[05:04] <average> any ops ?
[05:05] <IdleOne> yes, how may I help you?
[05:06] <average> IdleOne: some dude got butthurt yesterday because I told him his mom was the answer
[05:06] <average> and so I got banned from #ubuntu
[05:06] <average> I don't even see that as a huge insult..
[05:06] <average> but whatever
[05:06] <average> came here to get unbanned
[05:06] <average> is that possible ?
[05:08] <average> IdleOne: ^^
[05:08] <average> well, I've waited.. I'm gonna leave now
[05:09] <IdleOne> ok.
[05:09] <IdleOne> The answer is no.
[05:10] <IdleOne> @comment 58771 user less than helpful, has a poor attitude, not willing to tait more then a minute for a response from ops...
[05:10] <IdleOne> that should be wait :/
[09:10] <Someus> Hi i want to be unbanned
[09:11] <Someus> Hello?
[09:11] <IdleOne> No.
[09:11] <Someus> Why?
[09:11] <Someus> I will need help for ubuntu
[09:12] <Someus> I wished merry christmas and got banned
[09:12] <IdleOne> No, you said that you didn't care if you were breaking the rules.
[09:13] <DJones> Someus: You were asked to stop that multiple times and move comments to #ubuntu-offtopic but you continued
[09:13] <Someus> Well i wished poeple good
[09:13] <Someus> I didnt brake rules
[09:13] <DJones> Someus: #ubuntu is a support channel and its rules include staying ontopic (which is support issues)
[09:14] <Someus> How does it harm anyone?
[09:14] <DJones> Someus: You are quite welcome to wish people happy christmas in #ubuntu-offtopic
[09:15] <DJones> Someus: It disrupts peoples questions and responses, somebody could miss an important reply causing them to do something wrong, thats why offtopic comments are kept out of #ubuntu
[09:15] <Someus> Well was i that harmful?
[09:17] <Someus> I guess you are so offended that you wont unban me for long right?
[09:17] <Tm_T> Someus: I believe DJones explained very well what rule you did break and how, could you please think of that for a second?
[09:17] <DJones> Its not whether an individual is harmful, its channel policy, you haven't been banned from #ubuntu, only removed, you are welcome to rejoin for support issues, however if you continue to go offtopic, it is likely to result in a ban
[09:17] <Someus> but why you dont relax?
[09:17] <DJones> Someus: Just please keep greetings and good wishes to the offtopic channel
[09:18] <Someus> Use your logical abilities
[09:18] <Someus> Be humanlike
[09:18] <Someus> Please mr. administrator.
[09:19] <DJones> Someus: If you want to continue in this way, I'm quite happy to change the removal (which allows you to return to the channel) into a ban
[09:19] <Someus> no i dont
[09:19] <Someus> Because i will need ubuntu support
[09:20] <Someus> Whole my life i break the rules
[09:20] <Someus> And in whole my life ive seen no other perfect person
[09:21] <Someus> Just relax
[09:22] <DJones> Someus: Please read the channel guidelines before you rejoin, you should be able to rejoin now
[09:22] <DJones> !guidelines
[09:22] <DJones> !coc
[09:22] <DJones> Someus: As long as you stay on topic, you won't have any issues
[09:23] <Someus> Can i wish you a merry christmas?
[09:23] <DJones> As long as its once and not repeated multiple times
[09:23] <Someus> Ok. Merry Christmas and I bless you and your family in mighty name of Jesus. Love
[11:45] <LjL> hfsplus, or another christmas wisher?
[13:12] <Go|dfish_> !Staff
[13:12] <Go|dfish_> ..
[13:12] <Go|dfish_> !ops
[13:12] <Go|dfish_> !ops
[13:12] <Go|dfish_> fuck
[13:55] <LjL> it's somewhat funny, i must admit
[13:55] <LjL> mildly
[14:16] <DJones> I think he was most upset in -ot when he realised ubottu was ignoring him
[14:17] <LjL> i don't even really think it's funny, he literally wasted years of his life on this crap
[14:28] <Myrtti> stroke of genious that was
[14:28] <Myrtti> making ubottu ignore him
[14:28] <Myrtti> even if I say it myself
[14:31] <LjL> though it helps that it's not actually ignoring all of massachusetts or whatever, in the process
[16:14] <Go|dFish_> ih
[16:14] <Go|dFish_> hi
[17:21] <h00k> Go|dFish_: Do you have a reason to be in here right now?
[17:36] <LjL> Go|dFish_: we don't allow people who aren't actively entertaining us to lurk here, sorry :(
[17:37] <Go|dFish_> i flush the toilet three times
[17:37] <Go|dFish_> the first flush is for the shit
[17:37] <Go|dFish_> the second flush is for the piss
[17:37] <Go|dFish_> the third flush is for the bacteria
[17:38] <Go|dFish_> i took a shit this morning because i got hammered last night
[17:38] <Go|dFish_> !staff
[17:38] <AlanBell> might I suggest going out for a walk or something, if you have nothing better to do