[00:26] <chu> hey, sausage2 in #ubuntu (he was in #lisp earlier, but gave up when no one responded)
[01:26] <IdleOne> !gufw
[01:26] <IdleOne> !ufw
[01:27] <IdleOne> !gufw is <alias> ufw
[01:27] <IdleOne> !Guarddog is <alias> ufw
[01:27] <IdleOne> !guarddog
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[02:47]  * Meepsheep rustles all the jimmies
[02:48] <jrib> uh huh
[02:48] <Unit193> Wow, that was bad.
[02:48] <jrib> Meepsheep: please don't do that :/
[02:48]  * Meepsheep rustles jrib's jimmies
[02:49] <jrib> Meepsheep: do you have an issue you need help with?
[02:49] <Meepsheep> yes
[02:49] <Meepsheep> i cannot rustle the jimmies
[02:49] <Meepsheep> in #ubuntu
[02:49] <Meepsheep> due to ban
[02:49] <jrib> !ops
[02:49] <Meepsheep> caused by jimmie rustling
[07:35] <kevin25> can i get unbanned from #ubuntu
[07:36] <bazhang> kevin25, this is orionsonofneptun?
[07:36] <kevin25> this is kevin
[07:37] <bazhang> wasteoftime and 8 other nicks?
[07:37] <kevin25> umm i cant remember my past nicks dont judge me by the past please i need this channel
[07:38] <bazhang> kevin25, those were you then
[07:38] <kevin25> it will not be misused
[07:38] <bazhang> kevin25, please answer so we can move forward
[07:38] <kevin25> "it was me" no comment
[07:38] <bazhang> kevin25, why were you banned in #ubuntu
[07:38] <kevin25> its a real sore subject
[07:39] <kevin25> honestly i do not know why i was banned im not rememering doing wrong ever there but i think the issue is solved
[07:41] <Tm_T> kevin25: if I may ask, why you say one thing and immediately say different?
[07:41] <bazhang> kevin25, you're banned in multiple ubuntu channels. so there are outstanding issues that are not resolved
[07:41] <kevin25> please give me a chance to show u
[07:41] <kevin25> i just need #ubuntu
[07:41] <Tm_T> that is not how it works
[07:42] <kevin25> well please tell me how to get this matter resolved
[07:42] <bazhang> start by telling the truth
[07:43] <kevin25> the truth is a well guarded secret im am glad to forget about
[07:43] <kevin25> honestly
[07:43] <bazhang> ok
[07:43] <bazhang> the bans will not be removed.
[07:43] <kevin25> what am i saying wrong?/
[07:43] <bazhang> kevin25, try askubuntu.com and ubuntuforums
[07:43] <kevin25> its been months
[07:44] <kevin25> i need this channel bad
[07:44] <kevin25> ive got 0 work done cause of this
[07:44] <Tm_T> kevin25: ban cannot be removed without discussion
[07:44] <Tm_T> and currently you are avoiding discussing the ban
[07:44] <bazhang> kevin25, well saying that it's a secret, and so on won't move things forward
[07:44] <kevin25> im at a stand still till this matter is resolved lets discuss it
[07:45] <Tm_T> kevin25: start with answering properly to bazhang ...
[07:45] <bazhang> we just did. you refused to answer
[07:46] <kevin25> the real reason ive been banned is somthing u wont beleave im shure
[07:46] <kevin25> what questions do u have for me please
[07:47] <bazhang> kevin25, no more id theft nonsense
[07:47] <kevin25> there u go
[07:48] <kevin25> this cannot be cause of id theft i am shure
[07:49] <kevin25> so what is the real reason
[07:50] <elky> the real reason is your refusal to take responsibility for your own actions
[07:50] <kevin25> u cannot say that
[07:50] <kevin25> u do not know
[07:50] <elky> then tell us why you were banned
[07:51] <kevin25> moment of scitzophenic delusion
[07:52] <kevin25> its why i beleave i did not do it cause of halutionation
[07:53] <elky> and what's to stop this alleged schizophrenia and hallucinations from happening again?
[07:53] <kevin25> my doctor
[07:54] <elky> i doubt your doctor is screening all your internet activity
[07:54] <kevin25> lol
[07:54] <kevin25> just give me a chance
[07:54] <kevin25> please
[07:55] <bazhang> kevin25, askubuntu.com
[07:55] <kevin25> just give me a chance to prove my self on #ubuntu
[07:57] <kevin25> were pretty shure we got this matter under control
[07:57] <kevin25> i must continue this prodject
[07:57] <kevin25> please
[07:59] <kevin25> i am cut totally off from thoes that can help me solve my computing issues without #ubuntu
[07:59] <elky> you're not banned from askubuntu.com as far as I know, so that's untrue.
[07:59] <kevin25> u could be costing me alot of money by keeping me off #ubuntu
[08:00] <kevin25> #ubuntu channel is what i need badly
[08:00] <kevin25> like i said im done till i get back thier
[08:00] <kevin25> its all in your hands
[08:01] <elky> have you even tried askubuntu.com?
[08:01] <bazhang> kevin25, the bans wont be lifted at this time
[08:01] <kevin25> well then my is still a waste thanks for helping out
[08:02] <elky> i'm certainly not going to unban you until I've seen you _try_ askubuntu.com
[08:02] <kevin25> my life is still a waste
[08:02] <kevin25> ok then ill try it
[08:09] <kevin25> my question doesent meet quality standards why did it say that
[08:10] <elky> what did you ask?
[08:10] <kevin25> im trying to figure out how to use ubuntu to flash program bios and also i need to program eeprom
[08:11] <kevin25> so obviously im looking for opinions on that subject on how i can use ubuntu to flash a bios
[08:12] <elky> That's not the kind of thing #ubuntu would be able to answer for you anyway. ##hardware might
[08:13] <kevin25> see this is what i mean thier are things to know about ubuntu to be able to do this!! right???
[08:15] <elky> why would it be ubuntu-specific? you haven't specified what kind of eeprom or bios or anything. if it's arduino, they have their own irc channels too.
[08:16] <kevin25> well i intend on useing ubuntu on my laptop to run linux software to do the flashing
[08:16] <kevin25> so i need to know what works with it and how to use ubuntu to do it
[08:17] <kevin25> for example
[08:17] <elky> you still haven't specified what bios or eeprom
[08:18] <kevin25> why would that matter
[08:18] <kevin25> couldent i do any??
[08:19] <elky> nobody's going to be able to tell you how to use an unnamed bios or eeprom. the tools for the various types differ
[08:20] <kevin25> well ok i will disclose one of what i think is a flash bios chip
[08:20] <kevin25> for old toshiba sattelite
[08:21] <kevin25> the chip is sst
[08:21] <kevin25> umm
[08:21] <bazhang> try ##hardware kevin25
[08:21] <elky> you are really not going to get an answer for how to deal with that in #ubuntu. ask in ##hardware
[08:22] <kevin25> 39vf040
[08:22] <elky> I've been in #ubuntu for 6 years. I can say with confidence they're just going to send you to ##hardware
[08:22] <kevin25> 70-4c-nh 0514207-k
[08:24] <kevin25> ok but what im saying is when i get to a certian point i will need to know how to use ubuntu to do this i cant even figure out how to install the software on ubuntu without #ubuntu channel
[08:26] <kevin25> also i need the ideas i get from reading #ubuntu channel feed
[08:26] <elky> kevin25, i'll guarantee most of them are using ubuntu anyway. the type of toolset you're looking for is not going to be different on ubuntu
[08:27] <kevin25> im not asking what tool set friend
[08:27] <elky> that's exactly what you were asking
[08:27] <kevin25> im asking things i should know about ubuntu to operate
[08:27] <kevin25> why do u think im asking what tool set for
[08:28] <elky> because if you knew, you wouldn't be asking "how to use ubuntu to"
[08:29] <elky> there's nothing ubuntu specific with doing what you want to do. it won't be different on ubuntu to fedora or suse or bsd
[08:30] <kevin25> i have to know how to use ubuntu to do this dont u agree
[08:30] <kevin25> ??
[08:30] <kevin25> since my os is oneiric
[08:31] <elky> if you don't know how to install things and use bash already, you're in waaaaaaay over your head
[08:32] <kevin25> well then maybee i should get on #ubuntu and learn??? and i have bashed a few files before but i cant quite remember
[08:33] <elky> #ubuntu is not going to help you
[08:33] <kevin25> the point im trying to make is i need #ubuntu so that i can learn ubuntu what about that dont make sense???
[08:34] <elky> the bit where you're wanting to "learn ubuntu" to "flash a bios chip or eeprom"
[08:34] <elky> you sound like an episode of ncis
[08:35] <kevin25> well i need to know how to get sofware that works with it and what buttons to push on the ubuntu os to use the programmer
[08:36] <elky> that's not how it works. you don't get "a programmer" with "buttons to push"
[08:36] <elky> not unless you're doing arduino
[08:36] <elky> which still requires you to hand-write the code that goes onto the device
[08:37] <kevin25> im talking about what on ubuntu to click on and what to type in terminl
[08:37] <elky> ##hardware will tell you that
[08:37] <kevin25> ohh hardware will tell me ubuntu specific questions huh???/
[08:38] <kevin25> are u serious
[08:38] <elky> yes.
[08:38] <kevin25> wouldent i get better anser in ubuntu about ubuntu questions
[08:38] <elky> not for these ones, n.
[08:38] <elky> no*
[08:39] <Jordan_U> kevin25: No matter why you "need" to use #ubuntu you aren't going to be unbanned until honestly discuss the reasons you were banned *and* convince us that you will behave in the future. Period.
[08:39] <kevin25> ok then why was i banned lets please discuss this
[08:41] <elky> you were there, you tell us.
[08:41] <bazhang> kevin25, we did. try askubuntu.com
[08:43] <kevin25> well as far as i could see with my own eyes is that u hate my intellegent questions and do not want me to learn all i need to know about ubuntu and computers is the only thing that makes sense but from your point of view u will not agree !!!am i right???
[08:44] <bazhang> no
[08:44] <kevin25> it seems in all your sub concience ness u want to tell me anything that wont solve my issues
[08:44] <kevin25> and u will say that is wrong
[08:45] <kevin25> please tell me how u se e it
[08:45] <bazhang> kevin25, please calm down
[08:45] <kevin25> i am calm
[08:45] <kevin25> why do u think im not calm??
[08:45] <bazhang> kevin25, then try askubuntu.com
[08:46] <kevin25> well i just did remember
[08:46] <kevin25> and u wont tell me exacly why it wont let me enter in my questions
[08:46] <bazhang> kevin25, there's no need to be here and use that website
[08:47] <kevin25> we are supposed to be disscussing why i was banned right??
[08:47] <bazhang> kevin25, that was more than an hour ago
[08:47] <elky> try explaining in detail what you're wanting to do. askubuntu is going to want to know all that information about the chip which you told me earlier, and what exactly you want to make the chip do
[08:49] <kevin25> thats like saying tell me you r master plan so i can keep u useless doing nothing while i do everything u are trying to do and profit from it when i just need my questions ansered it is how this sounds to me is that your intention
[08:49] <kevin25> ???
[08:49] <elky> aaand there's the paranoia again.
[08:51] <kevin25> no its not it is simply not telling everyone what im working on and i know it to be fact 99 percent of the time that is what happens when some one gets detailed info on what exactly im trying to do instead of just telling as much about ubuntu operation as possible
[08:52] <kevin25> only a fool would tell his ideas in full to someone who is going to steal them
[08:53] <bazhang> kevin25, the bans wont be lifted.
[08:53] <kevin25> i feel this is why i get banned cause i will actually do something if i get #ubuntu back
[08:53] <bazhang> kevin25, please part the channel
[08:54] <kevin25> we have not even discussed why i got banned
[08:54] <kevin25> and what i can do to stop it
[08:55] <elky> you refuse to listen to people. that's your problem.
[08:56] <kevin25> if i could see what u type it would be easy pal do u agree??
[08:58] <elky> if you can't see what i type, then what are you responding to>
[08:59] <kevin25> what is relayed to me that i beleave is the problem
[08:59] <kevin25> hackers hacking!!!!!
[08:59] <bazhang> ?
[08:59] <kevin25> aswell do u agree or do u beleave hackers cant hack u
[08:59] <kevin25> lol
[09:00] <Tm_T> bah, I was slow
[09:00] <elky> i bet hackers did that too.
[15:17] <bazhang> since when does a wubi install involve a usb stick and 7zip
[15:18] <mneptok> i knew about the dead crow and mermaid blood, but not that stuff.
[15:18] <bazhang> hehe
[15:22] <bazhang> * [jdhfr] (~quassel@l49-18-203.cn.ru): Ugbnj <----- LINT, complaining
[15:39] <bazhang> he has had a TON of warnings not to just rant
[15:40] <oCean> indeed
[15:40] <mneptok> at least he's given us one last chance.
[15:40] <oCean> multiple times removed from the channel before etc
[15:40] <bazhang> mneptok, heh nice
[15:41] <oCean> heh, now not being nice in pm
[20:07] <Pici> "<greensimian> johnnyonflame: Are you using your computer on a trampoline?"
[21:20] <Jordan_U> Pici: The best part about that comment is that, while it was slightly innapropriate and unhelpful, it actually did make sense in context.
[21:25] <knome> m4v, your fan is on #xubuntu
[21:25] <knome> hmm, he isn't here. weird.
[21:26] <genii-around> knome: I do see him in #u-bots-devel
[21:27] <knome> yeah, i see him in #xubuntu-offtopic
[21:31] <knome> any ideas what how to proceed with singlerr?
[21:32] <knome> he's not making sense in #xubuntu, and he's banned from -es
[22:28] <mneptok> knome: #ubuntu-irc for loco channel issues.
[22:28] <IdleOne> @xubuntu isn't  loco channel :)
[22:28] <IdleOne> s/@/#/
[22:29] <mneptok> IdleOne: knome pointed a user here to resolve a ban in #ubuntu-es
[22:29] <IdleOne> ah, yeah.
[22:29] <IdleOne> bad knome, bad bad bad.
[22:29] <knome> oh well
[22:29] <knome> :)
[22:30] <knome> hai!
[22:30]  * Jordan_U read that "hai!" in Navi's voice.
[22:30] <knome> who's navi?
[22:31] <Jordan_U> knome: http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Navi
[22:31] <knome> aha
[22:32] <knome> if you fancy me talking in that voice... go ahead :P
[22:36] <elky> you mean you're not an inch tall fae?
[22:36] <knome> nay