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TheHustleit's reporting as "scsi2" in the devices column00:00
TheHustleit's ide00:00
Azelphura USB DVD drive is a read only, you can just unplug it00:00
TheHustleAzelphur, i'm trying to read it00:00
penguin42TheHustle: And you have a drive in it?00:01
Azelphurwhoops, for some reason I read that as unmount instead of mount >.<00:01
daftykinsoh i didn't read DVD, whoops00:01
TheHustlepenguin42, yes00:01
penguin42TheHustle: And you have a disk in it?00:01
TheHustleyes00:01
Azelphurdaftykins: together, we can epicly fail at reading \o/00:01
TheHustlebut no icon appears anywhere to access it00:01
penguin42TheHustle: OK, so does it show in the file manager?00:01
daftykinsAzelphur: \o/00:01
TheHustlepenguin42 no00:01
TheHustlepenguin42, no it doesn't*00:02
penguin42TheHustle: Hmph00:02
penguin42TheHustle: do you have any other cdroms or DVDs in the machine?00:02
TheHustlei have a cd in the pc00:02
TheHustledvd*00:03
TheHustlethe external dvd drive is acting like it's ready to be read00:03
penguin42TheHustle: OK, so how about something at the command line like udisksctl mount -b /dev/sr100:04
TheHustle1 minute please, ill try it00:04
penguin42if sr1 doesn't work try sr000:05
TheHustleudiskctl: command not found00:07
penguin42and if neither of those work then please pastebin  the output of /proc/partitions00:07
penguin42TheHustle: Which ubuntu?00:07
TheHustle10.0400:07
daftykinswow.00:08
daftykinsmay be worth mentioning that 10.04 is unsupported now00:08
penguin42TheHustle: ok, so we need to use udisks for that00:08
penguin42TheHustle: Try   udisks --mount /dev/sr000:09
TheHustleone moment please, ill try that now00:09
TheHustleerror mounting, unknown device /dev/sr000:11
TheHustledaftykins, i had to downgrade because the newest version wouldnt accept my external enclosure, something to do with a kernel bug in the newest release00:12
penguin42TheHustle: OK, if you do    cat /proc/partitions   do you see either sr0 or sr1 ?00:12
TheHustleone moment please00:13
TheHustlesda, sda1, sda2, sda500:14
TheHustlethat's all that's there00:15
daftykins"ls -l /dev/s*" ?00:15
TheHustleone moment please00:16
penguin42TheHustle: If you're not seeing an sr0 or sr1 in there then I think the drive isn't being detected00:17
penguin42TheHustle: you could pastebin the output of dmesg on the machine00:17
TheHustlethis is one of the options in the list, root cdrom 11, 0 2013-11-21 23:33 /dev/sr000:19
TheHustlethe reason why i say "one moment please" is because the machine is upstairs, so i have to keep running up and down stairs00:20
TheHustleit has no internet access, sorry00:20
daftykinssounds like the internal drive only00:21
daftykinsif you booted up with the external one connected, could you get a copy of the output of 'dmesg' pastebin'd for penguin42 ? :)00:21
penguin42TheHustle: Best way to keep fit00:21
TheHustlesorry my motherboard is sata only00:22
TheHustlethe drive is ide00:22
penguin42TheHustle: try    lsusb00:22
TheHustleone moment please00:22
penguin42TheHustle: With it plugged in and with it not plugged in00:22
TheHustlethere are 5x usb 1.1, and 2x usb 2.000:24
TheHustleone moment please, ill go try that00:24
penguin42TheHustle: Do you have a digi camera?00:25
TheHustlethe same00:26
TheHustle5x usb 1.1, and 2x usb 2.000:26
TheHustlepenguin42: not off hand, sorry00:26
ali1234is this a motherboard with IDE that's chained off USB?00:26
ali1234or is it true external?00:26
TheHustleali1234 external enclosure00:27
TheHustleusb00:27
penguin42TheHustle: OK, so you should see something other than the   root hub   lines in lsusb00:27
penguin42TheHustle: And when you plug your enclosure in you should see another line00:27
penguin42TheHustle: This enclosure does have an external PSU I assume?00:27
TheHustleno, the same 5/200:27
penguin42TheHustle: OK, then it's not even seeing it as a usb device00:27
TheHustleyes external psu00:28
ali1234does it work on other computers?00:28
penguin42TheHustle: If lsusb isn't seeing it then it's not even seeing at as any usb device, so something pretty basic ain't happy00:28
TheHustleill go double check00:29
TheHustle1 moment please00:29
TheHustleah...00:30
TheHustlenow that's funny...00:30
TheHustlethis time this appears...00:31
TheHustleGenesys Logic Inc, USB 2.0 Ide Adapter00:31
penguin42good!00:31
ali1234could be a dodgy usb port, or duff power supply00:31
penguin42nod00:31
ali1234or maybe the controller just can't handle DVD drives... not all of them can00:32
TheHustlepenguin42, what should i do now please00:32
penguin42TheHustle: I'd look at the output of dmesg and see what it's saying about the usb device, and if it's appearing in lsusb   I'd also check /proc/partitions again, but if it's only appearing sometimes then something bad is happening anyway00:33
ali1234eject; eject -t00:33
ali1234tray should open and then close00:33
TheHustleok, ill have a check, and report back in the morning00:34
TheHustleill have to turn it now, many thanks for you help guys00:34
TheHustlenight00:35
daftykinsta-ra00:35
daftykinsnow, for a relaxing tune - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR1t0zwMk-w00:35
daftykinsso beautiful it brings tears to my eyes00:35
diddledandaftykins: you trying to send me to sleep?!00:45
diddledanit's not 3am yet00:45
diddledan:-p00:45
daftykins=]00:45
ali1234http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FoADDUU3bQ00:48
diddledano_O00:50
diddledanhtf is looking at www.oralyte.co.uk at this time of the day?! (I just got an email from the site that requires a visitor to actually fire (might be automated visitor/bot, I guess)00:51
diddledanwtf**00:51
diddledanI spell who as hoo :-p00:51
ali1234well i am now00:51
diddledanyeah but you wouldn't be if I hadn't mentioned it00:52
penguin42diddledan: It mentions a TV ad - when does it run?00:52
ali1234looks like the kinda thing advertized on late night tv00:52
diddledanerm. good question00:52
ali1234in between reruns of kojack00:53
diddledanI have no idea when the tv ad ran, will run - it's an old site - over a year since the last update00:53
* penguin42 hands ali1234 a lolli00:53
diddledanthe problem with pharma sites is the amount of beurocracy each change has to go through before it can be published00:54
diddledanevery statement has to be backed up with evidence and citations up the wazooo00:54
daftykins:(00:54
diddledanit means that no matter how "engaged" the client wants to make their site they get waylaid by various entities checking that it doesn't make false claims etc. so in essence every site ends up unchanged from the moment it goes live00:57
penguin42diddledan: I'm guessing the same thing happens with banking and other things where people have screwed up badly enough00:58
diddledanyeah I would expect so00:58
diddledanand completely changing the subject. someone wants me to buy the domain "cluster-group.com" before it's too late and someone else beats me to it01:01
diddledanhmm, my details are wrong on the similarly named domain that I DO own (where they got my email from)01:04
* diddledan goes and updates whois01:04
daftykins0o01:05
MooDoomorning all06:51
diploMorning all08:02
dwatkinsmorning all08:24
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bigcalmGood morning peeps :)09:31
MooDoomorning, it's pretty quiet in here at the moment09:33
AlanBellmorning MooDoo09:33
MooDoohowdy AlanBell :D09:35
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GentileBenMooooooooDoo.09:42
MooDoohullooooooooo mooooooooooooooooooooooo09:43
SuperMattmorning guys09:47
bigcalm13:48, I might have been a little cautious09:47
MartijnVdS\o09:47
MartijnVdSbigcalm: 13:48? you're several hours ahead?09:48
GentileBenWhat time do you think it is now, bigcalm?09:48
bigcalmMartijnVdS: context is everything :D Google doodle09:48
MartijnVdSah :)09:48
MartijnVdSI didn't finish it, but played it a bit :)09:48
JamesTaitGood morning all; happy Friday and happy Go For A Ride Day! :-D10:02
SuperMattwhere shall I ride to, JamesTait?10:02
SuperMattalso, do I have to do it today, cos I'm quite busy10:03
Laneyyes10:03
SuperMattI have to run out of the door at work today because I have so much on10:03
Laneyride around the block10:03
Laneydoes look like quite a nice day for a ride actually10:03
GentileBenSuperMatt, why do you have to run out?10:03
JamesTaitSuperMatt, you could do with a bike, then. :)10:03
GentileBenWhy can't you stroll out?10:03
GentileBenOh, you and JamesTait should go on a tandem bike ride along the Thames. ^_^10:04
JamesTaitGentileBen, not the Trent?10:04
SuperMattbecause I have to get changed in to my suit and make it to the London Hippodrome before 7 to help teach a dance class10:04
JamesTaitGentileBen, or the Derwent?10:04
GentileBenThey'd beat you senseless up there.10:04
GentileBen"Hippodrome" isn't nearly as epic as it sounds.10:05
SuperMattno? you've been there?10:05
GentileBenIt sounds Greek, and is unrelated to the aquatic predator.10:05
SuperMattno, it's never been unrelated to hippos10:06
GentileBenSuperMatt there are no hippos in the Hippodrome.10:06
GentileBenIt's not a zoo or anything.10:06
GentileBenI swear10:06
SuperMattif you know anything, it's hippo is actually derived from greek or roman (I can't remember) meaning horse10:06
SuperMattand a hippodrome would literally be a horse racing stadium10:06
GentileBen"The name hippodrome was derived from animal acts forming a significant part of the entertainment."10:06
JamesTaitGentileBen, I've been on lots of rides along the Trent-Mersey canal and the old Derby canal route, and never been beaten senseless yet.10:06
SuperMattso yes, hippodrome is as awesome as it sounds10:06
GentileBenYes it used to be used for horse races.10:07
* JamesTait just loves tempting fate.10:07
MartijnVdSit's "river horse" in ancient greek10:07
GentileBenJamesTait, but were you on a tandem bike with SuperMatt?10:07
MartijnVdS(Dutch is "Nijlpaard" -> "Nile horse")10:07
GentileBenHolding hands whilst singing Kylie Minogue songs?10:07
* JamesTait splutters10:07
Laneymmm Trent10:07
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GentileBenTry that and see if you aren't beaten Senseless up there.10:07
JamesTaitI would *never* sing Kiylie Minogue songs!10:07
GentileBenAh a Danni Minogue fan10:08
* JamesTait turns away in disgust.10:08
andylockranmorning guys10:08
GentileBenI brought up Kylie because I saw a Simpsons episode where they played her music10:09
SuperMattI don't know where these conversations are heading10:09
SuperMattcan we just talk about linux again?10:09
GentileBenThey cut to a gay club opposite Moe's which was named The League of Extra-Horny Gentlemen.10:09
GentileBenMade me laugh.10:09
GentileBenHornet how's Ipswich?10:10
JamesTaitSuperMatt, so, how about that Hannah Montana Linux, eh? :-P10:10
SuperMattit's got wayland10:10
SuperMattso it can't be all that bad10:10
JamesTaitHas it really?10:11
SuperMattI believe so10:11
diddledanit'ld be better than a miley cyrus linux10:11
SuperMattI believe it was the first distro to ship using it by default10:11
GentileBenDoes it have Twerk Recognition?10:11
SuperMattoh wait10:12
SuperMattI was thinking of Rebecca Black Linux10:12
GentileBenlol10:12
MartijnVdSSuperMatt: well it *is* Friday10:12
JamesTaitHah!10:12
GentileBenI don't think that song was that bad.10:12
MooDooFridayFridayFriday Linux10:12
diddledanargh10:12
MyrttiMartijnVdS: hippopotamus surely, not hippodrome10:12
GentileBenI've heard worse from the likes of um Miley Cyrus.10:12
MartijnVdSMyrtti: well, yes.10:12
MartijnVdSMyrtti: but they were wondering about hippos at the hippodrome10:12
Myrttihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=noz8gRqPLGg#t=7110:14
Myrtti*swoon* Tom Hiddleston10:15
GentileBenTom Huddlestone?10:16
GentileBen...10:16
GentileBenNevermind.10:16
* mungbean gets it10:17
MartijnVdSit's all Greek to me10:17
GentileBenIt's all double Dutch to me.10:18
SuperMattright, if my final change has worked, I may finally have created my first ever juju charms and relation10:18
GentileBenI wonder if the Dutch know we English use the phrase "double Dutch" to describe incomprehensible somewhat technical/complex chatter?10:18
GentileBenThey're probably too busy tending to their tulip beds to notice.10:18
SuperMattI don't think I've heard anyone say that since the 80s10:19
brobostigongood morning everyone.10:19
SuperMattmorning bro10:19
brobostigonmorning SuperMatt10:20
mungbeanGentileBen: borderline racist trolling belongs in #reddit-sysadmin10:20
GentileBenRacist? Oh lawdy.10:21
GentileBenYou've led a very sheltered life.10:21
diddledanthe google doodle is a timesink today10:22
bigcalmNot a huge amount I'd say. 15mins tops10:23
SuperMattI when you die, you get regenerated ;)10:23
SuperMattbloody genius10:23
bigcalmOh, that's why I got a different character from the one I chose10:24
bigcalm:D10:24
SuperMatt\o/10:24
GentileBenYes let's talk about Dr Who.10:29
GentileBenIs it any good now? I watched a few episodes when it was Christopher Ecclestone and it was terrible.10:30
mungbeanthe first series from any new director is good10:30
mungbeanthen they do the messiah complex and 900yr old man fancying 20-something earth girl thing10:31
mungbeanand it gets silly10:31
GentileBenYeah, why is the companion always a young girl?10:31
mungbeanbecause totty10:31
GentileBenPeople were appluading the producers for picking an older man for the role.10:32
brobostigonany good guides, on LSL ?10:32
GentileBenAnd it's like, wow, so now it's a 55-year-old guy perving over a 20-year-old?10:32
MartijnVdSbrobostigon: LSL?10:32
GentileBenWe'll know society has progressed when the doctor's companion is ugly as hell and old.10:32
brobostigonMartijnVdS: linden script language.10:32
AlanBellGentileBen: Rory was kind of a companion10:32
mungbeannope, its a 900yr old guy10:32
MartijnVdSbrobostigon: ah, not Leisure Suit Larry (available on Steam for Linu ;))10:33
MartijnVdSbrobostigon: neuro would know where to find that, I guess10:33
mungbeanamy and the new girl are probably the prettiest girls on tv, so i think its not accidental10:33
MartijnVdSClara++10:33
mungbeanrachel riley excepted10:33
mungbean(not lisa riley)10:33
GentileBenAlanBell, was there sexual chemistry between the Doctor and Rory?10:34
GentileBenIf not, it's sexist and homophobic.10:34
GentileBenI think the Doctor would be pansexual given his age.10:35
AlanBellthe doctor doesn't do humans really10:35
AlanBellhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Companion_(Doctor_Who)#Eleventh_Doctor10:35
GentileBenOh right he's not human is he?10:35
directhexexcept in two non-canon movies10:35
AlanBellthere is quite a lot going on with Captain Jack of course :)10:35
GentileBenI read some Dr Who trivia by mistake recently.10:35
directhexand i find the whole sexual tension thing distasteful. jon pertwee was never sexually charged10:35
brobostigonMartijnVdS: ah, thank you.10:35
GentileBenAlanBell, heh they better have made the Torchwood guy's companions all muscled hot men with waxed chests.10:36
diddledaneven a straight man would have trouble not having sexual chemistry with captain jack10:36
GentileBendirecthex, that is perhaps the best sentence I have ever read on IRC10:36
GentileBen"jon pertwee was never sexually charged"10:36
directhexpatrick troughton wasn't on screen, although he did die of a heart attack after screwing groupies at a conference10:36
brobostigonneuro: any advice on good LSL guides/manuals?10:36
GentileBenI don't know anything about Dr Who.10:36
GentileBenWell, I know it had cheesy storylines in the Ecclestone days.10:37
GentileBenI watched a Christmas special IIRC.10:37
GentileBenThe one where the Doctor defeats the aliens with an orange.10:37
MartijnVdSAlanBell: I just watched the last 2 "9th doctor" episodes again last night10:37
GentileBenAnd this is supposed to be top-drawer entertainment? He beats them with an orange?10:37
MartijnVdSAlanBell: *every* time Jack talks to someone, the doctor goes "Not now Jack"10:37
MartijnVdS"There's a time and a place, Jack"10:38
mungbeanthere's always a time and place to punch jack in the face10:38
GentileBenIt's like the BBC Robin Hood series when they dressed them all in Topgear / Top Man clothes.10:38
MartijnVdSalso, \o/ netflix10:38
GentileBen"Hey we have some oranges lying around let's use them as props."10:38
mungbeandid you hear about the loser who watched all the avaialbel dr who episodes from time immemorial in the run up to this 50th thingy10:38
diddledanloser? I resemble that remark10:39
diddledanwait, no, that should be resent10:39
MartijnVdSmungbean: Tony?10:39
mungbeanwell he lost 3000hrs of his life10:40
diddledanouch10:40
diddledanthat's a lot of who10:40
mungbeani've watched them too, just sspread over 38 years10:40
popeyI enjoyed the thing that was on last night10:43
popeyAdventures in Space and Time10:43
GentileBenmungbean, did you introduce Dr Who to the bean sprouts?10:45
mungbeani don't actually like beans10:46
brobostigonget-iplayer --nopurge --type=tv 33 34   :)10:48
mungbeanget_iplayer for me. weird10:49
popeyi can't decide if /r/idiotsfightingthings /r/cringe or /r/whatcouldgowrong are my fave subreddits at the moment10:50
mungbeandoing quite well with my reddit cold turkey10:51
mungbeaneven when people mention it10:51
MartijnVdSpopey: the "Cooking in a robe" one.. I've seen that happen to my dad once10:51
MartijnVdSpopey: (on whatcouldgowrong)10:51
arsenknew i'd find some good doctor who chat in here :D10:52
directhexwant some different chat?10:53
directhexthe Xbox 360, Playstation 3, and Wii, now qualify as "retro gaming"10:53
MartijnVdSdirecthex: Finally!10:53
mungbeantime to buy one soon then10:54
directhexretro collectibles!10:54
Laneywonder what my n64 is then10:54
popeyYet the Ouya doesn't count as retro gaming ☻10:55
MartijnVdSLaney: Stone-age Gaming10:55
directhexLaney, older retro gaming10:55
directhex"retro gaming" is just anything which doesn't qualify as current-gen10:55
popeyMartijnVdS: did he do the jump10:55
MartijnVdSLaney: well, maybe iron age10:55
directhexthe xbone, ps4 and wiiu are current gen, not next-gen10:55
Laneyinteresting10:56
popeymy brother in law spent the last few months playtesting games on XBox One.10:56
popeyhe had fun, but couldn't tell anyone about it.10:56
directhexpopey, i don't know *where* to put the damn ouya. for now i'm still classifying it as a smartphone.10:56
* Laney will have to dust it off at the weekend while visiting the rents10:56
popeyheh10:56
MartijnVdSpopey: no, he took it off as fast as he could and dumped water on it10:56
GentileBendirecthex: the Wii was retro gaming from launch day................10:56
Laneymy unofficial expansion pak amuses me10:56
MartijnVdSpopey: also, I was 4, so I don't remember details (other than the pattern of the flames, like you see in that video :)10:56
GentileBenThe Wii is two gamecubes taped together. The Wii U is an Xbox 360 with a slightly more powerful GPU.10:56
directhexGentileBen, regardless of the clear disparity in specifications, the wii was being sold & marketed as the latest machine from one of the biggest companies in gaming for years10:57
mungbeani still play the wii10:58
GentileBendirecthex, it had about half a dozen amazing games but they were all from Nintendo.10:58
mungbeanhaving kids helps10:58
popeymy kids do too10:58
GentileBenWhy would a third party EVER release a game for a Nintendo console?10:58
directhexGentileBen, i wouldn't go that far. i think the wii is probably my lowest rated console.10:58
popeymy son still plays on my original xbox10:58
directhexmaybe the megadrive10:58
GentileBendirecthex, it has about 8 amazing games.10:58
GentileBenGames everybody should play.10:58
directhexGentileBen, name them10:58
GentileBenIt's just that the other 500 games are terrible.10:59
GentileBenUm hang on let me pull out an IGN list...10:59
mungbeanshaunwhite snowboarding is by ubisoft10:59
popeyi really liked warioware10:59
GentileBenmungbean lol10:59
MartijnVdShttp://www.kickstarter.com/projects/alexklein/kano-a-computer-anyone-can-make10:59
MartijnVdS^ seen that?10:59
GentileBenWario Ware, Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 210:59
mungbeanboth zeldas, super mario galaxy, wii sports, sports resort , wii fit plus, snowboarding world tour10:59
Myrttibrilliant timing, UPS van with dsamples XBox One arrives just when my videoconf starts11:00
Myrttigrrr11:00
GentileBenhttp://uk.ign.com/articles/2012/08/14/the-top-25-wii-games-211:00
mungbeandonkey kong country, excellent game11:00
mungbeanmario kart wii11:01
mungbeanlots of excellent games11:01
directhexi didn't feel it11:01
directhexi own about half that top 25 list11:01
MartijnVdS"Stop Wii-ing in the living room!"11:01
directhexand i just didn't feel it11:01
bigcalmNot sure if I can justify the price of a 3DSXL and game just to play the new Zelda game. What other good games are there for it?11:01
directhexmario galaxy is probably the pinnacle of wii output11:01
MartijnVdSbigcalm: Pokemon X/Y?11:01
directhexbigcalm, ace attorney 511:01
mungbeanpro evo soccer was the best on any platform due to the wii remote improving gameplay11:02
bigcalmMartijnVdS: I've never seen a pokemon game, have a feeling it wouldn't be for me11:02
directhexwife & i played & completed 1-4 on the DS11:02
mungbeanyou could now put the ball anywhere on the field rather then predefined passes11:02
directhexlet me check my wii shelves for games i'd consider genuinely excellent11:03
bigcalmdirecthex: can one play DS games on the 3DS?11:03
MartijnVdSbigcalm: yes http://www.nintendo.com/3ds/software-comparison11:03
* bigcalm reads11:04
directhexyeah, i'd say mario galaxy is my top wii game11:04
directhexsmash bros is good as long as your wii is old enough to have gamecube ports11:04
ali1234IGN sucks they wouldn't know a good game if it stamped on their face11:04
directhexi didn't really feel much for either of the wii zelda games11:04
directhexi'd struggle to make a wii top 10, let alone top 2511:05
directhexi guess part of it is i'd be satisfied with, say, five life-defining games on the system11:05
arsensorry got distracted by .. god forbid.. *work*11:05
directhexmaybe even a couple of them11:05
mungbeanhad to stop playing zelda latest one when my gold wii remote died due to leaky batteries11:05
MartijnVdSarsen: eww, on Friday?11:05
arsenwhat's the official determiner of "retro"?11:05
arsenyeah i've told them, but people don't stop breaking things on fridays sadly.11:06
mungbeannxclient seem to have removed their links to download the v3 clients grrr11:07
arsengraphite/statsd/collectd/graphene/etcblah is todays job11:08
arseni like making pretty pictures.11:08
directhexi'd rate the dreamcast ahead of the wii, from less than a half dozen genuinely incredible gaming experiences11:08
MartijnVdSarsen: shiny graphy things :)11:08
MartijnVdSI have a PSP with a handful of games if anyone is interested11:09
directhexRez, now that was an experience11:09
GentileBenI'm interested in hearing more.11:09
arseni was trying to find suggestions as to peoples favourite ways of pulling data from mysql into graphite, but any kind of google for "graphite" and "mysql" just returns the OTHER common result - people failing at installing django/graphite with mysql backend. sometimes google sucks a bit :(11:10
arsenmaybe my googling needs improving.11:10
directhexi hear bing can get you the search results you need!11:10
Roryarsen: "mysql graphite import"11:10
arsenannoyance of the week - my company has moved to Gmail and the tardy IT dept hasn't considered our internet leased line may need some more bandwidth :<11:11
SuperMattdoh11:11
MartijnVdSTARDIS IT dept.11:12
arsengona start collating some hillarious "time-to-load-website" stats and somehow turn it into a sarcastic support ticket.11:12
arsennice, MartijnVdS, nice.11:13
Roryarsen: probably no need for that; if they're on the same connection they'll already know its slow11:13
arsenaha! you make some assumptions there. :D11:14
arsenit's the kind of IT dept that's more likely to assume "the internet" is busy (read: the rest of the world), rather than "there could be a problem in our systems"11:14
mungbeanrun iptraf on the firewall11:15
SuperMattlollers11:15
SuperMattin my last company, every department but IT had limited bandwidth11:16
SuperMattbut that was so that we couldn't be hampered by people watching youtube videos, while we were trying to back up a critical server to the colo because the raid had lost a drive11:16
SuperMattor something11:16
arseni had that at an old job, it was more so other people's browsing wouldnt hamper our youtube/tv streaming.11:17
shauno_sounds like a nice and simple "why would I place limits on myself?"11:18
SuperMatthah, it wasn't really like that with us11:18
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SuperMattwe got on with our work11:18
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GentileBenTheOpenSourcerer: yo.12:06
TheOpenSourcerer'sup GentileBen12:06
TheOpenSourcererYou did this yesterday then didn't say anything further...12:06
TheOpenSourcererWhich was rather annoying12:06
* popey ponders lunch12:08
MartijnVdSpopey: no pork today?12:08
popeyheh12:08
popey-ENOPORK12:08
* popey has noodles12:09
MartijnVdSoodles of noodles!12:10
popeychicken-style quorn noodles in fact12:14
popeynom12:14
TheOpenSourcererDid a test last night with some green beans and a thin strip of nori. :-D12:15
directhexyou could add bacon to your chicken-style quorn noodles to make them tastier12:16
popeytrue!12:18
popeyI has no bacon12:18
Myrttithere's Scandinavian Christmas market in london this weekend12:18
Myrttisuddenly I want pork12:18
popeyI could in fact cook some bacon and chop it up finely and then split it into small portions and freeze for later inclusion in noodle lunch12:18
TheOpenSourcererlardons!12:19
popeyyes!12:19
MooDooour company has just paid for a chinese restuarant to come in and cook for us, it's smelling pretty nice in here at the moment.12:24
Laneyoh man12:30
LaneyI'll be there in 6 minutes12:30
popey\o/ Great success noodles12:31
MooDoolol12:33
* TheOpenSourcerer will be going home early today to prepare supper for our guests: Goats Cheese, Seared Lettuce & Spring Onion on a sourdough toast for starter. Followed by Chicken en Papillote with tomatoes & Rosemary, served with Hassleback potatoes & bundles of green beans. With an seville orange cheesecake to round it all off...12:33
penguin42what's 'Chicken en Papillote' ?12:33
TheOpenSourcererIn a bag12:33
penguin42ah12:34
* penguin42 likes the sound of the seville orange cheesecake12:34
TheOpenSourcererA paper bag. SEaled so it steams in it's own juices and the rest of the stuff you put in it.12:34
MooDoosounds lovely12:34
TheOpenSourcererServed sealed so the diner cuts open the bag and is enveloped in steamy lovelyness12:34
TheOpenSourcererI just need to do the timing schedule and I'm all set.12:35
LaneyGot to make a weird phone call to the local volunteer / veggie café12:35
arsen /me googles hassleback potatos12:35
Laney"erm... do you want a giant pumpkin?"12:35
arsengood typing there. good one me.12:35
arsenwow, they're interesting. not seen that before!12:36
TheOpenSourcererI read that as "local volunteer / Wggie café" ;-)12:36
TheOpenSourcererWeggie12:36
penguin42Laney: How giant?12:36
Laneywg wg wg12:36
LaneyI've got a picture, one second12:36
Laneyhttp://ubuntuone.com/7kPpb3xr0lrQliAl41L7ae12:41
MooDoofull sized image laney :p12:42
penguin42hmm if Doctor Who was 1st broadcast on 23rd Nov why do we get the google doodle today12:42
LaneyMooDoo: for your inspection12:43
MartijnVdSpenguin42: timey-wimey things?12:43
MartijnVdSpenguin42: maybe an even bigger one tomorrow?12:43
MooDooLaney: what on earth is that?12:43
Laneysee above, it is a pumpkin12:43
TheOpenSourcererAtlantic Giant?12:43
MooDooit's mahoosive12:43
Laneyno idea what varietyu12:44
MooDooyup it's a big one12:44
Laneymy dad gave it to me, don't know why he thought I would want something that large12:44
penguin42 'Oh thanks, just what I erm....'12:47
Laneypretty much12:48
mungbeanwhats this amazon coins virtual currency?12:48
penguin42loyalty scheme?12:50
bashrcsounds like funny money12:50
penguin42like all loyalty schemes12:52
diddledanthat's not even a real pumpkin. it's got cracks where the paint dried12:52
GentileBenHow rarely do we talk about Ubuntu in here?12:57
Laneyquite12:57
mungbeanwhen visitors come in12:58
GentileBenWe spend more time talking about our breakfasts than Wayland or Mir.12:58
GentileBenI skipped breakfast today.12:58
GentileBen1.75 sandwiches for lunch.12:58
diddledan.75?12:58
GentileBenI ate half of one triangle.12:59
diplo3/4's :)12:59
diplolol12:59
GentileBenThree whole triangles and a half triangle.12:59
diploI try not to look at this channel at lunch time because you all make me hungry!12:59
GentileBenTwo triangles just aren't enough12:59
GentileBenBut four? That's too much.12:59
GentileBenAnd my work refectory doesn't serve triple packs.13:00
MooDooi'm on seconds already13:00
diploCut your sandwiches!? My son won't allow me to do that, that's for babies!13:00
diplo:)13:00
diddledanthat sounds like a bug that needs reporting13:00
TheOpenSourcererpopey: bigcalm: results of my test last night (after eating some off each end ;-) ) https://plus.google.com/u/0/+AlanLord/posts/jiYyBiBW9Gg13:01
diddledanissue: "triple-packed sandwiches remain inaccessible to end-user despite repeated attempts"13:02
GentileBenI should put in a change request for triple-pack sandwiches.13:03
GentileBenIt's going to go to the change management board, which I sit on.13:03
GentileBenIs this a conflict of interest?13:03
diddledanhmm, quite possibly13:04
GentileBenI better declare it just in case.13:04
GentileBenWhat's the point of sitting on the board if I can't give my own pet changes priority? I am a successful IT professional and I demand triple-pack sandwiches.13:04
penguin42GentileBen: Wouldn't you want fresh sandwiches?13:05
arseni can act as the rollback, i'll volounteer to eat all of the third sandwiches should it be deemed neccessary to revert to a two-sandwich system until such time as two-pack sandwiches can be manufacturered again.13:05
GentileBenThey're "freshly made" but packed on the day.13:05
GentileBenarsen, your support is appreciated.13:06
* GentileBen adds arsen as secondary contact for the change13:06
arseni'll also volounteer to assist with the risk assessment by eating 1 in every 3 triple pack sandwiches made, to check they are still being made as a 3-sandwich container.13:06
GentileBenAh you do QA as well?13:06
arsensamples of my risk assessment can be forwarded to the change management board at their discretion.13:06
arseni'm a fully rounded consultancy, i can attempt to assist in many areas.13:06
penguin42and if the change management board survive then the sandwiches were risk free13:07
Laneyso how about that Mir then13:07
MooDoothe spacestation?13:07
diddledanLaney: it burnt up during a failed reentry attempt13:07
GentileBenFailed?13:07
arseni predict there will be no real efficiency loss with this new system, as each sandwich pack will contain 1 more than before, and we'll only lose 1 in 3 packs in the risk management process.13:07
GentileBenWasn't it known that it'd burn up?13:07
MooDooi predict a riot13:07
GentileBenRIP MIR13:07
diddledanGentileBen: it didn't survive the re-entry attempt, therefore the re-entry failed13:08
LaneyIt wasn't a reentry attempt13:09
diddledanwhat kind of idiot points a space station at the ground if it's not a re-entry attempt?!13:10
Laneyboring, going to do something else now13:10
diddledanoh wait. russians.13:10
LaneyI'll come back when you've done trolling13:10
diddledanthat's never going to happen :-p13:10
penguin42diddledan: They did pretty well with that space station13:11
diddledanpenguin42: until they crashed it13:11
penguin42diddledan: well minor issue...13:11
MartijnVdSinto the pacific13:11
diddledanthey've broken the movie Armageddon, now13:11
MartijnVdSdiddledan: well, we can use ISS as a substitute13:11
MartijnVdSdiddledan: it has Russians on it as well13:11
diddledanand the americans have broken the movie "Space Cowbots"13:12
diddledanerr13:12
diddledancowbots sound interesting13:13
MartijnVdSdiddledan: "MOO. MOO."13:13
diddledanMartijnVdS: shouldn't that be "Beep. Moo. Moo."?13:14
diddledandoes `apt-get moo` still work?13:14
diddledanit does on 12.0413:15
mungbeanTwo men have been arrested in Saudi Arabia for offering free hugs to passers-by in the capital, Riyadh.13:15
mungbeanThe Saudi religious police detained the two young men for indulging in exotic practices and offending public order.13:15
diddledanwtF?13:16
diddledanI think saudi arabia must be broken13:16
mungbeanThe duties of Saudi Arabia's religious police, or mutawa, include preventing women driving, enforcing modest dress codes, policing bans on public entertainment and making sure all businesses close for prayers five times a day.13:16
GentileBendiddledan, Saudi Arabia is the most conservative country on earth.13:19
GentileBenThey're also a strong ally of the US and UK.13:20
GentileBenThe UK in particular - we sell lots of stuff to them.13:20
GentileBenAs for the US, the US Fifth Fleet is based in Bahrain and is primarily there to provide security to Saudi Arabia.13:21
GentileBenSo they need us, and we need them apparently....so we turn a blind eye to the fact they execute men for being gay, and women for being raped.13:22
diddledanthey've got a lot of oil-money that we want13:22
diddledanthey're a pretty rich nation13:22
GentileBenRich in terms of natural resources....not culture.13:24
GentileBenWell, Arabia in the Middle Ages was the cultural centre of the world.13:24
diddledanarabia covered most of the eastern countries though13:25
diddledanmodern eastern countries*13:25
GentileBenWhilst Europe was busy devising more elaborate ways of discriminating against Jews, the Arabs and Persians were busy doing things like inventing algebra and introducing the zero into complex math.13:25
mungbean:-|13:25
GentileBenOh, they also founded modern medicine and established the scientific method.13:26
GentileBenAnd now? They contribute nothing to world culture apart from despair.13:26
GentileBenHow the tables have turned.13:26
arsenmeanwhile, in the western world - i've mastered the art of eating a teacake using the three part method: chocolate, marshmallow, biscuit.13:26
arsenthink i'm going to IEEE it.13:27
penguin42arsen: One of those things that takes significant practice13:27
mungbeannot sure which era GentileBen is referring to13:27
penguin42arsen: And an M&S 16 pack13:27
mungbean"Whilst Europe was busy devising more elaborate ways of discriminating against Jews," is one of the most bizarre things i've ever read13:27
GentileBenmungbean, lol, do you know anything of European history?13:28
arsenexactly what i have in front of me, penguin42. I find the tunnocks ones tastier, but more difficult to master due to the mallow viscosity metrics.13:28
GentileBenSpanish Inquisition? Usury laws?13:28
penguin42GentileBen: You missed Clifford's tower13:29
MartijnVdSarsen: that sounds like something from http://www.reddit.com/r/VXJunkies13:29
GentileBenAccording to Wikipedia it was only 150.13:30
penguin42GentileBen: To be fair I think the Spanish Inquisition was a more general set of pillage and discrimination13:30
mungbeandr who keeps sticking/lagging on the google doodle game13:33
TheOpenSourcererThe Western hemisphere also comes up with amazing ideas like this: http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_jul2012/UltimateManwich.htm "The Manwich".13:42
popeyhmm, amazon just sent me £40.90 and I don't know why.13:45
TheOpenSourcererMOAR toys!13:45
Laneyoh they meant to send that to me13:46
Laneyjust pop it on over here if you would13:46
popeyToo late13:46
arsenspeaking of amazon, need an xmas list :D13:49
diddledanQI told us "who expected the spanish inquisition"13:49
MartijnVdSpopey: Pre-order price guarantee?13:49
popeyi have no idea13:50
popeyif I add a pound I could get GTA5 ☻13:51
GentileBenTheOpenSourcerer: MY MANWICH!!!13:57
penguin42popey: When you say that amazon just sent it you - in what way? It landed in a gift card/amazon account?13:57
popeyemail13:58
TheOpenSourcererMaybe they just love you popey13:58
penguin42popey: Is it real - or is it spam?13:58
popeyreal13:58
ali1234it's a faaaaaaaake14:04
popeyNope14:04
popeyredeemed it14:04
penguin42popey: Had you recently bought a lot of stuff with them?14:05
popey"Available Gift Certificate Balance: £40.90"14:05
popeyUpcoming Gift Certificate Expiries14:05
popey£40.90on 22 Nov 202314:05
popeyno14:05
popeyin the email it says "From: Amazon"14:06
MartijnVdSmaybe they just like you a lot?14:06
TheOpenSourcererbye all - have a nice weekend. I am going to :-)14:09
popeyo/14:09
TheOpenSourcererDinner tonight and beer festival tomorrow14:09
MooDoolater :)14:11
mungbeani receive £100 in vouchers once14:25
mungbeanfrom a outdoor camping store14:25
mungbeani sent them back as they were for a differnet mungbean14:25
arsensuch a common name these days14:33
SuperMattOMG I'VE FINALLY MANAGED TO WRITE MY OWN JUJU CHARMS AND RELATIONSHIP14:33
MartijnVdSSuperMatt: congratifications!14:33
MartijnVdSSuperMatt: What can you deploy now?14:33
SuperMattI'm now an expert14:33
SuperMatta customised version of nginx as a load balancer, and a boat load of nodejs apps14:34
arsenlovely.14:34
SuperMatthorizontal scaling ftw14:34
arseni wish i could use ubuntu at work :(14:34
SuperMattthe best way is to become a systems administrator14:34
arsenthat is me. :)14:34
SuperMattoh14:35
SuperMattare you forced to use debian?14:35
arsenworse!14:35
SuperMattred hat?14:35
MartijnVdSCentos?14:35
SuperMattCENTOS?!?!?14:35
arsenpartially, but also some worse!14:35
MartijnVdSGentoo?14:35
MartijnVdSAIX?14:35
MartijnVdS(pronounced as "aches")14:35
arsenhm.14:35
diddledandont' mention Gentoo14:35
arsenworse? :x14:35
MartijnVdSdiddledan: Gentoo! Gentoo! Arch! FreeBSD!14:35
diddledanI have to admin Gentoo boxen14:35
SuperMattslackware?14:36
SuperMattwindows?14:36
SuperMattOSX?14:36
arsenSuSE :(14:36
SuperMattoh, you think that sucks?14:36
diddledanmy subtle plan that seems to be working so far is: break them irrepairably and get management to agree to replace them with ubuntus14:36
SuperMattbecause I've been hearing really good things about opensuse v12 and above14:36
arseni have done ubuntu tests but doesnt really work with our existing infrastructure.14:36
arsenoh no, this isn't opensuse. :x14:36
diddledanSLES?14:37
SuperMattjust regular suse?14:37
SuperMattman14:37
arsencorrect, SLES.14:37
MartijnVdSarsen: poor man14:37
diddledanouch14:37
arseni managed to drop SLED for desktops in favour of CentOS as it was a clean swap with no real changes to anything else needed.14:37
diddledanCentOS was viable as a desktop?!14:37
SuperMattoh man, the last SLES release was 4 and a half years ago14:38
SuperMattaccording to wikipedia14:38
arseni thin the latest SP2 we use was released not too long ago, maybe last year.14:38
SuperMattthere's an SP3 now14:38
SuperMattbut surely it's time to break away from service packs and do a new release?14:38
arsenyeah it's SLES for a business requirement rather than any logical reason.14:39
diddledanno, I think you mean. It's SLES because the boss fell for marketing14:39
arsenmainly the naivety of my predicessor.14:39
arsenfor what we do there's only really ~3 options, one was SuSE.14:40
diddledano_O14:40
MartijnVdSOracle.14:40
arsengod no.14:40
arseni managed to drop Oracle hardware within my first month :D14:41
MartijnVdSthey do SuSE, RHEL and their own "bulletproof linux"14:41
diddledanslowloris14:42
arsen i guess i could replace the ancient NIS system and that'd allow a bit more flexibility in non-prod systems.14:43
diddledanNIS shouldn't restrict you although unless it's NIS+ (proprietary oracle/sun afair) then your passwords are visible to anyone on the network (albeit the hashes thereof)14:50
diddledanhmm, 40 gentoos to patch14:59
MartijnVdSdiddledan: yum!15:00
MartijnVdSI mean.. emerge!15:00
diddledanI've still got 14 servers that I haven't even checked their maintainability/got them sufficiently updated that portage actually works yet, and that's since I started going through them all over a year ago15:03
diddledanthe joys of gentoo15:03
diddledanif I didn't do it, though, it wouldn't get done15:03
diddledanand then when something goes wrong, management complain that it wasn't done - I'm only one man and they keep pulling me off to do other work15:04
mungbeangentoo in the workplace?15:04
mungbeantwisted!15:04
diddledanyeah, it was set up by a sadist15:05
mungbeani would sack them15:05
MartijnVdSdiddledan: not a masochist?15:05
mungbeanpure negligence15:05
mungbeanor a plloy for job retention15:05
mungbeanbut selfish anyway15:05
* mungbean is in the server room replacing a broken switch15:06
diddledanMartijnVdS: he used to be a masochist. but then he turned 30 and vowed never to do server admin work ever again. so became a sadist by handing it over to me and laughing15:06
mungbeantrying to hammer out a working config15:06
ali1234if you select the "automatic login" option during install, how do you clear it?15:09
MartijnVdSali1234: probably by fiddling with lightdm config15:09
MartijnVdSali1234: or PAM15:09
arsendiddledan  - its NIS, rather than NIS+ - but i found NIS a pita on ubuntu desktop, and the alternative is to break out nis into ldap/bind15:10
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dubaco_hej15:37
daftykinshi15:38
arsenhejsan15:45
arsenhi2u daftykins15:45
daftykinshi sir15:46
dubaco_arsen: hur mår du15:46
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arsengod tack (?!) ? :D15:50
arsen</svenska>15:50
arsenwhat's going on in daftykinsland15:50
dubaco_arsen:  nothing much, its cold and they are whining about it /the usual15:51
daftykinsarsen: mmm not much here, getting cold and i've not got much work on atm so all is quiet15:52
arsensounds pretty much the same across the board. here too.15:52
arseni'm playing with graphite.15:52
daftykinsin a pencil? :D15:52
arsenkinda, there is a 'pencil' tool to use with it i think.15:53
daftykinsback shortly!15:53
dubaco_arsen: heard about the graphine profolactic that they are making in Sweden?15:55
penguin42dubaco_: You mean that they're making in Manchester15:55
penguin42dubaco_: http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/stiff-competition-manchester-universty-researchers-632418515:56
dubaco_penguin42: yes based on swedish research (i dont actually know.. but most things come from sweden)15:56
dubaco_swedens awesome... for women15:57
arsen:D15:57
dubaco_as  a women i do miss it, i mean i have value in sweden15:57
penguin42dubaco_: I'm sure they'll need testers15:58
dubaco_there are pleanty investment bankers who would be apt testers - i mean there are... knowlegeable about something15:59
arsenso that makes you sweden's most valuable export, dubaco_ ?16:01
penguin42dubaco_: Actually I can't find the actual press details, but there were a bunch of about 10 or so groups given funds for this research on better condoms, at least 2 of them proposing using graphene16:01
dubaco_arsen no, sweden's most valuable export, is me16:02
dubaco_oh and glögg16:02
arsenok i'm confused. i thought that's what i said :<16:03
dubaco_but economiclly i guess that may be Ikea16:03
arsenglogg is good :D16:03
dubaco_I just bought the ingridiants for Glögg16:03
arsenthere could be lots of potential monetary value locked in you, dubaco_ - you may not yet of reached your lifetime economic peak!16:03
dubaco_arsen, true, when they let me sail with SOIC this april i'll be glad - then i can get into university16:04
dubaco_studying History and Scandinavian studies16:04
arseninteresting. i'm all done with Uni for now.16:08
dubaco_arsen: is uni done with you though?`16:09
arsenprobably not, they keep asking me for details about jobs16:09
dubaco_where did you study?16:09
arseni'll go back for an MBA or PHD maybe.16:09
dubaco_stockholm eller??16:09
arsennono, i'm English :) I pretended to learn things at Portsmouth.16:10
dubaco_ah, but you speak swedish??16:10
arsennot really, :D16:10
dubaco_you know swedish????!16:10
dubaco_**looks disapointed**16:11
arsen have a friend who does, he spent a year there. I almost did a year at Uppsala.16:11
arsensorreh :)16:11
dubaco_Uppsala rocks - i like the cathederal - its awesome, and is where many swedish kings and queens lay16:11
dubaco_vasa lays there does he not?16:12
arsenI know there IS a cathederal, not much about the history though. The Uni is pretty impressive.16:13
dubaco_i agree when i get 4000 pounds i will go study Swedish fora while there16:14
dubaco_gtg16:16
dubaco_pok x"16:16
arseno_O16:18
RoryWhat vps provider has really cool IP addresses that are short?16:21
RoryI'm a sucker for that sort of thing?16:21
Rorys/?/16:21
arseni'm pretty sure you can't buy IP's by length.16:23
sara_1hej16:33
sara_1im back16:33
sara_1dubaco16:34
arsengood job!16:34
sara_1arsen, have you noticed that on Ubuntu 13.10 there is a graphical display error on xserv, on a asus k53u16:35
sara_1it really is a bit naff16:35
arsenafraid i dont have that board!16:35
sara_1fear not16:35
popeyi have a similar board16:36
sara_1popey: how to use paste in non graphical mode so i can paste the output of LSPCI in f2 and have a copy of the link to paste here?16:38
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sara_1i mean like 'paste lspci > paste.ubuntu.com' or something like that16:39
sara_1arsen: ?16:40
popeypastebinit16:40
popeysudo apt-get install pastebinit16:40
popeylshw > pastebinit16:40
sara_1and then how to copy the link?16:40
popeyits short, just type it16:40
sara_1it did it but no link came up16:44
sara_1popey:16:44
popeyoof, sorry, lshw | pastebinit16:44
popeyyou probably have a file called "pastebinit"16:45
ali1234sara_1: did i fix your bluetooth?16:46
ali1234if you want it fixing permanently, the kernel people need some information on your hardware: http://www.spinics.net/lists/linux-bluetooth/msg35730.html16:48
sara_1http://paste.ubuntu.com/645937216:48
sara_1ali1234: no you didnt16:49
sara_1ali1234: should that help?16:49
ali1234i dunno, maybe it was someone else16:49
sara_1yes it was me16:49
sara_1But you did not fix it completly16:49
ali1234oh?16:50
ali1234it would have stopped working the next time the kernel updated16:50
sara_1the correct question would be "did you ask me to help fix your bloothooth a while ago?" :D - grammar is so hard isn't it?16:50
ali1234the patch needs to be incorporated in the upstream kernel, but they refused it, cos they need more information16:50
sara_1to which my answer would be yes16:51
ali1234of course if the fix didn't work anyway, then there's no point sending it upstream16:51
sara_1well it was recognised but does not work now anyway16:52
ali1234as i said, that's because the kernel has been updated in the past six months16:52
sara_1paste.ubuntu.com/6459396 i hear you, and am trying to help you give more infos16:53
ali1234sara_1: well all that is needed is sudo cat /sys/kernel/debug/usb/devices | pastebinit16:58
daftykinshmm one of those little AMD APU systems16:58
daftykinsthey're quite the underachievers, in performance terms :(16:58
ali1234and then tell me if you want your name and email on the patch or not (you probably don't)16:58
daftykinsarsen: have you new console gen been of any interest to you? regardless of intent to purchase17:01
arseni'm undecided really, i'd love to upgrade my home PC but i cant really see any reason to. Ergo i probably won't jump on a console - as if i'm gona spend it will be going towards a new (gasp) mac air, or my PC. I like the look of the PS4 tho.17:09
ali1234wow. if you run "lightdm --test-mode" normally it just loops the login screen over and over17:11
ali1234but if you have lightdm configured for auto login you get a full nested desktop session17:11
SuperMattgrrr17:11
ali1234which is actually quite handy17:11
SuperMattthe most annoying this about losing weight is now my suit is too big :(17:11
SuperMatt*thing17:12
ali1234wear loads of jumpers?17:15
daftykinsarsen: mmm, i looked at upgrading my desktop a bit ago - it'd be £800 odd to move this c2q up to a decent i7 - just no reason to really17:24
daftykinsi love getting to setup other peoples systems so i can see just how pointless it'd be :D17:24
arsenpretty much17:24
arseni've got a 5.2ghz 6 core box under my desk, with some SSDs and 64gig of ram17:25
arsenmakes doing anything to my home PC less exciting.17:25
arsenactually i lie, its 5.1 at the moment.17:25
daftykins^_^17:25
arseni seem to be getting AWS invoices, i think i need to remove some data off the storage thing. not cool.17:26
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daftykinshmm the mirrors don't seem to be performing so well17:51
daftykinsi just used the software sources prog to auto select mirror - got given this funky as29550.net one17:52
daftykinsit gave me 2MB/sec vs. gg.archive...'s 2Mb17:52
AzelphurHas anyone ever bought a robotic vacuum cleaner (roomba type thing) and got any recommendations? thinking of picking one up for my flat as it's all hardwood and has no steps, I imagine a robot would make short work of it.18:05
diddledanshauno has robosuck18:06
Azelphurfun :)18:06
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daftykinsAzelphur in his ongoing pursuit of never wanting to leave his seat! :)18:09
Azelphuryup18:09
Azelphurdaftykins: and in the meantime, I bought a neptune pine, take my computer with me18:09
Azelphur:)18:09
daftykinswhat's that sir?18:09
Azelphurhttp://www.kickstarter.com/projects/neptune/neptune-pine-smartwatch-reinvented18:11
AzelphurI got the early backer deal18:11
diddledanso it's a phone that you wear on your wrist?18:13
Azelphurdiddledan: pretty much18:13
AzelphurI plan to use it as a companion device18:13
penguin42Azelphur: Looks a bit bug18:14
penguin42big18:14
Azelphurpenguin42: wuss, I remember carrying around my XPS M1730.18:14
diddledan1.2GHz dual-core? in a watch?18:14
diddledanwow18:14
Azelphurdiddledan: yea, impressive18:15
shaunoI like my roomba.  I don't think it does as good a job as an actual vacuum - but it does a better job than me18:15
diddledanthat's gonna eat flatteries for, well, a snack18:15
penguin42diddledan: That's pretty low end for a lot of the android kit these days; the real prob is that the watch doesn't have the room for a large battery18:16
daftykinshrmm i felt like answering a simple askubuntu.com question, so i logged into my launchpad account but now when i'm trying to click on 'log in with launchpad' i'm getting told "No OpenID endpoint found" ?18:16
diddledan2.4inches should be enough for anyone18:16
diddledan</bill>18:17
Azelphurwell i plan to use it as a companion device so most features will be off18:17
shaunomy only complaint (I've had it for 9 months?) is that it has no sense of direction.  it doesn't do a great job of finding its way home if the base station is in a different room18:17
Azelphurhehe18:17
diddledanshauno: that's why you need to build your own out of a raspberry pi. call it the piSuck18:18
shaunoI've seen something close to that done before.  it has a serial port 'exposed' (under the plastic), so mounting a new brain and feeding it directions is easier than you'd expect18:19
daftykinsnevermind i solved it - you use your launchpad ID not your 'username'18:19
Azelphurfun :)18:19
penguin42Azelphur: Their back facing camera is a bit weird - I think the Galaxy gear puts a camera on the wriststrap but that means you can't put an arbitrary strap on it18:19
diddledanwhat's the difference between launchpad id and username?18:19
diddledanI never knew there were two things18:20
Azelphurpenguin42: has front and rear18:20
Azelphurthe idea is that you can abuse it as a gopro with extra features18:20
Azelphuror use the front camera for video calling18:20
penguin42Azelphur: Yeh but the rear is facing your wrist most of the time18:20
Azelphurpenguin42: not if you're abusing it as a gopro18:20
shaunooh, the other (roomba) oddity is that precisely one error message is verbalized as a recorded voice.  (error: move roomba to a new location).  everything else is communicated by song (?!)18:21
Azelphurbut yea, I won't make much use of the rear camera, or the gps, or a host of the other features18:21
Azelphurbut £120 ain't bad for such a versatile device18:21
Azelphurshauno: yay music18:21
Azelphurshauno: any specific roomba to get / models to avoid?18:21
diddledanshauno: it'ld be better if it was by dance18:21
shaunoie, happy song when it starts, finale when it finds the base station, sad song when it pushes the kitchen door shut and then can't find a way out18:21
diddledanaccompanied by song if need be18:21
diddledanthe funeral durge18:22
Azelphurshauno: haha18:22
shaunoI've got a 521, which was about the cheapest one I could find at the time.  the only reason I'd really get anything more would be to have a built-in timer  (so you can schedule it to run while you're not home)18:23
diddledanyou leave it at home unattended?18:23
Azelphurhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Irobot-Roomba-5545-/121217167174?pt=UK_Vacuum_Cleaners&hash=item1c391b2f46 might nab this one?18:24
diddledanthat's probably classed as abuse by the RSPCA18:24
diddledanshauno: do you at least leave a little water?18:24
Azelphurshauno: any comments on that one^ :)18:29
shaunowas just looking .. I don't understand their numbering scheme at all :)18:31
Azelphurshauno: me either, apparently it's the same as a Domotec DVU0001818:31
Azelphuraccording to some forum post18:31
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diddledangoogle docs/drive ftw19:45
diddledanI've just put in a load of conditional formatting and data validation on a spreadsheet that lists tasks and their status for various servers19:45
diddledanit looks funky now19:45
diddledancolours everywhere19:46
diddledanup the wazzoo, so to speak19:46
daftykinsXD19:47
daftykinsah, didn't know gDocs supports conditional formatting now19:47
MartijnVdSdiddledan: that reminds me of.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSxAoxwYyxE19:50
daftykinshe had long hair :O19:56
MartijnVdSdaftykins: it was late 2005 (even though the video claims it was uploaded in '08) :)19:58
MartijnVdSdaftykins: this is UDS-Montreal, where Dapper Drake was thought out19:58
MartijnVdShttps://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbuntuBelowZero19:58
daftykinswowzer!19:59
MartijnVdSdaftykins: this was in Mataro (near Barcelona), in December 2004: http://www.flickr.com/photos/treenaks/sets/72157622499451161/19:59
MartijnVdSdaftykins: just after Warty released19:59
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mungbeanhow can i bulk edit mp3tags when lookup dont work, but instead i want to write the file/folder names instead as mp3 tags?20:01
MartijnVdSmungbean: I'd use picard20:01
MartijnVdSmungbean: if you can't look it up with that, it doesn't exist :P20:02
MartijnVdSmungbean: that or exfalso20:02
MartijnVdS(which can tag files manually AND rename files based on tags)20:02
mungbeanits an audiobook20:03
mungbeani was trying picard, i'll try exfalso, ta20:03
mungbeanthe only apple device in my house is an accidental purchase of 1st gen ipod nano20:04
mungbeandoesn't allow file/folder structure20:05
mungbeanunless rockbox works on it :P20:05
mungbeanoh...20:05
mungbeanApple: iPod 1g through 5.5g, iPod Mini, iPod Nano 1g20:05
daftykinshehe20:06
* penguin42 does have a Nano he was given, and some ~25 year old PPC Macs20:06
daftykins:D20:06
daftykinsi had a PPC iMac which hard locked when you plugged in a USB mass storage device20:06
penguin42USB? Pah modern20:07
MartijnVdSADB is where it's at20:07
penguin42These are PowerMac 6100 and 7200's - yeh ADB20:07
daftykinsADB?20:07
daftykinsandroid jobby?20:07
daftykins0o20:07
MartijnVdSdaftykins: apple desktop bus20:07
penguin42apple desktop bus I think20:08
diddledanemac20:08
daftykinsah20:08
diddledanthat's where it's at20:08
MartijnVdShttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apple_Desktop_Bus20:08
daftykinsoh i'm certainly no fan of USB (:20:08
diddledanapple stuff always used to use scsi in the 90s20:08
MartijnVdS"No machines being built today use ADB for device interconnection, but up to February 2005, PowerBooks and iBooks still used the ADB protocol in the internal interface with the built-in keyboard and touchpad. "20:08
penguin42why? USB has been the single best thing to happen in computers for a long long time20:08
diddledaneverything was scsi even scanners20:08
penguin42even printers20:08
penguin42diddledan: A lot of older scanners were SCSI, some of the parallel scanners are scsi with a parallel-scsi bridge in20:09
daftykinsoh it's certainly had benefits, but it also had many frustrating elements from inception20:09
daftykinsi was happy on my PS/2 peripherals for quite some time :D20:09
penguin42really? I think all the frustrations have been shitty USB hubs with broken PSUs20:09
mungbeanso hopefully ipon nano rockboxed should work like anyway normal mp3 player?20:09
daftykinsugh hubs ;)20:10
daftykinsclassic case of users trying to connect too many things at once20:10
diddledanin the windows 95 days you had to do weird driver hoop-jumping because it wouldn't let you plug an unknown device into the system and _then_ install the driver. you had to install the driver first20:10
daftykinsbut yeah the whole USB master/slave relationship of old was quite frustrating20:10
diddledanusb*20:10
diddledanof course linux was only a baby back then20:12
penguin42Linux was good fun back then20:14
diddledanI didn't really understand what was what in linux-land around that era20:14
mungbeanwhen?20:15
diddledanI tried recompiling the kernel, but truth be told I didn't have a clue what I was doing or why other than "sound don't work and this document says that recompiling the kenrel is required to make it work" <-- I didn't understand what a kernel was even20:15
daftykins:)20:16
diddledanmungbean: mid90s20:16
daftykinsthings certainly got a lot easier once we had home routers sharing broadband connections20:16
daftykins(to try out different OSs)20:16
mungbeanlinux was most fun when ubunt was just released, although i'd been using it for a few years before then, ubuntu made it fun where redhat was dull20:19
mungbean(on the desktop)20:19
daftykinsmy client got a fully typed up snail mail letter from Adobe regarding the hack on them today20:44
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diddledandaftykins: that's somewhat delayed21:03
daftykinsindeed21:04
daftykinsit says they decrypted some card details using their systems, i didn't realise that21:04
daftykinsperhaps a new bank card should be requested21:04
Myrttidaftykins: Finnish banks have cancelled cards21:35
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ali1234popey: i got my wiped EFS fixed at unlocksamsungonline.com - it was really dodgy and i had to send some money on paypal, but it worked22:57
ali1234and also had to install some very dodgy software on a windows computer22:57
ali1234but hey it's cheaper than a new phone22:57
daftykinsis that when you wipe something when you're not ready?22:57
ali1234on samsung phones the IMEI is stored in protected flash22:58
ali1234it's possible to wipe it accidentally22:58
ali1234but you can't restore it, because then you'd be able to change the IMEI, which is illegal22:59
ali1234but some guy in .nl hacked the phone to be able to do this, but to use his software you have to buy a code from him22:59
diddledanyou can wipe it but you can't write to it? how can you wipe it if you can't write?22:59
ali1234diddledan: there is a checksum. if the checksum doesn't match, he phone erases the EFS23:00
diddledanaha23:00
ali1234you can write the checksum but not the EFS23:00
penguin42ali1234: Sounds like someone stored the checksum in the wrong place23:00
ali1234i dunno how mine got wiped, other than i was flashing custom roms23:00
penguin42ali1234: What was that on?23:01
ali1234but yeah it's pretty crappy on samsung's part to make it breakable but not fixable23:01
ali1234this was on a samsung galaxy23:01
ali1234anyway if you wipe the EFS you get a default IMEI, which works on some networks and not others. and if you ring up for support they get really freaked out because changing the IMEI on a phone is highly illegal23:02
ali1234even if you just want to put it back to how it was23:02
daftykins:D23:02
daftykinsyip pretty sure i've seen lots of big fat cautions beside every Samsung flashing forum thread on the big phone site i can't remember the name of right now23:03
diddledanlol, I'd like to hear that conversation23:03
ali1234yeah it was pretty funny because i didn't know what happened until i rang up support23:03
ali1234so i told them the IMEI of my phone and they were like "that's not a valid IMEI, you must have look ed at the wrong number"23:04
ali1234then they checked their logs and they were like "that's impossible"23:04
diddledanand this is why logging even on enterprise scale is important23:04
ali1234anyway i just wanted to report that even though that website looks incredibly dodgy, i have successfully used it to repair my phone23:05
diddledanit's pretty decent that you managed to get them to look up logs - it can't have been an average phone monkey23:05
ali1234it was t-mobile, after they merged with orange but before they turned into EE23:05
penguin42ali1234: Presumably now your phone is also being used to route international terrorist-arms-trading-porn-pirated DVDs around the world as well, but at least he's restored the IMEI23:05
diddledan\o/23:06
ali1234penguin42: who knows? i reflashed to cyanogenmod after backing up the fixed EFS23:06
diddledanspeaking of which, where do I buy the terrorist-arms-trading-porn-pirated dvds other than in china?23:06
ali1234though i'm not sure what good the backup is, if you can't write it. but i havent had any problems since then23:07
daftykins:D23:10
diddledanhmm.. decisions decisions. despicable me 1 + 2. do I buy on itunes or googley playdoh?23:10
penguin42or amazon?23:11
diddledanthere's a whopping £0.99 difference in cost between the two with apple coming out cheaper23:11
daftykinsi watched both of those recently23:11
daftykinsi'm a bit of a sucker for those kiddy films23:11
diddledandaftykins: yeah, they look awesome. I want a minion or three23:11
daftykinsdunno, it's unclear if they need feeding23:12
diddledanba ba ba. ba na nana23:12
diddledanfor those that don't know the banana song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qsH_LFRr6k23:17
RoryThere's a button here on my laptop and I have no idea what it does23:20
diddledanRory: DON'T PUSH IT!!!!!1!!23:21
ali1234it's probably the 1 touch recovery23:21
RoryIt's near my volume keys23:21
diddledan-_-23:21
daftykinsthat narrows it down23:21
diddledandoes one-touch recovery fix my ubuntu for me?23:21
ali1234if you put ubuntu in the recover partition, sure23:22
ali1234it's basically just a dedicated boot menu button instead of pressing F2 or whatever23:22
diddledanthey should put disclaimers on their manuals about it only recovering if you haven't deleted the "unknown partition"23:22
RoryIt is a shell script that Googles the last error message, goes to the first Stack Exchange result, and runs any bash commands written in the top answer23:23
daftykinsXD23:23
ali1234pretty much what i do all day ^23:23
RoryFixes 99% of #ubuntu issues23:23
diddledanwait, did I miss a step23:23
diddledanhow is a button near the volume keys a shell script that google the last error message, goes to the firsts stack exch...23:24
Rorydiddledan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke23:24
diddledanI fail to understand the punch line23:25
RoryWell ali1234 said it was the 1-touch-recovery23:25
RoryAnd I thought what a 1-touch-recovery for ubuntu would look like, in the context of "fix my thing that's broke"23:25
daftykinsjudging by my introduction to askubuntu.com questions earlier - it may take many forms23:26
RoryI really want to know what this is23:29
RoryI have volume mute, then 2 volume keys, then mic mute, then this weird button which is elongated and thin23:30
stgraberRory: is that on a thinkpad?23:30
RoryIt's not a programmable macro key or anything; this is a Thinkpad23:30
daftykinscan you take a pic?23:30
daftykinsor link to a pic23:30
stgraberRory: ok, so that's the thinkvantage button23:30
Rory...for real?23:30
RoryThat is a thing?23:30
stgraberyep23:30
penguin42the blue lozenge23:30
RoryI thought it might have been to do with the switchable graphics23:30
stgraberpenguin42: blue in older thinkpads, now just black on newer ones23:31
stgraberRory: so on Ubuntu it won't do anything by default but you can bind it just like any other key. Here I use it as a shortcut to compiz's expose mode (usually win+e)23:31
RoryAlso there's an upward-facing transparent porthole in between the touchpad and the fingerprint reader. It looks like a second webcam of some kind, but I can't think of a single use-case for that23:31
stgraberRory: it's also used by some thinkpads as the interrupt key for their firmware (to get you into some kind of menu from which you can choose to enter the firmware menu or boot menu or some recovery options)23:32
Rorystgraber: Fair enough; my model uses the Return key23:32
Rory"Press Enter to interrupt normal boot..." it's the smoothest way of doing it I've ever seen23:32
RoryThen you have time to see what is the bios, what is the boot menu, and whatever else23:33
RoryRather than ohcrap-ohgod is it f2 or del or what? Oh it's gone. Ctrl-alt-del... damn I missed Grub as well. Alt+SysReq+B23:33
penguin42stgraber: Oh, it was obviously too hard for them to keep to the nice obvious separate coloured button23:34
popeyali1234: will pass that on, thanks23:34
* popey installed CM7 on an HTC Hero for the lols23:42
daftykinsXD23:46
daftykinsi'm not hugely fond of what KitKat has changed for me thus far23:46
daftykinsbut ah well - i shall deal with it23:47
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shaunomathematica on the pi looks interesting .. just not sure what for yet23:53
penguin42shauno: So that you can dispay odd parabolic surfaces on random displays?23:54

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