[10:38]  * rww points at -ot
[10:39] <rww> and of course right as i say that it fixes itself
[11:39] <bazhang> @mark #xubuntu [MCHammer] (~mchammer@212.48.107.10): mchammer inappropriate commentary/behavior
[16:51] <bazhang> its h00k !!1
[16:51] <bazhang> :)
[16:51] <h00k> Oi!
[16:52] <bazhang> London Calling!
[16:52] <h00k> The Clash?
[16:53] <bazhang> oh yeah!
[16:53] <IdleOne> bin_bash: you around?
[16:53] <bin_bash> yep
[16:54] <IdleOne> So, we've had some issues with your behaviour in the past concerning bad language, your attitude towards other users, and inappropriate links you posted. Are we going to have any more of these problems?
[16:54] <bin_bash> Nope
[16:55] <IdleOne> Have you read the Ubuntu channel guidelines?
[16:55] <IdleOne> !guidelines
[16:55] <bin_bash> yep
[16:55] <IdleOne> You understand them?
[16:55] <bin_bash> yes I'm not dumb
[16:55] <IdleOne> I didn't say you were
[16:55] <bin_bash> I got near-perfect on the SAT reading comprehension test
[16:56] <IdleOne> See, this combative/defensive attitude is what concerns me.
[16:56] <bin_bash> I'm not being combative or defensive
[16:56] <bin_bash> just a little sarcastic
[16:57] <IdleOne> well sarcasm when trying to resolve a ban is not helpful, neither is it helpful when providing support.
[16:58] <bin_bash> Well, I offer support both in real life and in other places, and I've found that occasional sarcasm can help form a bond and lighten the situation
[16:59] <IdleOne> I can see that, does telling a user they should have been aborted help?
[17:00] <bin_bash> No that was definitely going too far
[17:00] <IdleOne> I'm going to give you one last chance but if we have any further problems you will be banned without warning and it will be a lot longer then 30 days.
[17:00] <IdleOne> agreed?
[17:00] <bin_bash> Agreed, but this ban was like 2 or 3 months
[17:01] <IdleOne> It could have been a lot longer.
[17:01] <bin_bash> true
[17:02] <IdleOne> give me a couple minutes and the ban will be removed. Please remember to be polite and curteous. part this channel and have a great day.
[17:02] <bin_bash> ok
[17:02] <bin_bash> you too (the great day part)
[17:02] <IdleOne> thanks
[17:14] <nigelb> Hi, I've been asked to review a ban.
[17:14] <nigelb> But I don't seem to have access to the ban tracker.
[17:14] <Myrtti> which ban is it?
[17:14] <IdleOne> what is the BAN ID?
[17:14] <nigelb> http://ubottu.com/bans.cgi?log=54535
[17:15] <Myrtti> alright, leave it be :-P
[17:15] <nigelb> :D
[17:15] <IdleOne> agreed
[17:15] <nigelb> As an op in -women, can I hang out here or is it for core ops only?
[17:17] <IdleOne> I would be fine with it. Not sure exactly what the requirements are anymore about being in here.
[17:17] <bazhang> its core only
[17:17] <bazhang> not sure why -women are not included in that
[17:18] <IdleOne> probably because it is a 'team' channel
[17:18] <nigelb> :)
[17:18] <nigelb> Thanks folks!
[17:18] <IdleOne> nigelb: poke a couple of the ircc members and see
[18:31] <bazhang> augh..reinstalling? seriously?
[18:31] <bazhang> for not being to able to find grub
[18:31] <bazhang> minus to
[19:34] <h00k> sorry, Tm_Tr, didn't mean to step on your toes
[19:34] <h00k> Tm_T: rather ^
[19:34] <Tm_T> h00k: ?
[19:34] <Tm_T> aah, you did perfectly fine
[19:35] <Tm_T> I'm slow
[19:35] <h00k> that's the second !guidelines one :(
[19:37] <Zonko> mkay
[19:38] <h00k> Zonko: in a short time, I saw language, flooding, unnecessary bot triggers to people
[19:38] <Zonko> So, ubuntu ops, I was wondering about my recent ban/mute.
[19:38] <k1l> Zonko: first time was foul language and offtopic. second time was bot abuse.
[19:38] <h00k> Zonko: That channel is very high-traffic, and we keep it friendly and support related. Your actions were neither.
[19:38] <Zonko> First, yes I did curse, second time I didnt flood, third time I used the bot twice.
[19:38] <h00k> Zonko: you triggered the floodbot.
[19:38] <k1l> Zonko: then making drama in the channel and disturb the support that is the topic of that channel
[19:39] <Zonko> Are only ops allowed to use floodbot?
[19:39] <h00k> Zonko: floodbot is triggered when a certain number of messages are sent in a period of time.
[19:39] <h00k> It's automagic.
[19:39] <Zonko> well
[19:39] <Zonko> look at the chat please?
[19:39] <Zonko> I never flooded it...
[19:40] <h00k> you triggered lots of lines in a short period of time.
[19:40] <h00k> Zonko: do you understand what that channel is for?  You said you have read the guidelines, all we're looking for is for you to follow them and not be disruptive
[19:40] <Zonko> May I send the chat logs in here?
[19:40] <Zonko> Or would that  be too much?
[19:40] <h00k> Zonko: We have them, and they're logged publically
[19:41] <Zonko> Then would you mind looking at them? :)
[19:41] <h00k> Zonko: I see that you sent messages in a short period of time that triggered floodbot.
[19:41] <h00k> I was in the room, watching.
[19:41] <h00k> I was there.
[19:41] <Zonko> Thne you know I sent 2 commands.
[19:41] <h00k> Zonko: please answer the above question
[19:42] <Zonko> Yes, I understand what the channel is for.
[19:42] <Zonko> General Support around the Ubuntu Op-erating System.
[19:42] <Zonko> And friendly-ontop chat.
[19:42] <Zonko> any other chat should be kept to other rooms, I know.
[19:43] <h00k> Cool. If you want to try out the bot, you can do it in a private window with the bot
[19:43] <h00k> factoids, searching, etc
[19:43] <h00k> !msgthebot
[19:43] <IdleOne> no, no chatting. just support. friendly chat can be had in #ubuntu-offtopic
[19:43] <Tm_T> Zonko: no, #ubuntu isn't for friendly ontopic chat, it's only for support and support only
[19:43] <Zonko> Hrm, could you put that in the motd?
[19:43] <Myrtti> it's on the topic
[19:44] <Zonko> Well I suppose it is, my bad.
[19:44] <Myrtti> first four words
[19:44] <Zonko> ^@above statement
[19:44] <h00k> Zonko: you are unmuted, but please mind the guidelines you have read
[19:44] <h00k> Zonko: but you have been warned, and removed twice
[19:45] <h00k> And keep the /topic in mind.
[19:45] <h00k> If you need a friendly reminder, it's likely at the top of your IRC client or /topic
[19:46] <h00k> Zonko: any other questions?
[19:46] <Zonko> Nope.
[19:46] <h00k> Cool. You're free to /part
[19:46] <h00k> Thanks for taking the time
[19:47] <Zonko> Thanks for dealing with my ignorance. :)
[19:47] <h00k> Zonko: It's alright, take care
[19:48] <h00k> Zonko: but also we have a no-idle policy in here, so it's time to /part now
[19:49] <Zonko> Hm
[19:49] <Zonko> I wont go idle, dont worry.
[19:49] <h00k> Zonko: we're finishing discussing the issue, which means it's time to /art
[19:49] <Myrtti> fail.
[19:49] <LjL> ...
[19:49] <IdleOne> We don't allow non ops to stay in the channel.
[19:49] <LjL> h00k: lolfail
[19:49] <h00k> like I just did that.
[19:49] <h00k> ohlol
[19:50] <IdleOne> that was a EPIC lol
[19:50] <h00k> I just spilled coffee laughing :(
[19:50] <IdleOne> hahhaa
[19:50] <h00k> and it's in my nose
[19:50] <Myrtti> I actually said it out loud. and now I feel sad.
[19:50] <h00k> 14:49 ::: part/#ubuntu-ops h00k (~h00k@ubuntu/member/h00k) ("too")
[19:50] <h00k> 14:49 ::: part/#ubuntu-ops h00k (~h00k@ubuntu/member/h00k) ("too")
[19:50] <IdleOne> Myrtti: add that to the book!
[19:50] <tonyyarusso> I'm glad I looked at this channel to see that.
[19:50]  * h00k sihns
[19:50] <k1l> thats gonna be a classic ;p
[19:50] <h00k> I cannot keyboard.
[19:50] <Tm_T> h00k: thank you for cheering me up
[19:50] <h00k> I do my best.
[19:50] <h00k> Anytime, really.
[19:52] <tonyyarusso> IdleOne: wait, there's a book?
[19:52] <h00k> still loling.
[19:52] <Myrtti> ah man, I'd have to do a new rsa key as I accidentally deleted all the keys that start with ... hold on, I've got backups.
[19:52] <IdleOne> Myrtti: is not so secretly compiling a book of ubuntu lol's. h00k just made it into the opsfail chapter
[19:52] <genii-around> Heh. "Off to canada"
[19:52] <Myrtti> I forgot I've got backups.
[19:53] <h00k> Yesssss
[19:53]  * tonyyarusso wonders if anyone's memory is good enough for his opsfail chapter entries
[19:53] <h00k> tonyyarusso: I am I am
[19:53] <IdleOne> wii haz logs
[19:53] <Fuchs> I assume they are all well documented.
[19:54] <h00k> insert VNC server, no password, give to tonyyarusso.
[19:54] <h00k> inb4hacked
[19:54] <tonyyarusso> ha
[19:54] <h00k> tonyyarusso: does that count?
[19:54] <tonyyarusso> I was thinking more of the day I banned all Chatzilla users.
[19:54] <Pici> I remember that
[19:54] <h00k> I was accidentally klined, if there's a bangstaff chapter
[19:54] <IdleOne> That seems smart opping
[19:54] <LjL> pretty sure someone banned *!*@* at some point. possibly more than once.
[19:54]  * genii-around whistles innocently
[19:54] <Myrtti> aaaa glorious backups
[19:55] <LjL> h00k: rww too. difference is, they made him staff to make up
[19:55] <h00k> LjL:( maybe they were secretly trying to get me to keep away.
[19:56] <h00k> but Freenode, never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
[19:56] <Myrtti> anyway, https://launchpad.net/ubuntu-irc-quotes
[19:56] <h00k> I made an xkcd :3
[19:57] <h00k> does that count as cool?
[19:57] <Myrtti> someone of you probably get the quote there before I get latex and bzr installed
[19:58] <Myrtti> which xkcd was it again?
[19:58] <LjL> h00k: you made an xkcd?
[19:59] <h00k> LjL: I did, standby
[20:00] <h00k> LjL: http://xkcd.com/1083/
[20:00] <h00k> LjL: alt-text
[20:00] <h00k> LjL: also http://www.bash.org/?946687
[20:01] <Pici> is that really you?
[20:01] <h00k> It really is
[20:01] <h00k> I started it, never finished, called GovCount
[20:01] <tonyyarusso> Duuuuude
[20:01] <Pici> h00k is internet famous!
[20:01] <h00k> My Governor was tweeting stupid stuff
[20:01] <h00k> Had meeting 4 jobs w my friend
[20:01] <h00k> or...
[20:02] <h00k> meh. Just stupid tweentext crap that nobody actually uses.
[20:02] <LjL> h00k: its v. cool
[20:02] <h00k> Never finished the project: $ ls
[20:02] <h00k> strings  tweets  walker.rb  walkertweets.db
[20:03] <h00k> LjL: thx 4 ur op
[20:03] <LjL> yw
[20:03] <tonyyarusso> This is my qdb fame:  http://qdb.us/103505
[20:03] <Pici> I remember that :)
[20:03] <h00k> heh
[20:04] <tonyyarusso> Okay, it's after 15:00 - I definitely need to go get lunch.
[20:04] <genii-around> Now I keep wondering if your order got damaged in the derailment
[20:04] <Pici> my lunch never got delivered and the place said they enver got my order :(
[20:07] <tonyyarusso> I don't recall which item it was, but it must have arrived okay, because I haven't had anything significantly damaged.
[20:08]  * genii-around sips and ponders
[20:09] <LjL> YADDA YADDA
[20:12] <Tm_T> I love you all
[20:13] <Tm_T> or maybe not Tm_Tr, but that's ok because they don't love me
[20:31] <Myrtti> 77CAAVMF2: beep
[20:32] <Myrtti> Unit193: boop^
[20:35] <Unit193> Myrtti: Bop.
[20:38] <IdleOne> MMM BOP
[20:43] <Myrtti> Unit193: you've got a doppelganger
[20:49] <Corey> Serious services lag.
[21:23] <popey> ignore that
[21:23] <popey> sorry
[21:25] <pleia2> popey: since that one is non-core the notification popped up over in #ubuntu-irc anyway :)
[21:25] <popey> bum
[21:27] <popey> the intention was to type !ops is what you'd type blah blah.. but I instinctively stabbed enter ⍨