[00:15] heh, he'll have fun with that .. geoip puts me as Shannon, but he knows I'm not there [04:45] Hi [04:49] could you help me please i have a problam in ubuntu [04:52] my boot partation full that'y i removed old kernel i got problems [04:53] venkat: I think you might get a faster, better answer if you post your question t http://askubuntu.com/ [04:54] now i post exat problam [04:55] can not open root device "mapper/ubuntu-root" or unlnow block(0,0):error -6 [04:56] please append a corrent "root" boot partation [04:57] kernel panix-not syncing ufs: unable to mount root fs on unknow [04:57] this is exat problams [04:59] MartijnVdS: i can not enter single user mod also same problem [05:00] please tel me what can i do ? [05:02] MartijnVdS: please tel me [05:57] Hi [05:58] morning [06:00] could you help me [06:03] my boot partation use 100% that's y i removed old kernel after restarting system got errors [06:03] when i select ubunt enter errors [06:05] error messages ; can not open root device "mapper/ubuntu-root" or unknow-block(0,0):error -6 [06:06] 2) please append a corrent "root=" boot option; here are the avvaliable partation [06:07] 3) kernel panic-not syncing : VFS: unable to mount root fs on unknow (0,0) [06:08] 4) pid:1, comm : swapper/0 not tainted 3.5.0.34-generic ---------->like problems [06:08] please could you lehp me [06:16] please help me anyone [06:19] if there is no one to help you here, have you tried #ubuntu ? [06:32] i am fresher in dot't no depth knowledge ubuntu boot process i tried to login single user mod also same problem i check google also i can't solve my problem after i am lookin ubuntu forum [06:34] moodoo please can you slove my problem [06:36] I don't know the answer without googling it [06:39] i send errors after select ununtu enter [06:53] morning [06:54] morning [06:56] hey MooDoo [06:56] :) [07:39] nurbs [07:40] blender's implementation is really weird and has functions that do nothing at all [07:49] hi === schwuk_away is now known as schwuk === emmy is now known as Guest45966 [08:26] Anyone see the google glass post I posted last night .. (?) ::::: http://bit.ly/12kazQI ::: [08:28] redtape|renegade: aren't you using them yourself? [08:29] "The Bitcoin luxury marketplace" has a Lada on it? [08:30] MooDoo : just get the emails from that website , and wince over how Americanised the word *decadence* has become. So not yet, No .. but they do run Ubuntu, I'm told. [08:30] ah ok [08:31] saw a 7 year old boy on the train clutching a ribena and a £50 note today :-| [08:33] which one did you nick? [08:33] ribena or £50 note ? It's like that McCains advert of which one is more important to him ... 'dad or chips ?' [08:33] i wouldn't trust 50p to a child [08:34] he'd spend it on a kinder egg [08:34] actually i found a pound once as a boy and bought 4 kinders and 4 cola bottles with it [08:35] mungbean: I think I bought a potatoe scallop with my new-found £1 coin .. prob.ly get a Fredo bar now .. [08:37] They say that Fredo bars are directly proportional to the rate of inflation .. i.e '02@ 5p then '13 @ 20p. [08:38] I think the bonk of England set their base rate by Fredo bars ;) [08:38] haha [08:39] my son is currently at that stage where if given a pound or two to buy something for himself he will try to convince me that i should pay so that he can keep his pounds to put them in his piggy bank instead [08:39] haha :) [08:39] christel: banker in the making? [08:39] (mind, he is also a bit greedy -- he hoovered the dining room and i jokingly suggested that i had better start paying him pocket money soon... he turned around and told me it would be 13 pounds) [08:40] i think he picked the amount out of thin air... he's only 3 and a half! [08:40] i felt it was a bit steep! [08:40] Sam is saving his money to buy expensive toys [08:40] MartijnVdS: i fear he might be! [08:40] christel: sounds more and more like a banker.. :) [08:40] popey: :D [08:40] he finds 10p here or there and squirrels it away [08:40] Aah the Age to pound ratio .. get them every time ! [08:40] i remember as a 8 year old, closing my midland account to join the halifax and i had £84. the lady said, you gonna spend it on something nice? i said, no i'm putting it in the HFX [08:40] how on earth i earned that muhc money as a child i'll never know [08:41] 25p/week pocket money .. [08:42] christel: I got that from my 4 year old, who I suggested wash the car, he said I'll do it for a tenner :S [08:43] looks interstig for summer hols activities for kids for those in kent http://www.thewarandpeacerevival.co.uk/ [08:43] I think squirrelling is the main aim/moral here though :: http://imgur.com/bqxA7Wi [08:47] I sometimes have to borrow money from the kids for parking! [08:47] they ensure I pay them back [08:47] http://eelslap.com/ [08:48] maybe tumbleweed can be modified liek this :D [08:49] Good morning all, happy Don't Step On A Bee Day! :-D [08:50] redtape|renegade: I thought squirrelling was something else then, I take my dog squirrelling every day, he's still trying to work out how to climb tree's to catch one though [08:51] my dog caught one once [08:51] she's a jack russell, so it didn't last long [08:51] shake shake shake drop [08:52] how can i tell the microcode revision on my system? [08:53] /proc/cpuinfo ? [08:53] grep microcode /proc/cpuinfo [08:53] tried that, and dmidecode and dmesg, /var/log/* [08:54] microcode : 0x28 [08:54] i see that x4 [08:54] oh [08:54] weird [08:54] it's in dmesg as well [08:54] nothing in mine [08:54] amd cpu? [08:54] yesh [08:54] * popey shrugs [08:54] <- Intel [08:54] DJones: poor thing .. but yur right .. should have put the dash in .. squirel-ing .. there are other 'shots' you can take of less harm .. http://www.fancy.com/things/264739773443219027/Big-Head-Squirrel-Feeder [08:55] hopefully problem fixed now after the bios update. just wish their changelogs actually said technical stuff instead of misleading interpretations [08:55] "* Bug fixes and performance improvements" [08:55] * Fixed something causing instability with vmware * [08:55] actually was a microcode update that affects other OS too [08:55] * BigRedS hides his commit messages [08:56] was getting system hangs [09:02] OT | an someone check if channel '0177' is still the *chillout channel* on sky, or has it expired ? redtape only knows them now thru http://www.last.fm/user/ChillDAB [09:02] **Can someone ... [09:03] redtape|renegade: http://tv.sky.com/tv-guide [09:04] oh right , yes .. thank-you .. [09:11] Yeah, can'tb find 'Radio #channels' on that http://bit.ly/15vICGz .. put it on the back burner for 11-sies.. [09:11] **can't find 'R.. [09:23] Good morning peeps :) [09:25] Goooooooood Morning! [09:25] * redtape|renegade thawte popeycam would be 'blazing' today .. Apparently not .. according to the MetOffig :: http://yhoo.it/12gYHvA ::: Morning bigcalm [09:29] SEO people are peculiar [09:29] Yes. They are. [09:29] They are almost all spammers too. [09:29] [FACT] [09:29] they deserve to be rounded up and put in a field IMO [09:29] Ronnie Bincer especially. [09:30] isn't SEO a synonym for spam? [09:30] our customer's SEO people have asked that we remove the 301 redirect from .co.uk to .com and replace it with an "Our site has moved" page on the .co.uk... [09:30] Pillocks [09:31] it is the site of an ambulance chasing company, so I feel no sympathy for the customer, though :) [09:31] Eugh [09:31] Name 'n shame ;) [09:32] Oh, that reminds me. I need to sign and post this NDA agreement [09:32] hahaha [09:39] BigRedS: wait, what? [09:40] your seo people wanted you to put a redirect notice page up instead of just redirecting? [09:40] *brain asplode* [09:40] * redtape|renegade wonders if it's time to think about modding a HTPC for Ubuntu-TV ? :: http://bit.ly/12Y7iGL :: .. I think I'll leave it till 14.10, next year. [09:41] with that spec? good luck. [09:41] * redtape|renegade did say 'modd'. [09:41] that's not "modding", that's "upgrading" [09:42] neuro: I don't have SEO people! :) but, yeah, that's what they wanted [09:42] heh yeah, bit old and crusty is that [09:42] oh, misread, customer's seo people [09:43] seo and domainers ... the dark musty underbelly of the interwebs [09:46] Yeah. Every time I get an email from a customer introducing their SEO people I picture some dank victorian London street of an evening with two hooded shifty looking types walking towards me [09:46] I should probably drink less coffee. [09:46] :) [09:46] "nice website ... would be a pity if something ... happened to it ... 's google pagerank" [09:46] hahaha [09:46] neuro: hahaha :) [09:55] BigRedS: badumtsh [09:57] jpc [09:57] indeed [10:07] so, something in London went down, eh? :-) [10:12] Lnay How So ? (I thnk this is the main one atmo. :: http://ind.pn/1aax3ph ::) [10:17] why does my pc have so many ipv6 addresses? [10:17] namely, 8 [10:22] Morning all [10:22] davmor2, you're late! [10:22] davmor2, I already have my elevenses, that's how I know! [10:23] davmor2, but good morning all the same. ;) [10:23] JamesTait: Late is a relative term I finished 40 minute over yesterday and an hour over on Monday so technically I'm still way ahead of myself :P [10:24] davmor2, ah, you're like me. I'll let you off. ;) [10:25] JamesTait: My Mom is here this morning to pay us a visit and I just lost track of time it was like 10 when I last looked at the clock :) [10:26] davmor2, no explanations required, I managed to get my elevenses without my usually-reliable alarm clock. ;) Say hi to your mom for me! [10:26] *mum [10:27] all spelling must be approved by the #ubuntu-uk overlords :D [10:27] mungbean: that will be Mom for Mother rather than the wussy southern version of Mum for Mummy :P [10:28] mungbean, "it's complicated". ;) [10:28] ipv6 is cheap [10:28] mom for mother?! [10:28] * Laney grows perplexed [10:28] but why do i get 8 addresses? [10:28] my bot just exited and reappeared with another address...weird [10:30] OT : redtape wonders if there's a manual *basque* after noting the 'bulls are running today' (click right for pictures) :: http://yhoo.it/152l6P2 :: it appears not. [10:30] **manual in *basque .. [10:31] mungbean, off the top of my head, you'll have at least a loopback (::1) and a link-local (fe80::...), then possibly an auto-configured global, and a dynamic global with privacy extensions. [10:31] yes i have 8 global [10:31] attached to eth0 [10:31] and 1 link . [10:32] All native? [10:32] Or are there tunnels, teredo (sp?) and stuff? [10:32] don't think there's any funky tunnels [10:36] mungbean, they'd probably be attached to a tun interface rather than eth0, actually. [10:36] i only have eth0 and lo0 [10:37] i might be confused though, i dont know much about ip6 [10:37] Xeon Processor E5-2660 8C 2.2GHz 20MB Cache 1600MHz 95 [10:37] woops [10:37] http://pastebin.com/qahJhma0 [10:39] "The Intel Xeon Phi coprocessor runs Linux. It [10:39] really is an x86 SMP-on-a-chip running Linux. " [10:40] you can get a shell session on the card. [10:42] mungbean, ip -6 addr show eth0 will give you a bit more information about those addresses. [10:43] most are scope global temporary deprecated dynamic [10:43] one is scope global dynamic [10:44] I think that means they were allocated by IPv6 privacy extensions and have been superseded, but I'm not sure. [10:45] The auto-configured IPv6 address normally contains your adapters MAC address in a trivially-encoded form, so the privacy extensions obfuscate that in some way. [10:45] At least that's how I understand it. I'm not intimately familiar with the whole thing, tbh. [10:45] * JamesTait glosses over the missing apostrophe. [10:48] mungbean, so the global dynamic one (not temporary) should look startlingly similar to the MAC address of eth0. It'll have ff:fe in the middle. [10:48] And the first byte will be different (bit 2 is flipped, I think). === jpds is now known as Guest46086 [11:03] hey,cloud cover, what's that? [11:03] just in time for lunch :( [11:05] cloud cover? is that were you drape a tarp over your cloud servers to stop them getting wet when facilities forgets to fix the loos in the floor above? === emmy is now known as Guest26050 [11:12] SuperMatt: it's the money you pay to get into the cloud in the first place [11:13] SuperMatt: like a cover charge [11:20] hey dudes; anyone keen on varnish? Can't work out how to avoid it caching either large files, or files by type? [11:22] and I keep taking down the server when I try :( === alan_g is now known as alan_g|afk [11:33] I am absolutely fed up of dealing with link spam today [11:33] and the day is young [11:34] indeed - how're you popey ? === alan_g|afk is now known as alan_g [11:39] andylockran: we've a varnish fan here, I'll ping him [11:41] andylockran: hey, BigRedS told me you've a varnish question [11:41] andylockran: it's easier to filter based on request, rather than file type/size, so for example, don't cache requests for ^/*.avi === victorp_ is now known as victorp [11:53] kirrus: thanks for getting back to me [11:54] kirrus: does this make sense for you : http://pastebin.com/ym6wHP3A [12:03] temp outside is < 20º, yay [12:04] ooh, new email [12:05] from virgin atlantic [12:05] "We are always looking for ways we can improve to make your experience on future flights better and would be very grateful if you can spare around 5-8 minutes of your time to share your views." [12:05] *rubs hands together* [12:06] haha [12:06] andylockran: that looks fine after a quick look, though varnish can choke on large files.. it might be worth piping the connection instead of passing [12:08] andylockran: if I remember rightly, there's a bug in varnish that makes it crash the worker handling large files. Newer versions should be patched [12:11] hmm, didn't get much of a chance to put the boot in on virgin's flight survey other than to rate punctuality of the outbound flight as "poor" (it was over 3 hours before we got on a plane after the departure time) [12:12] I do like those surveys where the closest you can get to complaining is marking them as 0 for 'would you reccomend us to your friends' [12:13] i rated them a five [12:13] I had a council send me a survey about paying council tax. It asked me to rate my chances of doing it again... [12:13] the inbound flight was excellent [12:13] lol [12:13] haha [12:14] well, there's a difference between *wanting* to pay your council tax and actually *having* to pay it ... :) [12:14] haha, yeah [12:15] i phoned up some credit types today who i have some old debt with that i'm paying off [12:15] wanted to get the current balance [12:15] and they said "oh and there's the other account with (blah blah) pounds on it" [12:15] i was like "whaaaaaat? when did i last pay anything against it?" [12:15] "oh, something something 2010" [12:15] OOPS [12:16] "um, so I should start paying something to that then, eh?" "yes, that would be great!" :) [12:16] glad i called now [12:20] "Sync failed. Please commit all your changes before syncing." [12:20] ಠ_ಠ [12:20] GIIIIIIIIIT *shakes fist* [12:21] what happens when you work on stuff on one machine, then copy the changes to another machine, commit from there, then go back to the first machine ... [12:28] MartijnVdS: do you have a macro set up for that or something, you always seem to be able to type weird symbols pretty quickly :) [12:29] neuro: I have, yes :) [12:29] ha, knew it [12:29] I also have: [12:29] ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅ ̲̅]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) [12:29] (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ [12:29] what's the first one? [12:30] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sparadrap_2.jpg [12:30] anyone here do backups of a gpfs filesystem? [12:30] weird [12:30] mungbean: gpfs? [12:30] yes, GPFS [12:30] http://lmgtfy.com/?q=gpfs [12:30] mungbean: an AIX box should be able to do it ) [12:30] ;) [12:35] helpful-- [12:38] adding one drop of Daves Insanity Sauce to my lunchtime soup, probably not the best idea [12:42] popey: concentrated capsaicin oil? [12:42] that would hospitalise me [12:42] i have intolerance to capsaicin [12:43] my kryptonite [12:48] just a bit [12:49] apparently i should have dipped a toothpick in the bottle then dipped it in my soup [12:49] and that would be sufficient [12:49] eek [12:49] and they sell this stuff to mortals? [12:49] it was a present [12:50] it was on my amazon wishlist === brobosti1on is now known as brobostigon === triple-clones is now known as tripleclones [13:41] who does quidco? [13:42] mungbean: as in, who owns it, or who uses it? [13:42] (3) [13:42] woops (2) who uses it [13:42] Claim your [13:43] £5 bonus [13:43] We've extended your bonus for another week and doubled it! The rules are the same - simply purchase at any retailer before midnight Sunday, 14 July. [13:43] the hell is quidco? [13:43] however no T&C are provided so unsure what the conditions are [13:43] quidco is an afficilate company. you buy after clicking their links and you get a bit of the afficiliate moneys [13:44] ahhh... like the thing my ol' boss used to sell dumb people for $2000... [13:46] * bigcalm shakes fist at VirginMedia's cable modem and then at their DNS servers [13:46] * bigcalm hugs opendns [13:48] hear the yum lead dev got killed? :( [13:48] yeah, hit & run by a car while bicycling or something? [13:48] yeah === MartijnV1S is now known as MartijnVdS === triple-clones is now known as tripleclones === Darael_ is now known as Darael [14:07] weirdest linkedin connection request in a while [14:07] neuro: oh? [14:07] some random guy from canada wearing a cowboy hat and tan leather jacket, employment says a B&B from 2011-2013 and he's written a book [14:07] um [14:07] ok? [14:07] *ignore* [14:07] *i don't know this person* [14:07] weird [14:08] but surely you want to know this person! [14:08] and/or buy his book [14:08] my opinion would appear to veer towards the contrary [14:09] linkback mountain [14:10] it's actually quite easy to quit linkedin :) [14:12] I use linkedin only when it emails me [14:13] i really only use it if/when i'm job hunting [14:19] * bigcalm tickles freenode [14:23] freenode screams in shock and instantly finds a solicitor to sue bigcalm for harassment === popey_ is now known as popey [14:42] I've had enough of today. I want steak now [14:45] bigcalm: that sounds like a wonderful idea [14:46] I wish to subscribe to your magazine [14:46] SuperMatt: well, if you had a LUG meeting tonight, you too could have steak [14:46] why don't I have a LUG tonight? [14:46] SuperMatt: join the Wolves LUG, have steak! [14:47] but I don't live near wolves! [14:47] I would say 'sucks to be you'. But not living near Wolverhampton is a good thing ;) [14:48] * davmor2 steaks bigcalm , I didn't realise he was a vampire but you have to admire his honesty :) [14:49] is anyone here a member of a london LUG? [14:50] wow, who are these people buying ": EXT4 defrag tool HDD Ranger, priced at $7.99" from software centre [14:51] sure [14:51] why not? [14:51] defragging still works to some extent ;) [14:51] :-| [14:51] but yeah, it's one of those things that everyone thinks is the magical cure [14:52] I imagine it's because it took so freaking long, back in the day [14:52] anything that takes so long must be good [14:52] $7.99? [14:52] yeah, I know [14:52] for some snake oil? [14:52] it's silly [14:53] defragging helps, on moderately full filesystems [14:53] it doesn't do anything on mostly empty ones [14:53] which is most disks these days [14:54] the command "filefrags" will tell you how fragmented a given file is [14:54] e.g. [14:54] directhex@barnabas:~/Downloads$ filefrag en-gb_windows_8_x64_dvd_915412.iso [14:54] en-gb_windows_8_x64_dvd_915412.iso: 95 extents found [14:54] can it tell you how fragmented a filesystem is? [14:55] no, because that doesn't mean anything in linux filesystems [14:56] windows packs filesystems from the start, so any time a file grows, it becomes fragmented. linux packs filesystems randomly so often, growing files does not incur a fragmentation penalty as there is free space to grow, on a per-file basis [14:58] gotcha [15:03] davmor2: you so scary [15:03] bigcalm: I know === LjL^ is now known as Guest69594 === Guest69594 is now known as 20WACQ4ZX === PaulW2U is now known as Guest78283 [15:06] * bigcalm kicks nickserv === andatche_ is now known as andatche [15:06] Does w3m have an in page search feature? [15:06] xen server now has ARM support... [15:06] mungbean: ex-windows users at a guess who believe it is necessary :) === Guest78283 is now known as PaulW2U [15:18] bigcalm: I think so try either /word or ctrl+g I can't remember if it's options were based on nano or vim [15:19] bigcalm: did you find out which it is? [15:20] I ended up using wget and then less on the file :) === christel_ is now known as christel [15:33] Somebody is having a bad day on freenode === 20WACQ4ZX is now known as LjL [15:59] 2.5 hours to steak [15:59] mmsteak [16:02] :) nomnom [16:02] dammit, now i want steak [16:11] \o/ [16:11] Tonight my steak will be at a Weatherspoon's. So you don't need to be too jealous [16:16] s/Weat/Wet/ [16:16] sorry :) [16:16] wetter spoons? [16:17] vetter schpoons [16:18] neuro: I showed that RBS logo thing to someone from work who was working on the site for it. Turned out he designed the logo. 'Ooops'. [16:18] hahaha nice [16:19] what was the reaction? [16:19] neuro: not suitable for a family channel [16:19] Due to the unique way Freenode is funded, other channels are available :) === C_S_B is now known as C-S-B [16:31] * bigcalm hugs christel [16:31] * christel hugs bigcalm [16:31] every time i get a global notice, i think the op that's sending it is /msg'ing me [16:31] christel: ah, is that why I got disconnected from a v6 host earlier? [16:32] Poor network.. [16:32] neuro: you can troll people by sending them a notice and begin it with [Global Notice] [16:32] :) [16:32] MartijnVdS: you're lucky, i can't do v6 irc [16:32] but.. private messages get their own window for me [16:32] while the op messages go in 1 [16:32] with the status messages [16:32] neuro: I SEND THEM TO YOU ONLY [16:32] he.net block irc egress :( [16:32] :D [16:32] christel: awwww :) [16:32] neuro: \o/ bigv.io [16:32] bigcalm: that ended up in the channel [16:32] MartijnVdS: bloody expensive [16:32] Shame [16:32] :D [16:33] and also doesn't solve my ipv6 at home problem :) [16:33] I wondered if you could do it to a channel or just a nick. Back to work I go [16:33] neuro: come to .nl, we get 100mbit fibre AND ipv6 :) [16:33] MartijnVdS: don't make me come over there [16:33] oh wait [16:34] see the thing is, i have 80mbit fibre and ipv6 [16:34] actually 2x80Mbit fibre and ipv6 [16:34] but not at home/ [16:34] just that opening irc outbound is a pain in the bum [16:34] yes, at home [16:34] but not native ipv6 then [16:34] no, he.net tunnel [16:34] which is good enough, i guess [16:34] * MartijnVdS just dhcpv6's on the pppoe link [16:35] most of my traffic goes via london anyway [16:35] worst case i get an extra ms or two on the latency [16:35] throughput seems reasonable too [16:36] bt and sky both have a habit of adopting reasonable features and policies eventually, so i've no doubt at some point i'll have native ipv6 [16:36] no idea how that'll work multihomed, but there you go [16:36] * neuro shakes fist at bytemark [16:37] "yay, look at us, 1GiB servers from £10 a month! Big sticker graphic! £10 a month! Look! £10!" [16:37] "Excludes VAT" [16:38] 20p [16:38] Erm £2 [16:38] If it were a business expense, you could claim that 2 quid back [16:38] lol [16:39] i was about to say [16:39] I feed them £18 for my yummy vps [16:39] that would be interesting [16:39] since i'm not vat registered [16:39] You tax dodger you! [16:39] you don't need to register for VAT if your revenue is below... £53k a year, iirc? [16:39] The Moon Under Water better have working air con tonight [16:40] how is not registering to avoid paying VAT tax dodging, you pillock? :) [16:40] directhe`: i thought it was 65k [16:40] been a while since i looked [16:40] 79k! [16:40] i've never pulled that much revenue in per annum anyway, so [16:40] really? [16:40] woof [16:41] http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/vat/start/register/when-to-register.htm [16:43] wow [16:43] just logged into my bytemark account [16:43]