[04:40] <jrwren> snap-l: you didn't trick me. there is no god.
[11:27] <rick_h_> morning
[11:30] <snap-l> jrwren: Heh
[12:26] <snap-l> Good morning, btw.
[12:26] <rick_h_> party
[12:30] <snap-l> rick_h_: I think you just have a bot to say that now. ;)
[12:30] <rick_h_> party party
[12:30] <rick_h_> :P
[12:34] <snap-l> heh
[12:40] <brousch> Good morning
[13:21] <snap-l> http://www.w3.org/community/ostatus/
[13:44] <rick_h_> jrwren: a sword? Come on, we can get something bigger than that out here and mow these bastard doctests away
[13:45] <rick_h_> jrwren: imagine the fit I had when I ran across this in my feed https://plus.google.com/u/0/104537541227697934010/posts/XEXfBGPdSPi
[13:46] <brousch> Hehe. I wondered if you saw that
[13:47] <rick_h_> I had to take my meds again but I survived
[13:47] <rick_h_> widox: CHC? should I bring the keyboard stuff?
[13:47] <rick_h_> and derekv you coming to CHC tonight?
[13:48] <snap-l> rick_h_: Oh c'mon... what's a little doctesting in js going to hurt? ;)
[13:49] <rick_h_> I <3 Ian, he made web dev in python really happen. but he's on the list "If I ever have a bomb..."
[13:49] <brousch> Really?
[13:49] <brousch> Must be a long list
[13:50] <rick_h_> it is, sorted by rank :P
[13:50] <widox> rick_h_: yep, planning to be there
[13:51] <rick_h_> widox: ok, found my keycap puller as well
[13:51] <widox> rick_h_: awesome
[13:51] <snap-l> You didn't
[13:52] <rick_h_> didn't what?
[13:52] <snap-l> Seriously, butter knife, and you're good
[13:52] <snap-l> Keycap puller. You have a problem.
[13:52] <rick_h_> keycap puller is nice. Very ergo
[13:53] <widox> rick_h_: awesome
[13:53] <widox> heh, whoops
[13:54] <rick_h_> see, the man's all excited about a keycap puller
[13:56] <brousch> How is this not a fetish?
[13:56] <rick_h_> there aren't online videos of it involving people missing clothing?
[13:58]  * brousch pulls up an incognito window to check that statement
[13:58] <rick_h_> http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/mechanical-keyboard?before=1307426437
[13:59] <rick_h_> so that does include the word fetish, but I think he's mistaken
[13:59] <brousch> Boom, second hit http://www.destructoid.com/elephant//ul/5292-468x-Gaming_Fetish_by_PortraitGallery.jpg
[13:59] <brousch> All the naughty bits are covered, so probably SFW
[13:59] <rick_h_> psh, so that's not a real keyboard. That's a gamer with glowing bits
[13:59] <snap-l> http://everyjoe.com/files/130/2006/07/angel-kitty-usb-chest-keyboard.jpg
[13:59] <rick_h_> gaming == fetish...not keyboards
[13:59] <snap-l> You're welcome
[14:00] <snap-l> http://everyjoe.com/technology/keyboard-on-the-boobs-130/
[14:00] <brousch> I am so tempted to get that for rick_h_'s wife
[14:00] <snap-l> lol
[14:01] <widox> haha
[14:21] <rick_h_> jcastro_: http://www.semiww.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=12097
[14:22] <snap-l> Men of Steel. That sounds like fun
[14:25] <rick_h_> heh, yea
[14:25] <rick_h_> guys doing some cool welding/steel stuff
[14:25] <rick_h_> http://www.semiww.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=17&t=12039
[14:26] <snap-l> nice
[14:31] <jcastro_> rick_h_: weird
[14:31] <jcastro_> restarting xchat worked
[14:31] <rick_h_> jcastro_: strange
[14:31] <rick_h_> something wanted to change the port for ssl I bet.
[14:31] <rick_h_> file a bug!
[14:32] <snap-l> Where would one do that? :)
[14:37] <rick_h_> add another person to the list... http://thomaslarock.com/2012/10/use-what-works-prefixing-database-tables-with-tbl/
[14:37] <snap-l> NO NO NO NO NO
[14:38] <snap-l> God, that's like adding a .txt to a text file in UNIX
[14:39] <brousch> I do that
[14:39] <snap-l> brousch: We already have your coordinates.
[14:40] <snap-l> Just need the materials to make it happen. ;)
[14:41] <snap-l> Seriously, though, hungarian notation needs to just go the way of the dodo
[14:42] <snap-l> As a "it was nice when our tools were crude, and our intellects dulled, but now that we have better tools and the FUCKING RENAISSANCE happened, we're good"
[14:46] <brousch> Calm down d00d
[14:56] <widox> rick_h_: well, he is an SQL Rockstar...
[15:08] <_stink_> god
[15:08] <_stink_> the comments on that table prefix post are something else
[15:09] <_stink_> the first couple are very lucid and make the points that need to be made
[15:09] <_stink_> then there's this gem:
[15:09] <snap-l> This is the kind of shit that we suffered at Chrysler.
[15:09] <_stink_> "The truth in the matter is that the only thing that really matters is that you code and naming standards are consistent and readable."
[15:09] <_stink_> really?
[15:09] <_stink_> then i'll name all strings "dog" + the string value of a counter.
[15:09] <snap-l> Yeah, 13 character names for tables / columns, with the leader being the data type
[15:10] <snap-l> intfrblnomglf
[15:10] <snap-l> Really fucking readable.
[15:11] <snap-l> and we had MEEETINGS to make them consistent
[15:11] <_stink_> i love it
[15:11] <snap-l> Honestly, it was mostly because we had IBM's bullshit UNIX version of DB2
[15:11] <snap-l> which was like wearing bellbottoms in 2000
[15:12] <snap-l> Unless you're doing it ironically, you're doing it wrong. ;)
[15:44] <jrwren> rick_h_: i imagine you rage facing pretty hard when you ran across that g+ doctest.js post
[16:00] <jrwren> there is no such thing as an SQL rockstar. if SQL was music it would be gregorian chanting.
[16:00] <rick_h_> I like that
[16:05] <snap-l> jrwren: Could we at least have the headless monks from Doctor Who?
[16:05] <snap-l> I'd like to think my SQL has flaming swords or something
[16:17] <jrwren> sure
[17:31] <rick_h_> hah, I see someone http://jonathancarter.org/2012/10/10/ltsp-by-the-sea-2012/
[17:39] <jrwren> i only recognize jam.
[17:39] <jrwren> not sure I'd recognize ron
[17:39] <jrwren> well, yes I would, he is not in that pic :)
[17:39] <rick_h_> yea, meant jam
[17:40] <snap-l> Yeah, JIm was over at Maine
[17:40] <snap-l> as was Scott
[17:41] <jcastro_> anyone know if James Hice is on IRC?
[17:41] <snap-l> Not at the moment
[17:41] <jcastro_> but does he irc?
[17:41] <jcastro_> I guess is the question
[17:41] <rick_h_> yea, he just hops in from time to time
[17:42] <rick_h_> waldoxxx (can't recall the rest) is hisnick
[17:42] <jcastro_> ah right
[17:42] <snap-l> Yeah
[17:42] <jcastro_> we have new neighbors
[17:43] <jcastro_> and they friend James on FB
[17:43] <snap-l> Are they a part of Penguicon?
[17:43] <jcastro_> so they might be nerds
[17:43] <jcastro_> which would be awesome
[17:43] <jcastro_> not sure
[17:43] <brousch> What's hisnick?
[17:43] <jcastro_> dunno
[17:43] <snap-l> jcastro_: Do you know their names?
[17:43] <jcastro_> Eric Castle
[17:43] <jcastro_> forget her name
[17:43] <snap-l> Not ringing a bell
[17:43] <rick_h_> that sounds familiar
[17:45] <jcastro_> http://vim.spf13.com/
[17:45] <jcastro_> look, insta-rick vim!
[17:45] <rick_h_> bah, not another one
[17:46] <Blazeix> anybody know of a service that allows you to follow authors and musicians, and notifies you when they release new material?
[17:46] <snap-l> Blazeix: I'd like to know.
[17:47] <snap-l> Outside of stalking folks on Twitter, I have no idea
[17:47] <Blazeix> i'm at the point where i'm thinking i should learn NLP and parse wikipedia...
[17:47] <snap-l> Amazon is pathetic for letting me know about new releases.
[17:47] <Blazeix> but i suspect that road leads to misery
[17:47] <Blazeix> oh, duh, amazon might be a better datasource >_<
[17:47] <snap-l> Blazeix: Maybe it's a biz model.
[17:47] <snap-l> or discogs
[17:48] <snap-l> but I think Discogs lags
[17:48] <rick_h_> yea, you'd almost think amazon sohuld have a wishlist author/artist feature
[17:51] <brousch> Blazeix: Kickstart that shit!
[17:51] <rick_h_> Blazeix: and then nlp up bookie for the tag suggestions kthx :)
[17:51] <snap-l> ;)
[17:55] <Blazeix> i bookmarked a nlp link on bookie. does that count?
[17:55] <Blazeix> even added a 'nlp' tag!
[18:00] <brousch> I feel much better now that I have a manifesto to follow http://dot.kde.org/2012/10/08/kde-manifesto
[18:02] <rick_h_> Blazeix: lol, there should be a few
[18:02] <rick_h_> https://bmark.us/recent/nlp
[18:03] <rick_h_> and none are mine doh
[18:03] <rick_h_> ah, I went for spelled out doh https://bmark.us/recent/natural
[18:03] <rick_h_> there all better
[18:43] <rick_h_> ok...so someone let me know why I can't say 'wtf!!!' to this comment in here http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4637339
[18:43] <rick_h_> the new high res screen..one one version of one laptop...that they *just* released...is what is the base case for the font rendering in the OS?
[18:47] <brousch> Why are you so caremad about this?
[18:47] <brousch> Is the fact that Apple makes the best keyboards in the world enticing you back to a Mac?
[18:47] <rick_h_> because it just strikes me as the perfect apple fanboi response to something "You're using it wrong. Clearly fonts are targeted for retina using macbook users...which is a VERY limited install/sold base"
[18:48] <rick_h_> ummm, no no no and no
[18:48] <rick_h_> they make the best trackpads, thinkpad keyboards ftw
[19:10] <snap-l> rick_h_:  I didn't get that from the post. It is just that Apple choses hinting that errs on the side of "correctness" instead of Ubuntu's hinting
[19:11] <rick_h_> snap-l: I was referring to the comment
[19:12] <snap-l> Again, I'm not seeing the problem. Apple has always erred towards print
[19:12] <snap-l> They finally got the screen that makes sense for the mac: the retina display.
[19:13] <rick_h_> I guess I need to express my confused rage to the comment in person tonight. I'll try to really emphasize my issue :)
[19:13]  * snap-l senses that's a euphemism for "hit on the head with a baseball bat"
[19:14]  * snap-l will bring his "The Mac is not a Typewriter" book.
[19:14] <rick_h_> hah
[20:24] <Blazeix> party going on in #coffeehousecoders
[20:27] <mulka> hello
[20:29] <snap-l> party?
[20:30] <Blazeix> party.
[20:34] <snap-l> I need evidence.
[20:34] <snap-l> so far, no evindence found
[20:35] <mulka> party?
[20:53] <rick_h_> mulka: party
[21:42] <Blazeix> we probably need an irc bot in here that's triggered by the word 'party'
[22:16] <greg-g> or, an irc bot that just says party every 2 hours of silence
[22:25] <Blazeix> wouldn't want to put rick_h_ out of a job :P
[22:33] <greg-g> Blazeix: I'm just trying to give him more wordworking time!
[22:33] <rick_h_> hah!