[00:09] <jrwren> mine has beer.
[00:09] <jrwren> anyone know of a window/chunked function in js? i don't see one in underscore or jquery :(
[00:15] <snap-l> jrwren: WHat are you looking to do?
[00:19] <rick_h> jrwren: nope
[00:29] <rick_h> trevlar: http://bommaritollc.com/2013/03/09/generating-ssh-config-from-aws-hosts-using-boto/
[00:41] <Blazeix> jrwren: don't know of anything, but this is kind of fun: http://vpaste.net/zfsNJ
[01:15] <trevlar> snap-l: http://raspberrycolocation.com/
[01:24] <rick_h> Blazeix: http://googledevelopers.blogspot.com/2013/05/an-easier-way-to-save-files-to-google.html
[01:29] <jrwren> Blazeix: that looks WAY better than the shit I just wrote :)
[01:29] <jrwren> look at this terd of a comparison: http://paste.mitechie.com/show/973/
[01:35] <Blazeix> yours might be more memory efficient :)
[01:36] <jrwren> its possible, if mine worked, it doesn't... yet.
[01:36] <jrwren> TIL about lodash. very interesting underscore alternative
[01:38] <Blazeix> huh, cool, never heard of it
[01:38] <Blazeix> wait, backbone uses lodash?
[01:39] <jrwren> Blazeix: that works beautifully.
[01:41] <rick_h> see, CHC > * :P
[01:41] <jrwren> the story goes: some people wanted to contrib to underscore, their ideas were rejected. an api compatible lodash was created.
[01:41] <rick_h> well, Blazeix > * :)
[01:41] <jrwren> CHC is different.
[01:41] <jrwren> i'm home already, so I guess CHC is more hardcore.
[01:41] <snap-l> *<:-)
[01:41] <jrwren> i started at 6pm :p
[01:44] <jrwren> Blazeix: where did you get that chunked impl? you whip it up?
[01:45] <Blazeix> yeah
[01:45] <Blazeix> my excuse is that i'm learning haskell, so my JS is starting to resemble haskell
[01:46] <Blazeix> so i gave you that implementation, and you gave me knowledge about the existence of lodash. win-win
[01:46] <jrwren> haskell calls it chunk?
[01:46] <jrwren> F# calls it window.
[01:47] <Blazeix> oh, i don't know if there's a haskell implementation. i just mean it's a very functional-ish implementation
[01:47] <jrwren> indeed.
[01:48] <jrwren> F# seq.windowed or window. not exactly sure.
[01:51] <jrwren> i wish javascript had a better continuation passing style
[01:52] <jrwren> oh, i guess it does, I just need to use it *sigh*
[02:14] <jrwren> this works great.
[03:13] <rick_h> woot
[03:15] <Blazeix> jrwren: what are you using cps for? async stuff?
[03:18] <rick_h> will look at it with fresh eyes tomorrow but any feedback appreciated. http://uploads.mitechie.com/resume.html Feel free to send an email or something with notes/suggestions. Time for bed.
[03:18] <rick_h> Blazeix: <3 the pic lol
[03:22] <Blazeix> haha, yeah, tethering for the win
[03:22] <Blazeix> james got his arduino thing working with seconds to spare
[03:22] <rick_h> lol, awesome
[03:23] <Blazeix> rick_h: quick look over the resume, looks good. i think that first sentence in the summary may have gotten a bit jumbled, though
[03:23] <Blazeix> "about their craft about the UX" maybe missing the word 'and'
[03:23] <rick_h> Blazeix: yea, I keep trying to tweak it. It's got a mix of 4 different ideas in it now
[03:23] <rick_h> hah, yea. brain auto adding things to it.
[03:48] <snap-l> rick_h: Doesn't say anything about "strong correct opinions" ;)
[03:49] <rick_h> snap-l: you have to bring me on board for a while to get that. Must experience to believe it :)
[03:49] <snap-l> On the Maza Server, might want to reword "This project worked on a very tight deadline as it was a required feature for the Ubuntu release.
[03:49] <rick_h> k
[03:49] <snap-l> as "Project required rapid turn around to meet deadline for Ubuntu release"
[03:50] <snap-l> Also, keep your tenses the same
[03:51] <snap-l> Verbed blah blah blah
[03:51] <rick_h> snap-l: yea, that's some of the fresh eye stuff to go back through tomorrow. I mix stuff up as I edited this section and that section
[03:52] <snap-l> lmk if you need some help with it.
[03:52] <rick_h> will do, thanks!
[03:52] <snap-l> np
[03:52] <snap-l> If you really want to feel belittled, my mom was an English teacher, and can lay the grammar smack-down. :)
[03:53] <Blazeix> you can rehost, adding bright red strikethrough
[03:53] <rick_h> the dreaded red-ink!
[03:54] <snap-l> Nah, she'll photo-copy it and mark it with the real thing
[03:54] <snap-l> Has a more visceral bloody cut feel to it with the real ink. :)
[03:55] <snap-l> It isn't real editing until someone draws blood
[03:56] <snap-l> Also, unless you want to be Richard Harding at gig++, you may just want to use Rick Harding
[03:56] <snap-l> May help with the google juice
[03:56] <rick_h> yea, I use Richard because it's the formal and what any paperwork will say
[03:57] <rick_h> it sucks, I have that with work now. email and such is rick.harding, but then I have to make sure all insurance/etc say Richard actually on it
[03:58] <snap-l> Change your name to Rick Harding legally. That  should be entertaining. :)
[03:58] <rick_h> hah, named after my great grandfather. Can't go that route
[03:58] <snap-l> bah
[03:59] <snap-l> tradition is for the weak. Now if you'll excuse me I must do my evening ritual passed down through several generations. ;)
[04:00] <snap-l> g'night
[04:19] <jrwren> Blazeix: just wanted cps to time delay those things which I chunked.
[04:20] <jrwren> telling d3js to transition ease 300+ objects all at once kills firefox, so I chunk 50 at a time over a time period.
[04:20] <jrwren> cps to setTimeout and move to next instance (continue)
[12:30] <rick_h> wow, amazon won't work for me this morning. Site loads but can't login to see orders, tried to buy something and it died at payment.
[12:32] <brousch> Works for me. Get a real Internets
[12:32] <brousch> Maybe they cut you off for ordering too much stuff
[12:33] <rick_h> but but but...my camper needs accessories!
[12:36] <brousch> Like a bar cutting off a drunk
[12:36] <rick_h> nooooooooooooo
[12:38] <brousch> snap-l: , I think it's time to set up that Amazon Intervention we've been talking about
[13:08] <snap-l> brousch: It's already in motion
[13:08] <snap-l> From now on the only site rick_h can buy from is buy.com.
[13:09] <snap-l> And may God have mercy on his soul
[13:25] <rick_h> test
[13:28] <brousch> Still blocked
[14:04] <rick_h> dammit, our 4th of july destinations is having a nice cool spell right now but going to go back up in temps the day we get out there. Curse you mother nature!!!
[14:09] <snap-l> Heh
[14:25] <snap-l> jrwren: Hate leads to anger, anger leads to fear, fear leads to late nights coding to make the bad go away. ;)
[14:53] <widox> rick_h: but really, you can't trust the forcast that far out
[14:56] <brousch> If you can't trust some of the biggest supercomputers and forecast models in the world, then who can you trust?
[16:45] <snap-l> I think I figured out how to get LXC containers to bridge to our internal network
[16:45] <rick_h> woot!
[16:45] <snap-l> which means I won't have to create new VBox instances just for one-off server instances.
[16:46] <snap-l> nuts, just realized etckeeper is using bzr by default and not git on my work machine
[16:47] <rick_h> doh, run away!
[16:47] <greg-g> Ubuntu changes it
[16:47] <greg-g> 'cuz, you know
[16:47] <snap-l> stupid
[16:48] <greg-g> if you used Debian it'd do the right thing by default ;)
[16:48] <rick_h> burn!
[16:51] <snap-l> Oh well. At least I can use bzr-git to pull out some history
[18:04] <snap-l> Well, that success was short lived
[18:04] <snap-l> Machine was acting up.
[18:04] <snap-l> Not sure why.