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penguin42http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-24907190       hmm00:07
penguin42they need to find a cheaper way to remove the cones00:07
bigcalmSnipers00:10
penguin42on the revellers or the cone?00:10
bigcalm;)00:10
bigcalmI've set log slow queries to 1 second and nothing is showing up in the log. Which is a good thing?00:13
bigcalmTime to move on to profiling I guess00:13
bigcalmOh, might try OPTIMIZE TABLE foo 1st00:18
BigRedSalso, mysqltuner.pl since your daemon's probably inefficently-configured out of the box00:22
bigcalmIt's with a 3rd party host. I don't get to tinker with mysql00:23
BigRedSah00:24
bigcalmOh, sleepy time00:32
bigcalmToodles00:32
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MooDoomorning all08:13
Myrttimeh08:47
Myrttistupid USB cables08:48
bigcalmGood morning peeps :)09:13
MooDoomorning09:14
bigcalmHow does the new day greet you, MooDoo?09:14
MooDoobigcalm: it's going ok thanks, playing around with photoshop at the moment.09:15
bigcalmGood show :)09:15
SuperMattmornin guys09:18
MooDoomorning09:19
bigcalmMorning09:19
mungbeanfriend of mine has been invited for a dragons den style interview for the y combinator startup accelerator that produced dropbox, disqus, etc. exciting for her09:22
mungbeanget flown to san fran for a 10 minute Q&A09:22
brobostigongood morning everyone.09:24
MooDoomorning09:25
bashrcmorning09:25
brobostigonmorning bashrc and MooDoo09:25
SuperMattMooDoo: you're not in the other channel!09:26
MooDooSuperMatt: I know I only just logged back into this one.09:26
SuperMattoh right09:27
MooDooI am now09:27
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DJonesAh well, there goes another bitcoin exchange09:37
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bigcalmI wonder if big banks are paying crackers to deface bitcoin09:43
mungbeanor nsa09:43
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awilkinsIt was inevitable with the sudden meteoric rise of it's value09:46
awilkinsSecurity is only secure as long as the cost to crack it is more than the gain from doing so09:46
diploMorning all09:47
awilkinsThat said, I bet we all wish we'd bought into it when it was less than a dollar a coin :)09:47
bashrcbitcoin is very volatile.  There have bee surges and crashes in its relative value09:51
DJonesI still can't see how it has "value" in that coins can be mined, you don't actually need to hand over a real world currency to get them (as long as you've got the hardware, time & patience). As far as I know, its not backed by any traditional currency/reserve, so any value only seems to be in what people are willing to pay for them when they don't mine them themselves09:52
ali1234DJones: which exchange?09:53
bashrcjust replace "bitcoin" with "pounds" or "dollars" or any other currency.  The "value" is really just a shared agreement between the users of the currency09:54
DJonesGive me a sec to find the link09:54
DJonesali1234: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/11/12/bitcoin_gbl_hong_kong_collapse/09:54
ali1234never heard of it09:55
awilkinsDJones, fiat currency has no value other than the confidence people have in it09:57
DJonesbashrc: Yeah, but a lot of traditional currencies are backed by gold reserves etc, or against other currencies, thats the thing that bitcoin doesn't have (as far as I know).  But that could just be something I've not read/heard, it might well be backed by the something09:57
ali1234false09:57
awilkinsEven currency that's based on gold reserves is a bit nebulous - the only special property gold has is rarity09:57
ali1234nobody still uses the gold standard09:58
DJonesawilkins: Thats the point I was trying to make, its confidence in it and therefore what people are prepared to pay09:58
bashrcbitcoin is really backed by the solidity of the encryption algorithms and block chain.  without that it would lose value rapidly09:58
DJonesali1234: Not as such, but that was what the currency was based on originally09:58
awilkinsBitcoin is also based on rarity but a kind of rarity that is more absolute than gold, which is based on geography10:01
bashrcthere is less confidence in gold, because historically there was a multiple spending problem with gold based currency10:02
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davmor2Morning all11:19
brobostigonany legal brains around, that know about how privacy laws apply to the welfare reform act 2012. please.11:24
diddledanbrobostigon: that sounds like 1) a can of worms, and 2) really intriguing11:25
penguin42wow that's a bit of a specialised question!11:25
brobostigondiddledan: a can of worms? and yes definatly intriguing.11:26
diddledanbrobostigon: can of worms in that once you open it, you get worms everywhere11:27
brobostigondiddledan: possibly, yes.11:27
penguin42brobostigon: So erm, I can't see why there would be any relationship between them? I mean which privacy laws? All the data-protection ones are 'except for use of upholding the law' (not sure the wording) but basically it means that they can find out whatevers needed to make sure you're not cheating on claimed welfare11:28
brobostigonpenguin42: very specifically, as to if within section 6d paragraph 3c of the welfare reform act, maintaining an online presence, means that only the governments own systems that applies to, ,and then as that seems to be the only accepted option within the universal jobmatch toolkit, that it is valid for someone to give the dwp to there universal jobmatch account and or not, and if that opening of said account to the dwp, is breach of data ...11:31
brobostigon... protection and you own right to privacy.11:31
diddledano_O11:33
brobostigonchapter 1 also.11:34
diddledanwhy would it be breach of data protection if you consciously make the decision to link your jobmatch account with the dwp?11:34
ali1234you don't have a choice11:34
ali1234if you don't link it they try to sanction you11:34
diddledanoic11:34
brobostigondiddledan: my meaning, is, is it valid for me to not open it up to them, yo maintain my own privacy.11:35
diddledandon't have a jobmatch account in the first place?11:35
diddledanwhat exactly is a jobmatch account anyway?11:35
* diddledan googles11:35
brobostigonas said welfare reform act, only specifies an online presence, not specifically uja.11:35
ali1234diddledan: jobmatch is a jobs website run by monster for the dwp11:36
ali1234it's terrible and full of fake jobs11:36
brobostigonyep.11:38
brobostigonas far as my interpretation goes, it is optional, otherwise it would have it open as standard.11:39
brobostigonchapter1 section 6d paragraph 311:39
* penguin42 suspects it would be hard to claim that giving DWP access to a system that they provide to help in the provision of finding employment and in terms of them policing a benefit they provide; but IANAL11:39
diddledanhttp://universaljobmatch.eu/en/what-should-i-do#do-not-sign11:39
brobostigonthat makes it quite clear, and confirms what i susepcted. thank you diddledan11:42
diddledanfrom the dwp themselves: https://jobsearch.direct.gov.uk/help/help.aspx?k=/inline#dwp11:43
diddledanthe first .eu site I linked is run by solfed.org.uk the solidarity federation11:43
brobostigoni am not familier with?11:44
brobostigonhighly recommended, thats somewhat ambiguous, but doesnt specify definate requirement to do so.11:45
DJonesbrobostigon: When I was in that position, it was actually easy to give access because then I didn't have to write everything down as a record of having been looking for jobs11:46
brobostigonDJones: i am not arguing about easyness of it, what i do argue though, is i would rather give them paper notes and i choose what information to give them,11:48
mungbeanwhat is jobmatch?11:48
brobostigonsee above for an explanation mungbean11:48
mungbeaniddledan: jobmatch is a jobs website run by monster for the dwp11:48
mungbeanmissed that line, ta11:49
brobostigon:)11:49
brobostigonso in practice, within 'chapter1 section 6d paragraph 3 of the welfare reform act' maintaining an online profile, would in practice apply to ujm/jobserve etc, whatever it happens to be.inclusive of having a uja, but closed.11:52
* diddledan likes the new nick he's been assigned by mungbean 's copy+paste :-p11:54
diddledanplop a P on the beginning please, bob, and make it PiddleDan. Because my bladder is fun.11:55
MartijnVdSPiddlePan11:55
diddledanlol11:55
diddledanthat makes me sound like someone who didn't want to get old. who also wets themself11:56
GentileBenOh my god http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2502193/Theresa-May-stuns-bold-fashion-statement-denying-shes-new-Cara-Delevigne.html11:59
GentileBenTheresa May in a strapless dress.11:59
GentileBenThe eyes, they weren't made for this!11:59
diddledan>.<12:01
diddledanit hurts!12:01
brobostigonok, thank you for your help boys and girls.12:02
mungbeani only see tea and kittens12:03
mungbeantime for me to choose a new nick actually12:03
bigcalmAlanBell: thanks for the xhprof suggestion. Have it running against a legacy project and it makes for horrible viewing :)12:20
mgdmheh12:20
mgdmbigcalm: are you using the new xhgui thing, or the old 'orrible one?12:21
bigcalmmgdm: the one in https://github.com/preinheimer/xhprof12:21
mgdmbigcalm: that'll work fine but there's a nicer, newer UI if you fancy it: http://techportal.inviqa.com/2013/10/01/profiling-php-applications-with-xhgui/12:22
bigcalmmgdm: ta, I'll have a look tonight. We have some form of profiling working, so I have to move on to the next ticket now :(12:23
mgdmYeah, I can understand that12:23
mgdmAlanBell: That link above there might be of interest12:24
bigcalmFrom a quick look at the graph output, I have some time to spend with strtotime12:27
mgdmyes12:27
mgdmthat's Not Quick12:27
mungbeandavid dimbleby just got a chavvy tattoo :-|12:27
* penguin42 wonders why G+ thinks I might like the 'Ubuntu Oregon' community12:28
davmor2mungbean: why would you Tattoo Chavvy on yourself when you could have an awesome Dragon :D12:28
mgdmmungbean: tramp stamp?12:29
davmor2penguin42: the word ubuntu12:29
penguin42davmor2: Well yeh but it hasn't suggested all the ubuntu stuff12:29
mungbeana scorpion , which is "also his star sign" whatever that means12:29
mungbeansort of thing chavs would do12:29
davmor2penguin42: someone in your circles has connected to it or to someone in that group12:30
davmor2mungbean: the fact you know what chavs do makes me wonder if you are a chav :P12:31
penguin42odd, Fedex have 3 options for email format for tracking; text,html, wireless12:42
diddledanpenguin42: wireless email ftw12:42
diddledanpenguin42: I'm assuming that is audio with hisses and crackles and fading in and out12:43
DJonesWireless just means a pidgeon flies overhead and poops on your head 10 minutes before they deliver12:43
penguin42diddledan: Yes, may....it's j..... normal...email...bi...miss.ng12:46
mungbeanwhat the heck http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/10442375/Dozens-executed-in-North-Korea-for-watching-foreign-films.html12:55
mungbeani wonder how much of this is actually true12:55
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penguin42mungbean: Very difficult to verify anything12:58
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mungbeanvery difficult to believe too12:59
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penguin42mungbean: Yeh, I mean if the story was about the taleban shooting people for watching foreign films you wouldn't be as surprised13:06
mungbeani find it hard to believe that after the execution for trivial matters then the "sources" would blab about seeing the bodies etc etc13:09
davmor2mungbean, penguin42: I can believe it for the bibles.  Not the shows13:10
mungbeanits easy to plant a bible on someone you don't like13:11
mungbeanwasn't one of them the ex-girlfriend of kim jong?13:11
MartijnVdSyeah, I'd consider that a crime too13:11
popeyhttp://english.chosun.com/site/data/html_dir/2013/08/29/2013082901412.html13:11
mungbeanpopey: you did a risky search there13:13
popeyI didn't.13:13
mungbean"kim jongs girlfriend"13:14
popeynope13:14
GentileBenDidn't he kill his ex?13:14
davmor2mungbean: only reason I say that is that when the UK ruled Hong Kong it was the smuggling path for bibles into to china where you could be executed for reading or owning a bible but china "opened" up a bit :)13:14
* popey considers lunch13:14
GentileBenWe didn't rule - we governed.13:14
MartijnVdSpopey: what kind?13:15
mungbeanThe source added that all of the families of the executed appear to have been sent to prison camps under North Korea's barbaric principle of guilt by association13:15
davmor2GentileBen: thanks that's the word I couldn't think of13:15
GentileBenKim's wife is pretty evil.13:18
GentileBenIIRC she sang the song,  "Excellent Horse-Like Lady".13:19
GentileBenAh wait no she was one of the women executed by Kim.13:20
GentileBen(The writer of that song.)13:20
dwatkinsThat entire country scares me for many reasons.13:38
bashrcI'm not a supporter of North Korean prison camps but the west also has its issues with guilt by association13:38
mungbeani think the media also likes to portray NK as an ogre13:41
mungbeanthere must always be a monster that is worse than evry other country13:41
dwatkinsThe current monster is fear.13:41
dwatkinsLet's have a war against fear.13:41
MartijnVdSbut, fear is the mind kiler!13:42
MartijnVdS+l13:42
mungbeannoideeeppp!13:42
dwatkinsWe all know what fear leads to, yes.13:42
MartijnVdSmungbean: Muad'dib*13:42
dwatkins...or was that anger?13:42
MartijnVdSdwatkins: Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.13:42
mungbeanfear->anger->hate->dark side13:42
penguin42dwatkins: Yes, over eating13:42
dwatkinsMartijnVdS: yeah, I'm talking about Star Wars, not Dune ;)13:42
MartijnVdSdwatkins: They both take place on a sandy planet13:43
mungbeanstar wars has les phallic symbols13:43
GentileBenbashrc, America bombs people due to association.13:43
MartijnVdSdwatkins: Who's to say that Arrakis isn't Tatooine?13:43
GentileBenbashrc, the US bombs wedding parties because on terrorist is there - hundreds of guests die.13:43
mungbeancitation needed13:43
GentileBenmungbean, North Korea is pretty bad, but no worse than what's happening in Saudi Arabia, the UAE, Kazakhstan, etc.13:44
GentileBenAll Western allies.13:44
bashrcGentileBen: Obama has a "kill list" which is believed to be primarily compiled from the assumption of guilt by association13:44
GentileBenThe US has redefined "militant" to mean "any male of combatant age in the vicinity of the blast radius".13:44
GentileBenSo when they count up bodies and find dead men, they define those as militants - not civilians.13:45
GentileBen“Let us remember that the terrorists we are after target civilians, and the death toll from their acts of terrorism against Muslims dwarfs any estimate of civilian casualties from drone strikes," <-- Obama is right about that though.13:46
penguin42GentileBen: I'd generally assumed most of those were screwups because either their 'intelligence' was too stupid or their missiles too stupid13:46
mungbeanremember when we used to get visitors to this chan who asked techniacl questions?13:46
ali1234mungbean: how can you say star wars has [fewer] phallic symbols than dune?13:46
GentileBenThe US has killed ~700 civilians through drone strikes. Muslim terrorists have killed probably 100x that.13:46
mungbeanali1234: because the willies^H^H^H^H^H^ worms in dune13:46
GentileBenmungbean, yes, let's go back to discussing Star Wars.13:46
MartijnVdSmungbean: Star Destroyers.13:46
BigRedSGentileBen: many of those 'drone strikes' are from aircraft not apparently behaving like drones.13:46
GentileBenI've never seen Star Wars.13:46
ali1234mungbean: but light sabres...13:47
GentileBenBigRedS are you implying they're from UFOs?!13:47
mungbeanlight sabres -> swords -> willies13:47
GentileBenAll of Star Wars is gay, not phallic.13:47
ali1234dune might win on size but star wars wins on numbers and general obsession13:47
penguin42talking of which, I'll refrain from posting the link to the 'over sensitivity' of MSs new Kinect system13:47
GentileBenpenguin42 no, link to it.13:47
BigRedSGentileBen: no, just that a major feature of a drone is that you don't hear it, and because they're unmanned they can go out alone13:48
penguin42GentileBen: I'm not sure it meets the CoC - I mean it's problem isn't related to detecting light sabres13:48
ali1234also, if you want technical questions, I have one: http://stackoverflow.com/q/19930236/100151313:48
GentileBenpenguin42, I demand you link to it at once.13:48
* penguin42 shakes with fear13:48
* GentileBen bangs fist on table13:48
diddledancareful, penguin42 , GentileBen might put his foot down with a firm hand13:49
diddledanI love mixing metaphores13:49
MartijnVdSmetaphoresis13:50
mungbeanmixamotosis13:50
diddledan\o/13:50
diddledanmixy ftw13:50
mungbeansir mixalot13:51
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GentileBen"Craig Cobb, a white supremacist who wants to ban all blacks from a small North Dakotan town discovers that he has African ancestry " lol13:54
GentileBenhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/10442971/White-supremacist-discovers-he-is-part-black.html13:54
ali1234life imitates art13:55
dwatkinsWhat's worse is that someone is attacking cyclists in Edinburgh: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-2491211113:57
mungbeanwith poo?13:57
MartijnVdSwith ropes13:57
dwatkinswell, targetting them by tying ropes across the path13:57
GentileBenThe poo one is different.13:57
GentileBenWell let's be honest, about 20% of cyclists are dumb as hell.13:57
MartijnVdSwe sometimes get those as well13:57
dwatkinsas for the white supremecist, all this is moot anyway, since we're all descended from people who originated in Africa and were black.13:57
MartijnVdSthey usually get caught in 2-3 days13:57
mungbean thats lower than the rest of the population13:57
mungbeanwhich is around 49%13:58
GentileBenThey don't stop for red lights, don't slow down to let cars pass, don't -look- before swerving, etc.13:58
dwatkinsMy lights are pretty bright.13:58
mungbeanor 97% if you ask me13:58
dwatkinsCyclists that don't stop for lights give us a bad name.13:58
MartijnVdSalso, signalling turns13:58
GentileBenmungbean, I thought #ubuntu-uk would be full of cycling fundamentalists which is why I said 20%.13:58
GentileBenIt's about 90% of all road-travelling cyclists.13:58
dwatkinsI always signal13:58
dwatkinshells, I've considered making light-up gloves13:58
mungbeanit should be an even cross sextion of society13:58
GentileBenThe majority of people who can cycle don't cycle to work.13:58
MartijnVdSso do I, but people who don't give others a bad name13:58
dwatkinsindeed, MartijnVdS, damn them to hades etc.13:59
GentileBenI've seen people with flash lights on their foreheads lol.13:59
mungbeani wouldn't cycle in london because i want to stay alive for my family13:59
GentileBenLook, it's not even the helmet thing.13:59
MartijnVdSmungbean: don't you have a good life insurance policy?13:59
GentileBenIt's that most road-faring cyclists are dumb as hell.13:59
GentileBenThe ones who cycle on pavements are, ironically, the better ones.13:59
mungbeanMartijnVdS: i do, but selfishly i quite like seeing my family too14:00
mungbeanand what if i was just maimed?14:00
GentileBenAnd the crazy thing? If I drove into one of those stupid cyclists who cross a T-junction red light, I'd be prosecuted.14:00
dwatkinsflashlights? lol, no - you need one of these if you cycle anywhere as dark as Edinburgh http://www.amazon.co.uk/Lezyne-Power-Drive-XL-Front/dp/B008R5QBBW/14:00
mungbeani ride my kick scooter on the pavements, because its safe and legal14:00
GentileBenlol, are you in school?14:00
dwatkinsI unicycle on the pavement.14:00
GentileBenThe worst cyclists are the ones who wear revealing lycra gear.14:01
GentileBenIt's like, Jesus Christ, hide your asses please.14:01
mungbeankick scooters were invted for adults14:01
dwatkinsI've heard of people being told by the police to unicycle on the road, then 5 minutes later being told to unicycle on the pavement.14:01
penguin42dwatkins: Is unicycling half legal?14:01
mungbeanchildren ride bikes too14:01
dwatkinspenguin42: haha14:01
GentileBenpenguin42, depends if you're cycling forwards or backwards.14:01
GentileBenForwards = road, backwards = pavement.14:01
GentileBenCyclists should be forced to ride on this instead http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Ordinary_bicycle01.jpg14:02
GentileBenWhy don't they have penny farthing races anymore?14:02
mungbeandon't give the hipsters ideas14:03
dwatkinsThe hipsters aren't already riding them? They fail at hipsery in that case.14:03
dwatkinshipstery, perhaps.14:03
GentileBenhttp://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l73jrrTOF01qasi66o1_500.jpg14:04
mungbeani've seen one14:04
GentileBenToo late.14:04
mgdmthere's a guy here who will cycle past my flat on either a  penny farthing or a unicycle from time to time14:04
mgdmyes, he's a hipster14:04
mungbeanlol14:04
dwatkinsGentileBen: that's the one14:04
mungbeanapple shop : tick14:04
mungbeanpenny farthing : ticl14:04
GentileBenhttp://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh8czn3zv51qz83w8o1_500.jpg lol14:04
mungbeanmoelskin notepad : tick14:04
GentileBenEither those are giant bikes or tiny people.14:04
daftykinsi tend to want to pull people off their bikes and shout at them, when they cycle along the pedestrianised high-street here in town14:09
daftykinsme, as a cyclist also.14:09
BigRedSyeah, I think Bad Cyclists annoy other cyclists more than they do anyone else14:09
BigRedSthough, obviously, with different ideas of what 'bad' is14:10
GentileBenBigRedS: anybody who wears lycra and a helmet.14:10
popeyOooh, Unity3d 4.314:11
BigRedSGentileBen: including lycra under baggies?14:11
daftykinsi wonder what the life of the little rear wheel on a penny farthing is like14:13
mungbeandepends how many skids you do14:13
daftykins;)14:13
mungbeanremember when we used to "burn" other peoples wheel14:13
SuperMattwho here is an expert in cgroups?14:13
mungbeanriding a bmx14:13
daftykinshrmm i've never seen one up close - is the main wheel fixed gear?14:14
mungbeanif hipster then yes14:14
BigRedSyeah, penny farthings predate freewheels by some margin14:14
daftykins:>14:14
BigRedSmostly there's no gear14:14
daftykinsof course14:14
BigRedSHah, /me is having a normal conversation about bikes in the other tab14:15
GentileBenPenny farthing bunny hops.14:15
GentileBenIs a penny farthing just a siamese twin unicycle where the second one died in the womb?14:16
daftykinsD:14:16
daftykinshttps://www.dropbox.com/s/ixap3kddvynw452/IMG_20130614_025657.jpg14:17
daftykinsthere are my lovelies14:17
* penguin42 must remember to ask GentileBen when needing metaphores14:17
daftykins^ :D14:17
popeyinteresting to see Unity are trying to track their social reach by posting slightly different short URLs to each service14:17
popeyhttps://bitly.com/unity43g+ vs https://bitly.com/unity43+ vs https://bitly.com/unity43fb+14:17
penguin42daftykins: Two bikes, because one is just not enough?14:18
mungbeanmy wife said some ancestor of hers invented the penny farthing14:18
mungbeannot sure how true14:18
daftykinspenguin42: indeed! the little one is a third of the price, safer to take to pubs and serves as a good backup if i get a flat - given cycling is my main mode of transport14:19
daftykinsmungbean: was her maiden name Penny Farthing? D:14:20
daftykinssorry.14:20
BigRedSis that an epic?14:20
* BigRedS finds teh 'zoom' button14:20
daftykinsyes sir-ee14:20
BigRedSnifty, just needs proper pedals :)14:20
daftykins2008 carbon14:20
daftykinswhat, clip? i don't get on with anything other than platform14:21
BigRedSwell, clipless14:21
daftykinsthey had them in the shop but i did a swap14:21
BigRedSbut, yeah, nobody does when they first try them. Then you get indoctrinated14:21
MartijnVdSI have this bike: http://www.aldofietsen.nl/fietsen/catalogus/herenfietsen/59/0/opa_transport_28.html14:21
BigRedSspot the dutchman...14:21
daftykinsi've now ditched those for the DMR V12's which are what's on the Rockhopper there, nice sealed pedals14:21
daftykins:D14:21
dwatkinsI thought everyone in the Netherlands had the same model, MartijnVdS ;)14:22
MartijnVdSdwatkins: not quite14:22
daftykinsA friend of ours has a dutch girlfriend, her parents gifted him a bike from back home. Whilst performing maintenance he lubricated some part with oil and apparently her father was outraged upon hearing 0o14:23
MartijnVdSeither use grease, or nothing at all ;)14:23
penguin42presumably they were supposed to use bacon fat?14:23
GentileBenIs Cathy Bussey your nom de plume, daftykins? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/womens-life/10435207/Cycling-without-knickers-Ive-become-a-pro.html14:23
GentileBen"Ever wondered how cycling pros spend hours in the saddle pain-free? The only way is commando. Cathy Bussey ditches the knickers and gives it a go. "14:24
daftykinsthis seems to be the main concern of non-cyclists - how your bum is gonna feel14:25
MartijnVdSthe same as before?14:26
daftykinsi do actually notice a certain immunity, my first time snowboarding i didn't get any posterior pain at all!14:26
BigRedSmy bouts of cycling are generally a few months apart. Each time I pick it up again there's that uncomfortable 20 miles or so as I reacquaint myself with my saddle14:27
daftykinsbut sometimes after i've been away from bikes for a while i notice it takes a few minutes to get back to where i was :D14:27
daftykinshehe14:27
BigRedSshe makes a good point, though it's normally going commando under padded shorts, not just no underwear at all14:28
GentileBenBigRedS, makes sense.14:29
daftykinshope you're not cycling with that long hair not tied up, dear14:31
penguin42daftykins: Yeh you see as a kid the 1st time I tried sitting on a cycle I decided it was a bad idea to feel like that14:32
penguin42and didn't try again14:32
daftykinsawww :(14:33
daftykinswhat did it feel like?14:33
penguin42sitting on the edge of a hard uncomfortable thing trying to force it's way up your crack14:34
penguin42and that's the problem with bikes14:34
* penguin42 kind of fancies trying a recumbant14:34
daftykinshehe14:35
MartijnVdShttp://www.reddit.com/r/startledcats14:35
dwatkinsthere really is a subreddit for every occasion14:36
GentileBenhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9XtK6R1QAk14:38
GentileBenZero G cats14:38
daftykinsi miss pets :(14:38
GentileBenhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxwcPuOV0BM14:39
daftykinsi can only imagine what those poor zero g cats are thinking14:40
mungbeansome guy called albert pope had a hand in invtenign it too14:41
MartijnVdSso, blame popey ? :)14:41
GentileBenIs popey the Vatican ambassador to freenode?14:44
daftykinsall that talk of bikes has me wanting to go ride14:50
MartijnVdSdaftykins: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CTPLUcQAjk14:50
daftykinsyes, yes indeed14:51
davmor2MartijnVdS: I counter your bicycle race with http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH014:55
MartijnVdSdavmor2: which in turn inspired http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDSK91mUNLU14:56
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davmor2MartijnVdS: pretty sure it inspired Sir-mix-a-lot too :D15:02
GentileBenI don't know why we gave him a knighthood.15:02
davmor2MartijnVdS: Radio ga-ga is the one that always makes my wife smile cause freddie can never get the claps in time but the audience is perfect :D15:06
* penguin42 seems to have an offer for anyone who wants to get on virgin broadband; apparently the victim gets free installation and I get #50 off15:12
Laneyi just read that they are hiking prices again15:16
penguin42Laney: Nod, but apparently giving every one an extra 20Mbps15:16
BigRedSyeah, 'cause they're about to lose the ability to15:16
Laneyquite15:16
penguin42(although they're not saying what they're doing to the upstream - so I suspect no change)15:16
Laneyi'd rather keep what i have and not pay more15:17
Laneycan i downgrade without having to start a new contract?15:17
penguin42Laney: What you on?15:17
Laney10015:17
penguin42hmm yes, 20 on top of that is probably not much use - I'm on 30Mbps so it's quite a different15:17
penguin42ce15:18
penguin42although frankly 30 is enough for me15:18
penguin42given I was on less than 10 on DSL a few months ago15:18
* awilkins is supposed to be on 60MB with VM but doesn't get beyond 25MB15:20
BigRedSIt's like memory - you notice downgrades far more than you do upgrades15:20
awilkins25 is usually enough to satisfy me15:20
penguin42awilkins: Interesting, I get the 30Mbps easily15:20
penguin42awilkins: Have you asked them to charge you for 30MB?15:21
awilkinspenguin42, There was a time my local router just ground to a halt from all the torrenting - not enough CPU / RAM to handle the connections15:21
awilkins150ms pings to first hop15:21
awilkinspenguin42, I was on the package that's supposed to have been upgraded to 60 I think15:21
awilkinspenguin42, As far as I know from my CM settings pages as well15:22
penguin42awilkins: Yeh it's a bit odd the upgrade system they had seems to get upgrades to be different from new accounts15:22
penguin42yep, they say it's going to be no upstream update - so 50Mbps/2Mbps which is a bit silly15:27
GentileBenpenguin42: Virgin Media are raising prices again in February.15:30
GentileBenhttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-2491104215:30
GentileBenVirgin Media broadband customers will see bills rise by 6.7% from February.15:30
penguin42GentileBen: Nod - see the scrollback15:30
GentileBenThey're also raising the top tier to 152MBps but I'm pretty sure you'll see the price rise way in advance.15:30
GentileBenpenguin42, I refuse.15:31
* penguin42 bangs his flippers on the table15:31
GentileBenTo be fair, Virgin have the best broadband service (but terrible customer support - as bad as BT's).15:31
GentileBenI get a constant 125Mbps and have done since I got the upgrade.15:31
penguin42GentileBen: Yeh as I said above their going to up the 30Mb/2 I'm on to probably 50/2 - so more bandwidth for a little more money, although frankly I'd prefer some more up15:32
GentileBenAnd before then I got a constant 100Mbps, and a constant 50Mbps, and a constant 10Mbps, and a constant 1Mbps...Virgin Media have always sold people real speeds.15:32
GentileBenI get 120/10.15:32
penguin42GentileBen: If you bothered reading the scrollback you'd see awilkins bitching that's not what he gets15:33
GentileBenTBH upload is pretty irrelevant unless a dozen people are Skyping at once.15:33
GentileBenpenguin42, a BT agent provocateur.15:33
GentileBen"* awilkins is supposed to be on 60MB with VM but doesn't get beyond 25MB" <-- something wrong with your connection.15:34
GentileBenDid they check your SNR, etc.?15:34
penguin42GentileBen: Then see your comment about their customer service!15:34
GentileBenpenguin42, to be fair I've never had a major issue with VM.15:34
GentileBenIt's just annoying having to deal with offshore helpdesk staff.15:34
* penguin42 doesn't care where helpdesk staff are as long as they've got a clue15:35
shaunothat's a mixed bag either way.  half the time if you don't go overseas, they put you through to geordies instead15:36
GentileBenFirst-line helpdesk staff don't have a clue - that's why they're first-line helpdesk.15:36
penguin42GentileBen: Right, so as long as they get out of the way quickly I don't mind15:37
GentileBenVM's second line are in Wales IIRC.15:37
BigRedSshauno: I've long thought Dell's Scottish call centre was there precisesly to stop people asking to not talk to India15:41
shaunoI'm just nitpicky about it because technically, I am overseas support15:42
GentileBenshauno, do you ask people to do the needful?15:44
GentileBenI think people who do tech support for the UK should understand regional UK accents.15:44
davmor2shauno: oh in that case we all hate you ;)  No seriously I'm of the opinion that as long as the person can actually help you rather than reading from a script it's much better.  VM india call center told me to bin the extra hub that VM sent me,  So I called through to the disconnect me line and got the correct answer of if you bin it we will charge you, and sent me a bag.15:44
GentileBenDoes any Indian call centre worker understand Glasgow people? Unlikely.15:45
shaunoI'm not sure that's specific to India15:46
GentileBenYes, people in Glasgow sometimes don't understand people from Glasgow.15:46
GentileBenBut still, my point remains valid.15:46
shaunoI grew up 40 miles from glasgow, and I struggle15:46
GentileBenAnd the issue is also how these people are trained - they're all IBM'ers by descent.15:46
GentileBenshauno, it's a miracle you're still alive.15:47
penguin42haha15:49
shaunocompared to the rest of the continent though, it does make us look incredibly silly15:52
GentileBendavmor2, duh. Don't trust Indian call centre workers. They work on several different accounts and read from scripts.15:53
GentileBenEg. they're on the Virgin Media account, then the BT account, then the Sky account...15:53
GentileBenAnd they're all sub-contracted from the likes of IBM.15:53
GentileBenNothing against them being "foreign" - everything to do with them being low-skilled workers trained by other low-skilled workers.15:54
GentileBen20 years ago they were based in the UK - now those jobs have shipped overseas, and those Brits have moved into other fields - nail bars, tanning salons, drinking outside betting shops.15:55
penguin42GentileBen: Or even worse support for other ISPs15:56
GentileBenAhhh remember Bulldog?15:56
penguin42no15:56
GentileBenhttp://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/07/18/bulldog_ofcom/15:57
shaunoI've never had much luck with ISPs in general.  I Remember spending a good 20 minutes on the phone with freeserve, trying to find their freephone dialin number.  and spent most the time trying to explain to the guy why paying customers had a different number15:58
GentileBenThey were one of the worst ISPs back in the less regulated days after BT was forced to open up its exchanges.15:58
GentileBenshauno, I got the 0300 number for Virgin Media.15:58
shaunoin michigan I had the sounds folder out of 98 stashed away, so I could play the appropriate sounds so that they'd believe I'd tried rebooting my machine15:58
GentileBenIt's free, but goes to the same place as the 0845 number.15:58
GentileBenlol15:58
penguin42GentileBen: Ooh what's that - although my BT contract means 0845 is free anyway15:59
GentileBenWell, for me all local 01 02 and 03 numbers are free, so it's "free" for me.16:00
GentileBen03330 00310116:00
penguin42thanks16:00
penguin42hmm, 0333 is national call, just like 084516:01
GentileBenIt's the number they give you if you fail the broadband test online.16:01
GentileBenpenguin42, my T-Mobile tarrif gives me free 03 numbers.16:01
GentileBenSo YMMV.16:01
penguin42oh odd16:01
GentileBen"Charges for calling 0333 numbers (and any other '03' number) are the same as for calls made to standard UK landline phone numbers starting 01 or 02"16:02
GentileBenHmm.16:02
awilkinsRemember that ISP that offered you free lifetime service if you bought £20 worth of shares16:03
penguin42how long was their life?16:03
awilkinsThat was a bloody bargain, even if the owner did abscond to Rio after about 4 months16:03
GentileBenlol16:03
awilkinsThis was in the age of dialup16:03
awilkinsThey had an 0800 number16:03
awilkinsOtherwise I was on Claranet at some low-rated premium number16:04
DJonesHmmh, df -h tells me that sda1 has 35Gb of 37Gb used, but I can't find whats using the space16:04
penguin42DJones: Does it go away if you reboot?16:05
awilkinsdu will tell you what an individual thing is using16:05
DJonesno, I've tried rebooting16:05
awilkinsThere's a disk space application too16:05
penguin42ok, so yeh du should work16:05
awilkinsIs this a server?16:05
DJonesyes16:05
penguin42DJones: Only time du won't work is   1) For a deleted file   2) If you've mounted over a directory that has junk in16:05
penguin42DJones: e..g if you write a huge file  into /mnt and then mount over it16:05
DJonesThats not something I've done, it should just be a basic 12.04 install with irssi & samba running16:06
awilkinsOuch16:07
awilkinsCheck /var/log first16:07
awilkinsBut even so16:07
awilkinsThat seems excessive16:07
penguin42DJones: And what does du -s show ?16:08
bigcalmDJones: can you use the Disk Usage Analyser?16:09
DJonesdu -s is running, its a server, so command line only16:10
AlanBellbaobab can scan remote folders (not sure how efficiently)16:13
penguin42DJones: No 20GB logs in /var/log ?16:13
DJonesNope16:13
penguin42DJones: how big is your /var/cache/apt/archives?16:13
DJonesI might give baobab a try when I get home, Been looking at it for a couple of days, can't seem to find anything over 1Gb16:13
DJonespenguin42: Thats empty, I've already cleared that16:14
awilkinsHmm, what about loads of teensy files16:14
awilkinsEven the teensiest file will consume a full block16:14
penguin42it'd need to be a heck of a lot16:15
awilkinsOr a large block size16:15
DJonesI'm going to check where one of my other machines is backing up to, it could be those backups, but in theory they should be going to /home & not anywhere in /16:15
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* popey scrolls back to see what he's to blame for16:26
GentileBenpopey: the Western Schism.16:29
popeyusual then16:31
AlanBellheading to half way . . . http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/a-raspberry-pi-build-cluster-for-ubuntu/x/520692316:40
davmor2popey: Everything !  Nothing new there though right :)16:52
diddledanAlanBell: do I remember reading someplace that someone had wayland running on the pi fully accelerated, or am I pulling at random entropy? the reason I ask is that I also thought I read that unity uses the same graphics driver api meaning that unity at least has the potential to run a full-on experience in the future.. or am I wishfully thinking?16:53
popeyAlanBell: nice one!16:53
diddledanand, AlanBell , congrats on getting past the 1k mark on the indiegogo16:53
AlanBelldiddledan: yes, the pi can run wayland using hardware acceleration, it is quite smooth, but there were problems with memory and various bugs16:54
bigcalmName a Pi - do we have free reign or do you use the contributor's name/nick?16:55
diddledanbertybasset16:55
diddledanor for 1k bertybassetOS16:56
bigcalmdiddledan: http://imgur.com/FmuR716:57
diddledanhooty mcowlface is an awesome name16:58
bigcalmIndeed it is :)16:59
popeyI'd want one named _the_fist or oozemeister17:01
* Laney MMM TEA17:02
AlanBellbigcalm: I will contact naming contributors and get the names they want, (can be any valid hostname)17:05
bigcalmBwuhahahahahaha17:06
bigcalmOh, okay :)17:06
AlanBellI wonder if robert');drop%20table%20students is a valid hostname17:07
diddledanAlanBell: it probably is when you take into account IDN17:10
daftykinsjust diagnosed the first of two laptops i've been given by putting my ear to it :D17:12
diddledandaftykins: loose screw?17:12
daftykinsdead disk, repetitive head motions17:12
diddledanaah17:12
daftykinsthat old chestnut :D17:13
directhexdiddledan, collabora made a fully accelerated wayland backend for pi17:14
popeycode club was fun today17:15
popeyone of the kids started trying to write minecraft in scratch ☻17:15
directhexhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UkUal_hHx817:15
diddledanpopey: good luck to em :-)17:15
daftykinshaha17:15
daftykinsvery ambitious17:16
diddledandirecthex: a lot of tearing :-(17:16
diddledanoh17:16
diddledanthat was without wayland17:16
diddledanyeah, the accelerated backend is better17:17
diddledanhas anyone seen this marketing video yet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BHTUlF7NA2o17:18
diddledanhow dare they!17:21
daftykinsjust went for a little ride along the east coast here, as the sun was setting17:22
daftykinshttps://www.dropbox.com/s/asiekrtkx92xr1e/saleriepano.jpg17:22
popeypretty17:29
popeygah17:32
popeyGTAV PC not out till 2014 ☹17:32
* awilkins will just get Saints Row IV from a bargain bucket of some sort17:32
awilkinsNot finished SRIII yet17:33
daftykinsi've a feeling i should really update my Ubuntu flash drive (used for testing and fiddling etc.) it's running 10.04 :D17:33
awilkinsI have one of those Corsair ones with the go-faster red sidings with Raring on it at the moment17:35
popeywonder how well warty would work on a new machine17:35
daftykinsthis laptop didn't boot with the damaged HDD in, so i pulled it out in an attempt to see if it was holding it up17:36
popeyhttp://www.indiegogo.com/projects/linux-voice/x/1051579 is doing well17:36
* mgdm plays with a Leap Motion17:37
popeyblimey, you're the guy who bought one?17:38
mgdmpopey: no, the guy who sits next to me at work got one free for being a JS ninja or something17:40
popeyhandy17:40
penguin42seem to be going for about 45 at the moment17:41
mgdmI'd not buy one full-price, for sure17:42
penguin42not quite down to useless toy price yet17:42
mgdmNo17:43
mgdmbut when it gets there, I might :-)17:44
penguin42CeX's prices are interesting - they have them as 45 sell, buy for 11, voucher for 18 - I guess that means they're not confident of selling if they buy17:44
bigcalmmgdm: do you feel as though you are in The Lawnmower Man?17:44
* penguin42 hands mgdm a cricket ball with his name engraved on it17:45
mgdmCan't say I do, no, I've not seen that film17:47
awilkinsThat's just CeX isn't it? Tiny buy prices?17:50
penguin42yeh possibly17:52
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Laneygrr19:02
Laneyhow do I turn off notifications from the twitter app on android?19:02
Laneyor at least turn them down19:02
Laneyah, found it19:02
aquariusdirecthex, hm, ignore mono question on twitter. That game seems to be unity3d, I think? Now trying to work out whether I can run a Unity3d game on ubuntu; I know that Unity can now publish games that'll work on Ubuntu, but I don't know if you can take a game that is Unity3d but *wasn't*  published that way and then run it on Ubuntu anyway20:15
aquariusha! popey answers.20:18
popeycontact the developer and ask them to make a linux version20:18
popeyi have had some success with this20:18
directhexthis will work if they developed using unity 4.x pro, or the gratis version of unity 3.020:19
aquariuspopey, (conversations on two channels!) so Unity doesn't export just a "unity game" which goes with a platform-specific runtime? You have to export it once for each platform??20:19
aquariusthat's fine if so -- will contact the dude20:19
aquariusany advice for the wording I should use?20:19
directhexonly unity 4 can export to linux, but licenses are expensive to upgrade if they have 3 pro already20:19
popeythere's a binary which has the platform specific stuff onboard, and "data"20:20
popeyyou also have to pay for some additional platforms like ios and android20:20
popey<script type="text/javascript" src="http://webplayer.unity3d.com/download_webplayer-3.x/3.0/uo/UnityObject.js"></script>20:21
aquariusthere are android and ios versions of the game, so I assume they paid20:21
popeyso they probably used unity 320:21
popeynot unity 420:21
popeyso they may not have upgraded yet, or the game pre-dates them upgrading20:21
aquariusso I need to ask if they *have* Unity 4.0 pro? That is: if they built the game in Unity 3, but they have Unity 4 now, they can just do File > Load on their project, then File > Export to Linux ?20:22
aquariusalso, is it "Linux" or "Ubuntu"?20:22
directhexit's linux20:22
aquariusappreciate you may not know the answers here, but the lower I can make the barrier to them doing it, the more likely they'll do it ;)20:22
directhexand yes, it's as simple as opening the old unity 3d project file then waiting an age for the import/conversion20:22
directhexi did a video, hang on20:22
aquariusnice one20:23
popeyinterestingly I just updated my Unity3D to 4.320:23
popeysome neat new stuff in it20:23
directhexhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFyLDMaBXjE20:23
aquariusdoes knowing that there are android and ios versions suggest which version of Unity he has? Or could you do iOS and Android in Unity 3?20:24
popeywell it implies 3.x from the html on the page20:24
popeyyou could, but I would suspect he's on 3.x20:24
popeythe linux export option came in with 4.x20:25
popeyits his first game, so I would expect he's using the free version of Unity 3D 3.x20:25
aquariuspopey, yeah; I'm wondering that, if for example you need Unity 4 to do Android, that maybe he made the web/pc/mac versions with 3, then upgraded to 4 to export Android version20:25
aquariusI can't for the life of me find some sort of a chart explaining which versions of unity support which export destinations :)20:25
aquariusalso, five and a half minutes. directhex, you are a hero. :)20:25
directhexaquarius, that's mostly import time20:26
aquariusyeah, just skipped through the video and observed that :)20:26
aquarius5.5 minutes. 0.5 of which is you doing stuff, along with five minutes of progress bar :)20:26
directhextechnically, if they used third party middleware, it is possible it's non-linuxy20:29
directhexe.g. if that middleware is nonportable20:29
directhexor if they wrote their own components in something like C20:30
aquariuscool! dude replies20:30
aquariususing 3.5.720:30
aquarius"No, I'm usin 3.5.7 but after release I'll take a look on 4.0 and make build for linux too:)"20:31
aquariusso, winn0r20:31
aquariusdirecthex, there's mac, pc, ios, and android versions. Unlikely to be using custom middleware :)20:31
directhexaquarius, just saying. sometimes it's *not* 3 clicks to make a linux version20:31
directhexsometimes it's thousands of dollars of license upgrades, and sometimes it's a bunch of porting of non-cross-platform code20:32
aquariusdirecthex, yeah. Still, worth a try, and if he says "it's too hard", I'll say "well, OK"20:32
aquariusbut it's a dead cool game :)20:32
bittinsomeone feels like helping me: http://pastebin.sabayon.org/pastie/14786 ?20:32
directhex"pure" unity games which are done only in boo/c#/unityscript don't need porting, they just need unity 420:32
aquariusand he just gives the mac and pc versions away!20:32
aquariusand the ios version has lite and full versions.20:32
directhexit used to be possible to export to Flash, but that option was mothballed20:33
aquariusin favour of the Unity player, I assume? (And with an eye on Flash sorta dying away, sadly)20:35
directhexwell, it was difficult to write20:37
directhexsince it included a .net bytecode -> actionscript converter20:37
directhexquestionably valid flash20:38
diddledanios and android are both part of the "free" unity4 now20:41
diddledanyou have to agree to terms but that's about it20:42
aquariusouch. viciously difficult flash, by the sound of it!20:42
aquariusanyway, he says he's happy to do it once he's finished the new iOS version, which is good enough for me.20:42
aquariuscheers, directhex and popey; I know nothing of this subject, as may be painfully obvious20:42
diddledanhttp://unity3d.com/unity/licenses20:42
popey20:44
popeydiddledan: they are?20:45
popeyI thought you still needed the pay version for ios and android20:45
popeyoh, no you're right, I made a "game" for android a while back with it20:45
=== Hornet- is now known as Hornet
andylockranswitching to plusnet today21:14
andylockranbit of a mistake so far; currently have no dial tone and internet access via tehtnering21:15
andylockranasargh.21:15
andylockranalso, on hold for 55 minutes so far21:16
andylockranreal honest queueing21:17
diddledanxamarin mono-fondle is expensive22:44
diddledan$299 for ios and another $299 for droid22:44
diddledanand that's yearly22:45
diddledanalternatively they have a freebie version that's limited to 32K of IL code22:47
diddledanthing is I have no idea how much that actually means22:47
directhexdiddledan, i guess their pricing structure works for them, they're doing well as a company22:59
diddledandirecthex: I'm not doubting the price is worth it, just complaining that I can't afford it :-p23:00
diddledanit's my bank balance I'm moaning about really :-D23:00
bigcalmToot toot23:04

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