[06:06] cremora minora [06:16] uh oh, vodacom signal gone weak again [06:17] Maaz, morning [06:17] Sup Kilos [06:17] Maaz, coffee on [06:17] * Maaz washes some mugs [06:21] Coffee's ready for Kilos! [06:21] Maaz, ty [06:21] You are welcome Kilos [06:24] Morning Kilos [06:24] hi HawkiesZA === SmilyBorg_w is now known as SmilyBorg [06:45] hmm morning SmilyBorg [06:46] Hey there [06:58] o/ [06:59] hi superfly trains good today? [06:59] Kilos: mostly fine [07:00] ok [07:06] uh oh net split day today [07:07] wb mrs_fly superfly [07:11] thanks Kilos, not sure what happened there [07:11] netsplit [07:11] * superfly has quit (*.net *.split) [07:12] Kilos: ja, on my side it said, "(No Ping reply in 180 seconds.)" [07:12] hehe [07:19] well i NeVeR_ [07:19] hi there [07:23] harrow prease [07:23] so no cpt next month :(:( only in October [07:23] fml [07:23] wanted to move next month [07:24] aw what happened [07:35] my gf is helping with the Woodstock Music Festival this year in jhb :| [07:35] whew another woodstock [07:36] i member one like 30 years ago or so [07:36] are these like anniversaries [07:37] :D [07:37] hehe [07:43] loo [07:43] hey Squirm [08:00] good morning [08:00] morning sflr [08:01] woodstock sa used to happen once a year... the past 2 years it didnt happen, but hopefully it will happen anually again :D [08:01] ah [08:01] hi drussell [08:03] Kilos: hiya [08:04] morning all [08:05] and they called him charly [08:05] he fell outa the sky like the winds of july [08:07] ?? [08:07] hi maiatoday [08:07] hiya charl maiatoday [08:07] hi Kilos :) [08:08] you slow today [08:08] was teasing [08:08] :P [08:08] i've only had my third coffee this morning so still waking up... [08:08] hehe [08:10] charl: I think Kilos is remembering things from the old days [08:10] good mornings [08:10] hahaha hiya inetpro [08:10] charl: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ng-VjMLNbk [08:10] was her if i member right [08:11] Sean Rennie - Charly {1974} [08:11] was charl born yet? [08:11] hi inetpro [08:11] nope [08:11] (was not born yet i mean) [08:12] hehe [08:12] springbok radio?! [08:12] you younguns missed the best years [08:12] wow ok [08:13] Kilos: the lyrics are at: http://www.allthelyrics.com/forum/identify-it/94661-help-with-a-70s-song-plz.html#post779972 [08:14] ty inetpro [08:16] do you people listen to "die antwoord" ? [08:16] people in europe think it's cool but i think it's because they don't understand the lyrics [08:16] never heard of it [08:17] it's the same in reverse... people down in south africa seem to think rammstein is cool but it's also because they don't understand the lyrics [08:17] if you speak german you get a different idea of what it's about [08:17] methinks today cool is a state of mind in some [08:17] lol yeah [08:17] no kidding [08:18] i think cool came from woodstock as well [08:18] from the goofballs [08:19] there is a place in cape town, can't remember what it was called, it could have been woodstock [08:19] all the hippies live there [08:20] hehe same thing "cool man cool" [08:23] cold hey inetpro ? no water outside yet. all iced up [08:26] they are smoking too much african grass [08:26] too much weed will make you dumb [08:27] lol [08:28] it's like that meme... i can't brain today, i have the dumb [08:28] i imagine the hippies like that [08:29] here's some music for you ballies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmYi5u9BhtI [08:29] you should actually watch the original woodstock [08:29] some of the music was good [08:29] i bet [08:29] they might be hippies but they are not (all) stupid [08:30] a lot of fairly intelligent people freaked out and became hippies too [08:30] yeah ban the bomb etc [08:30] back then they used to say: make love, not war [08:30] now they say: make love, but wear a condom [08:30] thats it [08:30] haha === zeref is now known as zeref_Holiday [08:31] yo zeref_Holiday [08:33] i think the bombs they didnt ban are the cause of global warming [08:33] shifted the earths axis im sure [08:47] this reminds me of a hilarious video - star wreck four i think it was [08:47] the precursor to star wreck in the pirkinning [08:48] when the korg tried to take over the world by traveling back in time and they managed to foil their plans by bringing the vulgars down to earth [08:49] the used a satellite to relay some heavy metal, that made the vulgars worry about what was going on because earth had "weapons of mass destruction" [08:49] any planet that posess that type of offensive weaponry... [08:56] hi all :) [08:56] Kilos: hi! :) [08:58] hi smile [08:58] charl: how are you my friend? :) [08:59] charl: i was told: make love, not children [08:59] hey smile [08:59] sflr: why? :) and when it was told you? :p [09:00] smile 15 years ago. haha. upgrade from the 60's make love, not war [09:00] sflr: lol. that's a while ago ;) [09:00] sflr: you have kids now? :) [09:01] yes smile, 2 kids [09:01] * sflr been around for long [09:01] * NeVeR_ doesn't want children [09:01] NeVeR_: ok, your choice ;) [09:01] sflr: 60 years? ;) [09:01] ^^ [09:03] O_O [09:03] kids come when they want to. haha [09:03] smile: close to that. lol [09:03] my gf wants children wen we get married... [09:03] well she says when she's 26 [09:03] NeVeR_: it starts when your friends start to have kids. they will just talk about babies.haha [09:04] oh heavy :| well I hope no one has babies! lol [09:04] sflr: lol! :D [09:04] 2 of my ex gf's have had children.. so scary [09:04] NeVeR_: well, good luck ;) find some geeks :D [09:04] :p [09:04] lol [09:05] ^^ [09:05] a friend of mine got married 2 weeks ago... he's 23 [09:05] good thing I'm moving to cpt.. make new friends.. [09:05] lol [09:06] lol [09:06] NeVeR_: maybe google for "no kids please" ;) [09:06] :p [09:07] lol [09:08] agh, never say never. more like 'not soon' :) [09:09] Ubuntu Apache, I'm getting access denied error on localhost. I can change permissions, but didnt the web server supposed to work out of the box by just creating files in /www? [09:13] I've never used apache out of the box :P but I think its in /var/www or something.. unless that's centos [09:14] I always create virtual hosts [09:14] :p [09:15] :p [09:16] yes its /var/www but not working :) [09:36] yo sakhi meesterarend RootChaos [09:47] Hey [09:48] hey meesterarend [09:49] Lotsof new faces i see [09:50] new blood [09:52] Seems so [09:55] sflr: weird apache issue [09:55] according to me it's supposed to just work, as long as the www-data user has read permissions [09:56] there are also ways you can configure apache to deny access to certain files [09:56] but by default that shouldn't be a problem [10:00] Kilos: ! :p [10:01] hi smile [10:04] Kilos: the bot of theblaze went crazy. ;) [10:04] ah, was it in here? missed have missed it [10:04] yeah not a good thing to have on here [10:04] *must have missed [10:05] NeVeR_: kids are the most awesome thing EVAR [10:05] im 23 :| [10:05] Maybe in 10 years [10:06] haha good time to have kids then you can grow up with them [10:06] teasing [10:11] hahahahaha [10:13] Maaz seen nuvolari [10:13] :\ [10:13] Kilos: nuvolari was last seen 6 days, 20 hours, 57 minutes and 20 seconds ago in #ubuntu-za on freenode [2012-06-20 06:16:13 PDT], and has been online on freenode since 2012-06-13 21:41:54 PDT [10:13] Maaz se porche [10:13] NeVeR_: *blink* [10:13] whew he is getting worse that guy [10:14] Maaz seen Kilos [10:14] NeVeR_: Kilos was last seen 13 seconds ago in #ubuntu-za on freenode [2012-06-27 03:13:51 PDT], and has been online on freenode since 2012-06-26 23:04:46 PDT [10:30] thanks charl! [10:41] Maaz seen Maaz [10:41] sflr: Maaz has been offline on freenode since 2012-05-01 16:50:57 PDT [10:41] hmmm.. strange [10:45] howdy all [10:48] hi magespawn [10:49] hows it going ? [10:50] hey magespawn [10:51] hey sflr [10:51] going good! sunny day, lots of positive energy :) [10:52] busy busy busy, and also very sunny here too. [11:03] Banlam: power problems? :( [11:11] Maaz seen Kilos [11:11] smile: Kilos was last seen 23 minutes and 23 seconds ago in #ubuntu-za on freenode [2012-06-27 03:48:18 PDT], and has been online on freenode since 2012-06-26 23:04:46 PDT [11:11] :p [11:15] * sflr rebooting [11:25] wb sflr [11:25] need to check on sheep etc etc [11:26] Maaz: count sheep [11:26] sflr: *blink* [11:26] sorry Kilos, hoped Maaz can help out :) [11:27] yo wolf [11:27] grr [11:27] Good day all. [11:27] hi WOLFEYES [11:27] Heya Kilos [11:28] hey WOLFEYES. how is your day going? [11:29] So far so good sflr , just fixing odds and ends at the office really. [11:30] who all here run ubuntu servers? [11:30] sounds like the job is done then! :) what's for lunch? [11:30] lol [11:30] * sflr runs desktop only [11:30] superfly, hey, does ubuntu or kubuntu server have added extras compared to the normal desktop installations? [11:30] he wants to install kubuntu server at work sflr \ [11:30] lol @ lunch , I need some of that. [11:31] WOLFEYES: the server installations have server stuff installed, like Apache, PHP, etc [11:31] Maaz prepare lunch for WOLFEYES [11:31] sflr: *blink* [11:31] lol [11:32] sorry mate, lunch was cancelled for today. lol [11:32] WOLFEYES: do you use Debian now? [11:33] wolf if you get the list of extras to install you can use your desktop cd methinks [11:35] Ty superfly , but we don't have any computers running through this this, they are only linking to it for storage and the CCTV system. The desktop o/s should be enough or do you think I should go the server route superfly ? [11:35] WOLFEYES: the desktop contains a GUI, the server does not. Choose which suits you better [11:35] http://askubuntu.com/questions/125892/what-is-the-difference-between-12-04-desktop-12-04-server-images [11:35] yes, just what superfly said :) [11:36] sflr, I am inbetween kubuntu and windows, a lot of my work needs to be done on windows and I am trying to get to the point where I can get everything running on kubuntu. [11:37] WOLFEYES: what do you need from Windows? do you have Win specific software running? [11:37] I switched from Windows. Only miss Excel and Picasa for now. [11:38] When you say "specific", you talking about "wine" etc sflr ? [11:38] i meant some custom software you use at work. written only for windows. [11:38] yes [11:39] it is a time and attendance program that we work with for our clients. [11:39] ok. so that would be a problem. how about running a Windows VM? [11:39] or if you could make it into a web based application, then host it on a web server. [11:40] I have to set that up first, I haven't got that far just yet. [11:40] ok, it was just an idea, it takes time :) [11:41] That last idea of yours is the ultimate idea I think. [11:41] I prefer that, because it is accessible from anywhere anytime [11:42] True buti it is a little more complicated than that. [11:43] yes I know WOLFEYES, the reality is always more complicated :) [11:43] Lol. [11:46] but it could be a long term solution :) [11:49] I have wanted to go that way for a while now :-) [11:56] Has there been any word on when the next meetup in Gauteng is? I'd like to add it to the Let's Talk Geek calendar. [13:23] whew chatty bunch [13:31] bigtime [13:33] HawkiesZA: it's when you make it... [13:34] uh oh [13:34] theblaze: remove the bot please. [13:34] !part #ubuntu-za [13:37] rebooted, forgot to connect! boom! need coffee :) [13:37] ai sflr old age [13:37] true Kilos [13:38] join the family [13:38] VPN also stopped working... more misery. haha [13:38] eish [13:38] sflr: why do you need a VPN [13:39] to do work theblaze! haha [13:39] oh. that sucks. [13:40] theblaze: I said to remove the bot [13:40] i made him !shutup [13:41] youre ok with ubuntulog [13:41] theblaze: yes, but ubuntulog just logs stuff [13:41] bot in the house? [13:41] sflr: Huh? [13:41] sflr: Huh? [13:42] theblaze: and we already have two other (well-behaved) bots in here [13:42] and seeborg just learns from text in the current mode [13:42] helenb: you on ignore too, don't have the posix because i hate pdf is not really lower...i can feel it asks for current smb password: [13:42] magespawn, starting text with bot triggers gc why/ [13:43] theblaze: yeah right ^^ [13:43] just dont say his name and he wont say anything. [13:43] Kilos: cause both gc and Maaz are configured to answer to that [13:43] theblaze: I don't care, get it out. [13:43] oh ty superfly [13:44] !part #ubuntu-za [13:44] ty theblaze [13:44] Thank you. [13:44] we dont want war here [13:44] were a peaceful buncha guys [13:45] superfly, check bp [13:45] bot R cool [13:45] NeVeR_: Sorry... [13:45] NeVeR_: *blink* [13:45] lol [13:45] hehe [13:45] Maaz se porche [13:45] NeVeR_: Sorry... [13:45] we good do this all day [13:46] :\ [13:46] could [13:46] gc is the man [13:46] he didnt reply [13:46] Kilos: ? [13:46] what a jock [13:46] blood pressure [13:47] where is the commands for the bots? [13:47] :| [13:47] !help [13:47] Maaz has a better education than gc [13:47] lol [13:51] sflr, might be here [13:51] http://blog.launchpad.net/projects/ibid-chat-bot [13:51] thanks Kilos! [13:51] yw [13:52] or in his own help [13:52] Maaz, help [13:52] Kilos: I can help you with: looking things up, remembering things, delivering messages, decisions, games, monitoring things, browsing the internet, conversions, silly fun stuff, calculations, system administration, software development and south african stuff. [13:52] Ask me "help me with ..." for more details. [13:52] Maaz, help me with delivering messages [13:52] NeVeR_: I use the following features for delivering messages: memo and summon [13:52] Ask me "how do I use ..." for more details. [13:53] Maaz, how do I use summon [13:53] NeVeR_: Get the attention of a person via different source. You can use it like this: [13:53] summon [via ] [13:53] Maaz, how do I use memo [13:53] NeVeR_: Keeps messages for people. You can use it like this: [13:53] my messages [13:53] message [13:53] my messages for [on ] [13:53] (tell|pm|privmsg|msg|ask) [on ] [13:53] forget my (first|last|th) message for [on ] [13:53] should i pvt ratheR? [13:53] you can [13:54] who's bot is it? [13:54] cocooncrash, [13:54] but mainly for our use methinks [13:55] games? wow [13:55] Maaz help me with games [13:55] sflr: I use the following features for games: duel and werewolf [13:55] Ask me "how do I use ..." for more details. [13:55] Maaz how do I use duel [13:55] sflr: Duel at dawn, between channel members. You can use it like this: [13:55] draw [my ] [13:55] bam|pew|bang|kapow|pewpew|holyhandgrenadeofantioch [13:55] I challenge to a duel [over ] [13:55] I demand satisfaction from [over ] [13:55] I throw the gauntlet down at 's feet [over ] [13:55] haha. that's funny :) [13:55] hehe [13:56] these ibid are quite cool bots [13:57] Maaz how do i use werewolf [13:57] magespawn: Play the werewolf game. Channel becomes a village containing a werewolf, seer and villagers. Every night, the werewolf can kill a villager, and the seer can test a villager for werewolf symptoms. Villagers then vote to lynch a wolf during the day. [13:57] You can use it like this: [13:57] start a game of werewolf [13:57] join [13:57] ( kill | see | eat ) [13:57] vote for [13:58] lets play! [13:58] im too stupid [13:59] catch the fly when he is home after supper and needs a break [13:59] Maaz software development [13:59] magespawn: Sorry... [13:59] it sounds like Kilos is the werewolf :P hehe [13:59] Maaz help software development [13:59] magespawn: What? [13:59] haha [13:59] draw holyhandgrenadeofantioch [13:59] magespawn, you gotta say help me with [14:00] Maaz help me with software development [14:00] sflr: I use the following features for software development: base64, retest and rfc [14:00] Ask me "how do I use ..." for more details. [14:00] cool [14:00] Maaz how do I use base64 [14:00] sflr: Encodes and decodes base 16, 32 and 64. Assumes UTF-8. You can use it like this: [14:00] base(16|32|64) (encode|decode) [14:00] I throw the gauntlet down at Kilos's feet over Software Development [14:00] Kilos: NeVeR_ wishes to meet you at dawn on the field of honour. Do you accept? [14:01] draw holyhandgrenadeofantioch [14:01] bwahaha [14:01] lol [14:01] tumbleweed works on ibid [14:01] g2g.. cheers peepz [14:01] magespawn: not nearly enough [14:01] NeVeR_: dont be a chicken now. hehe [14:01] Kilos appears to have fled the country during the night [14:01] hah your name is on the list though [14:02] lol [14:02] he thorughs the gauntlet and then runs away [14:03] Sir NeVer_ the true, Sir NeVer_ the brave, Sir NeVer who ran away. [14:04] magespawn: you should be the bot script writer. haha [14:04] eish nev [14:04] para-phrased from a gorgotten realms game. [14:04]