[06:55] <ANub> hello
[06:55] <Myrtti> yes, hi?
[06:55] <ANub> when i login to ubuntuforums.org.......my username as it appears has changed and "2" has been appended in the end. Furthermore all the activity / threads / posts by me are not visible in my profile....how can i fix it...?
[06:56] <Myrtti> did you read the topic of this channel?
[06:56] <Myrtti> try at #ubuntuforums
[06:57] <ANub> yes.......ive read it and since i didn't get info from #ubuntuforums, i thought this channel might help :)
[06:57] <tsimpson> you haven't asked in #ubuntuforums
[06:58] <ANub> oh sorry.....i asked in #ubuntu...........
[06:59] <ANub> i'm gonna try in #ubuntuforums...thnx
[07:18] <dolphin-man> hi
[07:18] <dolphin-man> is anyone here
[07:19] <Myrtti> yes, hi?
[07:19] <dolphin-man> I would like to appeal my ban from #ubuntu directly to Mark Shuttleworth
[07:20] <dolphin-man> I am a long time Ubuntu user
[07:20] <dolphin-man> and I feel like my banning has been a slap in the face
[07:21] <dolphin-man> Myrtti
[07:22] <dolphin-man> I swear to god
[07:22] <dolphin-man> if I don't get unbanned from ubuntu
[07:22] <Myrtti> well the appeals process doesn't involve Mark alone at any stage of the way
[07:22] <dolphin-man> I WILL turn off Amazon ads on my Ubuntu partition
[07:23] <dolphin-man> Myrtti, at what stage does it involve him
[07:23] <Myrtti> him alone? never.
[07:23] <Myrtti> you're welcome to turn off amazon ads at anytime anyway
[07:23] <dolphin-man> okay then.
[07:24] <dolphin-man> at any rate I'd like to appeal my ban
[07:24] <Myrtti> ok, hold on, be back with you in 1 minute, something came up
[07:24] <dolphin-man> ok
[07:26] <Myrtti> (have my glasses on now)
[07:26] <Myrtti> so
[07:26] <Myrtti> why would you want to get back into #ubuntu?
[07:27] <dolphin-man> I have technical issues that I need to troubleshoot
[07:27] <Myrtti> ok, could you tell me what kind of technical issue?
[07:29] <Myrtti> I see.
[07:31] <dolphin-man> sorry
[07:31] <dolphin-man> I was talking to someone in real life
[07:32] <dolphin-man> Myrtti, I've used Ubuntu for torrenting and for some reason when I'm on Ubuntu and I want to download a tv show or movie for example
[07:32] <dolphin-man> the DL rate is capped at around 10 kb/s to 12 kb/s
[07:32] <dolphin-man> at first I thought it was a network issue, but I then booted up windows and tried torrenting the show
[07:33] <dolphin-man> and the DL speed issues were not present, so I believe it is a technical issue with Ubuntu
[07:33] <dolphin-man> I've also been postponing an update, I have about 150 mbs of updates I need to perform and I keep postponing
[07:33] <dolphin-man> so maybe thats the issue?
[07:35] <dolphin-man> Myrtti
[07:35] <Myrtti> so, if I'd let you to #ubuntu, what would you do, troll around?
[07:35] <dolphin-man> No sir.
[07:36] <Myrtti> I'm looking at your latest interaction there from the logs and it's not encouraging
[07:36] <dolphin-man> I can't remember what happend honestly
[07:36] <dolphin-man> I remember getting banned, but I can't remember what for
[07:36] <dolphin-man> It was probably a misunderstanding
[07:36] <Myrtti> I'm just a person, I don't need to be formally addressed with sir or m'am :-)
[07:36] <dolphin-man> ok
[07:36] <Myrtti> dolphin-man: no, it really wasn't a misunderstanding, it's fairly clear that it was intentional from you
[07:37] <dolphin-man> Myrtti, with all due respect I sincerely doubt that.
[07:38] <dolphin-man> Myrtti, is there a way I could take this to Mark Shuttleworth?
[07:38] <dolphin-man> is there a number I could call
[07:39] <dolphin-man> If I could just get him to personally intervene and make you understand
[07:40] <dolphin-man> what happens now Myrtti
[07:40] <Myrtti> dolphin-man: here you go: http://irclogs.ubuntu.com/2013/07/28/%23ubuntu.html#t22:48
[07:41] <Myrtti> the fact that you want to appeal to Mark Shuttleworth is the first clue that you don't actually want to seriously resolve this or to use #ubuntu for getting help for technical problems
[07:41] <dolphin-man> Myrtti, sorry I thought some casual banter in #ubuntu was okay
[07:42] <dolphin-man> I just made a couple remarks, and then I was banned
[07:42] <dolphin-man> also I have a lot of respect for Mark Shuttleworth, I'm sad to hear you don't
[07:42] <dolphin-man> I think he would make a just aribtrator
[07:43] <Myrtti> I have respect for him, but we also have a process for ban resolution
[07:43] <Myrtti> that doesn't directly involve Mark at any point
[07:43] <Myrtti> and it's been successfully used for years
[07:44] <dolphin-man> oaky, sorry for being uppity then
[07:46] <Myrtti> alright, lets do this then
[07:46] <Myrtti> !guidelines > dolphin-man
[07:46] <Myrtti> !coc > dolphin-man
[07:46] <dolphin-man> bash like bot commands?
[07:46] <Myrtti> please read those, I'll have to go have a look at what the damned cat is doing
[07:46] <dolphin-man> is ubottu open source?
[07:47] <dolphin-man> ok
[07:51] <Myrtti> it had pooped on the hallway rug >___<
[07:51] <Myrtti> erm yes
[07:51] <Myrtti> she is an eggdrop
[07:53] <Myrtti> dolphin-man: so did you read the links ubottu gave you? mainly the guidelines
[07:53] <dolphin-man> yes
[07:55] <Myrtti> do you understand which part you did an error at?
[07:56] <dolphin-man> yes the dont be annoying part
[07:57] <Myrtti> there's also a part above it
[07:57] <Myrtti> at Language and Subject
[07:58] <dolphin-man> okay
[08:02] <Myrtti> I've been kindly reminded that ubottu is actually a supybot
[08:02] <Myrtti> anyway
[08:03] <Myrtti> so let's say I let you in #ubuntu
[08:04] <Myrtti> if I or any other op sees you behaving in a way that doesn't belong there, you will be banned again
[08:04] <Myrtti> dolphin-man: do you understand that?
[08:05] <dolphin-man> yes
[08:05] <Myrtti> and if you are banned, it is likely that the ban removal won't be as easy as it was now
[08:06] <Myrtti> the main purpose of the bans is to prevent disruption to the channel, not to smack your hand for being naughty. But if you can't behave in non-disruptive way, then the ban will be longer
[08:08] <dolphin-man> ok
[08:10] <Myrtti> go ahead and join the channel and ask your question
[08:11] <dolphin-man> nah, I have to go to bed. I'll join tomorrow afternoon when I have access to a computer.
[08:11] <dolphin-man> later
[08:18] <Myrtti> wheeeeee breakfast
[08:19] <Myrtti> marmalade toast and tea!
[10:39] <Pricey> Wow... someone actually read a topic
[10:41] <k1l_> hehe
[13:41]  * genii sips
 Hi, I would like to know whether ubuntu BAG meets the Airport cabin baggage measurements
[17:05] <bazhang>  /j #ubuntu-customs
[17:05] <bazhang> whoops
[17:09] <IdleOne> if he means the backpack. I believe it does but the measurments for it should be on the canonical shop
[18:01] <Myrtti> !bot > ironfoot495
[19:06] <genii> Is there anyone who has topic control in -discuss ? It's still says in part "Ubuntu for Phones discussion has moved to #ubuntu-phone"  ...when that is now forwarded to #ubuntu-touch
[19:07] <Pici> I should have access
[19:07] <Pici> Want me to op you up?
[19:09] <Myrtti> if the mlock is on, having ops won't help
[19:10] <Myrtti> I don't know if it is
[19:11] <genii> Pici: Changed the topic now :)
[19:11] <genii> ( and deopped of course )
[20:07] <Kaka> Hi.
[20:07] <Kaka> !ops
[20:07] <ikonia> hello
[20:07] <Kaka> !ops
[20:07] <Kaka> hello
[20:07] <ikonia> Kaka: please stop
[20:07] <Kaka> are you op?
[20:07] <ikonia> yes
[20:07] <Kaka> i was banned
[20:07] <Kaka> for swearing
[20:07] <ikonia> when ?
[20:07] <ikonia> from where?
[20:07] <Kaka> on #ubuntu
[20:07] <ikonia> first thing - please don't use !ops in any channels unless there is an emergency ?
[20:07] <ikonia> clear
[20:07] <Kaka> ok, i got it
[20:08] <ikonia> give me a moment while I find your ban please.
[20:08] <Kaka> ok, thank u
[20:08] <Kaka> i m from pakistan
[20:09] <ikonia> ahh I see it's you again
[20:09] <Kaka> what
[20:09] <Kaka> i think u banned all isps of pakistan..
[20:09] <ikonia> I don't think so
[20:09] <Kaka> 119.x
[20:09] <ikonia> the fact that you've been asked multiple times to stop joining and doing !ops
[20:09] <Kaka> is the main IP-addresses
[20:09] <Kaka> of all pakistani user
[20:10] <Kaka> u put ban on 119.x
[20:10] <ikonia> Kaka: we have not banned Pakistan
[20:10] <Kaka> which means, all paki users are banned
[20:10] <ikonia> just you
[20:10] <Kaka> you have banned pakistan
[20:10] <Kaka> you banned a ip range, i think
[20:10] <ikonia> we've not,
[20:10] <Kaka> i never came here
[20:10] <ikonia> I'm not discussing how you are banned
[20:10] <Kaka> how am i banned
[20:10] <ikonia> Kaka: how did know to join this channel ?
[20:10] <Kaka> which ip range have u banned?
[20:10] <Kaka> when i entered freenode
[20:10] <ikonia> Kaka: I'm not discussing how we banned you
[20:10] <Kaka> i tried connecting irc.ubuntu.com
[20:10] <Kaka> and it sent me to #ubuntu-ops
[20:11] <Kaka> i typed /j #ubuntu
[20:11] <Kaka> it say, you re banned
[20:11] <Kaka> you banned My IP Address Is 119.157.x.x?
[20:11] <ikonia> it didn't forward you to here as we removed the forward
[20:11] <Kaka> if yes, then you have banned all paki users
[20:11] <ikonia> I've told you "no" 3 times
[20:11] <ikonia> you seem to be unable to grasp this
[20:11] <Kaka> if u banned 119.157.x.x, or 119.157.250.x, then u banned all paki users
[20:11] <Kaka> im saying
[20:11] <Kaka> i never came here
[20:11] <Kaka> and i have been banned???
[20:12] <ikonia> how did you know to join #ubuntu-ops ?
[20:12] <Kaka> i connected to
[20:12] <Kaka> irc.ubuntu.com
[20:12] <Kaka> and it sent me to #ubuntu-ops
[20:12] <ikonia> no, it didn't, we removed the forward
[20:12] <Kaka> it did
[20:12] <ikonia> and I've just checked and your the same guy using the other nicknames such as jaykay and pentester and trying to be a problem causing !ops when you enter this channel
[20:13] <ikonia> so I'm sorry to say the ban won't be in place
[20:13] <ikonia> and the fact that oyu said "I've never been here" - but earlier said "I was banned for swearing" shows you are lying
[20:13] <ikonia> so lets not waste more time and you go on your way
[20:13] <Kaka> why cannot i be unbanned
[20:13] <ikonia> for the reasons I've just said above
[20:13] <Kaka> i want to help innocent people in #ubuntu
[20:13] <ikonia> so we are done
[20:13] <ikonia> bye
[20:13] <Kaka> dude no
[21:07] <KindTwo> You have a bot named 'stree' sitting in #ubuntu, if you hilight it or /query it, it responds with random AI crap kinda like a cleverbot
[21:07] <ikonia> lets have a look
[21:08] <ikonia> thanks
[21:12] <ikonia> KindTwo: sorted, thanks
[21:12] <KindTwo> no problem.