[05:59] <dholbach> good morning
[17:58] <jono> hey all
[18:00] <jono> reload the page, folks
[18:04] <sebsebseb> hi
[18:05] <rickspencer3> QUESTION: jono did you get my memo about the new cover sheets for the TSP reports?
[18:06] <popey> QUESTION: jono. Why do the ubuntu.com website designers hate the community so much!?
[18:06] <rickspencer3> oops, type ... TPS reports
[18:06] <olli_> are they due?
[18:06] <rstreeter> QUESTION: Will Unity 7 be back ported to 12.04?
[18:06] <popey> ooh, good question
[18:10] <icoop> QUESTION: when do you think we will be able to use ubuntu touch as a daily driver on a Nexus phone?
[18:14] <MarkDude> *Mark S*
[18:14]  * MarkDude is known as Mark in FOSS
[18:14] <MarkDude> :D
[18:17] <checkin> will ubuntu phones be released in India
[18:18] <FlyingPig> QUESTION: How was Australia?
[18:18] <vrubium> question: given that gnome is integrating more it's apps is it going to happen to those app on ubuntu?
[18:18] <MarkDude> QUESTION: BBQpad, tell more. Will it be a Juju Charm?
[18:18] <zebaszp> QUESTION: when will the SDK itself reach 1.0?
[18:18] <sebsebseb> QUESTION: Will you play guitar for half an hour or so instead :d, if there aren't enough questions?
[18:18] <Marlinc> QUESTION: Jono would you like to fill a little survey with about 10 questions when the session is over?
[18:19] <MarkDude> +1 guitar sebsebseb
[18:19] <rstreeter> QUESTION: When will MIR be implemented into Ubuntu?
[18:19] <sebsebseb> MarkDude: yep indeed :D
[18:20] <sebsebseb> QUESTION: Oh you went to Australlia how did you get there?  Hawaii first or ?
[18:20] <vrubium> QUESTION: When should we expect the update thant changes ubuntu +1 to mir and unity next?
[18:21] <checkin_> thank you!
[18:23] <UbuntuBhoy> QUESTION As the 'launch event' for Ubuntu Touch was so successful in generating a buzz in the media, is it a tactic that you guys would consider using again for other areas ?
[18:23] <rstreeter> QUESTION: Why is the Severed Fifth website not working?
[18:23] <zebaszp> bbqs aren't boring...
[18:23] <zebaszp> QUESTION: who is that person behind you?
[18:24]  * MarkDude thinks thats his reflection. Notice lack of hair :D
[18:24] <number22> QUESTION: Some amazing developers ported ubuntu touch on low end devices that doesnt even have minimum requriments, its really slow but it works, should we expect at least usable port at the end of the year
[18:25] <zebaszp> MarkDude, I'm just kidding, everyone always tell's him there's someone behind him
[18:25] <sebsebseb> zebaszp: oh I was about to do that :d
[18:25] <sebsebseb> zebaszp: heh heh
[18:25] <sebsebseb> who's that behind him in the mirror :d
[18:25] <leMe> QUESTION: Would you like to be on Top Gear?
[18:25] <MarkDude> thats cool zebaszp - I like pointing out his lack of hair
[18:26]  * MarkDude has similar thing happening to his own hairline
[18:26] <MarkDude> + music
[18:26] <MarkDude> +1
[18:26] <number22> +1 for music
[18:27] <sebsebseb> QUESTION: What do you think about Wubi in general, and also how it won't be in 13.04?
[18:27] <MarkDude> Wubi stuff is good question
[18:27] <FlyingPig> QUESTION: Are there any news on NVidia + MIR so I can test it?
[18:28] <sebsebseb> QUESTION: No I meant where did you have to land on the way to Australlia if anywhere?
[18:28] <sebsebseb> or on way back as well evne
[18:28] <sebsebseb> even
[18:28] <sebsebseb> MarkDude: yep indeed
[18:29] <MarkDude> Jono says the word controversy awesomely.
[18:30] <MarkDude> Can you also say the word Methane?
[18:30] <MarkDude> UK folks say MEEE thane
[18:30] <vrubium> QUESTION: After the transition to unity next and MIr in the desktop, will we be able to seemingly install apps developed for X?
[18:30] <MarkDude> +1
[18:30] <zebaszp> bwahaha, we shall keep freaking you out!
[18:30] <MarkDude> You know you sound like Alanbell?
[18:31] <zebaszp> CONTROVERSEH
[18:32] <FlyingPig> +1 for Top Gear :D
[18:32] <MarkDude> Put Top Gear on the bucket list
[18:32] <zebaszp> QUESTION: how does Mir and Wayland adoption affect video game development?
[18:33] <MarkDude> Along with monocle and cravat...
[18:33] <rstreeter> QUESTION: Does the removal of i386 from the kernel mean Ubuntu is dropping 32 bit version?
[18:33] <sebsebseb> oh that's how he says it, I said diffenrtly
[18:34] <zebaszp> rstreeter, no
[18:34] <zebaszp> only the old 386 processors were dropped
[18:35] <zebaszp> anything 486 and above is ok
[18:36] <checkin> approach for ubuntu touch in enterprise
[18:36] <MarkDude> Tux the Penguin- how awesome is he?
[18:36] <zebaszp> QUESTION: how are you?
[18:36] <FlyingPig> QUESTION: HAve you seen Marks OpenStack presentation?
[18:36] <sebsebseb> QUESTION: What do you think of how more programs or at least GNOME ones anyway, are requireing the need for SystemD as well?
[18:36] <MarkDude> Jack likes metal
[18:37] <vrubium> Question: I want to buy an ubuntu phone, when do you expect this to be possible?
[18:37] <glombart> QUESTION: when did you start losing your hair?
[18:37] <camelinahat> QUESTION: With the main Ubuntu distro going with Mir, and with GNOME supporting Wayland, do you think Ubuntu GNOME flavour be negatively impacted?
[18:37] <MarkDude> lol +1 hair question
[18:37] <rstreeter> QUESTION: What is the thing with the dash icon and its swirl direction?
[18:37] <sebsebseb> QUESTION:  Do you like everyone who asks you questions? heh heh
[18:38] <number22> QUESTION: why are you barefoot on severed fifth concerts
[18:39] <zebaszp> QUESTION: with logind, udev and all that jazz, how come systemd isn't in the blueprints?
[18:39] <FlyingPig> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_oEioIGqAyNY/R-65Wf-yB0I/AAAAAAAAAAQ/zhB9QDvF_T0/S220/jono.jpg
[18:39] <sebsebseb> zebaszp: Ubuntu usees upstart instead
[18:39] <dshimer> QUESTION: Can you just talk about the next online UDS, plans, goals, topics, how does the new format relate to a release.
[18:39] <camelinahat> heh. BTW.. it's Camel in a hat.. ;)
[18:39] <zebaszp> I know, sebsebseb, that's the point
[18:40] <zebaszp> I think there were blueprints for logind alone, and udev was merged into systemd
[18:41] <zebaszp> Yay! I'm loved!
[18:41] <sebsebseb> zebaszp: well liked
[18:41] <MarkDude> <group hug>
[18:41] <zebaszp> oh god, that photo!
[18:43] <rstreeter> QUESTION: What do you think of System 76?
[18:43] <leMe> QUESTION: Do you like Tim Minchin?
[18:43] <zebaszp> Tim Minchin! \o/
[18:45] <wompa> QUESTION: can we expect a "desktop" ubuntu account login that syns everything to ubuntu one? something like chrome os.
[18:47] <simon-pl> QUESTION: Hello Jono! Are you still working on Ubuntu accomplishments project ? or maybe you start working on secret QML app for ubuntu touch ?
[18:47] <Marlinc> Ooh that would be nice wompa
[18:47] <UbuntuBhoy> QUESTION  will work be done for desktop Unity to make it more touch friendly ?
[18:49] <FlyingPig> QUESTION: Would you eat me? :D
[18:49] <zebaszp> what the...?
[18:49] <sebsebseb> QUESTION: Do you think its time for the GNOME 2 distros to die, and for users to move on to something else?  This is what will happen to Fuduntu later this year,  a F edora based distro, because of GNOME requiering SystemD, but Fuduntu not doing so, and GTK 2  not really being supported as such anymore.
[18:50]  * zebaszp gives jono some love
[18:50] <rstreeter> QUESTION: How is life as a father going?
[18:51] <jarlath> QUESTION: Hello Jono! :) I thought this event was calendared for 8pm?
[18:52] <number22> QUESTION: why @ubuntuonair tweeted "ono Bacon: Q&A starting in 15 minutes" 5 minutes ago, did we travel in time
[18:52] <dshimer> QUESTION: will UbuntuKylin be %100 complete in 13.04, or what will the status be for this release.
[18:53] <linuxcode19> do you think that unity in future will have the features like dock applerance, position in different place(bottom).
[18:53] <jarlath> Awesome :)
[18:54] <FlyingPig> very coul
[18:54] <zebaszp> double session? that's gonna be like an hour of guitar...
[18:54] <FlyingPig> oops
[18:54] <FlyingPig> :D
[18:54] <zebaszp> I do like double the flavour...
[18:54] <rstreeter> Well work calls I will see ya next time, later all
[18:55] <zebaszp> QUESTION: can the babby join us in the session?
[18:55] <simon-pl> QUESTION: Can we expect Ubuntu Touch to be as smouth as IOS is ? On what I've seen so far it looks promissing and fast ( home screen ) but when I go to application ( like contacts ) the scroling is not as smooth...
[18:56] <zebaszp> I didn't say "baby", I said "babby" :P
[18:56]  * MarkDude used you as a reference for my application for being a Mozilla Rep. Along with Karsten. They do some cool stuff.
[18:56] <dshimer> Double the fun
[18:56] <MarkDude> -1 *double the flavour*
[18:56] <zebaszp> double the guitar!
[18:57] <wompa> Question: just play a song!
[18:57] <MarkDude> +1 guitar
[18:57] <jarlath> I can print some posters!
[18:57] <MarkDude> question: music WHERE is it?
[18:57] <wompa> Question: just sing
[18:57] <peter_m> QUESTION: What kind of drums do you have?
[18:58] <zebaszp> D:
[18:58] <MarkDude> Acoustic?
[18:58] <FlyingPig> QUESTION: Whats the weather like wherever you live?
[18:58] <MarkDude> Acapella?
[18:58] <zebaszp> a few minutes? we got like 62...
[18:58] <jarlath> QUESTION: When the baby is sleeping, would you consider ballet? If you're light enough on your feet the baby will never hear it.
[18:58] <MarkDude> +1 for paradise
[18:58] <zebaszp> +1 jarlath
[18:59] <MarkDude> lol
[18:59] <FlyingPig> QUESTION: Have you seen Game of Thrones?
[18:59] <xedi> QUESTION: I dreamed about talking to you concerning using a severed fifth song in a video project under CC, have you ever dreamed about me?
[18:59]  * MarkDude sees photoedit of ballet coming
[18:59] <zebaszp> YES
[18:59] <zebaszp> YES, BALLET
[18:59] <swaveck> BELT
[19:00] <zebaszp> awesome!
[19:00] <MarkDude> ALL Hail Tux the Penguin! (for belt)
[19:01] <Marlinc> QUESTION: What do you think about applications that start developed closed-source and go open-source one's its ready
[19:01] <number22> QUESTION: where is JoseeAntonioR
[19:01] <dshimer> QUESTION: Have you ever considered having a guest join the QA? A Canonical celebrity, someone from one of the teams, etc.
[19:03] <sebsebseb> anyone else having video isues
[19:03] <sebsebseb> or just me ?
[19:03] <MarkDude> question: which folks on irc do you hear in their voice or accent?
[19:03] <nadeem> how is your cooperation with Dell on OEM i am living in malaysia and dell sell ubuntu laptops with nvidia graphic cards that does not work at all
[19:03] <nadeem> they ship it with optimus cards
[19:03] <FlyingPig> no
[19:03] <swaveck> video is OK
[19:03]  * MarkDude does this with Christopher Wickert (and other Germans)
[19:03] <Marlinc> No issues :p
[19:03] <FlyingPig> yes
[19:03] <Bons> video is okj
[19:03] <peter_m> it's okay Jono
[19:03] <number22> everything is okay for me
[19:03] <zebaszp> everything A-OK
[19:03] <MarkDude> audio is fine
[19:03] <sebsebseb> pictuer issue now uh let's re load gian
[19:03] <peter_m> i'm on youtube though
[19:04] <xedi> yes
[19:04] <jarlath> A/V  10=10
[19:05] <FlyingPig> Yes!
[19:05] <Bons> yes, sure :)
[19:05] <FlyingPig> Please bring mark
[19:05] <dshimer> Yes
[19:05] <UbuntuBhoy> QUESTION Is Ubuntu for Android effectively dead?
[19:05] <checkin_> s...
[19:05] <jarlath> Sounds cool. Ten minutes is enough though :)
[19:05] <jarlath> +1 for Mark
[19:05] <sebsebseb> QUESTION: Maybe you should get some person who asks you questions on :d  what you think to that ?
[19:05]  * MarkDude sounds like surfer
[19:06] <peter_m> QUESTION: Any thoughts on games running on ubuntu?
[19:06] <FlyingPig> QUESTIONS: Have you installed any Steam games?
[19:06] <thisIsNotMyNick> QUESTION: Any plans to deploy ubuntu with windows instead of just ubuntu?
[19:06] <Ubunoob> QUESTION: can you tell me more about ubuntu for android?  Having a one device to rule them all approach appeals to me. Is Ubuntu touch pushing ubuntu for android back and will ubuntu touch have the dock for desktop mode?
[19:07] <simon-pl> QUESTION: Submitting apps to USC is a bit pain... Can we expect kind of automated app reviewing system so it doesn’t take that long to get app in or update to USC ? At the moment its about 14days for commercial app and extremely long for free app. any plans on that ?
[19:07] <sebsebseb> QUESTION: NO I meant as the guest, maybe you should have someone on, who usauly asks you questions?
[19:07] <seedymac> when is the official release date of 13.04? sorry if it was talked about already.
[19:08] <Marlinc> QUESTION: If there is Ubuntu Touch and Ubuntu for Android how would apps work. Would Ubuntu apps work on Ubuntu for Android. And will it have the same interface?
[19:08] <jarlath> QUESTION: Were the reported huge performance improvements in 13.04 intentional?
[19:09] <thisIsNotMyNick> QUESTION: I was meaning new computers. Ubuntu and windows by default.
[19:09] <sebsebseb> QUESTION:  Ok a differnet kind of question,  why did you become just jono on IRC instead of something more exciting?
[19:09] <FlyingPig> QUESTION: I haven't heard much about Ubuntu TV lately. Are there any news on that?
[19:09] <icoop> QUESTION: what do you think about the whole smart watch rumors and announcements? Do you think ubuntu will extend it's convergence to watches in future?
[19:11] <nadeem> QUESTION: what kind of cooperation on OEM , i live in malaysia and dell making ubuntu laptops with nonworking graphic cards (nvidia optimus)??
[19:11] <firelinks> QUESTION: HOw well does Ubuntu Phone OS work with JavaScript/HTML5 Frameworks and is there scope for more support?
[19:11] <peter_m> QUESTION: I work at a PC shop in Hungary - would it be okay for me to install ubuntu on OEM PC's? Do i need some kind of a permission?
[19:11] <schauer97> QUESTION: I hope i can ask this technical question.  Why can i not start a [Name].sh script in Ubuntu 13.04 with doubleklick? Is this a bug or a feature? I used the commmand: chmod +x to execute!
[19:12] <techman246> what are the plans for 14.04?
[19:12] <sebsebseb> QUESTION:  No I mean people stil ask qustions as normal, but  you also have this guest on, someone who would normaly ask you questions as wel?  In fact maybe thsi person would get asked some questions to.  I mean trying something differnet as a guest,  instead of someone from Canonical or whatever.
[19:12] <sebsebseb> oh how text can be interrupted in diffenret ways at  times heh heh
[19:13] <MunkyBone> BELT BUCKLE: Smoke my meat.
[19:14] <jarlath> BELT_BUCKLE: Download link for Ubuntu!
[19:14] <techman246> BELT BUCKLE humanity twords others
[19:14] <zebaszp> BELT BUCKLE: got root?
[19:15] <peter_m> BELT BUCKLE: Double the Belt Buckle
[19:15] <FlyingPig> BELT BUCKLE: No place like 127.0.0.1
[19:17] <FlyingPig> QUESTION: What about Ubuntu on belt buckles?
[19:17] <zebaszp> QUESTION: what about ballet? https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-OLNRBjYpbjI/UW71LHhPOZI/AAAAAAAAAtk/ZGShOi3kJEg/w307-h428-p-o/jono+ballet.jpg
[19:18] <zebaszp> MarkDude, there you go
[19:18] <jarlath> QUESTION: Do you find it crazy that in 2013, a file manager takes longer than .0001 seconds to open on a desktop? I'm talking about Win/Lin/Mac. I've been expecting it to get faster since it first bothered me in 1997 but it hasn't happened!
[19:19] <techman246> how hard is it to get a job with cononical
[19:19] <zebaszp> QUESTION: let's bring Bryan Lunduke!
[19:19] <thisIsNotMyNick> QUESTION: how can ubuntu cooperate with projects like MER?
[19:19] <ahayzen> QUESTION: Are you going to a release party for raring?
[19:20] <hip2dajive> BELT BUCKLE: Ubuntu... mmmmm Bacon
[19:20] <MunkyBone> QUESTION: is there a character limit on the belt buckle?
[19:21] <checkin_> will ubuntu phone stream interfaces to docks like laptop, desktop, tablet, tv wirelessly
[19:22] <zebaszp> that's 5 minutes of GIMP for you
[19:22] <zebaszp> oh god, I can't stop laughing...
[19:22] <MarkDude> Gimp rocks
[19:23] <simon-pl> QUESTION: When can we expect Mir to be included in daily Ubuntu Touch images as default?
[19:23] <peter_m> Bryan rocks!
[19:23] <zebaszp> oh god, really? I'd love to see that!
[19:24] <thisIsNotMyNick> QUESTION: http://merproject.org/
[19:24] <MunkyBone> BELT BUCKLE: U-bacon-tu
[19:24] <techman246> what could i do to maybe get a job with canonical?
[19:24] <FlyingPig> techman246: type QUESTION
[19:24] <jarlath> zebaszp: that was _very_ funny :)
[19:24] <swaveck> BELT BUCKLE: be my SUDO
[19:25] <zebaszp> I'm so gonna share that on the G+ community...
[19:26] <thisIsNotMyNick> BELT BUCKLE: PRESS FOR SURPRISE
[19:26] <peter_m> QUESTION: Do you listen to Meshuggah?
[19:26] <MunkyBone> BELT BUCKLE: Why are you staring at my crotch?
[19:27] <FlyingPig> QUESTION: What shall I ask?
[19:28] <swaveck> QUESTION: what type of lcd screen are you using now ?
[19:28] <Marlinc> QUESTION: This is not really a question but I send a email with the survey
[19:28] <techman246> what should i look forward to in 14.04?
[19:28] <Marlinc> It is about how you use the clipboard for a app some friends and me are working on
[19:29] <zebaszp> I'm still laughing at my picture...
[19:29] <Marlinc> If more people would fill it would be awesome :)
[19:29] <Marlinc> http://goo.gl/vFW7U is the URL to it
[19:29] <techman246> cool\
[19:29] <FlyingPig> Marlinc: What language is that? Oo
[19:29] <zebaszp> I don't speak dutch :(
[19:30] <dscassel_> QUESTION: What are your thoughts on city-based LoCo teams?
[19:30] <schauer97> QUESTION: Do you know a good alternative for Wirecast, but under Linux? But no ffmpeg or Webcamstudio?
[19:30] <Marlinc> Woops wrong one
[19:30] <tetris4> QUESTION: Where can someone interested in Community Management/Interction in FOSS start? Can you provide some general guidelines on studies, jobs, internships etc?
[19:30] <ahayzen> QUESTION: Will the Ubuntu SDK be extended to more programming languages?
[19:30] <swaveck> QUESTION: would it be possible to create official webpage with Canonical and Ubuntu history ? pictures from summits, etc ?
[19:30] <Marlinc> https://docs.google.com/a/mms-projects.net/spreadsheet/viewform?formkey=dHdFV2Fyd0xnRU52a2o0TWg1Z1VRZVE6MQ#gid=0
[19:30] <Marlinc> That is the link to it
[19:30] <icoop> Research firm Gartner expects the market for wearable smart electronics to be a $10 billion industry by 2016
[19:30] <techman246> how could you setup a loco team?
[19:31] <FlyingPig> QUESTION: Whats your opinion on Boston?
[19:32] <zebaszp> ahayzen, I really doubt it
[19:32] <jarlath> QUESTION: What's you're favourite non-default application/lense/feature on Ubuntu?
[19:32] <Marlinc> There are some more specific clipboard questions in the survey jono. If you would like to answer it would be great if it would be through the form
[19:33] <hip2dajive> QUESTION: Are there any plans to make the Ubuntu1 back-end server open-source?  - For most security minded people storing files unencrypted on American servers is a complete no-no.
[19:33] <swaveck> YES, YES YES
[19:33] <jjed> QUESTION: How do you think Red Hat and Canonical can patch things up? There seems to be a lot of barely concealed hostility.
[19:34] <icoop> QUESTION: Will we see WiFi Direct / Miracast in ubuntu touch?
[19:36] <zebaszp> YEAH, GO GEANY!
[19:37] <zebaszp> geany is truly amazing
[19:37] <simon-pl> UBUNTU HISTORY ( bare in mind its in polish + images ) http://www.ubuntu-pomoc.org/historia-ubuntu-w-obrazkach/
[19:37] <orange_> QUESTION: What do you think about autohide menu in Unity? Personally I dislike it
[19:37] <schauer97> Geany is awsome
[19:38] <hip2dajive> Extra Note: US law states that the US government can access non-citizen's data freely and for no reason, check out the EFF website
[19:39] <MarkDude> https://plus.google.com/u/0/105095769731159704550/posts/M6qW1RFkDAx
[19:39] <MarkDude> Another Jono ballet pic
[19:39] <fine> will Ubuntu phone be able to stream wirelessly interfaces to docks like laptop, desktop, tablet, tv
[19:41] <MarkDude> Also Fedora has sucked since F14
[19:41] <MarkDude> Note my Fedora cloak.
[19:42] <FlyingPig> QUESTION: Why is the video with Nelson Mandela no longer shipped with ubuntu?
[19:42] <MarkDude> Jono is telling the truth here,
[19:42] <MarkDude> +1 for Spatula
[19:43] <MarkDude> Note: Jan is reasonable, minus how he judges Americans that visit Germany and *wear shorts*
[19:45] <techman246> will we be able to forward a mir session over network or internet like in X?
[19:46] <zebaszp> QUESTION: did you see MarkDude's pic? mine's better anyways...DOUBLE THE BALLET
[19:47] <MarkDude> Courtney is here laughing too
[19:47] <zebaszp> this shall become a meme
[19:47] <zebaszp> DOUBLE THE MEME
[19:47] <FlyingPig> quick! someone has to upload it to 9gag
[19:47] <peter_m> I'm thinking 13.04 default wallpaper
[19:47] <MarkDude>  #jonoballet meme
[19:48] <orange_> QUESTION: Do you like cats?
[19:48] <zebaszp> #jonoballet YES
[19:48] <fine> music
[19:48] <jarlath> Thank you Jono.
[19:48] <swaveck> ---> simon-pl:  that's exactly I'm referring to
[19:48] <dscassel_> Thanks, Jono.
[19:48] <zebaszp> you're awesome, jono, thank you a lot
[19:49] <jono> thanks everyone!
[19:49] <zebaszp> that was freaking hilarious
[19:49] <ahayzen> thanks, jono
[19:49] <zebaszp> you do remember when jarlath suggested ballet because of the baby, right?
[19:50] <zebaszp> just to put context into the whole joke, otherwise it's just weird
[19:51] <MarkDude> Yes
[19:51] <zebaszp> don't hate me, jono D:
[19:51]  * MarkDude had to explain context
[19:51] <MarkDude> He's cool with it
[19:51] <jono> zebaszp, never :-)
[19:51] <zebaszp> yay! :D
[19:51] <zebaszp> anyways, thanks a lot, I'll be leaving now
[19:52] <zebaszp> have a good one!
[20:14] <ahoneybun> Hello Jono
[20:15] <ahoneybun> I can see you