/srv/irclogs.ubuntu.com/2013/11/28/#ubuntu-uk.txt

spencer7x7hey everyone!00:23
spencer7x7anyone know how to install Steam on Lubuntu 13.10?00:24
ali1234same guy?00:24
spencer7x7sorta im his bro and im helping him00:24
ali1234well, you need to figure out why it hangs00:24
ali1234strace will show you what it is doing, but you need to be able to interpret the output00:25
spencer7x7I dont know, I tried uninstalling it installing it by this method:http://fosshelp.blogspot.com/2013/10/how-to-install-steam-client-on-ubuntu.html00:25
spencer7x7strace how do you open that?00:25
ali1234it's a command line program00:25
spencer7x7so i type in strace steam?00:26
spencer7x7okay i typed that and i got lots of text00:27
spencer7x7lemme see how i can post it00:27
ali1234you need to do: strace -f -e file steam 2>/tmp/strace.log00:28
spencer7x7okay, now what?00:29
ali1234now pastebinit /tmp/strace.log00:31
ali1234then post the url it gives you00:32
spencer7x7http://paste.ubuntu.com/6487270/00:33
ali1234heh... massive00:34
ali1234hmm... what specs does the computer have btw?00:36
ali1234people usually put lubuntu on low spec machines... maybe it's just not good enough to run steam?00:36
spencer7x7This has like 512MB of RAM00:37
spencer7x7and Intel Pentium 400:37
ali1234what graphics card?00:38
spencer7x7how do you check that?00:39
ali1234lspci | grep VGA00:39
spencer7x7Intel Corporation 82865G Integrated Graphics Controller (rev 02)00:40
* penguin42 notes that strace has a SIGTRAP in - very odd00:41
ali1234yeah i saw that00:43
ali1234make me think maybe they don't want people debugging the steam binaries :)00:44
ali1234although it loads up fine here in strace00:44
ali1234execve("/bin/sed", ["sed", "s/32/64/"], [/* 57 vars */] -> what00:46
spencer7x7i have no idea what does that mean00:47
penguin42Asus 4k monitors starting to appear - at just under #3k for 31.5"00:47
daftykins:D00:47
daftykinspenguin42: i'll have two! ;)00:47
penguin42ali1234: It's not bothered to show you the whole of the environment00:48
daftykinslol running Steam on an 865G onboard00:48
ali1234penguin42: i know, i was more like "why is it even running sed s/32/64/"00:48
penguin42ali1234: Well that's the way to convert 32 machines into 64....00:48
ali1234spencer7x7: what does "uname -a" say?00:49
penguin42ali1234: Is it possible he has a 64bit steam download for his 64bit machine?00:49
penguin42daftykins: To be fair it is a lot of pixels00:49
ali1234it's a 32 bit steam according to an older paste00:50
penguin42ok00:50
penguin42ali1234: Being P4 I'm wondering if it's missing an instruction extension, one of the SSE...00:50
daftykinsif it's a pentium 4 like he said then it must be 32-bit right00:50
penguin42there was one gen of 64bit00:50
spencer7x7i search and the text "uname -a" does not appear00:50
ali1234it's a command00:51
spencer7x7oh okay00:51
ali1234penguin42: yeah i thought that too, but then it should say "SIGILL" not "SIGTRAP"00:51
spencer7x7Linux Mydim3s 3.11.0-13-generic #20-Ubuntu SMP Wed Oct 23 17:26:33 UTC 2013 i686 i686 i686 GNU/Linux00:51
ali1234hmm, yes, definitely 32 bit00:51
penguin42ali1234: Yeh agreed, I'd also expect the SIGILL00:51
ali1234also it should exit, not just hang00:52
ali1234all this strace is doing all the standard dpkg stuff that steam does to install it's deps00:52
spencer7x7so what do we do?00:55
ali1234this is a hard one00:56
penguin42ali1234: How about strace attach to the hung thing?00:56
spencer7x7lemme try00:56
* penguin42 notes Steams hardware requirements just say 512MB RAM/1GHz or faster00:56
ali1234maybe it's trying to do some network thing?00:57
spencer7x7he has that00:57
penguin42is there not some steam specific debug somewhere?00:57
daftykinsit must be querying Valve for client updates no?00:58
daftykinsif it's first run00:58
spencer7x7just a bootstrap log, but its pretty useless00:58
spencer7x7all it says is :[2013-11-27 19:28:51] Startup - updater built Nov 25 2013 18:07:0500:59
ali1234~/.steam/steam/logs/00:59
ali1234there is only bootstrap_log.txt, and nothing else?00:59
spencer7x7yeah01:00
spencer7x7only bootstrap_log.txt01:00
penguin42when it's hanging is it eating cpu or disk?01:00
ali1234the thing is, when you "install" the steam.deb, it really only installs another installer01:00
ali1234and it looks like the second installer is failing somehow01:01
spencer7x7hmm weirsd01:01
spencer7x7and its not eating CPU or RAM01:01
spencer7x7its just doing nothing01:01
ali1234then... it's waiting for something01:01
spencer7x7should i reopen it?01:01
ali1234just leave it for now01:02
spencer7x7mkay01:02
ali1234what processes are actually running?01:02
spencer7x7lxtask and chrome01:03
ali1234what does "pgrep steam" say?01:04
ali1234(open a second terminal)01:04
spencer7x7309501:04
ali1234try: sudo strace -p309501:05
ali1234this will output a lot... or maybe nothing at all01:05
ali1234but it will most likely say the same thing over and over01:05
penguin42or be stuck in a select or poll01:05
ali1234yes01:05
spencer7x7it says "Process 3095 attached futex(0x96e9b0c, FUTEX_WAIT_PRIVATE, 1, NULL"01:06
penguin42ah01:06
ali1234ah?01:06
penguin42that's difficult to track01:06
ali1234means nothing to me :)01:06
spencer7x7brb gotta eat01:06
penguin42ali1234: It means it's waiting for some other process01:06
ali1234o_O01:06
ali1234like, dpkg?01:07
ali1234AH01:07
ali1234lubuntu = no consolekit?01:07
penguin42ali1234: Well it's pretty much impossible to tell at that point01:07
ali1234it's popping that thing that says "you need to install these dependencies", and that is trying to do consolekit on dbus... and lubuntu doesn't have it01:07
penguin42yeh waiting on dbus is reasonable01:07
penguin42dbus-monitor perhaps?01:08
ali1234so maybe the fix it: sudo apt-get -f install01:08
ali1234which steam normally does for you, but apparently can't for some reason01:08
daftykinsdoesn't the deb just install some dependancies 0o01:10
daftykinsseems a bit of an oversight01:10
ali1234no if you install it with dpkg01:11
daftykinsoic01:11
ali1234or maybe gdebi, if you downloaded it manually01:11
daftykinsah yes, the graphical way is no way :>01:11
ali1234anyway, steam does check for this and tries to fix it, but maybe it can't in lubuntu01:11
daftykinsyou know, if it were me, i'd have just re-run it as root for fun01:14
daftykinsto see if it made any difference XD01:14
ali1234i haven't done that in years :)01:15
daftykinswhich i know is totally stupid01:15
ali1234not since i used gentoo probably01:15
daftykinsthe masochists distro01:15
ali1234no, that's suse01:15
daftykinshow is suse worse 0o01:16
ali1234yast.01:16
daftykinshateful package management?01:16
ali1234yast isn't just a package manager01:16
ali1234it configures everything on the whole system. and if you don't use it, it eats your config files01:16
* penguin42 had this laptop running opensuse for a while - it wasn't THAT bad01:17
daftykins:D01:17
ali1234opensuse fixed a lot of the problems with it. but last time i used suse was like... 200201:17
ali1234i have the boxed edition somewhere still01:17
ali12348 CDs and 3 manuals01:17
penguin42yeh I've got a SuSE for Alpha box set from about 2000ish01:18
daftykinslol 3 manuals, ouch01:19
ali1234anyway gentoo seemed like an improvement at the time, due to it's hands-off approach to letting you configure everything the way you want01:20
spencer7x7k back01:20
ali1234spencer7x7: try this: sudo apt-get -f install01:20
ali1234er, kill steam first01:20
spencer7x7does the fact that is says "The following packages were automatically installed and are no longer required:" have anything to do with it?01:22
ali1234no01:22
spencer7x7and something about autoremove01:22
ali1234no, that's fine01:22
spencer7x7okay now what01:23
ali1234anything else?01:23
spencer7x7cause other than that text, that command did nothing01:23
daftykinsin your situation since nothing is happening, it'd be more likely due to missing packages rather than having something extra :>01:23
spencer7x7maybe Lubuntu has some packages Ubuntu doesnt have?01:23
ali1234yes, quite possibly01:24
ali1234but the steam.deb doesn't have a dependency on them, so there's no way to know what they might be01:24
daftykinsmaybe someone has them written up somewhere?01:24
ali1234no, tried googling01:24
ali1234the only thing that came up was xfonts-scalable but that didn't help01:25
penguin42could install ubuntu-desktop if you have the space01:25
penguin42 (don't need to use it)01:25
ali1234well all i can think of is doing a full strace to find what it's waiting on01:26
daftykinsspencer7x7: what games do you really hope to run on that ancient machine anyway? :D01:26
daftykinsi mean is it even worth it?01:26
spencer7x7i dunno its my bros idea01:27
spencer7x7hey im the first guy who asked mydim301:27
spencer7x7and i think this computer can run team forrtress01:27
daftykinsah yeah01:29
daftykinsas in classic01:29
spencer7x7no i mean the 2nd01:29
spencer7x7i think it can run it01:30
spencer7x7this pos is not that bad01:30
ali1234spencer7x7: so, we're going to do this the hard way i guess. open two terminals, kill steam if it's running, then do: strace -f steam 2>/tmp/steam.log01:31
daftykinsonboard 865 graphics? hmm i really don't think so01:31
ali1234then in the other terminal do: tail -f /tmp/steam.log01:31
ali1234wait until it starts outputing the same thing over and over (that thing about FUTEX probably) and then kill the strace in the first terminal01:32
ali1234then check how big the log file is01:32
spencer7x71st terminal just stopped01:33
ali1234yeah it will01:33
ali1234it shouldn't output much of anything at all01:33
ali1234everything should go to the second one01:34
spencer7x72nd one is put out some text and just got stuck01:34
ali1234what's the last thing it said on the second?01:34
spencer7x7exited with 001:34
ali1234full line?01:34
spencer7x7+++ exited with 0 +++01:35
ali1234first terminal is still running?01:35
spencer7x7yeah01:35
ali1234did you put -f?01:35
spencer7x7its not throwing new text01:36
spencer7x7yes01:36
spencer7x7i put -f01:36
ali1234did you kill steam before doing this?01:36
spencer7x7yes01:36
ali1234hmm01:37
ali1234how big is the /tmp/steam.log?01:37
spencer7x7lemme see01:37
spencer7x7wheres the log file?01:37
spencer7x7sorry for the lame question01:37
ali1234/tmp/01:38
spencer7x7hmm, its pretty big01:38
spencer7x7like 45000+ lines01:39
ali1234how many MB is it?01:39
spencer7x73.901:39
ali1234ok, do this: tail -n 2000 /tmp/steam.log | pastebinit01:40
spencer7x7http://paste.ubuntu.com/6487445/01:40
spencer7x7should we just install wine and put steam?01:42
ali1234heh01:43
ali1234personally i think you should install xubuntu instead lubuntu... i know steam works on that01:44
daftykinsTF2 so won't run well :D01:45
spencer7x7naw lubuntu i think is better because its a old computer and people said use lubuntu it's lightweight01:46
spencer7x7im mydim301:46
spencer7x7now01:46
ali1234if your computer can't run xubuntu it definitely can't run TF2...01:46
spencer7x7it can run it but01:46
spencer7x7its a hassle to install it.01:46
spencer7x7i already like lubuntu01:47
daftykinsmay have to give up on Steam then01:47
spencer7x7its better to get wine01:47
spencer7x7and then steam01:47
ali1234you can try it01:47
daftykinslol trust me it's way too crap to WINE a game01:47
ali1234can't hurt... and there's more games that work in wine01:48
ali1234plus wine is usually faster than windows01:48
spencer7x7i know right01:49
spencer7x7ali its me mydim301:49
spencer7x7not spencer7x701:49
daftykins"/nick nickname"01:50
=== spencer7x7 is now known as mydim3
mydim3cool01:50
mydim3ok01:50
mydim3its the owner of the computer01:50
mydim3how do i get wine?01:51
ali1234it's in the software center01:52
mydim3which one??01:53
mydim3there are 3 options01:53
mydim3playonlinux?01:54
mydim3ali01:54
mydim3hello?01:55
mydim3everyone left?01:55
daftykinswhat are the three you see?01:56
daftykinsactually just look up whatever game you're going to want to try and run for a guide01:56
ali1234i dunno how you install stuff in lubuntu ...01:57
mydim3hey any of you know elsword?01:57
ali1234i would just do "sudo apt-get install wine"01:57
ali1234then you follow some guide for how to install steam in wine01:57
ali1234basically download steam.exe for windows and then wine steam.exe01:58
MartijnVdShttp://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/11/once-great-ssd-manufacturer-ocz-filing-for-bankruptcy/05:05
daftykins!05:10
daftykinswow.05:10
MartijnVdSThey were one of the first SSD manufacturers, and some of their early devices had high failure rates05:11
daftykins*nod*05:11
daftykinsit didn't seem like they really had as much of a share of the market as they should, for how early and big a name they were on things05:12
daftykinsno wonder they were so tight about refunding me when my RAM broke :P05:12
MartijnVdSwasn't someone sending back their SSD under warranty?05:12
MartijnVdS+in here05:12
daftykinserr possibly05:13
daftykinswas bit bigcalm who had one or two die 0o05:13
MartijnVdSI think so. aq was the other one, but I don't know if that was an OCZ drive05:14
MartijnVdSGood thing Amazon's black friday deal SSDs are Crucials ;)05:16
MartijnVdSoh and a Kingston (in ~12 hrs)05:17
daftykinsso weird that stuff coming to the UK too05:18
MartijnVdSdaftykins: even amazon.de is doing it05:18
daftykinsit's like there's not even any difference between the UK and US now05:18
MartijnVdShm, Hugh Laurie's album in 8 hrs05:18
daftykins8hrs?05:19
MartijnVdSdaftykins: yeah, on their "Upcoming deals" list, they show that in 8 hours time, they'll have a deal on tha05:21
MartijnVdSt05:21
daftykinsaaah05:21
daftykinsi get ya05:21
daftykinsjust looking at the SSDs section now05:22
daftykinsalthough i don't need anything :)05:22
knightwisemorning everyone05:59
mungbeanmorning06:12
knightwisehey mungbean06:44
knightwisedo you by chance know anything about lmde ?06:44
knightwisefor the life of me i"m unablet to find a way to run a remote desktop server on it06:44
mungbeannope :(06:59
mungbeantry x2go06:59
knightwisex2go, does that support rdp ?06:59
mungbeanah try xrdp07:00
knightwiselooks like the server is running07:02
knightwisehmm.. xrdp works,  but it starts up a different session07:05
knightwisenot remote control the session i'm currently using07:05
MooDoomorning all :)07:13
MooDooseen this?  got a quote to send in, I've done mine - http://princessleia.com/journal/?p=876207:13
MartijnVdS\o all07:27
MartijnVdSMooDoo: "Bodyshots." - M. Shuttleworth (source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSxAoxwYyxE)07:28
knightwiseHey everyone !07:41
MooDoohowdy knightwise07:45
popeyMorning07:49
MooDoomorning07:50
popeyI need to buy a colour laser multi function printer07:52
popey"multi" in this case only really means print and copy, dont need the fax bit07:52
knightwisegrr , cant believe the only way to simply remote access a 'current' session on an LMDE machine via RDP is through some complicated hack07:54
MartijnVdSpopey: if you want something that's well-supported in Ubuntu, HP and Brother tend to be good07:54
popeyyeah, HP are my usual go-to07:55
MartijnVdSpopey: I have an HP colour laser printer (no scanning feature), which is amazing07:55
TheOpenSourcererWe've used Xerox and Kyocera before with no real issues either. TBH I don't think printers is that much of an issue anymore...07:55
* knightwise hasn't had a printer in years07:56
popeyit'll mostly be used from a mac anyway07:56
TheOpenSourcererBeen using Xerox for the last lasers and they've performed well and lasted well. And have replacement toner that costs less than a new printer - amazingly.07:56
MartijnVdSpopey http://tweakers.net/categorie/922/printers/producten/#filter:NcyxCoAgFIXhdzmzQ1aE-gBuPUE0iN5BEI1rtITvng5NBz5-zovCgdhGSgEG1RcmCFwcPe0xw0wC9SJvY7qJK8yLeZHz2MclmAN62nA2MXgd7HIYLHGKP1Fa9U-ldQ9b-wA07:56
MartijnVdSpopey: correction, that's both b/w and colour laser printers with scanning features.07:57
MartijnVdShttp://tweakers.net/categorie/922/printers/producten/#filter:VcyxDoQgEATQf5maQsUY4APsrrrSWBDYggtRs5hrDP_ukovFVZu8mdkLO0fiOVGOcDg4fQrUD987n2K-BBFJAr3SBtcplIPCnPJJXOAuDLof2v36DLfAdhPWqhqPjf0WG_dY1VMx1shPY-1T1H97LVzrDQ07:57
MartijnVdSthis is colour-only07:57
MartijnVdSIt seems to like the HP Laserjet Pro 100 M175nw07:58
popeyheh, thats the one I found last night and left open in amazon to look at08:00
MartijnVdSpopey: there are 2 versions, one with just USB2 and one with ethernet and wifi as well08:01
MartijnVdSpopey: (which is only €30 more expensive, but so worth it ;))08:01
popeyyeah, needs to be networked08:02
popeyit'll be hidden in a cupboard08:02
* popey goes to measure cupboard.. 441x421x338, or 441x380x441 with everything open08:02
popey\o/ it will fit08:04
popeylooks like we have a winner08:04
popey£210 from printware08:05
MartijnVdSHow do you distinguish the USB version and the ethernet/wifi version on amazon?08:05
popeyCE866A vs CE865A08:05
popeyit also has nw on the end of the model number08:05
MartijnVdSalso, M175a vs M175nw apparently08:05
popey190 on ebay08:06
popeyBought!08:11
popeythanks for the help08:11
MartijnVdSnp08:11
popeyonce it arrives I might look at making a sliding shelf for it08:13
dvrrgood morning  all08:16
MooDoogood morning08:18
dvrrTLS key negotiation failed to occur within 60 seconds (check your network connectivity)     how to resolve openvpn   client problem08:24
dvrrTLS Error: TLS handshake failed08:25
dwatkinsmornin!08:25
popeypip pip08:25
dvrrpopey08:26
MooDoodvrr - does this help? - http://openvpn.net/index.php/open-source/faq/79-client/253-tls-error-tls-key-negotiation-failed-to-occur-within-60-seconds-check-your-network-connectivity.html08:26
popeydvrr: ?08:26
dvrropenvpn server   TLS key negotiation failed to occur within 60 seconds (check your network connectivity)     how to resolve openvpn   client problem08:26
brobostigongood morning everyone.08:27
popeyhttps://fund.arkos.io/ so close08:29
TheOpenSourcererDon't forget AlanOS too: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/a-raspberry-pi-build-cluster-for-ubuntu/x/5292412 ;-)08:31
popeyhttp://www.theguardian.com/technology/2013/nov/26/xbox-one-juddering-plagues-uk-tv-watchers08:38
popeyoof08:38
TheOpenSourcererrotflmao08:39
MooDoooh deal "known issue but has declined to comment" ooops08:40
TheOpenSourcererMy kids said they wanted a xbone but I said nope. Not having that in our house. Don't like the "always on" nature of the kinect stuff... Will steer them gently towards some version of the Steam box next year.08:41
MooDoowii in our house, althogh just bought laddo his first ds08:43
TheOpenSourcererWe have a Wii and an xbox 36008:43
TheOpenSourcererOh help... I'm looking at chilli seeds... Again.08:46
directhexwe have a wii in our house08:46
directhexplus some other odds and sods08:47
MooDooTheOpenSourcerer: cross breed them and create an ubuntu coloured one. ;)08:47
directhexTheOpenSourcerer, have they given a reason for xbone over ps4 or wiiu?08:47
TheOpenSourcererNot really directhex just "it's new" so it must be better ;-)08:48
directhexps4 isn't out until tomorrow, it's even newer!08:48
directhex(in the uk)08:48
TheOpenSourcererThey spend too long gaming anyway.08:48
TheOpenSourcererThey have enough right now.08:48
TheOpenSourcererI am inclined to support Steam - if the device looks any good - next year.08:49
MooDoocan't get my daughter off the ipad with peppa pig games at the moment.08:49
diplopopey: Know much about the arkos ?08:50
MartijnVdSargos?08:50
directhexarchos?08:50
diploLooks the sort of thing work people could use. https://fund.arkos.io/08:50
TheOpenSourcererMooDoo: Bit like this one you mean? http://www.hot-pain.de/files/forum/images/sorten/Bhut_Orange_Kopenhagen_Frucht_reif1.jpg08:51
popeydiplo: only what you see on the site08:53
diploOK, just downloaded Genesis to have a looksy :)08:53
popeyyeah, i had a play08:53
diploThoughts ?08:53
MooDooTheOpenSourcerer: fab lol08:54
popeydiplo: it's not finished ☻08:55
popeyTheOpenSourcerer: I can't see myself getting an Xbone or PS4 anytime in the next 3 years. The kids still play xbox classic and 360, and wii08:56
directhexi currently plan to ignore the xbox one08:58
MartijnVdSI'm planning to ignore both xb1 and ps408:58
diploSame here, kids love the ps3. Got them infinity and the swap force game08:58
directhexbut in the general case, i want to see a gaming experience on xbone or ps4 which was impossible on 360 or ps3, before splashing out08:58
diploAnd I rarel yused my 360 or ps3 when the kids aren't about08:58
MooDoodirecthex: my lad loved infinity, now wants swap force, but not for christmas me thingks08:58
directhexthe wii u has gaming experiences which were impossible on prior hardware08:59
MartijnVdSdiplo: get them Lumines Supernova :)08:59
diploWasssat ? MartijnVdS :)08:59
directhexMooDoo, it was on yesterday's amazon black friday08:59
directhexdiplo, a colour matching block game08:59
MartijnVdSwith matching music08:59
diplodirecthex: I'm just waiting for the bugs, maybe another year or so until a PS408:59
MooDoodirecthex: we got him a 3ds for christmas this year, that's enough08:59
diploAh right, they have stuff like that on the tablet09:00
AlanBellmorning all09:00
directhexMooDoo, we got ourselves a 3ds for xmas this year09:00
diploTalking of tablets, does anyone or has anyone know how to root /rom a 2nd Gen Kindle Fire09:00
MartijnVdSdiplo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pk51iTZx0009:00
AlanBellcan someone confirm this bug? Bug #123201509:00
lubotu3bug 1232015 in xmlrpc-c (Ubuntu) "libxmlrpc-core-c3 replaces libxmlrpc-c3 but does not provide it" [Undecided,New] https://launchpad.net/bugs/123201509:00
diploGod I hate that interface!!!!09:00
MartijnVdSoh thats not moving09:00
TheOpenSourcererMooDoo: That part of my chilli seed collection that I want to grow next year: http://paste.ubuntu.com/6488619/09:00
MooDoodirecthex: yeah don't think he needs one of them yet but the 3ds games do work on the 2ds but without 3d09:00
MartijnVdSdiplo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVAyiRhzPLg that one is :)09:00
MooDooTheOpenSourcerer: I may be contacting you at some point as I want to try again with the chilli growing.09:01
diploheh Xbox One add at the start, wonder if they have paid to load their ads at anythin gwith PS3/4 :)09:01
diploThat sounds like it would drive me insane fairly quickly MartijnVdS, but my eldest would probably like it.09:01
dwatkinsWhy didn't they call the Model B Raspberry Pi with more memory the Model B+?09:01
directhexthere are no games on xbone or ps4 at launch which could not have been on ps3/360 at a slightly lower resolution.09:02
MartijnVdSdiplo: I have it on the PSP. You start to dream of it, like when you've played too much Tetris09:02
directhexhell, half the launch games *are* on the ps3/360 at a slightly lower resolution09:02
diploExactly why I haven't even looked yet09:02
directhexand the rest are not new. Ryse on xbone is just god of war, which is just streets of rage09:02
directhexnew experiences please09:03
MartijnVdSdirecthex: like the Stanley Parable?09:04
directhexMartijnVdS, that's another way to play the idea, sure. but i think the problem with indie games is they're most common on pc and smartphone... why buy a steamos box for indies when you could pay less for ouya?09:05
directhexMartijnVdS, but even from the big names09:05
directhexMartijnVdS, example: the first big budget next-gen game, when the 360 and ps3 shipped, was Dead Rising on the 360. the processing power of the 360 enabled a totally new type of apocalypse compared to what could run on the ps2 or xbox or gamecube09:06
directhexeven with 2-colour textures and 30-polygon models, that game wouldn't have been possible on ps209:06
directhexwhich we know from experience, thanks to the wii "port" which decreased zombie numbers by about 10x, making a totally different game09:07
directhexcompare the crowd density (therefore the whole experience of how to survive a zombie horde) between http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxzREqJjeUA#t=33 and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf5TmwAo_l409:10
directhex(the second video is from the 2nd game, but that's an unchanged detail)09:10
MooDoowow ubuntu irc mailing list is quiet :)09:12
Laneylike the ubuntu mailing lists irc channel09:15
MooDooLaney: I'm just looking at other ubuntu opportunities, always the same though, must be an ubuntu member :)09:15
mungbeanwhy did i receive a letter from google about adsense?09:24
mungbeana paper one to my house09:24
MooDoocheque payment?09:24
mungbeanadsense pin09:24
mungbeannot sure i use adsense09:24
MartijnVdSmungbean: adsense is for business buying ads09:25
MartijnVdSbusinesses*09:25
popeybah, nice frying pans on lightning deals are non-induction09:25
MooDooI use it on my blog09:25
JamesTaitGood morning all; happy French Toast Day! :-D09:26
MooDoomorning JamesTait09:26
popeyBonjour!09:26
MartijnVdShmmm french toast09:26
mungbeanyoutube ad earnings?09:26
mungbeani thoughtg they only got paid after $100009:26
mungbean$10009:26
MartijnVdSJamesTait: French toast is called "Wentelteefjes" in Dutch. I'll leave you to figure out the literal translation of that ;)09:27
MooDoomungbean: the threshold is £6009:27
MartijnVdSso, $10009:28
MooDooah yes lol09:28
MartijnVdSmy brother used to get a lot of extra money from Amazon affiliate links09:28
JamesTaitMartijnVdS, my South African wife tells me the second part looks ike something not very complimentary in Afrikaans. ;)09:28
MartijnVdSJamesTait: "wentelen" = "to turn", "teefje" = "little female dog" :)09:29
MooDooMartijnVdS: I make about a £1.00 every other day lol09:29
JamesTaitMartijnVdS, yep, that just about matches. :)09:29
directhexaha. skylanders giants is on black friday at 12:15pm09:30
MartijnVdSJamesTait: this explores the etymology of the word: http://vorige.nrc.nl/krant/article1629651.ece/Wentelteefje09:32
MooDoopopey: just reviewing old irc council mailing list archives, seems ages ago [was feb 2008] that ownership of the channel was moved from loudmouthman :D09:33
MooDoonot heard that name in awhile :D09:34
aquariusSomeone want to do me a favour? Go to https://www.medion.com/lenovoserviceshop/registerPage1 and see if it'll let you change the country field from "Germany" to something else?09:34
JamesTaitMartijnVdS, understood every word! :-P09:35
diplodirecthex: ooh I'll have to look at that, kids love that game09:35
popeyi never see that name because he has me blocked everywhere09:35
MartijnVdSaquarius: no09:35
MooDoolol09:35
MooDooaquarius: not here either09:35
MartijnVdSaquarius: (as in "no it won't let me change it")09:35
aquariushow extremely irritating09:35
JamesTaitaquarius, the label changes, the language doesn't.09:35
directhexaquarius, yes. but it's in german & euros anyway09:36
aquariusdirecthex, change the language to English at the top09:36
JamesTaitaquarius, hang on.09:36
aquariusah!09:36
JamesTaitaquarius, there's a drop-down, then a language.09:36
aquariusyes09:36
aquariusI have to change the country selection to United Kingdom. Not just the language to English.09:36
aquariusthanks, lenovo. Thenovo.09:36
JamesTaitaquarius, see, problem-solving like that is why I completed Riddling. :-P09:36
aquariusooh, you completed it? Nice one!09:37
aquariusand without help from me :09:37
aquarius:)09:37
JamesTaitaquarius, I really enjoyed it. :)09:37
JamesTaitThough you were called a few choice names along the way. ;)09:37
* aquarius grins09:38
aquariusthat's the idea09:38
JamesTaitI thought as much.09:38
aquariuscross-platform version coming once my designer gets off his arse09:38
aquariusthen, maybe, Riddling 2 :)09:38
MartijnVdSaquarius: does this make you The Riddler09:38
MartijnVdS?09:38
TwistedLucidityaquarius, how about passing it through Google Translate?09:38
MooDoooops I meant this list https://lists.ubuntu.com/archives/ubuntu-irc/ thanks for the clarification AlanBell :)09:38
aquariusTwistedLucidity, it's sorted now -- you have to explicitly set the country in the header at the top, not just the language09:39
TwistedLucidityaquarius, ah; OK. I was going to mention the two settings. I didn't spot the language at first. Grey on gray. Smart!09:39
aquarius 6 to 8 digits, containing small and large letters and numbers09:40
* aquarius shoots whoever came up with that policy.09:40
MartijnVdSweird password policy?09:40
aquariusit must be complicated! but not too long!09:40
aquariusCREATE TABLE USERS (PASSWORD CHAR(8))09:40
AlanBell /o\09:41
* MartijnVdS takes something to get rid of the headache that caused09:41
aquariusoh good, an email with subject "Ihre Anfrage im Lenovo Serviceshop"09:41
TwistedLucidityIt must be easy for a computer to brute force, but hard for a human to remember. :-S09:41
aquariusOf course you can get service information! First you have to call a number which costs 15p per minute. Then you have to go to a website in a different language which has only been open for two weeks and doesn't have the parts you want. Then you have to sign up and hope they get back to you with parts availability.09:43
aquariusfinally you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest.09:44
aquariusgordon bennett.09:44
* popey notes aquarius should have bought warranty ☻09:44
aquariuspopey, I didn't for reasons outlined: I don't want someone to come in and reimage my machine with Windows before they'll even look at it.09:44
popeythats an incorrect assumption09:44
popeythey flat out do not do that09:45
aquariusWell. Bear in mind I bought the machine in PC World. I specifically asked them about that, and they specifically told me that's what they'll do. Now, I'm sure that that was the PC World warranty rather than the Lenovo warranty, but on the basis of this little experience I can't think that Lenovo would be all shining lights of loveliness.09:46
popeywat09:46
popeywell, there you go09:46
aquariusThis customer support experience is so dreadful that I am seriously considering spending £1000 on the new Sputnik rather than £40 on a replacement SSD, assuming that the replacement SSD is actually available at any point.09:46
popeylesson learned about buying in pcworld09:46
popeyi have had to call lenovo twice for this laptop, they don't give a toss what's installed on it09:47
aquariusGotta love it when the machine's own hardware maintenance manual has "TBD" as the Lenovo part number for a part.09:47
popeyhad the mobo and the display replaced09:47
popeyfor 45 quid that strikes me as excellent value for money09:47
TwistedLucidityaquarius, in PC World they probably will. Use Clonzilla or something similiar before handing it over. And delete and sensitive files.09:47
aquariuspopey, I bought it in PC World because, if it threw a seven two weeks in, I had a shop to take it back to rather than hours on the phone and then a week without the machine09:47
popeywhich reminds me, that probably runs out soon09:47
popeyagain09:47
popeywith lenovo they dont take it away09:48
popeyits repaired on site09:48
aquariuspopey, now, that might have been a bad tradeoff in retrospect, but I did think about it.09:48
popeythe guy has come to my house twice and repaired it on my kitchen table09:48
aquariusIt's repaired on site *if* you bought the on-site warranty :)09:48
popeyyes09:48
popeywhich you would be a fool not to09:48
popeyoh09:48
aquariusand by the look of this it's quite likely that he wouldn't have the replacement part in his van09:48
arsenooh i didnt know they did that, sounds good service popey.09:48
popeyno09:48
popeyassumption again aquarius09:48
popeystop doing that09:48
TwistedLuciditypopey Had pretty much the same experience yesterday with Lenovo. Got registered, they checked the warranty, after that they didn't give a damn. All sorted.09:49
popeyyou phone them up and they get the engineer the part then he comes to your house09:49
popeyhe does drive round in a van full of parts rattling around09:49
popeyJIT09:49
AlanBellaquarius is having a Victor Meldrew kind of day09:49
bashrc:)09:49
aquariuspopey, ya, but the drive has not blown up. It has thrown a couple of errors. I am replacing it as preventative maintenance, not because it's dead.09:49
popeyits dead enough to be a warranty replace IMO09:49
aquariusI'd like to believe that a nand flash chip which throws one error is itself a warranty replacement, but that seems... at best a subject for debate, I think, rather than intuitively obvious09:50
popeymind you, the SSD in my lenovo wont be covered by warranty because I bought it and installed it myself09:50
popeybut then I can do that because it's a *proper* laptop09:50
popeynot one of these silly ultrabook nonsense devices ☻09:51
popeywonder how much lenovo want for the part09:51
popeybet it's not pretty09:51
aquariusYes. A few people have said that. You can choose replaceable parts, or you can choose something that looks nice, or you can choose a Macbook and struggle with Ubuntu on it.09:51
aquariusfantastic.09:51
* popey notes lots of canonical people have macbooks09:51
aquariusactually, assuming they are prepared to actually sell me the part, it's forty quid.09:52
aquariuswhich I am more than fine with.09:52
popeythats pretty good!09:52
popeyhttp://imgur.com/JzpLEfm #learnfinnish !09:52
aquariuslots of canonical people do. They fall into a couple of categories. The first is OS X users who happen to also sometimes run Ubuntu. The second is pure Ubuntu users who like doing things like running a different kernel and understanding what "refit" means.09:52
aquariushence looking at the Sputnik09:53
aquariusthe machine I had least trouble with, and the one where I was hugely impressed with the service when there was a hardware problem, was the Dell I bought with Ubuntu on it. Perhaps this was a lesson.09:53
popeynope09:53
popeyRobert Carr09:53
popeyuser of macbook, doesn't fall into either of your categories09:53
aquariusyeah, Robert Carr, he doesn't like fiddling about with stuff at a low level, does he? :)09:54
popeyheh09:54
popeyi accosted him over 18 months ago when i saw him with a macbook air09:54
* Myrtti ponders about the Amazon lightning deals again09:54
popeyi was surprised he had one "any good" "yes". "Any problems with ubuntu" "no"09:54
MyrttiAmazon seems to have overabundance on SSD's09:54
TwistedLucidityaquarius I'd never buy Dell. Cheap tat sold for a high price. Seen far too many Dell desktops and laptops blow (literally) to ever touch them again.09:55
TwistedLucidityI can, however, recommend ThinkPads. Certainly the previous gen (Tx30 series). The new gen might have issues with the click-pads.09:55
aquariusI liked my Dell, and shipping a good modern machine with Ubuntu on it is a good sign. And Laura has one and likes it :)09:56
aquariusI hate thinkpads. :(09:56
MooDoomy dell works fine with ubuntu on it09:56
TwistedLucidityaquarius Well, that just shows how wrong you are! :-D09:56
arsenlast job i had i ran buntu on mac for a year, then moevd to OS X :/09:56
TwistedLucidityDell may well have improved, but coming in to find you desktop a smokey ruin is never fun.09:57
Myrttimy Dells have all ran Ubuntu fine09:57
MartijnVdSaquarius: I have the XPS12 (bought when the old sputnik became unavailable, but before the new one was announced)09:57
aquariusright, this is my point. The recommendation I get is "buy a thinkpad". I say "I don't like how they look", and the response is "well, you should like it". No thanks :)09:57
MartijnVdSaquarius: if the new Sputnik is anything like it, it's *amazing*09:57
TwistedLucidityMyrtti: My current Dell doesn't. PITA.09:57
aquariusMartijnVdS, what specifically do you like about it?09:57
arsenfor me, aquarius - its Lenovo or Macbook Air. the Lenovo ultrabook looks very nice.09:57
aquariusalso, I would like to not spend a grand on a laptop if i don't have to09:57
MyrttiTwistedLucidity: mind you, Latitudes and Optiplexi09:57
MartijnVdSaquarius: its CPU (Haswell i7) with matching battery life (6-7 hours)09:58
MartijnVdSaquarius: it's light, has mini-DP. And the touchscreen works 8-)09:58
MartijnVdS(but I never use it)09:58
aquariusarsen, the lenovo ultrabook (first generation, u300s) is exactly what I have. And it has a weird non-standard nandflash chip instead of a normal SSD, which is why I'm having all the problems09:58
arsenarh :< no fun!09:58
MartijnVdSaquarius: it's not just mSATA?09:59
aquariusMartijnVdS, no.09:59
MartijnVdSthat's just Wrong®09:59
czajkowskialoha09:59
czajkowskiaquarius: your kid rocks!09:59
aquariuspopey, I'd be interested to see someone's response to "did it install trivially?" Bunch of "tutorials" out there about how to install Ubuntu on new macbooks, with "edit the kernel boot line" and so on. A tutorial should be "put the disc in: click install". If it's more complicated than that, it worries me because I don't want to have to sod about with it. I want something that actually is designed to work :(10:00
aquariusczajkowski, yes. Yes, she does.10:00
MooDoogood morning czajkowski :)10:01
popeyaquarius: that does work now10:01
popeythe only thing you have to do is hold a key down during boot to get the boot menu10:01
MooDooaquarius: a very proud moment :D10:01
popeyaquarius: mirv seems happy with his asus ultrabook10:02
aquariuspopey, not according to http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=2184760 at least, which was less than a month ago. Maybe trusty works, but I'm not running trusty yet.10:02
aquariuspopey, yeah, the Asus does seem nice. I like the idea of buying a machine with Ubuntu on it, though, because that sort of thing should be supported.10:02
popeyah, brand new machine10:02
popeyyeah, unsurprised by that10:02
aquariusI'd go system76 except that I think all their machines look horrid. (And lots of people have complained, which gives me pause.)10:02
popeyalso, I note your U300 didn't work out of the box either when you got it!10:03
popeyyou had to do some fiddling IIRC?10:03
popeyyes, system76 machines look like rebadged clevo generic laptops (which is exactly what they are)10:04
aquariuspopey, I know it didn't, and that's what I'm trying to avoid this time. Having to work with david henningson to make the sound work was unbelieveably irritating. (Not him: he's nice. Having to do it at all.)10:04
popeyyeah10:04
popeyso.. dell xps 1310:04
popeyhard work done by the lovely PES guys10:04
popeyit's currently top of my next laptop list10:04
popeyonly thing that holds me back is lack of decent size ssd10:05
aquariuspopey, this is my point, yeah. I don't want to have to buy a two year old machine just so it works. This might be overweening entitlement, but I flamin' well *ought* to be able to have all of (a) Ubuntu (b) a new machine (c) no problems. The idea that I ought to just accept that I'm only allowed old computers because I run Ubuntu really irritates me. Hence wanting to support someone making that possible, and atm as f10:05
aquariusar as I'm aware the Sputnik is the only game in town.10:05
popeyx1 runs ubuntu just fine too10:05
aquariusI am fortunate with ssd sizes. This only has 120GB and I'm pretty much OK. A little bigger would be nice, but I don't have much in the way of space requirements.10:05
popeybut you dont like thinkpads10:05
popeyeven the really nice ones10:06
Myrttiaquarius: the Dell Latitudes can be preinstalled with Ubuntu too10:06
aquariuspopey, yeah. I admit this is unfortunate, my dislike for thinkpads, but I can't help it.10:06
MartijnVdSaquarius: nice thing about unused space on an SSD is that it increases lifetime (or it should, anyway)10:06
MartijnVdSaquarius: yay wear leveling10:06
* popey checks his backups ☻10:06
Myrttiit's not just Sputniks, if you don't fancy them. Mind you, Sputnik is cheaper and in many ways better than Latitudes10:06
popeyexcellent, last backup of my laptop happened 45 mins ago10:07
* popey relaxes10:07
aquariusthe day Lenovo ship a thinkpad without the nipple and without the mouse buttons and without garish red stuff on it, I'll look at them again :)10:07
MyrttiI thought that's exactly what they're doing10:07
Myrttia lot of people are moving away from Lenovo's to Dells just because of that10:07
aquariusare they?10:07
popeygarish red stuff?10:08
Myrttiwell, without nipple and mouse buttons10:08
Myrttiatleast on some models10:08
MartijnVdSand the logo10:08
popeya 2mm line, 20mm long on the mouse button10:08
popeyyou have issues aquarius10:08
aquariusit's ugly. :)10:08
Myrttipopey: that's exactly the reason I don't like lenovos either10:08
Myrttiit is10:08
popey*boggle* ☻10:09
Myrttithen again I use the nipple mouse buttons with my touchpad10:09
Myrttiit's the nipple and the touchpad buttons I don't use10:10
popeyMartijnVdS: https://plus.google.com/u/0/108930697266689628917/posts/iWhi1qyipsr10:10
Myrttino no wait I do use the touchpad buttons. Nevermind me10:10
aquariusI never, never use them :)10:12
popeynever use what?10:12
aquariustouchpad buttons10:17
popeythe ones that are separate from the touchpad itself?10:21
popeyI have the touchpad disabled on my thinkpad, never use it10:21
popeyTouchpoint ftw10:22
aquariusyou will see that we differ :)10:28
aquariusI only want a touchpad. No buttons, no touchpoint.10:28
AlanBellaquarius: I was thinking of getting an external touchpad10:29
SuperMattMagic trackpad is good10:29
AlanBellapple and logitec do one, surprisingly few other competitors to it10:29
MartijnVdSThe "All caught up!" bell in Google+ now eats cake10:32
SuperMattyes... it does10:33
MartijnVdSit used to just wiggle10:35
popeygolly, skyrim is only £3.7410:38
MartijnVdSpopey: amazon?  steam?10:39
popeysteam10:39
mungbeanwow10:39
mungbeani wish i played games10:39
popeyi want to buy KSP but not at that price10:40
popeyalso prison architect seems too expensive at 9.9910:40
aquariusis Prison Architect the new thing from the defcon people?10:41
aquariusI read a blog post about it a while back10:41
popeyyes10:41
aquarius?introversion10:41
popeyya10:42
MartijnVdSalso, it's still in development, afaik10:42
diploI've got to back up my headoffices data to my office ( linux boxes ) about 350gb from one server and probably another 30-40gb from others10:46
diploRsnapshot seems to be what I'm going for, any other recommendations ?10:47
* penguin42 would normally use rsync10:48
popeyIs it lunchtime yet?10:48
penguin42no10:49
diploI normally use rsync, but just like the idea of having hourly/daily backups10:49
directhexbacula!10:50
diploI heard someone else mention Bacula, think it was Allan from TechSnap10:50
popeyHe is very good at Tetris10:51
popeyI have beaten him a few times, but he's very quick.10:51
diplo:)10:51
penguin42diplo: It looks like rsnapshot is built on top of rsync and does something like Apple's time machine setup10:51
popeyit is10:52
popeyi use rsnapshot for backing up all my machines10:52
directhexi use crashplan for desktops/laptops10:52
popeydo you backup to other machines?10:52
diploRight, will give it a go in a bit10:53
popeyor to crashplan?10:53
* AlanBell wonders what to do about a new phone handset10:53
directhexpopey, to a usb disk and to crashplan10:53
diploMoto G AlanBell  ?10:54
AlanBellI am unenthusiastic about android10:55
AlanBellmy Peak+ firefox OS order just got cancelled10:55
directhexlumia!10:55
popeywhy?10:55
MartijnVdSnexus5!10:55
AlanBellpopey: https://plus.google.com/u/0/+AlanBell/posts/UVvBqeqhzDs10:55
AlanBellUbuntu don't have any timescale or partner for a handset10:56
penguin42the Jolla hardware spec looks quite nice10:57
popeyyou were willing to wait for a "geek" phone but not willing to buy a nexus 4 and flash it with ubuntu?10:57
TwistedLucidityHow quickly will Jolla get sued by someone for patent infringement do you think?10:57
popeygeek_points--10:57
popeyjolla is only available in limited numbers at the moment10:57
penguin42TwistedLucidity: They probably won't bother until they sell a large number10:57
popeyAlanBell: firefox os from zte is available on ebay10:57
AlanBellwell I wanted a firefox os handset :) ZTE open is a possibility10:58
popey60 quid10:58
AlanBellnexus 4 is a possibility10:58
AlanBellno, it isn't, no longer available for sale10:58
popeyyes. it is10:58
popeyhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ZTE-Open-powered-by-Firefox-OS-3G-unlocked-smartphone-orange-eBay-exclusive-/171123860758?pt=UK_Mobile_Phones&hash=item27d7c6e51610:58
AlanBellpopey: nexus 4 https://play.google.com/store/devices/details/Nexus_4_16_GB?id=nexus_4_16gb&hl=en_GB10:59
popeyoh, sorry, thought you meant the zte10:59
penguin42AlanBell: So my reading, which I might be wrong, is that the ZTE Open is basically a ZTE Blade (aka Orange San francisco) loaded with Firefox OS - the specs look very similar10:59
AlanBellZTE open is ok, I did want the bigger screen of the peak+10:59
popeyAlanBell: i was more referring to "Ubuntu don't have any timescale or partner for a handset"10:59
AlanBellpenguin42: yeah, same kinda think10:59
popeywhich implies you're only willing to go for ubuntu phone if it's in a shop10:59
penguin42AlanBell: Note the ZTE Open doesn't have much in the way of cpu,ram, screen or much else (it's been my main phone for years)10:59
popeyrather than flashing an existing phone10:59
AlanBellpopey: well I kind of don't like paying for an operating system I don't want11:00
popeyriiiight11:00
AlanBellso if there was a handset with OS royalty payments going to canonical then I would get it11:00
popeyyou can donate11:01
AlanBellit isn't an overwhelming consideration, it just offends my capitalist principals11:01
AlanBellpenguin42: yeah, it is a low end handset, I would like more pixels11:02
AlanBellthe nexus 4 would appear to have a decentish screen if they sold it11:02
popeybuy two11:02
popeybuy a nexus 5 and port ubuntu to it ☻11:03
AlanBella reduntant array of inexpensive smartphones11:03
MartijnVdSAlanBell: I'm in London in 2 weeks. I can bring my old Galaxy Nexus 8-)11:04
AlanBellooh, how long for?11:05
popey\o/ beer11:05
MartijnVdSAlanBell: Fri-Sun11:05
MartijnVdS(though there's a lunch+concert on Saturday from 13:00 to $late)11:06
MartijnVdSpopey: so beer would have to be a Friday thing :)11:06
MartijnVdSfriday the 13th!11:08
popeyshould make it an ubuntu-uk meetup ☻11:08
MartijnVdS+111:10
davmor2Morning all11:12
MooDoomornig davmor211:17
davmor2MooDoo: me owld mucka11:17
MooDoodavmor2: hows it going.....11:17
davmor2MooDoo: pretty good at the minute, finally starting to get back on top with the apps queue after a week off :)11:18
MooDoodavmor2: awesome, I've been looking into ubuntu member ship and the IRC council lol exciting stuff eh lol11:19
davmor2MooDoo: serious stuff though less of the loling ;)11:19
MooDoodavmor2: yes sir11:20
davmor2MooDoo: and that's the right attitude, now go make me a sandwich :D11:21
MooDoodavmor2: no, and if you type sudo make me a sanwich i'm logging off or blocking you ;011:21
MartijnVdSMooDoo: http://xkcd.com/838/11:21
MooDooMartijnVdS: fab :)11:22
davmor2MooDoo: sudo -s && go make me a sandwich :P11:22
MartijnVdSdavmor2: so, after the root shell is exited, make a sandwich as not-root?11:22
davmor2MartijnVdS: shh11:22
penguin42fortunately I protect my bread with SELinux11:22
davmor2MooDoo: sudo -s11:23
davmor2MooDoo: make me a sandwich11:23
davmor2MartijnVdS: ^ you happy now?11:23
MartijnVdSdavmor2: I think he might tell you to make your own :)11:23
davmor2MartijnVdS: It'll be easier and I'll get a filling I like :)11:24
MartijnVdSbacon!11:24
MooDoodavmor2: fsck off young man.11:26
arsentrying to catch up on #ubuntu-uk chat backlog after a 1 hour meeting is like swimming in syrup11:27
davmor2MartijnVdS: I might make bacon but MooDoo is evil he would coat it in marmite11:27
popey\o/ marmite highlight11:28
popeyAlanBell: how are you getting to Reading?11:28
* popey will probably take a train from farnborough north11:28
MooDoomarmite sucks bovril FTW \o/11:28
SuperMattphone interview in an hour /o\11:32
arsenooh, good luck!11:32
MooDooSuperMatt: what for?11:32
penguin42good luck!11:33
MooDooand good luck11:33
SuperMattpossibly one of the best linux jobs a guy can get11:33
arsensubjective :P11:33
SuperMattI'll tell all if I move on to the next stage11:33
arsensome people are canonical kinda guys, especially in here11:33
arsensome people are googlers/facebooktypes/twatters11:34
SuperMattI would love to work for canonical, but I haven't seen any jobs there that suit me11:34
arsenlikewise, i dont think i have the knowledge, nor ubuntu specifics, and i'm not a linux dev :D11:34
MooDooSuperMatt: snap!11:35
SuperMattthere are some roles which are too technical for me, some which are just not my area of expertise, and the rest, which are right, aren't in the UK11:35
LaneyYou can change your areas of knowledge11:36
constrictorI want to upgrade my ram to something like 8GB I'm currently on 4GB crucial is telling me the most I can go is 4GB but I have a 64bit Processor how is it possible that it will only see 4GB?11:36
Laneyi.e. get involved with development, learn stuff, prove you are clueful, apply for job11:36
penguin42constrictor: Because the chipset/CPU might limit the physical bus sizes11:36
penguin42constrictor: My laptop is also limited to 4GB max (and can actually only use a little over 3GB)11:37
MooDooLaney: changing your area of knowledge isn't that easy to be honest.11:37
constrictorI thought that limitation was on the Processor11:37
penguin42constrictor: The 64bit-ness of a CPU refers to the size of the registers, not the physcial memory (or even virtual memory) address range11:37
constrictorhmmm11:37
LaneyMooDoo: it's also known as learning...11:38
LaneyI'm sure you can do that11:38
AlanBelland you address memory using a register . . .11:38
SuperMattLaney: sure, but I'm just not good enough at dev yet :(11:38
Laneyeveryone had to get started at some point11:38
penguin42constrictor: Everyone along the line has to be able to do it, so CPU, chipset and motherboard wiring11:38
MooDooLaney: i'm old, I don't want to learn :p unless it's how to grow decent chillies11:38
SuperMattI want to learn that too11:39
constrictorthanks penguin42 so it seems that I have hit my ceiling then?11:40
SuperMattquite likely11:40
penguin42constrictor: Probably11:40
MooDooSuperMatt: we need to take TheOpenSourcerer out for a beer and pick his brains lol11:40
SuperMattwhenever upgrading your ram or cpu, you must always consider that your mobo won't be able to deal with it, which is why I tend to do simultanious ram/mobo/cpu upgrades every few years11:41
LaneyJus' saying that if you want to change what you're doing then you probably will need to get some new skills11:41
SuperMattMooDoo: the next release party is only 5 months away, we can do it then11:41
Laneyand Ubuntu development, if that interests you, is actually a good place to do that because there's no shortage of things to work on and lots of knowledgable and helpful people available to give you advice and feedback11:42
MooDooLaney: i think i'm more of a people person rather than a dev which is why i was looking at the irc council but i don't qualify11:42
Laneyso get qualified!11:43
MooDooLaney: i'm working on it :D11:43
Laneyit's all people who have decided to get off their bums and put some work / time in11:43
MooDooLaney: i get the feeling you don't like lazyness ;)11:44
TheOpenSourcererDid somebody say beer?11:44
MooDooTheOpenSourcerer: yes SuperMatt and I are going to one day visit you buy you beer and pick your brains about chilli growing :D11:45
LaneyMooDoo: Nah, I'm lazy myself - it's just thinking that you can't change your situation11:45
Laneywhich becomes a reason to stay doing the same thing even if it's not making you happy11:46
TheOpenSourcererCool.11:46
* Laney goes back to setting up a trusty vm11:46
TheOpenSourcererI will be starting my seeds off around the 1st Jan.11:47
arsendelayed response - the secret is in regular plantfood, MooDoo11:48
MooDooTheOpenSourcerer: excellent....ubuntu uk chilli growing competition.11:49
penguin42AlanBell: Reading that Geeksphone note it sounds like their biggest problems were with memory; I wonder what it was about the stuff they used - had they just been unlucky/made bad choices or is there some more general problem?11:55
AlanBellpenguin42: not sure, sounds like there is political stuff going on too, supplies are sqeezed so the big OEMs get all of them in preference to smaller players12:01
directhexlink?12:02
DJonesThe Register really doesn't help itself with its reviews, http://www.theregister.co.uk/2013/11/28/five_oses_to_save_your_xp_netbook/ Talking about installing Ubuntu 12.04 "Performance was poor: even though I defragged the drive in both Windows and Ubuntu, the laggy XP experience persisted."...Well Duh..If you use WUBI, what do you expect, and just as good a comment "The killer lack-of-app was Minecraft. I'd assumed the game was so cool ...12:03
DJones... Ubuntu's Software Centre would bring it to the netbook in mere moments."...12:03
penguin42The Register does seem to be getting worse; for a long time it was at least reasonably technical in a lot of it's articles but it seems to be losing it12:04
directhexlike most sites, it does what it can to get cash12:05
directhexlinkbait sells12:05
mungbeani wonder how much $£ they make12:10
arsenreceived my amazon SSD :D thanks black friday sales!12:10
andrewebdevehm, just noticed that my clock on the top right is missing12:11
andrewebdevhow would I get that back?12:11
penguin42it's probably indicator-datetime that's died12:12
andrewebdevall the options on the clock settings tab is greyed out as well12:12
dvrrWARNING: Since you are using --dev tun with a point-to-point topology, the second argument to --ifconfig must be an IP address.  You are using something (255.255.255.0) that looks more like a netmask. (silence this warning with --ifconfig-nowarn)12:17
dvrropenvpn  client side problem12:18
dvrrMooDoo12:19
penguin42http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/11/once-great-ssd-manufacturer-ocz-filing-for-bankruptcy/12:21
GentileBen'The results aren't pretty and Mr 12 decided it looks like “A Mac made by someone who's only seen a Mac once,” a wisdom from the mouths of tweens moment if ever there was one.'12:53
GentileBenlol12:53
GentileBenpenguin42, it's been coming for several months.12:53
GentileBenThey had to take out loans a few months ago just so they could get enough NAND for their SSDs - and it was terrible, low-rent, poorly performing NAND because that's all they could afford.12:53
GentileBenIronically it was Toshiba NAND.12:54
penguin42GentileBen: There was an article I was reading about LSI/Sandforce - they're losing business because the NAND vendors are doing their own controllers12:54
GentileBenWell, it's not a surprise. They got their fingers badly burnt by SF-2281.12:55
penguin42what happened with that?12:56
MartijnVdSpenguin42: more money went out than in?12:56
GentileBenApparently OCZ had a timed exclusive on SF-2281, which is why it had such a terrible run after their already bad Vertex 2 days.12:56
GentileBenOCZ had a failure rate of 7% on their SSDs. The likes of Samsung and Intel had about 2.5%.12:57
GentileBenAnd then most recently, their failure rate dropped to 2.5% according to Ars...but Samsung and Intel's rate was ~0.25%.12:57
GentileBenSo Samsung were 10x as reliable as OCZ with better performance, the best NAND on the market, and the backing of a huge company's warranty.12:58
GentileBenRemember this penguin42? http://www.anandtech.com/show/5971/intel-discovers-sandforce-sf2281-controller-cant-do-aes256-encryption-offers-return-program12:58
penguin42oops12:59
GentileBenThey shipped a controller with a broken AES-256 implementation, which took a year to be found out.13:00
GentileBenOCZ also sold terrible RAM. They pretty much pioneered the "throw cheap chips on a PCB and add a gold heat spreader" market.13:00
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GentileBenhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/10478401/Devil-cat-hospitalises-villagers-in-attacking-spree.html13:25
GentileBen"'Devil cat' hospitalises villagers in attacking spree"13:25
mungbeandoes IQ increase over time or remain static?13:29
MartijnVdSmungbean: image quality increases as better cameras/imaging techniques are invented13:29
mungbeanintelligence quiotient?13:30
MartijnVdSls13:30
popey.13:30
popey..13:30
popeygoat_porn13:30
MartijnVdSpopey: Oops, I'm in ~popey again!13:31
popeyheh13:31
mungbeanooooeer13:31
MartijnVdSpopey: about friday the 13th - what's the best way to plan that? :)13:35
GentileBenlol MartijnVdS13:35
GentileBenHe took your question and gave it a Dutch Oven, mungbean.13:35
GentileBenmungbean, average IQ increases over time. Nobody seems to be sure why.13:35
mungbeanshouldn't it remain static?13:36
GentileBeni.e. the average IQ seems to increase by a point every year in the UK, IIRC.13:36
mungbeanIQ should be a measure of now13:36
popeyMartijnVdS: ask AlanBell to make a loco event, then pimp on the list?13:36
GentileBenmungbean, well, that's how IQ is defined.13:36
mungbean= all people living13:36
GentileBen100 is the average.13:36
MartijnVdSmungbean: I guess it'll remain the same-ish, it's never completely static13:36
GentileBenSo an IQ of 100 today isn't the same as an IQ in 2015.13:36
MartijnVdSmungbean: except maybe after a blow to the head13:36
GentileBenWhen they compare IQs from different years, they undo the adjustment they make.13:36
MartijnVdSAlanBell: ^ what popey said ;)13:37
GentileBenYes that's right - an IQ of 100 from 1980 is like an IQ of 80 from today.13:37
GentileBenHere you go mungbean http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flynn_effect13:37
GentileBenIt's also why the average IQ of Equitorial Guinea is 58... no stimulation besides trying to avoid coups organised by Mark Thatcher.13:38
AlanBellMartijnVdS: erm, just reading back :)13:39
AlanBellMartijnVdS: popey: venue?13:39
mungbeani'm trying to snoop my username/password getting entered into a web page, not getting much luck13:40
mungbeanits an http page, wireshark has captured packets13:40
mungbeanand tcpdump on the server13:40
AlanBellhmm, I am already supposed to be out in London on the 12th13:41
mungbeanam i missing something needs decoding?13:41
MartijnVdSmungbean: yes, HTTP Basic authentication encodes it in .. I think base64? in a request header13:41
mungbeanhow do i view in wireshark?13:42
MartijnVdSmungbean: open the dump file, find a packet from your HTTP request, the right-click and go to "follow TCP stream"13:42
SuperMattanyone an expert with openstack?13:43
SuperMattor is there a #ubuntu-openstack?13:43
SuperMattwell I know the answer to the latter question13:43
AlanBellSuperMatt: I think #ubuntu-juju might be a good place13:44
SuperMattyou might be right13:44
mungbeanMartijnVdS: great thanks13:44
mungbeanits been a while..13:44
MartijnVdSmungbean: got that new GCHQ job then? :P13:45
mungbeanthat would be fun13:46
mungbeanoops not allowed to say that13:46
mungbeanthey aren't popular round here i guess13:47
* SuperMatt starts encrypting his porn dir13:47
mungbeanZXSpectrum.gif13:47
popeyAlanBell: SuperMatt its #juju i thought13:47
SuperMattit is13:47
SuperMattbut no one is juju is responding, so I'm trying #openstack13:48
popeyprobably due to turkey day13:48
SuperMattah13:48
MartijnVdS'MURICA?13:48
SuperMattsome of them, probably13:48
* AlanBell wonders how best to convert eastings and northings into lat/long13:49
MartijnVdSAlanBell: https://www.uwgb.edu/dutchs/UsefulData/ConvertUTMNoOZ.HTM ?13:50
MartijnVdSAlanBell: they also have formulas there13:50
AlanBellthat is one of the pages I have been puzzling over :)13:50
DJonesThis looks like a Homer Simpson Doh! moment http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-2513428913:52
SuperMattI'm surprised he didn't just make backups13:53
MartijnVdSSuperMatt: much easier too13:54
SuperMattI've got stacks of disks at home that I've been meaning to sort through13:54
MartijnVdSI'm pretty sure mine don't have bitcoins on them though13:55
MartijnVdSmaybe a lost PGP key somewhere13:55
SuperMattOnce I've got everything I want off them, I'd wipe them several times over13:55
MartijnVdSSuperMatt: ATA Secure Erase++13:55
MartijnVdSSuperMatt: https://ata.wiki.kernel.org/index.php/ATA_Secure_Erase13:55
mungbeanthis bitcoin thing is crazy13:56
mungbean$1000?13:56
MartijnVdSmungbean: almost $120013:56
SuperMattMartijnVdS: I would have just used dban13:57
SuperMattwhat I would really like though is an actual disk shredder13:57
SuperMattit'd be a cool job to mount one to the back of a van, and drive around london asking people if they have any disks to shred13:58
SuperMatt£1 a disk or something13:58
SuperMattyou'd make a mint in no time13:58
popeythere are companies that do that13:58
MartijnVdSSuperMatt: also, mirror them first and get blackmail material :)13:59
popeywe used to have one come to work and shred all kinds of things, disks being one13:59
SuperMattMartijnVdS: the idea is that you get the users to chuck them in, so you won't be able to mirror them14:00
MartijnVdSSuperMatt: ah, then have them pay for seeing their data be destroyed14:00
SuperMattyup14:00
MartijnVdSSuperMatt: and sell the scrap :)14:00
SuperMattof course14:00
mungbeanis Azelphur a millionaire now then?14:01
Azelphur...pretty much14:01
Azelphurmore money than I know what to do with, lets put it like that.14:01
SuperMattwhy's that?14:01
mungbean(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻14:01
AzelphurBTC at $1170, continues to climb.14:01
MartijnVdSAzelphur: buy an ASIC farm :)14:01
SuperMatthow many do you have?14:01
AzelphurMartijnVdS: got one.14:01
mungbeanbuy an island14:01
AzelphurSuperMatt: around 110.14:01
mungbeancraziness14:02
SuperMattoh wow14:02
SuperMattnice14:02
MooDoo;what have i missed?  Azelphur 110 what? lol14:02
Azelphurpretty crazy, it's all just stored on my laptop on full drive encryption14:02
SuperMattso not a millionaire yet, but there goes that pesky morgage ;)14:02
Azelphurit's weird walking around with a laptop knowing the data on it is worth a small house14:02
SuperMattof course, you do have to be able to sell them all14:02
mungbeanbefore the crash14:02
Azelphurheh, I wouldn't even dent mtgox in all honesty14:02
Azelphurbut I don't plan to sell14:03
AzelphurI'm playing the long game14:03
Azelphur$10,000 next :)14:03
MartijnVdSI'm waiting for the next drop first14:03
MooDooAzelphur: bitcoins?14:04
MartijnVdSlitecoins are also going up apparently14:04
AzelphurMooDoo: yup14:04
AzelphurMartijnVdS: yup, I have a decent holding on them too14:04
MooDoo$1000 a coin at the moemnt?14:04
Azelphurprimecoin is the next big thing, I've banked on that14:04
MartijnVdSAzelphur: at least they're affordable 8-)14:04
AzelphurMooDoo: $1170 and climbing14:04
MooDoowow14:04
MartijnVdSAzelphur: is it known why it's going up so high so quickly?14:05
AzelphurMartijnVdS: China just joined the economy full force with Baidu accepting BTC14:05
Azelphurso basically...the whole of China just started buying BTC14:05
MartijnVdSAzelphur: until their govt forbids it14:05
AzelphurxD14:06
MartijnVdS"Drop btc support or baidu drops off the net" kind of thing14:06
Azelphurisn't baidu government ran anyway?14:06
AlanBellI think it might be too big to fail14:07
Azelphurseems it isn't14:07
MooDooisn't it a bit difficult to mine them?14:08
AzelphurMooDoo: yup, ASIC or gtfo is the summary of bitcoin mining right now14:08
Azelphurprimecoin and litecoin however, they are still possible with OTC hardware14:09
MooDoohttp://www.butterflylabs.com/14:09
TheOpenSourcererHow many coins have been mined so far?14:10
AzelphurTheOpenSourcerer: about 11 million14:11
AzelphurMooDoo: they are scammers, run like the plague.14:11
TheOpenSourcererSo 10m left14:11
Azelphuryea14:11
MartijnVdSTheOpenSourcerer: but the algorithm auto-scales so that will take $a_long_time to mine14:11
MartijnVdS\o/ difficulty14:12
Azelphuryep, hundreds of years.14:12
TheOpenSourcererok14:12
MooDooAzelphur: really?14:12
MartijnVdSbuying more ASICs will give short-term gain, but medium to long-term it'll make the difficulty go up, making it harder to find new blocks14:12
AzelphurMooDoo: yup, "Preorder now and we'll ship in October 2012" *Doesn't ship until August 2013*14:12
AzelphurOh, you want a refund? NOPE.14:13
Azelphursummary of butterflylabs :)14:13
MooDooAzelphur: what about mining software? any recommendations?14:13
Azelphurbitcoin mining on a standard desktop is pointless14:13
MooDoosh ok14:15
TheOpenSourcererHow about on a cluster of Raspberry Pi? ;-)14:15
AlanBellsadly not :)14:15
AzelphurMooDoo: aim at primecoin (beefy CPU) or litecoin (high end AMD GPU)14:15
MartijnVdSnot even on their GPUs?14:15
AlanBell0.2 hashes per second per pi14:15
AlanBellnot sure if it can use the GPU because of closedness14:16
Azelphursomeone worked out how long it'd take to mine btc using pen and paper xD14:16
AlanBell0.2Mhash/s14:16
popeythey would die first, surely?14:17
Azelphurpretty much.14:17
Azelphura few hundred times the age of the universe14:17
TheOpenSourcererlol14:17
AlanBellmaybe use a cluster of humans :)14:17
SuperMattdoes the 12.04 installer have btrfs options?14:17
GentileBenMartijnVdS your argument makes no sense.14:17
Azelphurdistributed human computing14:17
AzelphurxD14:17
GentileBenMining difficulty is global not per-ser.14:17
MartijnVdSAlanBell: An infinite number of monkeys with typewriters?14:17
GentileBen*per-user14:17
popeySuperMatt: yes, but only the basics14:17
SuperMattcan I select a subvolume?14:18
GentileBenThe only sane way to mine today is to buy ASIC boxes.14:18
popeyno, dont think so14:18
SuperMattdang14:18
SuperMattI wonder if maybe I can bootstrap the install14:18
Azelphurbuying ASIC boxes right now isn't the best thing14:18
AzelphurI've avoided14:18
GentileBenMooDoo: CPU mining is worthless.14:18
MooDooGentileBen: thanks :D14:18
GentileBenAzelphur because most are vapourware.14:18
Azelphuryou've got BFL (Scammers) KnC (High hardware fail rate) and Avalon (Too expensive to be profitable)14:18
Azelphuryea14:18
Azelphuroh, I forgot to mention the CEO of BFL is a convicted felon14:19
Azelphurjust gotta get that in there14:19
xnoxSuperMatt: yes, but that doesn't mean that one should use btrfs from 12.0414:19
TheOpenSourcererSo who/how are they mined then?14:19
GentileBenMooDoo: http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2013/05/weve-got-a-butterfly-labs-bitcoin-miner-and-its-pretty-darn-fast/14:19
AzelphurTheOpenSourcerer: by people who already have ASICs14:19
SuperMattxnox: is it known to be bad?14:19
GentileBenTheOpenSourcerer: GPU farms, clusters, and CPU botnets.14:19
MartijnVdSTheOpenSourcerer: https://en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Mining14:19
popeyby people like this https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=346134.msg3709913#msg370991314:19
AzelphurGentileBen: nobody GPU mines any more14:19
arseni was looking at that 600GH butterfly model, reckon that is actually going to perform at that rate?14:19
MartijnVdSarsen: butterfly are known scammers14:20
Azelphurarsen: it won't ship on time, and you'd probably just be better buying the BTC.14:20
GentileBenAzelphur it makes sense if you can botnet them.14:20
Azelphuryea14:20
GentileBen"Since this unit only uses 50 watts to hash at 5Ghs/sec, it is far more efficient than the GPU miners that have been working at this for years using 300-600 watts to hash at 800Mhs/sec."14:21
Azelphurhttps://www.dropbox.com/s/8yggidijumwwfvo/2013-10-25%2019.44.18.jpg14:21
arsenyeah, technically my company could setup a btc mining operation pretty rapidly, i'm not convinced by any of the hardware vendors though14:21
Azelphurhere's what I have :)14:21
arseni noticed yours yesterday in that /r/battlestations chat, Azelphur14:21
arseni assume they're profitable, but im not really in the scene anymore to know what's current.14:21
popeywhat are they Azelphur ?14:21
Azelphurpopey: Butterfly Labs SC Singles.14:22
xnoxSuperMatt: yes.14:22
popeyah14:22
* GentileBen botnets Azelphur14:22
Azelphurarsen: yea, I was surprised how many people recognised me in that thread, had loads of people recognising me by name for stuff I've worked on, was pretty cool :)14:22
Azelphurrecognition \o/14:22
SuperMattxnox: how... how bad are we talking?14:22
arsenAzelphur  - to put things in perspective, say you had the latest enterprise grade ivybridge servers, how do those chips compare to that SC Single?14:22
Azelphurarsen: <1% of the hashing speed.14:22
arsenhah great.14:23
GentileBenarsen, even a quad-socket 12-core IVB-EP rig would be trounced by a few ASICs at a fraction of the cost.14:23
arsenoh well, i've got a spare 360core blade chassis that arrived today, i was looking for something to burn it in :P14:23
TheOpenSourcerergosh.14:23
GentileBenarsen, install Windows 8.1 and run PCmark on it. @___@14:23
arsencpumark score for the CPU's is ~24,00014:24
GentileBenNow hang on a sec. 360 cores in a blade? Explain yourself.14:24
arsenblade CHASSIS, GentileBen14:24
Azelphuran overclocked i7 3770k will do like 5.2MH/sec, my ASICs do 60,000MH/sec. Each.14:24
GentileBenOh. That's nothing then.14:24
xnoxSuperMatt: my advice is: you should know your usecase, you should test it, and make an informed decision. It's no good for me, but I don't know what you need it for.14:24
xnoxSuperMatt: in other words, if you need to ask => don't use it =)14:24
SuperMattall righty then14:25
Azelphurarsen: so, an i7 will do about 0.009% of the hashing speed of an ASIC14:25
* popey hugs btrfs14:25
Azelphur:)14:25
arsenrighty. so the SC singles are the best to buy at the moment?14:25
Azelphurarsen: no, as I say, they are scammers. Don't order from BFL.14:25
arsen:D14:25
AzelphurIf you already have a SC Single, great, you're profitable14:25
arsenthats the impression i got.14:25
Azelphurif your ordering now, I highly recommend against it14:25
xnoxSuperMatt: popey would probably give you exact opposite, and encourage one to use btrfs =)14:26
SuperMattwell I am already using it14:26
xnoxopinion that is.14:26
popeysomeone has to use it14:26
SuperMatthence why I'm having to bootstrap an install in to it14:26
Azelphuryou don't know if (or when) they will ship the product, whether it'll perform to advertised specs, and no refunds.14:26
SuperMattwell bootstrapping a 12.04 into a subvolume14:26
Azelphuryou'd probably be better buying BTC and just sitting on them14:26
AzelphurI certainly would have come out WAY better had I sat on the BTC, instead of buying from BFL14:26
arsenyeah, im a technologist though - i could make a business use case for blowing a bit of IT budget on BTC miners if it at least paid for itself14:27
arseni can't justify putting company funds in BTC exchanges, yet.14:27
Azelphurhehe14:27
Azelphurwell, there are a few options if you really want to get in it, you should seriously do your research, remember mining is essentially an arms race, and if you're not at the front of the curve, you're loosing money.14:27
arsenbut it would mean i get to play the BTC game, which i should of done ages ago - and did, until my dinner burnt and i got annoyed at myself for getting all excited at mining them and ruining my roast dinner :(14:27
AzelphurKnC has some nice hardware that would be profitable, but the high rate of hardware failure worries me14:28
AzelphurAvalon is a very safe bet, they only sell stuff they have in the warehouse ready to ship, thus no bullshit. It's expensive though, you may not make a profit. Hardware is really nice though.14:28
arseni play the arms race game at work every day, just in a different industry - hence my interest in BTC mining.14:28
arsensorry, the TECH arms race.14:28
AzelphurCoinTerra hardware sounds good, but they don't have anything concrete, so it really is just "sounds nice"14:29
AzelphurI noticed this too, the other day http://www.blackarrowsoftware.com/store/prospero-x-1.html14:29
arsenthe joke is when i first looked at BTC i was annoyed at a few dollars return over ~3 months, now that'd of been a few thousand profit :(14:30
Azelphur100GH/sec for $290 sounds too good to be true. I'm sure there's a catch. Haven't spent much time looking into it.14:30
GentileBenAzelphur, you're a modern-day gold prospector.14:31
Azelphurhaha14:31
arseni'm equally looking at getting into it on a personal level, as well as work. may aswell benefit me too!14:31
AzelphurGentileBen: I dunno why, I'm just really good at bitcoin I guess14:31
GentileBenAll you need is the hat, the longjohns and the missing teeth.14:31
AzelphurThe very first day I saw bitcoin, read about it. I knew EXACTLY what was going to happen14:31
Azelphurand instantly dropped every penny I had into mining hardware14:31
arsenlikewise, Azelphur. i just had no money :(14:31
Azelphurit's strange to be that confident in something14:31
directhexAzelphur, if i could get a couple of asicminer block erupters for free, is there much point in doing so?14:33
Azelphurdirecthex: sure, free money is free.14:33
directhexor are they too far behind the curve now?14:33
Azelphurbehind the curve, but with something that low power there's no reason to care14:34
Azelphurmay as well just run them, maybe you'll make 0.1 BTC or something after a while14:34
Azelphur:)14:34
arsenif i had free power, how does that change things? :D14:34
Azelphurarsen: considerably, run any and all hardware you have access to.14:34
Azelphuras its all free money14:34
directhexAzelphur, i guess i could run the daemon on an arm dev box i have spare. almost no watts14:34
Azelphurdirecthex: I have my ASICs plugged into my home server that'd be running anyway :)14:35
arsenwe should start a btc mining group14:35
Azelphurarsen: you sound like you have a lot of PC-Grade hardware available, I wouldn't bitcoin mine on it14:35
Azelphurlitecoin/primecoin is more profitable14:35
arsento be brutally honest my company has too much money and i can pursuade them when it comes to tech, so if i can use them to fund my BTC learning then i'd be interested, lol.14:36
popeyAzelphur: you mentioned amd cards for litecoin?14:36
Azelphurpopey: yup, that's reasonably worthwhile doing14:36
AlanBellis there room for litecoin/primecoin as well as bitcoin?14:36
Azelphuryup14:37
popeyand are there any exchanges that accept lite/prime?14:37
popey"Is there room for USD with EUR" :D14:37
AlanBellwell yeah, fair point :)14:37
Azelphurpopey: yup, btce14:37
arseninteresting, i didnt know about those. Thanks Azelphur.14:37
Azelphuryou generally exchange the altcoins into bitcoin14:37
popeyright14:37
popeyat the BTC/USD exchange rate?14:38
MartijnVdSpopey: nah, at the BTC/LTC rate14:38
popeyoh14:38
MartijnVdSor BTC/PrC rate14:38
MartijnVdSpopey: https://btc-e.com/exchange/ltc_btc14:38
Azelphurpopey: a 7990 would do like 0.74 LTC/day, which is $33.818 a day14:38
Azelphurgiven all the current rates14:38
Azelphurprimecoin is profitable too on the CPU14:39
arsennice. interesting.14:39
directhexcan you do litecoin/primecoin on a btc asic?14:39
Azelphurdirecthex: no.14:39
MartijnVdSdirecthex: no, different hashing algorithms14:39
directhexlame14:39
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arseni just wanted to buy a BTC asic to get involved.14:39
Myrttiooohhhh I love this Bluetooth Audio thing I got from Amazon14:39
MyrttiAVR was a bit to set up but oh man14:40
arsenas i guess most are in here - internet children who want to be involved/support any internet community thing - especially one that competes with traditional banking and curreny models :D14:40
popeyMyrtti: which one?14:40
Azelphurhehe14:40
directhexpfft. 3d camera on amazon is <£10014:40
Azelphurarsen: the ultimate/best way to get involved, is to charge BTC for your usual activities14:40
directhexcrazy14:41
Azelphurrun a business? charge BTC. Get involved ;)14:41
Myrttipopey: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00DSNWM2K14:41
directhexi paid about £400, and that was discounted14:41
arseni guess, Azelphur - i'm a corporate sheep though, i dont really sell much myself.14:42
Azelphurhehe14:42
arseni reckon i could wangle a few weeks of 360cores worth of primecoin/litecoin mining14:43
arsenis it the clock speed or the cores that's required?14:43
MartijnVdSarsen: yes.14:44
Azelphur^14:44
arsenyes as in, both? :)14:44
Azelphurindeed14:44
MartijnVdSarsen: http://anty.info/primecoin-hardware/14:44
arsenah great, thanks.14:44
schwukMyrtti: looks good14:45
Myrttischwuk: yeah, I'm really happy14:45
Myrttidon't need to listen to the work playlist with headphones or tinny laptop speakers14:45
Myrttiwas well worth the 34 pounds I paid14:46
directhex...... :o14:46
directhex:)14:46
directhex:D14:46
directhexAzelphur, guess what i just found on a usb stick14:46
MartijnVdSMyrtti: 15.4kg?14:46
Azelphurdirecthex: you're rich eh? :)14:47
MyrttiMartijnVdS: I refuse to respond to that14:47
directhexAzelphur, waiting for confirmations, but i seem to have 1 BTC in this wallet.dat14:47
Azelphurgrats14:47
Azelphurthat's around  800 squids.14:47
Laneywoot14:48
Azelphur:)14:48
arsennice find, directhex \o/14:50
directhex....... or not. more recent transactions suggest i spent it14:51
directhex127 weeks of history to sync14:51
arsen:(14:51
arseni tried to buy a chunk of BTC at ~$14 so i could use it to have a laugh buying junk on silkroad. shame i didnt finish the job.14:51
MartijnVdSarsen: I sold at $10014:59
arsenhah annoying eh. seems like that's the common story.15:00
TheOpenSourcererNot much difference to buying and selling shares.15:00
MartijnVdSTheOpenSourcerer: true15:01
AlanBellbuy low, sell high15:01
MartijnVdSAlanBell: Waiting for it to go low :)15:01
AlanBelljust with this there is no real notion of what high means15:01
TheOpenSourcererWhen I was in my early 20's I wish I'd stuck a couple of grand in Cisco.15:01
directhex0.00800000 in mtgox account i'd ignored as small change15:01
TheOpenSourcererThey've split untold times and a couple of grand would be worth shedloads now.15:02
SuperMattok, this is bugging me, I've bootstrapped a copy of ubuntu in to a subvolume called @precise (currently mounted in /mnt/@precise). How do I convince update-grub that it needs to scan that location for the new os?15:02
SuperMattthis is simply so I can have 13.10 and 12.04 in seperate subvols15:02
popeySuperMatt: ask in #btrfs15:03
popeydark* is a nice chap15:03
xnoxSuperMatt: no, ubuntu will not boot from alternative subvols.15:03
xnoxSuperMatt: so you cannot change @15:04
xnoxnor @home.15:04
xnoxthere is a bug about it.15:04
SuperMattoh really?15:07
SuperMattI think I might have to resize my disk instead :(15:08
SuperMattoh well, that can wait15:08
directhex15.24000000 ฿TC at $18.7500015:10
directhexi guess that's what i cashed out at15:11
awilkinsOuch15:18
MartijnVdS$1181, "all time high" according to bitcoinity15:19
awilkinsWhy didn't I buy a load of them last week, even15:19
MartijnVdSawilkins: step into my TARDIS 8-)15:19
awilkinsI don't really need the money, I suppose15:20
awilkinsBut really, it would be lovely to be able to have FYM15:20
awilkins(profanity expansion of this term not permitted in channel)15:20
MartijnVdSawilkins: you're already rich and upper-crusty?15:20
awilkinsMartijnVdS, Just earning more than I spend15:20
Azelphuroh btw, if anyone happens to be going to the bitcoin expo in London on Saturday15:21
AzelphurI'mma be there15:21
MartijnVdSgetting robbed of your private keys? ;)15:21
Azelphurindeed :)15:21
Azelphurhttp://www.bitcoinexpo.co.uk/15:22
AzelphurI have VIP tickets, company comped \o/15:23
popeyAzelphur: is it still painful getting cash in and out of bitcoin?15:27
Azelphurpopey: yup15:27
Azelphurbanks have a case of the butthurt still15:28
Azelphurtbh I don't even try to get cash out now, I just spend the coin directly.15:28
penguin42Azelphur: Now the US has declared them OK does it help?15:28
Azelphurpenguin42: nope, US isn't UK, and the government can say what they want, the banks are still gonna be unhappy.15:28
penguin42Azelphur: But can you put them in a US bank ?15:29
directhexlol15:30
Azelphurpenguin42: the coins? nope15:30
penguin42Azelphur: No, I mean can you sell the coins and liberate $ into a US bank account15:30
directhexwhen i first set up bitcoin mining, and got a bunch of people on a tech forum involved, i created a dedicated donation address15:30
Azelphurpenguin42: yea, with some difficulty15:30
directhexhow many transactions have i ever received to that address? 015:30
Azelphurhehe15:30
directhexfeel free to donate all the btc to 15QtF8wourtAuqm4kAKCksK3cpS2ge4Dyc :p15:31
Azelphur:)15:31
directhexi won't know about it until 96 weeks of history finish downloading, of course15:31
Azelphurbut yea, I do my tesco groceries in BTC, buy all my gadgetry in BTC15:32
Azelphurno real need to cash out beyond making rent15:32
GentileBenStill talking about BTC?15:32
GentileBenTime to cash out, Azelphur.15:32
GentileBenHow much BTC do you have?15:32
AzelphurGentileBen: 11115:32
Azelphurgive or take a bit.15:33
GentileBenThat's $111,000. Why don't you cash out now?15:33
GentileBenDon't be greedy Azelphur.15:33
AzelphurGentileBen: because I know this is just the beginning15:33
Azelphurand I'm a greedy person ;)15:33
GentileBenWe should've run a BTC mining syndicate in here.15:33
GentileBenAzelphur, can you afford to loose $111k?15:33
GentileBenIf so, go ahead.15:34
GentileBenlose*15:34
GentileBen-_-15:34
AzelphurGentileBen: sorta, it was all money I made by playing BTC in the first place15:34
Azelphurif I lost it, I'd have to leave my apartment and downsize considerably15:34
GentileBenThat's not what I meant.15:34
Azelphurbut, that's a risk I accept.15:34
directhexi regret cashing out at $1815:34
GentileBenlol directhex15:34
GentileBenSorry I lolled at that.15:34
GentileBenIt's trading at $1000 right now.15:34
Azelphurbasically, if I lost it, I wouldn't end up on the street or anything15:34
Azelphurit'd just suck.15:34
GentileBenAzelphur, I'd cash out half.15:34
GentileBenPersonally15:34
GentileBenI'd invest half in traditional stocks.15:35
AzelphurGentileBen: I have been intending to buy some other stuff to diversify a bit, but not half.15:35
AzelphurBTC is too valuable15:35
GentileBenMan I wish I'd have invested in Apple back when their shares were worthless.15:35
MartijnVdStoo big to fail?15:35
GentileBenAzelphur: as your newly appointed stockbroker, I insist you diversify.15:35
directhexAzelphur, going to get a virgin galactic ticket? :p15:35
GentileBenMartijnVdS, Azelphur believes BTC will keep climbing in value.15:35
GentileBenI think it's going to crash again.15:36
ali1234of course it's going to crash again15:36
GentileBenIt's going to crash when the banks make sure the Fed are hostile to BTC in the US.15:36
AzelphurGentileBen: hehe, waiting for provisional drivers license to come through so I can have ID to stock things :)15:36
Azelphurali1234: of course :)15:36
GentileBenali1234, so there you go.15:36
GentileBenCash out just before the crash.15:36
ali1234...yeah15:36
GentileBenBuy more coin just after the crash.15:36
ali1234so when is the crash?15:36
AzelphurGentileBen: and then get murdered by the tax man ;)15:36
GentileBenRinse and repeat until you're a BTC billionaire.15:36
GentileBenali1234, next Tuesday.15:37
ali1234i managed to predict it to the day last time... lol15:37
directhexdon't cash out to cash, buy palladium!15:37
Azelphurhehe15:37
Azelphurbut yea, it'll crash, then it'll just build back up again15:38
Azelphur:)15:38
GentileBenAzelphur, cash out into gold.15:38
MartijnVdSali1234: so, when do you think it'll crash now?15:38
AzelphurGentileBen: isn't gold bad?15:38
ali1234no idea at this point15:38
GentileBenOf course not.15:38
GentileBenGold has steadily climbed in value since the 70s.15:38
GentileBenIt's been by far the most reliable investment.15:38
GentileBenAnd it's all due to Ron Paul.15:38
GentileBenRon Paul built his solid gold rocket ship to take us to the libertarian utopia Planet Mises.15:39
Azelphurhehe15:39
AlanBellso how does one run a wine application from the dash?15:40
ali1234yeah as long as you didn't buy gold in 1980, you are fine15:40
ali1234http://static5.businessinsider.com/image/506075276bb3f7f35200001a-1020-615/gold-price-since-1970s.png?maxX=59015:40
Azelphurhehe15:40
directhex87 weeks behind, no magic debt-clearing transactions have appeared yet :.15:40
directhex:/15:40
TheOpenSourcererSee that dip around 2000-2002? That's when Gordon Brown sold all ours ;-(15:43
bashrcI do not care about gold.  It is a silly metal.15:45
directhexif i could turn back time, BTC would be a big part of it :/15:48
awilkinsSelling large gold reserves just after you announce you are going to do it can't really be considered sound fiscal policy15:56
mungbeancan you short BTC?15:56
awilkinsI imagine there are brokers that will let you15:56
awilkinsShorting is just an agreement to buy Bitcoin in the future15:57
mungbeanand selling it before you have it ;)15:57
awilkinsI think you essentially borrow someone elses, and sell them, and agree to buy some back to fill the deficit15:58
Myrttiahhahahahahah https://www.facebook.com/Britishhistory/posts/58435348163307415:59
awilkinsYou can usually short a lot more than you can afford to buy15:59
awilkinsBut in the case of BTC I'd probably only let you short 2:1 at most16:00
GentileBenALL THAT GLITTERS IS NOT GOLD16:02
mungbeanit could be a poo with glitter in16:02
GentileBenMyrtti, people overlook the fact that the settlers were Christian fundamentalists.16:03
GentileBenI dunnio why.16:03
awilkins"God will provide!"16:03
awilkins"Native Americans were sent by God to bring us corn and turkey! It's a sign! We must kill them and take their land!"16:03
GentileBen...and their giant birds.16:05
mungbeanif by fundamentalists you mean people seeking freedom from religious persecution then yes16:05
mungbeanamong many others16:05
GentileBenlol mungbean they were the ones who wanted to persecute everybody else.16:05
mungbeanwho just wanted a new life16:05
mungbeanby true definition, a fundamentalist christian would love their enemies16:06
ali1234that doesn't mean they wouldn't leave the country16:06
ali1234plus, not changing your beliefs despite being persecuted for them is pretty much the definition of a fundamentalist16:07
GentileBen"From 1649 to 1660 Puritans in England were allied to the state power held by the military regime, headed by Oliver Cromwell until his death in 1658."16:07
mungbeanand?16:07
GentileBenFor that they deserved to get kicked out.16:07
mungbeanyou sir are a muppet16:08
GentileBenBunch of traitors they were.16:08
GentileBenAzelphur can't you use your BTC to fund the search? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-2513428916:10
ali1234GentileBen: why? as long as the btc isn't found, everyone else is better off16:14
GentileBenlol16:15
GentileBenAlso taking the coin would be theft by finding.16:15
ali1234HD isn't going to work after 6 months in a rubbish dump anyway16:16
GentileBenWhat if it's an SSD?!16:17
ali1234maybe. but why would you throw out a SSD16:17
ali1234maybe the guy just made up the story to get on TV? i wouldn't be surprised16:18
GentileBenAs long as the NAND or platters are intact, he could pay a small sum to get the data recovered.16:18
GentileBenWell, is there a wallet with exactly that many BTC in it16:18
ali1234or maybe it's his cover and he still has the coins safe on a paper wallet that's extremely well hidden16:18
GentileBenYes16:19
ali1234you can't tell how much is in a wallet because it contains multiple addresses16:19
GentileBenDisclosing it is stupid.16:19
GentileBenOr maybe he thinks somebody will find it for him?16:19
ali1234that's got to be the least likely theory16:19
GentileBenTaking the coin would be theft....or would it? He did throw the DHH away.16:19
GentileBenHDD*16:20
ali1234taking anything from a rubbish tip is theft16:20
ali1234even if the HD was blank, it would still be theft16:21
ali1234technically those BTC are now the property of whoever's dump it is, i believe16:21
GentileBenali1234 is it theft from the owner of the tip?16:22
ali1234yes16:22
penguin42oh now that's an interesting question, does the tip owner get to own the information on something you throw away16:23
GentileBenI'm sure there's an exemption. Like if you accidentally throw out a lottery ticket.16:23
ali1234perhaps16:23
ali1234or a really valuable painting - that has actually happened and the owners got it back16:23
GentileBenHmm that man lives in Newport.16:24
ali1234original owners that is16:24
GentileBenIsn't Azelphur from Newport?16:24
ali1234no16:24
GentileBen>_>16:24
GentileBenYes he is.16:24
ali1234not even close16:24
ali1234not even the right country :D16:25
Seeker`and Azelphur isn't called "James Howell"16:26
GentileBenIsn't he?16:27
ali1234also he doesn't look like that guy16:28
mungbeanyou're being trolled ali123416:29
Seeker`GentileBen: /whois gentileben16:31
SuperMattdoes btrfs support online resizing?16:31
Seeker`eww, luton, unlucky :16:32
popeyyes SuperMatt16:32
GentileBenLuton exchange, not Luton house.16:32
popeyup and down16:32
GentileBenTIL Jack Whitehall has a girlfriend. !!16:34
GentileBenI always thought he was gay.16:34
SuperMattpopey: and the resizes the partiton it's on too?16:34
SuperMattor just how much space is allocatable?16:35
popeymy drives aren't partitioned16:35
SuperMattI think I'll just do my stuff offline16:35
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SuperMattjust in case16:35
Mydim3hey guys i need help16:40
SuperMattwe all do, but I hope your problems are easier to fix than mine16:40
Mydim3lol16:41
Mydim3im trying to get a mac theme on lubuntu16:41
SuperMattah16:41
SuperMattmany people have created scripts for that, but you can get a mac-esque theme by installing the elementary theme16:41
Mydim3the what?16:42
SuperMatthttp://danrabbit.deviantart.com/art/elementary-gtk-theme-8310403316:42
Mydim3naw ill just try to get a real mac theme16:44
SuperMatthttp://namakutux.blogspot.co.uk/2012/05/how-to-install-mac-os-x-lion-theme-on.html16:44
SuperMatttried that?16:44
Mydim3let me see16:45
mungbeani <3 elementary16:45
Mydim3thx i think i can take it from here on16:47
SuperMattno worries16:47
Mydim3wait16:49
Mydim3i installed it16:49
Mydim3am i supposed to reboot?16:49
Mydim3?16:50
Mydim3nothing is happening16:50
Mydim3do i reboot for theme?16:50
Mydim3?16:51
Mydim3hello16:51
Mydim3anyone?16:51
Myrttipatience is a great gift16:51
Mydim3do i reboot?16:51
Mydim3i installed the theme16:51
Mydim3brb16:52
Mydim3hey16:59
Mydim3i tried to install theme but it wont let me17:00
penguin42look - it's a REALLY bad idea to be installing .deb's from dropbox - I mean **REALLY**17:01
penguin42Mydim3: Would you install a .exe on Windows from dropbox?17:02
Mydim3no17:02
Mydim3i woulden't17:02
Mydim3wouldn't17:03
Mydim3hey can anyone help me out?17:04
Mydim3who has teamviewer here?17:04
Mydim3hello?17:05
Mydim3can anyone help me?17:05
davmor2Mydim3: have you tried enabling the theme?17:06
Mydim3how?17:06
Mydim3davmor2 do you have teamviewer?17:07
Mydim3?17:07
davmor2Mydim3: no17:07
davmor2Mydim3: I'm not sure what tool Lubuntu uses for selecting themes17:08
Mydim3ok hwo do you enable the tgeme?17:08
Mydim3how do you enable theme*17:08
davmor2Mydim3: some where in settings there will be a look and feel option select the theme there17:08
popeyMydim3: seems nobody here can help. perhaps ask in #lubuntu or #ubuntu ?17:09
davmor2Mydim3: http://www.maketecheasier.com/theme-up-lubuntu/17:09
Mydim3i tried that17:10
davmor2Mydim3: over to #lubuntu then I assume as they should know their stuff :)17:11
TheOpenSourcererpopey: AlanBell I can;t make either dates but thought you might be interested: http://www.eventimapollo.com/events/detail/brian-and-robins-christmas-compendium-of-reason17:33
directhexsadface. i thought i'd really found a forgotten btc17:44
Myrttiwho was it that was a Philips shaver expert?17:44
penguin42directhex: down the back of a sofa?17:45
Myrttisomeone talked me out of getting dsample a shaver last time because they knew the model I was looking at was awful17:46
Mydim3hey im back17:55
Mydim3how do you install sh files?17:55
Mydim3hello?17:56
bashrcchmod +x <file.sh>17:57
Mydim3help17:57
bashrc./file.sh17:57
Mydim3says no such file or trajectory17:58
Mydim3can anyone help me?17:59
Mydim3hello?18:00
Mydim3can someone help me?18:02
Mydim3hel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!18:04
Mydim3HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!18:05
MartijnVdSMydim3: it would help if you actually knew what you're trying to do18:05
MartijnVdS!ohmy18:05
lubotu3Please remember that all Ubuntu IRC channels share the same attitude of providing friendly and polite interaction with all users of all ages and cultures. Basically, this means no foul language and no abuse towards others.18:05
Mydim3im trying to install a sh file18:05
Mydim3and it won't let me18:05
MartijnVdSMydim3: first: isn't there a real package? what are you trying to install? where did you get it? are you sure it's safe (not malware)?18:06
MartijnVdS!xy18:06
lubotu3The XY problem is when you need to do X, and you think you can use Y to do X, so you ask about how to do Y, when what you really should do is state what your X problem is. There may be a Z solution that is even better than Y, but nobody can suggest it if X is never mentioned.18:06
GentileBen!help18:06
lubotu3Please don't ask to ask a question, simply ask the question (all on ONE line and in the channel, so that others can read and follow it easily). If anyone knows the answer they will most likely reply. :-) See also !patience18:06
GentileBen!patience18:06
lubotu3Don't feel ignored and repeat your question quickly; if nobody knows your answer, nobody will answer you. While you wait, try searching https://help.ubuntu.com/ or http://ubuntuforums.org/ or http://askubuntu.com/18:06
Mydim3ok so no there is not a real package second trying to install mac theme third i got from a website fourth i think its safe18:07
Mydim3you there?18:08
Mydim3!patience18:08
lubotu3Don't feel ignored and repeat your question quickly; if nobody knows your answer, nobody will answer you. While you wait, try searching https://help.ubuntu.com/ or http://ubuntuforums.org/ or http://askubuntu.com/18:08
Mydim3!hi18:09
Mydim3!xy18:09
lubotu3The XY problem is when you need to do X, and you think you can use Y to do X, so you ask about how to do Y, when what you really should do is state what your X problem is. There may be a Z solution that is even better than Y, but nobody can suggest it if X is never mentioned.18:09
MartijnVdS!ops18:09
lubotu3Help!  DJones, Myrtti, Mez, AlanBell, popey, Gary, Seeker`, Daviey, PriceChild or X3N18:09
Mydim3!help18:09
lubotu3Please don't ask to ask a question, simply ask the question (all on ONE line and in the channel, so that others can read and follow it easily). If anyone knows the answer they will most likely reply. :-) See also !patience18:09
Mydim3!ops18:10
lubotu3Help!  DJones, Myrtti, Mez, AlanBell, popey, Gary, Seeker`, Daviey, PriceChild or X3N18:10
MartijnVdSMydim3: It's the first hit on google when I type in your question: "install sh file ubuntu"18:10
MartijnVdSMydim3: Next time, google it yourself.18:10
Mydim3im not using ubuntu18:10
Mydim3im using lubuntu18:10
MartijnVdSMydim3: Don't worry. It's the same underneath.18:10
MartijnVdSMydim3: or google it with lubuntu instead18:10
Mydim3i tried it18:11
Mydim3im getting a error18:12
MartijnVdSMydim3: there's even a youtube video explaining!18:12
Mydim3martijn you have teamviewer?18:12
MartijnVdSplease, search first, then ask.18:12
Mydim3i did search18:12
Mydim3AND I GO A ERROR!18:12
MartijnVdSMydim3: No. And I'm not helping you any more, sorry. If you can't even figure out this, I wonder if you really should be using that software.18:12
Mydim3GOT*!18:12
Mydim3dude18:13
Mydim3i can use the software18:13
MartijnVdSapparently not18:13
Mydim3it's just i got a error saying18:13
Mydim3chmod: cannot access ‘macbuntu.sh’: No such file or directory18:13
MartijnVdSand what do you think that means?18:13
Mydim3and the file does exist18:13
Mydim3that there is not a file named like that18:14
MartijnVdSis it uppercase maybe? or one letter? The shell is case-sensitive.18:14
Mydim3and there i a file and it's a .sh file you can even see it clearly in the folde18:14
MartijnVdSis it in the same directory?18:14
MartijnVdSi.e. not ~/Downloads while you're in ~18:14
Mydim3it is in my desktop18:15
MartijnVdSMydim3: and what's the current working directory in your shell/terminal?18:15
GentileBen!patience | Mydim318:15
lubotu3Mydim3: Don't feel ignored and repeat your question quickly; if nobody knows your answer, nobody will answer you. While you wait, try searching https://help.ubuntu.com/ or http://ubuntuforums.org/ or http://askubuntu.com/18:15
Mydim3i don't know18:16
MartijnVdSMydim3: type 'pwd' and find out18:16
MartijnVdSMydim3: type 'ls' to figure out which files are in your current directory18:16
MartijnVdSA basic lesson in UNIXy shells would help you probably.18:16
Mydim3esktop    Downloads  Pictures  steam.deb  Videos Documents  Music      Public    Templates18:17
Mydim3desktop    Downloads  Pictures  steam.deb  Videos Documents  Music      Public    Templates18:17
MartijnVdSso you're in your home directory. Which is not your desktop18:17
MartijnVdScd Desktop ("change directory, to Desktop")18:17
Mydim3no18:17
Mydim3i pud the file18:17
Mydim3in my desktop18:17
MartijnVdSyes, but the current working directory of your *shell* in your *terminal* is your home directory instead of your desktop18:18
Mydim3do you have team viewer?18:18
MartijnVdSso you have to change your working directory to your desktop first, by doing: cd Desktop18:18
MartijnVdSMydim3: I don't see how me having teamviewer is relevant here.18:18
Mydim3so you can controll my computer and do it yourself18:19
MartijnVdSBut then you won't learn how and why it's not working18:19
MartijnVdSand it's always better to teach someone *why* something doesn't work (and how to fix it) than to just fix it18:19
Mydim3i just want it to work i don'twnat to learn18:19
MartijnVdSIn that case, find someone else to help you. I gave you all the puzzle pieces. Some assembly required.18:20
Mydim3can anyone else help me?18:20
MartijnVdS19:17 < MartijnVdS> cd Desktop ("change directory, to Desktop")18:20
MartijnVdSthen the AskUbuntu answer should work again18:21
MartijnVdShttp://www.ks.uiuc.edu/Training/Tutorials/Reference/unixprimer.html18:21
Mydim3i put cd desktop now what?18:22
MartijnVdSMydim3: now you do the chmod etc., like you tried earlier18:22
Mydim3chmod: cannot access ‘macbuntu.sh’: No such file or directory18:23
Mydim3its hard to solve that18:25
Mydim3everything i do on the internet that google tells me to do does not help18:26
Mydim3ohh wait18:27
Mydim3the folder is not in the desktop18:27
diddledan>.<18:32
diddledanI wake up, log in and see this mess :-po18:32
Mydim3hey18:34
Mydim3diddlean18:34
Mydim3can you help me?18:34
diddledanI think !ohmy should also link to a picture of George Takai18:36
Mydim3!ohmy18:38
lubotu3Please remember that all Ubuntu IRC channels share the same attitude of providing friendly and polite interaction with all users of all ages and cultures. Basically, this means no foul language and no abuse towards others.18:38
Mydim3nope18:38
diddledannow this raises an important question: the ECDL (European Computer Driving License).. why doesn't it teach commandline awareness?!18:40
Mydim3what who are u talking to?18:40
diddledanI get that they want you to be able to put a picture in your properly licensed copy of microsoft word but that doesn't actually teach anything to do with "computer driving"18:40
diddledanMartijnVdS: I think !fry might have some pertinent words to say about our visitor18:41
Mydim3!fry18:42
diddledanoh is that not part of lubotu3 ? maybe it's from #wordpress' docbot18:42
GentileBenWe need ubottu.18:45
diddledanoovanu18:45
Mydim3who here has team viewer?18:46
diddledanMydim3: teamviewer won't solve your problem18:46
Mydim3yes18:46
diddledanPEBKAC18:46
Mydim3if they know how to fix it we can teamviewer18:46
GentileBenMydim3, we all have TeamViewer.18:46
Mydim3and they controll my computer18:46
GentileBenWe're TeamViewer gurus.18:47
GentileBenMydim3, but nobody here wants to help you.18:47
diddledandoes anyone have a trojan I can borrow.18:47
diddledanI've got teamviewer if so18:47
GentileBenwin32.diddledan18:47
Mydim3lol18:48
Mydim3gentile ben18:48
Mydim3tv with me18:48
GentileBenNo.18:49
GentileBenI hate you.18:49
Mydim3why?18:50
diddledanhate is such a strong word. try despise or loathe18:50
Mydim3lol18:50
GentileBenI hold you in the highest (or is that lowest?) level of contempt possible.18:50
Mydim3cya nobody can help me here18:51
GentileBenSee? My methods work.18:51
diddledanactually I would guess that pretty much everyone in here could help him. it's just that nobody wants to18:52
diddledanthe tipping factor for most would be: 18:19 < Mydim3> i just want it to work i don'twnat to learn18:52
penguin42diddledan: Frankly people shouldn't be helping him install debs off dropbox18:53
diddledanpenguin42: I didn't even see that bit18:53
diddledanI didn't have enough scrollback buffer18:53
diddledanomg: http://genomejs.com/18:56
diddledana conversation between two friends went along the lines of: "Yeah you just gotta pay the $99 to get the information :p" reply "That's... actually incredible.... No, seriously. It used to cost millions to sequence a genome, and they wouldn't just hand you a copy - because there was nothing you could have done with it."18:57
ali1234there's still nothing you can do with it18:59
penguin42diddledan: I wonder what that does the FDA stuff with 23andme - i.e if someone just provides a dump of your DNA without providing any interpretation19:01
penguin42the problem at the moment is it's not a full seuqnece you're getting for $99, it's specific SNPs19:02
ali1234also, who made the horizontal scrollbar19:04
penguin42ali1234: mydim3 with a row of !19:07
ali1234ಠ_ಠ19:08
diddledanhorizontal scrollbar?19:08
penguin42diddledan: Yes, you know, those things they have on machines that use these WIMP systems to display information19:08
diddledanpenguin42: yeah, I was wondering which horizontal scrollbar, because the site at genomejs.com doesn't have one19:24
diddledanit's fully-responsive to screen-width19:24
daftykinsdiddledan: i think the best part of mydim3 was that he wanted to go through all the hassle to play TF2 on a box that i would daresay would barely draw it @ 640x480 in low detail19:25
diddledanlol19:26
diddledanstill, we have to entertain ourselves somehow19:26
diddledanand if it weren't for n0bs we'd have to do something constructive to get that entertainment19:27
daftykinsi try to dissuade these people from their crazy plans19:27
diddledan(I purposely misspelt n00bs because, well, n00bs at least are trying to learn)19:27
directhexi should probably point out that the code of conduct forwns upon being a dick, and some of my scrollback is pretty dickish19:28
daftykinsyeah you have a mean side directhex :(19:28
diddledanas long as the dickishness stays away from big-headedness you're fine. because nobody likes a big-dick-head19:30
diddledanin a random aside: I fell ashamed to admit that I quite like windows 8/8.119:32
aquariusnowt shameful about that. There seems to be a reasonable amount of ideologically-based condemnation of it going on.19:33
aquariusI didn't quite understand it, myself, when I played with it, but that wasn't for very long.19:33
MartijnVdSI only like it on my touchscreen laptop19:33
daftykinsi've yet to use it natively, but i've a feeling i'd end up putting a start menu replacement on19:33
MartijnVdSI've used it on my dad's desktop.. *shudder*19:34
diddledanI quite like the quick-access menus from the corners19:35
diddledanand I don't mind the obvious touch-friendliness of it - it still works perfectly fine for my mouse-based interactions19:36
diddledanthe corner-menus however suffer when on a virtual machine19:37
daftykinsyeah i find it hard to get any of that stuff to display19:38
daftykinsin fact, when i first VM'd 8 - i had to google how to shutdown.19:38
diddledanI think that's where most people's problems stem from - they seem to think that a pc should always behave in established patterns - a lot of the pushback on unity is from the same camp IMO19:39
diddledanfrom now-to-eternity19:39
directhexdiddledan, i blogged my thoughts on 819:39
ali1234win 8 has a lot of the same problems as unity, so it is hardly surprising that the same people don't like it19:40
ali1234the biggest problem with both of them isn't that things have been moved - it is that things constantly move around19:40
ali1234for example the contents of the dash when you search changes from day to day in both of them19:41
diddledanI don't have a problem with that - it's an attempt at improving relevance19:43
directhexali1234, i blogged my thoughts on 819:43
directhexhttp://apebox.org/wordpress/rants/485/19:44
diddledanheh, I like how it's self-described as a rant19:45
MartijnVdSdiddledan: what else did you expect? ;)19:46
ali1234well yes, i agree19:46
daftykinshexy was never dishonest ;)19:46
MartijnVdSdiddledan: he's like mjg59 when blogging ;)19:46
ali1234but it's worse even if you don't multitask19:46
ali1234even finding the button to start a program becomes an ordeal19:46
MartijnVdSali1234: Win+R19:46
directhexcharms are a much bigger change to windows paradigm than metro19:46
MartijnVdSali1234: just like Alt+F2 in unity (instead of just tapping Win :)19:47
ali1234you can't just remember where the button is, because it's in a different place every day19:47
directhex...huh?19:51
directhexof the many issues with win8, i don't understand where you're seeing this one19:51
directhexyes it's a unity issue, but win8's button layout doesn't change19:52
MartijnVdSit's always under the Win key.. or bottom left19:52
ali1234when you want to run a program you press windows key... and then you get a big mess of buttons19:53
ali1234just like you do in unity19:53
ali1234there is almost no difference at all19:53
directhexali1234, um... no. no no no, totally and utterly and categorically wrong19:53
diddledandirecthex: here's something that might blow your mind: http://www.stardock.com/products/modernmix/19:54
directhexthe start screen's layout remains exactly as you left it. the only changes occur when you install new apps - their icons are added to the far-right of your start screen, and can be repositioned or unpinned19:54
daftykinsdiddledan: lmao19:54
MartijnVdSdirecthex: I think his point is that the "start screen" is a completely different context from your desktop19:55
ali1234no, that's not my point at all19:55
MartijnVdSdirecthex: so it's a complete context switch, instead of just launching a new app19:55
daftykinsno he's talking about everything being jumbled up each time you look, i think19:55
directhexwhich isn't the case19:55
MartijnVdSbut that doesn't really happen19:55
ali1234the start screen is a huge mess of things that constantly changes19:56
daftykinsbut i've not used it to know19:56
MartijnVdSonly if you install software, like directhex said19:56
directhexit's the WP7 paradigm. "live tiles"19:56
MartijnVdSYeah the "live tiles" change all the time. Remove/disable them.19:56
directhexali1234, the "live tiles" display context-sensitive content, but they don't move around. e.g. the "news" live tile will show headlines. but always in the same place19:56
ali1234yes. or remove/disable the online search lenses in unity. same thing19:56
directhextotally not the same thing at all19:56
directhexbut whatevs19:56
GentileBendirecthex, the Xbox One interface is miles better than the PS4 interface.19:57
MartijnVdSI never use the Unity "start screen" thing.. just Alt+F219:57
GentileBenPS4 = better hardware, Xbone = better software.19:57
MartijnVdSthat's harder in Windows, because every program is in its own "Program Files" directory, which aren't in $PATH19:57
diddledanlol, X-Bone19:57
GentileBenIf only they could fuse together to form some kind of super-console which could play Super Mario Galaxy U.19:57
GentileBenMartijnVdS, doesn't need to be. %programfiles% is a global variable in Windows.19:58
GentileBenAnd so is %programfiles(x86)%.19:58
directhexMartijnVdS, you've been able to "just type" program names in windows since... a few releases ago. definitely 7 and 8.19:59
MartijnVdSdirecthex: sure, but not in WIn+R :)19:59
MartijnVdSdirecthex: I use Alt+F2 exclusively in Ubuntu19:59
GentileBen"<ali1234> the start screen is a huge mess of things that constantly changes" <-- not in Windows 8.1. The start screen can't be modified by apps - you have to pin stuff to it intentionally, or install the apps intentionally.19:59
MartijnVdSnever the "windows key" mess20:00
GentileBendirecthex, the biggest problem with 8.0 was desktop apps polluting the Start Screen with installers, help files, web links etc.20:00
hamitronwhich can be easily deleted20:00
hamitron;)20:00
daftykinsyeah i learn executable names and use super+R myself20:01
GentileBenYou mean Winkey+R20:01
MartijnVdShamitron: it's possible to get rid of the messy screen?!20:01
GentileBen99.99% of consumer keyboards today ship with at least one Windows key.20:01
daftykinsno i prefer to be platform independant in referring to that key20:01
GentileBenFull-length keyboards usually ship with two.20:01
directhexwell.actually.cat20:02
hamitronMartijnVdS, yes.... you tidy it ;)20:02
daftykinsi don't care what logo is on it :) it's super!20:02
directhexthe two windows keys do NOT emit the same keyboard code20:02
GentileBenMartijnVdS, you upgrade to Windows 8.1, OS of champions.20:02
GentileBenUm. Yes they do.20:02
ali1234what about that context menu key?20:02
MartijnVdShamitron: Last time I looked, it ordered stuff automagically based on use20:02
GentileBenThere are two Windows keys plus the context menu key on my keyboard.20:02
ali1234what keycode does that emit in "cross platform" land?20:02
GentileBenLogitech G15 v2.20:02
MartijnVdSali1234: "Menu"20:02
hamitronMartijnVdS, where?20:03
directhexthe left windows key and right windows key emit different keycodes20:03
GentileBenHmm it seems most keyboards only ship with a single Windows key these days.20:03
MartijnVdShamitron: Ubuntu's "launch an app" thing you get when you press the "Logo" key (Super? Windows?)20:03
directhexwindows treats them both the same20:03
GentileBenThat's interesting.20:03
GentileBenDoes Ubuntu have voice controls?20:03
hamitronMartijnVdS, oh, I was meaning windows 820:03
GentileBenUbuntu ON!!!!!!!20:03
hamitron:)20:03
directhexit's frustrating. it's not possible to configure gnome with keyboard shortcuts fed from both keys20:04
ali1234KEY_LEFTMETA and KEY_RIGHTMETA here20:04
GentileBenHow meta.20:04
directhexdue to limitations in XKB20:04
ali1234but i thought meta was alt?20:04
MartijnVdSdirecthex: can't you configure two shortcuts, one for each modifier?20:04
GentileBendirecthex: http://shop.canonical.com/product_info.php?products_id=80020:04
GentileBenPersonally designed by Mark.20:04
ali1234also the context menu key sends KEY_COMPOSE20:05
directhexMartijnVdS, nope! 1:1 mapping20:06
MartijnVdSali1234:     state 0x10, keycode 135 (keysym 0xff67, Menu), same_screen YES,20:06
GentileBenAnybody watching the Swansea game?20:06
diddledanGentileBen: if it's designed by mark, why does it have the windows logo on the logo-key?! surely that should be either ubuntu or tux logo?20:06
directhexrelated note: avoid keyboards with only a right key20:06
MartijnVdSdirecthex: like most laptops?20:06
directhexMartijnVdS, they usually have only left20:06
GentileBendiddledan, but it's in the Canonical store...................20:06
GentileBenWhy would it have a Windows key, full stop?20:06
MartijnVdSdirecthex: ah yes.. mine has 2 extra now.. one below the screen and one next to the power button(??)20:07
GentileBenThat's terrible.20:07
* daftykins goes elsewhere until this topic dies down20:07
ali1234because that's how you open the unity dash20:07
penguin42haha that is funny, they've gone and put an Ubuntu logo on it but not bothered any further20:07
ali1234the key fingerprint of bazaar.launchpad.net has changed and i can't clone anything from it20:09
diddledanali1234: it's been haxx0red? :-p20:10
ali1234i hope not20:10
ali1234rm-rf ~/.bazaar fixed it20:14
ali1234i wish launchpad would just use git, it's far better in every way20:14
diddledangit ftw20:15
MartijnVdSbut they've been building it around bzr since '0420:16
diddledanyeah launchpad is heavily integrated into bzr or vice versa20:16
ali1234that's not my problem20:16
penguin42ali1234: Yeh, although I've got to say the way bzr is integrated into lp is impressive20:16
MartijnVdSali1234: no, it's canonical's20:16
ali1234penguin42: not really. it's a pain to browse source on the web, and merge requests are nothing that github doesn't have, (except github's are better)20:17
ali1234it's also extremely slow20:17
MartijnVdSali1234: they had all of that way before github though20:18
MartijnVdSali1234: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_the_handicap_of_a_head_start20:18
ali1234again, that doesn't make it good now20:18
penguin42ali1234: But the merge requests are tied to the bugs quite nicely (I don't know if github has that) - it would be nice if someone had a set of stuff around git and a bug tracker to roll something like that20:19
ali1234penguin42: it does20:19
MartijnVdSpenguin42: we use Atlassian stuff (hosted jira/bitbucket) at work, those merge requests and bugs etc. are VERY well-integrated20:19
ali1234it's a bit different... and better20:19
penguin42ok20:20
ali1234where launchpad shines is the ability to set bug watches on other bug trackers20:20
ali1234that's a killer feature really20:20
penguin42nod yeh that's nice20:20
ali1234also apport integration20:20
GentileBenWhere do you guys see Ubuntu in two years' time?20:20
GentileBenWill it have differentiated itself from the other desktop distros?20:20
ali1234it already has20:21
ali1234next question20:21
GentileBenReally?20:21
GentileBenOh you mean the tablet interface known as Unity.20:21
ali1234yes20:21
ali1234i didn't say it was differentiated in a good way20:21
penguin42GentileBen: Whether you like it or not you've got to admit it's different20:21
penguin42snap :-)20:22
GentileBenDamn you guys are ice cold.20:22
GentileBenMark's over there slaving away trying to destroy the Microsoft hegemony20:22
ali1234no that bug was fixed, didn't you hear?20:22
ali1234bug 120:23
lubotu3bug 1 in Ubuntu Malaysia LoCo Team "Microsoft has a majority market share" [Critical,In progress] https://launchpad.net/bugs/120:23
GentileBenIt's interesting how projects with pretty much the same base code go in wildly different directions based on internal politics and personalities.20:23
ali1234oh, did they reopen it?20:23
GentileBenali1234, yes, Android now has majority market share IIRC.20:23
MartijnVdSyou can attach a bug to multiple projects20:23
GentileBenAs in, the number of Android devices sold quarter-on-quarter outnumber Windows devices (by a wide margin, I'd imagine).20:23
ali1234no, it just has a lot of "affects this project" - it's fix released for ubuntu :)20:24
GentileBenDid any of you read the article on Ars about the MS-IBM relationship and the origins of OS/2 and Windows NT?20:25
penguin42oh that was an old old mess20:25
GentileBenWas a fascinating read. http://arstechnica.com/business/2013/11/half-an-operating-system-the-triumph-and-tragedy-of-os2/20:25
penguin42GentileBen: Did it point out the link to VMS and the way WNT is a one character offset off VMS?20:25
GentileBenApparently Parallels was developed initially as a way to run legacy OS/2 apps on modern hardware, for banks.20:26
GentileBenAnd OS/2 failed because it ran Windows apps better than Windows itself - so people developed Windows apps which would work on both OS/2 and Windows.20:27
GentileBenpenguin42, no, but they did talk about NT's heritage.20:27
GentileBenThe guy responsible for Windows NT is apparently a genius.20:27
GentileBen"David Neil Cutler, Sr. (born March 13, 1942) is an American software engineer, designer and developer of several operating systems including RSX-11M, VMS and VAXELN at Digital Equipment Corporation and Windows NT at Microsoft"20:28
GentileBenHe was also a lead dev on the Azure and Xbox One OS teams.20:29
GentileBenThat's quite a CV.20:29
ali1234yeah but he's 71 years old so he's probably not going to be applying for many jobs20:32
GentileBenHe could live for another 50 years.20:33
daftykinsi wonder if such people prevent change20:37
ali1234how do i rdriect LOG_DEBUG messages to a different log file with rsyslog?20:38
MartijnVdSali1234: man rsyslog20:39
ali1234"no manual entry for rsyslog"20:39
MartijnVdSali1234: /usr/share/doc/rsyslog?20:39
ali1234found a better way: http://wiki.rsyslog.com/index.php/Filtering_by_program_name20:39
penguin42ali1234: rsyslog-doc ?20:40
ali1234!info xbattle22:32
lubotu3Package xbattle does not exist in saucy22:32
ali1234!info xbattle precise22:32
lubotu3xbattle (source: xbattle): Concurrent multi-player battle strategy game. In component universe, is optional. Version 5.4.1-15 (precise), package size 110 kB, installed size 344 kB22:32
diddledanI wonder why it got removed?22:35
ali1234i dunno, but bug 125612722:39
lubotu3bug 1256127 in command-not-found (Ubuntu) "xbattle is no longer in the repositories, still gets suggested" [Undecided,New] https://launchpad.net/bugs/125612722:39
ali1234most likely it was removed because it is *very* dependent on xhosting being possible. it implements multiplayer by opening multiple X11 displays over the network22:40
ali1234it was written in a time when people left X11 TCP port open with no security22:40
daftykinsthat sounds like a terrible idea22:41
ali1234terrible and hilarious22:41
diddledan_that's_ how trinity got the text to appear on neo's computer?!22:41
daftykins=]22:43
diddledanI wonder if X11 being open to the world meant that the hamsterdance appeared on random terminal screens during the 90s?22:43
ali1234usually is was the goat man22:44
diddledanI'm going to need a link I think22:45
ali1234trust me you don't22:46
brobostigonhttp://www.mypebblefaces.com/apps/437/1180/ :)22:49

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