[00:02] hrm ... [00:02] we had issues with similar named people, and the real name there doesn't look that promising :( [00:53] ActionParsnip called the ops in #ubuntu (ALFI0 swearing in Spanish) [01:14] In #ubuntu, bgamari said: ubottu: The problem is an incredibly vague symptom: the machine inexplicably stops booting right after starting plymouth [02:20] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (flood (16)) [02:21] FloodBot2 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (mass join (1600 users, 11 overflows, 1611 limit)) [02:22] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (DbYE appears to be flooding, but emergency mode is on) [02:22] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (UiNP appears to be flooding, but emergency mode is on) [02:22] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (koN appears to be flooding, but emergency mode is on) [02:22] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (NBE appears to be flooding, but emergency mode is on) [02:22] FloodBot3 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (flood (16)) [02:23] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (clone flood) [02:23] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (clone flood during emergency mode) [02:25] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (flood (16)) [02:25] FloodBot2 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (flood (16)) [02:25] anyone free to pop into #ubuntu? Their's a multi-bot spam going on in there. Thanks [04:00] @mark #ubuntu xmad ~seele@unaffiliated/xmad very foul message then quit [04:00] The operation succeeded. [09:10] messaged F`ckJustinBieber about his nickname [09:16] he lost connection soon after [09:16] he responded in pm and said he'd part [09:16] I thanked him [09:16] he's had a bit of a yo-yo connection [09:16] ah [10:01] based on how he is in ##php with his new nick, he's a grade A troll [10:01] I'm surprised he agreed to /part [10:04] * elky looks in there [10:04] #defocus ##php - trolling [10:04] changed to the nick RFC149 [13:15] hi sausage2 [13:15] naw watt was dat för? aj gut kickd ut off #ubuntu for no reson i just askt a kvestion [13:15] "cunt" is a totally unacceptable and highly offensive word [13:15] which is why I removed you rather than discuss it in the channel with you [13:15] are you kidding me? ho'ws cunt a bad word [13:15] it's a usual word in cumpoter terms [13:16] I suggest you look it up in the english dictionary [13:16] it is not a a common word in computer terms [13:16] bad troll is bad [13:16] LjL: jag vet [13:16] count*. Well well. Not a big diffrence. So, you kickded me because aj've gut dyslexia? [13:16] no, I kicked you because you said "cunt" as I explained 2 minutes ago [13:16] just becass you tink of snösk duz not mean ve uttrar does [13:17] I'm sorry, I don't understand what you are saying [13:17] duwd, i misspelled a word [13:17] please slow down and type clearly [13:17] sausage2: no, he kicked you because you obviously misspelled words on purpose in order to turn them into rude words [13:17] you kikcded me because i misspelled a word. I have dyslexia, and anglish is nichty my first language either [13:17] aj did not! [13:17] I understnad English may not be your first language, [13:18] as aj said [13:18] however no matter the reason, it is unacceptable to type "cunt" or words of that nature in the ubuntu channels [13:18] and do you think that's something you have to make a big dil off? [13:18] yes, hence why I kicked you [13:18] ikonia: nobody cared. everybody just thougth that "oh, a retard misspelling. Well, who cares" [13:18] and then you comes into the picture: "oh, I'm a control freak! I MUST CONTROL *drewling*" [13:18] well, that doesn't change anything [13:19] sausage2: lets leave it there then [13:19] as you seem to be able to type clearly to insult me, but not at any other time [13:19] pfft [13:19] bye now [13:19] I wish you had dyslexia and nobody cared about oylu [13:19] have a happy life.. /(crappy) [13:19] thanks, bye now [13:19] you make the world a bad place. Bye. [13:19] bye [13:20] bye (and god please help the world from people like that) [13:20] sausage2: type "/part" [13:21] ikonia: let it go now. Just give this one up. Just stop pushing this worthless conversation further. Just cut it and lay it down. [13:22] sausage2: please leave I don't wish to ban you from this channel also, but I will [13:22] You just need the control, don't you? You can't just let the conversation end by not saying anything. You just MUST have the last word. Be quiet now, and I won't say anything. [13:49] FloodBot1 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (azrtyuio appears to be flooding, but emergency mode is on) [13:49] FloodBot3 called the ops in #ubuntu-ops-monitor (azrtyuio appears to be flooding, but emergency mode is on) [14:30] is there anything this guy doesn't have some sort of conspiracy theory on? [14:31] which one ? [14:31] farmer. in -ot [14:31] there is no nick called famer in -ot [14:38] THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK! [14:39] * mneptok heads into the bunker. [14:39] There's no internet in the bunker, is there? If not, please take him with you. [14:41] elky: find one more person to encourage me to drag him into the bunker, and we have a conspiracy. only then will i do it. [14:42] ikonia, your call :P [14:42] He got himself a ban anyway, so I don't care anymore. [14:42] I don't think it it fair on mneptok [14:42] I'll rise above it and say "no" [14:42] ikonia, you underestimate mneptok. [14:42] the abuse is continuing, I've closed the windows and looked away now [14:44] /connect irc.freemasonry.g8.bilderburger.new.world.order.net [14:47] ikonia: watch this when you are forced to look away from IRC - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvX7TFA4jV0 [15:22] * [ruli] (~ruli@64-17-80-213.nm.warpdriveonline.com): ruli [15:22] troll detected [15:22] yes [15:24] ikonia: let it go. [16:25] So, I'm sure most of you know that the Update Manager has changed its name, right? [16:25] really? [16:27] yes, to software updater I think [16:27] not yet [16:27] in 12.10 [16:27] but will do [16:27] much to my annoyance [16:28] "updater" is a bit of an odd word [16:28] as in "not a word" [16:28] verbing nouns weirds languages [16:28] sounds like decider [17:29] Updaterator [18:00] Embetterer [18:05] Sounds too much like embitterator [18:12] Which reminds me of the insinkerator (a brand of garbage disposal). [18:13] And in that vein Updade Manager should clearly become the in-syncerator. [18:25] titanicator [18:28] All the names so far remind me of some gadget the evil scientist on Phineas and Ferb makes [18:31] "embiggens" is a perfectly cromulent word. [18:37] help im banned from #ubuntu-motu [18:46] smallfoot-: you seem to have quite the ban history in a number of channels. [18:46] lol [18:46] how you know that? [18:46] i havent been banned from #ubuntu-motu many times, cuz i only been banned there once and been banned forever [18:46] its liek years old [18:47] smallfoot-: yes, and? bans do not auto-expire. [18:47] oh [18:47] i thought they was like 7 days, 14 days, 30 days [18:48] not how it works. [18:48] oh [18:48] sucks :( [18:48] well, i dont even remember what shit i did to get banned lol [18:48] can i have unban plz [18:48] well, sahib. seemingly a lot of the time it's language like that. [18:49] this is choice: i can use whatever language i want, im a gangster, ubuntu is made for black ppl [18:50] that's what got you banned from -motu [18:51] ground control to Major Tom ... [18:53] and today you're playing Tiptoe On The Troll Line in #ubuntu [18:53] 12:30 < smallfoot-> is spyware allowed in multiverse and restricted? [18:53] yeah, i wonder question [18:53] well i said that when i was little [18:53] smallfoot-: you don't know why you're getting banned? really? [18:54] cuz i was a gangster [18:54] but i quit bein a gangster [18:54] it was when i was little [18:54] liek years ago [18:54] i left da gangster life behind me [18:54] and i thought ubuntu was for black ppl only [18:54] now i understand that its for evrey1 [18:55] *sigh* [18:56] smallfoot-: sorry, you're wasting my time. you have a history, and i am convinced you have not changed. [18:56] i changed my way [18:57] 12:30 < smallfoot-> is spyware allowed in multiverse and restricted? [18:57] that's *today* [18:57] its a serious quest [18:57] i know 'main' and 'universe' must be free software with open source and it has to follow rules of DFSG [18:57] but multiverse can be non-free [18:57] and is there any rules for non-free software? [18:58] !offtopic [18:58] #ubuntu is the Ubuntu support channel, for all Ubuntu-related support questions. Please use #ubuntu-offtopic for other topics (though our !guidelines apply there too). Thanks! [18:58] ok but it was a serious question [18:58] seeing that you have been banned from both #ubuntu and -offtopic in the past, i can safely assume you understand what belongs where. [18:59] no [18:59] well, ikonw that question dont belong in here [18:59] but you said i was ban cuz i ask that, and its not good question [18:59] but its a good serious question [18:59] smallfoot-, so, it looks like you need to read -and understand- the Ubuntu code of conduct: http://www.ubuntu.com/project/about-ubuntu/conduct [18:59] so i just explained it [19:00] and you know #ubuntu is a support channel. break/fix questions. [19:00] hmm [19:00] i didnt know [19:00] im so confused [19:01] i dont konw where to ask stuff always [19:01] cuz im always wonderin stuff [19:01] but there so many channels [19:01] and im always yelled at everywhere i go and get banned always [19:01] smallfoot-: stop with the profanity. stop with the "i can do as i please" attitude. stop evading bans. [19:02] i dont cuss anymore so much [19:02] only on accident or when im pissed [19:04] smallfoot-: you have been banned from multiple channels on multiple occasions. you yourself admit it. now you want bans removed. you have really done nothing to answer the question, "why?" [19:05] hmm [19:05] because i dont like be banned [19:05] i want go in the channels so i can ask stuff [19:05] im tired of be banned for stuff i did 100 years ago [19:06] 2 years. [19:06] and there are bans that are much more recent than that [19:06] yeah, i cant be banned for stuff i done 2 years [19:06] its against prison guide rules of humanity [19:07] someone in prison then you must release them [19:07] human rights [19:07] IRC is a privilege, not a right. [19:08] its retarded im banned for something i did 2 years ago [19:08] i cant even remember wut i did last week lol [19:08] if you cant remember it, it never happend lol [19:09] smallfoot-: you swore and were offtopic in #ubuntu+1 2 weeks ago, if that helps your memory. [19:09] smallfoot-: earned a ban there. within the past couple weeks. [19:10] i dont remember [19:10] 2 weeks ago is kinda long time [19:10] i mighta been drunk n high [19:10] Whether you remember the incident or not, do you recognize that swearing is not permitted in Ubuntu channels? [19:11] smallfoot-: either your actions are designed to provoke (deliberate design or no), or you just have a complete fail at understanding basic IRC etiquette and expectations. [19:11] And also that having impaired yourself with poisons is not an excuse? [19:11] hmm yes, cuz bazhang told me so [19:11] smallfoot-: in either case, it's not going to get solved today. [19:11] its been not solved for 2 years [19:11] when its ever gonna be solved? [19:12] smallfoot-: cease with the actions designed to provoke and/or understand basic IRC etiquette and expectations. [19:12] ok [19:12] im tryna be nice [19:12] cuz whenever im a jerk bazhang bans me [19:12] that guy is like in every channel i goto, even when i goto channels that has nothing todo with ubuntu [19:12] smallfoot-: have you tried ... you know ... NOT BEING A JERK? [19:13] IM TRYING [19:13] so there ya go. [19:13] smallfoot-: you seem to be not banned in #ubuntu ... [19:13] but im still banned for things i did 2 years ago when i was a jerk [19:13] yeah i know cuz i came in here and whined bout lol [19:13] but im stilled banned in #ubuntu-motu [19:13] smallfoot-: don't screw it up for yourself, and use that in a few weeks to point to real change in your ways. [19:13] smallfoot-: this ain't rocket science. [19:16] smallfoot-: anything else? [19:19] HEYOOO! [19:22] smallfoot-: the /kick timer has activated .... [22:00] I didn't even realize that ubottu factoids could contain multiple lines. Should the !il factoid be combined into one line though? [22:00] !il [22:00] לשיחות בשפה העברית ולגישה לקהילת המשתמשים העברית אנא הקלד: [22:00] /join #ubuntu-il [22:01] Maybe because it's read from right to left [22:01] I hadn't considered that. [22:01] * Jordan_U wonders how well irssi can handle RTL languages given the oddity of RTL with terminal emulators. [22:02] It can't do it very well according to some tests with arabic we did recently [22:02] other clients handle it slightly better [22:04] * Jordan_U is annoyed with hex20dec in #ubuntu but needs to leave and it's probably not worth pursuing anyway.