[01:04] google plus' auto enhance feature is pretty awesome considering it does it without any input [01:04] photo* [08:42] good morning everyone, [08:42] morgon allihopa [08:43] guten morgen Myrtti [08:47] moin [08:48] guten morgen popey [09:11] dobré ráno brobostigon [09:11] today is bios updates day. be afraid :/ [09:11] fingers crossed, [09:38] seems the gods aren't with me today [09:41] Good morning peeps :) [09:53] morning bigcalm [09:53] shauno: eeeek :( [09:58] anyone know anything about iphone, my gf asked me this morning, can you get a slide lock like you can on android on IOS ? [09:58] fun message. "Cannot use a "Dell System Poweredge 2950" BIOS in a " - ". Press any key to exit. [09:59] very informative [09:59] getSystemId in libsmbios sees it as a 2950 a-ok. but dell's own update tool doesn't. fun [09:59] brobostigon: as in slide to unlock? [09:59] i liked BeOS error messages, they were all haiku's. :) [09:59] bigcalm: yep [09:59] brobostigon: yes [09:59] brobostigon: that's about all I know about iOS [10:00] bigcalm: how, was my next question. [10:00] brobostigon: popey is an iOS fan :) [10:00] bigcalm: certainly, [10:03] bigcalm: except when he's working, then he's an Ubuntu phone fan [10:06] brobostigon: sure there's slide unlock, it just doesn't look exactly like it does in ios [10:07] why you'd want to use slide unlock is a different question, probably better left unanswered [10:08] Myrtti: i shall have to do some research, my gf saw my slide unlock on my android and liked it better than the passcode unlock on her iphone, so i was simply wondering as i didnt know. [10:08] well there's also pattern unlock [10:08] and pin unlock [10:09] (well passcode) [10:09] and depending on if you've got new enough phone and a front facing camera, face unlock [10:09] i have that on my android yes, but she didnt seem to find something like it, on her iphone. [10:10] then there's other lockscreens, I've seen Ubuntu one which I tried and didn't like because I couldn't intuitively figure out how I should actually unlock my phone with it [10:10] http://blog.ziggytek.com/2010/08/19/apple-granted-patent-on-ios-%E2%80%9Cslide-to-unlock%E2%80%9D/ [10:10] they MUST have it as an option at least [10:11] MartijnVdS: i would have agreed, and my gf looked but couldnt find on her iphone, hence i am asking, as i have never used an iphone. [10:12] brobostigon: maybe you just have to turn off all other unlock modes instead of enabling slide-to-unlock (because it's a default/fallback)?? [10:12] guessing here :) [10:13] good question, maybe, i will ask her, when i see her tmrw. [10:14] I'm confused .. slide to unlock is the only option on ios? [10:16] shauno: my gf wanted a lock on her iphone, so she found a code unlock, but not a pattern unlock like on my android, but would prefer a pattern unlock like i have, so was asking if there is a such a pattern unlock for IOS or not. [10:16] oh right, now I understand it [10:17] ah, gotcha. I read it as you were trying to get 'slide to unlock' on the iphone lol. there's no pattern one as standard, no idea if there's 3rd-party via jailbreak [10:19] my theory was, inside IOS so many of those things, are not user replacable. [10:43] brobostigon: there is no pattern unlock on ios [10:43] popey: thank you for the answer. greatly appreciated. [10:46] well, I give up. if I use libsmbios to run the update, it doesn't take. if I use dell's updater, it doesn't try [10:47] There is a pattern unlock, as long as you are happy with the pattern being 1 horizontal line [10:49] bigcalm: haha, lol. [10:49] so I'm stuck with a bunch of machines that constantly scream of temperature alarms if I put more than one proc in them. sweet [10:52] bah [10:52] work backups [10:53] on a saturday [10:53] :( [11:06] brobostigon: it is possible to add pattern lock to an ios device if you jailbreak it though. [11:06] popey: she is on contract with it, so i think that would be breach of contract wouldnt it? [11:08] I don't think they tend to mind a lot, as long as you keep paying the bills? [11:08] but that might be different in the UK compared to NL [11:08] (where *everyone* seems to jailbreak their phones) [11:09] brobostigon: don't see why it would be [11:09] I have never jailbroken an ios device though [11:09] might do when my ipad 1 gets long in the tooth, spruce it up with some new apps [11:10] i shall have to research that, it would certainly solve the issue. [11:11] if you jailbreak your iPhone, apple employees come to your house and kick over your garden gnomes [11:11] ☻ [11:11] http://boingboing.net/2013/09/27/gay-pasta-war-heats-up.html [11:11] made me smile [11:12] ali1234: lol. [11:18] ali1234: Good thing he has androids to protect him [11:19] popey: Lots of nice touches in that - the dog especially [11:23] hi [11:24] I have a problem, can you help me? [11:29] * Myrtti shakes the magic 8-ball [11:30] "no way" [12:52] Myrtti: I think you scared him off :P [13:00] Monotoko: magic 8-ball says no [13:00] (so do the timestamps) === mungbean is now known as Guest23391 [18:46] http://gamedev.stackexchange.com/q/62787/33319 [18:46] guy doesn't think vectors are hard, a bunch of people prove they are by giving incorrect confusing analogies [18:46] ಠ_ಠ [18:47] ali1234: next up: people mess up matrices :) [18:47] and then quaternions [18:47] beziers? [18:48] splines would be next, yes [18:48] perhaps splines would be before matrices actually [18:48] seems likely [18:48] graphics hurt my head [18:49] matrices aren't used nearly as much as most people think [18:49] but then, netword code used to hurt my head and now it doesn't [18:49] network* [18:49] the simpler 3d stuff isn't too bad [18:49] at least not visible to the developer. they're used internally of course [18:49] typically you just set the position, orientation, scale and the engine turns it into a matrix for you [18:57] Any of you peeps node.js users? [18:57] http://apple.slashdot.org/story/13/09/28/1136248/why-ios-7-is-making-some-users-feel-sick [18:57] parallax makes people sick now? [19:01] ali1234: If you perceive that you are seeing parallax but you aren't I can imagine it could confuse the brain [19:01] so how come i never got sick while playing side scrolling computer games? [19:02] maybe it needs to be good enough for your brain to think parallax for it to happen [19:13] in fairness, some people get sick from TV shows moving too fast [19:13] so... yeah. [19:14] i suppose [19:14] ali1234: Note that nothing about the brain necessarily makes sense [19:17] more so other peoples :D [19:47] Anybody fancy testing something with me quickly? [19:47] depends what it is [19:47] http://cuth.eu:18080/ [19:48] ^_^ [19:49] I need lots of people to try this at the same time [19:59] I'm not sure you've got enough people here to do that [20:01] spam it to channels with trouble makers! [20:03] claim it's a link to free naughty stuff [20:04] post it on twitter [20:05] It needs an auto scroll [20:05] https://www.dropbox.com/s/ulh9gym6mw9vi5g/IMG_20130928_210319.jpg [20:05] good ol' XBMC [20:06] great album btw, Beach House - "Bloom" [20:06] \o/ Br Ba [20:06] yeah i've been watching s5, started last weekend-ish [20:07] got a few eps done, maybe carry on shortly :) [20:07] there we go, it's just pulled in new South Park + Big Bang Theory [20:07] Tweeted, lets see how it goes [20:08] would you like it pasted into some larger channels too? [20:09] Um, I dunno yet [20:09] ok :> [20:09] for testing i mean [20:09] It's the basic demo from the socket.io site. Dunno if it can be exploited [20:09] Go on then :) [20:12] How does one find out how many connections have been made to a port? [20:12] will ss tell you? [20:13] bigcalm: netstat, probably [20:13] bigcalm: I forget the exact incantation though, sorry [20:13] bigcalm: Try ss -tue [20:14] iain@banana:~$ ss -tue | grep 18080 | wc [20:14] 21 189 2368 [20:14] A good start [20:18] apachetop too perhaps, depending on your server? *shrug* [20:19] It's node.js [20:19] It is its own server [20:19] ah [20:22] #mac [20:23] sorry [20:23] so can this be used to make multiplayer games and so on? [20:24] how simple is this the code of this example? === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [20:31] hi [20:31] how do i bridge wired connections in ubuntu [20:33] ali1234: it's the 1st example on the socket.io site [20:42] it's an impressive demo [20:51] hey guys is there any channels on freenode for macs [20:52] yep i think there's ##osx [20:52] ##mac perhaps [20:52] not sure on where the 'good' ones are [20:53] ok [20:53] #macosx seems to be the main one. there's also ##mac ##apple and #macdev [21:16] #osx [21:16] ##ios [21:16] Troll answer: #bsd [21:17] lol === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away