[00:57] <waterycola> hi
[00:57] <waterycola> im young and want 2 learn bout ubunt
[00:58] <waterycola> is anyone speaking in this chat
[00:58] <waterycola> or is this one of those "bufferchats"
[00:59] <Noskcaj> waterycola, hello
[00:59] <jose> waterycola: how may we help?
[00:59] <waterycola> hello
[00:59] <waterycola> i want to know how i instal ubuntu
[00:59] <waterycola> i clicked on the file but
[01:00] <waterycola> its like
[01:00] <waterycola> i dont know
[01:00] <waterycola> maybe my computer is 2 old
[01:00] <Noskcaj> waterycola, #ubuntu is normally a better place to ask for support. a
[01:00] <jose> waterycola: instructions can be found here http://www.ubuntu.com/download/desktop/install-desktop-latest
[01:00] <jose> Noskcaj: if you can help here, just do it
[01:00] <waterycola> omg
[01:00] <waterycola> is it really this complicated
[01:00] <waterycola> this guide uses way
[01:00] <waterycola> too
[01:00] <waterycola> many
[01:00] <waterycola> bigwords
[01:01] <Bill1998> like what words
[01:01] <jose> !enter | waterycola
[01:01] <ubot5> waterycola: Please try to keep your questions/responses on one line. Don't use the "Enter" key as punctuation!
[01:01] <Noskcaj> waterycola, it's something like 5 steps
[01:01] <Noskcaj> !enter
[01:01] <Bill1998> I have been told I know some big words
[01:01] <jose> Bill1998: pardon?
[01:02] <waterycola> okay
[01:02] <waterycola> uh
[01:02] <waterycola> sorry
[01:03] <waterycola> like id dint no it was a sin to not  know what "third party software" is
[01:03] <waterycola> its weird cuz thats like a political buzzerword
[01:03] <Bill1998> is that like, software with three times the party?
[01:03] <waterycola> hahqhaha
[01:03] <waterycola> way out, far dude
[01:03] <Noskcaj> Bill1998, You aren't funny
[01:04] <Bill1998> I need to get my hands on some party software
[01:04] <waterycola> hey man
[01:04] <Bill1998> my life is too dull without it
[01:04] <waterycola> bill's a funny dude imo
[01:04] <Noskcaj> waterycola, please speak in english.
[01:04] <waterycola> ????
[01:04]  * Noskcaj facepalms
[01:04] <waterycola> Ah, my dear sir,I did not know I was conversing with one proficient in mine native tongue!
[01:04] <Bill1998> ouch, that probably hurt your face, noskcaj
[01:05] <jose> Noskcaj: hey, have time for a PM?
[01:05] <Noskcaj> waterycola, overkill, but an improvement
[01:05] <Bill1998> why would you do that to yourself
[01:05] <jose> will be quick :)
[01:05] <Noskcaj> jose, sure
[01:05] <waterycola> It just so happens that I am in fact a learned englishman of the highest caliber,I had simply become indubious!
[01:05] <Bill1998> and I thought I knew some big words
[01:05] <waterycola> naw dog dnt break out the dictionary lol
[01:06] <waterycola> it took 4ever to figure out the sentence
[01:06] <Bill1998> lol
[01:06] <Bill1998> nice
[01:06] <waterycola> yeh but i got it you know
[01:06] <waterycola> ;)
[01:06] <waterycola> so how was ur day
[01:06] <Bill1998> it was ok
[01:07] <Bill1998> I saw a squirell today
[01:07] <Bill1998> it was pretty
[01:07] <jose> hey guys, please try to write in proper English on this channel. we do not ask you to use a lexicomplex, but do try to use proper English
[01:07]  * Noskcaj has never seen a squirrel
[01:07] <waterycola> oh i photographed some trees
[01:08] <waterycola> its cool cuz
[01:08] <waterycola> nowadays
[01:08] <waterycola> they give webcams in the laptops
[01:08] <Bill1998> wait
[01:08] <waterycola> so u can use it as a camera and go take photos
[01:08] <Bill1998> acording to this book i found on my dads desk
[01:08] <Bill1998> that was a proper sentence
[01:09] <waterycola> By photos, I of course am indicating photoelectric spectroscopy utilized towards the end of measuring the fermi level of a material!
[01:09] <Bill1998> of course
[01:09] <waterycola> Ah yes my dead sir, that sentence does in fact include all of the basic concepts needed to form a complete thought!
[01:10] <waterycola> I suppose my colleagues hold the sameopinion?
[01:11] <Bill1998> wait my foster dad is yelling at me to come downstairs
[01:11] <Bill1998> cya later guys
[01:12] <waterycola> oh no i hope he doesnt get caned again
[01:12] <jose> now, going back on-topic, did you need any help?
[01:36] <Noskcaj> Is there anyway to find out if i am the youngest ubuntu member?
[01:39] <jose> Noskcaj: you're surely not.
[01:39] <Noskcaj> 14 and 5 months?
[01:40] <Noskcaj> correction, current youngest member
[01:42] <jose> Noskcaj: actually, it's Benjamin Donald-Wilson :)
[01:42] <jose> I can say I was, originally, the youngest
[01:43] <Noskcaj> was he the one that started when he was 12?
[01:44] <jose> yes
[01:45] <Noskcaj> wow. I just looked at his wiki page and he got his own timezone wrong though.
[01:47] <jose> dst corrections are off
[01:47] <jose> anyways, I can say I was the first 'youngest', plus, what's the need to know? :)
[01:48] <Noskcaj> i was just interested to see if i was.
[01:58] <waterycola> for the record im 9
[01:58] <waterycola> so i deserve a medal rite
[01:59] <jose> waterycola: if you're 9, you should not be here.
[02:04] <waterycola> well how come everyone else gets a medal for being under the legal cannabis combusting age and i dont
[02:05] <jose> waterycola: enough.
[02:05] <waterycola> oh no dont kick me
[02:05] <waterycola> that would be like the blistering judgement of an ancient grecian deity
[02:06] <waterycola> i am quaking in anticipation of your crushing ircblow
[02:06] <waterycola> yesh bitch
[02:07] <jose> it'd be great if everyone could contribute to making this a channel friendly for everyone, but some people don't
[02:07] <Noskcaj> +1 to that
[02:08] <jose> :)
[02:27] <Unit193> jose: IP bans will block auth'd and non, it will also work on webchat and normal.
[02:28] <jose> Unit193: problem with IP bans is I don't want the rest of the IP addresses starting with 24.47 to be banned
[02:29] <Unit193> Of course you wouldn't.
[02:29] <Unit193> 182f9286 maps to 24.47.146.134 anyway.
[02:30] <jose> oh, well
[02:30] <jose> anyways, I'll remove the quiet in a day from now
[02:44] <UnderControl> Noskcaj I haven't had a chance to change my tz on the wiki page yet. ;)
[02:45] <Noskcaj> UnderControl, ok. May i suggest you just leave it as +10 UTC, rather than changing for daylight savings