[01:04] <diddledan> google plus' auto enhance feature is pretty awesome considering it does it without any input
[01:04] <diddledan> photo*
[08:42] <brobostigon> good morning everyone,
[08:42] <Myrtti> morgon allihopa
[08:43] <brobostigon> guten morgen Myrtti
[08:47] <popey> moin
[08:48] <brobostigon> guten morgen popey
[09:11] <shauno> dobré ráno brobostigon
[09:11] <shauno> today is bios updates day.  be afraid :/
[09:11] <brobostigon> fingers crossed,
[09:38] <shauno> seems the gods aren't with me today
[09:41] <bigcalm> Good morning peeps :)
[09:53] <brobostigon> morning bigcalm
[09:53] <brobostigon> shauno: eeeek :(
[09:58] <brobostigon> anyone know anything about iphone, my gf asked me this morning, can you get a slide lock like you can on android on IOS ?
[09:58] <shauno> fun message.  "Cannot use a "Dell System Poweredge 2950" BIOS in a " - ".  Press any key to exit.
[09:59] <bigcalm> very informative
[09:59] <shauno> getSystemId in libsmbios sees it as a 2950 a-ok.  but dell's own update tool doesn't.  fun
[09:59] <bigcalm> brobostigon: as in slide to unlock?
[09:59] <brobostigon> i liked BeOS error messages, they were all haiku's. :)
[09:59] <brobostigon> bigcalm: yep
[09:59] <bigcalm> brobostigon: yes
[09:59] <bigcalm> brobostigon: that's about all I know about iOS
[10:00] <brobostigon> bigcalm: how, was my next question.
[10:00] <bigcalm> brobostigon: popey is an iOS fan :)
[10:00] <brobostigon> bigcalm: certainly,
[10:03] <MartijnVdS> bigcalm: except when he's working, then he's an Ubuntu phone fan
[10:06] <Myrtti> brobostigon: sure there's slide unlock, it just doesn't look exactly like it does in ios
[10:07] <Myrtti> why you'd want to use slide unlock is a different question, probably better left unanswered
[10:08] <brobostigon> Myrtti: i shall have to do some research, my gf saw my slide unlock on my android and liked it better than the passcode unlock on her iphone, so i was simply wondering as i didnt know.
[10:08] <Myrtti> well there's also pattern unlock
[10:08] <Myrtti> and pin unlock
[10:09] <Myrtti> (well passcode)
[10:09] <Myrtti> and depending on if you've got new enough phone and a front facing camera, face unlock
[10:09] <brobostigon> i have that on my android yes, but she didnt seem to find something like it, on her iphone.
[10:10] <Myrtti> then there's other lockscreens, I've seen Ubuntu one which I tried and didn't like because I couldn't intuitively figure out how I should actually unlock my phone with it
[10:10] <MartijnVdS> http://blog.ziggytek.com/2010/08/19/apple-granted-patent-on-ios-%E2%80%9Cslide-to-unlock%E2%80%9D/
[10:10] <MartijnVdS> they MUST have it as an option at least
[10:11] <brobostigon> MartijnVdS: i would have agreed, and my gf looked but couldnt find on her iphone, hence i am asking, as i have never used an iphone.
[10:12] <MartijnVdS> brobostigon: maybe you just have to turn off all other unlock modes instead of enabling slide-to-unlock (because it's a default/fallback)??
[10:12] <MartijnVdS> guessing here :)
[10:13] <brobostigon> good question, maybe, i will ask her, when i see her tmrw.
[10:14] <shauno> I'm confused .. slide to unlock is the only option on ios?
[10:16] <brobostigon> shauno: my gf wanted a lock on her iphone, so she found a code unlock, but not a pattern unlock like on my android, but would prefer a pattern unlock like i have, so was asking if there is a such a pattern unlock for IOS or not.
[10:16] <Myrtti> oh right, now I understand it
[10:17] <shauno> ah, gotcha.  I read it as you were trying to get 'slide to unlock' on the iphone lol.  there's no pattern one as standard, no idea if there's 3rd-party via jailbreak
[10:19] <brobostigon> my theory was, inside IOS so many of those things, are not user replacable.
[10:43] <popey> brobostigon: there is no pattern unlock on ios
[10:43] <brobostigon> popey: thank you for the answer. greatly appreciated.
[10:46] <shauno> well, I give up.  if I use libsmbios to run the update, it doesn't take.  if I use dell's updater, it doesn't try
[10:47] <bigcalm> There is a pattern unlock, as long as you are happy with the pattern being 1 horizontal line
[10:49] <brobostigon> bigcalm: haha, lol.
[10:49] <shauno> so I'm stuck with a bunch of machines that constantly scream of temperature alarms if I put more than one proc in them.  sweet
[10:52] <Monotoko> bah
[10:52] <Monotoko> work backups
[10:53] <Monotoko> on a saturday
[10:53] <Monotoko> :(
[11:06] <popey> brobostigon: it is possible to add pattern lock to an ios device if you jailbreak it though.
[11:06] <brobostigon> popey: she is on contract with it, so i think that would be breach of contract wouldnt it?
[11:08] <MartijnVdS> I don't think they tend to mind a lot, as long as you keep paying the bills?
[11:08] <MartijnVdS> but that might be different in the UK compared to NL
[11:08] <MartijnVdS> (where *everyone* seems to jailbreak their phones)
[11:09] <popey> brobostigon: don't see why it would be
[11:09] <popey> I have never jailbroken an ios device though
[11:09] <popey> might do when my ipad 1 gets long in the tooth, spruce it up with some new apps
[11:10] <brobostigon> i shall have to research that, it would certainly solve the issue.
[11:11] <ali1234> if you jailbreak your iPhone, apple employees come to your house and kick over your garden gnomes
[11:11] <popey> ☻
[11:11] <popey> http://boingboing.net/2013/09/27/gay-pasta-war-heats-up.html
[11:11] <popey> made me smile
[11:12] <brobostigon> ali1234: lol.
[11:18] <MartijnVdS> ali1234: Good thing he has androids to protect him
[11:19] <penguin42> popey: Lots of nice touches in that - the dog especially
[11:23] <Jaxks> hi
[11:24] <Jaxks> I have a problem, can you help me?
[11:29]  * Myrtti shakes the magic 8-ball
[11:30] <Myrtti> "no way"
[12:52] <Monotoko> Myrtti: I think you scared him off :P
[13:00] <Myrtti> Monotoko: magic 8-ball says no
[13:00] <Myrtti> (so do the timestamps)
[18:46] <ali1234> http://gamedev.stackexchange.com/q/62787/33319
[18:46] <ali1234> guy doesn't think vectors are hard, a bunch of people prove they are by giving incorrect confusing analogies
[18:46] <ali1234> ಠ_ಠ
[18:47] <MartijnVdS> ali1234: next up: people mess up matrices :)
[18:47] <ali1234> and then quaternions
[18:47] <MartijnVdS> beziers?
[18:48] <ali1234> splines would be next, yes
[18:48] <ali1234> perhaps splines would be before matrices actually
[18:48] <MartijnVdS> seems likely
[18:48] <MartijnVdS> graphics hurt my head
[18:49] <ali1234> matrices aren't used nearly as much as most people think
[18:49] <MartijnVdS> but then, netword code used to hurt my head and now it doesn't
[18:49] <MartijnVdS> network*
[18:49] <penguin42> the simpler 3d stuff isn't too bad
[18:49] <ali1234> at least not visible to the developer. they're used internally of course
[18:49] <ali1234> typically you just set the position, orientation, scale and the engine turns it into a matrix for you
[18:57] <bigcalm> Any of you peeps node.js users?
[18:57] <ali1234> http://apple.slashdot.org/story/13/09/28/1136248/why-ios-7-is-making-some-users-feel-sick
[18:57] <ali1234> parallax makes people sick now?
[19:01] <penguin42> ali1234: If you perceive that you are seeing parallax but you aren't I can imagine it could confuse the brain
[19:01] <ali1234> so how come i never got sick while playing side scrolling computer games?
[19:02] <penguin42> maybe it needs to be good enough for your brain to think parallax for it to happen
[19:13] <daftykins> in fairness, some people get sick from TV shows moving too fast
[19:13] <daftykins> so... yeah.
[19:14] <ali1234> i suppose
[19:14] <penguin42> ali1234: Note that nothing about the brain necessarily makes sense
[19:17] <daftykins> more so other peoples :D
[19:47] <bigcalm> Anybody fancy testing something with me quickly?
[19:47] <mgdm> depends what it is
[19:47] <bigcalm> http://cuth.eu:18080/
[19:48] <daftykins> ^_^
[19:49] <bigcalm> I need lots of people to try this at the same time
[19:59] <penguin42> I'm not sure you've got enough people here to do that
[20:01] <daftykins> spam it to channels with trouble makers!
[20:03] <penguin42> claim it's a link to free naughty stuff
[20:04] <popey> post it on twitter
[20:05] <bigcalm> It needs an auto scroll
[20:05] <daftykins> https://www.dropbox.com/s/ulh9gym6mw9vi5g/IMG_20130928_210319.jpg
[20:05] <daftykins> good ol' XBMC
[20:06] <daftykins> great album btw, Beach House - "Bloom"
[20:06] <popey> \o/ Br Ba
[20:06] <daftykins> yeah i've been watching s5, started last weekend-ish
[20:07] <daftykins> got a few eps done, maybe carry on shortly :)
[20:07] <daftykins> there we go, it's just pulled in new South Park + Big Bang Theory
[20:07] <bigcalm> Tweeted, lets see how it goes
[20:08] <daftykins> would you like it pasted into some larger channels too?
[20:09] <bigcalm> Um, I dunno yet
[20:09] <daftykins> ok :>
[20:09] <daftykins> for testing i mean
[20:09] <bigcalm> It's the basic demo from the socket.io site. Dunno if it can be exploited
[20:09] <bigcalm> Go on then :)
[20:12] <bigcalm> How does one find out how many connections have been made to a port?
[20:12] <penguin42> will ss tell you?
[20:13] <mgdm> bigcalm: netstat, probably
[20:13] <mgdm> bigcalm: I forget the exact incantation though, sorry
[20:13] <penguin42> bigcalm: Try ss -tue
[20:14] <bigcalm> iain@banana:~$ ss -tue | grep 18080 | wc
[20:14] <bigcalm>      21     189    2368
[20:14] <bigcalm> A good start
[20:18] <daftykins> apachetop too perhaps, depending on your server? *shrug*
[20:19] <bigcalm> It's node.js
[20:19] <bigcalm> It is its own server
[20:19] <daftykins> ah
[20:22] <arc__> #mac
[20:23] <arc__> sorry
[20:23] <ali1234> so can this be used to make multiplayer games and so on?
[20:24] <ali1234> how simple is this the code of this example?
[20:31] <arc__> hi
[20:31] <arc__> how do i bridge wired connections in ubuntu
[20:33] <bigcalm> ali1234: it's the 1st example on the socket.io site
[20:42] <ali1234> it's an impressive demo
[20:51] <arc__> hey guys is there any channels on freenode for macs
[20:52] <daftykins> yep i think there's ##osx
[20:52] <daftykins> ##mac perhaps
[20:52] <daftykins> not sure on where the 'good' ones are
[20:53] <arc__> ok
[20:53] <shauno> #macosx seems to be the main one.  there's also ##mac ##apple and #macdev
[21:16] <GentileBen> #osx
[21:16] <GentileBen> ##ios
[21:16] <GentileBen> Troll answer: #bsd
[21:17] <X98Hacker> lol