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popeyMorning.07:46
MooDoomorning popey07:49
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mungbeanmorn08:13
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mungbeanrealise we're not getting hte night shift in here anymore..people must be away...08:16
bigcalmGood morning peeps :)08:17
AlanBellmorning08:30
popeymungbean: the loco is quiet in general08:31
mungbeanpopey: needs fresh injection?08:37
bigcalmI had forgotten that I had installed uptimed on all of my machines. Which is a good thing, because now I have stats to gaze at. Thank you UUPC for the reminder :D08:37
mungbeandoes it logs uptimes to a central server?08:38
mungbeanor queries the servers from a conf file at runtime?08:38
bigcalmNot that I know08:38
mungbeanhow does it work?08:39
bigcalmmungbean: ask popey :D08:39
mungbeanor listen to the programme?08:39
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mungbeanUptimed has the ability to inform you of records and milestones through syslog and e-mail, and comes with a console front end to parse the records, which can also easily be used to show your records on your Web page.08:40
bigcalmuupc_s06e26.mp3 23:0208:40
bigcalm!uptimed08:40
bigcalm!info uptimed08:40
lubotu3uptimed (source: uptimed): utility to track high uptimes - daemon. In component universe, is extra. Version 1:0.3.17-3.1 (quantal), package size 31 kB, installed size 161 kB08:41
mungbeanhttp://www.robertjohnkaper.com/software/uptimed/ is a fail08:42
mungbeandoes uptimed allow you to query all srvers or you are just doing a for blah in `cat servers` do ....08:45
bigcalmYou're asking the wrong person :)08:46
mungbean< bigcalm> I had forgotten that I had installed uptimed on all of my machines. Which is a good thing, because now I have stats to gaze at.08:46
mungbean:P08:46
mungbeanjust wondered if you were gazing at individual machines or a collection all togethre ;)08:46
bigcalmGo back in time, install uptimed. Come back to the present and run uprecords: http://paste.ubuntu.com/6016924/08:48
bigcalmmungbean: so far I have run it on individual machines. I have not investigated any other aspects of the utility08:49
mungbeancoolio08:49
mungbeanthax08:49
bigcalm808 State!08:51
* bigcalm raves08:51
popeymungbean: yes08:57
bigcalm:D08:57
bigcalmBoolean answers, the response to multiple questions at once!08:58
mungbeanget your mate joey to raise profile of loco :P08:58
mungbeanhe has lots of enthusiastic readers08:59
popeyhe only asked me one question09:00
popeyand I only answered one09:00
bigcalmAww09:00
TheOpenSourcererAhh popey got a mo?09:02
brobostigongood morning everyone.09:04
TheOpenSourcerermorning all.09:05
popeyTheOpenSourcerer: sure09:06
TheOpenSourcererWife and kids have just left. Wifey back tomorrow or Sunday. Kids back next weekend :-D09:06
popey\o/ Home alone09:06
brobostigonmorning TheOpenSourcerer09:06
brobostigon:)09:06
TheOpenSourcererlo brobostigon09:06
MooDooyay popey09:11
MooDooso what are your plans for the weekend....beer, ubuntu and telly?09:11
SuperMattDnD for my weekend09:13
popeyDoctor Who09:13
MooDooSuperMatt: my son has just discovered warhammer 40k09:13
SuperMattI have no knowledge of warhammer09:13
mungbeanhave a weird problem with my windows install . text is terrible ! tuning cleartype does not work09:14
brobostigonwill be good here also, home alone for the weekend, so am cooking for my gf tonight.09:14
SuperMattI also have no knowledge of D&D, but then neither do my friends, yet we're giving it a go09:14
TheOpenSourcererMooDoo: My son is mad for WH40k09:14
TheOpenSourcerer& Minecraft09:14
mungbeanis that the real game involving chracters or a virtual game?09:15
SuperMattI've tried getting in to mine craft, it just doesn't seem to happen for me09:15
SuperMattthough I imagine it wouldn't be difficult to run a D&D game based on minecraft, from what I know of it09:15
MooDooSuperMatt: WHAT? don't like minecraft?09:15
SuperMattI just don't really see the point of it really09:16
SuperMatteither that or I don't have the time for it09:16
mungbeanditto, i don't have time to invest, so i've never tried it09:16
MooDooit's fun and my son loves it09:16
mungbeani would enjoy it if i had time to :P09:17
TheOpenSourcererI've never played it, but I do host a server for him and his mates.09:17
popey"I dont see the point of lego" is basically what you just said SuperMatt09:18
brobostigonmaccano :)09:18
popeySuperMatt: have you ever played it?09:19
SuperMattI have09:19
SuperMattbut lego is so very different to minecraft, becauase you already have the piece laid out in front of you, and you can make whatever you want in no time at all09:19
SuperMattin minecraft you have to find the bits you want, then start making stuff, then you have to build some steps up so you can finish the top, and then remove them09:20
SuperMattit's just a long winded lego09:20
popeyno. you dont09:21
popeycreative mode == lego09:21
SuperMattthen what's the point of the other modes?09:22
popeyfun09:22
mungbeani might buy it for my mrs when there's a sale on next09:22
mungbeanfor android09:22
brobostigonmungbean: minecraft pe cant connect to normal minecraft servers.09:22
popeyI'd be surprised if there's ever a sale on minecraft pe09:23
popeydon't recall it ever being discounted09:23
mungbean0.9909:23
mungbeanin the google billion app sale09:23
popeyoh, missed that09:24
mungbeansince then my wife is asking for contruction games09:25
bigcalmI got it for 10p :)09:25
bigcalmHaven't played it since09:25
bigcalmI like using mouse and keyboard09:25
brobostigonit would also be nice to be able to connect to normal servers.09:26
popeySuperMatt: survival and hardcore are fun if you want to go adventuring, and challenge yourself.09:26
bigcalmThe above is also good for buddy building09:26
bigcalm(and mining)09:26
jussiAlanBell: you about at all ?09:26
AlanBellmight be09:26
jussi:D09:27
jussiI PM'ed09:27
mungbeanis the sims android version a DLC money spinner?09:27
popeyarent all android games?09:27
mungbean</troll>09:27
brobostigondlc ?09:27
mungbeanpaid for downloadable power ups and content09:28
popeyi am serious09:28
brobostigonah.09:28
mungbeanjus want a full game with no scams09:28
popeythe vast majority of games these days are F2P and IAP09:28
mungbeanthey are evil09:28
popey*especially* those from big companies like EA09:28
popeymy kids have dozens of games on android, and they all nag them to buy updates09:29
popeyit's a massive pile of pooh09:29
mungbeanespecially EA i agree09:29
popeybecause there's been a race to the bottom price wise and people have a sense of entitlement to free stuff now09:29
brobostigonor crippled abit, like minecraft compared to the normal client.09:29
bashrcIt's back to the old nagware model09:29
popeypeople are "outraged" when a game costs 99p09:29
bashrcsilly09:30
popeyyeah, like shareware from 199309:30
mungbeanthe sims3 is 4.9909:30
jussipopey: but yet, when an itrem in game cost 99p, thats fine09:30
mungbeanunsire if includes IAP though09:30
popeyit is if you've invested days in it09:30
jussiexactly09:30
popeyI've played tiny tower on iOS for *hours*09:30
popeybut wont give them a penny09:30
mungbeanthey need a logo/symbol to say when a game includes IAP09:31
popeyso I am just as guilty09:31
popeythey do on ios ☻09:31
popeyhttps://itunes.apple.com/en/app/tiny-tower/id422667065?mt=8 on the left "Top IAP"09:31
bashrcI'm not much of a gamer.  Flightgear is about the limit of my gaming activities.09:31
jussibashrc: yeah, flight sims and a bit of heroes 3 is my limits atm :D09:32
popeyheh, i cant get a plane to a) get off the ground, and b) stay in the air in flightgear09:32
jussihowever, I use the more "professional" flight sim for linux :)09:32
mungbeansame for the flight game i downloaded from GOG09:32
jussi(Xplane)09:33
popeyi used to love Tower09:33
mungbean1hr to get off the ground09:33
bashrcThere are a lot of flaky aircraft models.  The SenecaII seems like a good one09:33
popeythat was an awesome game09:33
mungbeani just want a game like chocks away for archimedes09:33
popeywish someone would re-make it for modern platforms. I have to install it under WINE from 3 floppy disk images09:33
popeyhttp://popey.com/~alan/scrot/2004-02-01-201732_1280x960_scrot.png  <- tower!09:34
popeynearly 10 years ago09:34
jussipopey:  DEBIAN!!! TRAITOR!!! :P :P : P09:34
MooDoowassup with debian?09:35
popeyapparently you could connect Tower over serial cable to MS Flight Sim and be the control tower for your friend flying a plane09:35
MooDoo:p09:35
popeyMooDoo: humour09:35
MooDoopopey: i know obviously09:35
bashrcI think there is a control tower part of flightgear09:35
mungbeancan't tell if there's something wrong with my windows install or i just am not used to using it09:38
mungbeannasty fonts, too much glare09:38
popeyhttp://popey.com/~alan/scrot/2005-09-21-224627_1920x1200_scrot.png  hehehe09:39
popeythat was on my old dell xps09:40
popeyloved that laptop09:40
jussipopey: I assume you have come across http://sourceforge.net/projects/towerx/ (yes, you got me googling)09:40
bashrcI preserved Windows 8 on my new laptop, but have barely used it.09:41
popeyi had not09:41
czajkowskidavmor2: peeka boo10:00
bigcalmWhat are the chances that Royal Mail will make a surprise delivery with my Galaxy Nexus?10:06
mungbeanits a formula, relating to , are you in the house, in the shower, cooking/onthe phone.10:08
mungbeanWhile most children wait until they are 12 for a phone - soon after starting secondary school - nine per cent of those surveyed had already been bought one by their parents at five:-|10:12
bigcalmAmazon say that it was dispatched yesterday and should be delivered from Tuesday next week10:14
mungbeanprobability dropping....10:14
bigcalmAnd I'm away from home tonight until Sunday night10:15
popeySophie wants an iPod Touch for her birthday10:15
bigcalmpopey: at least it's not an iPhone10:15
popeybigcalm: you dont have a tracking ID?10:15
popeyindeed10:15
bigcalmpopey: no10:15
popeybummer10:15
bigcalmYeah10:15
popeyshe's saved up quite a bit towards it10:15
bigcalmGood girl :)10:15
mungbean£20M ?10:16
mungbeantoo soon10:16
popey10:16
bigcalmShe sounds as though she's got a sensible head on her shoulders and has been brought up well10:16
bigcalmmungbean: too late10:16
mungbeanexcept for the apple part10:16
bigcalmIs there an android equivalent of an iPod Touch?10:17
bigcalmMy Galaxy Nexus will be due to lack of sim card :D10:17
mungbeani'm sure archos , sony et al do them10:17
popeyhttp://www.giuseppecolarusso.it/improbabilita_.html is delightful10:17
popeyshe already has access to an android device10:17
popeyand would rather have an ipod touch10:18
bigcalmI like the tape measure belt10:18
mungbeani like the spray can10:19
mungbeanvery nice set of pics10:20
popeyi like the rope cutlery10:20
popeyyeah10:20
bigcalm2 pint mug is for Zaphod Beeblebrox10:20
mungbeanhave you seen those glasses of wine they sell in the offie?10:21
mungbeanits a plastic goblet of wine with a foil lid10:21
mungbeanhttp://thischarmingcharlie.tumblr.com/10:23
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bigcalmmungbean: damn you, I was trying to get work done10:29
mungbeanbwahahah10:32
mungbeanits only 10 mins10:32
mungbeanof pleasure10:32
davmor2Morning all10:33
* popey pokes davmor2 with pm10:34
davmor2I just had to wait 40 minutes to get a prescription for the mother in law from her doctors, I was ready to suggest they pay me to get the queue down while I stood there doing nothing grrrrrrrrrrrr </rant>10:35
davmor2popey: you might think you have10:35
popeyi did10:36
popey40 mins ago10:36
mungbeanewww conversation with nurse at doctors "we're just waitig for them to grow the cultures"10:38
mungbeansent them a toenail clipping ;)10:38
mungbeani just thought they would put it in a machine10:39
mungbeanand get a result10:39
daftykinsD:10:40
daftykinsperhaps you've provided a new form of biological warfare, mungbean10:40
mungbeanjust doing my bit10:40
mungbeanqueen and country10:40
daftykins:>10:40
popeyebay still broken, 3 hours later10:41
mungbeanproper broke?10:41
daftykinscor, so it is10:41
mungbeanWFM10:41
popeylogin and pages dont appear properly10:41
popeysee @ebay_uk for lies about maintenance ☻10:41
daftykinsXD10:41
mungbeanremember when ebay used to be down for maintaneance every friday morning 7-11?10:42
daftykinsah there we go, swooshing for a good 20 seconds then it came up10:42
daftykinsit did!?10:42
mungbeanin the 90s and early 2000s10:42
mungbeanproperly offline10:42
popeyyeah10:42
popeyi remember that10:43
popeyi also remember icq ☻10:43
popey1131762210:43
mungbeansad10:43
daftykins:)10:43
mungbeani don't remember my uni library card number10:43
mungbeannot at all10:43
popeyi remember my dads number plate from ~197910:44
mungbeannor the registrations of my friends dads cars either10:44
popeyPLM573W10:44
popeyELY760T10:44
mungbeanruv275Y10:44
popey10:44
mungbeantmj118w10:44
mungbeansame era10:44
popeyTalbot Solara and Talbot Horizon10:44
popeyhideous cars10:44
mungbeancars were moer simple then10:45
mungbeanwere they brown?10:45
popeywhite and blue10:45
daftykinssuch misspent youths!10:45
daftykinsi totally don't remember several game CD keys *whistle*10:45
popeyfriend had a brown allegro10:45
popeyused to go on holiday in it, horrid journeys10:45
popeybut memorable ☻10:45
mungbeani'm reading richard hammond book atm to please my wife10:45
mungbeanmany references to chopper bikes and mashing your goolies on the gear change10:46
daftykinsD:10:46
popeyi didnt have a chopper10:46
popeyi had the smaller one, grifter?10:46
popeyimitation, but same layout10:46
mungbeantomahawk10:46
mungbeani had pavemaster, tomahawk, grifter, chopper10:46
mungbeangrifter was bmx with ghears10:47
mungbeanthey did a girls chopper called a budgie too i think10:47
daftykinsXD10:47
mungbeanone day all the other boys who lived in teh alleyway crowded round to try my tomahhawk because you could do massive wheelies and it had an interesting brakes10:48
mungbeanbikes were my world as a boy10:48
daftykins:)10:49
daftykinsi still love 'em10:49
daftykinsmy main one is a carbon fibre framed full suspension competitive cross country specialized10:49
daftykinsalbeit with intelligent rear suspension that doesn't make you bounce up and down losing all your power when going uphill10:50
AlanBellmungbean: grifter was BMX with gears and a frame made from reinforced concrete10:51
AlanBellI had a chopper10:52
mungbeanslip gear lol10:52
popeyintelligent rear suspension lol10:53
popey10:53
davmor2I still remember my first bike and then stripping it down to see how it ticked then putting it back together again and everyone being amazed at the fact I'd done it.  Apparently most 8-10 year olds ride bikes not repair them.  I pointed out though that my mom couldn't so I needed too :)11:03
TheOpenSourcererMy first "proper car" was a Talbot Solara11:05
TheOpenSourcererAnd talking of Chopppers... Seen what we did to my kid's bike this summer? https://plus.google.com/u/0/104060033182234025482/posts/FAhn1YNnkjv11:06
TheOpenSourcererRight am going out for a while. Drop off a ticket, do some shopping and collect a laptop.11:06
bigcalmGoodness11:07
bigcalmChoochoo ticket?11:07
TheOpenSourcerermight be MooDoo11:08
TheOpenSourcereropps bigcalm11:08
bigcalmo.O11:08
bigcalmOh, goodo :)11:08
TheOpenSourcererFor davey11:08
bigcalmDemand that penny11:08
bigcalmYou will be missed, but I'm glad that the ticket won't be going to waste11:08
bigcalmThat said, how wasted is Davey likely to get?11:08
TheOpenSourcererHah - I got - 1p but + 1 pint so I reckon am quid's in.11:09
bigcalm:D11:09
daftykinsanyone else been getting these google calendar spam events lately?11:11
daftykinsjust started yesterday for me - i've already changed the setting so it's no bother, just hadn't seen it before11:11
bigcalm?11:11
davmor2TheOpenSourcerer: you stole AlanBell 's saddle11:11
daftykinsanyone that knows a gmail address can invite that gmail to a calendar event that'll automatically appear on their calendar11:11
bigcalmdaftykins: I only use the calendar via Thunderbird11:12
bigcalmOuch11:12
daftykinsyou have to go into the settings and disable automatic acceptance11:12
bigcalmIt's on by default?11:12
daftykinswhich is a bit of an insane default11:12
daftykinsyeah X|11:12
davmor2AlanBell: https://plus.google.com/u/0/104060033182234025482/posts/FAhn1YNnkjv  steal it back11:13
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AlanBellthe chopper saddle was a heap bigger than that one11:34
AlanBellhttp://www.virtualgaz.com/chopperpage.htm one of the only bikes where someone could ride pillion11:35
davmor2AlanBell: indeed but that saddle has your name on it :)11:36
AlanBellso it does11:38
AlanBellTheOpenSourcerer: I might have a very small front wheel11:38
daftykinswow that page is so close to being geocities11:42
jussibah, anyone know where to get a windows 7 pro 64bit cd image?11:52
jussi(minus viruses etc, ie. not a nasty torrent)11:53
jussiI have a licence, just not media11:53
davmor2jussi: microsoft? :D11:53
daftykinsjussi: got a laptop that's got a creamed install and no media huh?11:54
mleoHi11:55
bashrcCould Wine be a solution?11:55
daftykinsto...?11:55
bashrcHaving to reinstall Windows11:55
daftykinsof course not11:56
bashrcDepends what Windows apps you want to run11:56
mleoI'm linux newbie, trying to setup a linux ubuntu with JEOS 12.04 on my VMware Fusion, but encounter following error W: Not using locking for read only lock file /var/lib/dpkg/lock E: Unable to write to /var/cache/apt/ E: The package lists or status file could not be parsed or opened11:56
mleoHope someone can guide to fix11:56
daftykinssounds like you're trying to run two package managers at once11:56
jussidaftykins: that one...11:57
daftykins?11:57
mleo?11:57
mleodaftykins11:58
daftykinsmleo: is this when trying to update via command line?11:58
mleoyes11:58
mleoyes, if update via command line11:58
daftykinsis a graphical software updater already open?11:58
mleonope11:58
jussidaftykins: [14:54:26] <daftykins> jussi: got a laptop that's got a creamed install and no media huh? exactly right...11:58
mleothis is a JEOS11:58
mleogive me 10mins be right back11:59
jussianyway, there is some driver issue that can only be reset through windows...11:59
jussisadly11:59
daftykinsjussi: see my PM11:59
daftykinsmleo: /win 1112:00
daftykinsoops12:00
daftykinsfailtastic12:00
davmor2jussi: let me guess bluetooth :D12:00
jussidavmor2: actually, no12:01
davmor2jussi: that's the normal one apparently :)12:01
jussidavmor2: power/battery. Ubuntu thinks the battery is dead, and not connected12:01
davmor2jussi: oh nice12:01
jussihowever, said batter works fine on the other laptop...12:02
jussiinternet says reinstall windows driver, problem solved12:02
davmor2jussi: see pm12:06
popeytsk tsk12:06
daftykinsmleo: ok so it's a pure CLI system12:09
mleoyes pure CLI12:09
mleoat the moment i need to fix the erro mention first12:09
daftykinsand "sudo apt-get update" is giving the above?12:09
mleoyes the apt-get update will get above error12:10
daftykinsi wonder if something else is running that's locking said files - i take it you've restarted this VM to be sure?12:11
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mleorestarted many times, every time boot up it show boot hdd0 error read-only12:12
mleoonce enter will allow to login12:12
daftykinsah that'll be why then :)12:12
daftykinscan you pastebin the output of "cat /etc/fstab" ?12:12
mungbeanguide for helping your kids learn to drive12:13
mungbeanhttp://i.imgur.com/CnawiLt.jpg12:13
popeyhaha12:13
daftykins:D12:13
daftykinshave to adjust that down to 35mph for Guernsey \o/12:13
popeysounds like the filesystem is read-only mleo12:13
mleoIt show "UNCONFIGURED FSTAB FOR BASE SYSTEM12:13
daftykinsheh12:14
daftykinswell, that's interesting12:14
mleoDownload from here12:14
mleohttp://virtualappliances.eu/?download12:14
popeywhats the goal of using jeos here mleo ?12:14
davmor2daftykins: that's the word yes interesting :D12:14
daftykins^_^12:14
popeythat car has done 158K miles12:15
mleoI'm running SLB demo where i need a bare minimum Webserver / DNS / on my limited Macbook Air12:15
popeyideal for child-units then12:15
popeySLB?12:15
mleoServer Load Balancer12:17
mleo:)12:17
daftykinscan't really trust the source of that JeOS VM, i'd try and find another source or just go with 'server'12:17
mleook let me find another source12:17
popeyJEOS isn't really designed for that12:18
popeyhttps://help.ubuntu.com/community/JeOS12:18
popey12:18
mleowill be back here in short12:18
popeyhttp://cdimage.ubuntu.com/jeos/releases/ ☹  40412:18
popeyno longer supported I suspect12:18
* popey pokes Daviey 12:18
davmor2popey: I thought they'd made the base install of ubuntu server effectively jeos could be wrong it's been a while :)12:19
popeyyeah12:19
diddledan_jeos was seriously neglected last I looked 10.04 I believe was the latest release12:25
popeyi thought only 8.04 was released12:28
popeyahh "Its first release was Ubuntu JeOS 7.10, and since the release of Ubuntu 8.10 it has been included as an option as part of the standard Ubuntu Server Edition"12:29
popeythanks wikipedia12:29
popeyThepedia12:29
diddledan_oh maybe I'm two years out of time :-p12:30
diddledan_I thought it was 10.04 but it might have been 8.0412:30
diddledan_8.04 is worse than neglected then :-p12:30
popeywell, as it says, merged into server as davmor2 said, so as daftykins says, worth just installing server12:32
davmor2popey: Yay I remembered something woohoo12:32
daftykinscookie for you \o/12:33
mleoSo after installing the normal server, how can i slim it down12:34
mleocoz my macbook air limited disk space12:34
daftykinswell it's really not going to be that big to start with12:34
daftykinswhy don't you buy an external hard disk and store VMs on that?12:34
davmor2mleo: there is a jeos option on the install12:37
popeymleo: i think there's a "command line only" install option12:52
popeymleo: when you boot the installer, press space before you get the menu, and there's some extra options function keys at the bottom12:52
popeyone has a minimal install option in it12:52
mleopopey let me try12:53
mleodownloading the ISO now12:53
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ali1234you can't really slim down server, but you don't need to - it's already tiny compared to ubuntu-desktop13:19
jussican someone explain to me what the GNU AFFERO GENERAL PUBLIC LICENSE V3 is about, in very wide terms ?13:29
MonotokoI've bloody had it with this insruance company13:31
MonotokoThey now refuse because it has been replaced by Apple in the past and may use refurbished stock13:33
TheOpenSourcererWow - just had a call from Nigel Jones (nee patel) at the "World Wide Web Server". That said I hadn't shutdown my computer properly and lots of programs were in error!13:37
ali1234jussi: if you run a web service based on code under that license, you have to make the code available, even though you're not distributing any binaries13:37
ali1234also applies to other types of services13:37
nigelbTheOpenSourcerer: Oh those have come to UK too?13:37
TheOpenSourcererManaged to keep him talking for a while until I got bored.13:38
nigelbMy Australian friend gets them all the time.13:38
jussiali1234: yeah, ok. but fif you are the user of said service, and you download the code and modify it, what then?13:38
nigelbBut from "Microsoft"13:38
TheOpenSourcererlol13:38
TheOpenSourcererHey nigelb13:38
TheOpenSourcererhow R U?13:38
* jussi shoots TheOpenSourcerer's pm window... again13:38
nigelbI'm good! Happy to be alive! :)13:38
ali1234jussi: if you modify the code and then make your own web service based on it, you have to make the source available to users of your service13:38
jussiali1234: ok, thats the info I hoped for, thank you.13:39
nigelbOoh, AGPL.13:39
nigelbThe "FUN" license.13:39
ali1234in other words it is exactly like the GPL except "conveying" is extended to cover making a service available to users over a network13:39
mungbeanmethinks nigelb has nigel on highlight13:41
nigelbYup!13:41
mungbeani forget how many (i.e. 80%) idle on this channel13:41
nigelbI do talk in here when I am in UK and plotting to meet the various Alans13:41
popey\o/ Alans13:42
SuperMattBullmer is retiring \o/13:42
mungbeanlink?13:42
popeysee all news13:42
mungbean"retiring"13:42
nigelbhttp://www.forbes.com/sites/steveschaefer/2013/08/23/microsoft-ceo-steve-ballmer-to-retire-in-next-12-months/13:42
nigelbYup, retiring.13:43
SuperMatthttp://www.microsoft.com/en-us/news/press/2013/aug13/08-23AnnouncementPR.aspx13:43
nigelbBut, funny that MSFT shares shot up after the annnouncement :P13:43
SuperMattyup!13:43
SuperMattI'm certainly interested in what their new direction will be13:44
SuperMattit can't be much worse than the direction they took with windows 813:45
TheOpenSourcererQuelle surprise. The big investors have been after his blood for ages.13:46
TheOpenSourcererThe bloke was a total idiot. I toned that down for the CoC13:46
SuperMatthahah13:47
mungbeanepic numpty13:48
mungbeani love his portrayal in pirates of silicon valley13:48
SuperMattwhat was that?13:52
SuperMattor is that something you've just made up?13:52
mungbeanits an epic film13:53
* TheOpenSourcerer is finding it hard to focus as it's Friday afternoon and been a totally manic week!13:53
* TheOpenSourcerer will likely be heading to the pub early today.13:54
* davmor2 can hear TheOpenSourcerer 's head click as the measures the second till beer O'Clock13:54
TheOpenSourcerer"Are we there yet?"13:55
mungbeanSuperMatt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrPU5_lBWX413:56
mungbeanfull movie is on youtube, see you in 2hrs13:56
mungbeanthis makes me feel physiscally sick http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8To-6VIJZRE13:56
mungbeanstoopid ballmer13:57
SuperMattoh god13:59
SuperMattthat's the least attractive thing I have ever seen13:59
mungbeanand somewhat compelling14:00
SuperMattdevelopers!14:00
mungbeanhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvsboPUjrGc14:00
mungbeanthis is the CEO of MS14:01
SuperMatthow did anyone take him seriously?14:01
TheOpenSourcererThey did?14:01
SuperMatt"GIVE IT UP FOR ME" he just screamed14:01
SuperMattI've never seen anyone with such an over inflated sense of self worth14:02
* mungbean ponders that14:02
mungbeanmaybe some rappers.14:03
mungbeanbut there's not much in it14:03
mungbeanfeeling ill after that sandwich :(14:04
mungbean2hrs of feeling crap until i go home14:04
SuperMattI've got two an a half hours before home time, but some of that will be used up in our weekly cake sessions14:05
TheOpenSourcerercd ..14:06
TheOpenSourcererooops14:06
SuperMattpwd14:11
SuperMattsudo rm -rf /14:11
bigcalmsudo make me a sandwich14:11
* TheOpenSourcerer slaps SuperMatt14:11
SuperMattI know I was typing that in to irc, but it still gave me the willies14:11
TheOpenSourcererThe chap from the "World Wide Web Server" who rang me might see that and type it in!14:12
davmor2SuperMatt: that is a bad command to teach novices14:12
SuperMattI know :) I would never teach novices that14:13
SuperMattTheOpenSourcerer: you mean the NSA guys?14:13
TheOpenSourcererOMG! is that who called me?14:13
SuperMattI wonder if there's anything that can be done to inject code in to their servers14:13
TheOpenSourcererAlmost certainly if you know you the right people.14:13
davmor2SuperMatt: But why would you inject code into the "World Wide Web Server" you would bring down the net ;)14:15
TheOpenSourcererMaybe that is his secret plan...14:16
SuperMattyou're on to me!14:17
* SuperMatt flees14:17
=== SuperMatt is now known as SuperMatt^Totall
SuperMatt^Totalldang14:17
mungbeanding14:17
SuperMatt^Totallthat was supposed to say TotallyNotHere14:17
=== SuperMatt^Totall is now known as SuperMatt
=== Pendulum_ is now known as Pendulum
popeyhttp://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1kvhmz/whats_the_best_programming_joke_that_you_know/ is fun15:11
bigcalmpopey: I want my afternoon back!15:26
popeyhah15:27
bigcalm"That's not theft, that's creative re-appropriation without proper citation. All programmers do it."15:27
bigcalmVery true, though I do try to cite the source when using a verbatim fix15:28
ali1234"Let's push it back up the hill and see if it does it again." - truth15:30
bigcalmOne for davmor2 "A testing engineer walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Tiptoes into a bar. Rams into a bar. Jumps into a bar. Slides into a bar. Stumbles into a bar. Looks at a bar"15:30
bigcalm"A project manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month" - this makes me sad because it is true :(15:32
davmor2bigcalm: That's just not funny, There's no description of the bar, the climate, what's on the bar, and you forgot reverses, skips and hops ;)15:32
* bigcalm claws his way back to work15:35
mungbeanbrilliant15:35
mungbeanWhat's the best thing thing about UDP jokes?15:35
mungbeanI don't care if you get them15:35
mungbeanupvotes all round15:36
davmor2bigcalm: I don't believe you :P15:37
ali1234elementary is pretty good...15:50
bigcalmThe Sherlock rip-off?15:50
davmor2ali1234: get you coat, get it now, never come back :D15:50
ali1234no the OS15:50
davmor2ali1234: okay your forgiven my head was working like bigcalm 's15:51
* bigcalm shudders at the very idea15:51
bigcalmThey have a nice looking website15:52
bigcalmI like how the footer is hiding15:52
popeyhm. i have this manky chinese tablet, SmartQ T2015:52
popeylooks like it will never get any software updates15:52
popeyhttp://en.smartdevices.com.cn/Support/Downloads/T20/15:52
popeylast one at the beginning of the year15:52
popeythey haven't released kernel sources for anything, proprietary blob for gpu...15:53
bigcalmpopey: the Kogan POS was throw away as soon as I got it15:53
popeynot much i can do with it really, other than use what's on it, i mean, can't put vm on it15:53
popeys/vm/cm/15:53
popeyperformance is okay15:54
Nafallopopey: that phone you linked at will be android :-(15:54
popeywhat phone?15:54
ali1234the new indiegogo thing15:54
Nafallo^--15:55
ali1234that one that's got like $7 so far15:55
Nafallothe linca :-)15:55
popeyforgot it already ☻15:56
popeywell yeah, of course it will15:56
Nafallounlocked bootloader though :-)15:56
ali1234so it's a nexus 4?15:57
Nafalloali1234: the nexus isn't quadcore with 4GB ram and 128GB storage though? ;-)15:57
ali1234so what?15:57
ali1234it also exists15:58
Nafalloheh15:58
ali1234quad core ARM and 4GB is completely pointless for a phone15:58
ali1234and nowhere near enough for a desktop15:58
NafalloI haven't tried ARM on the desktop, so no comment :-)15:59
ali1234i haven't tried ARM on desktop but i've tried desktop on ARM: it sucks15:59
Nafallofair enough15:59
ali1234this is how slow ARM chips are: the standard way to compile software for ARM is inside an ARM emulator on x86... and it's still faster16:00
Nafallox86_64 :-)16:00
ali1234you can't even look at the maximum performance of the chips, because they can't run flat out constantly without melting16:01
ali1234not inside a mobile phone that is16:01
Nafalloalso, I thought the main driver for compiling under qemu was /unstable hardware/ :-)16:01
ali1234not really16:01
ali1234it's the same compiler, what difference would it make?16:02
ali1234ideally we could use cross compilers, but too many pieces of software are not packaged properly, and fail to cross compile16:02
Nafalloehrm... development board vs. released HP server...16:02
ali1234in that situation the alternatives are qemu, or real hardware16:02
Nafallobig difference in hardware stability :-)16:02
ali1234and it turns out qemu is faster16:03
Nafallobecause the compile doesn't gets reset mid-through five times? ;-)16:03
ali1234why would it though?16:03
ali1234development boards don't just randomly crash16:04
NafalloUNSTABLE HARDWARE16:04
Nafallo;-)16:04
ali1234well, unless you overheat them16:04
Nafalloheating wasn't the problem we had.16:04
Nafalloimmature hardware.16:04
ali1234yeah, that's not a problem at all when you're developing for released consumer hardware16:05
Nafallothey just wasn't up for being build machines :-P16:05
ali1234well, quite16:05
Nafallosure, I believe that.16:05
Nafallobut we didn't have that :-D16:05
popeyMoonshot!16:05
Nafallonot sure there even was released  hardware, other than smartbooks :-)16:06
popeyAC100's ☻16:06
ali1234yeah, they were supposed to be the next big thing weren't they?16:06
Nafalloheh, instead we got ultrabooks :-D16:06
ali1234yeah... ultrabooks are actually good16:06
ali1234the AC100 was a mostly empty laptop case with a mobile phone circuit board inside it16:07
popeythe x1 carbon is a very nice machine16:07
Nafallostill. I really like the idea of running a phone as desktop.16:07
Nafalloit's something I'd like to take with me :-)16:08
Nafallobut then, firefox/chrome sync etc...16:08
ali1234it's a good idea which is impossible with current technology and probably always will be due to the way desktop software constantly expands to consume whatever resources are available to it inside a 80cm x 80cm x 20cm box16:08
daftykinsin what situations do you travel to places where someone has a screen + kb/mouse spare that'd be easier than taking a small netbook/tablet?16:08
Nafallomitigates the problem a bit :-)16:09
Nafallodaftykins: home → work → home16:09
ali1234yeah that will be fun16:10
daftykinshrmm16:10
ali1234you know when you have to struggle to get your laptop to work on a projector?16:10
ali1234it will be like that every day when you go to work16:10
daftykinsXD16:10
Nafalloheh16:10
daftykinsplus there's the power issue16:10
Nafallounless they nail it ;-)16:10
ali1234instead of making a cup of tea while you wait for the machine to boot, you'll spend 10 inutes crawling behind the desk looking for the hdmi cable16:10
Nafallodaftykins: the dock would have power surely?16:10
daftykinsthere was a dock? fair enough16:11
Nafalloali1234: dock...16:11
daftykinsi did not know that part16:11
ali1234no, there wasn't a dock with ubuntu edge16:11
daftykinsin fairness you'd leave an HDMI hanging after the first time :D16:11
Nafalloehrm. I'm sure I read dock, but maybe I didn't.16:11
ali1234just a hdmi connector and a mini usb that needs an adapter cable and a hub16:11
Nafallowell, I would want a dock for it to be useful! :-)16:11
bashrcIs the edge crowdsouring thing over now?16:11
ali1234so you pretty much need to carry around a hdmi cable, usb hub, otg cable, power adapter, mouse, keyboard16:11
ali1234if you're lucky you might find a hdmi TV wherever you are going16:12
ali1234bashrc: yes, it's over16:12
Nafallobashrc: at least the first iteration is. with ~$20m to go.16:12
bashrcso does that means the edge is go or nogo?16:12
ali1234it failed16:12
bashrcah16:13
Nafallobashrc: it has no moneyz ;-)16:13
daftykinsnot even half16:13
bashrcit was a ridiculously ambitious fundraising goal16:13
bashrcBut it still seems likely that there will be UbuntuPhones before long16:15
Nafalloit is?16:15
daftykinsShuttleworth's response on the indiegogo site seemed to refer to them going ahead in 2014 anyway16:16
daftykinswhatever form that may be in16:16
Nafallohaven't seen that16:17
bashrcIt's a no-brainer.  The full GNU/Linux is undoubtedly better than a kernel and a java stack16:17
daftykinsNafallo: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ubuntu-edge?c=activity16:17
ali1234why?16:17
Nafalloehrm. didn't nokia try full linux already? :-)16:17
daftykinsbashrc: that's a rather bold statement16:17
Nafallodaftykins: cheers16:17
ali1234android is miles better than maemo ever was16:17
bashrcWell, for instance you can't easily do development directly on Android16:18
ali1234why would you even want to?16:18
bashrcI would want to16:18
bashrcbecause I do development16:18
bashrcand it's kind of cumbersome having to use VMs or emulators16:18
ali1234you don't need to do that though16:19
ali1234the reason dev on a phone sucks is because a phone doesn't have a keyboard or a mouse or a big monitor16:19
bashrcPresumably you would just plug a keyboard in, or use bluetooth or whatever16:20
ali1234presumably? android already does this16:20
bashrcyes, you can use keyboards with Android16:20
Nafallodaftykins: interesting16:21
ali1234the other reason deving on a phone sucks is because it takes forever to compile anything16:21
ali1234see above ^16:21
popeydaftykins: we always said we were still making a phone whether the edge panned out or not16:21
bashrcProbably true, but bound to be less of an issue over time16:21
Nafalloali1234: saying there is a reason you run android instead of say... gentoo? ;-)16:21
daftykinspopey: yeah i wasn't really getting at that, just confirming someone elses statement of the same16:23
bigcalmAnybody here have experience of redis and/or resque? I'm getting an Errno::ENOMEM exception on a job but I have no idea what I can do about it16:23
ali1234i used to use gentoo actually16:23
ali1234it was too much work fixing it after every upgrade... so i switched to ubuntu16:23
daftykinsgentoo's a bit masochistic no?16:23
bashrcSomewhere there is always a Gentoo box compiling16:23
ali1234yeah, but it's handy for throwing up scratch testing environments16:24
ali1234as long as you dn't want to use it long term16:24
NafalloI had someone advocating using gentoo on servers at a previous job.16:24
Nafallothat was... *speechless*16:24
ali1234well, there are worse choices16:24
diddledan_I'm trying to get our gentoo servers migrated to something sane16:25
bashrcWhy not just use Arch? :-)16:25
Nafallo- sorry, apache is too busy to serve your request because it's recompiling again!16:25
ali1234recompiling constantly is pretty much unavoidable if you need to work on the latest code16:26
ali1234if you wait for it to be packaged, nobody will accept your patches on a version that is 6 months out of date16:26
NafalloI prefer to let Canonical recompile constantly ;-)16:26
ali1234not much good for production though16:26
Nafalloppa receipes :-)16:26
Nafallonot that I use that mysef...16:27
ali1234yeah, if you have multiple servers you will want some kind of custom repository16:27
ali1234gentoo isn't great for that... it can be done but it's nowhere near as advanced as dpkg16:28
SuperEngineerboo!17:25
diddledaneek17:25
SuperEngineer;)17:25
daftykinsphew, diddledan took the brunt of that surprise17:25
diddledanit's because I'm so well padded17:26
diddledani.e. fat17:26
SuperEngineer[somebody's gotta be the fall guy! -or the padded guy?]17:26
diddledan:-)17:26
daftykinsi'm loving the irony, there's a user in #ubuntu trying to install a newer version to some computers in a library, yet refuses to read links or research issues.17:27
SuperEngineerdaftykins: thought of putting that on #ubuntu [lol]17:28
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daftykinsSuperEngineer: i told the person yeah :)17:31
DJonesI wonder if Steve Ballmer will be investigated for insider trading, he announces he's leaving MS and then sees his investment in MS shares increase in value by $750M18:11
daftykinsDJones: ;)18:18
daftykinsthat'll make both Apple and MS run by people i don't sort of recognise as behind the brand18:18
daftykinsthe times they are a-chaingin'18:19
daftykins*changin' too18:19
diddledanwait, baldhead is leaving microsoft?18:19
daftykinsyip18:20
daftykinsin 12 months18:20
diddledanwow18:20
diddledanis he resigning / retiring or is he being pushed?18:20
Nafallodid he sign on to work for apple or something? ;-)18:21
diddledanI would expect him to be under a long gardening leave if he wants to go anywhere else18:23
DJonesWould you want somebody who oversaw Windows 8, Windows Phone, Surface tablets etc? I don't think any of those could be called a success story.18:25
DJonesMaybe he's going to work for RIM & head up the Blackberry division18:25
daftykinsXD18:26
Nafallomaybe nokia to sell windows phones :-P18:26
daftykinsnobody can save that trainwreck18:26
popeyoh I don't know ☻19:01
popeyThere's still a lot of good people at Nokia19:01
daftykinsi meant Blackberry19:03
daftykinsas the trainwreck, in case you meant mine19:03
popeyoh, thought you meant Nokia, yeah blackberry is a bit of a lost cause19:07
popeyit's funny how people say there's no room in the market for new mobile phone platforms19:08
popeyyet you look at the current lot utterly screwing things up19:08
daftykinsi don't really feel that they are?19:08
daftykinshow do you mean?19:08
popeybb and nokia?19:08
daftykinsoh hardware companies19:08
popeythey were/are both software companies too19:08
popeynokia has more than just windows phones19:09
DJonesMy wife has just abandoned her Blackberry and gone back to a 3 year old HTC Desire, she eventually got fed up with it constantly crashing, apps not working & having a pathetic battery life19:09
SirCrispinTheJew47,000 of the 120,000 apps for BB are from one developer, apparently.19:10
popeyi met a guy at the pub who is holding out with his HTC Hero19:10
SirCrispinTheJew47,000 fart apps, sound boards and website wrappers.19:10
popeyrocking android 2.2 or something19:10
SirCrispinTheJewThe Hero is about 6 months newer than the HTC Desire.19:10
SirCrispinTheJewI got a Desire in March 2010 - it's still useful as a secondary PAYG phone.19:10
popeyi found the hero very frustrating19:11
popeymusic would stutter when a notification comes in19:11
popeyit was a really gutless phone19:11
popeywould probably run firefox os okay tho ㋛19:11
DJonesI've said I'll swap my S3 for the Desire next week once I pick up an N7, 99% of what I use the S3 for will be taken over by the tablet, so all I'll need is something for the occasional phone call19:12
daftykins:) original vanilla HTC Desire?19:13
DJonesSorry, Desire HD19:14
daftykinsah mines the ancient original :D it solely serves alarm clock duty now19:14
DJonesMay looks at rooting it though & putting something else on19:14
daftykinsand due to that does over 16 days battery :O19:14
mungbeani use my htc desire fulltime19:26
mungbeansolid workhorse19:26
mungbeanzinio sent me a $10 voucher to spend on magazine(s) \o/19:28
daftykinsit's stuck on such an outdated android version though19:29
daftykinsand has the major design flaw of only a 150MB /data partition19:29
daftykinsso you can't have more than a handfull of apps19:29
daftykinsmodifications can let you get around that and install to the SD card, yes, but my word does it run slowly then19:29
daftykinsso you can either have a phone that delays to the point of tearing your hair out - or no apps and fastish19:30
mungbeanyes, very slow19:33
mungbeani have that, and the wife is still on regular CM19:33
mungbeanhers flies19:33
SuperEngineerbfn19:42
DJonesI think I need to do some research to see what I can put on a desire hd and it still be functional19:42
mungbeandesire hd prob has more internal storage19:44
DJonesI did read something that HTC refused to upgrade the HD to jelly bean saying it didn't have enough space, then somebody else released an unofficial port that had about 70Mb free after install19:50
mungbeanwhats this about sourceforge and malware?20:03
mungbeanhttp://www.gluster.org/2013/08/how-far-the-once-mighty-sourceforge-has-fallen/20:05
mungbeanah, emotive language. its not malware per se but crapware laden installers20:07
daftykinsDJones: if it has less than 1GB RAM, don't try and run 4.0+20:28
daftykinsthat's the main rule i live by20:28
popey\o/ more ebay auctions finishing20:56
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popeyhmm, macbook pro seems unwell21:29
popeyhttp://paste.ubuntu.com/6019337/21:29
popeygraphical corruption21:29
popeysuspect overheating21:34
daftykinspopey: have you got one of the AMD graphics based ones that the recall just started on? 2011 model i think21:43
daftykinsi'm guessing 'NVDA' == no :D21:43
hamitrongrrrr22:10
hamitronis there a trick to open "Update Manager"?22:10
diddledanhamitron, close it first22:10
diddledanthen open it manually22:10
hamitronnice one, ty22:10
hamitronthat has been annoying me for months22:11
hamitronhaha22:11
hamitronbut didn't wanna ask such a simple question22:11
hamitron;)22:11
daftykinsis that when it opens on the dock/bar/something ?22:11
diddledanyeah, I've seen bug reports of similar issues but none actually on this issue - we were talking about it in here the other day22:11
daftykinssorta minimised?22:11
hamitrondaftykins, yeh22:12
hamitronauto starts like that22:12
daftykinshow quirky22:12
daftykinswell, to be stuck, i mean22:12
hamitronI've been meaning to slim down my install and remove it22:13
diddledan<OT> erm. itunes is being funky: "your itunes library is now available in icloud. no songs are available in icloud."22:14
hamitronbut it is just too easy to never bother and struggle on22:14
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* popey blames chrome22:46
popeyreinstalled chrome, wiped chrome profile, not crashed since22:46
=== PowerSchnell is now known as GentileBen

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