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shauno /clear00:04
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MooDoomorning all06:48
MartijnVdS\o06:48
diploMorning all07:17
MooDoomorning diplo how goes it07:37
diploNot to bad thanks, very busy but otherwise good. Yourself MooDoo ?07:40
MooDoodiplo: yeah, just reading up on openstack07:48
dogmatic69For some reason my inkscape hangs shortly after opening.08:00
dogmatic69anyway to trace what is going on?08:00
MartijnVdSstrace08:00
dogmatic69ta08:00
dogmatic69ga08:01
dogmatic69had this problem before :(08:01
dogmatic69its hanging trying to look at some files on my iphone which is not connected.08:01
diploI want to play with that MooDoo, got no hardware to play with now :(08:08
MooDoodiplo: me neither at the moment, but I'm getting two shiney new machines at christmas then I'll set up a lab at home.08:08
diploI've just got my server/san setup at work though after a year ( very old ) but it works08:09
diploWhat I'd really like is to pop to a site where someone is using it, see how someone utilises stuff properly, I've always self taught with no best practises type of working08:10
diploI'd love to see a proper setup at some point.08:10
MooDooyeah i'm just wanting to play, the more I can learn the better i can pop into a new career08:11
diploExactly what I was thinking, about to start with puppet over the next few days as well08:12
=== SuperMatt is now known as SuperGeorge
JamesTaitGood morning all, happy Louise Brown Day! :-D08:27
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directhexwho?08:30
mungbeanwas she the first tt baby?08:30
mungbeani had a fascinating facts bok when i was 508:30
JamesTaitmungbean, spot on. :)08:32
brobostigongood morning everyone,08:32
mungbeanif i t remeber rightly, no googling, born 1980 or 1981?08:34
mungbeanapril comes to mind though, maybe that was her middle name?08:34
JamesTaitmungbean, she's 35 today.08:36
mungbeandoes she have any children herself?08:38
JamesTaitNot sure where the April is coming from, though.  Her middle name is Joy and her parents are Lesley and John.08:38
JamesTaitShe does - she gave birth to a son in 2006.08:38
mungbeanthese are 30+ yr old memories so i'm a bit (c)rusty...08:39
JamesTaitI was a bit young to even notice at the time. :)08:40
mungbeani was one of these children who liked reading encyclpaedia08:40
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JamesTaitNothing wrong with that, mungbean. Though I used to do the same, so I might be a bit biased.08:43
JamesTaitI'm still like that now, always reading up about something, trying to absorb information, learn new stuff.08:45
JamesTaitI think that's pretty much the summary of a geek. :)08:45
mungbeanINTJ?08:46
JamesTaitI think I came out INTP last time.08:46
JamesTaitBut borderline on a couple.08:46
mungbeanan overriding feature of intj is deep diving into subjects and mastering them08:47
mungbeanbut may be common to INTP too08:47
MartijnVdSDifferent tests put me in INTP or INTJ08:48
JamesTaitI should look up my results, actually. I've still got them here somewhere.08:48
MartijnVdSso I guess I'm in the middle on the J/P spectrum08:48
mungbeanthere's no crossover though, you are one or the other08:49
mungbeanalthough it is spectral too :P08:49
JamesTaitOr just take another Myers Briggs test, I'm sure there are loads online.08:49
mungbeanintj are supposedly quite rare, which is weird as i work in IT and very many people in IT or on irc seem to be itnj08:50
mungbeani hardly know any extroverts08:50
mungbeanand dislike a lot of them :P08:50
* JamesTait nods knowingly.08:52
mungbeanall the 675 phones gone then08:57
mgdmWhat's the point to those tests, apart from curiosity?08:57
mgdmI've never done one08:57
mungbeanit helps you realte with other people types08:58
mungbeanhelps my wife understand me08:58
mgdmwe did something a bit like that with HR from work, but it was not quite as scientific as the Beano08:58
mgdmbut it was a different scheme08:58
mungbeanand when a loud person is blurting out their uninformed opinion and making decisions based on feelings you can understand why they are doing it08:59
mgdmI don't have a massive problem with that at the moment, but I suppose if I get 10 minutes...08:59
mungbeanalso if yuo have bright INTJ type in your workplace, you should use them for troubleshooting and ways to imporve systems08:59
mungbeanbecause they are hardwired to improve, become specialists and find efficiencies09:00
mungbeanso it helps to understand types09:00
mungbeanalso in relationships the five love languages is essential to understand. i thought it was airy fariy touchy feely, but itsvery useful to know09:01
mgdmHmmm. :-)09:02
TheOpenSourcererGosh - Just seem ebuyer's daily mail. Almost a 1TB SSD for £450.00. A few years ago I spent that on a 32GB one.09:02
mungbeanstill costs as much as a laptop :D09:04
SuperGeorgeTheOpenSourcerer: link?09:10
MooDoo450?  wow that's cheap for a TV09:10
MooDooTB09:10
TheOpenSourcererhttp://www.ebuyer.com/497437-crucial-960gb-m500-ssd-ct960m500ssd109:11
mgdmit's about average for a TV. :P09:11
MooDoolol09:12
MartijnVdSTheOpenSourcerer: oooh09:12
MartijnVdSTheOpenSourcerer: have you tried the Dark Roast yet? :)09:12
mgdmDark Roast SSDs?09:13
MartijnVdSmgdm: beer09:13
MooDoomgdm: do you not keep up with his posts ;)09:14
mgdmMooDoo: nope :)09:14
mungbeanwent into home bargains last night and they had some aswesome deals on model kits. got £50 worth of kits for £1509:14
TheOpenSourcererMartijnVdS: Yes - unfortunately I didn't take any pictures. It was better than I expected it to be. Nowhere near as "syrupy" as some dark beers and still rather refreshing. I'll try and do a quick write up over the weekend.09:15
MartijnVdSTheOpenSourcerer: cool :)09:15
directhexhm09:19
directhexdo i want an Enterprise off-the-shelf NAS, or a regular supermicro with too many hotswap bays on it?09:19
mungbeanfor you or company?09:19
directhexcompany09:19
mungbeani vote the former09:20
directhexprice isn't a factor. management overhead is09:20
MooDooget a proper nas not a self built one09:20
mungbeanwhat is the budget and capacity?09:20
directhexbudget is whatever i tell our accountant i need. capacity... ~20T region? plus or minus, given redundancy etc?09:21
MooDoodirecthex: look at the synology boxes09:22
mungbeani'm thinking more equallogic or ibm v700009:22
mungbeaniscsi, fc, SAS?09:23
MooDooi want one of these - http://www.synology.com/products/product.php?product_name=DS412%2B&lang=uk09:23
mungbeanor a mini netapps09:23
MooDooor even http://www.synology.com/products/product.php?product_name=DS1513%2B&lang=uk09:23
directhexMooDoo, had been looking at RS3413xs+09:24
directhexmungbean, SATA, NAS. i don't need FC or SAS or iSCSI09:24
MooDoodirecthex: even better :D09:24
directhexthecus N12000PRO?09:25
directhexoh, "encrypted volumes" is a requirement09:27
SuperGeorgewoo! the lovely nagstamon guy has added indicator support!09:37
MartijnVdSnastygram?09:39
BigRedSOh! I've been meaning to look into that for weeks09:40
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SuperGeorgehttps://github.com/HenriWahl/Nagstamon09:41
SuperGeorgeand it's just a python script so there's nothing to compile :D09:42
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SuperGeorgeoh wow, android 4.3 is gonna have selinux10:01
mgdm'Why is my phone not working?' 'setenforce 0' 'Oh, now it's fine!"10:02
MooDoolol10:02
dvrrHiiiii10:04
* SuperGeorge chortles at mgdm 10:09
dvrrDooMoo:How to run apache tomcat 7 as service  in ubuntu    could you tel me please10:09
MooDoohttps://www.digitalocean.com/community/articles/how-to-install-apache-tomcat-on-ubuntu-12-0410:13
MooDoooh they have left.10:13
MooDoodvrr: check link above10:13
dvrrwill check10:15
dvrri will check10:15
mungbeanbasically all the people who search my linkedin profile are in india10:27
mungbeanor spammers10:28
mgdmI get about 2 recruiters a week at the moment10:28
neuroor maybe they're in love with you10:28
neuromgdm: them, I tell to eff off10:28
neuromake sure you don't have 'seeking employment' at the bottom of your profile10:29
neurocaught me out10:29
mgdmneuro: I just ignore 'em10:29
mgdmah, I probably do10:29
neuro(or whatever it says"10:29
neurocos i had one agency drone telling me that the only reason she got in touch was because it said "seeking employment" or whatever10:29
neurochanged it tout suite10:30
mungbeani don't mind contact via linkedin10:30
neurothen told her to eff off :)10:30
mungbeanbut using my name to then search the company directory to spam me other junk is out of order10:30
neurolol10:30
neuroclassy10:30
mungbeanand i get random emails "Bert and Ron"10:30
mungbeanBert and Ron are LInux contractors lkooking for work and are CRB checked10:30
neuro"Bert and Ron you're my heroes"10:30
mungbeani'm not hiring10:30
mungbeanplease take me off your list according the data protection law10:31
mungbeannope10:31
neurowait10:31
neurowhy would you need to be crb checked to do a linux job?10:32
mungbeanyou don't10:32
neurolike, why make a point of it?10:32
mungbeanbut its the random crap i gt from agencies10:32
neuroyeah10:32
mungbeansomeone gave them my name last year, i suspect a contractor i the company10:32
neurounlucky10:32
mungbeanand now its got on the agency grapevine10:32
^2fCHow to I update instead of waiting for it to?10:32
^2fCUbuntu 13.04 that is.10:32
^2fCDesktop!10:32
neurocan i just say though10:32
neurohttps://www.gov.uk/government/organisations/disclosure-and-barring-service10:32
neurothat is an awesome pic10:32
mungbean+110:33
neuro^2fC: just run the update manager?10:33
^2fCah ok :)10:33
mungbeanerm10:33
mungbeanare you on 13.04 already, you just wanna update the packages?10:33
mungbeanmy problem is making the stupid update manager window go away10:34
^2fCmungbean:  yeah :)10:34
neuroi (heart) open government10:36
neurohttps://www.gov.uk/performance/dashboard10:36
AlanBellit is a snake eating an elephant!10:38
bigcalmEllo peeps :)10:38
mgdmthat was an entirely average Wednesday, it seems10:39
^2fCupdating drivers10:39
^2fCnot using Open source ones anytmore10:39
^2fC:o10:39
^2fCseems to crash my doom3 and quake410:39
mungbeanhow quick is unity at showing files just created?10:40
mungbeanwhat i love about synapse is that you save to a file gc1.png, then then dialog closes, and rather than prodding through nautilus, ctrl-space gc1 ...opens *bosh*10:40
neurohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jN8LC1aDpk10:43
davmor2Morning all10:50
SuperGeorgeyo10:50
neurolo10:50
DJonespopey: If you're awake, what was that disposable email address service you mentioned a couple of months back10:54
mungbeanmailinator?10:54
DJonesmungbean: popey: Thanks, I'm pretty sure that was it10:55
mungbeani sometimes use the swedish version10:55
mungbeanbecause less likely to get blocked by sites10:56
* DJones looks at an invoice at work and wonders if there 'A Lord Satin Wheels' are a sideline for TheOpenSourcerer10:59
arc__hello11:10
MooDooarc__: hello :)11:11
arc__it is a bit quite in here today :(11:11
SuperGeorgeMAKE SOME NOOOOISE11:11
arc__YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11:12
SuperGeorgeI'm done with making noise now11:12
SuperGeorgeI can't keep it up11:12
SuperGeorgeI'm too old for this gumph11:12
arc__I am makeing a vid for youtube at the moment11:12
SuperGeorgeI'm just migrating some sites from one box to another11:12
arc__how to install adb in ubuntu11:13
arc__how do i clear the screen in terminal11:13
directhex"reset"11:13
SuperGeorgectrl l11:13
neuro^L11:13
arc__cool thanz11:13
directhexand apt-get install android-tools-adb11:13
arc__no that does not do it all11:14
arc__it has more manual stuff to do11:14
arc__that is why i am makeing a vid on ut11:14
directhexdefine "all"11:14
neurodefine "define"11:15
neuroSuperGeorge: i know that feeling11:15
neuroi'm doing an emergency 8.04 -> 12.04 migration this w/e11:15
arc__why11:15
neurobecause reasons11:15
arc__directthex: that command does not work anyway11:16
SuperGeorgeneuro: ah, this isn't an emergency, it's just a happening11:16
SuperGeorgebecause we can11:16
neuro:)11:16
SuperGeorgeI've been messing with nameservers this week11:16
neuromine is due to a mate who bailed on doing it :(11:16
SuperGeorgeI've been moving zones one at a time from one server to another11:17
neuroand the colo contract runs out on wednesday :P11:17
SuperGeorgeeesh!11:17
SuperGeorgethat doesn't sound any of the funs11:17
neuropain in the bum, but needs to happen11:17
neuroit could be worse11:17
neuroit's only 46 gig of data11:17
davmor2arc__: what version of ubuntu are you on and what is the video for?11:17
neuroa few domains11:17
neurothe pain bit is email11:18
SuperGeorgeugg, yeah11:18
arc__ubuntu 12.04.1 lts and it is for installing/putting adb tools on ubuntu11:18
SuperGeorgemoving email != fun11:18
neuroyup11:18
arc__there is not many out there11:18
neuroi mean i have the procedure down pat, it won't be a problem, but it's just ... brrrrr *chills*11:18
neurodon't want to mess it up11:18
neuroalso the really fun bit is it's 32-bit to 64-bit11:19
davmor2arc__: why do you want the adbtools is it for flashing ubuntu to a phone or something else?11:19
neuroso if anyone on the box has compiled their own binaries, and for some reason it doesn't work with the lib32 stuff, they can bite me :)11:19
directhexarc__, you never said 12.04 - the package is just there and just works in 12.10 and higher11:19
neuroarc__: also isn't the install procedure fully documented on android.org?11:19
SuperGeorgeneuro: lol11:20
SuperGeorgegood plan :D11:20
arc__yes but i find videos easyer to use and to find things out11:20
arc__it is a way of learning like some people learn by seeing and doing11:21
arc__Rather than reading and questioning your self if you have done it right11:22
neurofair enough11:22
MartijnVdSarc__: but often there are no videos, so you just have to follow the guide.11:22
MartijnVdSI've found it's a focus thing.11:22
arc__that is why i am makeing it11:22
neurobut, and i don't want to burst your bubble, searching youtube for 'ubuntu android tools install' comes back with "About 20,900 results"11:22
neuroso make sure you have some sort of unique selling point :)11:23
directhexdo it as a rap!11:23
neurolol11:23
arc__neuro: see what the results are11:23
davmor2have cats installing it11:23
neurothe internet is made of cats11:24
arc__they are not all about the adb tools only what the first 3 are11:24
MartijnVdSGoogle have a 3-line guided11:25
MartijnVdS1: download .tar.gz; 2: untar it; 3: run android and install platformtools11:25
* MartijnVdS fails to see the need for a full-fledged guide for that11:25
arc__yes but you have to stuff to bashrc11:26
MartijnVdSyou don't11:26
MartijnVdSeverything works fine if you just specify the path11:26
arc__like this # Android tools export PATH=${PATH}:~/androidsdk/tools export PATH=${PATH}:~/androidsdk/platform-tools11:26
arc__yes but is a bother if you have to keep on specifying the path all the time11:27
MartijnVdSarc__: I just cd to ~/androidsdk first, then run platform-tools/adb11:27
MartijnVdSand still: how hard is it to follow a 4-5 line guide?11:27
arc__it does not work like that11:27
MartijnVdSwith the simplest possible commands11:27
arc__it is a visual thing of learning11:27
MartijnVdSno, it's a question of understanding what you'll be doing before doing it11:28
arc__look i will make it and i will post it in about 15-20 mins11:28
arc__yes but people see they have self confidence11:28
arc__when watching it11:28
MartijnVdSI avoid videos like that11:28
selinuxiumAfternoon all   o/11:29
MartijnVdSbecause the person explaining tends to be condescending or wrong (or BOTH)11:29
MartijnVdSand puts in background music and weird title screens11:29
MartijnVdS\o selinuxium11:29
neuroCONFIDENCE INSPIRING!11:29
neuroMartijnVdS: remind me not to ask you for second opinions on things ;)11:30
directhexguys, if he wants to record a video, he can11:30
MartijnVdSneuro: OK ;)11:30
directhexno need for the dogpile11:30
MartijnVdSdirecthex: sure :)11:30
MartijnVdSdirecthex: I thought he was *looking* for a howto video, not *making* one11:30
neuroaha11:30
neuroto quote my mother11:30
neuro"do you see what 'thought' did? it pee'd the bed and blamed the blanket!"11:31
MartijnVdSಠ_ಠ11:31
neuroi don't know what that means11:31
neuroI DON'T SPEAK UNICODE!11:31
SuperGeorgedude, you're obviously not very l337811:31
SuperGeorge-811:31
shaunoit's a lesson re: questioning your mother.  it's not meant to make sense.  it's meant to test your blind obedience11:31
neuroSPRECHEN ZE ENGLISH POR FAVOR!11:32
MartijnVdSneuro: 😱11:32
neurowhat is that?11:32
davmor2neuro: it means you're non pep8 compliant and need to be rejected ;)11:32
neurolooks like a henry hoover11:32
SuperGeorge\/\/3 5|-|0u1d a11 T4l|< l1|<3 T|-|1511:32
MartijnVdSneuro: U+1F63111:32
MartijnVdSSuperGeorge: d00d!11:32
neuroI DON'T SPEAK UNICODE!!!!11:32
MartijnVdSneuro: U+1F631 FACE SCREAMING IN FEAR11:33
neurothat's like the worst unicode glyph i've ever seen11:33
shauno😱  hah, he's not kidding11:34
directhex💩💩💩11:34
MartijnVdSdirecthex: 🚱11:35
neuromake it stop!11:35
MartijnVdSneuro: 💞11:35
neuro*facepalm*11:35
davmor2hammertime11:35
MartijnVdSneuro: what about U+1F47E ALIEN MONSTER ?11:35
MartijnVdS👾11:35
shaunohm, odd, that only printed one of them here.  there should be 311:37
arc__who here watch's Hak5 on revision 311:39
arc__or techzilla11:39
shaunohm, I thought they'd fixed this .. my irc client still fails at sending multibyte characters  (if its sending 3 characters, it sends 3 bytes.  so 3 unicode characters is 6 bytes, the first 3 are sent, the rest are left on the floor)11:40
neurohaven't watched either of those for a long time11:41
mungbeani fancied a microwave pasta meal, but they only had the ones for 2 people, although it was on offer at less than what i usually pay for the 1 person one :S11:41
mungbeanso now i have to eat half and throw half away11:42
arc__waste ?!11:42
neuro"have to"? :)11:42
mungbeanor what else?11:42
MartijnVdShttp://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButThouMust11:42
mungbeaneat a meal for 2 people?11:42
neuroEAT IT ALL MAN!11:42
arc__yes11:42
mungbeanmy belly will reject it after half way11:42
MartijnVdSneuro: your caps lock seems to be sticky today ;)11:43
arc__you should watch man vs food11:43
neuroshift key, my friend, i am a caps ninja11:43
MartijnVdSneuro: it's still sticky11:43
mungbeani need to leave room for crisps too11:43
arc__lol11:43
neuromungbean: you're saying your stomach takes a (presumably) 400g microwave meal perfectly and nothing more?11:43
mungbean+crisps11:43
arc__that is nothing11:44
neuroso don't eat the crisps, muppet :)11:44
neuroand polish off a bit more of the meal so it's lest wasty11:44
mungbeana day w/out crisps is like a day w/out sunshine11:44
neuroanyway, speaking of unhealthy foodstuffs11:44
neuroi'm nipping out to try one of the new mcdonalds meals before tesco gets here with my shopping11:44
MartijnVdSirn bru?11:44
arc__my brother is a body builder so to get a lot of protein he eats 1 whole chicken a day11:44
arc__and other body builder supplements and etc.11:45
mungbeani am scrawny11:45
neuronever understood body building11:45
arc__supplements ?11:45
neuroanyway, to the unhealthy place!11:46
arc__he goes to the gym every day for 2 hours after work11:46
neurowhere i shall probably be buying one of these: http://www.mcdonalds.co.uk/ukhome/product_nutrition.chicken.871.mediterranean-chicken.html11:46
shaunomy ex was a powerlifter.  that seemed balmy enough.  bodybuilding is basically the same regime, but with the addition of starvation and dehydration11:46
mungbeanyour ex was male or female?11:47
mungbean:S11:47
shaunofemale lol11:47
arc__cool11:47
mungbeanjust checking. bit unusal for female..bit of a lifestyle choice that dominates, surely?11:47
shaunoit was a contributing factor in the 'ex' bit, yeah11:48
mungbeanmy body shuts off after the 400g are eaten11:49
arc__why11:51
mungbeanbecause 2500 calories a day are normal to eat11:51
mungbeanmy stomach knows what a normal meal is11:51
mungbean~or "has been trained to"11:52
MartijnVdSfrom someone I know:11:53
MartijnVdS> Going to need a moving company soon- Moving across London. Any recommendations?11:53
arc__i have just converted my ogv to avi and not i have really bad lip sync11:53
mungbeanmy company were ok but i got burgled soon after so meh11:53
arc__does youtube now support ogv files now ?11:54
MartijnVdSarc__: I think that works, but mp4 might work better.. or webm11:57
arc__hello11:58
arc__it is a bit quite here now for some reason12:02
MooDooarc__: always is at dinner :d12:06
arc__lol12:06
mungbeanthink i managed 5/8 of the meal12:06
arc__here is my crap vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqHynTb0yXE&feature=youtu.be12:07
mungbeanis it of a cat installing ubuntu?12:07
MartijnVdSmungbean: it's that easy now?12:08
arc__no it is a vid of installing adb tools12:08
arc__lol12:08
* mungbean prefers dogs anyway12:09
arc__you so harsh12:09
MartijnVdSmungbean: psh, cats > dogs12:09
MartijnVdSdogs are so needy12:09
mungbeanfriendly12:09
mungbeanclever12:09
mungbeanloyal12:09
arc__my speaking in the vid12:09
arc__wierd12:10
diddledanthe majority of technical guys prefer cats according to a survey that I don't have a link to12:10
arc__i have a choc lab12:10
MartijnVdSarc__: are you Willy Wonka?12:10
diddledanmmm, choc12:10
MartijnVdShe had loads of choc labs12:10
diddledantasty12:10
arc__and his name is rolo12:11
arc__lol12:11
diddledanhe's got a gooey centre?12:11
arc__yes i will see i can put on a pic of him12:11
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mungbeanhttp://i.imgur.com/sKFLXuL.jpg12:12
mungbeanmy dog using the internet12:12
arc__that is cute12:12
diddledannawww, cute cute12:12
mungbeancats can't do this either12:14
mungbeanhttp://i.imgur.com/S7R17il.jpg12:14
diddledanthey can't get taken for a walk by a baby?12:15
mungbeanmush mush...pull harder doggy12:15
mungbeanshe pretty much pulls the buggy up the street herself...jack russell power12:16
arc__do you like to see windows fail12:17
arc__then watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QF0ETsgpxKc12:17
mungbeanone of the self serve tills in tesco has had a BSOD for last 3 days12:17
arc__at tesco's self serveice i found a £5 note alone in the money out slot12:18
MartijnVdSarc__: if you don't touch it, it'll swallow it again and return it to the rightful owner12:19
MartijnVdSarc__: 's account12:19
mungbeanthat was minw!12:19
mungbeanate too much food, need a sleep12:19
arc__it won't i had to call over the tesco guy12:20
arc__to find out who it belongs to12:20
neuroarc__: can i give you a couple of suggestions re video?12:22
arc__yes plx12:22
neuro1) write a script beforehand and follow it12:22
neuro2) rehearse before recording12:22
neuro3) buy a popguard12:22
arc__what is a popguard12:22
neuro4) learn the terminology of things i.e. ~ = tilde, not "wavy thing" ;)12:22
neurogoogle it if you don't know12:23
shaunoI had to do that in Budapest.  very awkward.  lady at tesco gave me the wrong change, 100 HUF more than I should have got.  so I went and queued again to give it back, and blah blah blah.  later found out that 100 HUF is about 30 pence12:23
neurothe reason why i say script it and rehearse it12:23
neurois to stop lots of pauses and dead air12:23
arc__it is video for noob's and new people like me12:23
arc__is there any good video editors for ubuntu12:23
mungbeantake neuro's advice, it is v constructive (i haven't wtched the video as i'm at work)12:24
mungbeanbut its good general advice12:24
neuroi'm being honest here, not trying to slap you down or anything12:24
arc__yeah thanz neuro12:24
neuroyou've done more than i've ever done in terms of doing a video tutorial12:24
arc__i needed the wake up call12:24
arc__what ?12:24
neurowhat?12:24
marxjohnsonKDEnlive is a pretty good video editor on Ubuntu12:24
neuroyeah, do the screen recording12:26
neurothen edit it down12:26
arc__how to install /download it12:26
neurothen lay a separately recorded commentary on top12:26
marxjohnsonapt-get install kdenlive, or use Ubuntu Software Centre12:26
marxjohnsonsame with installing anything really :)12:26
arc__see you in a bit12:26
neuro:)12:26
mungbeanopenshot has almost zero learning curve though12:27
mungbeanlike movie maker on windows12:27
mungbean(is ithat still around?)12:27
neuroblimeh, mcd's went a bit overboard on the peppers in this chicken thing12:27
marxjohnsonI think so they did a kickstarter not long ago12:27
mungbeani mean windows MM12:27
mungbean:P12:27
neurolol12:27
marxjohnsonoh, yes and no12:27
neurocan imagine microsoft doing a kickstarter campaign12:28
neuro"we want to make a new microsoft phone, but we need your help"12:28
neuro"we think this target of $1.2bn is achievable"12:28
mungbeanphone has been on 5.7m for ages12:28
marxjohnsonThere's a Windows MM in current versions of windows, but its called something like "Live Movie Maker" and they've removed the timeline to "simplify" it12:28
neuro"because we've pointed every windows vista, 7 and 8 install to autopledge \o/"12:28
MartijnVdSblender can edit videos12:28
MartijnVdSif you're feeling lucky :)12:28
marxjohnsonso can dd :p12:29
neurolol12:29
MartijnVdSmarxjohnson: sure, but at least blender has a gui for it12:29
mungbeanmy theory is that anything above $700 kills the rate of purchases12:29
marxjohnsonmungbean: seems to be12:29
neurogrep "7" foo.mkv > edited.mkv12:29
neuroor the community is just tapped out for now12:30
neurothe spikes are initial launch, and the new tiers12:30
neurobetcha there'll be another around the 30th-1tst12:30
neuros/1tst/1st/12:30
neuropay days :)12:30
marxjohnsonyeah, Canonical must have some marketing up their sleeves to keep the momentum. I dont think they have any illusions that this is a big goal to hit12:30
MartijnVdStier or rush?12:31
mungbeannot even 1/4 way yet12:31
AlanBellI hope it will go above the biggest ever kickstarter12:31
Linux_guylolHi again12:31
Linux_guylolUsing my phone now to irc12:31
neurodid pebble do more than veronica mars?12:31
AlanBelldunno, both were $10M ish I think12:31
Linux_guylolI am arc__12:31
neuroI AM NEURO12:32
DJonesPebble was beaten recently by something12:32
marxjohnsonI'm brian of nazareth and so's my wife12:32
AlanBellhttp://www.kickstarter.com/discover/most-funded12:32
neuroah nice12:33
Linux_guylolI hate to change name because my pc took my normal name12:33
neuroah pebble, $10.2m12:33
neuroouya was $8.5m12:33
MartijnVdSoculus?12:34
mungbeanwhat's the summary of the ouya situation?12:34
directhexedge would be #1 crowdsourced project12:34
mungbeanthe tldr version12:34
MartijnVdSoh, only 2.43M12:34
neuro$2.4m for oculus12:34
marxjohnsonif it gets >$10.2m but doesn't reach it's goal, does that still count as a record breaker do you reckon?12:34
directhexpebble #312:34
neuroit might be the most pledged12:34
directhex#2 is star citizen12:34
neurooh yeah12:36
neuroforgot about that12:36
AlanBellwhat is that?12:36
neurochris roberts' new thing12:36
neurobasically wing commander but open world12:36
Linux_guylolIs good as fxs12:36
AlanBellmarxjohnson: nope, but I am sure it will be claimed as such12:36
neuroindiegogo must be hoping it'll succeed too12:39
AlanBellit could raise the most promised crowd  money evar, whilst also missing the target by the biggest margin evar - so it will be claimed by some as a success and others as a failure, like most canonical projects.12:39
neurothey'd stand to make $1.28m in commission if it gets funded12:39
neuroleaving $29.2m for phones12:39
AlanBellyup, if I was them I would be doing everything possible to get people talking about it12:39
Linux_guylolI'm eating a pot noodle12:40
neuroexactly12:40
AlanBellneuro: they are VAT inclusive apparently, so $6M or so to HMRC12:40
MartijnVdShttp://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2013/jul/25/ubuntu-edge-cheaper-price-crowdfunding?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter12:40
neuroooft12:40
shaunoit feels like the ramping price would work against them though.  take the natural fall-off and make it worse12:40
mungbeanthats obscenely high commision12:40
mungbeani'm sure they put a ceiling on it12:40
mungbeanduring negotiations12:40
AlanBelldoubt it12:41
neuromungbean: if you run a flexible funding campaign, and you don't make your goal, the commission jumps to 9%12:41
neuroinstead of 4%12:41
mungbeangiven teh possibility of going to the competition, then i'm sure a deal can/was brokered12:41
neurokickstarter is trying to not be a shop12:42
AlanBellindeed, kickstarter wouldn't have it12:42
mungbeanindiegogo has a silly name12:42
neurosays the guy called mungbean12:42
marxjohnsonlol12:42
AlanBellyou need a working prototype and not look too much like pre-orders for kickstarter12:42
mungbean*shock*12:42
mungbeanmungbean isn't my real name, its mungo jerry12:43
directhexso... the Edge's battery12:43
neurononremovable12:43
neurohas pixie dust inside12:43
directhexfeaturing magical battery technology which nobody has actually finished inventing yet12:43
MartijnVdSdirecthex: The Edge runs on batteries?12:43
Linux_guylolAre you talking about the ubuntu edge12:43
neurono12:43
mungbeannonremovable = showstopper for me12:44
neurowe're talking about U2's Edge12:44
neurohe runs on batteries12:44
MartijnVdSlike the bunny from the battery commercials12:44
neuro1024 AA batteris12:44
Linux_guylolLol12:44
neuroand a couple of Ds to power his fingers12:44
AlanBellsilicone annode or something12:44
neuroi think sabdfl might have made it up12:44
neuroalso, sili*cone*?12:45
AlanBellhope it isn't too explodey, like other high energy density things sometimes are12:45
directhexAlanBell, silicon anode, at its current stage in development, is much more explodey12:45
neuronever a good term for a battery, "explodey"12:45
Linux_guylolBeing a young engineer this is interesting12:45
Linux_guylolCell=1 battery12:46
directhexAlanBell, although it's never been developed on a scale large enough to put in a phone. small proof-of-concept cells only12:46
neurohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanowire_battery12:46
neurogood grief, why didn't they call it THAT in the description?12:46
neurogeeks would have gone nuts12:46
neuro"nanowire batteries? shut up and take my money!"12:47
neuroDOES IT HAVE BORG NANOPROBES LOL12:47
ormiretLinux_guylol: originally/technically a battery si a collection of connected cells but there are a loads of single cells that people call batteries now.12:47
Linux_guylolMy engineering teacher tells me it is still called cell/cells12:48
diddledanormiret: originally/technically a battery is a gun emplacement12:48
mungbeanhttps://play.google.com/store/devices/details/Nexus_7_16GB?id=nexus_7_16gb_201312:49
MartijnVdSSorry! Devices on Google Play is not available in your country yet.12:49
mungbeananyone know if the old nexus7 are going cheeeap12:49
shaunogo on, call them accumulators, you won't sound old all  :p12:49
neuroeeeebaaaay12:49
MartijnVdSmungbean: if you can find a retailer..12:49
marxjohnsonI'm wondering if I should get a new one so I can use my old one to run Ubuntu Touch12:50
neuroyou'll be waiting a while, it seems12:50
neurojust checked currys12:50
neuro"Order now. Availability: 13/09/2013"12:50
diddledanwait, google have a new nexus?12:50
neurothe old 16GB 7 is 149 quid "Save £50.99"12:50
marxjohnsonGah, dont know where I was looking earier, but it said tuesday12:51
mungbeandid anyone read about the hordes of geeks complaining about their n7 going slow due to the SSD going bad slowly?12:51
marxjohnsonnope :)12:51
neuromarxjohnson: could be just currys guessing12:51
mungbeanhttp://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/googles-new-nexus-7-tablet-yours-for-19999-8731519.html12:51
mgdmmungbean: I heard that about the N412:51
mungbeanwireless charging12:51
mungbean Jellybean version 4.3, which will offer support for multi-users (meaning parents can create logins for children with restricted content)12:52
neuroamazon doing the old 16GB for 169 quid12:52
Linux_guylolOn boxing day my bro got a arcos 80 colbalt for £5912:52
neuroand they only have 10 left12:52
mungbeananything more than 119 is a rip12:52
neuroyou think?12:52
neuroi think i paid 200 for mine12:52
neurowalked into tesco and bought one12:52
mungbeanits a rip, now the the new one is announced,12:53
neurobut unavailable12:53
mungbeanok, when available12:53
neurowell it's not available yet, so we don't know what retailers will discount the old one to :)12:54
neuroebuyer don't have any old 16GBs listed12:55
neurothey're doing the 32GB for 18012:55
neuronew 16 and 32 listed for preorder, no availability date12:55
neuro199.98 and 239.99 respectively12:56
Linux_guylolGet the xperia z tablet12:57
dogmatic69anyone know how to make less scroll faster?13:00
MartijnVdSdogmatic69: use a faster terminal? :)13:01
neuromash on the space button faster13:01
dogmatic69MartijnVdS: :(13:02
neuroxperia z?13:02
neurothat *starts* at 400 quid!13:02
dogmatic69just using terminator, its like 500ms between lines holding down return13:02
mungbeandogmatic69: --max-forw-scroll=n ?13:02
neurowhy are you holding down return?13:03
mungbeanoh, that sounds like slow disk/net13:03
dogmatic69neuro: to scroll...13:03
mungbeanspace bar you numpty13:03
neurospace bar for hot page down action13:03
dogmatic69that is 'page down'13:03
dogmatic69I want fast line by line13:03
neurocat13:03
diddledanI use the arra keys13:04
mungbeanwhy?13:04
mungbeanis it a large file?13:04
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MartijnVdSuse 'cat' instead13:04
dogmatic69not particularly13:04
MartijnVdSscrolls very fast, line by line13:04
mungbeanalias cat=dog13:04
dogmatic69actually its git diff13:04
neuroand use your scrollback13:04
mungbeanuse vim13:04
mgdmgit diff | vim -R -13:05
MartijnVdSvim's diff mode = ++13:05
mgdmwould probably do it13:05
dogmatic69mungbean: I did not ask for a new editor13:05
neurolol13:05
neuroTWO EDITORS ENTER, ONE EDITOR LEAVES13:05
mungbeanit's very old don't worry13:05
MartijnVdSneuro: JOE vs EDLIN13:05
neurohehe13:06
Dave2ed, surely13:06
neurocat << EOM > file13:06
neurothis will slowly descend into this: http://neuro.me.uk/blog/2009/03/22/the-four-ubuntu-yorkshiremen13:08
neuroi can tell13:08
ormiretM-x win-editor-wars13:09
MooDooomg that's the best thing ever13:10
Linux_guylolIs there a way to change where the package install in ubuntu13:10
neuroyou're welcome13:10
marxjohnsonLinux_guylol: not really, apt deals with it for you13:12
mungbeanit's generally a bad idea13:12
mungbeanwhy do you want to do it?13:12
neurono reason is good enough :)13:14
marxjohnsontrue, but if he's trying to achieve something specific there's probably a better way13:15
Linux_guylolOk but I am running out of space in  my ubuntu partition and I have a spare 13 tv partition13:15
mungbeani learned to ask why, in case no path is set,m or something simples13:15
diddledanlol @ the ubuntu yorkshiremen13:15
mungbeanyour ubuntu partition is / ?13:16
neuroi should try and write more stuff like that13:16
mungbeanis /home part of that partition?13:16
diddledanthing is.. I could be one of those yorkshiremen ! :-p13:16
diddledanonly .. like .. not yorkshireish13:17
neuroboot into live cd or whatever, mount / partition, mount new partition on /mnt, move stuff to /mnt, edit fstab appropriately, reboot13:17
neurodangerous as hell, but doable13:17
MartijnVdSdiddledan: "yorkie"?13:17
Linux_guylol /Dev/sda213:17
marxjohnsonor if you've used LVM, just add the spare partition to the logical volume13:17
neuroyou're out of your element, Donnie13:17
marxjohnsonand expand the filesystem13:17
marxjohnsonalthough /dev/sda2 suggest you havent used LVM13:18
mungbeanusually if /home isn't separate i'd receommend it as a future project anyway..13:18
neuroi nfs mount /home from one of my NASes ;)13:18
Linux_guylolI'm not in ubuntu at the moment13:19
neuroroot@saratoga:~# df -h /home13:19
neuroFilesystem       Size  Used Avail Use% Mounted on13:19
neurocargobay1:/data  5.5T  3.2T  2.3T  59% /data/cargobays/113:19
marxjohnsonLinux_guylol: how well do you understand partitioning and filesystems?13:20
Linux_guylolWell put it this way I have just made the move to ubuntu and I am a noob at everthing13:21
marxjohnsonOk, do you have anything on Ubuntu that you'd be upset about losing?13:21
Linux_guylolMy whole web setup13:22
Linux_guylolAdb13:22
marxjohnson"web setup" as in internet connection and browsers, or web development?13:23
Linux_guylolNo auto correction I mean adb setup13:24
marxjohnsonaha13:24
mungbeanif it's all in /home13:25
mungbeanbut /home is in /13:25
neuroi would tread very carefully here13:25
Linux_guylolCurrent 23 gb13:25
mungbeanthen you could create a separate /data and do ln -s /data /home/stuff13:25
marxjohnsonthat sounds like a good workaround for a newbie13:26
Linux_guylolOh ok13:26
neurodanger!13:26
mungbeanhigh voltage!13:26
mungbeanachtung!13:26
neurowhen we touch!13:27
mungbeanwhen we kiss!13:27
Linux_guylolWhat13:27
mungbeaneww13:27
marxjohnsongives you more space without you risking what you've got. I'd suggest really reading up on partitioning before you go messing with it though13:27
neuro*guitar riff*13:27
neuroyes13:27
neurowhat marxjohnson said13:27
marxjohnsonI blew away my parent's whole hard drive first time I tried partitioning13:27
marxjohnsonand I was *sure* I knew what I was doing13:27
neuro:)13:27
neurowe've all done that13:27
neuroi'm sure13:27
mungbeanat home i share my mp3s and vides with wifey so store them all on /data/video /data/mp3 etc13:28
mungbeanand symlink into homedir for each user13:28
Linux_guylolI messed around with gparted so13:28
neurowhy symlink?13:28
mungbeanthen we run picasa and have a joined up library13:28
neurosmb?13:28
mungbeanall on the same machine13:29
neuroi try not to understand other people's file storage conventions13:29
neuromine are equally mental, but equally sane to me13:29
marxjohnson,].]13:29
Linux_guylolCool13:29
neuroi use /data everywhere but mount stuff on top13:30
neurobe it local disk, nfs, fuse, whatever13:30
diddledan/data = websites for me13:30
neuroso /data/home /data/media /data/backups etc13:30
neuro /data/web :)13:30
Linux_guylolRandomly deleting stuff in gparted is my thing13:30
MartijnVdS/srv/sitename for me13:30
neuroyou freaky UNIX person you13:31
diddledan/data/sitename/htdocs13:31
Linux_guylolLol13:31
mungbeanif you haven't lost data with a partinioning cockup then you haven't lived13:31
diddledanthen I have other stuff in /data/sitename like "project" and deploy.sh which contain the git repo and a script to overlay the git onto wordpress in htdocs13:32
neuroi've lost data to RAID cockups13:32
mungbeanfunnily it was using windows XP diskpart that i cocked up13:32
neuro5TB across 6 USB drives :P13:32
neuroNEVAR AGAIN13:32
neurohence, the NASes13:32
MartijnVdSneuro: http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/05/five-disk-floppy-raid-4mb-of-blistering-fast-storage/ ?13:32
neuroha13:32
marxjohnsonRAID across USB drives? that's brave :)13:32
diddledanlmao13:32
Linux_guylolI somehow ended up deleting my laptop recovery partition13:32
neuromarxjohnson: doing it just fine now13:33
neuro2x1TB in RAID113:33
mungbeanif you delete a partition you can recreate it and the data is still there13:33
neurobut 6x1TB in RAID6 was a bit too funky13:33
mungbeanif you don't format anything13:33
diddledanthing a lot of folk miss about raid is that it doesn't excuse lack of backups13:33
marxjohnsonneuro: I imagine it was13:33
neuroabsolutely13:33
Linux_guylolYeah just 2x40 gb13:33
Linux_guylolHDDs13:34
neurolooking forward to getting faster broadband for my parentals13:34
neuroproper offsite backup \o/13:34
Linux_guylolI have git vergin media fibre top package13:35
neuroew13:35
neuroVirgin "We Love Traffic Management, We Do" Media13:36
Linux_guylolYes !13:36
Linux_guylolWhat :)13:36
MartijnVdSOh they're calling the pron filter "traffic management" now?13:36
neuroum, no13:36
Linux_guylolNooooooooooooo13:36
Linux_guylolLol13:36
marxjohnsonI've got virgin ADSL which is pretty much the same price as the cable I was on before I moved. It's a joke (hence why I'm moving)13:37
neuroif you dl over X amount of data in time period Y (dependent on what package you're on), you get throttled to about 25% of your published speed13:37
neuromarxjohnson: virgin national, eeeeew, unlucky13:37
neuroall of the cost, none of the benefits13:37
marxjohnsonyeah, I was in an 18 month contract and moved after 1213:37
marxjohnsonso had to stick with them13:37
neuro:(13:37
marxjohnsonbut that's over now :)13:37
neuro:)13:37
MartijnVdSneuro: wow.. data caps on wired internet13:37
MartijnVdSneuro: haven't had those in .nl for.. 10 years now?13:38
Linux_guylolIt is the best 100mbs13:38
neuroMartijnVdS: shush :)13:38
neuroit's really not13:38
MartijnVdSneuro: ever since we got rid of dialup :)13:38
neuroi don't want 100Mbps that can be throttled13:38
Linux_guylolIt is13:38
neuroso i have 2x 80Mbps that won't be throttled13:38
neuroor shaped13:38
Linux_guylolIt isnt13:38
neuroor "managed"13:38
Linux_guylolFast torrent downloads13:39
davmor2MartijnVdS: yeah I download loads I've only ever hit the limit testing Psychonauts of four different desktops apparently 4x4.2gb is enough to trigger it :)13:39
neuroVirgin Media XXL10013:39
neuroWhen does it apply? 4PM-11PM13:39
neuro1 Hour threshold: 4500MB13:40
neuro1 Hour reduced speed: 70Mbps (-30%)13:40
mungbeandiscovered that a large blob of blue tac is a very good tress toy13:40
neuro2 Hour threshold: 5750MB13:40
mungbeanstress13:40
davmor2neuro: cause all the school kids are home and nail the network13:40
mungbeannever going with Vmedia again13:40
neuro2 Hour reduced speed: 60Mbps (-40%)13:40
Linux_guylolJust got to have the right stuff13:40
mungbeanthey overprovision and screw you13:40
neuroLinux_guylol: i appreciate you're on a phone right now, but ... http://my.virginmedia.com/traffic-management/traffic-management-policy-thresholds.html13:40
neurotheir traffic management policies are public and apply to all speeds, except maybe 300Mbps13:41
neuroapplies from 11am-11pm at weekends too13:41
Linux_guylolSlowly loading13:42
Linux_guylolCome on my dad is a telephone engineer so he knows the best13:42
neurooh, and they throttle p2p and nntp13:43
neurolol wat13:43
neurohas your dad ever worked for an ISP?13:43
neuroare you really going to tell someone who *has* worked for an ISP, and who has just given you the public traffic management policies for your provider, that your provider doesn't do traffic management?13:44
Linux_guylolNo :/13:44
directhexi just use bt infinity. because internets!13:44
Linux_guylolI don't think13:44
dogmatic69infinity ftw13:44
diddledanBT ftl13:45
Linux_guylolIs it any good fir torrents13:46
marxjohnson*sigh*13:46
directhexi have no idea13:46
directhexmost of my monthly traffic is steam downloads13:46
mungbeani don't think i've ever torrented anything except linux isos13:46
Linux_guylolOk13:47
neurook, i'll be the scapegoat13:47
neuroyes, bt infinity works peachy with torrents13:47
Linux_guylolCool13:48
* neuro wonders what his usage was this month13:48
directhexi normally do about 250G a month13:49
marxjohnsonI've not literally no idea how much I use, might start tracking that13:49
Linux_guylolWow that is a lot13:49
mungbeanmy traffic is just created by me hitting refresh on indiegogo13:49
marxjohnsongot*13:49
directhexHow does this compare13:49
directhexYour average monthly usage is13:49
directhex236.65 GB13:49
directhexYour usage for this month is 213.8 GB13:50
directhex 145.33 GB downloaded13:50
directhex 68.47 GB uploaded13:50
neuro"Your usage for this month is 405.1 GB (337.76 GB downloaded 67.34 GB uploaded)"13:50
neuro"How does this compare:  Your average monthly usage is 1003.69 GB"13:50
Linux_guylolWhat do you upload13:51
diddledan200GB is my cap and I keep just inside it by being frugal. if I wasn't going to get charged for going over I'd download much more13:51
diddledan200GB is barely enough13:51
neurowhat do i upload? none of your business :)13:51
davmor2neuro: light weight this month then13:52
neuroaye13:52
Linux_guylolLol13:52
directhexneuro clearly does naked webcam sessions. big bandwidth user13:52
diddledansweet, what's the url?13:52
diddledanwait, I mean /msg neuro13:53
diddledan:-p13:53
Linux_guylolListen to daft punk tron legacy drezzed13:53
neuroaccording to my pfsense stats, my sky connection has downloaded 245GB in the last 30 days (2.65Mbps 95th %ile), BT 451.71GB (5.42Mbps) and aggregate IPv6 traffic is 48.5GB13:53
neuroLinux_guylol: i did. when it came out. ages ago.13:54
neuro:)13:54
Linux_guylolAggressive download time13:54
neurodiddledan: shhh, you know you're one of my top subscribers!13:54
mungbeanweird pic http://imgur.com/PmmDw5q13:54
neuroLinux_guylol: not really13:55
neuromy record on my sky line alone is about 950GB in a month13:55
Linux_guylolFor me a phone downloading random linux is it is13:55
neuroi think i did 20-30 gig on Three one month, ages ago13:56
neurowifi tether ftw13:56
mungbeanis this mainly watching programmes/films?13:56
mungbeani don't watch that much telly13:56
neuroall sorts of shenanigans13:56
* mungbean still does the book thing13:56
Linux_guylolLol13:56
neuromedia, backups, work stuff ...13:57
mungbeani carry a disk to work and upload to glacier from there :P13:57
mungbean1GB internet ftw13:57
neuro9 times out of 10 if i listen to an album in itunes on this mac, it's coming off itunes match, so there's 60-200 meg right there13:57
Linux_guylolJust downloding utorrent for leaga activitys13:57
neuroyeah yeah13:58
Linux_guylolLol ducks13:58
neurotorrent over 3g = fail13:58
Linux_guylol3 grams ?13:59
neuroum, ok14:00
marxjohnson"3 grams of internet please, shopkeep"14:00
neurothat'll be 3 and sixpence pleaes14:00
neuroINTERNET, SEVENTIES STYLE14:01
Linux_guylolLol14:01
Linux_guylolUbuntu14:01
neuro"Look, 1200 baud!!! ZOMG!"14:01
* neuro remembers when BT Kilostream lines were teh awesome14:02
* marxjohnson doesnt14:02
marxjohnsonfirst modem was 56k14:02
neuroran a webserver over it :)14:02
marxjohnsoni dont know I'm born14:02
neuronope14:02
* neuro is old, apparently14:03
Linux_guylolWhydoes 3 block torrent sites14:03
neurohaha14:03
neurobecause they have a business model to maintain14:03
diddledanbecause the BPI told them to14:03
MooDoosame with virgin14:03
neuroalso, bittorrent + CGNAT = bad things14:03
Linux_guylolDank business model14:03
Linux_guylolI mean damm14:04
diddledanI've never understood CGNAT14:04
neuroit's evil14:04
diddledanindeed14:04
neuroBT are talking about using it for light use customers14:04
diddledanit just doesn't seem to compute to me14:04
Linux_guylolWhat is it14:04
neuroit makes sense in a way, especially in the face of v4 exhaustion14:04
neuroCarrier Grade NAT, google it14:05
MartijnVdS\o/ IPv614:05
diddledanerm.. ipv6 has been available now since 2000?14:05
neuroha14:05
neurotho BT are also talking about starting a v6 rollout this year14:05
MartijnVdSneuro: a lot of my home traffic is v614:05
neurovirgin occasionally make noises about it14:05
MartijnVdSneuro: Dutch news sites are mostly v6 capable14:05
Linux_guylolI will imagine it14:05
MartijnVdSneuro: government sites too, Google, Youtube, Facebook as ewll14:05
neuroMartijnVdS: oh shush, mister I Live In An Enlightened Society, Telecoms-wise14:05
MartijnVdSneuro: we don't have 4g though14:06
neuroawww14:06
mungbeanwhether we have ipc6 is a bit irrelevant , innit?14:06
neuroa lot of us don't have 4g here either :)14:06
neuromungbean: depends on your point of view14:06
mungbeancustomer14:06
MartijnVdSmungbean: ipv6 is VERY useful to have14:06
neuroagain, depends14:06
neurothere are different types of customer14:06
Linux_guylolBring back dial up and viruses14:06
neuroum, no14:06
MartijnVdSIPv6 makes life of the protocol designer easier14:07
neuromakes the life of the router easier too14:07
MartijnVdSThe reason video-conference protocols suck is NAT14:07
neurono need to worry about NAT14:07
neuroand VPNs14:07
neuroand gaming14:07
MartijnVdSyeah14:07
neurono more "oh you need to open ports blah blah and blah to Get Stuff Done"14:07
diddledanbasically NAT is and always was a second-class solution looking for a problem14:07
neurowell, the problem was always a clear one14:08
MartijnVdSneuro: well, you might need to open ports to a specific host -- home routers will block incoming traffic by default14:08
neurov4 exhaustion14:08
diddledanusually the problem was one that it created :-p14:08
MartijnVdSneuro: it'll become a *firewall* instead of a NAT gateway14:08
neurowell yeah14:08
neurobut you just talk back over the egress port14:08
mungbeani have a load of unused public ipc4 addreses14:08
neurotut tut14:08
Linux_guylolI don't understand any of this :()14:08
mungbeancoupla class Cs at least14:08
neuroREALLY?14:09
neuroi mean, hang on14:09
mungbeanyep14:09
neurolet me first chide you for saying "class C"14:09
neurobut really?!14:09
MartijnVdS /24s14:09
diddledanhow much?14:09
diddledan(money)14:09
diddledan:-p14:09
neuroHOW MUCH FOR ZE WOMEN!14:09
mungbeani don't own them personally but i have about 8 /24 under my control14:09
mungbeanonly using half of them14:09
diddledanaah14:09
mungbeani can spin up my own services etc on them tho14:10
neurogood grief, sir :)14:10
neuroall those starving internet connections and you're hoarding!14:10
diddledanI think at work we've got a few /28s14:10
mungbeanibm , sun and MS prob own millinos14:10
neurodon't get me started on that lot14:10
neuro"oh hai, we has /8s, want some? TOUGH!"14:10
mungbeanlots of JANET institutions have a couple of /16s each uni14:11
neuroto be fair, they do get used14:11
Linux_guylolWho likes star wars14:11
mungbeanthey had silly rules about not NATing though14:11
neuromakes things easier to manage14:11
marxjohnsonoi, nothing wrong with JANET institions ;)14:11
neurolol14:11
mungbeanthe not nat'ing is silly14:11
neuroNATing is silly, if you can prevent it14:11
Linux_guylolLol14:11
mungbeanbunch of hpc nodes?14:11
neuroi mean look at it this way14:12
neurothere's no way apple are using an entire /814:12
mungbeanevery desktop user getting their own public IP? craziness14:12
mgdmmy Uni had a /1614:12
neurowhat's wrong with that?14:12
neuroas long as the firewall(s) is(are) protecting them14:12
mgdmevery computer on the campus had a 'real' IP (though firewalled)14:12
Linux_guylolWhat way backwards ?14:12
neuromgdm: gla? strath?14:12
neuronot gcal? :)14:12
mungbeani came from private -> public secotr so i'm trained to NAT14:13
neuroi've never worked for the public sector, at least not directly14:13
mungbeando you want to?14:13
mgdmneuro: HW14:13
neuronope14:13
mungbeani haz lots of jobs14:13
neuromgdm: ohhhh14:13
neurowas contracted out to NHS, SEPA, Scottish Office, Essex County Council on occasion as a consultant14:14
neuroyeeeeeears ago14:14
Linux_guylolIm hireing for minimum wage14:14
neurogood luck with that14:14
neuromgdm: think i went to hw once, can't remember why14:14
neuromight have been picking up a printer off someone or some other such madness14:15
diddledanthe co that I work for does websites on behalf of several public sector bodies14:15
neuroor giving someone a lift14:15
Linux_guylolYou get a free t-shirt14:15
neurovery hazy14:15
diddledanwe've got an evil setup in terms of servers tho14:16
diddledanany sane person would cry14:16
diddledanthough thankfully it's all automated via a somewhat clunky perl script14:16
mungbeanLinux_guylol: wher u live?14:16
Linux_guylolThe dark side of servers of the galaxy14:16
Linux_guylolCoventry14:17
neuroLinux_guylol: do you know what a minimum wage costs for a year?14:17
neuroover 10 grand14:18
mungbeandouble14:18
Linux_guylolOh sh**14:18
neuronot including what an employer has to pay out in NI contributions14:18
Linux_guylolN14:19
Linux_guylolOooooo14:19
Linux_guylolCoventry is the best in the uk14:19
neurofor what?14:20
Linux_guylolI am joining the first Lego league14:20
Linux_guylolFor being awesome14:20
neurohttp://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m69a1g5C0u1rvzw0uo1_500.gif14:21
diddledanwow, the fundraiser has seriously slowed down now the 625$ is sold out14:21
neuroto be expected, really14:21
Linux_guylolStupid gif14:22
neurohttp://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/117/129/NOU.gif#no%20u%20gif%20240x23214:22
diddledanstupid gifs have more knowledge than you might think14:22
mungbeanpeople probably holding on to wait for a better deal14:22
mungbeanbig money vs bigger money14:23
diddledanthat second gif is freakily 3d14:23
Linux_guylolAnd the best money is 1p14:23
diddledangotta love the invasion of the body snatchers tho14:24
neuro:)14:24
neuroOOOOOOOWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH14:24
neuro*point*14:24
Linux_guylol114:24
Linux_guylolI'm 1414:25
neurook14:25
neuroand?14:25
marxjohnsonwell done14:25
Linux_guylolYay14:25
neurohttp://media.tumblr.com/772a9c560f0864c4d89414541ae835ef/tumblr_inline_mpl48vJTUP1qz4rgp.gif14:25
Linux_guylolLol14:26
diddledanprecocious little brat14:26
Linux_guylol:)14:26
neuroi was over at my folks on sunday14:27
neuroreturn of the jedi was on14:27
diddledan\o/14:27
neuroand i pointed out to my mum what one of the most egregious lucas tweaks was14:27
neuroi.e. douchebag anakin appearing at the end rather than redeemed old anakin14:27
neuroand i expected her not to understand14:27
neurobut she totally got it14:27
neuro"but luke has never seen young anakin"14:27
neuro"YES, EXACTLY!"14:27
diddledanwait, they did what?!14:27
Linux_guylolThe ubuntu kid14:28
neuroyou haven't seen the archive editions of ROTJ?14:28
diddledanlucas sucks doorknobs14:28
Linux_guylolWhy did George sell it to disney14:28
neurowhen the DVDs got reissued in 2004, they made more tweaks14:28
neurothat was one of them14:28
diddledanergh14:28
diddledanI've not seen the more recent variations14:29
neuroLinux_guylol: because he owned Lucasfilm outright14:29
mungbeanarning: rpc.idmapd appears not to be running. All uids will be mapped to the nobody uid.14:29
neuroso he got a ton of cash and a ton of disney shares14:29
mungbeanguys, any ideas?!?!?14:29
neurodiddledan: there's more in the blurays14:29
mungbeanon a prod server and getting this error14:29
diddledanaparently han solo is a good guy now and shoots only after he's been shot at14:29
mungbeanrpcidmap IS running14:29
neurodiddledan: when vader picks up the emperor at the end?14:29
neurothey put in another NOOOOOOOOO14:29
diddledanmungbean: what error?14:30
Linux_guylolNo I mean duany is going to runi the  awesomebus of it14:30
neurodiddledan: if you want your childhood to be further messed with ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGxnOnaQyGo14:30
neuroLinux_guylol: how so?14:31
Linux_guylolSee what Russell Howard said about it14:33
neurodiddledan: and here's the revised RotJ ending: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkDO2UxX4Lo&t=3m20s14:33
neuroold vs new14:33
mungbeanwarning: rpc.idmapd appears not to be running. All uids will be mapped to the nobody uid.14:34
mungbean^^ that errpr14:34
Linux_guylolI dunon I just make errors14:35
Linux_guylol")14:36
neuromungbean: service idmapd restart ?14:37
Linux_guylolWhat is uid14:38
neuroif you have to ask ...14:38
neuro;)14:38
neuroit's the user id for your login14:38
Linux_guylolOk14:43
Linux_guylolI wI'll back on pc to help in 1 mib14:43
arc__i am back14:46
arc__Linux_guylol:How are you14:48
Linux_guylolHi arc you are the best14:49
neuroeternal september ...14:52
mungbeanhttp://bugs.centos.org/view.php?id=557914:53
mungbeanstupid bug14:53
arc__lol14:54
mungbeannot sure if fixed in later or not14:54
arc__how to do get ad's on your youtube video14:55
neurogo to your video manager and monetise it14:56
neuroyou need to be registered to do that14:56
arc__ok14:56
mungbeanand viewers14:56
mungbean:P14:56
neurowell yeah :)14:57
mungbeani need to make a new video14:57
mungbeanbut only have a old digicam with firewire and digital tape, or my phone14:57
arc__what is your guys channels14:57
neuroguess14:57
arc__neuro is the best14:58
arc__but arc is better14:58
mungbeantwiglets and curry14:58
neuroec2 security groups!!!14:59
neuroaaaaahhh gargle gargle blaaaaaah14:59
arc__damm you liars i so gullible15:00
arc__damm i don't have a credit card15:00
arc__so what is it really15:00
neurowat?15:00
arc__your youtube channels15:01
neuro<-15:01
* neuro descends further into hell15:01
neuro$ uname -a15:01
neuroCYGWIN_NT-5.2 ip-0A3097D9 1.7.22(0.268/5/3) 2013-07-22 17:06 i686 Cygwin15:01
arc__which is it then https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=neuro&filters=channel&lclk=channel15:01
arc__we should all do a skype or a team view15:02
arc__on ubuntu15:02
Linux_guylolYes we should15:03
arc__have you seen what #ubuntu are talking out15:04
neuroseriously, look at any of those channels in the search15:04
neurowhich one do you think is mine?15:04
arc__the third one15:04
neurohave a cookie15:05
arc__yay15:05
arc__i will sub you15:05
arc__if you sub me15:05
arc__X98_Hacker15:05
* marxjohnson sighs15:05
arc__*sighs15:06
arc__damm15:06
marxjohnsonWhat value is there in someone subscribing to your channel for any reason other than them being genuinely interested in it?15:06
AlanBellit has e-peen value15:07
arc__because i sub them it is the way of youtube15:07
marxjohnsonAlanBell: right you are15:08
neuroi subscribe to stuff on youtube because i'm interested in what is being uploaded15:08
neuroif i'm not interested, i don't subscribe15:08
arc__damm15:08
neuroi have 65 subscriptions right now15:09
arc__i will work up through the ranks then i will make my day view15:09
neuroalmost all of them set to only show uploads (rather than show uploads, likes, faves, etc)15:09
arc__how do i finf my video profile15:10
arc__(find)15:10
marxjohnsonHave I ended up in #youtube by mistake?15:10
neurohttps://support.google.com/youtube/?hl=en-GB15:10
neuroseems so15:10
arc__yes you have15:10
arc__no i mean in ubuntu15:10
arc__the program kendlive is asknig15:11
neurojeez15:11
neurosee that little downward arrow beside your avatar at the top right of youtube?15:11
neuroclick it15:11
arc__no in ubuntu not youtube15:12
* neuro gives up15:12
marxjohnsonMy mistake, I'm in #kdenlive15:12
* neuro closes youtube tab before clickyclicky syndrome kicks in15:12
neuromarxjohnson: polymorphic irc15:13
arc__http://snag.gy/cOFBh.jpg15:13
neurohello Nimesh15:14
arc__damm !!!!!15:14
arc__i'm off the grid so you can't find me on the web15:15
marxjohnsonSeriously, if you need KDEnlive support, they have their own channels. You might get lucky here, but it's really for Ubuntu discussion.15:15
arc__any way back to the problem at hand15:15
neuroyeah, ubuntu discussion15:15
neuroand twiglets15:15
arc__it is on ubuntu thought isn't it15:15
arc__so it is relevent15:15
neurohttp://nimesh-game-stuff.webs.com/apps/profile/42994194/15:16
marxjohnsonarguable, but you're more likely to get someone who can help you if you ask in the right place15:16
arc__i have done it15:16
AlanBelllooks like there is a reddit AMA thing a bit later around the Ubuntu Edge topic15:16
neuroooh15:16
ormiretarc__: which profile you want to use depends on the video you want to edit.15:16
marxjohnsonooh!15:16
neurowho's doing the answering?15:16
AlanBellsabdfl15:17
neuronoice15:17
AlanBellMark Shuttleworth15:17
arc__neuro: my real name is abdi hghtht15:17
AlanBellno link for the reddit thing yet, but it is announced here http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ubuntu-edge?c=activity15:17
AlanBellreddit puzzles me15:18
neurohttp://www.reddit.com/r/Ubuntu/comments/1j0zn9/mark_shuttleworth_reddit_ama_today_at_1230_ny/15:18
neuroyeah, i should use it more15:18
neuroespecially since i pay for the bloody thing15:18
AlanBellit is a very web 1.0 kind of discussion board15:18
arc__http://redd.it/1j0zn915:19
neuroarc__: welcome to 2 minutes ago15:19
arc__why all of you so harsh to me :(15:19
AlanBellyup, but that isn't it. That is a comment on reddit about the future thread that there will be in another bit of reddit later15:19
neuroi'm not!15:19
neurothis is just gentle banter15:19
arc__in indochine i got beatern up but this is just !15:20
AlanBellno eggs today :( http://hencam.libertus.co.uk/video15:20
arc__indochine is a real place it was a french conaliy between india and china15:21
neurook, now i'm properly confused15:21
arc__https://sites.google.com/site/x98hacker/15:22
arc__click the link at the botterm15:23
arc__accept the access15:24
neuroum, no15:24
arc__http://snag.gy/FD2bD.jpg15:24
arc__it willv send you a email it was the basic google script15:25
arc__it does no harm it is my website15:25
neurosuuuuuuuure15:26
marxjohnsonhahaha15:26
arc__IT have checked at school15:26
marxjohnsonthat's OK then15:26
neurodo you want my gmail password too?15:26
neurohow about one of my ssh keys?15:26
arc__look i will post another screen shot15:26
neuroi could say something else, but it's a quote from a movie and it's rude, so i won't15:27
diddledanscreenshots don't prove anything15:27
Linux_guylolMy pc has crashed15:27
* neuro whistles quietly15:27
diddledanok, so you're nonchalant. quit rubbing our noses in it already15:28
AlanBellarc__: what is the point of this exercise in trying to get us to execute this script?15:28
Linux_guylolNeuro hacker15:28
* neuro throws his jacket over his shoulder and flicks his hair back15:28
neuroLinux_guylol: wat?15:28
Linux_guylolI want to see if it works15:29
arc__do it15:29
neuroyou just accused me of being a "hacker"15:29
neuroexcuse me if i ignore everything else you say in here15:30
Linux_guylolPlz15:30
Linux_guylolSorry just a joke didn't mean to offend15:30
neuro60 minutes to go15:31
neuroi wonder if sabdfl will answer questions about the tiers15:31
Linux_guylolI'm so sirr15:31
mungbeanhacker = programmer15:32
neurohence, the quotes :)15:32
neuroi knew what the insinuation was15:32
Linux_guylolI dont want to be the bad guy15:32
mungbeanis everyone a bit drunk already15:33
neuroi had a mcd's smoothie earlier, i might be in the middle of a sugar crash15:33
arc__hey sorry for that15:37
arc__hacker are really cool like white hat hackers15:38
mungbean#omgubuntu is that way :P15:39
SuperGeorgeactually, it's #omg!ubuntu!15:39
SuperGeorgeI've given away the secret15:39
mungbeani used to go there :P15:39
SuperGeorgeoops15:39
mungbeanthen it went below 40 users and i left15:40
SuperGeorgeno one talks in there anyway15:40
mungbeanthey used to 3 yrs ago15:40
mgdmstill a terrible name </opinion> :P15:40
SuperGeorgeyeah, but some people were being idiots15:40
SuperGeorged0od agrees, but it's too late to do much about it15:40
mungbeanlet that be a lesson15:40
neuro:)15:41
SuperGeorgecould go through a massive rebranding15:41
mungbeannot worth it15:41
mgdmBy Jove, Ubuntu!15:41
mgdmor something15:41
arc__have i been a bit too stupid15:41
mungbeanegads, ubuntu15:41
neuroerk, thunder outside15:41
mungbeanhuzzah ubuntu15:41
diddledanooh, eck, ubuntu!15:41
neuromgdm: you hearing same?15:41
neuroee by gum ubuntu!15:42
Linux_guylolLol15:42
mgdmneuro: aye, seeing it, and quite close too15:42
diddledanget your UPSen ready15:42
neuromay have to start singing the thunder buddy song15:42
arc__Ted15:42
mgdmneuro: seen http://www.blitzortung.org/ ?15:42
neurowow cool15:42
mgdmneuro: click the EUMETSAT overlay button, it's pretty cool15:43
neuroohhhhhhh15:43
neurowx pron!15:43
mgdmindeed ;)15:43
mgdmit's all community-based, there's a kit you can get and built, and feed data in15:43
mgdmElwell has one15:43
neurowhy does that not surprise me15:44
mgdm:)15:44
arc__porn ?15:44
arc__oh pron15:44
mungbeandid that redtape guy change his name?15:45
neuroi bet he has an ADS-B receiver as well15:45
neurogood q, dunno :)15:46
mgdmand AIS, and weather fax, and... :)15:46
SuperGeorgeI changed mine15:46
SuperGeorgefor obvious reasons15:46
neurono-one has used or said that nick since the 13th15:47
mungbeani wanted the name Jimothy15:47
=== mungbean is now known as jimothy
jimothyhello15:47
neurohello!15:47
neuroit's like you're part James, part Timothy!15:47
neurobut all ubuntu user :)15:48
jimothyhow do i setup an alias to my real nick?15:49
mgdmjimothy: /msg nickserv help group15:49
neurothat's the bunny15:49
neurotechnically i'm reg'd with nickserv as neuro_ but added neuro once it got freed up15:49
=== jimothy is now known as mungbean
diddledanwho do I have to flirt with/at to get an ubuntu cloak?15:51
arc__can you install thing in ubuntu on debien15:51
mgdmdiddledan: become a member15:51
mungbeanthanks mgdm15:52
mungbeanwhy jimothy wasn't already taken is a surprise15:52
mungbean:D15:52
Linux_guylolYou guys are cool and awsome15:53
mungbeani know15:53
diddledanexcept shauno who happens to be God15:53
AlanBell!member | diddledan15:57
lubotu3diddledan: Ubuntu Membership means recognition of a significant and sustained contribution to Ubuntu and the Ubuntu community.  For more info see https://wiki.ubuntu.com/Membership15:57
AlanBellyou can get an unaffiliated cloak if you ask in #freenode15:57
diddledanaah, I guess I'm a long way off "consistent and sustained"15:57
diddledanas for "contribution".. erm.. yeah, look over there, a pig flying! *ducks*15:58
Laneymuhahaha16:03
Linux_guylolDucks are the best16:09
=== joshmyers is now known as bubu
AlanBellchickens are the best16:12
MartijnVdSAlanBell: for food or for companionship?16:13
Linux_guylolNo yellow ducks16:13
Linux_guylolChinese duck yum16:14
brobostigonand noc chicken abuse.16:14
brobostigonno*16:14
AlanBellhttp://hencam.libertus.co.uk/video Linux_guylol16:15
AzelphurIs there any way to give a user permission to set a processes niceness / ionice?16:15
MartijnVdSAzelphur: there is16:17
Azelphurcool, hows that work? :)16:17
diddledanAzelphur: nice -n 19 command16:17
MartijnVdSAzelphur: it can be done using capabilities16:17
diddledanthat  works as my normal user16:17
Azelphurdiddledan: 19 is lower priority, I want  higher priority, higher priority by default can't be achieved without sudo, hense the question. :)16:17
SuperGeorgehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbq1fRbkOAE&feature=youtu.be16:17
diddledanaah16:17
Linux_guylolAlan_bell:I hace no account16:18
MartijnVdSAzelphur: man 7 capabilities16:18
Azelphurrighto, ty16:18
MartijnVdSCAP_SYS_NICE16:18
MartijnVdShttp://stackoverflow.com/questions/7635515/how-to-set-cap-sys-nice-capability-to-a-linux-user16:18
diddledanit's convoluted then16:20
Azelphurindeed :P16:20
diddledanbecome root first then drop everything you're not going to use16:20
MartijnVdSdiddledan: you can set capabilities on a binary16:20
Azelphurand you can't reload limits.conf without a reboot :<16:20
MartijnVdSAzelphur: yes, just log out16:20
Azelphuroh, you can16:20
Azelphurfun16:21
diddledanI usually just spawn a new login shell in my terminal if I'm in the middle of something16:21
AzelphurMartijnVdS: http://pastebin.com/E2Tvifbz no dice?16:22
diddledansudo -u sameusername -i16:22
Azelphurdiddledan: that's a fresh ssh session16:22
diddledanthat works for group membership, I'm not so sure about limits16:22
diddledannot ssh16:22
MartijnVdSit works for users as well16:22
MartijnVdSbut16:22
Azelphuralso my srcds account has no sudo access, for obvious reasons ;)16:22
MartijnVdSAzelphur: does /etc/pam.d/* contain pam_limits?16:23
diddledanuse su then16:23
MartijnVdSsshd does that16:23
diddledanand type your password16:23
MartijnVdSit's disabled for su by default16:23
AlanBellhttp://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1j166z/hi_im_mark_shuttleworth_founder_of_ubuntu/16:23
Azelphurazelphur@azelphur:/etc/pam.d$ find . | grep -i pam_limits16:23
Azelphuryields nothing16:23
MartijnVdSAzelphur: weird..16:23
Azelphurthis is debian btw16:23
MartijnVdShttp://wiki.debian.org/Limits16:24
neuroSuperGeorge: gotta love Brandon Routh :)16:25
* neuro giggles16:27
SuperGeorgedo you though? :P16:27
neurosabdfl's photo proof for the ama was taken by an iphone ...16:27
diddledanI can't figure out how to drive reddit16:27
diddledanhaving never been there before it looks weird16:27
neuroit's just a big ass threaded forum16:27
AlanBellweb 1.0 style16:27
Linux_guylolLol16:28
MartijnVdSI never remember who other people on there are16:28
MartijnVdSactually16:28
MartijnVdSI don't notice who's writing the posts16:28
AlanBellyou have to refresh all the time and it is utterly confusing16:28
diddledanhow do I find the "answers" to this AMA?16:28
AlanBellthere are none yet16:28
AlanBellyou have to keep refreshing and searching as far as I can tell16:29
neurohmm, just under 600k raised so far today16:29
diddledanit's just fanbois yelling "yeah, that's a good question" or answering their own answers instead of letting mark do the answering16:29
neurowhich is below the 43k an hour avg they need to get to 32m16:29
neurodiddledan: it hasn't started yet16:29
neurosabdfl will start answering posts after 17:3016:29
neuroor his assistant will ;)16:30
diddledanmeelions and meelions of dollars16:30
MartijnVdSbazillions?16:38
neurogajillions16:40
MartijnVdSbrazilians?16:40
diddledanpervert!16:40
AlanBellneuro: he normally types his own stuff16:41
neuroi was kidding ;)16:42
MartijnVdSAlanBell: normally, yes :P16:42
christelusing his toes even!16:42
MartijnVdSchristel: he's Supersabdfl now?16:43
* christel nods16:44
* MartijnVdS hugs his 21:9 screen again16:49
Azelphur21:9? what resolution is that?16:54
MartijnVdSAzelphur: 2560x108016:54
Azelphurah, cool :)16:54
MartijnVdS70cm wide16:54
AzelphurMartijnVdS: have you seen the korean monitors? I got those16:55
Azelphur2560x144016:55
MartijnVdSAzelphur: I have a  Dell16:55
Azelphuryea, the Dell will probably have better image quality16:55
Azelphuralthough these aren't bad, I think they are reject apple panels16:55
MartijnVdSAzelphur: it came with a calibration report16:56
Azelphurnice :)16:56
MartijnVdSguaranteeing sRGB is within several % of "real" sRGB16:56
marxjohnsonhah, from the AmA: "We're hoping to blaze a trail with silicon anode batteries. Hopefully, that is the only blaze involved"17:04
HoT|2fC^hey :) I have installed Ubuntu Server 13.04.4 LTS 32bit on my server, when I start it up on boot I get on my 17inch LCD screen "Out of Range"17:13
HoT|2fC^and "No Input Signal"17:13
HoT|2fC^Is this GRUB problem? or BIOS? its on a HP DL380 G3 "Old Hardware" server.17:14
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: the screen shows that?17:15
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: have you tried waiting a bit, see if it clears up?17:15
HoT|2fC^MartijnVdS: Yeah17:15
HoT|2fC^Yeah it says after Out of Range... No Input Signal.17:15
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: what kind of graphics card is in there? do you know?17:15
HoT|2fC^I get nothing I have to power down the Server.17:15
HoT|2fC^ATI intergrated.17:16
HoT|2fC^Is it telling it the wrong res or something?17:16
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: yeah, I think it's detecting a resolution your screen can't handle17:16
MartijnVdSand then using that unusable setting17:16
HoT|2fC^Oh crapp17:16
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: try booting with "vga=normal nomodeset" kernel command line options17:16
HoT|2fC^ok ok, so id need to edit it ?17:16
MartijnVdSyou can add those in grub17:16
HoT|2fC^ah ok I see17:17
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: https://wiki.ubuntu.com/FrameBuffer#How_to_disable_the_framebuffer describes all17:17
* HoT|2fC^ writes down on paper "vga=normal nomodeset" keynel command line options on boot disc.17:17
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HoT|2fC^MartijnVdS: Thanks man.17:17
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MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: doesn't have to be on boot disk, works on the installed system/grub as well17:18
HoT|2fC^Yes but I don't see the GRUB :/17:18
HoT|2fC^This is my point lol.17:18
naderperluz17:18
HoT|2fC^I get the Out of Range / No Input Signal right away17:18
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HoT|2fC^:/17:19
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: do you have another screen you can try?17:19
HoT|2fC^Yeah but its busted same 17inch LCD @ 75Hz17:19
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HoT|2fC^naderp get ping!17:20
HoT|2fC^:)17:20
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: did you install sshd during installation?17:20
HoT|2fC^wth17:20
HoT|2fC^ermm no :( it asked me a bunch of stuff17:20
HoT|2fC^I hit DNS dunno why17:20
HoT|2fC^just confused me that part of the installation.. :\17:20
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: only select the things you actually need.. but DO install an ssh server17:20
HoT|2fC^:o17:21
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: because then, you can ssh in an fix stuff :)17:21
HoT|2fC^I must reinstall it then17:21
MartijnVdSsorry17:21
HoT|2fC^yes very true17:21
HoT|2fC^I was going to install SSH17:21
HoT|2fC^but hit DNS \o/17:21
HoT|2fC^so when I get that message again an my screen goes out of range how do I ssh then haah..17:21
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: after reinstall, yes17:22
MartijnVdSyou ssh in from another machine17:22
HoT|2fC^noway! lol haha well that will fail17:23
HoT|2fC^Its connected to the internet but how will I ssh from here on my pc?17:23
HoT|2fC^leave it on the out of range session ? an go to my PC17:23
HoT|2fC^I dont get it :)17:23
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: figure out the machine's IP address17:24
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: (usually from the router/dhcp server)17:24
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: then just "ssh host", or on Windows, use putty and select "ssh" and type the IP address17:24
HoT|2fC^so checky my router no for ip history or IPs that on my network.17:24
HoT|2fC^ah ok ok17:24
^2fChey18:00
^2fCexit18:01
DJones!rootirc | HoT|2fC^ I know you've disconnected your other connection, but18:04
lubotu3HoT|2fC^ I know you've disconnected your other connection, but: It's not technically our business, but we'd like to tell you that IRC'ing as root is a Very Bad Idea (tm). After all, doing anything as root when root is not needed is bad, and especially bad with software that connects to the Internet.18:04
Linux_guylolHello guys18:18
MartijnVdShi Linux_guylol18:25
Linux_guylolHi MartijnVds18:26
* AlanBell cracks open a Dark Roast18:35
MartijnVdS\o/18:35
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AlanBellhttps://twitter.com/alanbell_libsol/status/36047018756632166418:42
MartijnVdSAlanBell: it's quite dark really ;)18:44
AlanBellit is18:44
AlanBellvery nice indeed18:44
MartijnVdSoh wow, the Edge passed 6M18:47
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AlanBelllooks like Mark did fine on the reddit thing19:01
arc__hi guys agin19:01
arc__hi guys again19:01
AlanBellI read a fair few of the replies then got bored of clicking for more comments and trying to find out which ones were new19:01
arc__spelling19:01
arc__AlanBell:Hi19:03
diddledanthe FSF are raining on the edge parade: https://www.fsf.org/blogs/community/will-ubuntu-edge-commit-to-using-only-free-software19:04
directhexthe fsf's job is to rain on parades19:04
AlanBellthey are serial parade rainers19:04
directhexit's all they do19:04
directhexmostly free software parades19:04
directhexfsf approval is typically a kiss of death19:04
arc__can you get team viewer for ubuntu19:05
* AlanBell wonders what team viewer is19:05
directhexi assume it's for viewing teams19:06
arc__i found it for ubuntu19:06
arc__team viewer is for collaborations or for mass group chat19:07
MartijnVdSlike google hangouts?19:08
arc__but with screen capture19:08
MartijnVdSgoogle hangouts do that now19:08
arc__also how can i install .deb with out opening the ubuntu sc19:08
MartijnVdS(part of a) screen sharing19:08
arc__yeah19:08
MartijnVdSarc__: dpkg -i, possibly followed by "apt-get -f install" if the .deb has dependencies you don't have installed yet19:09
arc__ok19:09
MartijnVdSbut be warned: if you download a deb manually, there's no signature check19:09
MartijnVdSso you don't know if the package was modified before you install it19:10
MartijnVdSso it could contain malware!19:10
AlanBellor kittens19:10
arc__i got it stright from the website19:10
MartijnVdSarc__: that's no guarantee19:10
MartijnVdSarc__: package archives are signed for a reason19:10
AlanBellfrom the interwebs!!19:10
arc__yes it is :)19:10
MartijnVdSarc__: no it's not.. is it https or http? do you know the certificating party? do you know the webserver isn't compromised?19:11
arc__oh snap i have a virus19:11
MartijnVdSarc__: with package signing, if the web site is compromised, they _can't_ put a bad package on there, because they can't generate the matching signature19:11
AlanBellheh19:11
MartijnVdSwell they can put the package on there, but apt detects badness19:12
arc__we should all do one19:12
diddledanno, you "do one" :-p19:12
diddledanthat's not a nice thing to tell somebody19:13
MartijnVdSjust trying to warn you about the dangers of the internet19:13
MartijnVdSit's not yet filtered you know19:13
diddledansoon  will be here in britain19:14
arc__oh my gosh i am controling  my laptop with my phone19:14
MartijnVdSdiddledan: poor you19:15
diddledanit'll be fine, I'll just click the "I'm a pervert" button19:16
MartijnVdSdiddledan: I need to go to a Vodafone store for that, as I don't have a UK CC to add to my UK Vodafone account19:16
MartijnVdSdiddledan: and they only let you do it online if you have a CC on your account19:17
diddledanhmm19:17
arc__guy plz get team viewer so we can screen share plz19:18
MartijnVdSarc__: uh.. no. You wanted team viewer to share your screen with (probably) someone you know..19:18
arc__you guy are the ubuntu community you are all right19:19
arc__join 147 404 64119:21
diddledanWHEEEEE19:21
MartijnVdSarc__: unlikely19:21
MartijnVdS\o/ Android 4.3 @ phone19:22
arc__come on it will be harmless fun19:22
diddledanit's all harmless fun until the next day when the police turn up to tell you she's only 1419:22
MartijnVdSarc__: I don't think the regulars in here are likely to install a random deb from a random internet site19:23
MartijnVdSdiddledan: But she swore she was 12!19:23
diddledanlol19:23
arc__then get it from the ubuntu softwere centre19:23
MartijnVdSno19:23
arc__oh man19:24
arc__it has gone quite here19:29
HoT|2fC^MartijnVdS I edited my Grub an removed the # and added 1024x768 as res an I typed sudo update-grub and rebooted19:29
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: does that work?19:29
HoT|2fC^still no luck :\ unless grub did not restart properly19:30
HoT|2fC^nope.19:30
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: because that page specifically says to add the "nomodeset" line19:30
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: so you *should* probably have followed that19:30
HoT|2fC^nope never added that one :(19:30
HoT|2fC^ohh my every time I boot I cant see anything to do with grub it just says Out of range :(19:31
HoT|2fC^I was in that TTY :\19:31
HoT|2fC^black screen with my name etc..19:31
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: the page I linked describes how to disable the framebuffer19:31
HoT|2fC^I install irssi as root an said hey and left root :o19:31
MartijnVdSshould ALSO describe how to make grub work19:31
HoT|2fC^so is it just my res?19:32
HoT|2fC^what link :>19:32
HoT|2fC^above?19:32
MartijnVdS19:17 < MartijnVdS> HoT|2fC^:19:32
MartijnVdShttps://wiki.ubuntu.com/FrameBuffer#How_to_disable_the_framebuffer describes all19:32
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: this might also help: http://askubuntu.com/questions/161297/why-does-my-screen-blank-out-for-the-duration-of-the-grub-boot-menu19:33
HoT|2fC^Thats the one :)19:34
HoT|2fC^I was trying that Ctrl>Alt>F1 and Ctrl>Alt>F219:35
HoT|2fC^So Ctrl>Alt>T is to be hit when it says No input singal?19:36
MartijnVdSno19:36
MartijnVdSyou ssh to the machine once the drive light stops blinking like mad19:37
HoT|2fC^I cant do that ssh stuff :D19:37
diddledannote: wait until the drive light starts blinking like mad before you wait for the blinking to stop19:37
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: you can, if you installed sshd19:38
HoT|2fC^yeah but to hard for me :(19:38
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: nah, just try it :)19:38
HoT|2fC^yeah but its to much messing around :(19:39
HoT|2fC^if I was to just put desktop 13.04 on would it work ?19:39
HoT|2fC^instead of this server one19:39
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: then get a monitor that returns its supported resolutions properly19:39
HoT|2fC^it works on my PC ?19:40
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: probably not, because it's your screen that's saying "I can do X x Y pixels @ Z refresh rate!" while it can't19:40
HoT|2fC^:o19:40
HoT|2fC^so once I have sshd installed how do I get into it ?19:41
HoT|2fC^from the server19:41
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: you do "ssh your_username@ip.of.your.machine"19:41
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: or similar using putty (if you're running windows)19:41
HoT|2fC^ah ok19:41
neurohere's a point for you19:42
neuroif you install desktop19:42
* HoT|2fC^ pulls his hair out..19:42
HoT|2fC^neuro yeah go on.. :)19:42
neuroX will use up memory that you could have kept for your game server19:43
neurothis is why you install the server version on servrs19:43
HoT|2fC^true :)19:43
neuroyou could disable X but that's just as annoying as what you're having to do right now19:43
neuroget stuff sorted now and it'll pay dividends down the line19:43
neuroyou're doing what sysadmins do aaaaaaaaall the time19:43
HoT|2fC^true :)19:43
diddledannot least in educating you on some triage techniques19:44
neuro:)19:44
HoT|2fC^:}19:44
HoT|2fC^so when I install ubuntu server it asks me about the core on the system an I should select what I want to install19:44
diddledanbtw, we've hit 6meelions19:44
HoT|2fC^so I would do SSH yes?19:45
MartijnVdSdiddledan: *\o/*19:45
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: you install Ubuntu Server, and in one of the last screens, you select "SSH Server" or "OpenSSH Server" (I forget which one is on there, there is only one)19:45
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: it has other options, like "LAMP server" etc, but you can keep those disabled19:45
HoT|2fC^Yeah asks that to19:46
MartijnVdSthat's the same screen :)19:46
HoT|2fC^So once I have installed that, does it ask to configure it ?19:46
MartijnVdSssh doesn't require configuration by default19:46
MartijnVdSall you need to do is figure out the IP of the machine, then you can "ssh" to it, using the username&password you created during installation19:46
HoT|2fC^ok thanks I will give it ago :o19:47
HoT|2fC^Why is ubuntu forum down?19:49
MartijnVdSHoT|2fC^: that's explained on the page you see when you go there19:49
HoT|2fC^:o19:51
HoT|2fC^I just go off it all the time :)19:51
AlanBellanyone know if there is an awesome touchpad competing with the apple magic touchpad that works with Ubuntu?20:22
mgdmthe magic touchpad works with ubuntu, I've never seen any others though20:25
mgdmit works, but the sensitivity for all the gestures is not set up right20:26
AlanBellhttp://www.logitech.com/en-gb/product/mac-trackpad that looks interesting20:31
mgdmwhy not the Apple one? Or just because it's Apple?20:32
AlanBellI am considering the apple one20:33
AlanBellbut I heard it wasn't quite right20:33
mgdmIt's not quite right in that the configuration for the gesture stuff isn't quite there, but I suspect that will be true of most touchpads20:34
AlanBellI am surprised there are not more to select from20:36
AlanBellgiven the diversity of mouse options20:36
mgdmgive it a couple of years, i'm sure there will be20:37
* neuro hugs his magic trackpad20:56
diddledantime for bed20:56
neuroat 10pm?20:57
neuroblimeh20:57
neuroyou have more willpower than me :)20:57
diddledanlol20:57
diddledanactually, it's that I don't have the willpower in the morning20:57
neuroi know that feeling20:57
neuroi have six separate alarms on my phone that go off to wake me up20:58
diddledanyouch20:58
neurofour from an alarm clock app and two from the iphone's built in alarm20:58
diddledanI need an alarm that won't turn off until I've left the home :-p20:59
neuroi had this waking me up at one point20:59
neurohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7tdyj8LgoY20:59
neuroafter 15 seconds it goes from weird ambient noise to annoying21:00
neuroafter 35 seconds it goes into full on WAAAAAH mode21:01
linux-guyHi again it's nimesh21:01
linux-guyAka arc__21:01
diddledanisn't there supposed to be a rule over changing your nickname randomly?21:01
linux-guyMy phone says that my normal nickname is taken21:02
linux-guySo21:02
linux-guyI dunno21:03
linux-guyLate night ubuntu time21:03
neuroi forgot how epic this track was21:03
neuroanyone walking past my door will get freaked out21:03
diddledanI've still got it playing too21:04
linux-guyWhy21:04
neuro:)21:04
neuroRichard James FTW21:04
mgdmOh, I might have known it was him21:04
neuroaye21:04
linux-guyOh ok21:04
neuroit's like listening to an aphex twin track while having your face smashed in by a sledgehammer21:05
linux-guyLol21:05
mgdmI can see the resemblance21:05
neuroit's brilliant21:05
neuro6 minutes of earmash21:05
neurogood driving music too ;)21:06
neuroas long as you're not driving21:06
diddledandamn, it finished21:06
neurootherwise speeeeeding tiiiiiiickeeeeet21:06
diddledanI need it to carry on!21:06
linux-guyCool21:06
neurosomeone needs to do one of those 10 hour youtube remixes21:06
diddledanit's like heroin for your ears21:06
neurobut in a good way :)21:06
diddledanyeah21:06
neuroactually let me find the youtube video where i first found the track21:07
diddledanmakes the ol' heartbeat a bit faster21:07
linux-guyYou do it then21:07
linux-guyMake the vid21:07
neurogot it21:07
neurohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naIWWNxF1DQ21:07
neurothis guy did an epic epic dogfight video21:07
neuroblended live action with MS Flight Sim footage21:07
neuromusic suits it to a tee21:07
* mgdm puts on something a little less brutal21:08
linux-guyRank youtube fc21:08
neurothe pause and then the drop after the jets merge is immense21:08
linux-guyDamm you auto correction21:08
neuromgdm: you should watch that second vid21:08
mgdmneuro: mungbean: was in Hobbycraft earlier. Damn near bought a pile of Airfix. :D21:09
neuro:)21:09
mgdm(I'll be back at the weekend maybe after PAYDAY)21:09
neurosadly i gave up with models years ago21:09
neuroi really should get Flaming Cliffs 3 though21:09
mgdmheh, love the 'bullet time' thing21:10
neuro:)21:10
* mgdm looks at MadHacker's blu ray copy of the Matrix, sitting to his left21:10
neuroi watched that last week, randomly21:10
linux-guyMatrix is awesome21:11
neurowas tempted to do reloaded as well but then came to my senses21:11
mgdmhehe21:11
linux-guyWhy not watch reloaded21:12
neurogot a few movies stacked up to watch at some point21:12
neurowatched fast and furious 6 the other night21:12
neuroho boy21:12
neurohad to disengage brain *a lot* for that one21:13
linux-guyPacific rim is good to see21:13
mgdmlast film I saw in the cinema was.... Despicable Me 2 \o/21:15
neuroBANANA!21:15
neurolast one i saw was the hobbit21:15
mgdmThough I did get a blu ray set of the original crew Star Trek films the other day21:15
neurogah21:16
mgdmSo now I have two BD copies of TWoK, but as far as I'm concerned you can't have too many of those21:16
neurobloody things21:16
neuro:)21:16
neuroi just wish there had been some foresight with the directors edition of TMp21:16
neurothere will never be an HD version without redoing it all over again21:16
linux-guyI hate star trek21:17
neuroFoundation Imaging did all the CG in standard def :(21:17
neuroso the HD remasters for blu ray were of the theatrical release21:17
linux-guyStar wars for the win21:18
neuronot sure if TWoK BD is theatrical or special edition21:18
neuromgdm: i bet if you're anything like me you have a ton of copies of blade runner ;)21:18
mgdmI have one, actually21:19
neurobah21:19
neuroi've lost count21:19
linux-guyNew X-Men film coming out wolverine21:19
mgdmthe 'ultimate final ever cut' or some such21:19
neurovhs theatrical, dvd directors cut, dvd final cut box set, hd-dvd final cut, bd final cut ...21:20
mgdmthe DVD final cut21:20
mgdmwhich cost me £3 in Tesco21:20
mgdm\o/21:20
neurowow21:20
neuroi went hunting for the tin box set when it came out21:20
neuroended up in a blockbuster in bailleston just as they were closing21:21
neurosaw it in a cinema in san francisco the next week tho \o/21:22
mgdmnice21:23
mgdmI saw TWoK in the GFT, though I think it was a DVD :-)21:23
neuroembarcadero center if i remember correctly21:23
neurowas amzing to finally see it in a movie theatre21:23
neurowat? :)21:23
mgdmthe GFT had it on last year some time21:23
mgdmbut I'm not sure what the source was21:23
neuroi almost did the st marathon in the gft around when generations came out21:24
neuroi did do the alien trilogy there tho :)21:24
mgdmnice21:24
diddledanthe gft?21:24
neuroglasgow film theatre21:24
diddledanaah21:24
mgdmI would have done that for ST but I'd not ever been to Glasgow by that point21:24
neuroour local indie movie house21:24
mgdmand I was 11 when Generations came out21:25
neuroI FEEL OLD21:25
neuroi was 19 :P21:25
mgdm\oo//21:25
neurono wait21:25
mgdm^ zaphod emoticon21:25
neurowhen did generations come out again?21:25
mgdm199421:25
neuro93?21:25
neuro9421:25
neurooh yeah, they started filming it a fortnight after they wrapped the tng series finale :)21:25
diddledanI was 11 too, then21:25
neuroso i was 2021:25
neurosaw it in the grosvenor21:26
neuromgdm: you been there since it's been all done up?21:26
neuroit's *lovely*21:26
neuroyou can buy a beer in the bar and take it in with you \o/21:27
neuromassive leather seats21:27
neurosofas up the back21:27
mgdmneuro: is that very recent?21:27
neuroi think they opened back up a few years ago?21:27
neurofirst time i'd been in was for the hobbit21:28
neurothey were doing a meal + movie deal21:28
mgdmah, then yes, I have only been in Glasgow since 2010 so it'd be well after that :)21:28
neurogo upstairs to the restaurant for food, then nip down to the bar then one of the two screens21:28
neurohttp://www.grosvenorcafe.co.uk/21:28
mgdmdo not attempt to film police in Sweden, it's terrifying what happens: http://www.wimp.com/swedenpolice/21:32
* ^2fC is still pulling his hair out...22:16
^2fCThink I will call it a day *\o/*22:16
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