[06:54] <Tm_T> good morning
[07:03] <Unit193> Howdy.
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[16:53] <Paul042> hi
[16:53] <Paul042> heyhey
[16:53] <Paul042> anybody home
[16:53] <Myrtti> yes?
[16:53] <Paul042> hi elky
[16:53] <Pici> Paul042: Sure, whats up?
[16:54] <Paul042> nothing too serious friends, I'm new to this chat
[16:55] <Paul042> hi pici all well and what bout you
[16:55] <Pici> Er, okay.  Just wanted to let you know that #ubuntu-irc is for resolving issues with IRC itself. Our support channel is #ubuntu and our offtopic (chat) channel is #ubuntu-offtopic :)
[16:56] <Paul042> ohh I see Miss pici and tyvm for keeping me abreast of the surrroundings
[16:57] <Paul042> pici, is this a german international chat room
[16:57] <Pici> this isn't, but there is #ubuntu-de
[16:57] <Pici> !de
[16:57] <ubottu> In den meisten Ubuntu-Kanälen wird nur Englisch gesprochen. Für deutschsprachige Hilfe besuche bitte #ubuntu-de, #kubuntu-de, #edubuntu-de oder #ubuntu-at. Einfach "/join #ubuntu-de" eingeben. Danke für Dein Verständnis!
[16:58] <Paul042> How do I log in to #ubuntu-de, pici
[16:59] <Pici> Paul042: type: /join #ubuntu-de
[16:59] <Pici> no spaces in front
[17:00] <Paul042> type?? where?
[17:00] <Pici> here
[17:00] <Paul042> lol
[17:00] <Paul042> okay
[17:02] <Paul042> wait wait if I don't like joining ubentu-de and wanna return back here...what should I type to get back here again
[17:03] <Paul042> Miss pici
[17:03] <Pici> you should have a tab for both channels on your irc client
[17:05] <Paul042> it makes me sad that I know zero about the tab and the client
[17:06] <Paul042> maybe  should try ubentu-de, I hope ppl talk english inside ubentu-de
[17:06] <Myrtti> why would they talk English there?
[17:07] <Myrtti> one would assume they'd speak German.
[17:07] <Paul042> lol okay myrtti
[17:08] <Paul042> so Myrtti, where you from
[17:08] <Myrtti> Finland.
[17:08] <Paul042> m'hm
[17:08] <Paul042> m'hm
[17:08] <Paul042> nice
[17:08] <Paul042> lol
[17:09] <Paul042> meri porim lukio
[17:09] <Paul042> myrtti
[17:10] <Paul042> you there beautiful
[17:11] <Paul042> asleep
[17:11] <Myrtti> excuse me?
[17:11] <Paul042> excused
[17:11] <Paul042> lol
[17:12] <Paul042> I feel so lonely right now, I can't do anything
[17:12] <Paul042> how do I log out
[17:13] <Paul042> how do I.....Myrtti
[17:13] <Pici> close the window/tab
[17:14] <Paul042> tyvm miss pici, will be back
[17:15] <Myrtti> please no.
[17:16] <IdleOne> Apparently if your name ends in a vowel you must be a Miss
[17:16] <SKULL083> Hi beautiful
[17:16] <IdleOne> Hello Paul042
[17:16] <SKULL083> Idleone sup........
[17:17] <IdleOne> Anything I can help you with ?
[17:17] <SKULL083> Thank you for the re-assurances Idleone
[17:18] <IdleOne> I didn't give you any
[17:18] <SKULL083> I'm right back to square one, hurting and alone
[17:18] <SKULL083> but I try to keep it from happening
[17:19] <SKULL083> pici
[17:19] <Pici> SKULL083:
[17:20] <SKULL083> (:
[17:20] <SKULL083> myrtti
[17:21] <SKULL083> myrtti, do ya talk less
[17:22] <SKULL083> hi beautiful myrtti
[17:22] <Pici> SKULL083: knock it off.
[17:23] <SKULL083> you see, it's true pici I am ecstatically happy talking to myrtti
[17:23] <SKULL083> texting
[17:23] <Pici> SKULL083: This channel isn't for idle conversation and you're being annoying.
[17:24] <Myrtti> you're being creepy, to be honest.
[17:24] <SKULL083> tell give me directions, where do I find a place where we can text
[17:25] <SKULL083> I'm not creepy
[17:26] <SKULL083> no no myrtti, I'm not here who like to mess with ppl's heart, I'm a nice guy
[17:26] <Myrtti> I don't care if you're an octopus
[17:26] <Myrtti> because I'm not interested in idle chitchat
[17:27] <SKULL083> look deeply into my eyes myrtti, do I look like a creepy
[17:27] <SKULL083> creep
[17:27] <IdleOne> yes. now stop bothering our users
[17:27] <SKULL083> lol@myrtti, wish I were an octopus so that I could hug pici and you at the same time
[17:28] <Myrtti> I swear you're really trying now
[17:29] <SKULL083> trying?? what?
[17:29] <Myrtti> did you have a Ubuntu IRC related problem or question?
[17:29] <SKULL083> yeah
[17:30] <SKULL083> sure
[17:30] <SKULL083> 1. I rise and fall in her ocean of love...why???
[17:31] <SKULL083> she leaves me drowning, gasping for air.....myrtti please rescue me
[17:31] <SKULL083> solve my problems...problem problem everwhere
[17:35] <SKULL306> Im so upset
[17:35] <Pici> !guidelines>  SKULL306
[17:35] <ubottu> SKULL306, please see my private message
[17:35] <SKULL306> tyvm
[17:36] <SKULL306> I did not said anything bad
[17:36] <SKULL306> beautiful is a nice word
[17:36] <SKULL306> love is a wonderful thing
[17:37] <Myrtti> but it's not relevant to this channel. And you've been asked to stop.
[17:37] <SKULL306> then what you all talk here
[17:38] <Pici> Issues regarding irc channels themselves.
[17:38] <SKULL306> lol, what kinda issues ma'am pici
[17:39] <Pici> problem users, issues with our bots, operator access.
[17:39] <SKULL306> ohhhh i see
[17:40] <SKULL306> is it possible to invade the dreams of beautiful girls here
[17:40] <SKULL306> lol
[17:42] <Corey> How not at all creepy.
[18:04] <hggdh> I am unsure about what actually happened. Are we now an analyst, ah, couch?
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