[00:02] <Fuchs> hrm ...
[00:02] <Fuchs> we had issues with similar named people, and the real name there doesn't look that promising :(
[02:25] <wylde> anyone free to pop into #ubuntu? Their's a multi-bot spam going on in there. Thanks
[04:00] <bazhang> @mark #ubuntu xmad ~seele@unaffiliated/xmad very foul message then quit
[09:10] <ikonia> messaged F`ckJustinBieber about his nickname
[09:16] <elky> he lost connection soon after
[09:16] <ikonia> he responded in pm and said he'd part
[09:16] <ikonia> I thanked him
[09:16] <ikonia> he's had a bit of a yo-yo connection
[09:16] <elky> ah
[10:01] <ikonia> based on how he is in ##php with his new nick, he's a grade A troll
[10:01] <ikonia> I'm surprised he agreed to /part
[10:04]  * elky looks in there
[10:04] <ikonia> #defocus ##php - trolling
[10:04] <ikonia> changed to the nick RFC149
[13:15] <ikonia> hi sausage2
[13:15] <sausage2> naw watt was dat för? aj gut kickd ut off #ubuntu for no reson i just askt a kvestion
[13:15] <ikonia> "cunt" is a totally unacceptable and highly offensive word
[13:15] <ikonia> which is why I removed you rather than discuss it in the channel with you
[13:15] <sausage2> are you kidding me? ho'ws cunt a bad word
[13:15] <sausage2> it's a usual word in cumpoter terms
[13:16] <ikonia> I suggest you look it up in the english dictionary
[13:16] <ikonia> it is not a a common word in computer terms
[13:16] <LjL> bad troll is bad
[13:16] <Myrtti> LjL: jag vet
[13:16] <sausage2> count*. Well well. Not a big diffrence. So, you kickded me because aj've gut dyslexia?
[13:16] <ikonia> no, I kicked you because you said "cunt" as I explained 2 minutes ago
[13:16] <sausage2> just becass you tink of snösk duz not mean ve uttrar does
[13:17] <ikonia> I'm sorry, I don't understand what you are saying
[13:17] <sausage2> duwd, i misspelled a word
[13:17] <ikonia> please slow down and type clearly
[13:17] <LjL> sausage2: no, he kicked you because you obviously misspelled words on purpose in order to turn them into rude words
[13:17] <sausage2> you kikcded me because i misspelled a word. I have dyslexia, and anglish is nichty my first language either
[13:17] <sausage2> aj did not!
[13:17] <ikonia> I understnad English may not be your first language,
[13:18] <sausage2> as aj said
[13:18] <ikonia> however no matter the reason, it is unacceptable to type "cunt" or words of that nature in the ubuntu channels
[13:18] <sausage2> and do you think that's something you have to make a big dil off?
[13:18] <ikonia> yes, hence why I kicked you
[13:18] <sausage2> ikonia: nobody cared. everybody just thougth that "oh, a retard misspelling. Well, who cares"
[13:18] <sausage2> and then you comes into the picture: "oh, I'm a control freak! I MUST CONTROL *drewling*"
[13:18] <ikonia> well, that doesn't change anything
[13:19] <ikonia> sausage2: lets leave it there then
[13:19] <ikonia> as you seem to be able to type clearly to insult me, but not at any other time
[13:19] <sausage2> pfft
[13:19] <ikonia> bye now
[13:19] <sausage2> I wish you had dyslexia and nobody cared about oylu
[13:19] <sausage2> have a happy life.. /(crappy)
[13:19] <ikonia> thanks, bye now
[13:19] <sausage2> you make the world a bad place. Bye.
[13:19] <ikonia> bye
[13:20] <sausage2> bye (and god please help the world from people like that)
[13:20] <ikonia> sausage2: type "/part"
[13:21] <sausage2> ikonia: let it go now. Just give this one up. Just stop pushing this worthless conversation further. Just cut it and lay it down.
[13:22] <ikonia> sausage2: please leave I don't wish to ban you from this channel also, but I will
[13:22] <sausage2> You just need the control, don't you? You can't just let the conversation end by not saying anything. You just MUST have the last word. Be quiet now, and I won't say anything.
[14:30] <elky> is there anything this guy doesn't have some sort of conspiracy theory on?
[14:31] <ikonia> which one ?
[14:31] <elky> farmer. in -ot
[14:31] <ikonia> there is no nick called famer in -ot
[14:38] <mneptok> THAT'S JUST WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!
[14:39]  * mneptok heads into the bunker.
[14:39] <elky> There's no internet in the bunker, is there? If not, please take him with you.
[14:41] <mneptok> elky: find one more person to encourage me to drag him into the bunker, and we have a conspiracy. only then will i do it.
[14:42] <elky> ikonia, your call :P
[14:42] <elky> He got himself a ban anyway, so I don't care anymore.
[14:42] <ikonia> I don't think it it fair on mneptok
[14:42] <ikonia> I'll rise above it and say "no"
[14:42] <elky> ikonia, you underestimate mneptok.
[14:42] <ikonia> the abuse is continuing, I've closed the windows and looked away now
[14:44] <mneptok>  /connect irc.freemasonry.g8.bilderburger.new.world.order.net
[14:47] <mneptok> ikonia: watch this when you are forced to look away from IRC - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvX7TFA4jV0
[15:22] <bazhang> * [ruli] (~ruli@64-17-80-213.nm.warpdriveonline.com): ruli
[15:22] <bazhang> troll detected
[15:22] <ikonia> yes
[15:24] <Pici> ikonia: let it go.
 So, I'm sure most of you know that the Update Manager has changed its name, right?
[16:25] <bazhang> really?
[16:27] <AlanBell> yes, to software updater I think
[16:27] <popey> not yet
[16:27] <AlanBell> in 12.10
[16:27] <popey> but will do
[16:27] <popey> much to my annoyance
[16:28] <AlanBell> "updater" is a bit of an odd word
[16:28] <popey> as in "not a word"
[16:28] <AlanBell> verbing nouns weirds languages
[16:28] <bazhang> sounds like decider
[17:29] <mneptok> Updaterator
[18:00] <popey> Embetterer
[18:05] <genii-around> Sounds too much like embitterator
[18:12] <Jordan_U> Which reminds me of the insinkerator (a brand of garbage disposal).
[18:13] <Jordan_U> And in that vein Updade Manager should clearly become the in-syncerator.
[18:25] <Myrtti> titanicator
[18:28] <genii-around> All the names so far remind me of some gadget the evil scientist on Phineas and Ferb makes
[18:31] <mneptok> "embiggens" is a perfectly cromulent word.
[18:37] <smallfoot-> help im banned from #ubuntu-motu
[18:46] <mneptok> smallfoot-: you seem to have quite the ban history in a number of channels.
[18:46] <smallfoot-> lol
[18:46] <smallfoot-> how you know that?
[18:46] <smallfoot-> i havent been banned from #ubuntu-motu many times, cuz i only been banned there once and been banned forever
[18:46] <smallfoot-> its liek years old
[18:47] <mneptok> smallfoot-: yes, and? bans do not auto-expire.
[18:47] <smallfoot-> oh
[18:47] <smallfoot-> i thought they was like 7 days, 14 days, 30 days
[18:48] <mneptok> not how it works.
[18:48] <smallfoot-> oh
[18:48] <smallfoot-> sucks :(
[18:48] <smallfoot-> well, i dont even remember what shit i did to get banned lol
[18:48] <smallfoot-> can i have unban plz
[18:48] <mneptok> well, sahib. seemingly a lot of the time it's language like that.
[18:49] <mneptok> this is choice: <smallfoot-> i can use whatever language i want, im a gangster, ubuntu is made for black ppl
[18:50] <mneptok> that's what got you banned from -motu
[18:51] <mneptok> ground control to Major Tom ...
[18:53] <mneptok> and today you're playing Tiptoe On The Troll Line in #ubuntu
[18:53] <mneptok> 12:30 < smallfoot-> is spyware allowed in multiverse and restricted?
[18:53] <smallfoot-> yeah, i wonder question
[18:53] <smallfoot-> well i said that when i was little
[18:53] <mneptok> smallfoot-: you don't know why you're getting banned? really?
[18:54] <smallfoot-> cuz i was a gangster
[18:54] <smallfoot-> but i quit bein a gangster
[18:54] <smallfoot-> it was when i was little
[18:54] <smallfoot-> liek years ago
[18:54] <smallfoot-> i left da gangster life behind me
[18:54] <smallfoot-> and i thought ubuntu was for black ppl only
[18:54] <smallfoot-> now i understand that its for evrey1
[18:55] <mneptok> *sigh*
[18:56] <mneptok> smallfoot-: sorry, you're wasting my time. you have a history, and i am convinced you have not changed.
[18:56] <smallfoot-> i changed my way
[18:57] <mneptok> 12:30 < smallfoot-> is spyware allowed in multiverse and restricted?
[18:57] <mneptok> that's *today*
[18:57] <smallfoot-> its a serious quest
[18:57] <smallfoot-> i know 'main' and 'universe' must be free software with open source and it has to follow rules of DFSG
[18:57] <smallfoot-> but multiverse can be non-free
[18:57] <smallfoot-> and is there any rules for non-free software?
[18:58] <mneptok> !offtopic
[18:58] <smallfoot-> ok but it was a serious question
[18:58] <mneptok> seeing that you have been banned from both #ubuntu and -offtopic in the past, i can safely assume you understand what belongs where.
[18:59] <smallfoot-> no
[18:59] <smallfoot-> well,  ikonw that question dont belong in here
[18:59] <smallfoot-> but you said i was ban cuz i ask that, and its not good question
[18:59] <smallfoot-> but its a good serious question
[18:59] <beuno> smallfoot-, so, it looks like you need to read -and understand- the Ubuntu code of conduct: http://www.ubuntu.com/project/about-ubuntu/conduct
[18:59] <smallfoot-> so i just explained it
[19:00] <mneptok> and you know #ubuntu is a support channel. break/fix questions.
[19:00] <smallfoot-> hmm
[19:00] <smallfoot-> i didnt know
[19:00] <smallfoot-> im so confused
[19:01] <smallfoot-> i dont konw where to ask stuff always
[19:01] <smallfoot-> cuz im always wonderin stuff
[19:01] <smallfoot-> but there so many channels
[19:01] <smallfoot-> and im always yelled at everywhere i go and get banned always
[19:01] <mneptok> smallfoot-: stop with the profanity. stop with the "i can do as i please" attitude. stop evading bans.
[19:02] <smallfoot-> i dont cuss anymore so much
[19:02] <smallfoot-> only on accident or when im pissed
[19:04] <mneptok> smallfoot-: you have been banned from multiple channels on multiple occasions. you yourself admit it. now you want bans removed. you have really done nothing to answer the question, "why?"
[19:05] <smallfoot-> hmm
[19:05] <smallfoot-> because i dont like be banned
[19:05] <smallfoot-> i want go in the channels so i can ask stuff
[19:05] <smallfoot-> im tired of be banned for stuff i did 100 years ago
[19:06] <mneptok> 2 years.
[19:06] <mneptok> and there are bans that are much more recent than that
[19:06] <smallfoot-> yeah, i cant be banned for stuff i done 2 years
[19:06] <smallfoot-> its against prison guide rules of humanity
[19:07] <smallfoot-> someone in prison then you must release them
[19:07] <smallfoot-> human rights
[19:07] <mneptok> IRC is a privilege, not a right.
[19:08] <smallfoot-> its retarded im banned for something i did 2 years ago
[19:08] <smallfoot-> i cant even remember wut i did last week lol
[19:08] <smallfoot-> if you cant remember it, it never happend lol
[19:09] <mneptok> smallfoot-: you swore and were offtopic in #ubuntu+1 2 weeks ago, if that helps your memory.
[19:09] <mneptok> smallfoot-: earned a ban there. within the past couple weeks.
[19:10] <smallfoot-> i dont remember
[19:10] <smallfoot-> 2 weeks ago is kinda long time
[19:10] <smallfoot-> i mighta been drunk n high
[19:10] <maco> Whether you remember the incident or not, do you recognize that swearing is not permitted in Ubuntu channels?
[19:11] <mneptok> smallfoot-: either your actions are designed to provoke (deliberate design or no), or you just have a complete fail at understanding basic IRC etiquette and expectations.
[19:11] <maco> And also that having impaired yourself with poisons is not an excuse?
[19:11] <smallfoot-> hmm yes, cuz bazhang told me so
[19:11] <mneptok> smallfoot-: in either case, it's not going to get solved today.
[19:11] <smallfoot-> its been not solved for 2 years
[19:11] <smallfoot-> when its ever gonna be solved?
[19:12] <mneptok> smallfoot-: cease with the actions designed to provoke and/or understand basic IRC etiquette and expectations.
[19:12] <smallfoot-> ok
[19:12] <smallfoot-> im tryna be nice
[19:12] <smallfoot-> cuz whenever im a jerk bazhang bans me
[19:12] <smallfoot-> that guy is like in every channel i goto, even when i goto channels that has nothing todo with ubuntu
[19:12] <mneptok> smallfoot-: have you tried ... you know ... NOT BEING A JERK?
[19:13] <smallfoot-> IM TRYING
[19:13] <mneptok> so there ya go.
[19:13] <mneptok> smallfoot-: you seem to be not banned in #ubuntu ...
[19:13] <smallfoot-> but im still banned for things i did 2 years ago when i was a jerk
[19:13] <smallfoot-> yeah i know cuz i came in here and whined bout lol
[19:13] <smallfoot-> but im stilled banned in #ubuntu-motu
[19:13] <mneptok> smallfoot-: don't screw it up for yourself, and use that in a few weeks to point to real change in your ways.
[19:13] <mneptok> smallfoot-: this ain't rocket science.
[19:16] <mneptok> smallfoot-: anything else?
[19:19] <mneptok> HEYOOO!
[19:22] <mneptok> smallfoot-: the /kick timer has activated ....
[22:00] <Jordan_U> I didn't even realize that ubottu factoids could contain multiple lines. Should the !il factoid be combined into one line though?
[22:00] <Jordan_U> !il
[22:01] <genii-around> Maybe because it's read from right to left
[22:01] <Jordan_U> I hadn't considered that.
[22:01]  * Jordan_U wonders how well irssi can handle RTL languages given the oddity of RTL with terminal emulators.
[22:02] <Fuchs> It can't do it very well according to some tests with arabic we did recently
[22:02] <Fuchs> other clients handle it slightly better
[22:04]  * Jordan_U is annoyed with hex20dec in #ubuntu but needs to leave and it's probably not worth pursuing anyway.