[03:11] <bkerensa> jcastro: hmm... perhaps yes..
[06:18] <dpm> good morning everyone
[06:23] <nigelb> hey dpm
[06:23] <dpm> hi nigelb, how's it going?
[06:24] <nigelb> Not bad. Busy day. Running around helping organize a birthday party :)
[06:26] <dpm> nice way to be busy :)
[06:26] <nigelb> heh
[06:49] <dholbach> good morning
[06:53] <nigelb> hi dholbach
[06:53] <dholbach> hi nigelb
[06:55] <dpm> heya dholbach
[06:56] <dholbach> hey dpm
[07:56] <czajkowski> aloha
[07:58] <bkerensa> Hello
[10:03]  * nigelb hugs dholbach
[10:03] <nigelb> Love the responses in the new blog post.
[10:04] <dholbach> yeah, me too :)
[10:04]  * dholbach hugs nigelb
[11:20] <mhall119> http://www.reddit.com/r/Ubuntu/comments/sfucv/ubuntu_1204_is_for_app_developers/ upvote please
[11:29] <nigelb> upvoted
[11:33] <cprofitt> balloons: ping
[11:39] <czajkowski> http://www.breakingnews.ie/ireland/cork-teenager-joanne-to-address-un-technology-conference-547976.html
[13:47] <jcastro> dholbach: I'm travelling to Openstack conf today, so I won't be at our hangout
[13:47] <jcastro> I will miss you guys!
[13:47] <dholbach> jcastro, you're travelling quite a bit
[13:47] <dholbach> jcastro, enjoy the conf!
[13:47] <jcastro> yeah
[13:47] <jcastro> 2 more trips and I'm Gold!
[13:47] <jcastro> this will be good though, Mark is doing the keynote tomorrow
[13:48] <dholbach> and who doesn't like a golden Jorge
[13:48] <jcastro> and then we're going to charm school on the hardware we have there
[13:48] <jcastro> popey: guess what fits in my carryon?
[13:48] <jcastro> That's right, the hp N40L.
[13:48] <jcastro> backup openstack node!
[13:48] <popey> lol
[13:48] <jcastro> I am not kidding, it fits perfectly right in there
[14:01] <mhall119> jcastro: that'll be fun to explain to TSA
[14:01] <jcastro> actually it wasn't bad
[14:01] <mhall119> TSA: "What's this?", Jorge: "It's the cloud"
[14:01] <jcastro> I just had to remove it, scan it seperately
[14:01] <cjohnston> lol
[14:01] <jcastro> I did come like 2 hours early just in case
[14:01] <mhall119> http://xkcd.com/908/
[14:02] <mhall119> jorge needs a black hat
[14:11] <cjohnston> jcastro: why do you have to be picky.. tell mhall119 to fix it
[14:21] <jcastro> cjohnston: I was just being thorough
[14:21] <jcastro> because you would hate me if I knew it did that and didn't tell you
[14:21] <jcastro> but I agree, mhall119 should fix it
[14:21] <jcastro> mhall119: and then MARKDOWN ALL THE THINGS
[14:22] <cjohnston> bbl
[14:22] <cjohnston> work
[14:45] <technoviking> jcastro: so, what do you we should do next for the forums? I think tiaz and I have done everything we can
[14:45] <jcastro> ok I thought the new hold up was the sso library was broken
[14:45] <jcastro> I got an email yesterday?
[14:46] <technoviking> The test forum will not talk to login.u.c
[14:46] <technoviking> tiaz and I can not find anything in the logs for help diagnose
[14:47] <jcastro> technoviking: what channel are you guys in?
[14:47] <technoviking> PM usually
[14:48] <jcastro> k
[14:48] <jcastro> let me see what he needs, maybe we can get help from another team
[14:48] <jcastro> sigh
[14:48] <jcastro> technoviking: it will be awesome the minute we figure this out
[14:48] <jcastro> and then vb 5.x comes out like the next day
[14:48] <technoviking> heh
[14:49] <technoviking> think Stuart team could help, but they are swamped
[14:50] <jcastro> yeah
[14:50] <jcastro> I asked him for something and he was like "love to help, ask me in 6 months"
[14:51] <technoviking> if not solved by UDS, going to beg SABDFL to let upgrade procede and they get SSO worked out
[14:54] <jcastro> I don't get the feeling he's going to do that
[14:55] <jcastro> If it was any other team that could fix it other an ISD this wouldn't be so hard I think
[14:55] <jono> jcastro, dholbach, mhall119, balloons I might be  a few mins late, feel free to start without me
[14:56] <jcastro> jono: I'm getting on a plane in minute
[14:56] <mhall119> jono: we can't use the normal hangout without you
[14:56] <mhall119> jcastro: that's no excuse
[14:56] <technoviking> the worst thing is, the files I got from Ryan Troy were incomplete, solve one thing by copying file from prod forum server
[14:56] <mhall119> I wonder how well in-flight wifi would handle a hangout
[14:56] <technoviking> jcastro: have a good flight
[14:59] <technoviking> jcastro: want a slot during the lightning talk to show off the largest newspaper archive in the USA, which will soon be running on Ubuntu
[14:59] <technoviking> 10 million PDFs, OCR to be fully searchable
[15:00] <dholbach> mhall119, I'll start a hangout then
[15:01] <cprofitt> technoviking: nice!
[15:01] <dholbach> jcastro, have a good flight
[15:01] <cprofitt> yeah -- safe and good flight to those travelling
[16:02] <jono> dpm, https://plus.google.com/hangouts/_/extras/canonical.com/horsemen?authuser=0&hl=en&shxp=1&eid=
[16:03] <dpm> joining in...
[16:07] <dholbach> brb
[16:31] <dholbach> alright my friends - I call it a day - have a great rest of your day
[16:31] <cprofitt> balloons: ping
[16:32] <balloons> cprofitt, pong
[16:32] <balloons> dholbach, ciao!
[16:32] <cprofitt> hey... is it an issue if I can not do all the test cases?
[16:32] <balloons> cprofitt, no, no issue at all
[16:32] <cprofitt> cool... the iscsi test cases are difficult
[16:32] <balloons> do what you can do, that;s all we can ask :-)
[16:33] <balloons> yea.. sometimes time, sometimes hardware prevents you from getting everything
[16:33] <cprofitt> I got 8 done last night... and should be able to do that many tonight as well.
[16:35] <balloons> that's awesome cprofitt
[16:35] <balloons> I'm trying to finish getting info out to everyone
[16:35] <balloons> then I'll be sending a summary of what we did collectively around
[16:35] <cprofitt> cool...
[16:36] <cprofitt> I tried to make some other aware of the process last night as well...
[18:32] <bkerensa> Mmm... Release Party catering order placed :)
[18:41] <jono> balloons, social media done
[18:41] <jono> grabbing lunch
[19:53] <jcastro> hmmm
[19:53] <jcastro> guy on this plane running ubuntu
[19:53] <jcastro> I am going to go say hi
[19:53] <jo-erlend> :)
[19:53] <jo-erlend> say hello from me?
[19:55] <jo-erlend> mm. I was wondering if there's any chance of getting an ubuntu subdomain to accompany my mail address?
[19:56] <jcastro> score!! Random web developer guy on my plane running ubuntu!
[19:56] <jcastro> I gave him an ubuntu usb stick
[19:56] <jo-erlend> nice! :)
[20:01] <JanC> jo-erlend: as an Ubuntu Member you get a people.ubuntu.com/~username address, I think...
[20:02] <MrChrisDruif> JanC; true
[20:02] <JanC> but no subdomain
[20:02] <JanC> (probably to avoid possible clashes)
[20:02] <jo-erlend> oh, but that's fine.
[20:03] <jo-erlend> thanks.
[20:08] <balloons> jcastro, cool :-) neat idea to check next time I travel..
[20:08] <balloons> I'm sure no one will mind me staring down there laptop screens for signs of ubuntu? ;-)
[20:08] <pleia2> especially if you're on a flight to SF, we tend to have an unfair proportion of linux users out here in the valley
[20:09] <pleia2> (we have Ubuntu Hours regularly where we pick up strays in the coffee shops who just happen to be there)
[20:09] <JanC> I'm sure the crew will mind if you walk all around the plane though  :P
[20:09] <jcastro> I try not to spy on people but I always glance to see what they use
[20:09] <jcastro> I saw this guy using outlook at the terminal
[20:10] <jcastro> man ...it's hard to believe what some companies make people use.
[20:10] <jcastro> he had like this card reader security thing
[20:10]  * MrChrisDruif has missed the idea?
[20:10] <jcastro> and I could tell it wasn't working because all these windows kept popping up making a sound
[20:10] <balloons> jcastro, yea.. those things are fun
[20:11] <JanC> jcastro: smartcards / card readers are nice (if they work well, of course)
[20:11] <JanC> we have smartcard-based ID-cards here in Belgium, works fine with Ubuntu too  ☺
[20:12] <JanC> makes it easy to fill income tax forms etc.
[20:17] <JanC> (and tax declarations here use standard web technology, unlike the Netherlands where their tax software has a GUI based on a 10 year old copy of wxWindows that clashes with about everything in a modern linux distro ;) )
[20:19] <jo-erlend> if I update my launchpad name, will the email address and people.ubuntu.com url automatically be updated?
[20:20] <cjohnston> jo-erlend: your launchpad username?
[20:20] <jo-erlend> cjohnston, yes.
[20:21] <cjohnston> it would AFAIK because the stuff is all scripted, but I can't imagine its much of a good idea to change it unless you really need to. create confusion
[20:21] <jo-erlend> that's why I'm thinking of doing it now, before I depend too much on it. It's so long.
[20:21] <jcastro> renames in launchpad; the next great computer science barrier that needs to be broken
[20:21] <czajkowski> jcastro: I do them every day
[20:22] <czajkowski> as long as the name is free :)
[20:22] <jo-erlend> also; how does changing the launchpad username affect OpenID?
[20:23] <czajkowski> it doesnt
[20:23] <czajkowski> thats your email address
[20:23] <czajkowski> changing that causes issues
[20:23] <czajkowski> many issues
[20:23] <czajkowski> but can again be fixed easily enough
[20:23] <jo-erlend> elaborate?
[20:24] <jo-erlend> right now, I don't depend too much on the addresses for anything outside Launchpad.
[20:25] <czajkowski> then you're fine
[20:26] <cprofitt> balloons: ping
[20:27] <balloons> cprofitt, pong
[20:27] <cprofitt> the testing tonight -- Pre-release or daily?
[20:27] <cprofitt> looks like pre-release is just setup for later... nothing is inside it
[20:28] <balloons> cprofitt, I'm hoping the dailies last that long
[20:29] <balloons> but they are actively discussing :-) there are new fixes that are rolling into new spins
[20:29] <balloons> it would make sense for you to test the latest.. if they have a newer than daily out, test it :-)
[20:30] <balloons> i'm trying to not have that happen until tomorrow for consistency
[20:30]  * cprofitt nods
[20:32] <balloons> cprofitt, they tell me the dailies are still ok.. I assume they will be around :-)
[20:33]  * cprofitt nods
[20:38] <jcastro> https://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbuntuOpenWeek
[20:38] <jcastro> feel free to sign up balloons!
[20:38] <jcastro> and mhall!
[20:39] <jcastro> and whoever!
[20:50] <jono> jcastro, what time do you land again?
[20:51] <jcastro> 4:30
[20:51] <jcastro> ~2.5 hoursish
[20:52] <balloons> lol.. i didn't think plane wifi let you ssh or irc
[20:52] <jcastro> it might, but I'm on web irc. alice-irc ftw.
[20:52] <jcastro> I charmed it, you can try it. :)
[20:52] <jcastro> that might be a good demo for a demo week
[20:58] <jono> jcastro, cool
[20:59] <jono> jcastro, I think it might make more sense for you to meet me at Rockridge BArt station
[20:59] <jono> this way Chuck and I can escape the traffic
[20:59] <jono> it is only an extra 20mins on BArt
[20:59] <jono> jcastro, actually, scratch that
[20:59] <jono> jcastro, meet me at West Oakland BArt station
[21:00] <jcastro> ok, west oakland
[21:00] <jcastro> hey, what direction is that from the airport? Or does the bart only go one way from there?
[21:01] <jono> yeah, when you get to SFO, get on the Pittsburg/Bay Point (yellow) line
[21:01] <jono> it will take you right to West Oakland
[21:01] <jono> this way I can avoid us getting suck in traffic
[21:01] <jcastro> easy enough
[21:02] <jono> jcastro, and then call me when you arrive at Embarcadero and I will set off to pick you up at the station
[21:02] <jcastro> ok embarcadero is on the way to west oakland?
[21:03] <greg-g> yeah
[21:03] <greg-g> last stop in SF before going in the tunnel under the bay
[21:04] <greg-g> be sure to call/text when at the station, the cell service doesn't work otherwise :)
[21:05] <jono> jcastro, yep
[21:05] <jcastro> ok, I'll keep an eye out for James too
[21:05] <jono> yeah, what greg-g said :-)
[21:05] <jono> James?
[21:05] <jcastro> hetfield, why do you think I am coming over there?
[21:06] <jono> lol
[21:06] <jono> he is up in Sonoma :-)
[21:17] <bodhi_zazen> FWIW - http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=1961135
[21:17] <bodhi_zazen> trying to set a time for FC meetings
[21:21] <bkerensa> greg-g: Their is service in the BART tunnel now?
[21:22] <MrChrisDruif> bodhi_zazen; How's Zenix getting along?
[21:22] <greg-g> bkerensa: no, at the stations
[21:22] <technoviking> jcastro: are you in the Bay area till UDS?
[21:22] <bkerensa> ahh :)
[21:23] <greg-g> bkerensa: yeah, you can call for 30 seconds at a time :)
[21:23] <greg-g> bkerensa: just enough time for your twitter updates ;)
[21:23] <bkerensa> greg-g: If jono lives in the Walnut land why is he getting him in Oakland? :P
[21:23] <bkerensa> Doesn't BART go all the way out... I thought it did
[21:24] <greg-g> I thought he was in oakland area not walnut, but I might be working on old knowledge
[21:24] <greg-g> I don't get over to the east bay very often
[21:24] <greg-g> (btw, what is pig latin for "beast"? ;) )
[21:24] <bodhi_zazen> MrChrisDruif: probably off topic here, come over to #zenix if you wish
[21:24] <jono> bkerensa, I am taking him to a band practice in Oakland
[21:25] <bkerensa> ahh
[21:26] <bkerensa> jcastro: Just watch out for the BART Cow's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqtZyA0GPKM
[21:27] <jcastro> technoviking: no, out on friday night and back in a week or whatever the dates are for uds. hah.
[21:29] <bkerensa> heh
[21:30] <jcastro> bkerensa: when I'm with clint I'm going to look at subordinateing that apache spdy charm on subway
[21:30] <jcastro> that would be _wicked_
[21:31] <bkerensa> jcastro: we should hack it at UDS?
[21:31] <bkerensa> OpenPhoto Charm is almost ready for a push and review and I'll likely let Clint poke at it with a stick a few times
[21:32] <jcastro> I don't think it even needs to be hacked
[21:32] <jcastro> I think the subordinate charm just needs some reverse proxy mumbo jumbo
[21:32] <bkerensa> ahh
[21:32]  * jcastro uses technical terms
[21:32] <bkerensa> does the mod_spdy use more resources? I wonder if someone has benchmarked it vs vanilla apache and optimized apache
[21:33] <bkerensa> if it doesnt I need to start using it
[21:33] <jcastro> bkerensa: so the idea with subodinates is you deploy subway, but then just plop apache or nginx (whatever you choose) on top of the instance
[21:33] <jcastro> google and twitter are the only people serving spdy
[21:34] <jcastro> all the graphs I see show significant performance over http, and it's all over ssl.
[21:34] <jcastro> but I don't think I've ever used gmail and be like "oh that feels much faster"
[21:34] <bkerensa> hmm
[21:34] <bkerensa> well my page load times on my blog is 688ms or better
[21:34] <bkerensa> not sure if it could improve me much better but I would possibly deploy it on clients nodes
[21:34] <jcastro> either way, having it easily deployable so people can find out the answers to those questions is why I want to do this
[21:35] <bkerensa> yeah
[21:35] <jcastro> you need to be under < 250ms!
[21:35] <bkerensa> jcastro: is your blog under 250ms
[21:35] <bkerensa> :D
[21:35] <jcastro> yep
[21:36] <bkerensa> jcastro: no fair you have zero images and are running what a html5 theme
[21:36] <bkerensa> :D
[21:37] <jcastro> https://developers.google.com/pagespeed/#url=http_3A_2F_2Fbenjaminkerensa.com&mobile=false
[21:38] <jcastro> you're getting a 96 out of 100!
[21:38] <jcastro> I only get 82!
[21:38] <jcastro> who hosts your blog? dang.
[21:39]  * greg-g gets a 95
[21:39] <greg-g> I beat jcastro ? weird https://developers.google.com/pagespeed/#url=http_3A_2F_2Fblog.grossmeier.net&mobile=false
[21:39] <czajkowski> 94
[21:40] <jcastro> good to know I have the slowest one
[21:40] <jcastro> go cloud!
[21:40] <greg-g> :)
[21:40] <bkerensa> jcastro: if you had the same content or at least the same size... I would blow the bricks off your setup ;)
[21:40]  * greg-g hugs rose, http://rose.makesad.us/
[21:41] <czajkowski> whoo got my blog all updated this evening and added all my plugins working
[21:41] <czajkowski> am easily pleased but wanted it working for ages :)
[21:41] <jcastro> bkerensa: I'll take that bet.
[21:41] <bkerensa> LOL
[21:41] <jcastro> when I get back, we'll do test domains, and have the exact same content, and then bench them both a bunch
[21:42] <bkerensa> jcastro: I have CDN, Optimized DNS for Static Content so Content Downloads faster
[21:42] <bkerensa> :)
[21:42] <pleia2> jcastro: mine's slower, but that's because I use html from 1999 :)
[21:42] <jcastro> bkerensa: mine is served from Amazon, they run christmas.
[21:42] <greg-g> lol
[21:42] <bkerensa> also major caching... varnish and YUI compressing plush a dash of CSS and JS optimization
[21:42] <jcastro> bkerensa: wordpress? We should get you on the charm yo.
[21:42] <jcastro> I mean, reviewing the charm, etc.
[21:42] <bkerensa> jcastro: Amazon may server Christmas but I use MaxCDN and they serve Mashable, Techcrunch and every other top blog
[21:42] <bkerensa> :P
[21:42] <pleia2> (I think I have the standard problem of "sysadmin by day doesn't want to fix her own systems at night")
[21:42] <bkerensa> serve*
[21:43]  * czajkowski hugs pleia2 
[21:43]  * pleia2 hugs
[21:43] <czajkowski> pleia2: I used to feel that way about testing and writing test cases
[21:43] <bkerensa> jcastro: also DDoS proof :)
[21:43] <czajkowski> stop doing QA I write user manusals and test cases in spare time
[21:43] <czajkowski> *manuals
[21:43]  * czajkowski needs to go back to learn how to type 
[21:43] <mhall119> pleia2: I think the problem is "The at-home boss doesn't pay enough and can't fire me, so why bother"
[21:44] <pleia2> mhall119: haha, truth!
[21:44] <czajkowski> say hello to pretty new theme :)
[21:44] <czajkowski> http://www.lczajkowski.com/2012/04/18/time-flies-when-youre-busy-having-fun-working-and-organising/
[21:45] <bkerensa> jcastro: Pro Tip - Switch all your JS from your local host to CDNJS (http://www.cdnjs.com/)
[21:45] <jcastro> bkerensa: if you're up for it we could have brandon blitz them both right now, he's a neutral third party.
[21:46] <bkerensa> jcastro: Hit me hard :) Siege me
[21:46] <bkerensa> :P
[21:46] <jcastro> imbrandon: Can you mega-blitz http://www.jorgecastro.org and http://benjaminkerensa.com/ and generate one of those sexy reports?
[21:47]  * bkerensa switches attack mode on
[21:47] <jcastro> mhall119: see, server stuff is so much more awesome than unity!
[21:48] <bkerensa> jcastro: http://blog.cloudflare.com/introducing-im-under-attack-mode
[21:49] <jcastro> yea brandon is all about cloudflare, he's investigating that for omgubuntu
[21:49] <bkerensa> jcastro: cloudflare is only half of the key.... omgubuntu needs maxcdn + varnish + yui + minification
[21:50] <jcastro> not running 65 wordpress plugins might be a good start. :)
[21:50] <greg-g> czajkowski: ooo, nice new theme
[21:51] <bkerensa> jcastro: that helps too
[21:51] <bkerensa> jcastro: do they use W3 Total Cache?
[21:52] <czajkowski> greg-g: need my bright coloured fix must have orange and yellow and purple
[21:53] <czajkowski> hard to find nice ones
[21:53] <czajkowski> greg-g: sorry for explosiions in your inbox today
[21:54] <czajkowski> am moderating all the teams mails
[21:54] <czajkowski> we need a plan B
[21:54] <marcoceppi> bkerensa: no, we couldn't get it to play nice. For now we're on WP Super Cache
[21:55] <jcastro> marcoceppi: do you still have that blitz account?
[21:55] <greg-g> czajkowski: hehe, I filter those emails :)
[21:55] <jcastro> I feel the need to compete with bkerensa
[21:55] <czajkowski> greg-g: right dips you're it tomorrow, you can do it :)
[21:55] <greg-g> czajkowski: :)
[21:55] <marcoceppi> jcastro: yeah
[21:55] <greg-g> I'm on a plane much of tomorrow, so, no emails ;)
[21:56] <marcoceppi> jcastro: but I can't blitz either of you unless you put a file in your root directory
[21:56] <czajkowski> greg-g: bah
[21:56] <greg-g> but yeah, I have no idea how to filter that stuff given the langauge barier, just like I don't know what to do in the channel :)
[21:56] <marcoceppi> but I can always SIEGE ALL OF YOU
[21:57] <jcastro> yeah siege us
[21:57] <jcastro> I want to see if I'm even close
[21:57]  * greg-g is curious
[21:57] <jcastro> if it's not obvious then we can step it up
[21:57] <bkerensa> marcoceppi: please siege me and jcastro with 1000 simu users
[21:57] <bkerensa> :D
[21:57] <greg-g> how his host would do
[21:57] <bkerensa> greg-g: :) depends is it share, vps or dedicated? :)
[21:58] <marcoceppi> bkerensa: incoming
[21:58]  * marcoceppi runs siege from a few different servers
[21:59] <bkerensa> yes :) so its balanced across the geo locations
[21:59] <marcoceppi> actually, my test siege shows your site throwing 500's
[22:00] <bkerensa> :D
[22:00] <marcoceppi> only 29 successful transactions out of 1900
[22:00] <bkerensa> marcoceppi: it filtered you
[22:00] <bkerensa> :P
[22:00] <jcastro> oh boo, cheater
[22:00]  * marcoceppi spins up 20 micros
[22:00] <marcoceppi> filter this!
[22:01] <bkerensa> marcoceppi: its cloudflare it will filter your attacks when it sees it as abusive
[22:01] <bkerensa> :P
[22:01] <jcastro> marcoceppi: hit me bro
[22:01] <marcoceppi> So I need to siege through tor then
[22:02] <imbrandon> ?
[22:02] <marcoceppi> jcastro won
[22:02] <marcoceppi> http://paste.ubuntu.com/936098/
[22:02] <imbrandon> yea you cant seige cloudflare
[22:02] <bkerensa> marcoceppi: if you give me a ip or range I can whitelist
[22:02] <bkerensa> :D
[22:02] <imbrandon> jcastro:
[22:02] <bkerensa> then I will win
[22:03] <jcastro> heh
[22:03]  * jcastro goes off to flex in the corner
[22:03] <marcoceppi> bkerensa here you go, you lost: http://paste.ubuntu.com/936101/
[22:03] <bkerensa> imbrandon: if you whitelist you can because cf will accept it all and allow me to win :)
[22:03] <imbrandon> ahh
[22:03] <marcoceppi> 96% avail > 1.6% availability :)
[22:03] <imbrandon> yea i dont whitelist :)
[22:03] <bkerensa> but you have to whitelist whomever is sieging
[22:03] <jcastro> pm him an ip range
[22:03] <bkerensa> imbrandon: me neither :) in fact I block lots of ranges
[22:03] <bkerensa> :D
[22:03] <jcastro> so I can put him out of his misery
[22:04] <imbrandon> yup same here
[22:04] <imbrandon> i block tons of countrys actually
[22:04] <imbrandon> china cant see me :)
[22:04] <imbrandon> lol
[22:04] <bkerensa> imbrandon: do you use MaxCDN or any other CDN?
[22:04] <imbrandon> cloudfront and hp
[22:04] <imbrandon> new cdn
[22:04] <bkerensa> yeah
[22:04] <imbrandon> and google storage psudo cdn
[22:04] <cjohnston> did yall see RS's openstack announcement?
[22:04] <bkerensa> MaxCDN has sponsored me for two years so I use them :D
[22:04] <imbrandon> cjohnston: yea
[22:05] <imbrandon> bkerensa: nice :)
[22:05] <jcastro> imbrandon: pm bkerensa your ip and siege him, I want to win.
[22:05] <bkerensa> LOL
[22:05] <imbrandon> bkerensa: yea i tend to keep tabs and accounts on most webservers so i konw what tool is right for what job :)
[22:05] <bkerensa> imbrandon: tell jcastro he cant win against a optimized platform with cdn and cloudflare :)
[22:05] <imbrandon> its a range of i ips
[22:05] <greg-g> bkerensa: a shared host, with about 4 people. a 2.66 Ghz Core i7 quad-core Xeon, 12 gigs ram
[22:06] <imbrandon> i seige from a cluster :)
[22:06] <imbrandon> let me get to the console
[22:06] <jcastro> ok let's do this. Send him your range so I can gloat.
[22:06] <bkerensa> greg-g: is the Apache and MySQL optimized properly? If so you could likely do pretty well :P
[22:06] <bkerensa> :D
[22:06] <bkerensa> jcastro: Winner buys whisky
[22:06] <bkerensa> :P
[22:07] <jcastro> make it rum and you're on
[22:07] <greg-g> bkerensa: probably pretty well, I'm not the sys admin, Asheesh is, who's way smarter than me :)
[22:07] <bkerensa> jcastro: ok if I lose I will buy you a rum drink :)
[22:07] <imbrandon> k one sec its booting up the nodes now
[22:08] <jcastro> fair enough.
[22:08] <jcastro> this is fun, it's made an otherwise tedious flight interesting
[22:08] <greg-g> haha
[22:08] <bkerensa> jcastro: whats your favorite rum drink? :) I like Caribou Lous
[22:08] <bkerensa> :P
[22:09] <jcastro> Cuba Libre of course!
[22:10] <imbrandon> 15.185.120.5 , 15.185.118.36 , 15.185.120.66 , 15.185.120.81 , 15.185.120.82
[22:10] <imbrandon> give me a sec to install siege and get ready
[22:10] <bkerensa> ok
[22:10] <bkerensa> white listing
[22:11] <imbrandon> jcastro: waht parms yall running ?
[22:11] <jcastro> I think he went with 1000 sim users?
[22:11] <jcastro> doesn't matter, whatever you think is best, as long as it's the same for both of us
[22:11] <imbrandon> bkerensa: oop forgot one
[22:11] <imbrandon> 15.185.119.12
[22:12] <imbrandon> i dont know the parms need example :)
[22:12] <bkerensa> imbrandon: 15.185.0.0/16
[22:12] <bkerensa> whitelisted the range
[22:12] <imbrandon> :)
[22:12] <bkerensa> might take a minute or so for it to propagate to Hong Kong etc
[22:12] <bkerensa> :D
[22:12] <imbrandon> np, i'm opening a console still to each one
[22:13] <imbrandon> wasent prepaired :)
[22:13] <jcastro> I believe you are stalling bkerensa
[22:13] <imbrandon> ok someone give me the siege cmd so i dont hgave to man it :)
[22:14] <jcastro> I am on a plane, apt is slooowwwww
[22:15] <marcoceppi> imbrandon: siege -c 1000
[22:15] <imbrandon> k
[22:15] <bkerensa> siege -d1 -c 1000 -i domain
[22:15] <bkerensa> :D
[22:15] <bkerensa> -i adds interactive and makes it more intersting
[22:16] <imbrandon> ok where am i pounding ?
[22:16] <czajkowski> should not edit blog when tired,borked it
[22:17] <bkerensa> imbrandon: benjaminkerensa.com and www.jorgecastro.org I think
[22:17] <bkerensa> pound away :D
[22:17] <imbrandon> i'm soo gonna charm this manual cluter pounding later
[22:18] <imbrandon> awe crap
[22:18] <imbrandon> too many files open
[22:18] <imbrandon> hahah give me a sec
[22:19] <greg-g> the suspense! it kills!
[22:20] <bkerensa> :D
[22:20] <imbrandon> heh server wont stay up long enough to let me get all 6 nodes to seige
[22:20] <jcastro> the suspense is brtual
[22:20] <imbrandon> lol
[22:20] <imbrandon> neither
[22:21] <imbrandon> the one out of 6 nodes had this
[22:21] <imbrandon> ransactions:                      29 hits
[22:21] <imbrandon> Availability:                   1.54 %
[22:21] <imbrandon> terrible terrible :)
[22:21] <jcastro> pastebin bro
[22:21] <imbrandon> one sec
[22:21] <imbrandon> dude 6 times ?
[22:21] <imbrandon> hehe
[22:21] <jcastro> just once if the #'s are similar enough
[22:22] <imbrandon> http://paste.ubuntu.com/936114/
[22:22] <imbrandon> yea they are all very close, but i couldent get all of them going at once befpre the servers failed
[22:22] <bkerensa> imbrandon: does Jorge win the rum drink? :D
[22:22] <imbrandon> yea i'd say so :)
[22:22] <imbrandon> one sec too, hold on
[22:23] <jcastro> boo, you didn't even show up dude
[22:23]  * jcastro parades around flexing
[22:23] <bkerensa> imbrandon: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEYl5dg9Guc <-- still this though ;P
[22:24] <bkerensa> jcastro: Ok :) I will get you rum at UDS then :P
[22:24] <jcastro> it's ok, it wasn't a fair bet
[22:24] <jcastro> I can see how you can think you're almost as awesome as me and stuff.
[22:24] <imbrandon> running it on my site
[22:24] <imbrandon> still going
[22:24] <imbrandon> and going
[22:24] <bkerensa> jcastro: :) I was planning on buying you a drink anyways heh
[22:24] <imbrandon> no red yet
[22:25] <imbrandon> ok gonna stop it cuz this just aint fair to yall
[22:25] <greg-g> haha
[22:25] <greg-g> imbrandon: mind hitting blog.grossmeier.net, I'm just curious
[22:25] <greg-g> if I disconnect from IRC, you'll know to stop
[22:25] <imbrandon> http://paste.ubuntu.com/936120/
[22:25] <bkerensa> imbrandon: jcastro needs to smush all his images :D
[22:25] <imbrandon> greg-g: sure , one sec
[22:25] <greg-g> coolio
[22:26]  * greg-g gets a little tense
[22:26] <jcastro> I do, I usually just raw take them from shutter
[22:26] <jcastro> would a normal pngcrush do the trick?
[22:26] <imbrandon> bkerensa: ^^ now THERE is a webserver boyz :) thats brandonholtsclaw.com without cloudflare btw
[22:26] <imbrandon> jcastro: yea
[22:26] <imbrandon> i got a script that will give ya good parms
[22:26] <imbrandon> one min
[22:26] <jcastro> I'll do it tonight
[22:26] <jcastro> imbrandon: jet that over to me in email pls
[22:26] <imbrandon> kk its in my /usr/local/bin on osx
[22:26] <imbrandon> kk
[22:27] <jcastro> plane landing soon, out of juice
[22:27] <jcastro> tty all in a bit!
[22:27] <imbrandon> its optipng tho, imho its better
[22:27] <jcastro> whatever I can script. :)
[22:27] <greg-g> jcastro: later, welcome to SF
[22:27] <imbrandon> Availability:                  99.27 %
[22:27] <imbrandon> Elapsed time:                  44.69 secs
[22:27] <imbrandon> Data transferred:             456.34 MB
[22:27] <imbrandon> Response time:                  2.20 secs
[22:27] <imbrandon> Transaction rate:             326.05 trans/sec
[22:27] <imbrandon> Throughput:                    10.21 MB/sec
[22:27] <imbrandon> Concurrency:                  716.44
[22:27] <imbrandon> Successful transactions:       14571
[22:27] <imbrandon> i lub my website
[22:27] <bkerensa> LOL
[22:28] <bkerensa> imbrandon: what param did u siege it with?
[22:28] <imbrandon> siege -d1 -c 1000 -i http://brandonholtsclaw.com
[22:28] <bkerensa> I wanna run from one of my boxes :D
[22:29] <bkerensa> imbrandon: what kind of pipe do you have? :P
[22:29] <imbrandon> aws
[22:29] <bkerensa> some unmetered
[22:29] <bkerensa> ahh
[22:29] <imbrandon> err actually its on hpcloud
[22:29] <imbrandon> forfor i switched
[22:30] <bkerensa> imbrandon: you loving that az1 :)
[22:30] <imbrandon> :) i have ummm 17 ami burning right now
[22:30] <imbrandon> :)
[22:31] <bkerensa> expensive
[22:31] <bkerensa> :D
[22:31] <bkerensa> well on hpcloud its free but yeah
[22:31] <bkerensa> :D
[22:31] <imbrandon> 10 node sql cluster, 5 node nginx web cluter and two juju testing boxes
[22:31] <bkerensa> should spinup a hpcloud instance and seed all the Ubuntu ISO's
[22:31] <bkerensa> :D
[22:31] <imbrandon> heh
[22:32] <imbrandon> that and i tweak the shit out of my setup. check my block sometime
[22:32] <imbrandon> i r make websites fast :)
[22:32] <bkerensa> :D
[22:32] <imbrandon> brb
[22:32] <imbrandon> blog*
[22:33] <greg-g> oh no, he forgot to seige me :)
[22:33] <imbrandon> like that little omg site that me and the other fellas been working on, yea i got nginx runnning so smooth on it that its serving 3+ million hits a month from one m1.small on aws AND dont have the microcache or nginx static cache in place yet
[22:34] <imbrandon> greg-g: nope just need mt dew first, give me 5 min
[22:34] <greg-g> haha
[22:35] <bkerensa> imbrandon: use loadimpact much?
[22:35] <bkerensa> imbrandon: when you finish the omg charm are you guys publishing it?
[22:37] <marcoceppi> bkerensa: it's already published, you can look at it at anytime
[22:37] <bkerensa> marcoceppi: its just the wordpress charm?
[22:37] <marcoceppi> https://code.launchpad.net/~marcoceppi/charms/oneiric/omgubuntu-wp/trunk && http://jujucharms.com/~marcoceppi/oneiric/omgubuntu-wp
[22:38] <marcoceppi> bkerensa: No, it's the WordPress charm on crack, we'll be back-porting a lot of the cool stuff to the WordPress charm when we're done with the the omg charm
[22:40] <greg-g> that's awesome
[22:42] <bkerensa> imbrandon: Hmm http://paste.ubuntu.com/936136/
[22:43] <bkerensa> imbrandon: loadimpact shows that jcastro's site has way higher load times under minimal and increase client connects
[22:44] <bkerensa> 22.49s loadtime peak for him and 5s here
[22:44] <bkerensa> Hmm I think I wanna deploy marcoceppi's charm with my content on aws and load test and see how it differs
[22:45]  * bkerensa is kind of afraid of nginx
[22:45] <bkerensa> imbrandon: I just loadimpacted your site and it is very flawless :) blew me and jcastro out of the water
[22:50] <greg-g> bkerensa: http://loadimpact.com/load-test/blog.grossmeier.net-0ae006f5f59086c7e9e5aceef4611a00
[22:50] <jcastro> bkerensa: I suspect we'll be the same, I'm on AWS
[22:51] <greg-g> and that's with someone hitting mysql hard at the same time (asheesh was running some python process)
[22:55] <cprofitt> hey greg-g and jcastro and bkerensa
[22:55] <cprofitt> marcoceppi:
[22:55] <cprofitt> anyone else I may have left out!
[22:56] <cprofitt> :-)
[22:56]  * greg-g waves
[22:56] <cprofitt> how are you and the family greg-g ?
[22:57] <greg-g> good good
[22:58] <greg-g> going to take our first flight with the baby tonight!
[22:58] <greg-g> crazy!
[22:58] <cprofitt> I have not done that with any of my kids yet
[22:58] <cprofitt> best of luck
[22:58] <greg-g> thanks!
[22:58] <cprofitt> Hey... are you a director of technology?
[22:59] <cprofitt> I noticed on your blog you talked about SETDA
[23:00] <greg-g> heh, I am the Education Technology and Policy Coordinator at Creative Commons :)
[23:00] <cprofitt> I can not believe I did not know that...
[23:01] <cprofitt> I work in K-12 and have presented multiple times at Educational Events in NY State
[23:01] <greg-g> long title which means: if it deal with the tech side of things, I'm your man (for edu related stuff). I also do some policy work, but that mostly falls on my boss, Cable Green. He's the real politician :)
[23:01] <greg-g> oh cool
[23:01] <cprofitt> NYSCATE is the annual statewide show in NY... you and I will have to talk a bit
[23:01]  * greg-g nods
[23:01] <cprofitt> I also go to Ed Tech Day at Ithaca College
[23:01] <cprofitt> very cool dude.
[23:02] <greg-g> I am mostly focused on metadata right now, LRMI (http://lrmi.net) and how it can help make OER more findable and higher quality (by aligning to common core standards)
[23:02] <greg-g> but, if you're curious, come over to #lrmi and be one of two members in the channel ;)
[23:02] <cprofitt> I will add the that to auto-join
[23:02] <greg-g> :)
[23:03] <cprofitt> I focused a lot on how FOSS met the needs of NETP 2010 and ISTE standards
[23:03] <cprofitt> OER is a part of that
[23:03] <greg-g> interesting!
[23:03] <cprofitt> open courseware, etc
[23:04] <cprofitt> having teachers write curriculum and moving away from expensive publisher would really help $$$ wise...
[23:04] <greg-g> yep yep. We (CC), of course, are pushing for more openly licensed educational content
[23:04] <greg-g> word
[23:04] <cprofitt> and I think we would get better material that could be adapted much faster
[23:04] <greg-g> ++
[23:06] <cprofitt> http://www.infoworld.com/d/open-source/microsofts-fake-validation-openofficeorg-805
[23:06] <cprofitt> read the quote from Pittsford...
[23:06] <cprofitt> that is the district I work in
[23:07]  * cprofitt facepalms
[23:08] <greg-g> eek
[23:08]  * cprofitt nods
[23:08] <cprofitt> the answer ofcourse is -- 'me'
[23:08] <cprofitt> and I fix the Microsoft stuff... and the Apple stuff... and the Symantec stuff... etc
[23:08] <greg-g> heh
[23:10] <imbrandon> sorry greg-g gonna have to take a rain check, something else popup up here
[23:10] <greg-g> man, that's a good video, propoganda wise
[23:11] <greg-g> imbrandon: no worries man. 'twas just a fun idea
[23:11] <imbrandon> :)
[23:11] <cprofitt> yeah
[23:12] <cprofitt> though... we never tried Open Office in our school
[23:21] <cjohnston> Anyone around who has had to get a visa for the U.S. before when coming to UDS?
[23:25] <pangolin> I haven't ever, but what is the actual question?
[23:31] <cjohnston> pangolin: its uds specific
[23:32] <pangolin> right, but stating the question might be answered even if someone hasn't needed to get a VISA
[23:36] <cjohnston> its when to book.. so it wont be relevent to someone without a visa