[19:40] <holstein> !sound
[19:40] <ubottu> If you're having problems with sound, click the Volume applet, then Sound Preferences, and check your Volume, Hardware, Input, and Output settings.  If that fails, see https://help.ubuntu.com/community/Sound - https://help.ubuntu.com/community/SoundTroubleshooting - http://alsa.opensrc.org/DmixPlugin - For playing audio files,  see !players and !mp3.
[21:12] <OvenWerks> holstein: thankyou for your patience.... I would have said something to the effect of: there are no computer audio systems that do not require setup. I don't care if they have a fruit or a wavey flag on them. The nice thing about linux is the settings(and access to the errors of a badly setup system) are not hidden.
[21:15] <holstein> OvenWerks: well, i might have went over the edge
[21:15] <holstein> OvenWerks:  but, he wasnt even using the os.. thats odd