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[05:25] <bazhang> !trustee
[05:25] <bazhang> oops
[05:30] <bazhang> qotd: "I destroy drives with thermite"
[08:43] <bazhang> MINT!!111
[08:43] <k1l> no, lxle
[08:43] <bazhang> sounds like axle
[08:43] <k1l> lightweight is the new wallbuntu
[08:43] <bazhang> as in broken axle
[09:19] <k1l> ikonia is spamming, instaban!!!11111
[09:19] <k1l> ;p
[09:19] <ikonia> damn cat jumped up and my thumb slipped moving the laptop
[09:20] <k1l> ah yes, the "it was my cat" excuse works :)
[09:20] <ikonia> always the best
[09:20] <ikonia> it was my thumb though,
[09:21]  * Tm_T huggles ikonia 
[09:21] <Tm_T> there's your punishment
[09:22] <ikonia> ha
[09:23] <k1l> :X
[10:28] <Pricey> Didn't realise you were a cat man ikonia, you've moved up in my eyes.
[10:29] <ikonia> Pricey: yes, cats cats cats
[11:06] <Tm_T> cat /dev/urandom
[11:09] <Myrtti> meaow
[13:09] <Pici> LjL: is your banforward supposed to be active still?
[13:14] <Myrtti> guise, the -offtopic banlist needs a serious cull
[13:17] <LjL> Pici: it is, it was by IP
[13:18] <LjL> Pici: and, before now, i think she had always been using the same IP (or at least the same range). now it's changed completely.
[14:10] <d4rkt1m3s> why can't I get on #ubuntu-offtopic?
[14:19] <genii> d4rkt1m3s: According to logs, because you insist on pasting dangerous commands into the channel, in addition to constantly using foul language. The ban will not be lifted any time soon.
[14:20] <d4rkt1m3s> what?
[14:20] <d4rkt1m3s> I don't remember doing that. :/
[14:22] <d4rkt1m3s> Is your blocker perhaps based on IP?
[14:23] <d4rkt1m3s> we've got a lot of idiots that go to school here.
[14:29] <d4rkt1m3s> aanyways, I'd like to have someone to talk to other than opensuse-chat which is a really dead channel.
[14:30] <genii> d4rkt1m3s: We are discussing it now. Please wait
[14:30] <d4rkt1m3s> thank you for your consideration
[14:40] <genii> d4rkt1m3s: We are giving benefit of doubt in this case, the ban has been lifted and you should now be able to enter #ubuntu-offtopic
[14:40] <LjL> d4rkt1m3s, we can't know with certainty whether it's two different people from the same IP, or the same person. even if we could, if an address causes trouble, we need to address that - which has happened with school addresses in the past. still, for now, i suppose we can lift the ban, but we can't promise it'll stay lifted if we observe further bad behavior from it
[14:41] <d4rkt1m3s> thanks for the help.
[15:17] <genii> -server seems pretty quiet today as far as helpers go :-/
[16:14] <IdleOne> Some people should not be allowed to computer
[16:16] <IdleOne> !jaunty
[16:25] <genii> IdleOne: I say we transition them over to Etch-A-Sketch and tell em they're the latest greatest tablets available
[16:25] <IdleOne> they will complain it doesn't have retina display
[16:26] <genii> Yeah, probably.
[16:39] <h00k> but great battery life.
[17:45] <ahhhhhh> Hello
[17:45] <ahhhhhh> Something happened
[17:45] <ahhhhhh> I followed the instructions in the ubuntu thing
[17:45] <ahhhhhh> and i went to the irc council
[17:45] <ahhhhhh> and no one responded
[17:46] <ahhhhhh> i idled all day
[17:46] <ahhhhhh> over a period of days
[17:47] <Myrtti> unfortunately the IRC council isn't an instantaneous cure it all
[17:47] <Myrtti> so you do have to wait, and email might be a better medium too as people are in several timezones
[17:47] <h00k> I was just about to suggest the email option as well
[17:51] <ahhhhhh> Is there a place where I can register a free e-mail account
[17:51] <ahhhhhh> I used to use Yahoo for disposable e-mails
[17:51] <ahhhhhh> but now they jewed out and require you to verify with a cell phone
[17:54] <Pici> It sounds like the Ubuntu irc channels and yourself are not a good fit.
[17:55] <ahhhhhh> Pici, why do you say that?
[17:55] <Pici> Just a gut feeling.
[17:55] <ahhhhhh> I am a good fit
[17:55] <ahhhhhh> In order to be a good fit you just need to use Ubuntu
[17:55] <ahhhhhh> and I am using Ubuntu as I type
[17:56] <ahhhhhh> send me a version request
[17:56] <LjL> oh that's really so untrue
[17:58] <ahhhhhh> LjL, How so?
[17:59] <ahhhhhh> I am not a bad fit for a channel just because certain powerful users of that channel (read: ops) choose to bully me and single me out
[18:00] <LjL> ahhhhhh, i don't know what's the background story on this, but using Ubuntu is really not a necessary *or* sufficient condition to be a good fit for our channels. on the other hand, respecting the CoC, guidelines, local channel etiquette and common sense are all things that help.
[18:02] <ahhhhhh> LjL, do you realize that one possible pronunciation of the  acronym CoC is 'Cock"?
[18:03] <LjL> do you realize one possible pronunciation of the word "kick" is "kick"?
[18:03] <ahhhhhh> sorry
[18:05] <ahhhhhh> how can I find a list of #ubuntu-* channels?
[18:06] <LjL> oh, this is not a support channel
[18:07] <Myrtti> alis is usually quite helpful
[18:07] <ahhhhhh> thanks Myrtti
[18:07] <Myrtti> !irc
[18:07] <ahhhhhh> thats the command I was looking for
[18:08] <ahhhhhh> how would I use it
[18:08] <ahhhhhh> /alis ubuntu
[18:08] <ahhhhhh> like that?
[18:08] <Myrtti> /msg alis help
[18:10] <ahhhhhh> dayum
[18:10] <ahhhhhh> there are a lot of #ubuntu-* channels
[18:30] <IdleOne> We done here?
[18:31] <ahhhhhh> It ain't ovah until it's ovah
[18:31] <ahhhhhh> yolo
[18:31] <IdleOne> well, you have had your 15 minutes, time for you to go now.
[18:35] <ahhhhhh> wait
[18:36] <ahhhhhh> there was one more thing
[18:36] <ahhhhhh> I'll come back when my memory comes back to me
[19:10] <bazhang>  Hundred is now known as FukUmist
[19:11] <Pici> no surprise there
[19:11] <bazhang> starting to troll multiple channels, including #ubuntu network-wide
[19:21] <k1l_> what is the right channel for that? <afigueiras> hi, can someone explain to me how can I get a locoteam approved?
[19:21] <LjL> there is an #ubuntu-locoteams
[19:23] <k1l_> thanks
[19:35]  * IdleOne hits the Fix Everything Easy button
[19:35] <IdleOne> There, all is good in the world.
[19:36] <genii> http://globalmoxie.com/bm~pix/easy-button~s800x800.jpg
[19:37] <genii> I have one of these, from Staples :)
[19:37] <IdleOne> heh
[19:39] <IdleOne> I'm going to get a seeing eye dog for #ubuntu
[19:39] <IdleOne> or whatever they are called
[19:40] <genii> Ah, yes. vershan and abuhafs. Blind leading the blind.
[19:42] <IdleOne> he could have been back by now thanking me for the awesome help.
[19:53] <IdleOne> genii: I am eating a smoked meat sandwich with lots-o-mustard
[19:54] <genii> IdleOne: Beats the tasteless but healthy mush I was forced to eat for lunch
[19:54] <IdleOne> what is the point of eating healthy if you don't enjoy it
[19:55] <bazhang> longer life
[19:55] <IdleOne> you mean more time to not enjoy your food
[19:56] <k1l_> long joyless life
[19:56]  * k1l_ had a burger with guacamole and pommes frittes for dinner
[19:56] <genii> Hopefully it will only be a few days, week most, then I too can get back to actual tasty and sinful eating.
[19:57] <genii> Right now need this other crap to help my ulcer heal
[19:58] <genii> Fortified oatmeal, beasically.
[19:58] <genii> *basically