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popeyhttp://www.engadget.com/2013/10/02/dell-venue-pro-8-and-pro-11-hands-on/00:06
popeybe interesting to play with non-windows on those00:08
popeygiven they're intel based00:08
Azelphurwhat's interesting about them?00:09
Azelphuroh, Intel based. I guess that'd be cool, there aren't many Intel based reasonably sized tablets floating about00:09
popeyyeah, the 10" one is full HD00:10
Azelphurnot bad :)00:12
Azelphur10 hours battery on an Intel is new, too00:12
AzelphurI've officially decided to stop using compiz \o/00:58
Azelphurfed up with the instability and gaming badness it brings xD00:58
dogmatic69Hi all06:00
dogmatic69some reason my pc stopped booting. showing CIFS VFS: cifs_mount failed w/return code = -11306:01
Myrttidogmatic69: fixed it?06:19
dogmatic69Myrtti: for some reason i needed to turn my nas on first06:20
Myrttisounds about right06:20
dogmatic69idk why as it is not setup to mount it06:20
dogmatic69never had to before06:20
dogmatic69I have a script to mount it which I run manually, after booting the nas was not mounted either06:21
MooDoomorning all06:40
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mungbean"Eye tests are free for over 40s who have a family history of glaucoma08:23
mungbeaninteresting. wonder how i prove it08:23
mungbeani think i just tick a box on a form08:25
bigcalmGood morning peeps :)08:30
mungbeanhello giantclam08:30
bigcalmOh not you as well :P08:34
DJonesmungbean: I've come across that question before http://www.nhs.uk/chq/pages/895.aspx?CategoryID=68&SubCategoryID=15708:36
mungbean"You’ll be asked to show proof that you’re entitled to a free NHS sight test."08:37
DJonesmungbean: http://www.nhs.uk/NHSEngland/Healthcosts/Documents/2009/HC11Nov09.pdf Page 36 of the pdf mentions evidence on an NHS medical card08:38
diddledanmungbean: nhs entitlements usually require a card of some sort. like diabetes requires a card to get free prescriptions08:38
mungbeanmy dad had glaucoma08:39
dwatkinswe get free eye tests here in Scotland08:39
diddledandwatkins: don't expect the freebies to last if scotland goes independant - atm afaik they use westminster funds (taxes from england) to pay their free services08:41
DJonesPretty sure the rules used to include grandparents as having glaucoma as one of the triggers for free eye tests as well, but that looks to have changed08:42
DJonesIf your council waste collection does recycling etc and uses Recyclebank, they normally have a few free eye test offers to use points earned from what you've recycled08:47
dwatkinsdiddledan: indeed, although I think it's unlikely enough people will vote 'yes' in the refferendum.08:48
JamesTaitGood morning all; happy Virus Appreciation Day! :-D08:48
diddledanJamesTait: no, just no!08:48
dwatkinsWhat is there to appreciate about virii?08:49
JamesTaitWell, in spite of our best efforts to control them, they're incredibly resilient and adaptive.08:49
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JamesTaitAnd they brought down the alien mothership in Independence Day.  That has to count for something, right?08:51
popeys/virii/viruses/08:52
dwatkinsThere was a scene cut from the film which explained how Jeff Goldblum's character in ID4 was able to compile code which ran on the alien mothership. It was all related to the ship they had captured in the 40s.08:52
dwatkinsthanks popey, I sit corrected08:52
JamesTaitdwatkins, I read about that scene.  I can understand why it was cut for the mass-market, but I wonder if they ever released a geeks' edition with all the gory details. ;)08:54
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dwatkins"...in the seven minutes of cut scenes included in the extended release Independence Day DVD, Goldblum is actually shown tinkering with his PowerBook inside the recovered craft from the Roswell crash site, mumbling something about how the spaceship was running off the same programming language he was able to decipher before08:59
dwatkins"08:59
diddledanerm09:01
diddledana signal with a reducing cyclic rate isn't a programming language09:02
diddledanI'm glad they cut that scene because it wouldn't have made sense09:02
diddledanunless they changed how he worked out when the attack was due09:03
dwatkinsI think it means that the programming language he decyphered before was derived from the ship which crashed at Roswell, nothing to do with the satellites.09:03
diddledanso the government released the programming language to the public?09:04
dwatkinsperhaps the alien technology was used to develop some modern technology09:04
dwatkinsreverse engineered and then used in the 1970s, maybe09:05
diddledanhis first knowledge of the roswell crash was the announcement by the secretary of defence that "there was no alien crash in roswell new mexico" "isn't entirely accurate"09:05
dwatkinsyes, but he may have encountered a language which was based on the alien craft's OS years beforehand and made the connection09:05
shaunoprobably in jurasic park ;)09:06
diddledantrue except that the mad professor (brent spiner) professed that they hadn't made any headway in the many years they had the craft until the big spaceships arrived and "all the gizmos started lighting up. the past 24 hours has been really exciting."09:06
dwatkinshaha yeah, SGI's success was actually based on alien computers09:06
gordonjcpand on that note, Var'aq -> http://www.oocities.org/connorbd/varaq/09:07
brobostigongood morning everyone,09:07
dwatkinsdiddledan: good point, maybe they read it from ROM09:07
daftykinsdiddledan: what film is that from?09:08
diddledandaftykins: independence day09:09
diddledanI used to be able to recite the script verbatim09:09
daftykinsah thought so :)09:10
daftykinshaha09:10
dwatkinsI know Back to the Future a lot better than Independance Day09:10
diddledanI was addicted to it as a teenager because it was one of the very few vhs tapes I owned with a movie on09:10
daftykins:D09:12
daftykinsyay GTA Online works when all the kids are at school / work :>09:13
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daftykinsargh got as far as the first task now it's seized up again09:25
daftykinspesky online implementations ;)09:25
diddledandaftykins: no work?09:26
daftykinsnope09:27
diddledanit's 10:30 - dietcoke break09:27
diddledanoh, no, that was 11:3009:27
daftykinshaha09:27
daftykinsfinally it loaded09:27
diddledanI suck at popculture references09:28
daftykinsi'm amazed anyone remembers :D09:28
popeyI very nearly bought GTAV yesterday09:30
popeyHappened to be buying something else on Amazon and it called out to me.09:30
popeyI actually deleted it from my basket.09:30
* TheOpenSourcerer has a horrible cold - sniff sniff cough splutter09:30
Myrttihappy Virus Appreciation Day to you too09:31
popeyHappy Virus appreciation day!09:33
popey(see what i did there)09:33
daftykinsoh dear the message is spreading D:09:33
daftykinslike a...09:34
daftykinspopey: impressive restraint, there09:34
popeyyeah09:34
popeydid buy a wired xbox controller tho09:34
Laneyholding out for ps409:35
daftykinsbooo09:36
shaunothat's how I Amazon too.  add everything I want.  trim it down to what I can justify.  then trim it down to what I can afford.  And then kick out the odd item that's being shipped by some oddball and doubling the shipping cost09:39
diddledanlol09:39
mungbeanwhere do i find the pgpk and pgpv packages in centos?09:40
Myrttishauno: yeah. I manage to talk myself out of most amazon purchases that way09:40
shaunowe don't have Prime available here.  so it's free shipping over 25 yoyos, unless you picked something that's not shipped by amazon, in which case they'll tack on seemingly random amounts of shippign cost :/09:40
Myrttithen again I don't delete everything I can't justify09:41
MyrttiI just move them to my wishlist and hope someone else will buy them09:41
daftykinsi gave in late last night and bought a 120GB SSD for my server and a 2TB WD Red drive too09:42
shaunoI try not to use the wishlist.  because it likes to put them back on the front page, under "here, you know you want to .."09:42
daftykins£130 total!09:42
Myrttishauno: few years ago I participated in the Google+ secret santa and it was great09:45
popeyheh09:45
popeyI did too!09:45
popey(never got anything)09:45
diddledano_O09:45
Myrttiused Amazon wishlists, it really made my Christmas, just had been laid off and money was tight09:45
popeyand it was odd seeing the spreadsheet fully of people's sob stories09:46
Myrttigot a tea cozy, a "Good Night Keith Moon" book, and watercolours09:46
popeyit felt like you can't say "I didn't get anything" because then you're just being ungrateful.09:47
Myrttiyeah well I did buy few things myself too09:47
popeyditto.09:47
Myrtti(for others)09:47
popeyhey ho09:48
Myrttiyeah, that's what it is09:48
Myrttibut yeah, amazon wishlists are great, have few times just checked what friends have on theirs and that's been their christmas present solved09:48
shaunoI'm still trying to behave after I accidentally bought a 140cm tall monkey off ebay.  I'm meant to be saving :(09:49
mungbeanpciture?09:49
diddledanor it didn't happen :-p09:51
dwatkinshow can you accidentally buy a monkey the size of a person?09:51
shaunohttp://cl.ly/image/011m1D0w2X3h09:51
dwatkins...and what's the ebay listing called?09:51
diddledanthat's a funky munky09:52
popeyhaha09:52
phillipshumthat's never an accident09:52
shaunoebay really should have a breathalizer09:52
dwatkinsI want one now09:52
shaunohttp://www.ebay.ie/itm/110911008080  :)09:54
mungbeanshauno: what? is that a new lodger?09:55
shaunoit really could have been planned better though.  eg, I really shouldn't have shipped it to the office.  for many reasons.  not least having to walk home with it09:55
mungbeancarry it home piggy back09:56
phillipshumfree P+P!09:56
shaunofree p&p from china isn't always a good thing.  it means it'll arrive sometime in the next 3 months :(09:57
phillipshumhaha09:57
diddledanshauno: and possibly wet09:58
daftykinsshauno: lmao10:00
davmor2Morning all10:02
daftykinsand you bought this... why? :)10:02
daftykinssurprise surprise, GTA Online is full of griefers10:02
popeyhaha10:04
popeywhat do they do?10:05
popeyI saw a YT video by olli43 where he shot at another player and then got kicked off the world10:05
davmor2popey: kill each other and steal their cars?10:05
popeythats reasonable ☻10:05
daftykinspopey: yeah some randomer got in my car, then bailed out, then killed me10:05
daftykinsthen killed me a second time later on, when we were both paired up for a mission10:05
popeythat seems like part of the game10:05
daftykinsso... yeah extremely frustrating10:05
popeyoh, that's less so10:06
popeybut tbh I'd probably do that too ☻10:06
daftykinsit does let you turn on a mode so that you don't get hassle from anyone else unless you're on a job10:06
popeybecause they can't see you?10:06
daftykinssomething like that yeah10:06
daftykinsabout to start a team deathmatch type game10:09
daftykinshaha two guys dropped so i was on a 4 player team vs 210:11
daftykinswho i killed myself10:12
phillipshumI was picturing epic-scale gang warfare10:12
phillipshum4 v 4 sounds a bit .... limited10:12
daftykinswell it was an introductory objective10:12
daftykinsyou can't judge an entire game's multiplayer on one setup ;)10:12
phillipshumtrue true10:13
diddledan4v4 was commonplace on dialup connections10:13
daftykinsRockstars lack of servers right now and thus issues with Online probably make it like dialup :D10:13
popeySTOP IT!10:14
popeyI will end up buying it!10:14
popey10:14
phillipshumthe loading screens should include modem dial tones10:14
phillipshumI miss those10:14
daftykinsrofl it loaded a second game of the same, 2v210:15
daftykinsi killed both again10:15
daftykinspopey: buy buy buy :D10:15
popeyor loading screens that build up line by line10:16
popeyto build the suspense10:16
popeythen a message which obliterates it10:16
popeyPROGRAM: GTAV10:16
popey</speccy>10:16
* popey squeals like a pig^W Sinclair Spectrum10:16
daftykins:>10:16
phillipshumshift + run/stop10:18
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daftykinsoh wow, i just get a text on my phone when someone else sets up a race10:27
daftykinsso i select it and the map moves over to where it's set10:27
gordonjcpdaftykins: GTAV?10:28
gordonjcpnot tried it in multiplayer yet10:28
daftykinsyes sir10:28
daftykinsyeah i think it's only working for me since everyone's at work or school :D10:28
gordonjcpheh10:28
daftykinsi tried a couple of times of evenings but it's just timed out10:28
daftykinsi just realised my guy looks like Bono.10:29
daftykinsoops.10:29
shaunono wonder people are shooting you10:30
daftykins:D10:34
daftykinsthat was before i got the shades that completed the look :(10:34
daftykinsaww i lost the race10:34
gordonjcpheh10:37
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daftykinsaww lost that one too as he had a far faster car10:40
directhexyou don't need a fast car to win a race10:41
directhexyou need a tank10:41
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daftykinsooh yes won a cycling race10:45
diddledandirecthex: is that why the tortoise beat the hare?10:45
daftykinshahaha10:45
* daftykins guides popey's mouse hand to buying GTA on Amazon10:46
daftykinsi had to visit an ATM to deposit cash i'd earnt into my account @_@10:53
daftykinsi'll stop going on about it now :)10:53
shaunoI really should get a new console someday.  my NES just can't keep up with all this stuff10:58
daftykins:)10:59
diddledanshauno: you've got an amiga, what more do you need?!10:59
diddledanor did that disappear?10:59
shaunomoar toys?10:59
diddledanshining bright like a diamond11:00
shaunoI actually really fancy the sound of all this new steam stuff.  eventually.  especially if I can cram xbmc back on there without too much ugliness11:01
daftykinsit'd be nice of the XBMC team could start hacking in some kind of Steam switcher ;)11:01
diddledanthere still isn't much in the way of AAA titles available for loonicks/steamos11:01
shaunowell, my 'daily driver' is OSX, so I'm used to that11:02
diddledandoes "GeForce 8600, Radeon 2400HD or newer, 256MB" cover my macbook pro's Intel HD4000?11:04
daftykins'cover' ?11:04
daftykinsoh i see what you mean11:04
diddledandaftykins: will it work11:04
daftykinsmaybe, just not for frames :D11:04
diddledanit seems, for a platform that uses intel graphics extensively, the app store never mentions whether a game will work on an intel chip11:05
daftykinsi can't say i'd expect anyone to try and run games on such a thing :)11:06
diddledane.g. in this case, supreme commander 2. that's all they list in terms of gfx requirements11:06
diddledanwhy wouldn't a mac user want to play games?11:07
diddledanI don't get that snobbishness11:07
davmor2diddledan: I think steams plan is to work on one AAA get it 100% near as damn it then release that one AAA then move onto the next11:07
daftykinsdiddledan: i mean something with onboard graphics, nothing to do with it being a mac11:07
shaunousually the assumption is that if they have to specify video requirements, intel integrated isn't going to cut it.  if integrated was sufficient, they could just say "any mac since 200x"11:07
diddledanit's crazy that these mbp-retinas only came with intel gfx11:08
shaunoone of many reasons I don't want one :)11:10
diddledanwhat?! a mac-female-prostitute like you, not want an mbp retina?!11:10
diddledanwhat is the world coming to?!11:11
daftykinsall the retina ones are knowingly underpowered11:11
shaunoI'm not ready to give up the optical drive.  I really like having a sacrificial drivebay I can cram a second hdd into11:11
diddledanlol11:12
diddledanthe old mbp is gonna get retired soon, I'm betting11:12
shaunolalalala I can't hear you!11:12
diddledanshauno: you could always go back to running a hack11:13
daftykins:S11:15
daftykinsooh err boiler sat at 0 pressure for central heating ;/11:23
daftykinsbut huzzah - my latest batch of Nespresso coffee machine pods arrived this morning \o11:23
daftykins\o/11:23
daftykinstime to try their new strongest coffee11:23
shaunohm; I wonder why dropbox says it's updating over 9000 (yarly) files11:24
daftykinsD:11:24
diddledanshauno: you won the lottery11:26
diddledanthe file lottery11:26
daftykinsYAAAAY11:26
daftykinsyour prize - another massive monkey!11:26
diddledanpervert!11:27
daftykins...what11:27
diddledan:-p11:27
diddledanit's all fine until you realise that someone has to "be on the receiving end of a massive monkey"11:28
daftykinsi think i shall run my small Linux VMs off the new SSD when it arrives, as new OS drive for my server11:28
daftykinssure but as he already has one, shauno will be able to further populate his sofa with them11:28
diddledanI don't want to know about shaun's massive monkey - besides it's not the size, it's what you do with it that counts11:29
daftykinsfun and games aside, your convo stays in the gutter way too much :(11:29
diddledanlol11:30
shaunoyeah, I don't think I need another giant monkey.  I noticed they have pandas too though11:30
diddledanwhat can I say, I'm sick and twisted11:30
diddledanshauno: awesome11:30
diddledanshauno: buy the whole zoo!11:30
daftykinsshauno: i thought you could get a second one then make girl clothes for it11:31
diddledanoh dear, now you got my mind working along the lines of "a pair of girl monkeys"11:32
daftykinsno one's a boy still naturally11:32
daftykinsthen they sit on shauno's sofa as a couple!11:32
diddledansee it's not my fault everyone just sets me up11:32
phillipshumhow come it defaults to being a boy monkey?11:33
diddledanthe world is sick and twisted, I just notice it more than everyone else11:33
shaunothis one's a boy monkey.  it's called martin, after an incident with one of the sales guys.11:33
phillipshumdid the incident involve bananas?11:33
diddledanphillipshum: because we live in a society that historically has males as the superior being11:34
diddledanwhich I cna't really argue about11:34
phillipshumnor can I ;)11:34
diddledanyou know, when you're right you're right :-p11:34
shaunomartin (swedish sales guy) sent an email to far too many people proclaiming the monkey to be our employee of the month.  so the monkey found a name.11:38
shaunoall in all, getting a giant monkey delivered to the office made for a rather strange day11:38
daftykinsXD11:39
daftykinsany funny looks?11:39
mungbeanthis is such a badly written story, i couldn't make sense of it http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-2434779811:39
mungbeanworse than an orlowksi el reg article11:39
diddledannorthern germany is in hamburg?11:40
mungbeanmaybe written by a bot11:41
gordonjcpmungbean: try writing in German for the German version of the BBC site11:42
mungbeanits not just the grammar, but information is all jumbled and confusing11:45
diddledanthe last paragraph doesn't make sense at all11:45
mungbeanalso, "This was when I was in my 20s and she probably did not tell me anything at this point because she wanted to protect me - she thought it would be better if I did not know about my real past, about the truth, about my family, about my grandfather."11:46
diddledan"she" is talking about her family and then suddenly the last paragraph saays "it is a story that is very unique and very unusual"11:46
daftykinsthe reg's writing has definitely gotten worse11:47
diddledan".. it is a story that has a deeper meaning" <-- she wouldn't say that about her own story11:47
daftykinstheir GTA V review doesn't even get the 3 main characters names right11:47
shaunoI gave up reading el reg years ago.  probably even before I gave up on slashdot11:47
diddledanshauno: slashdot is just evil11:47
mungbeanyeah, i only read if somebody gives me a link11:47
diddledanshauno: it isn't news, it's comments11:48
mungbeanslashdot is just an autistic stand-off11:48
daftykinsthe reg's vocabulary amuses me11:48
diddledanan article is linked saying "OMGZORS END OF THE WORLD IS TOMORROW". the actual article says "nobody has ever predicted the end of the world, and we aren't going to. if you read this article and assume the end of the world is neigh then you're a retard"11:49
mungbeanis the inquirer realted to the reg?11:50
mungbeanand how do they make money?11:50
mungbeanapart from the advertorials11:50
daftykinsprobably the incessant ads that invade even the RSS feeds =/11:50
daftykinsi'd have thought they could've been related at some point, i used to read theinq but then switched11:50
mungbeanif it's got a red top i don't read it.seems to work so far11:51
daftykinsBBC tech reporting is too dire to even consider11:51
daftykinsi'm fine with the reg, i don't understand the whole colour system :D11:52
shaunomungbean: that's pretty much how I explain british press to people :/11:52
diddledanbut but, red indicates the veracity of their reporting11:52
shaunoif it's printed on paper, it's bad.  if it has a red banner, it's worse.11:52
mungbeanred indicates the use of bold and hyperbole11:52
TheOpenSourcererAhh: http://line-mode.cern.ch/www/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html11:52
diddledanthe sun is obviously the most accurate paper!11:52
diddledananything with "daily" means it's got a lot of editorial and very little actual substance11:53
diddledane.g. daily mail11:53
mungbeani've given up on the news11:53
mungbeana glance at bbc website doesn't even tell me that much, and i'm ok with that11:54
mungbeannew hobbit trailer11:55
mungbeanthats all i need to know11:55
shaunonot sure I even need that much.  I know I'm going to see it, I have a vague idea of the plot .. all a trailer can do is give stuff away11:56
mungbeanyeah i'm sure my excited wife will tell me every day until christmas11:57
mungbeani took a packed lunch last time i went. which was the only film i've seen @ cniema in 2 yrs11:57
TheOpenSourcererOuch: http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2013/10/lavabit-defied-order-for-snowdens-login-info-then-govt-asked-for-sites-ssl-key/11:58
diddledanisn't cneima the god that the bad guys in indiejones and the temple of doom were sacrificing people to apease?11:58
diddledanTheOpenSourcerer: yeah I saw that11:58
shaunopretty impressive the lengths he went to rather than cave11:59
diddledanindeed, I'm glad he retained his integrity11:59
TheOpenSourcererYeah - that's quite impressive.11:59
diddledanshows there are some good people left in the world11:59
TheOpenSourcererBet he was under some serious pressure to bend over12:00
shaunoproviding the ssl key as 4pf text printed on paper was giggle-worthy though.  like paying a fine in pennies12:00
daftykinsthe shop down the road from me has 'Christmas tins' of sweets labelled already =|12:00
* TheOpenSourcerer paid a £75 fine in 2p pieces once ;-)12:00
diddledanTheOpenSourcerer: nice12:00
shaunoit shouldn't actually be a big deal.  just weigh them12:01
diddledanafaict the lavabit dude would have been subjected to $10,000 in fines for the two days between the contempt of court ruling and when he actually shut the service12:01
TheOpenSourcererIt was then. The magistrates' court didn't have scales12:01
popeyshould have faxed the thing at 4pt to further blur it12:02
daftykinsXD12:02
mungbeanon that thermal paper that fades. dixons sell you a fridge and then in 1 yr the receipt is blank12:02
diddledanpopey: alternatively fax it at 248pt12:02
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mungbeanwrite it on a 28ft wide cheque12:03
mungbeandon't put a stamp on it12:03
shaunoreminds me, I found out recently, which makes perfect sense but never crossed my mind - apparently the reason the 2p coin is so large, is because it weighs exactly twice a 1p coin.  so weighing a mixed bag of 1p & 2p works fine12:05
mungbeanoh cool12:05
mungbeanbut largely obsolete now12:05
daftykinskinda wish they'd eradicate the coppers12:05
mungbeanyeah, stupid police12:05
daftykinsforce all prices to be 5 or 10p divisible12:05
daftykinshaha12:06
diddledanshauno: I believe the same works for 5 and 10p12:06
mungbeani would agree that 1/2p suck12:06
diddledanshauno: and 1 and 2£12:06
TheOpenSourcererBring back farthings and groats12:06
davmor2daftykins: but If you get rid of the copper who enforces the law?12:06
daftykinsdavmor2: too slow :(12:06
diddledanI prefer sheep to groats12:06
mungbeanjohn o groats?12:07
shaunodiddledan: hah, so it does.  clever12:07
daftykinsi like English notes, but you guys should totally have a £1 note like ours12:07
davmor2I'm catching up on scrollback :P12:07
daftykinsyou get to feel rich thumbing through a big stash of 1's in your wallet12:07
TheOpenSourcerer2s 6d12:08
shaunoI prefer 1+2 coins.  it just makes more sense in my head when they at least have the same denominations as the euro12:08
daftykinsnooo let the past be the past12:08
daftykinsi enjoyed my Irish friend moving for a new job in England, she said she can't get used to the money :D12:09
popeynotes _are_ the past ☻12:09
popey£1 are anyway12:09
popeyI hate going to the US and getting a handful of 1's12:09
daftykinshaha12:09
daftykinsUS money is terrible, can't pick them out in your wallet easy since they're all green =|12:09
TheOpenSourcererI'm amazed the yanks still have a $1 bill12:09
shaunothe only thing I do notice is that because the sterling is worth more; I seem to end up witha  pocket full of shrapnel that adds up to a lot more than it feels like12:09
TheOpenSourcererAll same size12:09
TheOpenSourcererAll same colour12:10
daftykinsyip12:10
TheOpenSourcereruseless for accessibility12:10
daftykinsi think the 5s have a little red 5 in a corner, but yeah still pretty tough to distinguish12:10
shaunoapparently blind people use a system of folding them to keep track of which bill is which.  I have no idea how they handle new bills though12:10
daftykinsinteresting12:10
shaunoah, there we go .. I'm not crazy - http://www.afb.org/section.aspx?DocumentID=223212:12
shaunothey don't mention how you're supposed to tell one from another before you fold them either12:12
* mungbean is installing cloudstack12:13
mungbeanfar more impressed already than openstack12:13
mungbeanby a factor of 10 squillion12:13
daftykinsshauno: meanwhile you get cleaned out sat sorting through your money trying to pay for something ;/12:14
TheOpenSourcererNSFW! But blimey: http://www.theguardian.com/music/2013/oct/03/sinead-o-connor-open-letter-miley-cyrus12:19
mungbeanhow is kvm configured on a machine with 1 network interface?12:32
jpdsmungbean: As it always is?12:33
jpdsmungbean: And how can Cloudstack impress you more than OpenStack?12:33
mungbeani wanna host kvm guests on my laptop, but the bridging don't seem to be working...will look for other docs12:33
jpdsmungbean: You do have libvirt installed?12:34
mungbeanyes12:34
mungbeani'm at the bridging stage12:34
jpdslibvirt is suppose to autoconfigure an interface on Ubuntu (virbr0).12:34
mungbeancentos12:34
jpdsAh, your problem then. ;-)12:35
Myrttiit defaults to natted afaik12:35
Myrttibridging is a bit of a pickle to figure out12:35
daftykinsjpds: bit rude12:35
jpdsdaftykins: Channel name.12:35
daftykinsyeah, doesn't permit rudeness though12:36
MyrttiI think you've got no hope if you plan to do anything though wifi12:36
Myrttiwell, you can get stuff with the nat, but anything beyond that might be a bit of a hassle12:36
popeydaftykins: pfft, jpds doesn't know how to be rude12:36
daftykinsseems he's working on it :D12:37
mungbeani was following the cloudstack instructions but maybe i don't need to as virbr0 seems to exist with a 192.168.122.1 i/face12:37
jpdsmungbean: So you're set.12:37
mungbeannot sure where it configured that bridge12:38
mungbeannot in /etc/sysconfig/.....blah12:38
shaunoI still haven't even looked at cloudstack.  I gave up on openstack though12:38
diddledandaftykins: my bridge interface is configured thusly with kvm: http://paste.ubuntu.com/6187974/12:39
jpdsmungbean: /etc/libvirt/qemu/networks/12:39
daftykinsdiddledan: wrong person :(12:39
mungbeanthats v helpful jpds thanks :D12:39
jpdsshauno: Think Java vs. Python.12:39
mungbeanunhelpful of libvirt however12:39
jpdsmungbean: Not really, you're just discovering something new. ;-)12:39
mungbeanstandards are good though12:40
diddledanoops12:40
diddledanyou're both the same colour so I got the nicks confused :-p12:40
diddledanmungbean: my bridge interface is configured thusly with kvm: http://paste.ubuntu.com/6187974/12:40
diddledanuse virsh net-* commands12:40
diddledanoh, of course, cloudstack will probably make virsh not work12:41
jpdsmungbean: Still curious to know how cloudstack impresses you over openstack. :)12:42
popeyTake it to the bridge!12:42
mungbeanthe documentation is straightforward and the install and setup is slick12:42
popeyi configured my bridge by just editing /etc/network/interfaces12:42
jpdsBecause as far as I know, if you use cloudstack your machines have to be *exactly* the same.12:42
mungbeanjpds: yes, not a problemo12:43
popeyhttp://paste.ubuntu.com/6187991/ \o/12:43
mungbeanmy vmware servers are identical too12:43
mungbeanand my kvm servers would be12:43
jpdsmungbean: Ah, OK, I just use MAAS+juju to install openstack and I can have it up and running in about an hour.12:43
diddledanJUJUJITSU!12:45
jpdsdiddledan: Is dead.12:45
shaunofrom what I can tell, that's the only sane way to do it.  trying to install by following the documentation will have you in tears12:45
diddledanI don't have enough physical machines (1) to play with maas12:46
jpdsdiddledan: I can do it all on VMs.12:46
diddledanhow do you run openstack in a series of VMs?12:46
daftykinsah-har, Windows 7 requires two manual registry entries to act as a file server ¬_¬ good times12:47
jpdsdiddledan: Quite possible to do.12:47
diddledanreally?12:47
jpdsdiddledan: That's my test environment.12:47
diddledanhow do you hardware virtualise in a virtualised environment (unless you have vmware)?12:47
jpdsdiddledan: Nested KVM?12:48
jpdsdiddledan: LXC within KVM?12:48
diddledanjpds: does that actually work?12:48
shaunoI believe kvm can do that too now.  it's just virtualbox who are claiming it's not possible and not useful12:48
jpdsdiddledan: I don't know the details, I just know that it works.12:48
diddledanxen have a few problems but they're working on it - I tried doing nested virtualisation with kvm running windows hyper-v but that failed12:49
daftykinseww Hyper-V12:49
jpdsdiddledan: But yes, you can run all of openstack under one machine.12:51
daftykinsmy server's OS disk dying meant i was able to put a newer vmware on :D12:51
daftykinsthis pleases me12:51
shaunocurious, if you deploy with maas, does it cause any problems if you take maas away?12:52
jpdsshauno: yes.12:52
jpdsshauno: It's doing your DHCP/DNS/power management.12:52
shaunohm.  still looking for a reasonable way to put openstack on a single machine.  so far the options seem to be either devstack, or go back to 12.04 because all the docs since are lies12:53
daftykinshahaha12:54
diddledanthe cake is a lie12:54
jpdsshauno: Or using MAAS+juju.12:54
shaunoI'm not sure I can do maas if I have to keep the controller around.  unless it was deploying to containers on itself12:56
diddledanchicken, meet egg.12:56
jpdsshauno: Well, you need something to manage the environment somehow.12:56
daftykinsintel launches Galileo, an Arduino compatible dev. board 0o12:57
jpdsshauno: And you can always put MAAS on a VM.12:57
shaunoI don't get why it's near-impossible to just install the openstack packages on a machine12:57
jpdshttp://paste.ubuntu.com/6188042/13:00
jpdsWorks for me.13:00
jpds(as a test-bed, that is).13:00
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diddledanjpds: I think what shaun wants is to be able to install using ubuntu-server's MAAS controller installation routine, and use that MAAS to set up openstack on the same machine as MAAS controller13:11
diddledanso an easy spin-up from blank machine to mass+openstack13:11
diddledanmaas*13:11
jpdsdiddledan: Sounds like a nasty file-conflict-pit scenario.13:12
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diddledannot, as it appears you've done, spin up a server, install kvm, install random other junk, set up libvirt, install a maas node, install several maas nodes and run juju in the virtual machines13:12
shaunoideally, I'd like it to be installable without going 3 levels deep in buzzword soup13:13
diddledanshauno: I'm with you on that13:13
jpdsdiddledan: Oh, I thought you were saying that everything should be on one machine.13:13
jpdsOpenStack+MAAS+juju - done. :)13:14
diddledanjpds: I am13:14
jpdsdiddledan: One machine, as in one virtual machine.13:14
jpds?13:14
diddledanjpds: no, maas server, configures itself via maas magic to run openstack in several virtual machines13:15
jpdsAh, OK, that's what I have.13:15
diddledanjpds: no, your maas server isn't on bare metal13:15
jpdsdiddledan: Which is a good thing, as it doesn't do much other than DHCP/DNS once everything is set up. ;)13:16
diddledanjpds: take a blank machine. install maas server. use maas to install virtual machines running openstack13:16
diddledanjpds: it's NOT a good thing because you need to configure the server which runs the virtual environment the maas server sits within13:17
diddledanit's not "out of the box" in any way shape or form13:17
jpdsDisagree.13:18
jpdsYou need to configure MAAS anyway.13:19
shaunothat's what I don't get - why?13:19
diddledanyou shouldn't have to use one method to set up the bare metal and maas and then an entirely different method to set up openstack13:20
shaunofor my scenario, I want to put openstack on a single, physical host. I'm less than sold on why it should take maas & juju to get that far13:20
diddledanwe want a fire and forget way to install onto a bare metal single machine an openstack13:20
jpdsshauno: Because you need to tell MAAS about your IPs/DNS settings?13:20
shaunowhy does maas come into it at all?13:21
jpdsshauno: Because juju needs a provisioner to manage the environment?13:22
diddledanand therein lies the problem - juju shouldn't be required to set up a single-host openstack13:23
shaunoI feel like I'm stuck in an "but I don't like spam" gag :)13:23
jpdsdiddledan: Then you have no [sane] way to automagically manage the environment. :)13:23
shaunoto turn a fresh machine into an openstack node on redhat, I can yum install openstack-packstack && packstack --allinone13:24
mgdmit's quite nifty, that13:24
diddledanjpds: bingo13:24
mgdmthough the initial release of packstack on Fedora 19 was broken in countless comedy ways13:24
mgdmlike 'failing to account for mysql being replaced by mariadb' level of comedy13:24
shaunothat's what I'm trying to find the ubuntu equivalent of.  and throwing up more machines just to abstract "this machine" into a managed environment seems like several layers of overkill13:26
diddledan"sing it sista"13:28
shaunocompletely ignoring the "how do I turn --allinone into a small cluster when I finally confuse someone into giving me a budget" for now ;)13:29
diddledanlol @ confuse13:30
mgdmto build an OpenStack cluster from scratch, you must first invent the universe13:30
diddledanin other news, hetzner are awesomely priced13:30
diddledanmgdm: that's the problem.. why can't we build off the universe we have?13:31
diddledanwhy a whole new universe?!13:31
diddledanentirely overkill for a virtual machine or two13:31
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^SnakeI'm looking for some information, if anyone would like to share their personal opinion. I'm looking to dual-boot my laptop, Vista Home Premium & Ubuntu 12.0414:14
diddledan...14:14
^SnakeAny preference over what Format to have for the Ubuntu partition ?14:15
daftykinsugh Vista14:15
daftykinsext414:15
diddledan^Snake: use ext4 un;ess you really want btrfs for reasons unknown14:15
^Snakewhat is btrfs, not heard of that 1 before?14:15
diddledanbtrfs is still technically "unstable"14:15
popeyuse ext414:15
^Snakeok, thanks14:16
diddledanbut it's where everything will eventually head when it becomes generally ready14:16
diddledanif you don't really care then use ext414:16
^SnakeIt's a 1TB HDD, so I was thinking of 70Gb for Vista, 20Gb or so for Ubuntu, ??? for the Swap File, & then the rest for personal files partition, shared across Vista & Ubuntu14:17
popeywhat format will that be?14:17
^SnakeIs there any specific size I should set the Swap File Partition ?14:17
popey(the shared bit)14:17
popeyis it a laptop or desktop14:18
popey?14:18
popeyah, laptop you said14:18
^SnakeNTFS for personal files, so Ubuntu & Vista can access it14:18
popeyright.14:18
^SnakeLaptop, yeah14:18
popeyif you plan on hibernating then swap = ram size14:18
popeyif not then "some swap"14:18
popeyhow much RAM?14:18
^SnakeSystem has 2x1Gb Cards14:20
popeyso some swap, 1GB would probably be okay14:21
^Snakeok14:21
popey(given you have plenty of space)14:21
^SnakeI use alot of programs on Vista, so not sure how much space the similar would take on Ubuntu, all personal files as said will be on a seperate partition, so would 20Gb be sufficient for Ubuntu, or should I allocate more?14:23
daftykins20GB would be good14:24
popey20GB is a good start14:24
daftykinsany media you may keep is what will munch through space14:24
^Snakeok, thanks, gonna partition up teh hard drive soon, tks for the info14:25
mungbeanjpds: only hosts in a "cluster" in cloudstack need have the same hardware14:46
jpdsmungbean: As supposed to openstack' "I'll take anything that can do some form of virt". :)14:47
mungbeani don't see an issue with it14:48
diddledanone problem you'll face with requiring identical hosts is the inability to run a rolling upgrade15:05
MyrttiI haz a phone charger!15:07
Myrttiwheee15:07
Myrtti(I don't yet have a phone to charge with it)15:07
Myrttitime to take it apart!15:08
daftykinsD:15:09
daftykinswhy-for?15:09
Myrttihttps://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/575670_10151891152244111_1124883227_n.jpg not a big fan of yellow15:14
daftykinsis that the nokia Qi charger thingy?15:15
Myrttiyup15:15
Myrtti35€ used :-D15:15
MyrttiI can knit something to cover the yellow so I don't really care what colour it is15:16
daftykinsah-har15:16
daftykinsi haven't really used the Qi charger i got for my Nexus 4, i might as well sell it15:16
Myrttithe retail price of those is mindnumbing15:16
daftykinsNexus 4s?15:17
daftykinsthey are impressively cheap now15:17
Myrttino, the Nokia Fatboy http://www.mobilefun.co.uk/nokia-lumia-820-920-wireless-charging-fatboy-pillow-dt-901rd-red-p37246.htm15:17
daftykinsthe thing i picked up was £2515:17
Myrttiwell, Nexus 4 is as mentioned here in the past days, 400€ for 8GB15:17
Myrttiso yes, that as well15:18
daftykinsdid you not get the price drop as per the UK?15:18
directhexdon't use a nokia charger for nexus 415:18
Myrttithere is no Google Play with Devices herer15:18
Myrtti-r15:18
daftykinsaww15:18
daftykinsnah, nor for me on Guernsey15:18
daftykinsi had to proxy via England to order it and pay the VAT =|15:18
daftykinsGoogle refused to refund me15:18
daftykinsoh and ship it via a proxy courier15:20
daftykins:>15:20
daftykinsanyone ever had a battery get stuck in an APC UPS?15:25
daftykinsit is muchly non-conducive to getting things done15:25
gordonjcpdrill a hole in it and devise some sort of puller?15:26
gordonjcpslide hammer maybe?15:26
Myrttiif it were someone else suggesting that, I'd probably be scared shirtless15:27
daftykinsi'd be loathe to attempt drilling beside a lead acid battery15:28
gordonjcpI meant drill the battery ;-)15:28
gordonjcpit's fine just hose it all down with water and baking soda15:28
daftykinsO_O15:28
daftykinsit's quite an old unit now15:28
daftykinssecond APC BR800I at a clients to die15:28
shaunothat's not unusual at all.  there's several ways of cells to die that cause them to swell  (they prefer swelling over leaking)15:33
daftykinsyip15:33
daftykinsi suspected as much15:33
daftykinsi got the connector out then started pushing and what not15:34
daftykinstugging away15:34
diddledanshauno: remember my blackbook? the battery in that swelled like a baboon's bum15:34
daftykinsturned the unit upside down - nope!15:34
shaunodiddledan: that's by design too :p15:34
diddledanI think I'd be inclined to replace the apc unit in it's entirety15:35
daftykinsyeah, that'd be the short route15:35
diddledanif shauno were a salesperson he'd jump at the chance to sell us an overly specced unit15:35
daftykinsthen there will be two to go for recycling15:35
shaunoyou're still left with a scary battery to dispose of though :/  they have a trade-in program to part-exchange an old one for a new one, but you won't find a courier happy to take the old one like that15:35
diddledanshauno: WEEE15:36
daftykinsshauno: when i called in the guy was in the US and couldn't confirm whether a courier even operates in Guernsey15:36
daftykinshe actively avoided the question15:36
diddledantake it to the council tip15:36
diddledanpretend it's non-commercial15:36
daftykinsit isn't, it's domestic15:37
daftykinsbut yeah his other guy will take the electronics to the local recycling15:37
popeydiddledan: did you ever sell your blackbook?15:37
diddledanpopey: yeah, it went on ebay about a month ago15:38
diddledanthe recipient said they were very happy with it15:38
popeyyay15:40
daftykinshttp://www.ebuyer.com/238120-apc-back-ups-pro-900-ups-ac-230-v-540-watt-900-va-br900gi15:41
daftykinsi've put a couple of those in lately15:41
diddledanOT: http://i2.wp.com/www.geeksaresexy.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/internet-dating-1.png?w=60015:41
diddledandaftykins: that looks nice15:42
daftykinsthey're pretty big, ~380mm deep15:42
diddledanI've got a Smart-UPS 750 here15:42
daftykins:>15:42
Laneybah15:43
daftykinsmy BR800 is still going (same one as the dead two up at this place i've been referrin to)15:43
Laneylastpass autofill broke in chromium15:43
* daftykins doesn't understand password managers15:43
diddledanone of these jobbies: http://www.ebuyer.com/226815-apc-smart-ups-750-lcd-ups-ac-230-v-500-watt-750-va-smt750i15:43
daftykinswasn't there a big flaw in lastpass published?15:43
diddledandaftykins: was there?15:43
shaunoour ups is 7 racks wide :/ 380mm is 'cute'15:43
Laneythey had some in 201115:43
diddledanI know they got me to change my password a while back (2 years ago?)15:44
diddledanthat'ld be the same timeline that Laney is talking about15:45
daftykinshmm can't remember15:45
daftykinsguy in another channel is a security guy15:45
daftykinsdiddledan: heh see the second comment on that product?15:46
daftykins"power sockets loose, inserted pieces of card to make function" >_<15:46
diddledandaftykins: I'm betting he bought the wrong cables - probably bought actual kettle leads instead of IEC801(? is that the right number?)15:48
daftykinsnope15:48
daftykinsdiddledan: nah it was a she, maybe the order is randomised15:49
daftykinsah well15:49
diddledannope, IEC801 is ESD15:49
mgdmdoof doof doof doof15:50
diddledandaftykins: yeah, I think we're reading the same comment - the power sockets or rather the plugs in them flopped to the side and lost connectivity - wrong plug basically15:50
* mgdm is listening to Chemical Brothers15:50
daftykinsWalt and Jesse's fave15:51
mgdmwho?15:51
daftykinsBreaking Bad characters15:52
mgdmOh, I never watched that15:52
mungbeannever seen breaking dad or 2415:52
mungbeanor lost15:53
mgdmand now, thanks to someone at lunch the other day who blew the ending, I don't need to15:53
diddledanbreaking bad finished recently - I never saw it from start to end15:53
bigcalmDamn it. I just Lost the Game15:53
daftykinsmgdm: argh, i stayed offline 'til i'd seen the finale XD15:53
mungbeangame of thrones15:53
mungbeani don't watch yank telly in gerenal15:53
daftykinsnothing wrong with it!15:54
daftykinssome...15:54
diddledanI like the modern teenager take on game of thrones: game of phones15:54
mungbeanmost US telly is designed to be good in first series and milk it all the way to 12 series15:54
diddledanu fink i iz mesin w u?15:54
diddledanargh15:54
diddledannow I need some brain and eye bleach15:55
shaunoanyone know the name of the type of pump that has a reed in a wheel?  I seem to fail at google when I can't remember the term I want to search for15:55
diddledanshauno: the reeded wheel pump?15:55
diddledanerm.. the pumpy reed wheel?15:56
shaunodiddledan: sometimes it's perfectly okay not to answer ;)15:56
diddledanthe wheely reed pump?15:56
bigcalmHa15:56
diddledanshauno: you'd miss me if I didn't talk15:56
daftykins^ citation needed15:57
diddledanlol15:57
diddledanso, I've managed a whole day of work with very little to show for it15:57
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daftykinsi've also achieved very little15:59
diddledanmy colleagues at the office haven't fared much better I think. their net has been somewhat blinky16:01
daftykins:S16:01
daftykinsoh you worked from home today?16:01
diddledanyup16:01
popey\o/ WFH!16:05
bigcalm\o/ CATS!16:06
^Snakea quick question, I partitioned up 70Gb (71680) for Vista, while that's installing, been reading up on Ubuntu, a few sites recommended setting /home as a seperate partition, do I need to create a seperate partition for that, or can I use a folder on the shared data partition for Vista for that?16:08
directhex^Snake, i'd definitely not try to use a folder on a windows partition for /home16:08
directhex^Snake, you can't properly represent unix permissions on an ntfs partition, so you'll have Problems16:09
daftykins^indeed16:09
popeyyou could have a separate home partition, but there's few benefits16:09
daftykinsbeing able to reinstall is the greatest and that's a huuuuuge benefit!16:09
^Snakenot a windows partition exactly, partitions -> 70Gb for Vista, 20Gb for Ubuntu, 2Gb for Swap File, the rest of 1Tb HDD for personal files, shared with Ubuntu & Vista16:10
daftykinser, reinstall and keep data i mean16:10
popeyyou don't need /home separate for that16:10
popeyhaven't needed to for years now16:10
^Snakeas I'm saving personal files for the most part to the last partition (Vista & Ubuntu can access it), where would I set /Home to go? & what sort of things would normally be in /Home ???16:11
daftykins^Snake: yeah so if it's going to be NTFS, that personal data drive, don't try and put /home on it16:12
diddledanthe biggest 2 advantages of separate home partition - 1) if you fill it up your programs don't stop because the /tmp folder can't be written to. 2) you can share the /home between two or more OSes16:12
daftykins /home would contain your data (e.g. My Pics,Video, Music, etc) and all software program configurations16:12
^Snakeok16:13
MyrttiI tried putting /home on NTFS once for fun16:13
^SnakeI thought you can only have a max of 4 partitions ?16:13
Myrttior was it VFAT, can't remember16:14
gordonjcp^Snake: logical partitions16:14
^SnakeVista, Ubuntu, Swap, Data (shared)16:14
gordonjcpMyrtti: NTFS might actually work16:14
diddledanhome on windows+cifs is evil16:14
Myrttigordonjcp: this was pre NTFS-3G16:14
diddledanyou get all sorts of errors from various stuff16:14
daftykinsMyrtti: did you get a new drive for your laptop in the end?16:14
^Snakeok, didn't think of that16:14
Myrttidaftykins: it wasn't far off16:15
directhexthe 4 partition limit only applies to bootcamp'd macs16:15
gordonjcpffs, a tiny Chinese woman has just walked into my door mirror and hit herself in the head16:16
bigcalmThat is tiny16:17
gordonjcpbigcalm: yes16:17
daftykinsO_O16:17
bigcalmUnless you drive a monster truck16:17
gordonjcpnope, just a Dispatch van16:17
daftykinswas she trying to get close enough to key the bodywork? ;/16:18
gordonjcpno idea16:18
diddledandirecthex: I want whatever you're smoking16:18
gordonjcpI think she just wasn't looking where she was going16:18
directhexdiddledan, ?16:18
diddledan4 partition limit on macs?16:18
diddledanthey use GPT16:18
directhexdiddledan, yes, they do. but bootcamp doesn't officially support booting windows over UEFI, it uses a CSM to boot via BIOS emulation16:19
directhexand windows for BIOS can't boot from GPT16:19
directhexso bootcamp makes a shadow MBR partition table copy on the disk, which represents the same partition offsets as the underlying GPT table16:20
gordonjcpthere is a scary amount of ridiculous hipsters walking around town16:20
gordonjcp(says the guy sitting in a van with a coffee from an indy coffee shop and a macbook on 3g)16:20
directhexhowever, it's not possible to represent logical partitions in this manner, the offsets don't line up. so only primary partitions can be represented16:20
directhexas such, the limit of 4 primary partitions applies to bootcamp'd macs16:20
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directhexQED, wench!16:21
daftykinsXD16:21
daftykinsdirecthex: well put sir, well put16:21
diddledanyou only need windows within the first four partitions, the rest of the disk can be organised however you want16:21
directhexwindows will only see the MBR table, not the GPT table16:22
directhexany partitions which can't be represented in the shadow MBR table will not exist to windows16:22
diddledanwindows 7 supports gpt16:22
directhexyes, it does, for non-boot drives, or boot drives when using the 64-bit version with uefi16:22
directhexthis also raises the issue of macs using 32-bit uefi in some cases, of course16:23
directhexbut that's a distinct issue16:23
directhexbootcamp, the apple product, supports only bios-booted windows16:24
directhexand bios-booted windows only supports mbr for the boot drive16:24
^SnakeMy laptop is 32-bit, a Samsung from 200816:26
diddledanand bootcamp doesn't support linux at all so the chances of hitting an issue with 4 partition limit is minimal16:26
daftykins^Snake: surely 64-bit capable, what's the processor?16:26
daftykinsor is it a netbook :<16:26
^SnakeHang-on, cooking food here.16:27
daftykinsat half 5 D:16:27
^Snakeit's a "Samsung R60plus"16:27
directhexcore 1 duo16:28
directhexblimey16:28
daftykinsT2310?16:28
diddledanT2310? wow they really ramped up production of terminators16:28
daftykinssigh.16:31
daftykinsi've never used an IRC client's ignore feature, but diddledan you make me feel like change16:31
directhex   Ignore list is empty.16:33
directhexwow, a clean slate16:33
directhexthat wasn't empty in the old quakenet days16:33
directhexWHEN I WERE A LAD16:33
daftykins;)16:34
daftykinsglad we escaped there.16:34
mgdmmy only ignores are people with flaky connections, and then I ignore joins/parts/quits16:34
popey41 ignores here16:35
daftykins:O16:35
popeymostly joins/parts/quits in various channels16:36
LaneyI have about 40 of those16:36
Laneythen 03/10 17:33:19   44 *: JOINS PARTS QUITS KICKS NICKS16:36
Laneyone day I gave up on that16:36
Laneydidn't bother to remove the old ones16:36
popeyheh16:36
* davmor2 just set it globally on xchat16:37
^Snakewith regard to my system, is the 4 partitions a hardware or Windows OS limitation?16:40
^Snakeas in theory, Vista will only have access to 2, the Boot/Operating system partition & the Personal Drive partition16:41
diddledan^Snake: it's a limitation of MBR16:42
^Snakeso basically, hardware16:42
daftykinsno16:42
^Snake?16:42
daftykinsMBR is a partition table, so it's software16:42
daftykinsit's very close to being old hat16:43
^SnakeVista & Personal is going to be NTFS, Ubuntu, Swap File, /Home ??? are possible partitions, that makes 5 in total16:44
^SnakeUbuntu should be able to see all, but Windows should only see 216:44
daftykinsonly the C: Vista needs to be a primary one16:44
daftykinsthe rest can be logical16:44
popeyHeh. Sam has discovered that the neighbours kids have the same walkie talkie we do16:44
popeySo he's in our house talking to them in their house16:45
popeypre-cursor to mobile phone16:45
directhex^Snake, you don't need to worry about a 4 partition limit for your samsung16:45
LaneySNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEEEEEEE16:45
daftykins:D16:45
popeyHm. I feel the urge to play MGS16:45
Laneyme too :(16:45
daftykinsLaney: we're communicating with a figure hidden in a cardboard box right now16:45
directhexi never liked MGS16:45
daftykinsdirecthex: :( #1 was great16:45
popeyI _really_ enjoyed it16:45
davmor2popey: MSG216:46
daftykinsi love stealth games16:46
popeyburned a weekend or two playing it16:46
^Snakeok, haven't dealt with this in years, will have to do more reading (Dyslexic, & don't remember the usuage)16:46
diddledanMGS?16:46
popeyoh, maybe the second one16:46
daftykinsmetal gear solid16:46
diddledanaah16:46
popeyI love the hidey type games16:46
popeyhoping Volume will be decent16:46
Laneystarted a second playthrough of hitman the other day16:46
Laneyhard suit only is hard16:46
daftykinsi always sucked hard at the Hitman games16:46
popeyhttp://www.mikebithellgames.com/volume/16:46
directhexLaney, was trying for suit only in hitman absolution, but i can't do one of them missions suit only16:47
TheOpenSourcererInteresting: http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/10/intel-powers-an-arduino-for-the-first-time-with-new-galileo-board/ ~$6016:48
TheOpenSourcererx86 comes with Linux16:48
Laneydirecthex: what difficulty?16:48
directhexLaney, don't remember. easy!16:48
Laneyah16:49
Laneymight try it on an easier one16:49
Laneyhard is a bit much for me right now16:49
popeyHeh, Sam comes in from School and powers up the xbox to play Star Wars16:49
Laneydon't really have the patience16:49
directhexum... death factory, iirc, is the level16:50
directhexonly one i had no hope on suit only16:51
bigcalmpopey: did you get a hello in-between these events?16:52
Laneyi really hate being spotted too16:52
popeyi get "can I play xbox"16:52
Laneyso restarting every time that happens means that levels take a long time16:52
popeyhe has his own chair in front of the telly16:53
popeypoor lad, it's only a 15" telly, need a bigger/better one really16:53
bigcalmpopey: new glasses?16:53
popeyhe has new glasses16:53
popeyhe used to be right pressed up against the telly16:53
bigcalmAwww16:53
popeytongue out16:54
bigcalmo.O16:54
popeytensing up16:54
davmor2popey: come on be fair you get can I play minecraft more I bet ;)16:54
popeysitting very far forward on his chair16:54
popeynah, he's more into xbox at the moment16:54
popeyhe's played minecraft for 2 years ☻16:54
popeyxbox is new to him16:54
daftykinsmy friend has offered to lend me his newer model xbox slim, vs. my elite16:55
daftykinstempting but hrmm16:55
AzelphurIs there anything substancially more awesome than the pebble on the horizon?16:55
popeydamnit, now I'm looking at tellys16:55
daftykinspebble? 0o16:55
bigcalmThe watch?16:57
bigcalmHow about the samsung one?16:57
popeythats tied to their phones16:58
popeyno thank you16:58
directhexa watch that needs charging daily. oh boy!16:58
popeyyeah16:58
popeyI'm out.16:58
daftykinsyou lost me at 'watch' :>16:58
popeykinda getting sick of the star wars music now16:59
daftykinscross-post from another channel, wow these chinese killer hornets are big: http://qz.com/131374/the-body-count-is-now-42-in-the-attack-of-chinas-killer-hornets/16:59
daftykinspopey: haha noise making young-uns is high on my list of reasons for no kids16:59
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popeyhmm, giffgaff sms still busted?17:04
popeyI can send in one direction but not back the other way17:04
popeywhich is odd17:04
popeygiven both numbers are on giffgaff17:04
daftykinsare their service center numbers identical?17:05
popeydunno17:06
popeyi think this is an ubuntu thing17:06
daftykinsah17:06
popeydavmor2: oi oi, wanna send a test text to me?17:07
popey0784271620417:07
popeyanyone can ☻17:07
popeyor 0784271851817:07
* diddledan phones popey in the middle of the night :-p17:08
popeyknock yourself out, they're nowhere near my bed ☻17:09
diddledanlol17:09
diddledandang17:09
diddledanthat's no fun :-D17:09
popeyindeed17:09
daftykinsi always hesitate to email people late at night who i know have smartphones17:10
daftykins>_<17:10
jpdspopey: You don't sleep with your Ubuntu phone?17:10
diddledanthat's pretty much everyone these days, isn't it?17:10
popeyhttp://community.giffgaff.com/t5/Blog/Update-on-our-recent-outage/ba-p/10101611/page/13#comments17:11
popeyseems giffgaff issue17:11
daftykinsyou'd be surprised17:11
daftykinssome of my friends are still trapped in the past17:11
popeyhaha, suddenly the walkie talkie wakes up17:23
popey"SAM! You coming outside!?"17:23
popeyxbox gets shutdown, and he's gone17:23
daftykinsgood to know kids still favour the outdoors, somewhere in the world17:24
popeyyeah17:25
daftykinssays me sat indoors feet up with a laptop on my lap17:25
popeyits funny, only this summer did all the kids in the road start playing out together17:25
popeyheh17:25
daftykins^_^17:25
popeythere's 10 in this road17:26
popeyis nice to get peace at the weekend when they play out17:26
daftykins:D17:26
daftykinsi'd imagine those clos type housing spots are handy for that17:26
daftykinsthere were some near me as a kid, but they were states (local gov) housing areas17:27
popeywe're in a dead end so mostly no cars come down17:28
popeyand when they do, the kids shout "CAR!" to look after the little ones17:28
daftykins:D17:28
daftykinsyeah17:28
Azelphurpopey: I just came up with the most hilarious data transfer method, ever.17:30
Azelphurpopey: have you played computercraft for minecraft yet?17:30
daftykinsSimpsons did it17:30
popeyno17:30
Azelphurpopey: basically it adds computers to minecraft, the computers can communicate (via a cable, or via limited range wireless)17:31
Azelphurbut I just figured out a way to get data across an unlimited range in the most amusing way ever xD17:31
Azelphuryou know how ender chests work?17:31
popeyyes17:32
popeyfunnel stuff into one and out the other end?17:32
Azelphurencode data into binary, break it up into 4 8 bit bytes, put a stack of items of that size into the ender chest, have the computer at the other end read the stack size17:32
AzelphurXD17:32
popeyexcellent17:32
AzelphurI figure it'll do about 4 bytes/second, hahaha17:32
Azelphurminecraft internet \o/17:32
popeyMinecranet17:33
Azelphurhehe17:33
daftykinsIP over chest17:33
Azelphurdaftykins: that's totally what we should call it.17:33
daftykins^_^17:33
daftykinsi give it to you free, sir17:34
AzelphurxD17:34
popeyhaha17:34
popeyBrilliant17:34
popeyYoutube it. This time next year.. millionaire17:34
AzelphurxD17:34
daftykinsGoogle will buy you17:38
davmor2popey: did you get a text?17:38
davmor2popey: I was at tea sorry :)17:38
JamesTaitdwatkins, did Myrtti share this with you? https://plus.google.com/+ThinkGeek/posts/LkPwXoLe7Rw17:39
popeynope17:39
davmor2popey: as in did some one text you?17:40
davmor2popey: Rather than did you get a text that I sent :D17:40
ali1234Azelphur: congratulations you have invented ethernet17:40
popeynope17:40
Azelphurali1234: xD17:40
dwatkinsJamesTait: hehe17:42
davmor2popey: sent17:42
JamesTaitdwatkins, happy Virus Appreciation Day. ;)17:42
davmor2popey: did you get it yet?17:45
popeyno17:46
ali1234Azelphur: can you hack computer craft so it starts up real virtual machines instead of the lua thing?17:48
Azelphurali1234: possibly, you can modify the standard LUA stuff17:48
davmor2popey: let me try sending one to myself17:48
Azelphuron the server side, not client17:48
dwatkinsJamesTait: apparently Germany is celebrating by having the day off17:50
davmor2popey: http://ubuntuone.com/3TTyL727vstytqPexXVI35 I received mine so those 2 I sent to you should of come through17:51
davmor2popey: those are the right numbers?17:52
popeyyeah17:53
davmor2let me try again then17:53
popeydirecthex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=698Da1a2ScQ what the hell is this?17:53
popeyi suspect it's giffgaff at fault17:53
directhex?17:54
JamesTaitdwatkins, blimey!17:54
davmor2popey: resent17:55
davmor2dwatkins, JamesTait: That's not the truth at all, some hacker planted a virus that told them all it was a day off :)17:59
JamesTaitMind hacks! :-O17:59
daftykinsrofl fake GTA V18:00
daftykinsweird18:00
* DJones feels out if the loop, what is GTA V18:01
daftykinsi'm going to go ahead and believe you're messing around there DJones :P18:02
DJonesdaftykins: Nope18:02
daftykinsgrand theft auto?18:02
DJonesI'm guessing either a movie or game, probably game as its being mentioned here18:02
daftykinsfamous game series by Rockstar Games18:02
DJonesThis should be in twitter, "famous game series" Do What.... :)18:03
DJonesI have never seen the game ever18:03
daftykinsi can't take you seriously :(18:04
DJonesHeh, In the last 10 years, the only game I've bought was minecraft18:05
DJonesProbably longer, last game before that was Deus Ex18:05
daftykinsa classic18:05
DJonesLast game before that I can remember playing with any interest was Choplifter on the Apple ][18:06
daftykins^_^18:10
MartijnVdSDJones: would that make you very young, or very old? :)18:11
DJonesdaftykins: From what I quickly read, GTA V involves runniong round like a headless chicken, nicking stuff & killing characters18:12
MartijnVdSDJones: nah, it's not much like that18:12
MartijnVdSthere's actually a pretty good story18:12
DJonesMartijnVdS: From my point of view, very young :)18:12
MartijnVdSit's like participating in a movie18:12
daftykinsDJones: it's a sandbox game so it is what you make it :)18:13
DJonesYeah, but a movie called "Machetee" or a movie called "Titanic" :)18:13
davmor2http://ubuntuone.com/5D9grpBAvutXdXlMCmGD6K hmm new look dark theme just by changing the background image nice18:14
popeyneat18:22
MartijnVdSDJones: yes.18:22
DJonesWhy does BBC website announce "What is bitcoin and how does it work" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-24384897 And then not give an opportunity to respond, Oh, never mind....its BBC18:22
daftykinsbecause they know how bad their own tech reporting is18:22
DJonesHeh, and its even RCN18:23
MartijnVdSpopey: I read the first sentence of the podcast announcement wrong, and wondered why you'd make such a short (thirty second) podcast18:45
MartijnVdSpopey: "Not much news this week. Bye!"18:46
daftykins:D18:48
daftykins"nothing happened"18:48
popeyNO NEWS.18:48
popeyGO AWAY.18:48
MartijnVdS*intro music* NOTHING *outro music*18:48
MartijnVdS"I'm trapped in a podcast factory, please send help"18:48
daftykinsXD18:51
popey18:51
davmor2MartijnVdS: is that like being trapped in a stock, aikin and waterman music factory, if so popey wouldn't want to leave there :D18:52
MartijnVdSdavmor2: who would? :)18:59
* daftykins doesn't know what that is19:00
MartijnVdSdaftykins: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzQQgrqFZHc19:00
MartijnVdSdaftykins: writers of lots and lots of pop songs19:01
daftykinsah-har, ty19:02
^SnakeStock Atkin & Waterman, the FASTEST method for Soap Opera Actors to make it in the music industry, specially true in the late 80's & 90's19:05
MartijnVdSjump to 20 minutes in that video ;)19:17
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popeydavmor2: finally just getting your texts22:04
daftykinssuper speedy!22:07
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