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GirlyGirlAnyone knows where we will be able to live stream the opening ceremony online?05:47
soreauHm, that would be cool. When does it start, about ~20 hours from now?06:04
christelmorning06:42
GirlyGirlchristel: hi06:42
GirlyGirlchristel: You wouldn't by any chance know where I can livestream the opening ceremony would you?06:43
christelhihi i have no idea06:43
diploMorning all07:01
diploFirst time back swimming this morning on my own, oh my....07:01
* diplo may have got a little unfit07:02
diplo!07:02
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Dave2bigcalm, I defrosted a herman I froze in February and it's still alive07:37
* dwatkins wanders in07:49
dwatkinsWhat is a herman, Dave2?07:50
popeymorning07:50
popeyhttp://www.hermanthegermanfriendshipcake.com/07:50
dwatkinsaha thanks, popey07:51
dwatkinsI was wondering which entry on wikipedia to choose07:51
diplodwatkins: I came to the same conclusion and gave up :D07:53
christelDave2: \o/07:55
christelCOFFEE O CLOCK!08:04
matttwow, just saw that irish guy from the IT crowd at the back of the office08:05
christel\o/08:07
bigcalmGoooooooooood Friday morning peeps :)08:15
GirlyGirlAnyone here going to the olympics opening cermony?08:18
matttnot i08:23
* bigcalm is glad to live a very long way away from it all08:25
bigcalmSneezing isn't meant to give me goose bumps. What gives?08:28
diplobigcalm: sitemap.xml or Sitemap.xml or does it not matter for Google/search engines?08:28
diploNot found a good answer yet, guessing i may find one here :)08:28
diploOr my google foo sucks today, which is more likely08:28
bigcalmdiplo: in my experience, file name are always better off lowercase and without spaces08:29
bigcalmSaves a lot of hassle08:29
diployeah, I always do the same.. I didn't create the last one but it was uppercase and threw me a little08:30
bigcalmIf the existing one works, then it doesn't matter08:31
bigcalmBut they are two different files as far as the filesystem is concerned08:32
diployeah, not sure so updated anyhoo and yeah but i was wondering on the search engine front, if it was me i'd be searching for both but couldn't find confirmation08:32
diploie a case insensitive search for sitemap.xml08:32
diploAnd my left click on mouse has stopped working since recent update on 12.04, well not working properly rather than not working.. anyone any ideas on how to debug mouse issues ?08:33
gordcould it not be the hardware?08:34
diploCould be, but happened straight after an update this morning.. maybe a coincidence but im doubting it08:34
diploIt clicks on the unity applications to launch, but can't select on anything anywhere else08:35
diploSo I'd say, application rather than hardware08:35
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bigcalmdiplo: you could create a symlink from one to the other08:37
bigcalmCover your bases08:37
diploGood call bigcalm, hadn't crossed my mind08:40
oimon1forgot to change my updates server back after specifying one manually to perform an update..500 updates now required, and hopefully i can install stuff again :D08:40
diploAnd gord, seems to be a unity issue as Cinnamon works fine.08:41
diploheh oimon108:41
oimon1cinnamon \o/08:42
JamesTaitIs it really...? It is! Happy Friday, everyone! :-D08:43
bigcalm:D08:43
* bigcalm goes back to sleep08:43
sophtpawhi08:45
AlanBellmorning all08:45
bigcalmHowdy AlanBell08:46
diploMorning AlanBell08:48
brobostigongood morning everyone.08:51
njaHello08:53
njagood morning08:53
livingdaylightgood day08:53
brobostigonmorning nja and livingdaylight08:53
livingdaylightquestion: I'm running xfce on a laptop. I presumed that the lighter the window manager the less the laptop would have to work, which in turn, I further presumed, equals a cool laptop. Can anyone confirm this hypothesis?08:54
njaYAY! My Java code works!08:54
njaKinda!08:54
livingdaylightI previously tried kde and gnome and my feeling is that xfce is making this laptop run hotter than either and considerably heavier window managers, kde and gnome. kde seemed to make my laptop run the coolest. Would appreciate some feedback and advice - thank you08:54
diploI guess pretty much livingdaylight08:55
diploGPU has to render more, makes it hotter etc08:55
livingdaylighti installed powertop but don't know how to interpret the information08:55
livingdaylightdiplo, something along those lines is what I figured too; makes sense. So, why would xfce make turn this laptop into a hot brick?08:56
diploTried just running top and seeing what processes are using cpu ?08:56
popeyyou're jumping to conclusions08:56
popeyfirst try and see what is eating cpu/gpu08:57
popeyrather than assume it's the desktop environment08:57
diploWhat he said, albeit on this laptop i went back to windows as what ever hacks i tried i couldn't stop the fans going08:57
diploAre you sure it's hot, or that fan control isn't working correctly08:57
diplo?08:57
livingdaylightnot sure about anything, except that this is abnormally hot08:58
livingdaylightI got conky running and nothing seems to be eating up cpu voraciously08:59
popeyI'd kill conky for a start08:59
livingdaylightk08:59
diployep me to08:59
popeyupdating the screen with vital statistics every second or so is going to run the cpu more than not08:59
livingdaylightseems to be chewing up less than a 1% of cpu though according to its panel09:00
njayay! Health bars working, now to add credits and stuff09:00
njaah, forget it, I did something today.09:00
livingdaylightok, killed conky09:00
popeylivingdaylight, open a terminal, make it full screen, and run 'top'09:00
popeysee what's at the top of the list09:00
popeyalso, what apps do you have running?09:01
popeybrowser etc?09:01
livingdaylightpopey, firefox, transmission, xchat09:05
livingdaylighthttp://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/690/topxv.png/09:07
livingdaylightdon't know what plugin-containe is, anyone?09:08
popeydoesnt look busy to me09:08
popeyalthough I am not surprised a machine gets hot if it's running transmission for a while09:08
livingdaylightno, could be a lot busier and with this going i would expect it way cooler09:08
popeywhat type of machine is it?09:08
livingdaylightI had the lid closed for ages and when I came back to it, it was still very warm09:09
livingdaylightAcer Aspire TimelineX 4830t09:09
popeyit was on, with the lid closed, running stuff?09:09
AlanBellmine gets hot with the lid closed, it insulates it09:09
livingdaylightused to run super cool on windows which is why i chose it. It ran fairly cool on kde, warmer with gnome and HOT with xfce09:10
directhexit's that time again!09:10
* directhex moos09:10
livingdaylightAlanBell, shouldn't it hibernate and effectively be doing nothing?09:10
popeysleep, not hibernate09:10
popeyby default yes, but some apps supress that09:10
AlanBelloh, depends what it is doing, but if I leave it doing stuff (not sleeping) it gets warm09:11
popeyprobably transmission supressed the suspend09:11
livingdaylightok, sleep. I don't know the distinctions between hibernate, suspend and sleep09:11
popeysuspend = sleep = suspend to ram09:11
livingdaylightpopey, didn't have transmission on then09:11
popeyhibernate = suspend to disk09:11
livingdaylightseems the plugin-containe is used by FF to help it stop crashing09:17
gordplugin-container = flash09:17
gordand yes if you have flash running somewhere, it will destroy your power management ;)09:18
popey+109:19
livingdaylightstill. odd how differently it performs from one os to another even though i may be using all the same apps09:20
diploBeen using same OS but different DE's livingdaylight ?09:21
diploOr totally different os's ?09:21
* brobostigon unboxes his nexus7.09:24
* brobostigon sings happy birthday song, to himself.09:24
diploGrr brobostigon :)09:24
brobostigon:)09:25
livingdaylightdiplo, yes. kubuntu, ubuntu and xubuntu. Obviously, I had windows running on here first09:25
christelHAPPY BIRTHDAY brobostigon <309:27
brobostigonthank you christel :)09:27
diploSo same OS, so the only different you have has been the DE's09:27
livingdaylightgord most people use flash and pc's are there to do that, work hard. It doesnt' explain why it runs this hot constantly, even when not using flash. I don't know what the variable is, but it runs differently under different os's even linux ones09:28
christeli would sing, but then you'd all leave irc forever :(09:28
diploheh, wouldn't we need a hangout/mumble for that christel ?09:29
livingdaylightchristel, no, go ahead sing! a la marilyn monroe ;)09:29
DJonesOn an olumpic theme, I like the advert in one of the papers today https://p.twimg.com/AyyyMruCAAANWcg.jpg:large09:29
popey           ,,,,,09:30
popey          _|||||_09:30
popey         {~*~*~*~}09:30
popey       __{*~*~*~*}__09:30
popey      `-------------`09:30
popey Happy Birthday brobostigon09:30
christeldiplo: GOOD POINT! lets do that right now09:30
christellivingdaylight: hahaha09:30
brobostigonthank you popey :)09:30
livingdaylightapparently security guards, or whatever they are, have been telling people not to use their cameras09:31
livingdaylighthttp://www.independent.co.uk/sport/olympics/put-your-camera-away-security-guards-offer-glimpse-of-olympic-enforcers-7670707.html09:32
gordfirst time i was in dallas there was some cool art piece next to some tall buildings so friends i was with started taking pictures of it, security guard came out and told us we aren't allowed..09:33
gordhe seemed like he hated having to tell us that09:33
livingdaylightyou get the ones who hate having to enforce stupd rules, and are "just doing their job" and then there are also the opposite versions. the overzealous thugs-by-nature exercising their new-found power to enforce laws that don't even exist. Either way its absurd09:35
livingdaylightWe actually got gifted a couple tickets to see usa and france play basketball this Sunday. Should be fun once we get past airport security :)09:37
AlanBellwell I can tell you that the event services team have specifically been trained that people taking photos is great, but people bringing 3 foot lenses and huge tripods should probably be on a press pass09:37
livingdaylightg4s and proplerly-trained personel probably don't fit together in the same sentence09:39
livingdaylight"The five photographers were standing on public property outside the Olympic Stadium on Saturday but were forcibly prevented from taking photos by guards who claimed it was forbidden from where they were standing. Only a week earlier, senior police officials had assured photographers that private security guards have no extra powers to clamp down on photography."09:39
MartijnVdSThe Netherlands now wants the 2028 Olympics :(09:43
* popey points and laughs09:44
czajkowskiwhy on earth would a place *want* the olympics!09:45
czajkowskimadness09:45
christelNAURA <309:45
czajkowskichristel: herrro09:45
MartijnVdSczajkowski: The crown prince is an IOC member.09:46
christel<309:46
MartijnVdSor used to be anyway09:46
* czajkowski had the mothership calling me yesterday wondering why the shopping center had been evacuated 09:47
MartijnVdSczajkowski: my brother was there, he said the evacuation wasn't a big success09:47
czajkowskimade news though09:48
MartijnVdSczajkowski: "bomb threat", he said09:48
christeloh my09:48
MartijnVdSAlso, https://twitter.com/RonaldvdStreek/status/22847285523344179309:48
czajkowskiMartijnVdS: yes and my mother knows I live close to that shopping center so she in turn then freaked09:49
christelhrm i have been contemplating breakfast for about two hours.. maybe i should make some09:49
christeli am thinking smoked salmon and scrambled eggs09:49
MartijnVdSScrambled salmon and smoked eggs09:49
christelyes!09:50
popeyMartijnVdS, your brother is funny09:50
popeyhe got the sense of humour gene huh? :)09:50
MartijnVdSpopey: Maybe.. :)09:50
* popey had poached eggs on toast for brekkie09:50
popeynyom09:50
christelnom!09:50
MartijnVdSbut.. it's lunch o'clock!09:52
MartijnVdSalmost09:52
popeyyou and your crazy timezones09:53
bigcalmMorning10:03
knightwi1eexit10:03
davmor2Morning all10:05
bigcalmWould be nice if somebody brought me breakfast10:06
* bigcalm makes do with coffee and paracetamol10:07
christeli changed my mind, i am having salami on toasted rye bread and HOT CHOCOLATE10:07
christelomnom!10:07
bigcalmYum10:07
christelyus, tasty! the salty salami vs the sweet chocolate == morning bliss! \o10:10
davmor2ewwww10:18
bigcalmUnity? http://cheezburger.com/644095411210:22
bigcalmIs it wrong that I've seen a non-geek try to use a closing tag in a facebook status, but got it wrong? "<\sarcasam>" oh dear10:26
bigcalmIs it wrong that it has made me cringe, is what I mean to put10:27
njaI cringed when you posted that10:27
AlanBelleww10:28
njaCan someone please explain to me what this means and why it isn't an IP Address.10:28
nja~nja@cpc17-duns6-2-0-cust206.9-3.cable.virginmedia.com10:28
bigcalm!fqdn10:29
bigcalmAww10:29
bigcalmGoogle fqdn10:29
AlanBellthat is a reverse lookup10:29
AlanBell!cloak10:29
lubotu3To get any kind of cloak (ubuntu member or any other kind) you first need to set up your nick as detailed in this FAQ: http://freenode.net/faq.shtml#nicksetup -  For Ubuntu member cloaks, ask in #ubuntu-irc and provide your launchpad page, for unaffiliated ones, ask in #freenode.10:29
njaThanks @bigcalm10:29
AlanBellask in #freenode to get a cloak to hide the address10:30
nja@AlanBell What does this mean then?10:31
njaand my nickname is already setup10:31
christelnja: basically if you would rather have a hostname cloak (spoof) to hide your ip/host whilst connected to irc you can request one in #freenode :)10:35
nja@christel What do I need to say?10:35
czajkowskinja: this isn;t twitter no need to @ nicks just say their name is enough10:36
nja@czajakowski What does everyone have against @ signs.  I prefer it as it makes it clear that it's refering to a nickname.10:37
JohnRoberthello10:37
christelczajkowski: it's the nick completion in his irc client! ;)10:37
christelnja: well, you can just ask for an unaffiliated cloak or, if you are an ubuntu member you can request a ubuntu one through ubuntu :)10:37
JohnRobertanyone know where raid array info is stored on hard disks with linux software raid?10:38
JohnRobertparititon table?10:38
brobostigonor buy a dns, and setup reverse dns.10:38
nja@christel I'm actually kinda fine with it.  It isn't a big security risk is it?10:38
czajkowskinja: you dont need it, it's silly to see on irc and saying a persons name already highlights it10:38
diploJohnRobert: mdadm can give you details10:39
diploNot sure what you are after10:39
JohnRobertI've gotten in a right pickle10:39
christelnja: not really no, they are certainly used more for vanity purposes than anything else :)10:39
JohnRobertI'm trying to recover data off a 3tb hard disk from a WD mybook live10:39
JohnRobertI think I've just about fixed the partition table10:39
diploI'm not an expert, but do use it, mdadm -D can print details about your software raid10:39
diploooh, sounds fun10:40
JohnRobertor ruined it.. it's impossible to be sure10:40
JohnRobertyeah, unfortunately WD seem hell bent on using raid on just one disk10:40
JohnRobertno idea why, but it makes life far more difficult10:40
diploI was about to say, isn't the WD a single disc setup10:40
JohnRobertalso I have all the fun of funny sector sizes10:40
JohnRobertit is in this case10:40
JohnRobertwd mybook live 3tb one disk edition10:41
JohnRobertbasically the controller got killed in a thunderstorm about a year ago10:41
JohnRobertstrangely enough the hard disk was still spinning, so I ripped it out and it *works*10:42
diploWD Sharespace what you were using ?10:43
diploIf so there is a tutorial on the wdc community site10:43
JohnRobertI've never heard of sharespace10:43
bigcalmnja: it's more normal for nick completion to end with a : or ,10:43
njabigcalm: OK fine then, I just prefered it.10:44
bigcalmnja: having a @ in front of nicks is just going to get you more hassle :)10:44
bigcalmnja: do whatever you wish. There are no rules about it :)10:44
njabigcalm: I don't get the problem with it!10:44
christelhehe10:45
bigcalmnja: you might not, but other people do ;)10:45
diploa10:45
christelpeople, that's the problem -- we don't like change.. it unsettles us ;)10:45
njaAnother thing I don't get is why Virgin Media can't have a functioning website.10:45
diplohttp://community.wdc.com/t5/WD-ShareSpace/HOWTO-Recover-files-from-a-RAID-1-mirrored-drive-when-the/td-p/13844810:45
bigcalmchristel: stop on :D10:45
bigcalmchristel: and spot on10:45
christelhehe10:46
* bigcalm sighs and goes back to his code10:46
MartijnVdShmmm code10:46
JohnRobertdiplo, it's not mirrored10:49
JohnRobertraid0 I think..10:49
JohnRobertit's just one hard disk10:49
njaSo can my FQDN be used instead of an ip addresss, like for connecting to servers and stuff?10:49
JohnRobertplus I remember when I was using it it reported 3tb ish free space10:50
bigcalmnja: that's what you do when you go to a website URL such as google.com10:50
diploraid0 can't be done one one disc?10:50
bigcalmnja: the web browser looks up the IP address that google.com points at and then goes there10:50
JohnRobertanyone know what the opposite of mdadm's --create is?10:50
nja@bigcalm What I don't understand is WHY I see that instead of my IP Address.10:51
* diplo thinks wd have some very weird setup10:51
JohnRobertdiplo, they do10:51
njaSorry, gonna take a while to break the @ habit10:51
JohnRobertit's utterly pointless.. just laziness so they don't have to alter the way it works for 2 disk version I think10:51
bigcalmnja: because that's how the IRC servers are set to operate10:51
nja@bigcalm I need technical details10:51
bigcalmnja: then I suggest you search for information on how IRC servers work :)10:52
davmor2nja: Why you don't need tech details at all10:52
brobostigoni am impressed with the nexus7, it is very smooth, and impressed with the graphics.10:52
njadavmor2: Cause I am just that sad10:53
diploJohnRobert: There is bound to be others that have had the same issue10:53
diplomodel number maybe and can have a google around ?10:53
popeyAlanBell, just popped to the butchers. bought some mexican spicy sausages, some normal sausages, a rack of ribs and some of their burgers10:54
czajkowskidavmor2: *PROD*10:54
czajkowskipopey: oh yummy!!!!10:54
popeyribs are currently in the slow cooker in a home made bbq sauce10:54
czajkowskihmm wonder what time train to get down tomorrow10:54
popeyso just need warming/crisping on the bbq tomorrow10:54
JohnRobertdiplo, the 3tb one isn't quite that popular10:54
davmor2czajkowski: Prod you talking and everything ;)10:54
czajkowskiAlanBell: can you sms me your address please10:54
JohnRobertit seems most people gave up trying to mount it10:54
davmor2brb10:54
czajkowskipopey: oh interesting, we have a slow cooker never thought of adding ribs in there10:55
czajkowskigreat call10:55
popeyyeah, only downside is the house smells lovely for 5 hours10:55
oimon1working from home is stressful man10:55
popeyso if I don't bring any tomorrow you know why10:55
* popey doesn't think so10:56
christelhehe10:56
* popey just popped to the butchers on an early lunch and swung past the park where the kids were playing10:56
oimon1popey: thats cos you don't work for a shambolic organisation10:56
popeycan't do that at work :)10:56
* popey holds his tongue10:56
oimon1been trying to remote desktop into some servers that should have beeen sorted out months ago10:56
oimon1poindering giving up for the day10:57
oimon1already 3 hrs behind and feeling uptight10:57
popeywhereas I have completed testing of new unity on 3 machines sat in front of me \o/10:58
TwinkletoesI want to allow users to upload files using scp, which means allowing shell access.  How would I contain them to their home directory so they can't look at any other directories/files on teh system?10:58
* czajkowski loves working from home, washing all done, caugh up on some shores. Working away and will go for a walk in the park at lunchtime and come back via the shops getting lunch10:58
oimon1in other news, i got an email about the gnome screen lock bug that is fixed :D10:58
MartijnVdSTwinkletoes: There is a "scp only" tool, that + pam_chroot should keep people in their ~10:59
oimon1popey: 5.16 ?10:59
JohnRobertTwinkletoes10:59
JohnRobertI JUST wrote a blog post on that10:59
oimon16?10:59
JohnRobertyesterday10:59
JohnRoberthttp://john-hunt.com10:59
JohnRobertwhat a coincidence10:59
MartijnVdSTwinkletoes: $ apt-cache show rssh10:59
JohnRobertmy way is easier :p11:00
popeyoimon, no, an update for precise11:00
popeydon't think it'll be 5.1611:00
TwinkletoesMartijnVdS: Sounds perfect, thank you!11:00
TwinkletoesJohnRobert: Reading your blog post nowm, thank you too!11:00
JohnRobertyeah, I've played around quite a bit.. I'm not sure my way is the most secure though11:01
davmor2popey: What fool took the software-updater out of the system indicator?11:01
njaYay I finally got Virgin Media to give me free Spotify Premium!11:01
JohnRobertspotify :/11:01
njaNow to cache the entire internets11:01
oimon1davmor2: is that why i can't seem to hide that stupid pop up ?11:01
Laneynja: how do you go about that?11:02
Laney"pay more money"11:02
nja@Laney Lots of harddrives11:02
Laneyno. the spotify11:02
nja@Laney it's included in my package apparently11:02
davmor2Laney: there was an email about it from VM11:03
njaTime for more Teddybearkmusiks!11:03
Laneyyeah, I don't think I get it11:03
davmor2Laney: I'm on XL across the board11:04
oimon1dear helpdesk , i am working @ home today, please can you sort it. reply: please can you come to the helpdesk to sort it11:04
* nja highfives davmor211:04
Laneyyou need some kind of bundle11:05
Laneyi only have internets11:05
davmor2Laney: that's probably why11:05
JohnRobertEXT4-fs (sdb4): bad block size 6553611:05
Laneyoh well11:05
JohnRobert>:/11:05
JohnRobertI think that the kernel just doesn't support funny block sizes by default11:06
JohnRobertor something weird like that11:06
JohnRoberthttp://pastebin.com/rgiR6XMf11:06
JohnRoberthere's my partition table11:06
popeydavmor2, really?11:07
davmor2popey: yeap11:07
popeydavmor2, doesn't it only appear if there are updates?11:07
oimon1davmor2: if you manage to hide the popunder thing i'll give you an internet high 511:08
davmor2popey: on +1 I like to check each morning before random updates through the day have chance to break it11:08
popeyneat11:10
njaOK, Gonna play Deux Ex Now11:11
davmor2popey: it used to be click top right hit the software-updater let it check and install,  now unless you run it manually, you have to go to about this computer, wait for that to show and then click on the install updates button which then starts software-updater11:11
njaNo pinging me please11:11
davmor2popey: p.s. that's if about this computer actually says there are update available it lies11:12
popeynja, ok11:12
popeydavmor2, or just press super and type "up"11:12
popeyits the first hit11:12
bigcalmnja: will try not to11:12
popeybigcalm, good man, nja will appreciate that11:12
nja3 pings11:13
davmor2popey: indeed as I said unless you start it manually11:13
* bigcalm and popey appear to be trolling nja11:13
popeyhowever you start it, you're starting it manually11:13
popeyunless it's already started as oimon indicated11:13
davmor2bigcalm: hey come on nja said no pings play nice11:13
bigcalmdavmor2: well, nja needs to learn not to tell us to not do something :P11:14
* bigcalm stops for a bit11:14
popeynja has indeed underestimated this channel11:14
popeydavmor2, so i looked at the changelog for indicator-session and dont see the change11:15
czajkowskinja: will eventually learn11:15
popeywonder if it's in update-notifier11:15
TwinkletoesMartijnVdS: rssh looks perfect, except that I also need to offer ftp access to this box, and it doesn't allow ftp login :(11:16
davmor2popey: in quantal I see, About this Computer, Ubuntu Help, System Settings, Lock, Sessions, Log out..., suspend, restart, switch off11:16
popeysame here11:17
bigcalmLunch time!11:17
davmor2popey: It happened when the new menu got rolled out :)11:18
JohnRobertDisk /dev/sdb - 3000 GB / 2794 GiB - CHS 364801 255 6311:21
JohnRobertAnalyse cylinder  2968/364800: 00%11:21
JohnRobert:(11:21
popeydavmor2 new menu?11:23
popeyi should probably restart my session now and then11:23
davmor2popey: yeap it merged sessions and system11:24
popeyoh that, thats been like it for a while11:24
davmor2menu==indicator sorry11:24
popeybut system updaterererer has been in the menu and only left recently11:24
davmor2popey: Pass I noticed it gone about 3-5 days ago and thought it was deliberate11:25
nja5 pings11:27
njaAnyway done now11:27
davmor2nja: Never say never on this channel it will bite you ;)11:28
njadavmor2: Like Justin Bieber?11:28
davmor2nja: if Justin Bieber bites you get photo's you'll be rich in no time :D11:29
njadavmor2: Repeat for infinate moneys!11:30
njaTell you what I'm gonna do11:30
njaWhen this Virgin Media Spotift thing runs out.  I'm gonna download all my tracks and just use Spotify as the player.11:30
njaBy download I mean legally of course.  ... .......11:31
njaIt's like streaming, but to my harddrive, not the RAM.11:32
JohnRoberthmm11:39
JohnRobertright, I think the issue is I need to mount this ext4 fs that has a 65536byte block size11:40
JohnRobertand normal kernels don't support that11:40
JohnRobertanyone know anything about that?11:40
JohnRobertis there a clever value I can pass to /proc somewhere?11:40
JohnRobertgleh11:42
JohnRobertgotta recompile kernel11:42
JohnRobert:/11:42
czajkowskiTo bring some fun to you lives: step 1  open a browser of your choice, 2 go to google.  3 Type in askew11:58
czajkowski4 laugh :)11:58
njaczajkowski: That company on the right must get some good free advertising!12:05
JohnRobertare there any live distros with a page size > 4k?12:06
KungFuPandahi, one of my server, xorg process take out 60% cpu, how do I know that it is doing ?12:13
KungFuPandait is desktop, but it is not normal right?, it should less than 10%12:13
davmor2KungFuPanda: why do you xorg running on a server12:14
KungFuPandadavmor2, gui server, got desktop12:14
davmor2KungFuPanda: if it is an actual server it might be that the GFX card is crap and the processor is having to do all the work maybe just a guess though12:15
KungFuPandadavmor2, en, maybe, it is very old box, got a single core amd 2800+ cpu, maybe gcard crap as well12:17
davmor2KungFuPanda: that is just a guess though12:17
KungFuPandadavmor2, how to check what gcard I got on it ?12:18
JohnRobertlspci12:18
* davmor2 off to lunch KungFuPanda what he said ^ :)12:19
KungFuPandathanks, is this crap gcard ?  http://paste.ubuntu.com/1113676/12:20
JohnRobertahhh12:21
JohnRobertsis12:21
JohnRobertI used to have one of those12:21
JohnRobertthey're not very good.12:21
JohnRobertI believe it may have been in my shuttle pc12:22
JohnRobertiirc I had issues with the driver12:22
JohnRobertbut that was with a kernel that is now about 6 or 7 years old at a guess12:22
JohnRobertcan't remember but there may have been a much better proprietary driver for it12:23
JohnRobertworth a google12:23
MartijnVdSNot for recent Xorg versions12:24
MartijnVdSIntel is where it's at12:24
KungFuPandawhich line is the gcard information, is it the last line ? or first line ?12:26
MartijnVdSKungFuPanda: the one that says 'VGA compatible controller'12:26
KungFuPandathx12:27
directhexmoo12:29
directhexyikes, SiS12:29
directhexi had a SiS card as an undergrad12:29
bigcalmSomebody needs to take this bag of Maltesers off me :S12:36
* mattt takes them from bigcalm12:36
matttmmm12:36
christeli love maltesers, give 'em here12:54
christeli'll look after them12:54
* christel nods12:54
JohnRobertdon't tempt me12:55
JohnRobert:/12:55
JohnRobertI'm getting fat these days12:55
* bigcalm eyes his bed12:56
christelyour BED?12:57
christelit is only 2pm!12:58
christeli am having a liquid lunch today O/12:58
oimon1pregnant wife wanted mcD's so i had to help her13:00
christelhehe13:03
diploLiquid lunch again christel!13:04
diploAlright for some!13:04
christelhehe13:07
christelfigured i had better practise before tomorrow ;)13:07
bigcalmGrr :P13:08
christel:D13:09
christelOH YES SO BIGCALM WE'RE HAVING THIS AMAZING BBQ TOMORROW13:09
christelthere will be lots of BEAUTIFUL AWESOME LOVELY PEOPLE13:09
christel:P13:09
dogmatic69new linkedin looks very microsoft13:09
popeyaaargh13:13
popeymy kitchen smells of bbq ribs13:13
bigcalmWill they make it to the BBQ?13:13
popeythey may13:13
christelhehe13:22
davmor2popey: bigcalm, on precise now in software center is an app that might interest you, it's called mc-launch it installs MC and installs mods too :)13:24
bigcalmDoes it work correctly?13:24
DJonesdavmor2: Have you got a link for that13:25
njaOh yea, you're all going to be at the BBQ I can't go to :(13:26
davmor2bigcalm: I don't know that's why I directed MC players at it13:26
bigcalm:)13:26
AlanBellafternoon13:26
DJonesdavmor2: Doesn't show up on packages.ubuntu at the minute13:26
davmor2DJones: it's not in the repos it's a for purchase app13:27
DJonesRight13:27
jpdsDidn't know davmor2 was in sales.13:27
davmor2DJones: A massive $2.99 iirc13:27
bigcalmdavmor2: if it's pay-for, I don't see it taking off13:28
bigcalmI could be wrong13:28
bigcalmAs MC is already something you have to pay for13:28
jpdsbigcalm: Of course it will, it's got launch in the name.13:28
DJonesMaybe $2.99 is worth it if it gives you a propery launcher in the unity bar13:28
davmor2bigcalm: you'll be surprised13:29
njaI think we should make a pertition asking Mojang for better Ubuntu support.13:29
davmor2DJones: it's more that it enables you to get java installed, MC installed and any mods in place with easy, more than unity integration13:30
christelafternoon AlarmBell13:30
popeyway!13:30
popeyer13:30
popeywat!13:30
DJonesdavmor2: Ah so its automatix for minecraft :)13:30
popeyI'm not paying 2.99 for an app that can't even spell "Java"13:31
davmor2DJones: indeed13:31
davmor2popey: he was just removing the importance away from java :P13:31
bigcalmI think Java is fairly important to run MC13:32
davmor2popey: he splet it right in the App13:32
davmor2spelt even13:32
bigcalmHaha13:33
popeybut not in the screenshot13:33
popey(and yes, ironic)13:33
njaI paid for Minecraft and I'm not going to pay for a launcher.13:34
popeyditto13:36
bigcalmdavmor2: see, this proves my point13:36
popeywhen i want to run minecraft I actually open a terminal and do:-13:36
popeycd Games/Minecraft13:36
popeyjava -jar minecraft.jar13:36
popey_every_ time13:36
popey:)13:37
davmor2yet if it was the ipad or android you would happily pay you can't win can you :D13:37
bigcalmNot really13:37
DJonesdavmor2: On Android, I just touch the Minecraft Icon13:37
gorda launcher that handles mods for you is something worth paying for surely?13:38
gordif you want to use mods13:38
bigcalmI'm so vanilla that I haven't even skinned my Steve13:38
popeydavmor2, the ipad or android dont have the problem13:38
davmor2:)  bigcalm popey to be honest you possibly aren't the target audience :)  but I thought I'd let you know about it :)13:38
bigcalmdavmor2: thank you :)13:39
njaSo, what are our opinions on Steam for Linux?13:40
davmor2in this heat who needs steam13:41
christelsteamy enough already eh?13:41
bigcalmOh, a sauna followed by shower would be nice13:41
christelnja: i'm not much of a gamer so it's quite irrelevant to me, but on a more general level i think it is Good and hopefully something which will contribute to linux becoming the choice for your more average user :)13:42
davmor2christel: with your constant taunting of CAKE how can it not be steamy enough :D13:43
nja@christel What about issues with the Software Centre?13:43
njaConflictions and etc.13:43
christeli am sure they will be fixed, i have great confidence in stuff being fixed ;)13:44
christeldavmor2: steamy cake? ;)13:44
bigcalmThis is why it's starting on Ubuntu. Lots of things to iron out13:44
njaSo long as Tribes Ascend runs, I'm sold.13:45
jacobwapt problem13:52
davmor2jacobw: What?13:53
jacobwi removed a package from X number of servers using clusterssh, which really small terminals, the postrm script calls debconf which uses dialogue and quits in really small windows13:53
jacobwso I want to go through X number of servers and remove the package with a normally sized terminal13:54
jacobwi guess i need to stop the hung process, reinstall the package and try again13:55
Azelphurthis is pretty awesome, lockergnome got his dad ("typical user") to try Windows 8, he ended up totally confused and frustrated and the video ended with "They tryin' to drive me to Mac?!"14:28
Azelphurcouple days later he dropped dad on Ubuntu, dives straight in14:28
jacobwnormal people are ruining linux for the rest of us :P14:28
ali1234really14:28
Azelphurhaha14:28
Azelphurjacobw: imo, Einsteins "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough" applies to software design14:29
Azelphurthere's no reason a OS can't be simple while retaining all the fancy functionality, Ubuntu does quite a good job of fitting into that box14:30
jacobwubuntu isn't an OS14:30
ali1234no it doesn't14:31
Azelphurjacobw: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ubuntu_(operating_system)14:31
Azelphurfeel free to correct wikipedia :P14:32
jacobwi think that'd last not very long14:46
JohnRobertI think win8 is actually very usable14:51
JohnRobertfor most normal people14:51
JohnRobertmost people I know who just want a web browser14:52
JohnRobertubuntu is an OS isn't it?14:52
JohnRobertlinux is the kernel14:52
JohnRobertubuntu is the OS14:52
jacobwOS doesn't really mean anything14:53
jacobwjust 'that thing'14:53
JohnRobertoperating system14:53
JohnRobertit's what you interface with14:53
jacobwthe interface is what you interface with :)14:53
TwinkletoesIf I use ssh-keygen, and copy the public key for putty to use in Windows, it's not compatible.  Can I create a public/private key pair that is compatible with OpenSSH and putty, when using ssh-keygen?14:58
popeywhy would you want to?15:04
popeysurely each machine should have its own key15:04
jacobwi think you want to copy the private key to windows and the public key to the server15:06
Twinkletoesjacobw: Oops, my bad - yes your'e right :)15:07
diploTwinkletoes: Open puttygen and load the public key in there and then copy and paste that15:09
diplothe contents of the file differ, don't know why not looked into it15:09
Twinkletoesdiplo: Yeah, puttygen can save the key in putty format, but WinSCP (for eaxmple) can't use the private key as it is in openssh format15:10
Twinkletoesdiplo: I was trying to create a key which could be used by both putty (and related progs) and openssh15:10
diploah okay15:10
Twinkletoesdiplo: I borked my first question, sorry about that15:10
diploI came into it late as well15:11
diploAnd popey, I know it's probably best practise but do you create a new key for every server ?15:11
jacobwno15:11
jacobwi think he means that each server should have it's own host keys15:12
popeyno i am talking about the client15:12
popeyno15:12
popeyi am saying don't copy the client key around, but ssh-keygen on each one15:12
jacobw:)15:12
TwinkletoesWhats the easiest way of handling openssh and putty format keys?15:13
TwinkletoesI can convert, but it's just a PITA15:14
jacobwi'm sure there's a key format support by both15:14
jacobwit might be the wrapping that's problem15:15
Twinkletoesopenssh/putty key formats... I installed putty-tools from the repos (which contains puttygen), then just "puttygen >openssh-keyfile> -O private -o <output-file>" which creates a putty-compatible private key file15:48
Twinkletoes:)15:49
oimon1my cinnamon menu isn't showing (m)any entries, any ideas? http://ubuntuone.com/7EC1QELBZz20PbNjzd1XUy16:00
yothsoggothoimon1, use xfce ;). But seriously, have you used it for a while and it's only just stopped showing entries, or has it never shown any since installing?16:05
oimon1on this pc i used to have it installed via svn, but now i'm using newer package16:06
oimon1not sure if thre's some old cruft lying around, despite the make uninstall16:06
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oimon1yothsoggoth: hey you fixed it :D16:09
yothsoggothI did?16:09
oimon1i ctrl-alt-f1 and did a purge, then a reinstall, then cinnamon --replace and all works, without even losing my session16:09
yothsoggothnice :D16:10
oimon1cinnamon is what gnome2 should have been :P16:10
ali1234no it isn't, cinnamon breaks multimonitor support16:11
oimon1by breaks, do you mean "works" :P16:11
oimon1works for me on nvidia :D16:11
ali1234by breaks i mean you can't put any panel on another monitor at all16:11
oimon1in expo mode?16:11
oimon1or normal use?16:11
ali1234in any kind of use16:12
oimon1shame, works lovely here16:12
ali1234the same goes for anything based on gnome shell16:12
popey<oimon1> cinnamon is what gnome2 should have been :P16:12
oimon1i have it installed as my main DE on my 4 PCs now16:12
popeywhat does that even mean?16:12
oimon1popey: the gnome 2 style DE, but with more friendly systray and expo mode etc, and searchable menu16:13
ali1234what is expo mode?16:13
popeyso you mean, what GNOME3 should have been?16:13
ali1234you mean the confusing shell-game inspired window switching method employed by unity and OS X?16:14
oimon1well, i mean the features gnome2 should have been adding without drastically changing the way of doing things16:14
oimon1ali1234: or the desktop wall mode where you can show a wall of virtual desktops16:15
yothsoggothI like cinammon but find it slightly to buggy for me to bother with constant use atm. I have it installed on my main pc, but reverted back to XFCE after constant crashes with cinammon16:15
ali1234i don't see a reason to use cinnamon, it's just aping gnome-panel, and not very well16:15
ali1234in the end it has all the same problems as gnome-shell16:15
oimon1gnome shell doesn't even let you switch apps16:16
oimon1without going into some overlay thing16:16
oimon1ali1234: i'm sure you would like cinnamon if you quite liked gnome216:17
ali1234neither lets you switch apps at all if they aren't on the primary monitor16:17
ali1234in fact they both act as if those apps don't exist at all16:18
yothsoggothI don't mind gnome shell too much on my laptop, because I never use the mouse to switch apps or anything anyway, always alt+tab. But I couldn't stand it on my main pc, nor Unity.16:18
oimon1someting's wrong with your setup16:18
ali1234no, it is by design16:18
oimon1it's completely nomral here16:18
ali1234yu only have one monitor16:18
oimon1at work i have 216:18
ali1234so how do you put a panel on the second monitor then?16:18
oimon1you want the menu/apps/systray panel to spread across both monitors?16:19
ali1234i don't use gnome-panel with default settings - the defaults are rubbish if you have two monitors16:19
ali1234no16:19
ali1234i want independent window lists on each monitor16:19
ali1234and a start menu on each monitor16:19
ali1234essentially, if either monitor were turned off, i would be able to use the computer normally16:20
oimon1sounds a bit special, sounds like you want the 2 X server setup16:20
ali1234why would i want 2 X servers? then i can not drag windows between monitors16:20
yothsoggothali1234: What do you use? Sounds like a nice setup for multimonitors16:21
ali1234i use gnome-panel16:21
yothsoggothahh, as in "fallback mode" gnome-panel?16:22
ali1234yes16:22
ali1234https://plus.google.com/u/0/117474986382867317779/posts16:23
ali1234hmm16:23
yothsoggothI might have to give that try, sounds good for two monitors. It's surprising how ignorant all of the DEs are for decent multimonitor support16:23
ali1234https://plus.google.com/u/0/117474986382867317779/posts/82D6UjGZh6L16:23
ali1234that16:24
oimon1there is a request @ https://github.com/linuxmint/Cinnamon/issues/13016:25
ali1234gnome-shell can't even do half the stuff in that screenshot16:25
yothsoggothlooks good, just like <10.0416:25
ali1234not even with extensions16:25
ali1234oimon1: see also issue 104 like it says in comments16:25
ali1234https://github.com/linuxmint/Cinnamon/issues/10416:26
ali1234when they fix both those problems, gnome-shell might just about be usable on multimonitor16:26
oimon1because i'm on dekstop PC at work with 2 mons always on, this doesn't really arise16:27
oimon1for me16:27
ali1234so am i16:27
oimon1but i can see why you might want it16:27
ali1234it has nothing to do with turning the monitors off16:27
oimon1if you had a laptop, or projector16:27
ali1234if you put windows on the second monitor under gnome-shell, they appear on every desktop, and cannot be managed16:27
ali1234gnome-shell just acts like they don't exist at all16:28
ali1234i need a launcher and task list on every monitor because i run things fullscreen all the time16:28
ali1234and because it makes it easier to find windows16:29
ali1234it's much easier to switch to a window by going to the desktop it is on, then selecting it16:29
ali1234it's much easier that way than just getting blasted with a list of everything on the system in a random unorganized way16:29
ali1234which is what unity and gnome-shell do16:29
AzelphurHas anyone ever managed (or know how to) use an android tablet as a secondary monitor?17:22
njaI'm back!17:38
njapoor you guys.17:38
christelwelcome back nja \o/17:40
njachristel: :D17:41
njaIt's me and my DLLP IP thingy that I forgot the name of!17:41
christelhehe17:43
nja@christel What are you doing?17:45
njaI've finally got around to sorta do some work!17:45
Pendulumnja: it's friday. why would you do work?17:46
nja@Pendulum cause I ... erm... feel like it?17:46
Pendulumfair enough, just not used to folks sounding excited about work on a Friday evening17:47
nja@Pendulum It's sorta a personal project, so I don't mind17:48
njaMy friends and I are tring to set up somekind of a games company.17:48
christelnja: \o/ i am about to cook dinner :)17:49
nja@christel WOW U R SO LUCKY!17:49
njaI iz so jelly right now17:49
christelhaha17:50
Dave2christel, I AM ABOUT TO COOK HERMAN17:50
njahttps://www.facebook.com/pages/Sour-Cherry-Studios/254050217991937 is the link if anyone is interested.  I suck at facebook page owning.17:51
christelDave2: OH MY GOD THIS MAKES ME SO EXCITED17:52
MartijnVdSಠ_ಠ17:52
njaWE love Workin SO MUCH!17:52
christelDave2: i cant wait to try your hermen! ;)17:52
njaOH, I thought you typed German17:53
njaoops17:53
christelhahaha i should hope he's not cooking any germans!17:53
njaI think I can hear them in his frying pan17:53
christelscreaming :(17:54
Dave2I need to decide what's a sensible time for getting there17:54
njaOlympic Open Ceremony Tonight!17:54
njaWhat's the Olympics again?17:55
christelDave2: 7am!17:55
christelAlan would Appreciate that!17:56
njaHa17:56
njaIt's a bit far for me to travel :(17:56
Pendulumchristel: because of time difference g+ tells me it starts at 7AM17:57
njaSupper time for me now17:57
njaEnjoy your fried Germans.17:57
christelPendulum: PERFECT!17:57
christeli do love an early start! ;)17:58
davmor2bigcalm: I am now a fellow 407 sw owner :)18:01
JamesTaitRight-oh, time for me to call it a week.18:02
JamesTait'night all, have a great weekend!18:02
* JamesTait waves18:02
bigcalmdavmor2: good show :)18:02
alexcockellBBC coverage of the buildup started...18:05
MartijnVdSlong Benedict Cumberbatch monologue earlier18:10
christelJamesTait: \o have fun m'dear18:16
MartijnVdSDizzee Rascal now?18:17
jacobwMartijnVdS: monologue?18:23
MartijnVdSjacobw: he was talking to himself for 5 minutes18:28
MartijnVdSjacobw: I call that a monologue ;)18:28
njaHow were the Germans?18:39
Azelphuroh wow, xrandr scaling is awesome18:39
Azelphurrunning my netbook at 1080p, https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3832397/Photos/2012/July/IMG_20120727_193247.jpg https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3832397/Photos/2012/July/IMG_20120727_193503.jpg18:39
MartijnVdSAzelphur: orly :P18:39
Azelphur:D18:39
njaWow18:40
popeyhttp://img.izismile.com/img/img5/20120705/1000/classic_msdos_video_games_26.jpg18:40
Dave2christel, there's no such thing as 7AM18:42
Dave2everybody knows that18:42
AzelphurDave2++18:43
popey+118:43
popeyalso hello dave218:43
Dave2y helo thar18:43
jariflesup peeps18:44
njaHi Jari18:44
jariflehy bugeer18:44
jariflebugger18:44
jariflewindows is AMAZING18:45
* nja facepalms18:45
jariflewindows is AMAZING18:45
jariflewindows is AMAZING18:45
jariflewindows is AMAZING18:45
njawrong channel18:45
jariflewindows is AMAZING18:45
Azelphur!ops18:45
lubotu3Help!  dgjones, Myrtti, Mez, jono, popey, Gary, Seeker`, Daviey, PriceChild or X3N18:45
jariflelol18:45
nja#fanboism is the next block along18:45
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Seeker`bah, seconds too late18:50
popeyheh18:50
popeyme too18:50
Azelphurhehe18:51
nja@Seeker` for what?18:51
popeyi propose Azelphur is made op18:51
AzelphuroO18:51
njaI propose nja is made op18:51
njawait what?]18:51
Seeker`popey: As long as he promises not to torture any more arduinos, sure18:51
Seeker`:P18:51
Azelphurno guarentees, I like torturing arduinos18:51
njaArduino Murderer!18:52
popeyin the last few times an ops call has been made, its been by Azelphur iirc18:52
AzelphurxD18:52
AzelphurI'm happy to be an op if you guys want me :)18:52
popeyit makes sense given you see abuse first18:52
njanja for President18:52
Seeker`nja: you spelt 'popey' wrong18:53
popeynja for popey ?18:53
Azelphurpopey: it's my tiling setup that does it, because I have an overview of most of the channels I'm on at any one point, I can very quickly pick up on channel attacks18:53
Seeker`popey: yus18:53
popeyAzelphur, indeed, i had that in mind when i was thinking it :)18:53
njaPeeps, stop distracting me from my programming18:53
Azelphurhehe18:53
Seeker`Azelphur: what you actually mean is that its because you spend more time than is healthy on irc :P18:54
popeypffft18:54
Azelphurthat too :D18:54
popeyhealthy smelthy18:54
nja@Seeker` +118:54
Azelphurhey, I'm going to go outside tomorrow18:54
* Azelphur grimmaces18:54
popeyNooooooooooooooooo18:54
Seeker`me too18:55
popeythe big blue room will explode18:55
AzelphurxD18:55
popeyi am going to AlanBell's house with my meat18:55
Seeker`I've been layering sunblock on all week in preparation18:55
popeyif I ask nicely maybe AlanBell will baste my meat while friends watch18:55
njaIt's supposedly 26C in this room.  Eurgh, both windows open and fan at max :(18:55
Seeker`popey: you want people to chew on your meat?18:56
popeyi want them to enjoy my meat inside them, yes18:56
Azelphurwill it be a pleasurable BBQ?18:56
popeyin fact I may bring a container of my juice which they can smear on my meat before they devour it18:56
njacredits += kittens.getCreditGain();18:56
njasorry, I have a thing where I sometimes post code snippets in chat.18:57
Seeker`did you make the juice yourself?18:57
popeyi did indeed!18:58
popeyi mixed it up in a jar18:58
popeyits very sticky18:58
soreauAzelphur: it will be an omgwtfbbq for sure18:58
Azelphur:P18:58
Azelphursoreau: I found xrandr scaling, I'm having fun18:58
soreauAzelphur: oh neat18:58
Seeker`Azelphur: where are you going tomorrow?18:58
AzelphurSeeker`: cousins wedding18:58
Seeker`:O18:58
AzelphurSeeker`: you can just tell it's gonna be crazy with my family lol18:59
njaNow playing Spotify playlist: "WHY DO I LISTEN TO THIS!"18:59
popeysoreau, you coming to the bbq?18:59
njaPretty much chart stuff18:59
popeyheh, i have one of those18:59
popeyit's my starred list :S18:59
soreaupopey: nah, I'm stuck in .us19:00
AzelphurSeeker`: we've got 3 people with busted cars, one person who plans to pick up cloths for the wedding on the morning of the wedding, and the Olympics starting so heavy traffic, sounds like the perfect storm xD19:00
popeyah19:00
Seeker`Azelphur: where have you got to get to?19:00
AzelphurMargate -> Dartford19:00
AzelphurI'm just gonna use a coach19:00
Seeker`heh19:00
Seeker`I;ve gotta get in to London tomorrow19:00
Seeker`gonna be fun19:00
Azelphurhehe19:01
soreaupopey: but just for the record, I don't claim to be american no matter what my birth certificate says :P19:01
AlanBellevening all19:01
Azelphursoreau: British American :P19:01
AlanBellpopey: your meat will be safe in my hands19:01
AlanBelleveryone watching the olympic ceremony stuff?19:02
AzelphurI'mma try pushing my 1080p desktop monitors up to 1440p, if this looks good, I could be a happy panda.19:02
soreaupopey: AlanBell: You must live stream the meat basting marathon19:02
Seeker`Azelphur: erm19:02
Seeker`erm19:03
Seeker`erm19:03
Seeker`how?19:03
popeyAlanBell, you there?19:03
AlanBellsoreau: yeah, I think I will19:03
ali1234ERM19:03
soreaubut really, will there be any live stream of olympics other than nbc?19:03
AlanBellPendulum: found a stream somewhere19:03
AzelphurSeeker`: xrandr scaling :D19:03
ali1234i could live stream 1 channel for one person, in a blatant infringement of copyright19:03
Seeker`itll just be a downsampled image then?19:03
popeyi wonder if AlanBell is on his phone19:03
AlanBellAzelphur: I would doubt pushing things beyond native will help19:03
AlanBellpopey: on laptop in front of the telly19:04
popeyah19:04
AlanBelljust been making ice lollies19:04
popeyribs are super tasty19:04
Pendulumsoreau: will PM you details19:04
AzelphurSeeker`: yea19:04
soreauPendulum: cool, thanks19:04
Azelphurhmm, this is odd19:05
Azelphurxrandr says I only have two monitors connected19:05
Azelphuroh I see it's only showing screen 019:05
Azelphurlol I scaled it up, end result is just some black bar at the bottom of the screen19:09
Azelphurit's weird though I can move my mouse there just not windows19:09
Azelphuroh of course I know why, fakexinerama19:10
popeyxrandr offers me 8 devices :)19:10
popeyon a laptop :)19:10
njaHealth bars - Fun Stuff19:10
AlanBell20:12!19:11
bigcalmYou said that at 20:1119:12
* Flashtek waits for 20:12 20/12/201219:12
jacobw:)19:12
jacobwquite a while to go yet19:12
Flashtekya19:13
njaIf Earth was to explode.  Think of the guys at the ISS.19:13
Flashtek"OMGWTFBBQ!!!!"19:14
Flashtek"uhh.. Huston, I think we have a problem..."19:15
Flashtek"Huston.. oh, wait..."19:15
alexcockellAs long as the fireworks don't cause the Rapier batteries to engage them...19:18
MartijnVdSalexcockell: "Oops"19:19
alexcockellWell- that WAS mentioned in Twenty Twelve...19:21
christelhaha19:21
christelbigcalm: i think we should club together to get him a clock!19:22
* AlanBell blames the red arrows for any timing inconsistency19:25
christelhehe19:25
MartijnVdSAlanBell: why? were they off?19:25
christelwe're also watching the olympics foreplay, david was most excited by the red arrows :)19:25
AlanBellno, don't think so19:25
* bigcalm is still working19:27
MartijnVdSif Jake's at the Olympics.. Lee will be doing the F1 coverage?19:27
christelbigcalm: its nearly 8.30 on a friday evening.. wrap up work and watch the olympics opening ceremony!19:28
* MartijnVdS wants David Tennant to do some torch relaying19:29
bigcalmIt won't happen :)19:30
* bigcalm is Mr Killjoy19:30
bigcalmThe Cure - Love Island19:32
MartijnVdSbigcalm: you should have exported Doctor Who more, so the rest of the world would have known about it ;)19:32
bigcalmStrangely up-beat sounding track by The Cure :)19:32
njaGood night all19:32
bigcalmMartijnVdS: sorry :(19:32
njaStill tired from plane journet last night and 00:0019:32
nja*at19:33
njabye19:33
bigcalmHurrah!19:34
* daubers ponders either fire + whiskey or a bath19:36
MartijnVdSwhy not zoidberg?19:36
jacobwfire?19:41
MartijnVdSfirewhiskey?19:42
daubersgarden + chimenea + fire = much relaxing19:42
jacobw:)19:42
=== AlanBell changed the topic of #ubuntu-uk to: Welcome to #ubuntu-uk! http://ubuntu-uk.org | This channel is publicly archived http://irclogs.ubuntu.com | Mailing List http://tinyurl.com/uukml | Support Guidelines http://tinyurl.com/uuksupport | Meeting 04/08/12 18:00 BST #ubuntu-uk-meeting | Olympics \o/
* Azelphur sets mode +o Azelphur19:46
* Azelphur runs19:46
bigcalmo.O19:46
Azelphurfun :D19:46
Azelphurmy 9.8 seconds of fame19:47
AlanBellmaypole dancing :)19:55
popeylol weather report19:57
AlanBellthe shipping forecast19:57
popeyyeah19:57
popeythat alone makes me more nostalgic than anything else :)19:57
Azelphurthis kid wants to build a computer, what should I tell him? http://pastebin.com/qbjAbX3L19:57
MartijnVdSalso.. shouldn't Proms be done at RAH 8-)19:57
AlanBellevery seat has 9 pixels, the whole stadium is a jumbo screen19:58
alexcockellLOL-  this is Nimrod with the Shipping Forecast 8-D19:58
popeyway past sophies bed time19:58
ali1234Azelphur: tell him to buy a mac, that's what i do19:59
Azelphurali1234: lol20:00
ali1234hmm20:01
ali1234if i select a bunch of items from SQL... how can i select this item, and also the previous and next items?20:02
MartijnVdSali1234: that's a bit hard20:03
ali1234of course :)20:03
MartijnVdSturd de france?20:03
ali1234if it was easy i wouldn't need to ask :)20:03
christelgood sideburns20:04
* christel nods20:04
MartijnVdSali1234: you'd have to select the rows you want.. then put that in a subselect twice to select the surrounding ones20:04
MartijnVdSalso20:04
MartijnVdS"order" is on-output of course20:04
ali1234i could just return the entire query and then get the items i need with a for loop, but that sucks obviously20:05
MartijnVdSI'd ask stackoverflow :)20:05
ali1234problem is i don't have a way to get the position of an item in the list20:06
MartijnVdSthat's because ordering is the last thing done on output20:06
AlanBellis the obvious but inelegant for loop actually a functional problem?20:07
MartijnVdSbut.. elegance!20:07
AlanBellbut . . . fix actual problems20:08
ali1234a functional problem?20:08
ali1234it makes wordpress go super slow f that's what you mean :)20:08
AlanBelldoes it cause a detectable delay20:08
AlanBellok, so yes then20:08
ali1234maybe it doesn't actually... every page already does it once to make the menu20:09
ali1234see http://dev.drumoff.tv/?v=20920:09
ali12343 videos... those >> and << have to link to the previous/next videos20:10
MartijnVdSwhat about storing prev/next as extra columns20:10
MartijnVdSmoving the hard work to insert/update time20:10
ali1234yeah, not a bad idea20:10
AlanBelltidy up time ;)20:12
popeysuitably bonkers20:14
DJonesEvening20:15
matttbonkers?20:15
matttsomeone talking about the olympic opening?20:15
popeyya20:15
matttbloody weird20:15
SuperEngineerThis folks. is how one does an opening ceremony for several millions less than the last one - hope it doesn't show ;)20:15
matttis how i'd describe it :)20:15
popeyits just different20:16
popeydifferent culture and history20:16
MartijnVdSholyy20:16
matttit's very interesting20:16
MartijnVdSwell it's quite a busy one :)20:16
matttlove the history component20:16
christelmattt: i was a tad underwhelmed but i am starting to enjoy it now :)20:18
MartijnVdSah yes.. beatles20:18
AlanBellchristel: it is only just getting warmed up20:19
Seeker`still got about 3 hours left, hasn't it?20:19
christelAlanBell: so i see ;)20:19
AlanBellnobody else smelts steel on stage like that ;)20:19
christelhehe20:20
PendulumI actually like how rather than trying to "outdo" the last few opening ceremonies, it really is taking a very different approach20:20
AlanBellgosh what a nice round circle that is in the middle20:20
Seeker`wonder what will come out of the middle20:20
MartijnVdSolympic rings20:20
MartijnVdSor the logo20:21
ali1234does php array [] support -1 for "last item in list"20:21
MartijnVdSali1234: reddit.com/r/lolphp20:21
AlanBellPendulum: yeah, thats what I like about it, lots going on, lots a bit unscripted and random, and overall rather british and ecentric20:21
MartijnVdSSeeker`: olympic rings :)20:22
MartijnVdSdancing men in top hats look weird though20:22
AlanBellhats++20:22
Seeker`MartijnVdS: singular :P20:22
MartijnVdSSeeker`: ok but the other ones were magiced in20:22
matttthat is cool20:23
AlanBellwell that is the intro done20:23
Seeker`very prettu20:23
Seeker`*pretty20:23
MartijnVdSone sparkler isn't done yet20:23
Seeker`heh20:24
Seeker`2 started early20:24
christelAlanBell: how does this compare with in the flesh? :)20:24
AlanBellchristel: my telly doesn't go loud enough20:24
christelhehe20:24
AlanBelland I put the sub and speakers in the other room for the BBQ tomorrow20:24
christelmmmbbq20:24
popeystephen fry?20:25
MartijnVdSyeah, I'd have come but a boat trip would be €500 and I don't think there's a place to sleep left in the south east20:25
popeyah, bond20:25
popeyBONKERS20:26
MartijnVdSpopey: nah  Dizzee Rascal was HOURS ago ;)20:26
MartijnVdSbut I agree, this is strangely weird :)20:27
MartijnVdSor is it weirdly strange20:27
DJonesIs this where the queen swoops across the olympic stadium to the Ride of the Valkeries music20:27
AlanBellooh I recognise the underside of that helicopter I think20:27
AlanBellmaybe she is going to fast rope down to her seat20:28
DJonesHmmh, AlanBell is a landing pad20:28
MartijnVdSಠ_ಠ20:28
jacobwlol @ lolphp20:28
AzelphurOh god, I just saw this hilarious conversation between a VPS host and a customer, http://pastebin.com/pqSpBUk520:28
Azelphurgreatest IRC comedy ever20:29
AlanBellbonkers!!!20:29
popeylol20:29
MartijnVdScompletely insane20:29
AlanBellit hovered over the stadium on wednesday but the queen stayed inside20:30
popeywhy french first?20:31
MartijnVdSBecause French20:31
popeyoutrage20:31
Seeker`popey: the french are slow, takes them longer to get it20:31
SuperEngineerYea Gads!  That brooch on her Maj is an Ubuntu circle of friends.....20:31
popeyhaha20:31
christelhahaha20:31
DJonesHave they got the right flag?20:32
MartijnVdSThe French are taking back England20:32
AlanBellnow will they leave the flag at half mast this time, that is the question20:32
SuperEngineeroh well G4S late again... here comes the army to take their place!20:32
Seeker`AlanBell: ?20:32
popeyno because she's in residence20:32
MartijnVdSChaos signing choir?20:33
popeyfail20:33
popeynot showing the signing choir20:33
popeynice that they're in jimmy jams20:33
MartijnVdSstern look from the queen20:34
DJonesSomebody tell her to smile20:34
Seeker`she looks more impressed than she did at the jubilee20:34
MartijnVdSTubular bells?20:34
DJonesYep20:34
popeylol20:34
AlanBellthis bit rocks20:34
Seeker`elrbjsebhew;lbje MIKE OLDFIELD elrels;ljesbj esr NHS20:35
jacobwwhere can watch?20:35
MartijnVdSjacobw: BBC One?20:35
popeySeeker`, i thought that20:35
MartijnVdSjacobw: ZDF?20:35
DJonesThats where my wife is, she's supposed to be at a hen party20:35
Seeker`:O live tubular bells?20:35
MartijnVdSjacobw: ZDF (HD) is doing the ceremony20:36
MyrttiAlanBell: were sitting at a service station in somewhere close A21, engine boiled at Dartmoor bridge and according to RAC the engine might be done for. were getting a tow back home, sorry it didnt work out :-(20:36
MartijnVdSjacobw: if you can't get _that_ in Germany..20:36
AlanBelloh Myrtti, sorry you can't make it20:36
AlanBellhugs for Myrtti20:36
czajkowskiMyrtti: *hugs* so close20:36
Seeker`poorMyrtti20:36
jacobwzdf ftw :)20:37
MartijnVdSjacobw: too bad it's in german :P20:37
christeli want a bed trampoline!20:37
jacobwwhat20:37
jacobwNHS?20:37
popeyubuntu orange and aubergine20:37
jacobwhuh?20:37
Seeker`christel: me too20:37
Seeker`jacobw: you don't know what the NHS is?20:38
christel:D20:38
* AlanBell has a trampoline20:38
MartijnVdSjacobw: they probably sponsor the doping20:38
Seeker`christel: with a glowing bowl?20:38
Seeker`wtf did  I say bowl for20:38
popeyi want a glowing duvet20:38
Seeker`blanket20:38
christelAlanBell: i know.. but i am not sure you'd want me sleeping in it! ;)20:38
christelSeeker`: yes :D20:38
MartijnVdSheh  https://twitter.com/ladychatterley/status/22895254101728460820:39
MartijnVdSThey see her Rowling, they hating?20:39
christelhaha20:40
MartijnVdSThose could be Doctor Who baddies 8-)20:42
Seeker`commentators need to shut up20:42
Seeker`their mics create echo20:42
AlanBellSeeker`: agreed20:42
MartijnVdSSeeker`: switch to the alternate HD channel (one of the 24 HD streams on FreeSat)20:42
Seeker`which one?20:43
MartijnVdSmost of them?20:43
MartijnVdSBBC Olympics 1 HD"20:43
MartijnVdSworks for me20:43
SuperEngineercommentator at BBC for ceremony said "I really like the use of children in the opening ceremony so far"!!!! GetThePolice20:45
AlanBellwon't somebody think of the children20:45
AlanBellit is good seeing stuff from above20:46
jacobwwhen is god save the queen coming?20:46
* jacobw waits20:46
MartijnVdSjacobw: some children just sang i20:47
MartijnVdSt20:47
MartijnVdSand signed it20:47
Seeker`MartijnVdS: don't have that one in my listing for some reason :(20:47
jacobwoh20:47
Seeker`starts at 4 for me20:47
MartijnVdSSeeker`: it might show up as a red button channel for you20:47
Seeker`yeah, trying to load it now20:47
Seeker`'please wait...'20:47
SuperEngineerWEEE Mr Bean!20:47
AlanBellmr bean!20:47
DJonesjacobw: Maybe they'll play it again at the end with a Tupak style 3D hologram of The Sex Pistols20:47
jacobwhehe20:48
christelitym blackadder!20:48
christel;)20:48
DJonesBrillant facial expressions20:48
soreaulmao, Mr. Bean20:48
* MartijnVdS watches Rowan Atkinson's Twitter feed20:48
MartijnVdS(does he have one?)20:48
MartijnVdSMatt Smith!?20:49
SuperEngineeri WONDER WHAT THE REST OF THE WORLD MAKES OF THIS BIT ;)20:51
AlanBellbrilliant!!20:51
MartijnVdSSuperEngineer: the rest of the world thinks it's just another Mr Bean sketch20:51
popeyyay fart gag20:51
SuperEngineer[sorry for shouting]20:51
AlanBellthis was a placeholder, they just played the fart for no apparent reason20:51
AlanBellneed more loud20:53
jacobwi saw a talk by micheal fish a few years ago20:54
MartijnVdS80s music!20:54
jacobwi think he won't be amused20:54
DJonesIf they're doing British digital age, when do they do the a Big Bother sections20:54
christelhehe20:54
MartijnVdStxt spk20:55
jacobwi don't even want to know who these people are20:56
Seeker`london underground....those lazy...20:56
SuperEngineerThe sad thing is: all those performers actually believe they're *promoting* GB - oh well.20:57
jacobware they?20:57
MartijnVdSDalek girls?20:57
jacobw:)20:57
DJonesLamp shades20:57
MartijnVdSDJones: Daleks.20:57
MartijnVdSBetter than G4S :P20:57
DJonesNo rubber plunger20:57
AlanBella little bohemian rhapsody I think ;)21:00
AlanBellgood call21:00
jacobwi'm finding imaging the reaction of prince phillip to everything amusing21:00
AlanBelltardis!21:00
Seeker`TARDIS21:00
DJones:)21:01
jacobwha, sex pistols inclusion21:02
DJonesThis reminds me of being a student21:03
soreauheh, prodigy21:04
popeyLAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER! Welcome to Britain!21:04
Seeker`wb popey21:06
MartijnVdSpopey: BONKERS21:06
Laneywhen will flash learn to inhibit the screensaver :(21:06
Seeker`get slightly overexcited?21:06
SuperEngineeris popey buying?21:06
popeygot that battery beep that meant I had to run and get a charger21:07
popeyLaney, I AGREE!21:07
MartijnVdSpopey: olympic record?21:07
Laneyi think the answer is "never"21:07
MartijnVdSLaney: flash is dying isn't it?21:08
Laneywe can hope21:08
AlanBellyay21:08
popeyLOL!21:08
popeyTBL21:08
Seeker`TBL!21:08
Seeker`woo21:08
christelawesome21:08
AlanBellTim Berners Lee21:08
DJonesHow long before "NOW This Is What You Call Olympic Opening Cermony" music is released21:08
MartijnVdSDJones: donkers.wav21:08
MartijnVdSb*21:08
popeylol21:09
DJonesHeh21:09
popeyDJones, tomorrow21:09
DJonesMidnight :)21:09
SuperEngineerWelcome Tim SuperEngineer bows21:09
popeyhttps://twitter.com/timberners_lee/status/22896008567259955221:13
MartijnVdSStern queen is stern.21:21
DJonesAnybody seen the Greek flag on ebay yet?21:28
AlanBellnice hats21:31
popeylol PSB21:41
matttalright i'm done21:44
matttthat's enough ceremony for me21:44
AlanBellflame to go yet21:44
popeywe're only up to c so far!21:45
AlanBelland it is in the order of the language of the host nation so they should be in the sequence we would expect21:47
AlanBellnice wellies czech21:47
AlanBelland brollies21:48
SuperEngineerSuperEngineer is praying for a either a time warp or at power cut at the stadium... getting boring now21:48
SuperEngineer..they're atheletes - can't they go any faster????21:49
popeybeautify danish people21:49
AlanBellso what did everyone think of the show?21:51
alexcockellNot too bad - but they did jump about a bit in the music chronology21:52
mattteritrea?21:52
mattti need to read more books21:52
pjs_hi, does anyone know if there is a straightforward way to perform a low level format from the ubuntu live cd?21:56
SuperEngineer'm frightened now. Just seen Michael Jackson carrying on of the flags!21:56
alexcockellAnd BeeGees playing out...21:56
alexcockellGood thing I'm recording this.21:57
yothsoggothpjs_: Have you tried using gParted?21:58
yothsoggothThat's the most straightforward way you'll find probably21:59
pjs_yothsoggoth: gparted only offers the minimally destructive formatting options, what I'm wanting is to nuke the drive before I throw it away22:00
popeyyou probably dont want low level format22:00
popeyit doesnt do what you think it does22:00
AlanBellyou probably want to use dd to write zeros or random22:00
popeyit's sufficient to just sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda22:00
pjs_ah, cheers22:00
popeywhere /dev/sda is the right device :)22:01
matttlol22:01
AlanBellgamesmaker holding the flag22:02
AlanBellI get that uniform22:02
AlanBellcheer up queenie22:03
MartijnVdSAlanBell: "those people used to be part of our empire"22:03
MartijnVdS"and those"22:03
MartijnVdS"and those"22:03
mattt"but could be worse, we could be holland."22:03
MartijnVdSmattt: hah. the Dutch antilles athletes are under the "independent athletes" flag22:04
matttMartijnVdS: why is that ?22:04
MartijnVdSThey became more independent last year22:04
MartijnVdSso I think there hasn't been enough time to get together a proper olympic body22:04
matttah, i see22:06
AlanBellah Bolt is using the holster :(22:06
MartijnVdSthe Dutch olympic people offered, but they refused22:06
AlanBellwuss!22:06
MartijnVdSAlanBell: "he's 95% fit"22:06
AlanBellBorat!22:07
matttbooorat!22:07
mattthahah22:07
MartijnVdSwell? can ya?22:08
AlanBellcomentators carfully not saying anything about Borat22:08
jacobwpoor nation :(22:08
AlanBellhttp://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/olympics-fourth-place-medal/borat-national-anthem-accidentally-played-kazakh-athlete-video-224008124.html22:09
AlanBellthe drummers are holding up well22:10
MartijnVdS"y" isn't a vowel in English?22:10
AlanBellit is in Welsh22:10
MartijnVdSit's one in Dutch :)22:10
MartijnVdS(usually)22:10
mattthahaha22:11
matttthat link is terrible22:11
livingdaylighthi22:12
popeyi like how the olympic lanyards are in Ubuntu and Canonical colours22:14
livingdaylightsudo add-apt-respository ppa: <package_name> is command line for adding ppa's? How do I adapt this : deb http://ppa.launchpad.net/pinta-maintainers/pinta-stable/ubuntu precise main  , please? Is it simply: sudo add-apt-repository ppa: pinta ?22:14
MartijnVdSpopey: You have that much influence now? 8-)22:15
popeysudo add-apt-repository ppa:pinta-maintainers/pinta-stabl22:15
popey+e22:15
popeysudo add-apt-repository ppa:pinta-maintainers/pinta-stable22:15
livingdaylightI see, thx popey22:15
popeylaunchpad22:16
popeybah22:16
popeyhttps://launchpad.net/~pinta-maintainers/+archive/pinta-stable22:16
popey"You can update your system with unsupported packages from this untrusted PPA by adding ppa:pinta-maintainers/pinta-stable to your system's Software Sources."22:16
MartijnVdSwhat's pinta?22:16
livingdaylighthow do we know to trust or not ppa's ?22:16
MartijnVdSyou don't trust them.22:17
AlanBellhttps://wiki.ubuntu.com/IRC/SupportersGuide22:17
AlanBelllook at the people who run the PPA and how they describe it22:17
AlanBellthere is a bit down the bottom of that link about software sources and trust/quality22:18
MartijnVdSwoo22:21
popey\o/22:21
popey*\o/* even22:21
livingdaylightthanks AlanBell22:21
popeymore pretty people22:21
MartijnVdSorangeness!22:21
matttMartijnVdS: i shed a tear for you, as your team walked past22:22
MartijnVdS\o/22:23
MartijnVdSoh man22:23
popey\o/ ELO22:24
popeyBPM increased a bit now.. SPEED UP GUYS! :D22:25
MartijnVdS"WE'RE BEHIND SCHEDULE"22:25
MartijnVdSyou can sometimes see the guy at the bottom of the screen :)22:25
AzelphurI wonder if this site is legit or not, this is a damned good monitor for the price http://www.creativepeter.com/achieva-shimian-qh270-ipsb-2560-x-1440-27-monitor-black.html?currency=GBP22:25
MartijnVdSWhy did they skip La-la land?22:26
AlanBellI like Senegal22:33
livingdaylightdidn't know one could enter as an independent. Imagine EVERYONE did that?! :o that'd be cool22:36
AlanBellonly a few do that22:36
MartijnVdSthe biggest spaniard ever22:37
AlanBellwow, he is a big lad22:38
livingdaylightalso basketball player?22:38
MartijnVdSyeah22:38
MartijnVdSpink wig..22:38
AlanBellpink hair, nice22:38
AlanBellsri lanka, I get lots of emails from there requesting free Ubuntu CDs22:39
MartijnVdSlots of Surinamese people22:40
livingdaylightgoing to see usa vs france on sunday. don't know that france are known for basketball.. looking forward to it22:40
christeldont mock pink hair..22:40
AlanBellchristel: we were admiring it22:41
christel:p22:41
livingdaylightI like how they wave up to the dictoators in the gallery seats22:41
christelyou'd all look dashing in pink i'm sure!22:41
MartijnVdS"At least we're not being killed by our government" - Syrians22:41
MartijnVdSnice suit colours22:42
AlanBellUSA soon22:44
MartijnVdSnice moustaches22:48
livingdaylightthose little flags on cocktail sticks are hilarious. Do they go straight into the bin after?22:48
AlanBellthey look like flight attendants22:49
livingdaylightusa looks aweful ... military look with the hats22:49
MartijnVdSlivingdaylight: this is an invasion22:49
MartijnVdSlivingdaylight: from tomorrow on, you need to speak proper American22:49
livingdaylightspotted samuel jackson!22:49
livingdaylightMartijnVdS, yeeehaaahh!22:51
livingdaylightMartijnVdS, how am I doing?22:51
MartijnVdSimproving22:51
livingdaylightis torture an olympic sport?22:53
AlanBellonly the 200m waterboarding competition22:53
AzelphurIRC should be an olympic sport22:53
livingdaylightlol22:54
AzelphurI could win the gold22:54
AlanBellteam GB \o/22:54
AlanBellone hand, no holster22:54
AlanBellgo Chris Hoy22:54
livingdaylightgold panels22:55
MartijnVdSbored queen22:55
AlanBellchecking her nails!22:56
MartijnVdSfor when she needs to claw out someone's eyes?22:56
livingdaylight"queen looks on proudly, I'm sure" no, she didn't, lol22:56
livingdaylightlol22:56
ali1234is slashdot broken?22:57
jacobwyes22:57
ali1234i get 404 on the front page22:58
AlanBellwfm22:58
jacobwoh you mean today? or in general :P22:58
jacobwi can load it22:58
MartijnVdSGalvanize again?22:58
MartijnVdSTheir tape ran out and is back at the beginning22:58
MartijnVdSit's no 'Barcelona'..23:01
AlanBellhmm, not sure about the band selection for this bit23:02
jacobwme neither23:02
livingdaylight  pretty shit choice of music23:02
jacobwit's not even a good performance23:02
MartijnVdSthey need to wake up the queen23:02
popeyi like it :)23:03
AlanBellwoah, sweet23:03
Seeker`I WANT MY OWN BIRDMAN ARMY23:04
AlanBellhahah23:04
popeyboris bikes? :)23:04
ali1234i have no idea what's going on but it sounds crazy23:04
AlanBellno, because they are sponsored by Barclays23:04
MartijnVdSmy brother said they brought Dutch "OV-fietsen" to London23:04
jacobwhaha23:04
MartijnVdSyellow/blue public transport bikes23:04
alexcockellOuch - they're flat.23:04
livingdaylightbeckham must have arrived on his speedboat by now?23:05
MartijnVdShttp://www.ov-fiets.nl/23:05
MartijnVdSlivingdaylight: yeah but he's doing his hair23:05
JanChey, I think one day, doves were an olympic discipline...  ;-)23:05
AlanBelllivingdaylight: think he got lost23:05
AlanBellE.T. \o/23:06
Seeker`ITS ET23:06
popeyhe was held up outside by some silly cyclists23:06
livingdaylightrofmao23:06
popeyhttp://occupylondon.org.uk/events/july-critical-mass-london-2012-olympic-special23:06
MartijnVdSpopey: http://www.ov-fiets.nl/23:06
popeysweet23:06
MartijnVdSstutter23:06
MartijnVdShttps://twitter.com/ProfBrianCox/status/22899017008979558523:08
AlanBellhttps://twitter.com/Queen_UK/status/22898780639397888123:10
MartijnVdS:)23:10
livingdaylight"Give one some sodding warning when the camera is coming, for Christ's sake. " lol23:11
livingdaylightjack Rogue?23:11
MartijnVdSRogge23:11
livingdaylightnah, rogue lol23:12
AlanBellJacques Rogge23:12
Seeker`http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/376968_381440871922332_292658134_n.jpg23:12
MartijnVdSSeeker`: EXTERMINATE23:12
livingdaylightmr rogue speaks a bit like the pope23:12
JanChey, he says that for the first time all teams have women included23:14
JanCthat's nice!23:15
MartijnVdSeven the one-member team?23:15
JanCmaybe (I didn't double-check)23:15
AlanBellMartijnVdS: I think it was carefully phrased, not sure it meant that every country at this games has a mixed team23:16
Seeker`something like every country has had a female competitor23:17
AlanBellgood news though, whatever the precise phrase was23:17
livingdaylightthe saudi woman were practically in burka, but nonetheless progress is progress23:17
livingdaylightwhy can the queen never say anything without reading it?23:18
AlanBellgood job she had a script to read from23:18
Seeker`AlanBell: yeah, that could have gone horribly wrong!23:19
JanCmost people would have long retired before reaching her age  ;)23:19
Seeker`she might have declared war on the moon without it :P23:19
AlanBellyay shami23:20
AlanBellwow23:21
livingdaylightthat man is not an advert for boxing23:21
Seeker`he didn't look happy23:22
JanCMA doesn't look very healthy...  :-/23:22
livingdaylightthey got to stop wheeling him out, jeez23:22
AlanBellyeah, he is in a sad state23:22
MartijnVdSyears of special training.. to carry a flag up a slope23:22
livingdaylightwhat is this? Hamburger Hill?23:23
MartijnVdSlivingdaylight: olympic anthem23:23
MartijnVdSor something23:23
AlanBellGlastonbury tor apparently23:23
AlanBellturn on the big fan thing!23:23
MartijnVdSProms? Barenboim was there..23:23
AlanBellBeckham time23:24
Seeker`that took him a while23:24
Seeker`he's gained people23:24
MartijnVdSSeeker`: london is big!23:24
livingdaylightpicked up hitch hikers along the way23:24
Seeker`do you think he went on an epic adventure whie we were watching the restof the ceremony23:24
MartijnVdSSeeker`: On blu-ray next month23:25
livingdaylightare judges and referees not allowed to take dope either? aww...23:28
MartijnVdSthe men speak better English than the woman23:28
MartijnVdSpronunciation-wise23:28
livingdaylightolympism?23:28
MartijnVdSlivingdaylight: it's a disease. Dope is the cure23:28
popeyhaha, bloke scooting off on a segway23:34
ali1234is it over yet?23:34
popeynearly23:34
popeyjust about to light23:34
MartijnVdSand now they're cooking with gas?23:36
livingdaylightI like how they did that. A bunch of kids lighting together; makes a chanage from the usual one oldie fogey lighting it23:36
livingdaylightNIZZE]23:36
AlanBellthat is nice!23:36
Seeker`wow23:36
popeypretty23:37
livingdaylightcan hear and see sky light up from window, but can't see actual fireworks23:38
MartijnVdSLondon's burning?23:38
AlanBellmacca23:38
MartijnVdSaudio fial23:39
Seeker`has the lipsync track broken?23:40
AlanBellI think the audience started singing it23:40
Seeker`ah23:40
AlanBellwas a bit confusing23:40
MartijnVdSnow turn their mics off23:41
MartijnVdSjust like a few weeks ago23:41
AlanBellthat cauldron is the bestest ever23:41
popeyhow soon before you can buy your own olympic cauldron from ebay23:41
MartijnVdSAlanBell: nah, Amsterdam has the best one (the first is always the best)23:41
SuperEngineerit was going so well... perhaps it's going to be a roast Macca barbecue flame!23:41
MartijnVdSSuperEngineer: Mecca barbecue? But it's ramadan!23:42
MyrttiI'm proper disappointed now.23:42
Myrtti(back in Cambridge, we'll watch the opening ceremony off the iPlayer tomorrow)23:42
Myrttirather Cambridgeshire23:42
Seeker`:(23:42
* AlanBell hugs Myrtti 23:42
SuperEngineermercy killings are apparently ok if the meat is consumed for the benefit of all23:42
Myrttioh well...23:43
AlanBellMyrtti: you are welcome to come round some other time23:43
JanCokay, time to leave the ceremony, I guess...   ;)23:43
ali1234is it over yet?23:43
MyrttiAlanBell: fortunately we didn't get any huge amounts of mushrooms and courgettes beforehand :-/23:43
AlanBellali1234: it is now23:46
ali1234\o/23:46
directhexwat23:54

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