro: have a good flight | 14:56 |
| technoviking | jcastro: want a slot during the lightning talk to show off the largest newspaper archive in the USA, which will soon be running on Ubuntu | 14:59 |
| technoviking | 10 million PDFs, OCR to be fully searchable | 14:59 |
| dholbach | mhall119, I'll start a hangout then | 15:00 |
| cprofitt | technoviking: nice! | 15:01 |
| dholbach | jcastro, have a good flight | 15:01 |
| cprofitt | yeah -- safe and good flight to those travelling | 15:01 |
| jono | dpm, https://plus.google.com/hangouts/_/extras/canonical.com/horsemen?authuser=0&hl=en&shxp=1&eid= | 16:02 |
| dpm | joining in... | 16:03 |
| dholbach | brb | 16:07 |
| dholbach | alright my friends - I call it a day - have a great rest of your day | 16:31 |
| cprofitt | balloons: ping | 16:31 |
| balloons | cprofitt, pong | 16:32 |
| balloons | dholbach, ciao! | 16:32 |
| cprofitt | hey... is it an issue if I can not do all the test cases? | 16:32 |
| balloons | cprofitt, no, no issue at all | 16:32 |
| cprofitt | cool... the iscsi test cases are difficult | 16:32 |
| balloons | do what you can do, that;s all we can ask :-) | 16:32 |
| balloons | yea.. sometimes time, sometimes hardware prevents you from getting everything | 16:33 |
| cprofitt | I got 8 done last night... and should be able to do that many tonight as well. | 16:33 |
| balloons | that's awesome cprofitt | 16:35 |
| balloons | I'm trying to finish getting info out to everyone | 16:35 |
| balloons | then I'll be sending a summary of what we did collectively around | 16:35 |
| cprofitt | cool... | 16:35 |
| cprofitt | I tried to make some other aware of the process last night as well... | 16:36 |
| bkerensa | Mmm... Release Party catering order placed :) | 18:32 |
| jono | balloons, social media done | 18:41 |
| jono | grabbing lunch | 18:41 |
| jcastro | hmmm | 19:53 |
| jcastro | guy on this plane running ubuntu | 19:53 |
| jcastro | I am going to go say hi | 19:53 |
| jo-erlend | :) | 19:53 |
| jo-erlend | say hello from me? | 19:53 |
| jo-erlend | mm. I was wondering if there's any chance of getting an ubuntu subdomain to accompany my mail address? | 19:55 |
| jcastro | score!! Random web developer guy on my plane running ubuntu! | 19:56 |
| jcastro | I gave him an ubuntu usb stick | 19:56 |
| jo-erlend | nice! :) | 19:56 |
| JanC | jo-erlend: as an Ubuntu Member you get a people.ubuntu.com/~username address, I think... | 20:01 |
| MrChrisDruif | JanC; true | 20:02 |
| JanC | but no subdomain | 20:02 |
| JanC | (probably to avoid possible clashes) | 20:02 |
| jo-erlend | oh, but that's fine. | 20:02 |
| jo-erlend | thanks. | 20:03 |
| balloons | jcastro, cool :-) neat idea to check next time I travel.. | 20:08 |
| balloons | I'm sure no one will mind me staring down there laptop screens for signs of ubuntu? ;-) | 20:08 |
| pleia2 | especially if you're on a flight to SF, we tend to have an unfair proportion of linux users out here in the valley | 20:08 |
| pleia2 | (we have Ubuntu Hours regularly where we pick up strays in the coffee shops who just happen to be there) | 20:09 |
| JanC | I'm sure the crew will mind if you walk all around the plane though :P | 20:09 |
| jcastro | I try not to spy on people but I always glance to see what they use | 20:09 |
| jcastro | I saw this guy using outlook at the terminal | 20:09 |
| jcastro | man ...it's hard to believe what some companies make people use. | 20:10 |
| jcastro | he had like this card reader security thing | 20:10 |
| * MrChrisDruif has missed the idea? | 20:10 | |
| jcastro | and I could tell it wasn't working because all these windows kept popping up making a sound | 20:10 |
| balloons | jcastro, yea.. those things are fun | 20:10 |
| JanC | jcastro: smartcards / card readers are nice (if they work well, of course) | 20:11 |
| JanC | we have smartcard-based ID-cards here in Belgium, works fine with Ubuntu too ☺ | 20:11 |
| JanC | makes it easy to fill income tax forms etc. | 20:12 |
| JanC | (and tax declarations here use standard web technology, unlike the Netherlands where their tax software has a GUI based on a 10 year old copy of wxWindows that clashes with about everything in a modern linux distro ;) ) | 20:17 |
| jo-erlend | if I update my launchpad name, will the email address and people.ubuntu.com url automatically be updated? | 20:19 |
| cjohnston | jo-erlend: your launchpad username? | 20:20 |
| jo-erlend | cjohnston, yes. | 20:20 |
| cjohnston | it would AFAIK because the stuff is all scripted, but I can't imagine its much of a good idea to change it unless you really need to. create confusion | 20:21 |
| jo-erlend | that's why I'm thinking of doing it now, before I depend too much on it. It's so long. | 20:21 |
| jcastro | renames in launchpad; the next great computer science barrier that needs to be broken | 20:21 |
| czajkowski | jcastro: I do them every day | 20:21 |
| czajkowski | as long as the name is free :) | 20:22 |
| jo-erlend | also; how does changing the launchpad username affect OpenID? | 20:22 |
| czajkowski | it doesnt | 20:23 |
| czajkowski | thats your email address | 20:23 |
| czajkowski | changing that causes issues | 20:23 |
| czajkowski | many issues | 20:23 |
| czajkowski | but can again be fixed easily enough | 20:23 |
| jo-erlend | elaborate? | 20:23 |
| jo-erlend | right now, I don't depend too much on the addresses for anything outside Launchpad. | 20:24 |
| czajkowski | then you're fine | 20:25 |
| cprofitt | balloons: ping | 20:26 |
| balloons | cprofitt, pong | 20:27 |
| cprofitt | the testing tonight -- Pre-release or daily? | 20:27 |
| cprofitt | looks like pre-release is just setup for later... nothing is inside it | 20:27 |
| balloons | cprofitt, I'm hoping the dailies last that long | 20:28 |
| balloons | but they are actively discussing :-) there are new fixes that are rolling into new spins | 20:29 |
| balloons | it would make sense for you to test the latest.. if they have a newer than daily out, test it :-) | 20:29 |
| balloons | i'm trying to not have that happen until tomorrow for consistency | 20:30 |
| * cprofitt nods | 20:30 | |
| balloons | cprofitt, they tell me the dailies are still ok.. I assume they will be around :-) | 20:32 |
| * cprofitt nods | 20:33 | |
| jcastro | https://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbuntuOpenWeek | 20:38 |
| jcastro | feel free to sign up balloons! | 20:38 |
| jcastro | and mhall! | 20:38 |
| jcastro | and whoever! | 20:39 |
| jono | jcastro, what time do you land again? | 20:50 |
| jcastro | 4:30 | 20:51 |
| jcastro | ~2.5 hoursish | 20:51 |
| balloons | lol.. i didn't think plane wifi let you ssh or irc | 20:52 |
| jcastro | it might, but I'm on web irc. alice-irc ftw. | 20:52 |
| jcastro | I charmed it, you can try it. :) | 20:52 |
| jcastro | that might be a good demo for a demo week | 20:52 |
| jono | jcastro, cool | 20:58 |
| jono | jcastro, I think it might make more sense for you to meet me at Rockridge BArt station | 20:59 |
| jono | this way Chuck and I can escape the traffic | 20:59 |
| jono | it is only an extra 20mins on BArt | 20:59 |
| jono | jcastro, actually, scratch that | 20:59 |
| jono | jcastro, meet me at West Oakland BArt station | 20:59 |
| jcastro | ok, west oakland | 21:00 |
| jcastro | hey, what direction is that from the airport? Or does the bart only go one way from there? | 21:00 |
| jono | yeah, when you get to SFO, get on the Pittsburg/Bay Point (yellow) line | 21:01 |
| jono | it will take you right to West Oakland | 21:01 |
| jono | this way I can avoid us getting suck in traffic | 21:01 |
| jcastro | easy enough | 21:01 |
| jono | jcastro, and then call me when you arrive at Embarcadero and I will set off to pick you up at the station | 21:02 |
| jcastro | ok embarcadero is on the way to west oakland? | 21:02 |
| greg-g | yeah | 21:03 |
| greg-g | last stop in SF before going in the tunnel under the bay | 21:03 |
| greg-g | be sure to call/text when at the station, the cell service doesn't work otherwise :) | 21:04 |
| jono | jcastro, yep | 21:05 |
| jcastro | ok, I'll keep an eye out for James too | 21:05 |
| jono | yeah, what greg-g said :-) | 21:05 |
| jono | James? | 21:05 |
| jcastro | hetfield, why do you think I am coming over there? | 21:05 |
| jono | lol | 21:06 |
| jono | he is up in Sonoma :-) | 21:06 |
| bodhi_zazen | FWIW - http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1961135 | 21:17 |
| bodhi_zazen | trying to set a time for FC meetings | 21:17 |
| bkerensa | greg-g: Their is service in the BART tunnel now? | 21:21 |
| MrChrisDruif | bodhi_zazen; How's Zenix getting along? | 21:22 |
| greg-g | bkerensa: no, at the stations | 21:22 |
| technoviking | jcastro: are you in the Bay area till UDS? | 21:22 |
| bkerensa | ahh :) | 21:22 |
| greg-g | bkerensa: yeah, you can call for 30 seconds at a time :) | 21:23 |
| greg-g | bkerensa: just enough time for your twitter updates ;) | 21:23 |
| bkerensa | greg-g: If jono lives in the Walnut land why is he getting him in Oakland? :P | 21:23 |
| bkerensa | Doesn't BART go all the way out... I thought it did | 21:23 |
| greg-g | I thought he was in oakland area not walnut, but I might be working on old knowledge | 21:24 |
| greg-g | I don't get over to the east bay very often | 21:24 |
| greg-g | (btw, what is pig latin for "beast"? ;) ) | 21:24 |
| bodhi_zazen | MrChrisDruif: probably off topic here, come over to #zenix if you wish | 21:24 |
| jono | bkerensa, I am taking him to a band practice in Oakland | 21:24 |
| bkerensa | ahh | 21:25 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: Just watch out for the BART Cow's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtZyA0GPKM | 21:26 |
| jcastro | technoviking: no, out on friday night and back in a week or whatever the dates are for uds. hah. | 21:27 |
| bkerensa | heh | 21:29 |
| jcastro | bkerensa: when I'm with clint I'm going to look at subordinateing that apache spdy charm on subway | 21:30 |
| jcastro | that would be _wicked_ | 21:30 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: we should hack it at UDS? | 21:31 |
| bkerensa | OpenPhoto Charm is almost ready for a push and review and I'll likely let Clint poke at it with a stick a few times | 21:31 |
| jcastro | I don't think it even needs to be hacked | 21:32 |
| jcastro | I think the subordinate charm just needs some reverse proxy mumbo jumbo | 21:32 |
| bkerensa | ahh | 21:32 |
| * jcastro uses technical terms | 21:32 | |
| bkerensa | does the mod_spdy use more resources? I wonder if someone has benchmarked it vs vanilla apache and optimized apache | 21:32 |
| bkerensa | if it doesnt I need to start using it | 21:33 |
| jcastro | bkerensa: so the idea with subodinates is you deploy subway, but then just plop apache or nginx (whatever you choose) on top of the instance | 21:33 |
| jcastro | google and twitter are the only people serving spdy | 21:33 |
| jcastro | all the graphs I see show significant performance over http, and it's all over ssl. | 21:34 |
| jcastro | but I don't think I've ever used gmail and be like "oh that feels much faster" | 21:34 |
| bkerensa | hmm | 21:34 |
| bkerensa | well my page load times on my blog is 688ms or better | 21:34 |
| bkerensa | not sure if it could improve me much better but I would possibly deploy it on clients nodes | 21:34 |
| jcastro | either way, having it easily deployable so people can find out the answers to those questions is why I want to do this | 21:34 |
| bkerensa | yeah | 21:35 |
| jcastro | you need to be under < 250ms! | 21:35 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: is your blog under 250ms | 21:35 |
| bkerensa | :D | 21:35 |
| jcastro | yep | 21:35 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: no fair you have zero images and are running what a html5 theme | 21:36 |
| bkerensa | :D | 21:36 |
| jcastro | https://developers.google.com/pagespeed/#url=http_3A_2F_2Fbenjaminkerensa.com&mobile=false | 21:37 |
| jcastro | you're getting a 96 out of 100! | 21:38 |
| jcastro | I only get 82! | 21:38 |
| jcastro | who hosts your blog? dang. | 21:38 |
| * greg-g gets a 95 | 21:39 | |
| greg-g | I beat jcastro ? weird https://developers.google.com/pagespeed/#url=http_3A_2F_2Fblog.grossmeier.net&mobile=false | 21:39 |
| czajkowski | 94 | 21:39 |
| jcastro | good to know I have the slowest one | 21:40 |
| jcastro | go cloud! | 21:40 |
| greg-g | :) | 21:40 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: if you had the same content or at least the same size... I would blow the bricks off your setup ;) | 21:40 |
| * greg-g hugs rose, http://rose.makesad.us/ | 21:40 | |
| czajkowski | whoo got my blog all updated this evening and added all my plugins working | 21:41 |
| czajkowski | am easily pleased but wanted it working for ages :) | 21:41 |
| jcastro | bkerensa: I'll take that bet. | 21:41 |
| bkerensa | LOL | 21:41 |
| jcastro | when I get back, we'll do test domains, and have the exact same content, and then bench them both a bunch | 21:41 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: I have CDN, Optimized DNS for Static Content so Content Downloads faster | 21:42 |
| bkerensa | :) | 21:42 |
| pleia2 | jcastro: mine's slower, but that's because I use html from 1999 :) | 21:42 |
| jcastro | bkerensa: mine is served from Amazon, they run christmas. | 21:42 |
| greg-g | lol | 21:42 |
| bkerensa | also major caching... varnish and YUI compressing plush a dash of CSS and JS optimization | 21:42 |
| jcastro | bkerensa: wordpress? We should get you on the charm yo. | 21:42 |
| jcastro | I mean, reviewing the charm, etc. | 21:42 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: Amazon may server Christmas but I use MaxCDN and they serve Mashable, Techcrunch and every other top blog | 21:42 |
| bkerensa | :P | 21:42 |
| pleia2 | (I think I have the standard problem of "sysadmin by day doesn't want to fix her own systems at night") | 21:42 |
| bkerensa | serve* | 21:42 |
| * czajkowski hugs pleia2 | 21:43 | |
| * pleia2 hugs | 21:43 | |
| czajkowski | pleia2: I used to feel that way about testing and writing test cases | 21:43 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: also DDoS proof :) | 21:43 |
| czajkowski | stop doing QA I write user manusals and test cases in spare time | 21:43 |
| czajkowski | *manuals | 21:43 |
| * czajkowski needs to go back to learn how to type | 21:43 | |
| mhall119 | pleia2: I think the problem is "The at-home boss doesn't pay enough and can't fire me, so why bother" | 21:43 |
| pleia2 | mhall119: haha, truth! | 21:44 |
| czajkowski | say hello to pretty new theme :) | 21:44 |
| czajkowski | http://www.lczajkowski.com/2012/04/18/time-flies-when-youre-busy-having-fun-working-and-organising/ | 21:44 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: Pro Tip - Switch all your JS from your local host to CDNJS (http://www.cdnjs.com/) | 21:45 |
| jcastro | bkerensa: if you're up for it we could have brandon blitz them both right now, he's a neutral third party. | 21:45 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: Hit me hard :) Siege me | 21:46 |
| bkerensa | :P | 21:46 |
| jcastro | imbrandon: Can you mega-blitz http://www.jorgecastro.org and http://benjaminkerensa.com/ and generate one of those sexy reports? | 21:46 |
| * bkerensa switches attack mode on | 21:47 | |
| jcastro | mhall119: see, server stuff is so much more awesome than unity! | 21:47 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: http://blog.cloudflare.com/introducing-im-under-attack-mode | 21:48 |
| jcastro | yea brandon is all about cloudflare, he's investigating that for omgubuntu | 21:49 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: cloudflare is only half of the key.... omgubuntu needs maxcdn + varnish + yui + minification | 21:49 |
| jcastro | not running 65 wordpress plugins might be a good start. :) | 21:50 |
| greg-g | czajkowski: ooo, nice new theme | 21:50 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: that helps too | 21:51 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: do they use W3 Total Cache? | 21:51 |
| czajkowski | greg-g: need my bright coloured fix must have orange and yellow and purple | 21:52 |
| czajkowski | hard to find nice ones | 21:53 |
| czajkowski | greg-g: sorry for explosiions in your inbox today | 21:53 |
| czajkowski | am moderating all the teams mails | 21:54 |
| czajkowski | we need a plan B | 21:54 |
| marcoceppi | bkerensa: no, we couldn't get it to play nice. For now we're on WP Super Cache | 21:54 |
| jcastro | marcoceppi: do you still have that blitz account? | 21:55 |
| greg-g | czajkowski: hehe, I filter those emails :) | 21:55 |
| jcastro | I feel the need to compete with bkerensa | 21:55 |
| czajkowski | greg-g: right dips you're it tomorrow, you can do it :) | 21:55 |
| greg-g | czajkowski: :) | 21:55 |
| marcoceppi | jcastro: yeah | 21:55 |
| greg-g | I'm on a plane much of tomorrow, so, no emails ;) | 21:55 |
| marcoceppi | jcastro: but I can't blitz either of you unless you put a file in your root directory | 21:56 |
| czajkowski | greg-g: bah | 21:56 |
| greg-g | but yeah, I have no idea how to filter that stuff given the langauge barier, just like I don't know what to do in the channel :) | 21:56 |
| marcoceppi | but I can always SIEGE ALL OF YOU | 21:56 |
| jcastro | yeah siege us | 21:57 |
| jcastro | I want to see if I'm even close | 21:57 |
| * greg-g is curious | 21:57 | |
| jcastro | if it's not obvious then we can step it up | 21:57 |
| bkerensa | marcoceppi: please siege me and jcastro with 1000 simu users | 21:57 |
| bkerensa | :D | 21:57 |
| greg-g | how his host would do | 21:57 |
| bkerensa | greg-g: :) depends is it share, vps or dedicated? :) | 21:57 |
| marcoceppi | bkerensa: incoming | 21:58 |
| * marcoceppi runs siege from a few different servers | 21:58 | |
| bkerensa | yes :) so its balanced across the geo locations | 21:59 |
| marcoceppi | actually, my test siege shows your site throwing 500's | 21:59 |
| bkerensa | :D | 22:00 |
| marcoceppi | only 29 successful transactions out of 1900 | 22:00 |
| bkerensa | marcoceppi: it filtered you | 22:00 |
| bkerensa | :P | 22:00 |
| jcastro | oh boo, cheater | 22:00 |
| * marcoceppi spins up 20 micros | 22:00 | |
| marcoceppi | filter this! | 22:00 |
| bkerensa | marcoceppi: its cloudflare it will filter your attacks when it sees it as abusive | 22:01 |
| bkerensa | :P | 22:01 |
| jcastro | marcoceppi: hit me bro | 22:01 |
| marcoceppi | So I need to siege through tor then | 22:01 |
| imbrandon | ? | 22:02 |
| marcoceppi | jcastro won | 22:02 |
| marcoceppi | http://paste.ubuntu.com/936098/ | 22:02 |
| imbrandon | yea you cant seige cloudflare | 22:02 |
| bkerensa | marcoceppi: if you give me a ip or range I can whitelist | 22:02 |
| bkerensa | :D | 22:02 |
| imbrandon | jcastro: | 22:02 |
| bkerensa | then I will win | 22:02 |
| jcastro | heh | 22:03 |
| * jcastro goes off to flex in the corner | 22:03 | |
| marcoceppi | bkerensa here you go, you lost: http://paste.ubuntu.com/936101/ | 22:03 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: if you whitelist you can because cf will accept it all and allow me to win :) | 22:03 |
| imbrandon | ahh | 22:03 |
| marcoceppi | 96% avail > 1.6% availability :) | 22:03 |
| imbrandon | yea i dont whitelist :) | 22:03 |
| bkerensa | but you have to whitelist whomever is sieging | 22:03 |
| jcastro | pm him an ip range | 22:03 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: me neither :) in fact I block lots of ranges | 22:03 |
| bkerensa | :D | 22:03 |
| jcastro | so I can put him out of his misery | 22:03 |
| imbrandon | yup same here | 22:04 |
| imbrandon | i block tons of countrys actually | 22:04 |
| imbrandon | china cant see me :) | 22:04 |
| imbrandon | lol | 22:04 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: do you use MaxCDN or any other CDN? | 22:04 |
| imbrandon | cloudfront and hp | 22:04 |
| imbrandon | new cdn | 22:04 |
| bkerensa | yeah | 22:04 |
| imbrandon | and google storage psudo cdn | 22:04 |
| cjohnston | did yall see RS's openstack announcement? | 22:04 |
| bkerensa | MaxCDN has sponsored me for two years so I use them :D | 22:04 |
| imbrandon | cjohnston: yea | 22:04 |
| imbrandon | bkerensa: nice :) | 22:05 |
| jcastro | imbrandon: pm bkerensa your ip and siege him, I want to win. | 22:05 |
| bkerensa | LOL | 22:05 |
| imbrandon | bkerensa: yea i tend to keep tabs and accounts on most webservers so i konw what tool is right for what job :) | 22:05 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: tell jcastro he cant win against a optimized platform with cdn and cloudflare :) | 22:05 |
| imbrandon | its a range of i ips | 22:05 |
| greg-g | bkerensa: a shared host, with about 4 people. a 2.66 Ghz Core i7 quad-core Xeon, 12 gigs ram | 22:05 |
| imbrandon | i seige from a cluster :) | 22:06 |
| imbrandon | let me get to the console | 22:06 |
| jcastro | ok let's do this. Send him your range so I can gloat. | 22:06 |
| bkerensa | greg-g: is the Apache and MySQL optimized properly? If so you could likely do pretty well :P | 22:06 |
| bkerensa | :D | 22:06 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: Winner buys whisky | 22:06 |
| bkerensa | :P | 22:06 |
| jcastro | make it rum and you're on | 22:07 |
| greg-g | bkerensa: probably pretty well, I'm not the sys admin, Asheesh is, who's way smarter than me :) | 22:07 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: ok if I lose I will buy you a rum drink :) | 22:07 |
| imbrandon | k one sec its booting up the nodes now | 22:07 |
| jcastro | fair enough. | 22:08 |
| jcastro | this is fun, it's made an otherwise tedious flight interesting | 22:08 |
| greg-g | haha | 22:08 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: whats your favorite rum drink? :) I like Caribou Lous | 22:08 |
| bkerensa | :P | 22:08 |
| jcastro | Cuba Libre of course! | 22:09 |
| imbrandon | 15.185.120.5 , 15.185.118.36 , 15.185.120.66 , 15.185.120.81 , 15.185.120.82 | 22:10 |
| imbrandon | give me a sec to install siege and get ready | 22:10 |
| bkerensa | ok | 22:10 |
| bkerensa | white listing | 22:10 |
| imbrandon | jcastro: waht parms yall running ? | 22:11 |
| jcastro | I think he went with 1000 sim users? | 22:11 |
| jcastro | doesn't matter, whatever you think is best, as long as it's the same for both of us | 22:11 |
| imbrandon | bkerensa: oop forgot one | 22:11 |
| imbrandon | 15.185.119.12 | 22:11 |
| imbrandon | i dont know the parms need example :) | 22:12 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: 15.185.0.0/16 | 22:12 |
| bkerensa | whitelisted the range | 22:12 |
| imbrandon | :) | 22:12 |
| bkerensa | might take a minute or so for it to propagate to Hong Kong etc | 22:12 |
| bkerensa | :D | 22:12 |
| imbrandon | np, i'm opening a console still to each one | 22:12 |
| imbrandon | wasent prepaired :) | 22:13 |
| jcastro | I believe you are stalling bkerensa | 22:13 |
| imbrandon | ok someone give me the siege cmd so i dont hgave to man it :) | 22:13 |
| jcastro | I am on a plane, apt is slooowwwww | 22:14 |
| marcoceppi | imbrandon: siege -c 1000 | 22:15 |
| imbrandon | k | 22:15 |
| bkerensa | siege -d1 -c 1000 -i domain | 22:15 |
| bkerensa | :D | 22:15 |
| bkerensa | -i adds interactive and makes it more intersting | 22:15 |
| imbrandon | ok where am i pounding ? | 22:16 |
| czajkowski | should not edit blog when tired,borked it | 22:16 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: benjaminkerensa.com and www.jorgecastro.org I think | 22:17 |
| bkerensa | pound away :D | 22:17 |
| imbrandon | i'm soo gonna charm this manual cluter pounding later | 22:17 |
| imbrandon | awe crap | 22:18 |
| imbrandon | too many files open | 22:18 |
| imbrandon | hahah give me a sec | 22:18 |
| greg-g | the suspense! it kills! | 22:19 |
| bkerensa | :D | 22:20 |
| imbrandon | heh server wont stay up long enough to let me get all 6 nodes to seige | 22:20 |
| jcastro | the suspense is brtual | 22:20 |
| imbrandon | lol | 22:20 |
| imbrandon | neither | 22:20 |
| imbrandon | the one out of 6 nodes had this | 22:21 |
| imbrandon | ransactions: 29 hits | 22:21 |
| imbrandon | Availability: 1.54 % | 22:21 |
| imbrandon | terrible terrible :) | 22:21 |
| jcastro | pastebin bro | 22:21 |
| imbrandon | one sec | 22:21 |
| imbrandon | dude 6 times ? | 22:21 |
| imbrandon | hehe | 22:21 |
| jcastro | just once if the #'s are similar enough | 22:21 |
| imbrandon | http://paste.ubuntu.com/936114/ | 22:22 |
| imbrandon | yea they are all very close, but i couldent get all of them going at once befpre the servers failed | 22:22 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: does Jorge win the rum drink? :D | 22:22 |
| imbrandon | yea i'd say so :) | 22:22 |
| imbrandon | one sec too, hold on | 22:22 |
| jcastro | boo, you didn't even show up dude | 22:23 |
| * jcastro parades around flexing | 22:23 | |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEYl5dg9Guc <-- still this though ;P | 22:23 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: Ok :) I will get you rum at UDS then :P | 22:24 |
| jcastro | it's ok, it wasn't a fair bet | 22:24 |
| jcastro | I can see how you can think you're almost as awesome as me and stuff. | 22:24 |
| imbrandon | running it on my site | 22:24 |
| imbrandon | still going | 22:24 |
| imbrandon | and going | 22:24 |
| bkerensa | jcastro: :) I was planning on buying you a drink anyways heh | 22:24 |
| imbrandon | no red yet | 22:24 |
| imbrandon | ok gonna stop it cuz this just aint fair to yall | 22:25 |
| greg-g | haha | 22:25 |
| greg-g | imbrandon: mind hitting blog.grossmeier.net, I'm just curious | 22:25 |
| greg-g | if I disconnect from IRC, you'll know to stop | 22:25 |
| imbrandon | http://paste.ubuntu.com/936120/ | 22:25 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: jcastro needs to smush all his images :D | 22:25 |
| imbrandon | greg-g: sure , one sec | 22:25 |
| greg-g | coolio | 22:25 |
| * greg-g gets a little tense | 22:26 | |
| jcastro | I do, I usually just raw take them from shutter | 22:26 |
| jcastro | would a normal pngcrush do the trick? | 22:26 |
| imbrandon | bkerensa: ^^ now THERE is a webserver boyz :) thats brandonholtsclaw.com without cloudflare btw | 22:26 |
| imbrandon | jcastro: yea | 22:26 |
| imbrandon | i got a script that will give ya good parms | 22:26 |
| imbrandon | one min | 22:26 |
| jcastro | I'll do it tonight | 22:26 |
| jcastro | imbrandon: jet that over to me in email pls | 22:26 |
| imbrandon | kk its in my /usr/local/bin on osx | 22:26 |
| imbrandon | kk | 22:26 |
| jcastro | plane landing soon, out of juice | 22:27 |
| jcastro | tty all in a bit! | 22:27 |
| imbrandon | its optipng tho, imho its better | 22:27 |
| jcastro | whatever I can script. :) | 22:27 |
| greg-g | jcastro: later, welcome to SF | 22:27 |
| imbrandon | Availability: 99.27 % | 22:27 |
| imbrandon | Elapsed time: 44.69 secs | 22:27 |
| imbrandon | Data transferred: 456.34 MB | 22:27 |
| imbrandon | Response time: 2.20 secs | 22:27 |
| imbrandon | Transaction rate: 326.05 trans/sec | 22:27 |
| imbrandon | Throughput: 10.21 MB/sec | 22:27 |
| imbrandon | Concurrency: 716.44 | 22:27 |
| imbrandon | Successful transactions: 14571 | 22:27 |
| imbrandon | i lub my website | 22:27 |
| bkerensa | LOL | 22:27 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: what param did u siege it with? | 22:28 |
| imbrandon | siege -d1 -c 1000 -i http://brandonholtsclaw.com | 22:28 |
| bkerensa | I wanna run from one of my boxes :D | 22:28 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: what kind of pipe do you have? :P | 22:29 |
| imbrandon | aws | 22:29 |
| bkerensa | some unmetered | 22:29 |
| bkerensa | ahh | 22:29 |
| imbrandon | err actually its on hpcloud | 22:29 |
| imbrandon | forfor i switched | 22:29 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: you loving that az1 :) | 22:30 |
| imbrandon | :) i have ummm 17 ami burning right now | 22:30 |
| imbrandon | :) | 22:30 |
| bkerensa | expensive | 22:31 |
| bkerensa | :D | 22:31 |
| bkerensa | well on hpcloud its free but yeah | 22:31 |
| bkerensa | :D | 22:31 |
| imbrandon | 10 node sql cluster, 5 node nginx web cluter and two juju testing boxes | 22:31 |
| bkerensa | should spinup a hpcloud instance and seed all the Ubuntu ISO's | 22:31 |
| bkerensa | :D | 22:31 |
| imbrandon | heh | 22:31 |
| imbrandon | that and i tweak the shit out of my setup. check my block sometime | 22:32 |
| imbrandon | i r make websites fast :) | 22:32 |
| bkerensa | :D | 22:32 |
| imbrandon | brb | 22:32 |
| imbrandon | blog* | 22:32 |
| greg-g | oh no, he forgot to seige me :) | 22:33 |
| imbrandon | like that little omg site that me and the other fellas been working on, yea i got nginx runnning so smooth on it that its serving 3+ million hits a month from one m1.small on aws AND dont have the microcache or nginx static cache in place yet | 22:33 |
| imbrandon | greg-g: nope just need mt dew first, give me 5 min | 22:34 |
| greg-g | haha | 22:34 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: use loadimpact much? | 22:35 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: when you finish the omg charm are you guys publishing it? | 22:35 |
| marcoceppi | bkerensa: it's already published, you can look at it at anytime | 22:37 |
| bkerensa | marcoceppi: its just the wordpress charm? | 22:37 |
| marcoceppi | https://code.launchpad.net/~marcoceppi/charms/oneiric/omgubuntu-wp/trunk && http://jujucharms.com/~marcoceppi/oneiric/omgubuntu-wp | 22:37 |
| marcoceppi | bkerensa: No, it's the WordPress charm on crack, we'll be back-porting a lot of the cool stuff to the WordPress charm when we're done with the the omg charm | 22:38 |
| greg-g | that's awesome | 22:40 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: Hmm http://paste.ubuntu.com/936136/ | 22:42 |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: loadimpact shows that jcastro's site has way higher load times under minimal and increase client connects | 22:43 |
| bkerensa | 22.49s loadtime peak for him and 5s here | 22:44 |
| bkerensa | Hmm I think I wanna deploy marcoceppi's charm with my content on aws and load test and see how it differs | 22:44 |
| * bkerensa is kind of afraid of nginx | 22:45 | |
| bkerensa | imbrandon: I just loadimpacted your site and it is very flawless :) blew me and jcastro out of the water | 22:45 |
| greg-g | bkerensa: http://loadimpact.com/load-test/blog.grossmeier.net-0ae006f5f59086c7e9e5aceef4611a00 | 22:50 |
| jcastro | bkerensa: I suspect we'll be the same, I'm on AWS | 22:50 |
| greg-g | and that's with someone hitting mysql hard at the same time (asheesh was running some python process) | 22:51 |
| cprofitt | hey greg-g and jcastro and bkerensa | 22:55 |
| cprofitt | marcoceppi: | 22:55 |
| cprofitt | anyone else I may have left out! | 22:55 |
| cprofitt | :-) | 22:56 |
| * greg-g waves | 22:56 | |
| cprofitt | how are you and the family greg-g ? | 22:56 |
| greg-g | good good | 22:57 |
| greg-g | going to take our first flight with the baby tonight! | 22:58 |
| greg-g | crazy! | 22:58 |
| cprofitt | I have not done that with any of my kids yet | 22:58 |
| cprofitt | best of luck | 22:58 |
| greg-g | thanks! | 22:58 |
| cprofitt | Hey... are you a director of technology? | 22:58 |
| cprofitt | I noticed on your blog you talked about SETDA | 22:59 |
| greg-g | heh, I am the Education Technology and Policy Coordinator at Creative Commons :) | 23:00 |
| cprofitt | I can not believe I did not know that... | 23:00 |
| cprofitt | I work in K-12 and have presented multiple times at Educational Events in NY State | 23:01 |
| greg-g | long title which means: if it deal with the tech side of things, I'm your man (for edu related stuff). I also do some policy work, but that mostly falls on my boss, Cable Green. He's the real politician :) | 23:01 |
| greg-g | oh cool | 23:01 |
| cprofitt | NYSCATE is the annual statewide show in NY... you and I will have to talk a bit | 23:01 |
| * greg-g nods | 23:01 | |
| cprofitt | I also go to Ed Tech Day at Ithaca College | 23:01 |
| cprofitt | very cool dude. | 23:01 |
| greg-g | I am mostly focused on metadata right now, LRMI (http://lrmi.net) and how it can help make OER more findable and higher quality (by aligning to common core standards) | 23:02 |
| greg-g | but, if you're curious, come over to #lrmi and be one of two members in the channel ;) | 23:02 |
| cprofitt | I will add the that to auto-join | 23:02 |
| greg-g | :) | 23:02 |
| cprofitt | I focused a lot on how FOSS met the needs of NETP 2010 and ISTE standards | 23:03 |
| cprofitt | OER is a part of that | 23:03 |
| greg-g | interesting! | 23:03 |
| cprofitt | open courseware, etc | 23:03 |
| cprofitt | having teachers write curriculum and moving away from expensive publisher would really help $$$ wise... | 23:04 |
| greg-g | yep yep. We (CC), of course, are pushing for more openly licensed educational content | 23:04 |
| greg-g | word | 23:04 |
| cprofitt | and I think we would get better material that could be adapted much faster | 23:04 |
| greg-g | ++ | 23:04 |
| cprofitt | http://www.infoworld.com/d/open-source/microsofts-fake-validation-openofficeorg-805 | 23:06 |
| cprofitt | read the quote from Pittsford... | 23:06 |
| cprofitt | that is the district I work in | 23:06 |
| * cprofitt facepalms | 23:07 | |
| greg-g | eek | 23:08 |
| * cprofitt nods | 23:08 | |
| cprofitt | the answer ofcourse is -- 'me' | 23:08 |
| cprofitt | and I fix the Microsoft stuff... and the Apple stuff... and the Symantec stuff... etc | 23:08 |
| greg-g | heh | 23:08 |
| imbrandon | sorry greg-g gonna have to take a rain check, something else popup up here | 23:10 |
| greg-g | man, that's a good video, propoganda wise | 23:10 |
| greg-g | imbrandon: no worries man. 'twas just a fun idea | 23:11 |
| imbrandon | :) | 23:11 |
| cprofitt | yeah | 23:11 |
| cprofitt | though... we never tried Open Office in our school | 23:12 |
| cjohnston | Anyone around who has had to get a visa for the U.S. before when coming to UDS? | 23:21 |
| pangolin | I haven't ever, but what is the actual question? | 23:25 |
| cjohnston | pangolin: its uds specific | 23:31 |
| pangolin | right, but stating the question might be answered even if someone hasn't needed to get a VISA | 23:32 |
| cjohnston | its when to book.. so it wont be relevent to someone without a visa | 23:36 |
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