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MooDoomorning all05:56
Myrttihiya B-)05:57
MooDooguess it's just us up eh Myrtti06:02
Myrttiindeed06:03
Myrttibut then again I'm two hours ahead of you06:03
MooDoothere is that06:03
jussiIm also in same tz as Myrtti, and Im awake :)06:04
jussiMooDoo: early shift again?06:04
MooDooyeah06:04
MyrttiI'm just listening to Stevie Wonder06:04
jussiI have wild blueberries and yoghurt for brakfast :D06:05
jussiand they are NOM06:05
Myrttiapparently I should make a cake06:05
jussiMyrtti: why is that?06:07
Myrtticakeday today06:08
MooDooyay cake06:10
neuroMyrtti: happy cake day!07:03
Myrttineuro: ♥07:05
Myrttithanks07:06
neurojust think of it less as another year older, but more as an excuse to caek07:06
* neuro is listening to "Viva Las Vegas" by Dead Kennedys, from the album Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables. 256kbps AAC 07:06
neuro^ happy tuesday07:07
MyrttiI've had this in my head since yesterday, because not only do I have a cakeday, but it seems like my luck is taking a turn for better, finally07:08
Myrttihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FchMuPQOBwA07:08
neuroHOLY CRAP, that was close07:09
neurothat played for like 0.5 seconds07:09
Myrtti:-D07:10
MartijnVdSdead kennedys at 256kbps AAC? does that really make a difference? ;)07:10
neurono idea, it's what streamed down off iTunes Match07:11
MyrttiMartijnVdS: could be worse07:11
Myrtticould be nickelback07:11
MartijnVdSMyrtti: low blow :)07:11
neuroI am proud to say ...07:12
neurogrissom:Music neuro$ find . -name Nickelback07:12
neurogrissom:Music neuro$07:12
MartijnVdSfinn . -iname \*nickelback\*07:12
MartijnVdSfind*07:12
neurogrissom:Music neuro$ find . -iname \*nickelback\*07:16
neurogrissom:Music neuro$07:16
neuromy collection is pure07:16
MartijnVdSI have one Nickelback song. On a festival sampler CD I got for free once.07:17
neuroburn it07:17
MartijnVdSMuziek/Various Artists/2002 - A Campingflight to Lowlands Paradise 2002/1-01 Nickelback - Where Do I Hide.flac07:17
MartijnVdSit's the first track.. of the first disc..07:17
neurodestroy07:17
MartijnVdSneuro: but it also has Dimmu Borgir on it!07:18
neuroso?07:18
MartijnVdS.. to compensate?07:18
neurothere is no compensation for Nickelback07:18
jussiI cant see the fuss about nickelback... they are no worse than some of the other crap out there, miley cyrus comes to mind :P07:18
neuroyour collection is unpure07:18
neuroit must be purged07:19
MartijnVdSneuro: http://www.discogs.com/Various-A-Campingflight-To-Lowlands-Paradise-2002/release/803057 :)07:19
jussineuro: you are thinking about nickel back... and you just lost the game :P Having a bad day?07:19
jussi:P07:19
neuroi haven't lost anything07:19
MartijnVdSjussi: Q: What concert costs $0.45?07:19
MartijnVdSjussi: A: 50 cent, featuring Nickelback.07:20
jussioh dear....07:20
jussiworse than my fathers jokes...07:20
dwatkinsjussi tells jokes about fathers.07:28
jussidwatkins: grammar nazi :P07:28
dwatkinswell it did change the meaning, jussi ;-p07:28
jussidwatkins: true, but SSSSSSSSSSHHH07:28
jussi:P07:29
* dwatkins goes to put the oven on for grandma07:29
TheOpenSourcererA rather nicely composed piece on Canonical for once: http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/08/why-ubuntus-creator-still-invests-his-fortune-in-an-unprofitable-company/07:29
MooDoonice read07:33
MooDooThey will have to hurry up and give Redhat a run for their money07:35
TheOpenSourcererHmmm - same price as HS2 approximately: http://arstechnica.com/business/2013/08/hyperloop-a-theoretical-760-mph-transit-system-made-of-sun-air-and-magnets/07:38
knightwisemorning07:38
neuronot heard of this "Redhat" ... are they new?07:40
MartijnVdSneuro: alternative name: Little Red Riding Hood07:40
MooDooneuro: yeah recent company07:40
neuroI'm going to start saying "Ubunto" :)07:43
neuroright, brekkie (in so much as breakfast counts as breakfast when you've been up and working for 5.5 hrs)07:43
MooDooneuro: ever heard of this thing called sleep?  new concept i know ;)07:47
neuroearly shift07:47
MooDooah07:47
neurowent to bed at 8 last night07:48
MooDoo7am start for me07:48
AlanBellHS2 can stop at stations on the way though :)07:57
AlanBelland probably won't squish passengers into a smooth pate if something goes wrong07:57
MartijnVdSAlanBell: except high-speed trains shouldn't do that07:57
MartijnVdSAlanBell: because it takes time to accelerate/decelerate07:57
TheOpenSourcererTrain wouldn't  be very fast if it kept stopping.07:57
TheOpenSourcererCurrently it's about £50bn for a saving of 20 mins07:58
MartijnVdSalso, USA = big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is...07:58
TheOpenSourcerercould build ~5 hyperloops for that (and SF to LA is a bit further than London to Birmingham)07:58
AlanBellhyperloop does look cool08:06
jussidoes the pdf not work for anyone else?08:06
directhexi live by the current london/birmingham line08:06
directhexit's a well-run line compared to most08:07
AlanBelldocument is damaged jussi08:07
jussiAlanBell: yeah, I cant get it to open at all08:07
jussigoogle chromes built in pdf reader or okular08:07
MartijnVdSteslamotors.com seems to be having a hard time with the pdf08:08
MartijnVdShttp://www.spacex.com/sites/spacex/files/hyperloop_alpha-20130812.pdf works08:08
MartijnVdS(Musk's other company ;))08:08
mungbeandoes shuttleworth really wear velcro shoes?08:09
mungbean(from the ars pic)08:09
mungbeanmillionaires can do what they want i suppose08:09
MooDoobillionaries ;)08:09
mungbeancitation needed08:10
mungbeanhttp://www.therichest.com/celebnetworth/celebrity-business/entrepreneurs/mark-shuttleworth-net-worth/08:10
MooDooI stand corrcted08:10
MartijnVdSBazillionaires.08:11
mungbeanis he married?08:11
ivanka_height N/A hehehe08:11
MooDoono08:11
TheOpenSourcerer"Mark Shuttleworth Height" N/A ;-)08:11
ivanka_TheOpenSourcerer, :-) ^08:12
MooDoohe's a dwarf just the camera angles make him look tall ;)08:12
ivanka_TheOpenSourcerer, first thing that made me chuckle too08:12
MooDoolol does it really matter?08:12
TheOpenSourcererno - but it's just amusing.08:12
TheOpenSourcererHe's not the tallest chap in the world...08:12
MooDooI'm too tall sometimes lol08:13
ivanka_neither is he what you would describe as short08:13
MartijnVdSMooDoo: hence the squatting on your blog/profile pic? ;)08:13
MooDooMartijnVdS: yeah ;)  I used to have long hair until I started banging my head on door frames ;)08:13
popeyMorning.08:14
MooDoogood morning popey08:14
mungbeanwow. just reading this article http://www.engagecsi.co.za/docs/Mark%20Shuttleworth%20on%20CSI.pdf08:14
mungbeanwho will inhreit the shuttleworth fortune?08:14
MooDoomungbean: the cat08:15
MooDoo;)08:15
TheOpenSourcererLike the line about Miss World - so very South African...08:15
popeythe dogs more likely08:16
popeyand the bees08:16
mungbeanBEEES08:16
MooDoohe'll donate it all back to the ubuntu community $10 for every ubuntu member ;)08:17
popeyyeah, your ubuntu membership certificate is your voucher ☻08:17
MooDoohehe :D08:17
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popey☻   /  ☹08:19
popeywas hoping for a meeting date to be added there08:19
mungbeanwhen you're a gazillionaire you can reverse vasectomies i suppose08:19
AlanBellyeah, I was looking at that TBA as I did that08:20
brobostigongood morning everyone,08:21
MooDoomorning08:21
brobostigonmorning MooDoo08:22
MooDoohope you're well08:22
popeymungbean: the article says he put some swimmers on ice, so no need to reverse it08:22
popeyand from what I've seen he lives a pretty frugal life08:22
brobostigonMooDoo:  not bad, unsettled sleep, otherwise fine. and you?08:22
MooDoobrobostigon: yeah good thanks, building my neice an ubuntu pc :D08:23
brobostigonMooDoo: :)08:23
MooDoobrobostigon: had a few friends ask about me building them one too so she's the ginue pig :) lo08:23
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brobostigonMooDoo: cool, hope it works out.08:24
MooDoobrobostigon: yeah me too :d08:24
brobostigonMooDoo: :)08:24
mungbeantoday on the train i saw a bizarre commuter: shirt and jacket..OK, then neckbeard and headscarf..hmm..then cargo shorts and socks and sandals ARRRGH08:25
MartijnVdSmungbean: so.. someone who works for a startup?08:26
mungbeanit was near shoreditch08:27
MartijnVdSso, a startup? :)08:27
mungbeanthey didn't look good.08:28
MooDooMartijnVdS: probably a lecturer at the uni mungbean works at ;) or a mature student :D08:28
MartijnVdSMooDoo: Ah, someone with tenure :)08:28
mungbeanthere weren't going towards uni08:28
mungbeanalthough once i saw a comp sci student wearing a utility belt that had laptops and tablets in08:29
popeya virginity belt.08:29
popeyor chastity belt rather08:29
MooDoolol08:30
mungbeani've never seen one that can accomodate laptops08:30
mungbeanmother in law has 8 of these puppies atm http://i.imgur.com/NiBDdZi.jpg08:31
mungbeanbaby ewoks08:32
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bigcalmGood morning peeps :)08:41
DJonesmungbean: What breed are they08:42
mungbeanpomerians i think08:42
bigcalmAnd big congratulations to christel (even though she isn't in here)08:42
DJonesmungbean: They look nice and cute anyway08:43
mungbeanfree to a good home ;)08:43
DJonesHeh, I'd love one, but mine would probably think it was a squeaky toy08:44
mungbeani have a jack russell who loves to kill squeaks08:44
MyrttiI need a smack on the face, I'm way too happy for myself08:45
DJonesAll of mine and my parents dogs all do the same, they'll lie down with a toy and just nibble with their front teeth until they find the squeak and then kill it08:45
* bigcalm smacks Myrtti with a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!08:45
* MooDoo smacks Myrtti with a wet fish leaving a happy birthday imprint on her forehead08:45
MyrttiI may have gotten a job offer yesterday, so I'm super duper happy08:46
bigcalmYay08:46
bigcalmYou're not sure if you got an offer or not?08:46
popey           ,,,,,08:46
popey          _|||||_08:46
popey         {~*~*~*~}08:46
popey       __{*~*~*~*}__08:46
popey      `-------------`08:46
bigcalmHehe08:46
AlanBellthat cake is not a lie08:46
DJonesMyrtti: Must be something wierd going on, I share the same birthday with you and I've just had a job offer confirmed this morning08:46
popey\o/08:46
dwatkinshippy burpday, DJones and Myrtti :)08:47
Myrttibigcalm: it's pending negotiations about who pays, what are they paying for, how they pay, when they pay, etc08:47
DJonesThanks08:47
bigcalmAh08:47
DJonesHope you get the right deal for you08:47
MyrttiDJones: happy birthday buddy!08:47
Myrttiand thank you ♥08:48
popeybigcalm: happy unbirthday buddy!08:48
DJonesThank you, same to you08:48
bigcalmpopey: and a very happy unbirthday to you!08:48
mungbeangroup hug08:48
Myrttigroup hug!08:48
DJonesHeh08:48
JamesTaitGood morning all, happy Lefthanders' Day! :-D08:49
mungbeanYAY08:49
mungbeanhow can i celebrate?08:49
DJonesA day early, but SKy had the episode where Ned Flanders opened his left handed shop on last night08:50
JamesTaitmungbean, I don't really know.  Hug someone who's left-handed?08:51
MooDooI'm ambigextrous :D08:51
MooDooor however you spell it08:51
Seeker`ambidextrous08:51
dwatkinsAmbidextrous?08:51
DJonesAh well, job offer now means I've got to plan sorting, organising and filling boxes with ancient junk from my predecessor08:52
MooDooDJones: you moving jobs?08:52
mungbeanmaybe i'll shake peoples hands with my left hand only today08:53
JamesTaitmungbean, that's the handshake of the Scouting movement.  Or used to be, at least.08:53
MartijnVdSJamesTait: yay! a day for me!08:53
DJonesNot really, been working here as self employed on a part time basis since February, they've just asked me to go full time and take over the full job so the guy who'd ding it now can retire08:54
mungbeanhigh fives MartijnVdS with his left hand08:54
Myrttiuhoh08:54
DJonesI thought left handed shakes were the Freemasons08:54
MartijnVdSDJones: only in private08:54
MooDoowell kinda congrats then ;)08:54
mungbeanthey do funny finger things08:54
MartijnVdSmungbean: that's gangstas08:54
mungbeanhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MZOBleh0uk08:55
mungbeani think freemasonry was just a childrens club invented in a garden shed08:55
MooDooone sock up one down?08:56
DJonesMooDoo: Thats just school kids08:56
DJonesAt least the ones from the local comprehensive anyway08:56
MooDooheh08:56
mungbeanwas up feeding baby last night so i thought i'd have a look at the perseids. bit overrated, no?08:56
MooDoonever saw any myself.08:57
DJonesThe nearest I got to seeing them was flashing lights when I shut my eyes just before snoring08:57
dwatkinsmungbean: http://i.imgur.com/zRmjIRb.jpg ;)08:57
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mungbeanlovely dwatkins i'll send to my wife for her laptop wallpaper :D08:58
DJonesdwatkins: The original photo for that would make a great desktop wallpaper08:58
dwatkinsmungbean: in that case, there's a gallery here http://imgur.com/a/wGZUA?gallery08:58
mungbeanthe perseids are about one streak/shooting star effect every few minutes08:58
dwatkinsno idea where the photo is from08:58
dwatkinsthat reminds me, I should look out for them tonight, although I doubt I could get an exposure photo this awesome: http://pcdn.500px.net/42957746/63ddc3a5d612260ca52ef9ffd98bcae58c65de5e/2048.jpg08:59
MartijnVdSdwatkins: cool!08:59
MooDoodwatkins: yeah you could08:59
dwatkinsI might have to take my 350D into the Pentlands with a tripod.09:00
mungbeanperseids only look good on a long exposure, rather than naked eye ;)09:00
dwatkinsah ok, I was hoping I'd at least see the odd shooting star or two09:00
dwatkinsno idea about long exposure stuff, I'd need to read up on times and aperture settings09:01
dwatkinsI have a lens that goes down to F1.8, though.09:01
JamesTaitI used to understand all that stuff.09:01
JamesTaitI'll have to relearn it.09:01
mungbeani took a picture of the moon in the city09:01
dwatkinsI was tempted to make a controller for my camera for the Nintendo DS.09:02
mungbeanmy neighbours security light kept coming on though09:02
JamesTaitInstead, I spent a couple of hours experimenting with settings and getting some nice photos of stars, with the occasional streak across them.09:02
dwatkinshttp://www.gizmag.com/nintendo-ds-digital-slr-controller/14746/ for the curious09:02
MooDoodwatkins: 1.8's are good, i have a 35mm09:02
* dwatkins discovers custom searches in Chrome09:07
dwatkinsthat makes life a lot easier09:08
neurowp stuff09:08
neurotis a handy one09:08
MartijnVdScustom searches?09:08
brobostigonfiber will be installed tmrw, yay09:08
neuroalthough searching for google becomes troublesome, so you have to prepend searching for google something with either ? or google09:08
bigcalmbrobostigon: to the house?09:09
neurobrobostigon: moved to the states, have we? :)09:09
brobostigonbigcalm: not sure, i havent read all the details from my dad.09:09
brobostigonneuro: no.09:09
neurobrobostigon: just curious since you said "fiber" ;)09:09
MartijnVdSle fibre09:09
bigcalmHeh09:10
neurobrobostigon: what speeds are you going to get?09:10
brobostigonneuro: they are claming 100mbps i think.09:11
neurowho's they, just out of interest?09:11
brobostigonneuro: BT.09:11
neurohmm09:11
neurotheir FTTC only goes to 8009:11
neuroFTTP is 160-30009:12
brobostigonhmmm09:12
neuronot sure how you'd not get 160 with FTTP09:12
dwatkinsMartijnVdS: http://cogdogblog.com/2011/04/08/search-shortcuts/09:12
brobostigonneuro: me neither, i am going to wait an see.09:13
neurounless you're getting something that isn't consumer broadband, e.g. a WEES or something09:13
dwatkinsnow I can type "de Eintrag" and get Chrome to search http://dict.leo.org/ for example09:13
neurobut that is ridiculously expensive09:13
brobostigonagreed neuro09:13
neuro100 each way would be nice though :D09:13
brobostigonneuro: oh yes, :)09:14
neurofor purely lawful reasons of course09:14
neuro*cough*09:14
brobostigonlol. :D09:15
neuromind you, watching an ubuntu torrent run at 100Mbps is rather scary09:15
neuroi've done that a few times on one of my dedicated thingies09:15
brobostigoni use mirror.ox.ac.uk/debian myself, pretty fast already.09:16
neurono, i mean watching the uploads09:16
brobostigonah,09:17
neurowatching iftop is just nuts :)09:17
brobostigon:)09:17
neuroi'm waiting patiently for vodafone to get back to me09:19
DJonesOoh, Fibre to cabinet for my exchange is scheduled to go live from 1st September09:19
neuroto omit a stupidly long story, they decided to waive an ETF for me, and put an extra credit on my account09:19
neurogot my bill yesterday: no credit, and ETF added.09:19
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neurohave mailed them back and said "thanks for lying to me"09:19
neurowill see how they take it.09:19
neuroi've asked them for the earliest date I can cancel my contract as well (without incurring additional cost) just to drive the point home09:20
neuroreally unimpressed with voda lately :(09:20
neurofunny thing is, i missed a call from their "we have special offers for you" types yesterday. if they phone today, they're getting a right earful.09:21
brobostigonquestion, if it is fttc, then what would our connnection to that be? equal to adsl to it ?09:22
neurodepends on line length to the cab and the product selected09:22
neurothere's usually a substantial uplift from ADSL2+ speeds, especially on long lines to the exchange09:22
neuromy folks get 3Mbps at the moment, they should get 60-70 on VDSL09:23
brobostigonthe nearest to here is about a mile away, roughly,09:23
brobostigonthe exchange is about 2/3 mile away i would guess, i can see it from my bedroom window.09:24
directhexfor me, the best part was reliability09:24
directhexmy adsl2+ dropped multiple times per day. vdsl is rock solid09:24
neuroas the crow flies distance isn't always useful09:24
neuromy exchange is ~ 750m away09:24
neurobut my line lengths are 1.6-1.7km09:24
brobostigonso directhex is that most liely what Bt will do ?09:24
neurodirecthex: i still get the occasional drop on sky, but pfsense just punts me over to BT automatically, then switches everything back when sky comes back up09:25
neuroBT line usually rock solid09:25
neuroDJones: don't forget that cabs need to be installed or upgraded as well, so the exchange being enabled is only step 109:27
DJonesneuro: Thats why I'm happy, they;ve just put a new cabinet in about 50 yards from our house09:27
directhexyou can spot a fttc cabinet09:28
directhexthey're taller, narrower, and darker, than regular cabinets09:28
neuroand they have big posters on them saying "FASTER BROADBAND IS HERE!"09:28
directhexwith lots of vents for cooling09:28
directhexneuro, my cab doesn't have that branding09:28
neuromine does09:29
DJonesThis one still has bollards and a trench around it09:29
directhexhttp://community.bt.com/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/16436iEA095A7E1BBE7C0A/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-109:29
brobostigonjust checked, yes apparently it is fttc, and uses vdsl for the lest bit.09:32
popeydo other countries have cabinets by the side of the road like that?09:40
mungbeanwow thats massive09:41
mungbeana friend of mine is deaf is one ear due to coming round the bend on his bike too fast aged about 10 and smacking into one09:41
popeyour local one is half open09:41
popeyall the time09:41
MartijnVdSpopey: we have them at the side of houses09:42
mungbeanyeah, i shared earlier about one on bethnal green that the druggies use as drop offs09:42
MartijnVdSpopey: or in areas that are "green" anyway09:42
mungbeanoften filled with vomit09:42
mungbeanthat looks about 6ft tall, would ruin a view from a house09:42
MartijnVdShttp://goo.gl/maps/DleN309:42
MartijnVdShttp://goo.gl/maps/I0paX09:43
MartijnVdShttp://goo.gl/maps/GbUxK09:44
popeyits funny how these things just sit there and are mostly ignored by 99% of the population09:46
brobostigonnative ipv6 would also be cool, but that would be such a huge longshot, it would be basically impossible.09:46
mungbeanhiding in plain sight09:47
neurobrobostigon: BT are planning native v6 for this year09:47
mungbeanthe last one, why is it not next to the wall?09:47
brobostigonlike those innocous black cubes, in that Dr Who ep.09:47
brobostigonneuro: wow, amazing,09:47
MartijnVdSeveryone is "planning it"09:49
brobostigonneuro: thats good to hear, where are the details of this?09:49
MartijnVdSnobody is actually "doing" it09:49
neurobrobostigon: it's buried in a release about their CGNAT pilot: http://www.thinkbroadband.com/news/5818-bt-retail-in-carrier-grade-nat-pilot.html09:52
brobostigonneuro: i see, ok let me read.09:52
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neuroit's a single sentence, it won't take you long :)09:53
brobostigoni suspect i will still have to use my rpi with my tunnel and radvd, for some time to come.09:53
neurowell, yeah09:54
mungbeani think my two msot hated words atm are: phablet and xbone09:55
* popey runs phablet-flash09:56
* neuro is waiting patiently for the xbox one release date09:59
mungbeandid anyone read the article about hacking hard drive controller boards?09:59
neurohope it's not too much longer after the battlefield 4 release date :P09:59
mungbeanhttp://spritesmods.com/?art=hddhack09:59
davmor2Morning all10:03
MooDoomorning da10:04
MooDoomorning davmor210:04
davmor2morning Moo hit enter instead of tab did we ;)10:07
MooDoodavmor2: no just being street this morning word.... ;)10:07
MooDooahem10:07
davmor2haha10:07
mungbeanweird. i have a strimmer with a nylon type of "blade" line, but it breaks if you fart if the vicinity of it10:10
mungbeanmakes it useless10:16
MooDoowell don't fart then10:17
popeyor fart further away10:18
mungbeani think even a spider fart will break the linie10:19
mungbeanbreaks every 30 seconds10:19
popeydunno where I got mine from, but mine doesn't break10:22
mungbeanyou have real blade though?10:23
popeyno10:23
mungbeanoh10:23
popeythick wire10:23
mungbeanthought you had super duper strimmer10:23
popeyit's petrol, but still has plastic wire stuff10:23
mungbeangonna do some ebaying/amazonning for some stronger wire10:23
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mungbeantrouble is, the grass i wanna cut is off the lawn, so interspersed with thicker weeds10:24
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MooDoomungbean: just get a thicker grade strimmer wire, although to be honest they all break quite a lot10:24
mungbeanman, work is boring during summer season10:25
mungbeancannot do anything because everyone else is off10:25
dwatkinsI have more and more cases each day in the summer.10:26
jussimungbean: Frustrating is the word I have for it...10:26
MooDoowe get quieter as more and more are of, come sept, it'll be a knightmare10:26
* TheOpenSourcerer drilled out the hole a bit in his strimmer and went from a 1.8mm to a 2.4mm line - that's much better.10:26
jussi(given Im a sales man, and Finland is off in July, rest of europe in august)10:26
TheOpenSourcererPetrol strimmer.10:26
mungbeanhave to test an application running on 50 pcs later10:27
jussiTheOpenSourcerer: good idea. what kind do you have?10:27
mungbeangonna be tedious10:27
MooDoomungbean: all linux or windows/mac/other10:27
mungbeangonna be x-displaying application from a cluster to a win box, massive kludge10:28
TheOpenSourcererCan't recall now - it's fairly small and has the bend in the main tube (so it's not as robust as the completely straight fixed drive models professionals use).10:28
mungbeanneed to test if the 50 pcs can do it simulatenously without a bottleneck10:28
MooDooanyone got $23 million to get the edge made?10:30
dwatkinsShuttleworth?10:30
jussiTheOpenSourcerer: not a Partner brand?10:30
jussiTheOpenSourcerer: I have one of these: http://www.alpinagarden.com/products/en/brushcutters-trimmers/white-range/petrol-brushcutters/b-28-j.html10:30
MooDoodwatkins: I doubt even he'd put the rest in10:31
dwatkinsshame, MooDoo10:31
TheOpenSourcererjussi: Yours has the straight drive so should be able to cope with thick line easily.10:31
jussiTheOpenSourcerer: yeah, not sure whats on it now anyway, but it breaks quite often and the tap and go on that thing is rubbish10:32
mungbeani think i have this http://www.amazon.co.uk/Bosch-Easytrim-Electric-Trimmer-Diameter/dp/B0007P24UW10:32
TheOpenSourcererI bought mine from B&Q *years* ago (~12) and still going strong. Cost £99 IIRC.10:33
TheOpenSourcererIt's got a small Briggs & Stratton motor10:33
mungbean"This is incredibly useless and a complete waste of money. Just does not do what it is sold to. I have yet to trim the grass edge yet for more than five seconds without the trimming line breaking. Then it takes two minutes to feed through again. I am so annoyed at this happening I have come in from the garden specifically to write this review as it happens every single time. Now going to go back out into the garden with a pair of scissors for t10:34
TheOpenSourcererStrimming cord varies from manufacturer to manufacturer. Even the same weight I find breaks really easily from some places and not from others.10:35
TheOpenSourcerertl;dr When you find a line that's strong enough buy loads of it.10:35
AlanBellI have a little petrol strimmer from Argos, was about £5010:35
AlanBellI have no idea how they manage to make a petrol engine for that price10:36
mungbeanshould the cord last for more than a couple of minutes?10:36
TheOpenSourcererdepends what your are trying to strim with it mungbean10:36
AlanBellyou are supposed to just let the end of the cord do the cutting10:37
AlanBelldon't press it up hard against things10:37
mungbeanoooer10:38
AlanBellevery few minutes you would thump it down to release a bit more cord10:38
TheOpenSourcererMine auto-feeds10:38
mungbeanalso, on the topic of gardens10:42
mungbeanmy shears are rubbish and blunt10:42
mungbeanshould i get a nice pair or buy a sharpening stone?10:42
popeyyes10:52
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MooDooyay just got my first ever 1TB drive....lol11:01
DJonesmungbean: Forget shears, go for one of these http://www.trueswords.com/grim-reaper-monster-scythe-80in-p-3350.html11:02
DJonesAnd then get the sharpening stone11:02
mungbeanwow11:04
mungbean"The reaper scythe is the most ubiquitous symbol known to mankind"11:04
DJonesI don't know whether I'd agree with that, I only ever think of it in terms of Bill & Teds Excellent Adventure11:07
mungbeanand family guy11:08
DJonesNever watched that11:09
dwatkinsHow can something be the "most ubiquitous" anything?11:16
MartijnVdSthe very most ubiquitousest11:16
dwatkinsthe most omnipresent thing which was found everywhere the most...11:17
* DJones looks out of the window at the amount of rain coming down, blames friends from Finland coming here and going camping11:27
MartijnVdSDJones: wait.. it only rains if there are people visiting from overseas?11:28
MartijnVdSs/if/when/11:28
brobostigonno rain here yet.11:28
DJonesMartijnVdS: Not quite, it only rains when there's people camping11:28
mungbeanafter we were talking about these , i noticed one as i was going to the cafe for lunch11:30
mungbeanhttp://i.imgur.com/SgKIWtX.jpg11:30
mungbeanyou have to look for them to notice them, massive as they are11:31
mungbeanalso, what you people think happens in here? http://i.imgur.com/1jAfBax.jpg11:31
MartijnVdSmungbean: freenode hq11:34
mungbeanfact: there used to be a nuclear reactor in there11:34
MartijnVdSiReactorCore?11:34
shaunothose green street cabinets have been driving me nuts lately.  I had to snail mail something for the first time in 10+ years. the post office here use little green boxes.  turns out, *everyone* uses little green boxes here.  phone, electric, cable ..11:35
Myrttiit's pissing down here too, so don't blame us11:35
MartijnVdSshauno: where's that?11:35
shaunoireland11:35
MartijnVdSshauno: those aren't little, are they?11:35
MartijnVdSshauno: I mean.. http://www.flickr.com/photos/treenaks/8136316676/11:35
shaunowent looking for a postbox, and have been seeing little green boxes *Everywhere* ever since11:36
MartijnVdSthey're quite obviously post boxes11:36
DJonesMyrtti: Ah well, can't blame Finland then11:36
shaunoours look nothing like that11:36
MartijnVdSshauno: that one is in Ireland..11:36
mgdmThere's a particular style of green street cabinet used in Glasgow. They all appear with a similar railing and a distinctive manhole nearby. Apparently, it's the vents for some kind of utility tunnel11:36
mgdmonce you see them once, you see them everywhere ;-)11:37
mgdmwell, along the line11:37
shaunoMartijnVdS: around here I'm more likely to find something like http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-35sHBVDfQnI/TlWNpckQOSI/AAAAAAAAJOY/hUSg9LdUbfA/s1600/2011-08-25+001+002+%2528375x500%2529.jpg11:38
MartijnVdSshauno: awwww, cute :)11:38
shaunoI just never realised how many of these street cabinets there are until I went looking for a "little green box".  Turns out there's three within 10 meters of my house, and I apparently completely tuned them out11:41
mungbeanhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fnord11:42
mungbeanIt is a subliminal message technique, a word that the majority of the population since early childhood has been trained to ignore (and, of course, trained to forget both the training and the fact that they are ignoring it), but which they associate with a vague sense of unease. Upon seeing the word, readers experience a panic reaction. They then subconsciously suppress all memories of having seen the word, but the sense of panic remains. They t11:42
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MartijnVdSthey t....11:47
MartijnVdSit cut off11:47
shaunoheh, it's enough to see the parallel11:48
shaunoit's also left me wondering what on earth I'm goign to do with 9 spare airmail stamps.  at my current rate of usage, I'll be dead before I've finished this little book11:49
mungbean They then subconsciously suppress all memories ofhaving seen the word, but the sense of panic remains.11:50
mungbeanwhich reminds me, i have a load of virgin media junk mail to return11:50
MartijnVdSmungbean: imagine being dyslexic and not being able to see "Ford"11:59
shaunonot a great example, you wouldn't be missing much12:00
mungbeanor skyrim..http://i.imgur.com/5MeYa4n.jpg12:00
MartijnVdSshauno: "You crashed into *another* Ford?"12:00
MartijnVdSshauno: </insurance-agent>12:00
mungbeancover of this months time magazine..BEEEEES! http://www.time.com/time/magazine/europe/0,9263,901130819,00.html12:22
SuperMatthuh, just looking at an article on ars about canonical12:27
SuperMattsomeone spouting that canonical just doesn't commit as much to the kernel as red hat does12:27
SuperMatt0.8% compared to 8%12:27
SuperMattthen I looked at the numbers. Red hat has about 10x as many employees as canonical12:28
mungbeanis that an old article?12:28
MartijnVdSSuperMatt: those people always come out of the woodwork12:28
MartijnVdSmungbean: no, today's article I think12:28
SuperMattso if we do the math, on a per employee basis, canonical is doing just as well as red hat12:28
mungbeanalso, its the kernel. i thin the kernel is in good health12:28
MartijnVdSthe salespeople should write kernel patches too!12:28
SuperMattconsidering canonical's far smaller staffing, you've really got to hand it to them for doing what they're doing!12:29
mungbeani think they are doing too much12:29
SuperMattit's possible they may stretch themselves too thin12:30
mungbeanyes12:30
mungbeanvery12:30
directhexmungbean, what's the matter? you can't stand the sight of a strong fnord woman?12:30
mungbeanrapid expansion tends to make your cake collapse12:30
SuperMattI also don't like that people say that canonical never contribute. Redhat 6 and Debian 5 both use upstart12:31
SuperMattwait, no12:32
SuperMattdebian never got around to upstart12:32
mungbeanmost people who complain are blogtards or "media"12:32
SuperMattbut chromeos and android us it12:32
mungbeani've finished reading the internet12:34
mungbeanbored now12:34
SuperMattaww man12:35
SuperMattthat must suck12:35
MartijnVdSmungbean: have you read reddit's /new?12:35
SuperMattespecially as it means you've probably watched all the porn too12:35
SuperMattyou must be a little sore12:35
mungbeanfeeling demotivated12:36
SuperMattdid I just see click packages appear in my updates?12:37
SuperMattyes I did :)12:37
SuperMattoh sneaky, they appeared a week ago!12:37
* mungbean hasn't moved from 12.0412:38
davmor2SuperMatt: no I think it is the click system rather than a click package maybe12:38
SuperMattsure sure12:38
SuperMattthat's what I meant12:38
mungbeanno compelling features since then12:38
SuperMattbut it means my pc now has the ability to install them12:38
davmor2SuperMatt: that has been in for a while it just got updated12:39
SuperMattoh right /o\12:39
SuperMattshow how much attention I'm paying12:39
* mungbean takes a look at owncloud 5.x12:40
SuperMattI hope that other distros pick up click packages, it'd be nice to finally have one package management system that is consistant across distros12:40
SuperMattmungbean: it's awesome12:40
SuperMattI've been running my own for a few months now12:41
mungbeanvs v4 ?12:41
mungbeani've run v4 for lon gitme12:41
mungbeanlogtime12:41
mungbeanagh12:41
SuperMattI don't know about vs v412:41
SuperMattall I know is that I got tired of relying on other companies for stuff like this, and 5 had just been released12:41
SuperMattso I dived in12:41
mungbeanit saved my butt when a colleague kicked over my pc and the drive died12:42
SuperMattouch12:42
mungbeani do worry about security though12:43
SuperMattanything in particular?12:43
mungbeanonly have firewall allowing by IP atm12:43
mungbeanupgrading OC is manual atm12:44
mungbeanand you miss the updates12:44
mungbeanor too busy and your precious data could get pwned12:44
mungbeanoh, it's on repos now for 12.04 and above12:47
* SuperMatt nods12:56
SuperMattand they have their own repos, which I install from12:56
Azelphurali1234: https://www.dropbox.com/s/x3mdtug3uu6qnqq/2013-08-13%2014.28.21.jpg13:35
popeythey arrived then?13:38
Azelphurpopey: they did indeed :)13:40
popeynice, they chugging along?13:40
AzelphurI love how ghetto engineering they are, USB cables that don't fit, no power supplies, not painted properly, rickety fans and they literally smell.13:40
popeyhah13:40
Azelphurbut yep, chugging along :D13:40
Azelphurthis is what $4k gets you in bitcoinland, haha13:41
popeyhah13:41
popeyonce everyone has their BL asic, will the difficulty ramp up quickly do you think?13:47
Azelphurpopey: everybody does have it, and difficulty is ramping up quickly13:50
Azelphurthat was expected, though13:50
Azelphurdifficulty is set to jump from 37 mill to 50 mill13:51
popeyyeah13:51
Azelphurso while I'm making £160/day right now13:52
Azelphurthat's gonna drop real fast13:52
Azelphurprolly be £100/day by the end of the week :p13:53
Seeker`Azelphur: did you really spend $4k on bitcoin mining?14:23
AzelphurSeeker`: yup14:23
Seeker`why?14:23
Azelphurbecause...profit?14:23
shaunoit sounds like that's where the 4k came from in the first place, so re-seeding some of it seems sensible enough14:24
davmor2Seeker`: at £160-£100 per day 4K is made back in just over a month14:24
Azelphurshauno: correct :)14:24
Azelphurdavmor2: your math is dodgy, it's just over two weeks.14:25
Azelphur:P14:25
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davmor2Azelphur: I was basing it on the £100 a day rather than the 16014:26
Azelphurdavmor2: ah :)14:27
shauno£100-160 is 2-3 weeks if $4K is USD rather than lazy typists14:27
Azelphuryea, it's USD14:28
Azelphurtechnically it was 3.9, but I say 4 because lazy.14:28
Azelphurbut yea, why did I buy them? because...buttloads of money.14:28
Azelphur:D14:28
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* DJones tries to think of a reason not to wait for the release of the nexus 7-2 as he wants a new tablet and work will be paying14:39
DJonesWonder what the chances of getting an Ubuntu install on it will be14:45
mungbeanreddit enhancement suite now wants to access data on 14 other websites ...hmm14:59
neuroyeah15:00
neurosites it pulls images from15:00
neurolike imgur, meme sites, etc15:00
mungbeanseemed to work before, what changed?15:01
neuronew sites15:01
SuperMatthttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-2368068915:01
SuperMattif anything proves that web filters don't work, it's this15:01
mungbeanwill probably block the bible too15:02
neuroaha here it is15:03
neuro2 new sites added to the image viewer15:03
neuroso it's gone from 12 to 14 sites15:03
neuroshows how concerned you were when you installed it ;)15:03
mungbeanmaybe i'd like the option not to include extra sites..15:04
neurothen you'll lose functionality15:04
neurohttp://www.reddit.com/r/Enhancement/search?q=permissions&sort=hot&restrict_sr=on15:04
mungbeanits foolish to do it atm though15:05
mungbeanpeople are twitchy about snooping15:05
neurobecause?15:06
mungbeannobody was missing those feature so they probably lost a whole bunch of users now15:06
mungbeani don't use the image expandos15:06
neuronobody was missing the inline image expandos?15:06
mungbeanA bunch were added: livememe, mediacrush, etc. -- especially after quickmeme got kibbutzed.15:07
neuroi would have missed it :)15:07
mungbeani don't visit subs with memes15:07
mungbeannor do lots of other users15:07
neuroso why don't you fork res and make your own?15:08
neuroone that doesn't do inline images15:08
mungbeanor just disable it15:08
neuroyou'd need to remove the feature15:10
neuroeven if the feature is click-enableable/disableable (are they words?!), the plugin still needs the perms to do stuff when the feature is enabled15:10
neuroand perms are set at install/upgrade time in chrome15:11
neuroand yes, Inline Image Viewer has a big ass "on/off" button in the res settings :)15:12
neurojust that the permissions are required because you may actually switch it on15:12
mungbeani guess so15:19
mungbeanchrome doesn't help in that it wouldn't tell you the sites15:19
dwatkinsperhaps there's a plugin to monitor other plugins...15:19
daftykinsah-har another patch tuesday is here15:25
neurobah16:00
neurobloody apple display crapped out on me16:00
neurohad to reboot :(16:00
neuroi feel slightly filthy having to reboot a mac16:00
bigcalmneuro: you're the one using a mac in the 1st place16:03
neurowut? :)16:03
daftykinsuh-oh, don't go there16:04
neuroi mean filthy as in having to reboot a unix system16:04
daftykinsneuro: can't you recover from that?16:04
neurodaftykins: i opened the macbook to bring it out of clamshell and eventually it deigned to give me the internal display back, but unplugging and unplugging the mini DP didn't bring the lcd back16:05
neuroso decided to reboot16:05
neuroi've had a few gpu related funnies lately, i'm starting to think the intel 3000 isn't designed for hard use16:05
daftykinswhat's 'hard use' ?16:07
neurodriving a 27" LCD16:07
neuroa lot16:07
neurowhile in clamshell mode (hot)16:07
neuroi'm starting to think my 15" mbp should be my primary machine for work, not my 13"16:08
neuroat least it has a GT650M16:08
neuropain in the bum to switch over though16:08
popeywondering what to do with an old laptop16:09
daftykinsi certainly wouldn't be blaming the on-die graphics just for driving an external display16:09
* popey checks ebay for current prices16:09
daftykinspopey: what kind of spec?16:09
neurodaftykins: i'm hoping it's a one off tbh16:09
popeyoldish16:09
daftykinshah16:09
neuro386?16:09
neuro486?16:09
popeyhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/ctg/Toshiba-Portege-M400-12-1-Tablet-PC-Customized-/11825988216:10
popeyone of them16:10
neuroCentrino?16:10
popeyish16:10
popeyc2d16:10
neurowaaaaaat?16:10
neurodude, that laptop is like well broken16:10
daftykinscentrino is a combination of intel processor, chipset and wireless card, not a processor16:10
popeyhah16:10
neurothe screen's like hanging off man16:10
popey:D16:10
neurodaftykins: yes yes i know16:10
daftykins:P16:10
neuroi've lived through it all16:11
popeynever ever used it as a touch thing16:11
daftykinsand yet misused it :(16:11
neurocentrino, vPro, yadda yadda16:11
neuronot necessarily16:11
diddledanvPro doesn't make sense to me16:11
* neuro avoids the rest of this conversation thread :)16:11
neurothey always seem to get me into trouble :)16:11
diddledanlol16:11
daftykinsXD16:11
daftykinsmistakes do that :<16:12
daftykins;)16:12
daftykinsright, should really do something about this RAID with a dead disk16:12
neuroyes16:12
neuroplease do something other than start to wind me up :)16:12
diddledanyes, do that16:12
daftykinsthough people that don't reply to emails frustrate me16:12
* diddledan pushes archive on daftykins ' email16:12
neurovodafone not replying is frustrating me16:12
neuroi may have to hassle their twitter types16:12
daftykinsdiddledan: harsh :(16:13
diddledanneuro, write to the big cheese16:13
diddledanneuro, my brother did that and got a load of discounts and freebie phone16:13
neurohehe16:14
daftykinsmust be a really impatient guy16:14
daftykins'oh just pay them off and get rid of them!'16:14
neurostreisand effect16:14
neurocompanies don't want hassle16:14
neuroand CEOs generally don't want hassled, full stop16:15
diddledanhe complained about a salesperson trying to convince him to stay by stating that vodafone's mobile signal is better than EE's because , and I quote, "our transmitters are connected via fibre optic cables"16:15
daftykinsneuro: i love how you take what we're all thinking and type it <316:15
daftykinsdiddledan: lmao, that's ace16:15
neuroPAs will interdict crap like that and bounce it off to the full monty customer retentions16:16
neurodaftykins: i'm awesome that way16:16
neurodiddledan: and EE's aren't? :)16:16
neuro"Hi, we're EE, we have an awesome 4G LTE network, but our mast backhaul network is made up of the intertwined fur from kittens!"16:16
diddledanneuro, it doesn't matter whether they are or not. how does connecting it via fibre improve wireless propagation?16:16
neuroexactly16:16
* AlanBell wonders how ali1234's race game is getting on16:16
neuroto be honest, the frequency is more of an issue16:17
neuro900MHz beats 1800MHz16:17
daftykinsnothing like a spot of QAM in the afternoon16:17
diddledantasty16:18
neuro:)16:18
neuroi love the smell of GSM in the morning16:18
MartijnVdSQEMM386?16:19
diddledano_O16:20
diddledanI don't know that reference16:20
neurothe memory management geeks are over that way ->16:20
diddledanaah16:20
neuroi guess that's one way to estimate the age of someone :)16:20
diddledandos days16:20
neuroCONFIG.SYS mofo!16:20
popeyso doesn't look like Id get much for my laptop16:20
popeyits a bit tatty16:21
neurohold onto it then16:21
popeyit runs ubuntu fine16:21
daftykinspopey: did look a fair bit chunky16:21
neuromaybe give it away / sell it cheap at a LUG meet or something?16:21
diddledanneuro, I kinda missed the emm386 days because my pc was too old to have extended/expanded ram and I jumped from that straight to w9516:21
neurothe windows 95 startup sound just played in my head16:21
popeyDOS=HIGH16:21
neurothat was a bit harrowing16:22
diddledanpopey, DOS=HIGH,UMB ftw16:22
neuroUMB \o/16:22
popeyindeed16:22
neuroi replaced my startup sound with the PlayStation boot noise16:22
diddledangotta remember to put it in the UMB16:22
neurobest boot noise ever16:22
popeyi used to get calls from friends to go to their house to optimise their config.sys16:22
popeydont know that noise16:22
neurohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekqYhP8PhMg16:22
popeyya, tis good16:23
diddledanpopey, shame linux wasn't mainstream enough back then16:23
popey[APPROVED]16:23
popeynah, shame I wasnt into linux back then16:23
popeysome fat oaf at college first showed it to me16:23
popeyi later saw him on the beer train, a year or two back16:23
popeyi should thank him.16:24
diddledanneuro, I'd forgotten all about that awesoem startup noise of the ps116:24
daftykinshaha16:24
* popey looks for other things to ebay16:24
AlanBellhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/18119405954116:25
AlanBellis what I am ebaying at the moment16:25
* popey cringes at games out of their boxes16:25
AlanBellyeah, we threw them all away16:26
AlanBellall cd and DVD cases too16:26
diddledanpopey, aye, games without boxes are evil incarnate!16:26
diddledanI miss the old-style boxes that took up loads of shelf-space16:26
AlanBellunneccessary bulk :)16:27
diddledanthankyou mist16:27
diddledannow, to reset my password..16:28
diddledan:-p16:28
diddledanI wonder what's actually broken16:28
diddledansysadmin in me wants to know16:28
popeyhttp://myworld.ebay.co.uk/popeydc  <- stuff I am ebaying :D16:30
daftykinsbut the scratch potential!16:30
AlanBellis a second hand YubiKey a good idea?16:32
celestehHello, I'm working on an art project about surveillance and I just read that London bins are recording the MAC addresses of everyone who walks by.  Is there an easy linux tool to do this with?16:32
popeyits not second hand16:32
AlanBellthe london bins are not doing that any more celesteh16:32
celestehAlanBell: that's good but I still am interested in doing it for a small art installation (data would not be kept afterwards...)16:33
daftykinsyeah it got called off already16:33
ali1234http://www.aircrack-ng.org/16:34
daftykinsor just 'kismet'16:34
ali1234kismet never worked for me16:34
daftykinsuh-huh16:34
celestehta alil23416:35
diddledanyeah, tab-complete ftw16:35
diddledanthis sucks, I need to install photoshop16:37
diddledanI would say I hate when clients bypass our internal design team by providing their own psd's but it does give me more leeway when it comes to slicing and dicing the file to usable assets16:39
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=== luke is now known as Guest2162
Guest2162Hello?17:36
Guest2162Can anyone see these messages?17:38
popeyGuest2162: yes17:38
Guest2162Oh. Sorry, I thought I might have to make an account or something.17:38
Guest2162This is basically an open support chatroom, right?17:38
popeyyeah, effectively17:39
Guest2162Great. I'm just about to set up Windows 8 and Ubuntu 13.04 Dual Boot and wanted to make sure I'd have some on the spot help.17:40
popey#ubuntu is the official support channel, but we're here too17:40
daftykinsprobably easier to follow here ^_^17:41
Guest2162If I know you're on UK soil, I can find you and kill you when you trick me into burning my hard-drive.17:41
Guest2162I'll be sure to ignore any advice involving lighters.17:42
neurowtf?17:42
diddledanhint, petrol + maritime flare17:42
popeyoooooohkay17:42
Guest2162Oh. Thanks, diddledan. I guess that'll do it. I'll be right back with the results.17:42
diddledan:-)17:43
popeyits okay I'm busting open a laptop power supply, I'll be dead before you get here17:43
diddledanergh, Jono, kill the lawyers! :-p17:43
Guest2162You'll live on in this channel forever.17:44
popeywell, till the logs get deleted anyway17:47
neurorm -f $(grep -iw -e neuro -e popey -e bum -e lollipops -e "Windows 8" /data/logs/*.log | cut -d: -f1 | sort | uniq)17:48
Guest2162Does anyone know if I might be able to run Windows 8 in a Virtual Box by using recovery media?17:48
popeyyay, fixed without dying17:49
Guest2162I don't have the installation media but it's the next best thing.17:49
Guest2162And congratulations.17:49
neurolaptop power supply?17:49
neuropshaw17:49
neurowhat's that, like 3A?17:49
neuroi had a poweredge PSU electrocute me once, that wasn't fun17:50
Guest2162Electrify. Electrocution is when you die. Sorry to be a pedant.17:50
diddledanan old CRT power rail will give you the biggest jolt out of consumer electronics17:50
neuroGuest2162: vmware workstation used to be able to do something like that17:50
neuroand pedantry is fine in my book17:50
neuroi do it all the time in here17:51
neurobloody CRTs17:51
neuroglad to see the back of them17:51
diddledanme too17:51
neurobefore my hearing started to go i could hear them whine17:51
neurohated it17:51
diddledan12000V isn't a good idea to have in your living-room17:51
neurodo you keep gas lasers in your living room or something?17:52
diddledanCRTs use something around there, don't they?!17:52
neuroto the internets!17:52
Guest2162Sorry to interrupt, but the messages with the yellow nametag, are those part of the private chat thing I see in XChat?17:53
neurogood question17:53
popeyits just people who mentioned your name17:53
popeyi think17:53
diddledanthey go up from 5kV to 30kV ish probably more17:53
neuro20-50kV for NTSC 15.734 kHz devices17:54
diddledanBINGO!17:54
diddledaneither that or "you sunk my submarine!"17:55
neurohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5pESPQpXxE17:55
neurosunk my battleship, shurely?17:56
neuroGuest2162: and feel free to interrupt. If we're talking crap about flyback transformers and the like, I'd say ubuntu chat takes precedence :)17:56
* neuro swears at EA17:57
neuroyet again, the yanks get battlefield before us :P17:57
Guest2162I'll be sure to interrupt very frequently with my annoying quasi-issues.17:57
popeyGuest2162: please do17:57
neuroand now i need to pray that the stars align and microsoft decide that the 1st of November is Novembery enough to release the xbox one on17:58
ali1234the chat on ubuntu-phone about app security and sandboxing...17:58
neurois it boring?17:58
ali1234it's like android never happened17:58
neuroor is it a clusterfrak?17:58
ali1234the latter17:58
neurothe dangers of creating a new OS17:59
neurowheel reinvention and shed painting17:59
diddledanthe problem is ubuntu wants to still be linux whereas android doesn't17:59
neuroheh17:59
ali1234that's not really the problem at all17:59
neurothe abstraction layers are interesting17:59
neuroGoogle: it's Android, not Linux!17:59
Guest2162Cross your fingers everyone, I'm about to reboot into the new dual boot system.18:00
neuroSamsung / Amazon: it's not Android!18:00
ali1234Canonical: It's Ubuntu, not Linux!18:00
Guest2162And no offense intended to any amputees.18:00
neurofingers crossed18:00
neurolol18:00
ali1234try to find the word "linux" anywhere on ubuntu.com18:00
neurostand back everyone, we've got a comedian here18:00
diddledanGuest2162, at least you didn't mention the midgets18:00
neurogoogling for site:ubuntu.com linux gives: About 1,280,000 results (0.28 seconds)18:00
diddledanwow18:01
ali1234neuro: click on the first hit, ctrl-f, "linux" - oh look it's not there18:01
diddledanthe fora aren't even hosted on a subdomain of that either18:01
popeyhttp://www.ubuntu.com/about/about-ubuntu18:01
neuroali1234: yeah, i know18:01
neuroi don't even know where that text is coming from18:01
neuroit's not in the meta tags18:02
neurotho there is a "linux" keyword18:02
ali1234popey: it's not on that page either18:02
popeyyes, yes it is.18:02
ali1234oh wait, i have case match turned on18:02
popey4 occurrances18:02
ali1234yeah, it's on there, let me chek the main page again18:02
neuromelbourne:~ neuro$ curl -s http://www.ubuntu.com/about/about-ubuntu | grep -ic linux18:02
neuro318:03
diddledanhmm, I get the homepage first18:03
popeytwice on one line neuro18:03
Guest2162Everything seems just peachy. I was worried Ubuntu wouldn't play well with my weird graphics card.18:03
popeyGuest2162: how weird?18:03
diddledanwith the snippet "Official site; Commercially sponsored Debian-derived Linux distribution that focuses on usability, a regular 6-month release cycle, and a commitment to at least" which I can't find on the page18:03
neurodiddledan: my point exactly18:03
popeyMaxtrox Parhelia weird or SiS weird?18:03
neuronvidia quadro?18:04
Guest2162It's an AMD card but I'm pretty sure it's one they've stopped supporting and the general concensus is that it's crap.18:04
popeyaren't all AMD cards crap?18:04
Guest2162It doesn't support bloom or something. Maybe there's a technical term for it.18:04
diddledanamd eyefinity ftw18:04
diddledanGuest2162, ancient?18:05
diddledanthat's a technical term for lots of breakage18:05
Guest2162Just got it up, it's the AMD HD 7660D.18:05
diddledanthat's modern18:05
diddledan7660 is that an integrated unit or discrete?18:06
Guest2162Maybe the only reason people call it crap is because of that lighting thing. I was on a gaming forum when I saw that it was evil incarnate.18:06
* neuro sighs18:06
neuroseems even the voda twitter types don't want to help me18:06
Guest2162I don't know enough about computers to answer that question. Don't crucify me.18:06
neuroGuest2162: is it on the motherboard or is it an add-in card18:07
Guest2162I'm guessing it's on the motherboard. It came with the thing anyway.18:07
diddledangoogle says it's part of the A10 CPU18:07
neuroA10? ouch18:07
Guest2162I've got some cheapo Medion Akoya shtick that was partnered with ASDA.18:07
Guest2162At least it wasn't partnered with LIDL or something.18:08
neuroMedion: the mark of quality18:08
popeydont think I've ever been in a Lidl18:08
neuropopey: they do some good stuff in lidl actually18:08
Guest2162I don't know if there's one near me. I know there's an ALDI.18:08
popeyyeah, so people keep telling me18:08
neuroprobably worth a nosey one day18:09
popeythere's a new morrisons near me, which apparently has a very nice selection of herbs and veg18:09
popeyyeah, true18:09
neuroyeah, we're supposed to be getting a morrisons next year18:09
neurodo they do home deliveries off their interwebby site? i've never bothered to look18:09
Guest2162I've never heard of them doing home deliveries and I've never seen a delivery van of theirs.18:10
diddledanI'm a sainsbury's fanboi18:10
neuroi shall look at their website, for that is what one must do if one doesn't know something18:10
neuroah, they're doing a deal with ocado to enable home deliveries18:11
neuroocado already do deliveries for waitrose18:11
Guest2162They're doing a deal or it's done?18:11
neuropartnership signed in may apparently18:11
neuromorrisons buying an ocado distribution centre in warwickshire for 170m18:11
neurohttp://www.moneysavingexpert.com/news/shopping/2013/05/morrisons-to-launch-home-deliveries-after-signing-ocado-deal18:11
diddledanwaitrose do their own deliveries but ocado do deliveries with waitrose products available18:12
neuroah ok18:12
diddledanocado was originally waitrose-sponsored but waitrose have been trying to end the deal and run their own service afaicr18:12
neurofair enough18:13
neurowaitrose are an unknown quantity to me18:13
neurowe don't have them up 'ere18:13
diddledanthey're the poshyposh18:13
neuroup in the hinterlands18:13
neuroyeah, i know that much18:13
Guest2162I think there's one a little way towards Manchester near me.18:13
Guest2162Never been in one.18:14
diddledankate of cambridge shops in waitrose on anglesea18:14
ali1234waitrose in manchester? wut18:14
popeyhttp://jalopnik.com/google-maps-has-an-incredible-dr-who-easter-egg-112187801118:14
popeyneed "old" gmaps for it to work18:14
Guest2162Is the "new" one default now or is it still opt-in?18:15
neuroopt-in18:15
neuroi still get "preview" in the url when i go there18:15
* neuro opens link in incognito mode :)18:16
popeyexactly what i did18:16
diddledanincognito mode: for pr0n and google maps18:18
neurolooks like something from one of those dr who experience thingamabobs18:18
neurothis is funny though: http://jalopnik.com/google-street-view-car-captures-google-street-view-bike-53120539518:19
neurodiddledan: i have no idea what you're talking about18:19
Guest2162Do you reckon they'd recover the footage if he got ran down?18:20
neuroTHE FOOTAGE IS ALL THAT MATTERS18:21
diddledanGuest2162, of course, it's got important personal details of everyone nearby18:21
diddledangoogle needs that for adsense18:21
MattJXMPP \o/18:24
MattJ(kinda)18:24
diddledano_O18:24
luke__And I'm back.18:26
daftykinswoohoo18:27
diddledanphew18:27
luke__How come on my laptop, I was Guest26 whatever and I have a nickname on here?18:27
neurobecause the first time you joined, you joined as "luke", and someone on freenode has registered that name with nickserv18:28
neuroso nickserv changed your nick to Guestyaddayadda because you didn't auth (or couldn't auth)18:28
luke__Ah. Gotcha.18:28
MyrttiI feel like I'm spoiling myself, bought Daim cake as a birthday cake and some Angry Birds blueberry handlotion18:29
Myrttiorange Daim cake even18:29
neuroi thought you were *making* caek?18:29
jussiMyrtti: you didnt end up making one?18:29
jussihehe18:29
neuro:)18:29
Myrttiyeah, laziness won18:29
Myrttidecided to save myself the stress18:29
popey\o/ laziness18:29
jussibtw Myrtti, a big happy birthday from all of us here.18:30
jussiMyrtti: Sari still remembers you :)18:30
Myrttithanks18:30
daftykinsDaim cake as in a cake of Daim bars? D:18:32
popeywoah, since when did The Cloud become a sky company?18:37
neuroages ago18:37
neurojanuary 2011, according to the internets18:38
neurobasically bootstrapped their wifi-for-broadband-customers offering fast so they could compete with BT18:39
popeyblimey18:39
luke__Does anyone here use PlayOnLinux or Wine with any popular PC games?18:44
daftykinslooked at Steam?18:45
* neuro unfortunately uses Windows 8 to play popular PC games18:45
diddledanneuro, charlatan!18:45
diddledanthat's a word I've not used, or seen used, in forever18:45
neurowut?18:45
luke__Yeah, daftykins. A few of the games I was after are on there like Guns of Icarus Online but I wanted WoW as well.18:45
neuroyou keep using this word, i do not think it means what you think it means18:46
luke__A person falsely claiming to have a special knowledge or skill; a fraud.18:46
daftykinsok just checking.18:46
neurodiddledan: you know fine well that I don't use any Linuxes on the desktop :) or at least you should18:46
diddledanheretic!18:47
neurohow does that make me a heretic?18:47
diddledanI'll get back to you on that one when I've figured out an argument18:47
neurolol18:47
* neuro points to the staggering number of ubuntu, debian and rhel servers he's had access to over the years18:48
neuroat second life, it was in the thousands18:48
* diddledan glazes over18:48
luke__Do you guys know if I can open up a terminal and check on an installation is USC? PlayOnLinux has been applying changes for a good 10 minutes.18:50
luke__An installation in USC, even.18:50
ali1234USC always does that18:50
ali1234the best thing to do is not use it18:50
luke__Use Terminal instead?18:51
ali1234there is a way to check the progress18:51
ali1234but it is really complicated and i can't remember it18:51
ali1234i use synaptic for package searching and browsing18:51
neurops axu | grep -iw dpkg ?18:51
ali1234nah, that won't tell you much18:51
ali1234other than "dpkg is running" (or not)18:51
neurowell it would tell you if shenanigans were occurring18:51
neuroyeah18:51
ali1234USC normally gets stuck because the package DB is locked18:52
ali1234it doesn't bring up a message when that happens, it just waits forever18:52
ali1234the DB can be locked by update manager18:53
hamitronUSC?18:53
ali1234software center18:53
hamitronah yeh, I stopped using the default install because of it18:53
luke__United Space Centre.18:54
luke__I'll probably have to wait until it's stopped doing whatever it's doing to install Synaptic as well.18:54
hamitronaptitude ftw18:55
hamitron;)18:55
neuroUnilateral Sausage Confectionery18:55
neuroaptitude, bleugh18:55
luke__You took a while thinking of that one, didn't you, Neuro?18:55
neurowhy don't you just run something in java instead18:55
neuroluke__: no, not really18:55
neurowas doing something else and didn't have irc in focus :)18:55
luke__Sure. You're just making us think you're some acronym genius.18:56
neuroi am18:56
ali1234aptitude really is horrible - it has all the problems of a GUI (confusing complicated layout) combined with all the problems of a terminal app (need to memorize lots of comlicated keyboard controls) and none of the advantages of either18:56
hamitronali1234, but it.... has a cool name18:57
hamitron;)18:57
hamitrontbh, I like the search function18:57
luke__Is it safe for me to quit USC with this thing in progress or will that not even stop it?18:57
ali1234luke__: that probably won't even stop it18:57
diddledanit'll carry on in the background18:58
ali1234luke__: however, the background daemon that is trying to do the install has probably crashed anyway18:58
luke__I'll go and get the lighter to melt my hard drive.18:58
hamitronjust install flash18:58
hamitron;/18:58
hamitrongets my machine every time18:58
luke__ali1234, is there a way I can exorcise the demon you mentioned?18:58
luke__I think I have the new testament upstairs.18:59
ali1234luke__: the package database has a lock anyway, so if you can install packages from the terminal or some other app, it means USC isn't actually doing anything18:59
ali1234only one app can install things at a time18:59
luke__I'll see if I can install Dungeon Crawler.18:59
luke__It says something or other is in use.19:00
ali1234ok so USC daemon is still running19:00
ali1234in that case leave it for a bit19:00
ali1234how long have you been waiting so far?19:00
luke__Will speaking in tongues help? And it's been about 7-10 minutes19:00
ali1234davmor2: whhere's that log that tells us what USC is really doing again please?19:01
ali1234(brb, checking log for last time he told me)19:01
diddledanthere's /var/log/apt/{history,term}.log19:02
davmor2ali1234: ~/.cache/software-center19:02
ali1234luke__: ok so try this: tail -f ~/.cache/software-center/software-center.log19:03
ali1234davmor2: thanks19:04
luke__There's some error to do with not finding typelib for LaunchpadIntegration.19:04
luke__Something to do with skipping some exhibits.19:04
luke__And at the end it says it found a running software-center on dbus, reconnecting.19:05
ali1234hmm that looks exactly the same as mine19:05
ali1234maybe this isn't the right one19:05
luke__I'm guessing I can't just pay its fare for dbus?19:05
daftykinsXD19:07
luke__There's some stuff on the interwebs that says to kill the dpkg process. Do I have to find its ID or something first?19:07
daftykinsloved that :)19:07
daftykinsyeah process ID (PID), from ps -ef for example19:08
luke__Thanks. I'm here all week. Try the veal.19:08
daftykins:D19:08
luke__I found one mention of the unholy demon and one of "dpkg". You reckon I should just kill the one with it in the name?19:10
luke__In fact, there's a few demons. I'm blind.19:10
Myrttioh dear.19:11
luke__Damn straight. Call me a priest.19:12
luke__I'm going to kill nautilus-drop because someone on a forum told me to.19:13
ali1234no i don't think you should kill things19:13
luke__That's not what the voices in my head tell me.19:13
luke__Well, that did bugger all.19:15
luke__I'ma relog and see if it fixes it.19:18
diddledanI wonder how many packages I'm compiling for a full openwrt archive19:19
diddledanhmm, about 200019:20
diddledanaccording to wiki.openwrt.org/doc/packages19:20
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luke__Huzzah! Call off the priest, it worked.19:22
daftykinsi was all about to shout 'The power of Tux compells you' 'n' all :(19:22
diddledanI now pronounce you penguin and wife19:23
diddledanwait, what?19:23
daftykinsthat's my line19:23
diddledanhmm. my desktop needs to be bigger19:24
diddledandesk*19:24
diddledanI'm completely room'd out19:24
luke__Uhhh... How do I install Synaptic from the terminal? Is it just called synaptic?19:25
diddledanI've taken to plonking on laptop directly on top of the closed other laptop19:25
diddledanone*19:25
diddledanluke__, yeah19:25
luke__Magical.19:26
diddledanalthough there might be gtk and qt versions19:26
diddledanin which case they'll be suffixed -gtk and -qt19:26
luke__I don't know what that means so I'm going to assume I don't need them.19:26
diddledanby default the desktop you look at uses gtk-based ui (buttons, sliders, scrollbars, etc.)19:27
hamitronit is gtk init?19:27
diddledanhamitron, I believe so. was just throwing the possibility out there19:27
luke__Jesus Christ...19:31
luke__Is anyone seeing an updated YouTube homepage?19:32
mgdmI'm not often on it enough to know the difference19:33
hamitronthe huge advert?19:33
luke__I don't think much has changed but for me the Guide GUI seems a bit different and it's not open by default19:34
hamitronit is such a "clever" site, "knowing" the type of thing I watch :(19:34
mgdmthe huge advert is nothing new19:34
mgdmthey have them for occasional campaigns here and there19:35
luke__I get lucky sometimes and there'll be an interview with a GoT cast member there that I haven't seen.19:35
hamitronamazing, they "know" I wanted some exercise gear and the exact thing I want is available at amazon19:36
hamitronI'm so going to give up browsing19:37
ali1234hey i've got a question19:37
ali1234why is it ok to say "turn off ad block if you like our website" but not ok to say "click on all the adverts and don't buy anything if you like our website" - ?19:38
daftykinsooh, do share.19:38
daftykinscome now, you know the answer to that19:38
ali1234no, i don't19:38
ali1234as far as i am concerned they are exactly the same19:38
hamitronone is actively stopping adverts, and the other is actively milking them19:39
hamitron;)19:39
daftykinsin my opinion one provides the opportunity to legitimately consider adverts, whilst the second falsifies interest to the sponsors19:39
hamitronadverts are cool, they give you reason to be distracted and spend money19:40
hamitron;/19:40
daftykinssome make sounds i do not enjoy19:41
hamitron:\19:41
mgdmif you run video adverts on your site you get paid for them being viewed even if nobody clicks19:41
ali1234what's the difference between looking at an advert you wouldn't normally look at vs visiting a webpage you wouldn't normally visit?19:41
luke__I jump when the toaster pops up or when the kettle clicks. I get terrified when some booming voice asks me if I want to make money fast.19:41
shaunoit's probably nice and straight-forward.  asking your users to click adverts is non-organic traffic that google etc will kick you off adsense for19:42
ali1234but so is asking users to turn off ad-block on just your site19:42
shaunothat's not something google will banhammer you for though19:42
hamitronno, that is asking them to view the website as its creators intended19:43
ali1234i know, but that doesn't mean it's not morally the same thing19:43
hamitron;)19:43
hamitronpersonally I think adblock is a really bad thing, almost as bad as invasive adverts19:44
luke__I'm pretty sure there's a window open that is' on my launchpad thing and won't show up in Alt+Tab is there any other way to get to it?19:44
luke__Sorry, "isn't on my launchpad thing".19:44
ali1234almost as bad but not quite bad enough to make me stop using it :)19:44
ali1234luke__: you mean the launcher right? launchpad is a website19:45
luke__Yeah. I was just testing you.19:45
hamitronali1234, haha, yeh, I'm thinking from the point of view of the financial viability of some online services19:45
ali1234luke__: if it's not on the launcher and it's not on alt-tab, and you can't see any part of the window on the screen... then no. it's gone forever19:46
luke__Damn. Oh well. I don't think it's that important.19:46
luke__Well, bye guys. I'm off to sleep on a park bench.19:48
daftykinsenjoy19:48
hamitronwhat he mean by that?19:49
daftykinsthe sleeping on a park bench bit?19:49
hamitronyeh19:49
daftykinsnot the faintest of ideas19:49
daftykinsjust a bit of a joker i think19:49
shaunopopey: that "streisand effect" you mentioned yesterday.  if you want a cheap laugh, someone else has control of their twitter account now21:37
diddledanstreisand effect?21:56
* diddledan prods shauno 21:56
neurodiddledan: google it21:56
linuxliamim trying to compile aptana from source but when i cd to the source dir and run make it syas no makefile found21:58
linuxliamfrom here TJ https://github.com/aptana/studio3/tree/release21:58
neurowhat source directory?22:00
linuxliamthe source cod was taken from the github url22:01
neuroyeah but what are you trying to compile?22:02
linuxliamthe IDE itself22:02
linuxliamsorry lil noobisj at this sort of thing22:02
neuroit doesn't look like that kind of source release22:02
neurolooks like they've released their code to core parts of the IDE and that's it22:03
neuroah, i see22:03
neuroaptana is basically a bunch of add-ons for eclipse22:03
neuroso you'd need to build eclipse first22:04
neurowhy are you trying to compile it anyway? what's wrong with their prebuilt downloads?22:04
linuxliamjust trying to package it22:05
neuroas a deb?22:05
linuxliamyup yup22:05
neuroi'd download the eclipse plug in files and package those with eclipse as a dependency22:06
neurothe source code on github just looks like it's there to meet their chosen GPL requirements22:07
linuxliamthe github code confused me a lil22:07
diddledanaparently the prebuilt package has been downloaded 6 meelion times (according to aptana.com)22:08
neurolooks pretty straightforward to install: http://www.samclarke.com/2012/04/how-to-install-aptana-studio-3-on-ubuntu-12-04-lts-precise-pangolin/22:08
neuroso i guess i'd just duplicate steps 3-4 in the deb22:08
neuroexcept modifying the paths appropriately to fit packaging conventions22:09
neuroand then making sure it works, i guess :)22:09
linuxliamyea i know how to install it just a few people have asked why it hasn't been packaged22:09
diddledanlooks like it's EOL as aptana studio22:10
diddledanappcelerator have renamed it titanium-studio and retargetted it as a javascript ide for their mobile development sdk22:10
neuroyeah, news page is broken, twitter and facebook not updated for over a year22:11
diddledanhttp://www.appcelerator.com/platform/titanium-studio/22:11
diddledanno mention of webdev... at.. all22:11
linuxliami mean i could look for a better IDe for web dev but idk i haven't found many22:14
linuxliamany ideas22:14
neurovim22:14
linuxliami was looking for somthing along the lines of webmatrix22:15
diddledanthere aren't many full-blown IDEs. I tend to use sublime text22:15
neurothat was going to be my next suggestion :)22:16
neurobest $70 (or whatever) I've spent in a long time22:16
neurolinuxliam: best way to do web dev is to have as little abstractions as possible22:17
neuroand you're talking to someone who's done web dev on and off since 199422:17
neurovim, sublime text, et al ... any serious editor will do code highlighting22:18
linuxliamits more of a hobby for me used to do some when i was in college22:19
linuxliami'd like to learn python but i cant get my head around it22:20
neurohttp://www.diveintopython.net/22:20
neurohttp://www.diveinto.org/python3/22:20
linuxliamneuro: thanks22:26

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