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ali1234popey: are you really sure ubuntu touch doesn't use any android userland? so, for example, you're using ofono directly against the hardware, and not RIL?01:04
ali1234diddledan: i think the main point is that even though you can build all the components and run them without android, you can't do it on any real phone that exists today01:06
ali1234at least not if you want it to work as a phone01:07
ali1234diddledan: if you want to really troll that thread, reply to david stating the following answers to his questions: 1. my lenovo ideapad 2. none, because there is no android version for it, 3. no, because no such cable exists for x86 PCs, 4. trusty, 5. the version from trusty01:11
popeyali1234: maybe some bits, i meant not what people usually mean by android - the dalvik bits01:14
MooDoomorning all06:50
dwatkinsallo allo07:09
knightwisemorning everyone07:44
MooDoomorning dwatkins knightwise07:48
MartijnVdS\o07:51
knightwisehey guys , how are you all doing today07:53
MooDooyeah ok thanks, what about yourself.08:00
knightwisedoin ok :)08:07
knightwisemanaged to get my plex server working just the way I want it to .. thus liberatin me from the burdens of iTunes08:07
knightwiseStill need to pick my client side music player08:10
knightwiseclementine or banshee , not quite sure08:10
MooDoowhat's up with rhythmbox, I quite like that08:14
knightwiseah .. i could have a look at that too08:14
MartijnVdSI've been switching between rb and banshee08:14
MartijnVdSthey tend to alternate breakage08:15
knightwiseCool , looks ok too.08:15
knightwisebanshee is a bit "busy" on the ui side08:15
knightwisei"m thinking of putting elementary on my wife's imac08:17
knightwisebut the distro is based on the "standard" amd64 bit distro of Ubuntu 12.0408:18
knightwiseand not on the AMD64-MAC version08:18
knightwiseso i'm a littel worried that this will cause the iMac to run hot08:18
MartijnVdSwhy?08:27
MartijnVdSisn't the only difference between the "amd64" and "amd64-mac" versions the boot mechanism?08:28
knightwiseI'm not sure08:30
knightwisei"ve had experiences where, when you take the "non mac" distro on a mac it grows HOT08:30
knightwiseand when you take the AMD-64-MAC edition it's fine08:31
MartijnVdSthat's probably just a package then08:31
MartijnVdSwhich you can install separately08:31
knightwiseI was thinking about just choosing the 32 bit version , but I have over 4 gigs of ram in that machine so ...08:33
knightwisebut i'm afraid ubuntu and unity are gonna make the machine slugish ...08:33
foobarrywatched sherlock. very OTT. i realise that moffat does silly episodes on the middle and last episodes of a series (cf. dr who). being a 3 episode series, it was unfortunate09:28
dwatkinsI still can't believe the US version of Sherlock has 24 episodes per season compared to our 3.09:32
foobarrylol!09:32
foobarryany english actors?09:32
dwatkinsI doubt it, foobarry.09:32
JamesTaitGood morning all; happy Poetry At Work Day! :-D09:37
bigcalmdwatkins: are each of the US episodes 1h 30m long?09:37
Myrttifoobarry: sure, Jonny Lee Miller and this season Rhys Ifans09:37
dwatkinsbigcalm: fair point, probably not09:38
Myrtti(not on every episode, mind you)09:38
Myrttiand each us episode doesn't glue as firmly to others as the uk ones09:38
foobarryi won't be watching. american tv gives me bellyache at best of times09:38
Myrttiit's an ok series, better than most of them09:39
MooDoodwatkins: are you on about elemetary?09:39
MyrttiMooDoo: probably09:39
MyrttiI happily watch both09:39
MooDooMyrtti: yeah it is, sorry didn't see jonny lee miller lol09:39
diplodwatkins: I really like Elementary09:40
diploGood show09:40
diplobigcalm: Hour long ( well with adverts so closer to 40/45 mins probably )09:40
bigcalmLaptop has made it to "In Production". Woop. Wonder how many days it'll stay there09:51
diddledanlol09:51
diddledanmorning09:51
Myrttibigcalm: which one did you get eventually?09:51
bigcalmMyrtti: http://www.dell.com/uk/p/inspiron-15-7537/pd?oc=cn75305&model_id=inspiron-15-753709:52
MyrttiD is looking for a new laptop but is almost militantly against Dells :-/09:53
MartijnVdSwhy? build quality has improved a lot, especially in the top-of-the-line model09:54
MartijnVdSs09:54
MyrttiI don't get it myself either, I like Dells09:55
foobarryhad v good experience at home and in enterprise with business dells10:03
foobarryover 15 years working with them10:03
foobarryexcluding the nvidia debacle that affected all vendors10:03
bigcalmI hope Ubuntu works out of the box on this new laptop10:03
bashrcit's always a gamble with new hardware10:05
bashrcIMHO all new laptops should have an Ubuntu preinstall option10:08
foobarry1st anniversary of losing my dad today. plus my sons birthday. talk about mixed feelings :S10:08
TwistedLucidityfoobarry: Really? Dell screens fail pretty quickly IME. They get this weird "ring" kind of effect.10:13
TwistedLucidityWhich is odd and Dell desktop screens are pretty awesome.10:14
TwistedLuciditys/and/as10:14
foobarryTwistedLucidity: the ring effect is from pushing too hard on the outer case. was common with old inspiron models10:14
MartijnVdSdon't put things on top of laptops10:15
BigRedSor buy laptops with more rigid backs of screens10:16
TwistedLucidityfoobarry: That's what we used, Inspirons. Not sure what they use now. I'm not important enough to have a laptop and am not in the office any more10:16
TwistedLucidityMartijnVdS: I don't.10:16
TwistedLucidityBigRedS: That'd be Apple and we don't support OS X.10:17
popeymy mbp has a small glowing area, i think someone left a pen in the laptop and shut it10:18
TwistedLucidityEven ThinkPads seems to have poor screens these days - although I've no clapped eye on the new T?40 models10:19
Myrttifoobarry: hang in there - I know I'll forever dread and hate last four days of June myself10:19
TwistedLuciditypopey: They should have the web cam act as a proximity sensor and sound an alarm on close if an object is in the way.10:19
popeybigcalm: you have snow!?10:20
bigcalmpopey: we have indeed, quite a surprise10:20
MartijnVdSbigcalm: where are you? the North Pole?10:21
DJoneshmmh, bigcalm = Santa ?10:21
bigcalmMartijnVdS: if I was, snow would be less of a surprise10:21
bigcalmDJones: my wife won't let me grow the beard10:21
MartijnVdSbigcalm: show her http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GrowingTheBeard10:23
MartijnVdSbigcalm: "Growing the Beard is the definitive moment when a television series begins to become noticeably better in quality"10:23
bigcalmMartijnVdS: http://www.flickr.com/photos/bigcuthy/sets/72157606644018228/10:24
MartijnVdSbigcalm: it grows backwards?!10:25
MartijnVdSor is it all "slightly more shaved", starting from the beginning with a full beard?10:25
bigcalm...10:26
bigcalmI'll let you decide :)10:26
MartijnVdSbigcalm: O dpm10:26
MartijnVdSblah10:26
MartijnVdSI don't know how your hair grows!10:26
bigcalmHeh10:26
bigcalmAnnoyed that the batteries in the flash were dead of the last shot10:27
bigcalms/of/for10:27
foobarryended up getting a fifth email from linkedin yesterday. thats the nail in the coffin10:31
BigRedSTwistedLucidity: my thinkpad seems to do okay10:32
BigRedSthe screen's one of the few bits I've not yet replaced10:32
BigRedSfoobarry: you know you can just turn those off?10:32
TwistedLucidityBigRedS: Got a T430 and whilst the screen is bareable, it's no IPS.10:32
TwistedLucidity*bearable10:32
TwistedLucidityAnd not even close to the g/f's MBP.10:33
BigRedSnah, but mbps don't have nipples10:33
foobarryBigRedS: gonna have a look. i have a secret stalker account that some settings mysteriously enabled themselves, causing much embarrasment10:33
TwistedLucidityBigRedS: Yup, that is a good feature but not as important as the screen. I can't switch to IPS, but there are better Lenovo screens that can be used. Might give modding a bit og a go.10:34
BigRedSI thought your issue was screens breaking10:35
brobostigonmorning all.10:36
TwistedLucidityBigRedS: Use to be the case in the office - pretty sure they stopped using Dells now.10:36
TwistedLucidityI know we dropped them for desktops after they kept failing.10:36
MartijnVdSTwistedLucidity: where I worked, they always failed inside warranty, so we had Dell engineers to fix them almost every week 8-)10:41
popeyi wish I had pushed back on dell when my xps failed a few years back10:46
popeyhey ho, happy with my thinkpad now10:47
TwistedLuciditypopey: BigRedS: You got a fingerprint reader on yours?10:48
BigRedSyeah, but it's not plugged in10:48
popeyon my thinkpad? yes10:48
popeybut I never use it10:48
BigRedSevery second kernel upgrade seemed to make a blindingly bright LED stay on permanently10:48
foobarrysharpie10:48
BigRedSso one time I took it apart I just didn't plug it back in10:48
TwistedLuciditypopey: Ah, I was going to ask if it worked. Mine scans, says it has my print but then doesn't manage to identify10:49
BigRedSfingerprint readers for auth on laptops has long seemed like a ridiculous idea to me anyway10:49
popeyit has an LED?10:49
TwistedLucidityBigRedS: The light only comes on when the pad is enabled and that should only happen if the scanner package is installed and running10:49
BigRedSThey're right next to about 100 copies of an imprint of your fingerprint10:49
TwistedLuciditypopey: Aye, glows green I think10:49
BigRedSTwistedLucidity: mine always came on when X did10:50
popeyfancy10:50
BigRedSpopey: mine's the one before yours IIRC; X20110:50
popeyi enabled it when i first got the laptop then realised it was silly so disabled it10:50
TwistedLuciditypopey: Yeah, I know it isn't the best idea in the world - just wanted to see if it worked.10:50
popeyyeah, works10:51
popeywell, worked when I tried it ☻10:51
BigRedSmine never did :)10:51
BigRedSBut I think I only tried it in Debian10:51
TwistedLucidityAbout the only thing it doesn't do, which would be nice, is enable/disable the various radios from CLI/DE. Although I'll admit, I haven't looked too hard into it as the Function Key combos seem to work.10:54
davmor2Morning all10:59
bigcalmMorning davmor211:01
bigcalmWonder if my new laptop will arrive before the next LUG11:01
* DJones wonders whether to look at the person who accepted a facebook request from an account supposedly using our enquiries@ email account11:06
davmor2bigcalm: I wonder if my n4 will11:07
bigcalmYay toys!11:08
davmor2bigcalm: work toy for me as they are drop maguro and the old n7 which are the two devices I happen to have :D11:08
davmor2s/drop/dropping11:09
bigcalmSo they are buying you toys rather than you having to pay I hope11:09
bigcalmdavmor2: is your toy being shipped from China?11:10
davmor2bigcalm: no idea just the cheapest on the interwebz that I could find, still a whole £2 more than Google were selling them off for though :(11:11
foobarrymy kobo arrived \o/11:13
foobarrynice rubberised backing11:13
* foobarry puts it back in the box until birthday11:13
popeysounds similar to the nook which also has a rubberised backing11:16
Laneyoops11:17
Laneypopey: did you ask me about a backport?11:17
LaneyI saw the highlight and then forgot to reply and then forgot what it was about in particular11:18
foobarryhttp://www.computershopper.com/var/ezwebin_site/storage/images/media/images/kobo-back/632309-1-eng-US/kobo-back_large.jpg+11:18
popeyi did11:18
popeymumble11:18
* Laney spins around in circles11:18
popey1.2.411:18
foobarrysort of diamondy textured rubber11:18
Laneyfirst step: file the request, second step: someone check it works, third step: it gets uploaded11:18
davmor2bigcalm: looked on EBAY and the bids there were 236 - 320 for the n4 and then the lower spec one was in at 168+  so typed it into the dash and amazon had one for 201, dash to the rescue \o/ woohoo! :)11:18
Laneyhttps://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbuntuBackports11:19
popeykk11:21
foobarryhow do i insert a reference in a LO writer doc, like a vmware official doc [1] says "meh"11:41
* TwistedLucidity blames davmor2 for putting N4 thoughts into his head11:48
davmor2TwistedLucidity: I blame bigcalm wishing his laptop would arrive11:51
bigcalmI blame my lack of decent laptop and am rather impatient11:52
popeyUhoh! School inspection starts next week.11:53
popeywifey will be fun to live with that week.11:53
davmor2bigcalm: I was going to say you are the same when you order a pen and I know you have plenty of decent pens :P11:53
bigcalmdavmor2: except that I buy pens direct from high street shops11:53
davmor2popey: you mean this week and next week, This week preping, next week doing :)11:54
popeytrue11:54
davmor2popey: lavender scented baths for when she comes home ;)11:54
foobarryand wine, flowers11:55
foobarryall my pens come from tech shows11:56
popeyheh11:56
Seeker`sleeping pills in the wine? :P11:59
popeyhttp://smstextblog.blogspot.co.uk/2014/01/raspi-sat-nav.html?m=112:02
popeyinteressin12:02
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foobarryhow can a rasb pi be powered? using a phone charger? using a laptop also?12:30
MartijnVdSfoobarry: laptop might work, but 500mA isn't a lot and it might be unstable12:31
MartijnVdSfoobarry: 1A or 1.5A phone charger is your best bet12:31
foobarrybah, have to wait till tomorrow then12:31
foobarryleft phone charger at hoem12:31
popeymine works fine via laptop usb12:36
popeyfor the pi itself, only becomes unstable if you plug usb wifi adapters and stuff into it12:36
foobarrygreat, i'll try via my desktop12:36
foobarryi wanna run risc os, so no wifi req'd12:37
popeymine is an old pi though, original B1 model i think12:37
AlexDSXHey, can anyone recommend a good UK hosting company?12:39
MartijnVdSthe one with less mem?12:39
MartijnVdSAlexDSX: hosting what?12:39
diddledanI've got three of those12:39
AlexDSXPHP websites, mostly WordPress, some CI projects.12:39
MartijnVdSAlexDSX: so, VPSes basically?12:39
diddledanannoying that they increased the mem after I bought them12:40
AlexDSXWould be looking for dedicated or VPS to host multiple sites on12:40
popeybitfolk!12:40
popeyhttp://bitfolk.com/12:40
popeyor #bitfolk on irc.lug.org.uk12:40
AlexDSXJust having a look :)12:40
MartijnVdSthere's also bytemark, which is very open source friendly :)12:40
popeyi have had a vps from them for uhm... years12:40
popeysince 2006 maybe12:41
AlexDSXI'm a Developer at a marketing company, so we're looking for a new host.12:41
AlexDSXThanks for all the suggestions, just trying to read them all.12:41
AlexDSXI'm so used to US hosts like hostgator and media temple etc which I love.12:41
ali1234i don't know why people bother with VPS these days when dedicated servers are so cheat12:42
diddledanhetzner dedicated servers are ubercheap12:43
diddledangetting an equivalent system in blighty as I can get from hetzner would cost me nearly double12:43
foobarryA retired police officer shot dead a fellow cinemagoer in Florida in an argument over texting, police say.12:44
bashrcI just have a server at home, but then my needs are modest12:44
foobarryEx-officer Curtis Reeves, 71, opened fire after asking a man sitting directly in front of him to stop texting several times, a Pasco County Sheriff spokesman said.12:44
foobarrywho takes a gun to the cinema?12:44
ali1234americans12:44
bashrcdumb americans12:45
foobarryi seehow it happens. when people sit in their car outside beeping their horn at 12 midnight, i feel the urge to shoot people12:45
diddledanfoobarry: you would too if you were worried about damned text-addicts12:45
AlexDSXDo dedicated servers normally come with cpanel?12:45
MooDoo71??12:45
foobarryespecially when they set off massive fireworks in the middle of the night for no reason, waking the whole dog/baby up12:45
MooDooAlexDSX: not realy unless you purchase it at the same time12:45
MooDoocpanel = cpanel.net ??   or a generic control panel?12:46
* TheOpenSourcerer has 5 dedicated servers at Hetzner.12:46
AlexDSXSo generally with dedicated you'd get your basic platform setup, i.e. linux, apache etc. Then it's up to you to install cpanel12:46
AlexDSXI mean cpanel, not generic.12:46
MartijnVdSAlexDSX: Most hosting providers have options to use cpanel (or one of its competitors) at install time12:47
TheOpenSourcererDon't use Cpanel or Plesk - hate it.12:47
diddledanTheOpenSourcerer: I've only got one but it's a beast12:47
MooDoowhat MartijnVdS saif12:47
diddledanme too on the cpanel/plesk hating12:47
AlexDSXTheOpenSourcerer what do you recommend?12:47
ali1234yeah, cpanel is something people only use when they have no choice, because they bought shared hosting12:47
TheOpenSourcererWe have one customer who has 7 VPS with us and ech of those runs CPanel.12:47
AlexDSXTheOpenSourcerer I'm no a fan of Plesk at all, but being quite comfortable with cpanel.12:47
TheOpenSourcerer - lol12:47
MooDooI like cpanel, hate plesk12:47
TheOpenSourcererI dislike all of them.12:47
AlexDSXTheOpenSourcerer So what do you use?12:48
TheOpenSourcerernothing.12:48
* diddledan hides in shame, but I have a soft spot for virtualmin from webmin guys12:48
TheOpenSourcererCommand line and KVM12:48
diddledanI don't use it tho12:48
MooDooAlexDSX: you only generally need cpanel if you don't know how to setup everything manually12:48
ali1234i love it when web designers ask me for "the cpanel login so i can upload the files"12:48
MooDoocpanel is a convenience.12:49
TheOpenSourcerercpanel is an annoyance12:49
popeyname a vegetable I probably haven't eaten recently that I should try12:49
TheOpenSourcererKol Rabi12:49
popey(can you tell I'm doing the online grocery shopping)12:49
diddledanpopey: fennel12:49
foobarryfenugreek12:49
TheOpenSourcererpopey: ^^12:49
foobarrypak choi12:49
popeywhats kol rabi?12:49
TheOpenSourcererFenugreek is a herb12:49
foobarrywhat's fennel?12:50
popeyooh, some good suggestions giving me ideas, thanks chaps! that was easy12:50
TheOpenSourcererSpelt it wrong: http://www.bbcgoodfood.com/glossary/kohlrabi12:50
popeykeep going tho12:50
TheOpenSourcererpopey: As a good citizen you should also try for UK grown and preferably seasonal only.12:50
foobarryceleriac12:50
davmor2popey: Enokitake12:50
TheOpenSourcererEdoes12:50
foobarrysugru12:50
diddledanfoobarry: this is fennel: http://leighcourtfarm.org.uk/uploads/images/fennel-bulb.jpg12:50
DJonespopey: Romanesco12:51
TheOpenSourcererMooli12:51
foobarrydiddledan: but what is it classified as?12:51
MartijnVdSdiddledan: Venkel!12:51
diddledanfoobarry: green12:51
TheOpenSourcererDJones: Good call! That's awaesome12:51
popeyhah, sugru12:51
popeybit chewy12:51
TheOpenSourcererSweet Potatoes12:51
popeyoh no, not chewy anymore12:51
popeyHELP! MY MOUTH!12:51
TheOpenSourcererButternut Squash12:51
popeyooh, good call, rarely have sweet potatoes12:51
MartijnVdSpopey: at least you won't need fillings12:51
diddledansweet spuds are awesoem12:51
popey+112:52
TheOpenSourcererPurple Sprouting Brocolli12:52
Dave2Mash of swede and normal potato with nutmeg and pepper = teh tasty12:52
TheOpenSourcererTurnips!12:52
Dave2I want to make some now12:52
foobarryever eaten pickled white asparagus? yum12:52
davmor2popey: Plantain12:52
TheOpenSourcererdavmor2: Isn't that a fruit?12:52
diddledanplantains don't appeal to me12:52
popeyI'd like to try that sometime12:53
diddledanthey look like poor-mans nana12:53
popeymaybe with some jerk chicken12:53
davmor2TheOpenSourcerer: the first was technically a fungi12:53
davmor2popey: black pea and bacon iirc for Plantain12:53
TheOpenSourcererNever heard of that one before  ;-)12:53
TheOpenSourcererMy favourite veg: Leeks!12:54
popeyooh!12:54
popeygood call12:54
popeylove leeks12:54
davmor2TheOpenSourcerer: don't let your chilis hear you say that12:54
MartijnVdSTheOpenSourcerer: so.. leekspin.com?12:54
diddledanpopey: I guess you're overbudget this week on shopping, now? :-p12:55
TheOpenSourcererSliced lengthways, put in a roasting dish with a glass of white wine sprinkle with some pine kernels and grated cheese, cover with foil cook in over for 1/2hr or so.12:55
TheOpenSourcererJust about perfect12:55
TheOpenSourcererdavmor2: https://plus.google.com/u/0/+AlanLord/posts/7ysJbZ3JMrL12:57
davmor2popey: http://www.foodnetwork.co.uk/recipes/plantain-mash-bacon.html?omnisource=gid_uk12:57
popeybacon!12:58
davmor2popey: told you plantian went with black pea or bacon12:58
davmor2popey: jerk chicken is more a side to curried goat and peas and rice :)12:59
TheOpenSourcererpopey: http://izismile.com/2014/01/09/the_intricate_process_of_making_sriracha_23_gifs.html13:00
popeythere's a shortage isnt there?>13:02
popeysome issue with their factor in SFO13:02
popey(i have run out)13:02
TheOpenSourcererThere was some dispute in CA where they said he had to shutdown due to the smells (lol). But from what I heard it was end-of-season anyway and made no difference.13:03
popeyah13:04
TheOpenSourcererBut yes, on Amazon it appears to be out of stock.13:04
TheOpenSourcererhttp://www.amazon.co.uk/Sriracha-Hot-Chili-Sauce-482/dp/B0002PSOJW/ref=pd_sim_grocery_2 << This one isn't13:05
MartijnVdSTheOpenSourcerer: there was a fire in a Sriracha factory too earlier this year13:05
TheOpenSourcererOh - was that before or after the move?13:05
MartijnVdSTheOpenSourcerer: no idea13:07
foobarryrpi's just turn on wwhen power is connected?13:14
MartijnVdSyes13:14
foobarryhmm13:16
MartijnVdSbut you need a properly laid-out SD card for it to actually *do* anything :)13:16
foobarryand maybe the hdmi->dvi adapter doesn't work with it13:17
MartijnVdSfoobarry: it should13:17
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foobarry wow. riscos boots in mere seconds :_13:40
foobarrynostalgia  overload13:41
dwatkinsI played Elite on my Raspberry Pi under RISC OS, hours of fun.13:43
dwatkinsI also had fun writing BASIC programs to draw triangles, and wondered what they did to mess up the mode numbers.13:44
popeyEben was very keen that the pi would be a "BBC Micro"13:45
popeyshame that didnt initially pan out13:45
dwatkinsModel A vs Model B, shame they didn't call the Model B with more RAM the Model B+13:45
popeythere's lots of models13:46
popeyB1, B1+, B2, A13:46
dwatkinsah ok. what were they hoping to do? something like the school programme in the 1980s with the beeb?13:46
dwatkinsMicro Live etc.13:46
popeydunno13:46
dwatkinswould have been neat13:46
diddledanwhat's the diff between b1+ and b2?13:47
MartijnVdSmounting holes I think13:47
popeyhttp://raspberryalphaomega.org.uk/2013/02/06/automatic-raspberry-pi-board-revision-detection-model-a-b1-and-b2/13:47
popeythat gives you the full diff13:47
diddledanta13:48
diddledano_O there's B2 and B2 (rev2)?13:49
dwatkinsB2 or not B2....13:52
dwatkins...that is the question13:52
dwatkinsI'll get my coat.13:52
diddledanoh was the B2 the board layout that got mass-produced and the rev2 was just the swap-out of the ram chip therefore not needing a board id change?13:53
lazarus_hi all13:53
foobarryhttp://i.imgur.com/I5a0apc.jpg sooo much nostalgia13:57
foobarryso fast aswell13:58
popeyi thougt the ram was piggy backed on the cpu13:58
MartijnVdSpopey: it is soldered on top of it13:58
diddledanpopey: it is13:58
diddledanknown as a POP13:59
popeyhttps://vimeo.com/hnlondon watched that the other day, Eben talking about the history of the pi14:01
popeysome nice little stories in there14:01
MartijnVdShm. Amazon applied a £16 discount to my latest order.. by I have *no* idea why. Nothing in my gift card balance.14:11
foobarryaffiliate moneys14:12
MartijnVdSfoobarry: I don't have an affiliate account, afaik14:12
foobarryvoodoo14:12
MartijnVdSif it's in my favour, why nout14:13
MartijnVdSnot14:13
MartijnVdS(yay, free shaving)14:15
MooDoohttp://www.networkworld.com/community/blog/nerdiest-and-most-high-tech-business-card-youve-ever-seen?utm_content=bufferc5f7f&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer14:44
MooDoowant one :D14:44
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awilkinsWhere are the right-click shortcuts for Nautilus stored? I renamed my home folder but they are all absolute paths so they no longer work...14:57
MartijnVdSright-click shortcuts?14:58
awilkinsYeah, when you right click on the Nautilus icon in the dash, Downloads, Music, etc14:58
MartijnVdSnever tried that15:01
awilkinsI'm actually quite annoyed by the enormous number of things that store an explicit path to your home folder :-)15:02
awilkinsEspecially ones that use dconf15:02
MartijnVdSwhy change it though15:03
awilkinsI wanted it to agree with the name on another machine - because of yet another thing that can't deal with relative paths (eclipse)15:03
awilkinsI have an external caddy that I plug in and bind-mount folders from into my current home folder so I can carry work around15:04
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diddledansymlink?15:04
diddledansudo ln -s /home/pc1homefolder /home/pc2homefolder15:05
awilkinsdiddledan, Doesn't work properly - some things climb out of the linked folder15:05
diddledanfudge15:05
diddledanthat's annoying15:05
awilkinsYeah15:05
awilkinssudo mount -o bind /media/me/otherpc/home/folder ~/folder works well15:05
awilkinsBut Eclipse still expects the full path to match ; so having the same home folder path on each drive becomes a goal15:07
MartijnVdS"So then I switched to vim"15:07
awilkinsI don't think I'm quite ready to move Java development to vim :-P15:07
diddledanI like sublime text15:10
BigRedSI keep meaning to try that. But I don't know what I want it to do that vim doesn't15:10
diddledanBigRedS: the big thing that it does that vim doesn't, is: be not vim15:11
BigRedSI got geany with crunchbang and while I was looking around it it seems quite nice compared to gedit. But then I tried to use it and left a sprinkling of :w everywhere15:11
BigRedSdiddledan: that's a bug, surely!15:11
diddledanI can't work vim15:12
BigRedSah, the problem there is that you haven't learnt vim15:12
diddledanI can do basic stuff but anything clever is no-go15:12
awilkinsvim is well worth climbing a little way up the learning curve15:12
BigRedSthough judging by my experience, doing that just makes you intolerant of everything else15:12
awilkinsBut it definitely requires intensive study to do anything really clevber15:12
BigRedSbut being conversant in vi is _really_ useful since it's always there15:12
MartijnVdSBigRedS: but.. single-level undo, hjkl, *shudder*15:13
awilkinsEmacs just makes my brain hurt though15:13
MartijnVdSBigRedS: (think vim in compat-mode15:13
diddledanlike, somehow I managed once to split a vi screen and couldn't work out how to unsplit it so I had to quit and restart15:13
awilkinsHuh? vim has unlimited undo, no?15:13
awilkinsAnd I use hjkl in normal vim15:14
BigRedSawilkins: vim yes, vim-in-vi-mode no15:14
diddledanhjkl?15:14
BigRedSrather than arrow keys15:14
diddledanoh15:14
awilkinsThe arrow keys are far away from everything else15:14
awilkinsUsing them is therefore inefficient15:14
BigRedSIt's one bit of vim usage that I've never really got into15:14
BigRedSwell, one of the bits...15:14
awilkinsIt's fine once you remember that J is "down" because the butt end of J points downwards15:15
Laneyhaha15:15
BigRedSby the time I've remembered that my hand's on the arrow keys15:15
MartijnVdSI don't do hjkl. I also use gvim + mouse often15:15
diddledana major annoyance I have with vi/vim is that on some systems pressing the arrow keys puts D in your text on a new line15:15
LaneyIt just became unconscious after a little while for me15:15
MartijnVdSdiddledan: that's vim in "compat" mode. Try :set nocp15:15
BigRedSLaney: yeah, I keep trying to spend a day doing it to get my head round it, then by about 9am I've already reverted to muscle memory15:16
BigRedSMaybe I need to remove my arrow keys15:16
MartijnVdSBigRedS: nah, you need to ignore the haters :)15:16
awilkinsChange your keymap to Dvorak and then try using vim15:17
awilkinsMUAHAHAHA15:17
diddledanewwww15:17
awilkinsIt's bad enough learning to use vim on a UK keymap, TBH15:17
diddledanI know someone who insists on using DVORAK15:18
diddledanhe's a scala guru15:18
diddledanthe problem with that is that he's left us with a load of scala properties which noone in our organisation knows how to maintain15:18
awilkinsWell, that's hardly his fault15:19
awilkinsOrganizations should do their due diligence about single-points-of-failur15:20
MartijnVdSawilkins: but that's EXPENSIVE15:20
MartijnVdSawilkins: can't we just hire a consultant to fix it?15:21
MartijnVdS</previous_job>15:21
awilkinsI actually worked for one place that made me redundant, then realized that i) they were a software company ii) I was the only developer they had on staff iii) I'd just written them a major mail-merge system15:21
BigRedSmy main problem with dvorak is if you press what looks like ctrl-c, dvorak is ctrl-J15:21
BigRedSwhich is equivalent to 'enter'15:21
MartijnVdSawilkins: they still spam people? ;)15:22
awilkinsThey came back a couple of weeks into my notice period and said "can we actually, like, not fire you??"15:22
awilkinsMartijnVdS, No, this was for actual proper stuff - library card issuing or something15:22
MartijnVdSawilkins: I found a new job wen $boss announced he'd be scrapping most of the devs' jobs. Now the plan didn't go through and the company has a problem of devs running away.15:23
awilkinsMy response was "you do know I have a job interview with a 37% pay raise attafched to it tomorrow, right?"15:23
diddledansurely they kinda burnt their bridge by firing you in the first place15:23
MartijnVdSawilkins: new job > free money because of firing15:23
awilkinsMartijnVdS, Yeah, they gave me a massive tax-free severance payment too to stop me (quite correctly) suing them for wrongful dismissal15:24
MartijnVdSthat's useful :)15:24
awilkinsSome of the job was interesting15:24
awilkinsAnd I quite like being the only shark in the pond15:24
awilkinsThere was some cool crypto stuff because it was smartcard dev15:24
awilkinsBut VB615:24
diddledan>.<15:25
MartijnVdS*le shuddre*15:25
diddledaneek15:25
diddledanI literally just swallowed my tongue then15:25
awilkinsI refuse to learn VB.NET on the grounds that it will destroy the fact that I'm an N-th level wizard in VB615:25
MartijnVdSI hope this was when VB was current15:25
awilkinsHahahah15:25
MartijnVdSVB6*15:25
awilkinsBefore the VB6 I did VB315:25
diddledanwhen as VB6 _ever_ been current?15:25
MartijnVdSawilkins: I moved to Turbo Pascal from Quick Basic 4.515:26
diddledanhas*15:26
awilkinsI've written XML parsers for VB315:26
awilkinsAnd XML / RDBMS  object persistence frameworks for VB615:26
awilkinsI can make string handling in VB6 go *fast*15:27
diddledanwhen I was teaching myself programming I created CGI scripts in VB615:27
awilkinsVBScript is not VB615:27
awilkinsWas that ASP pages15:27
diddledanno, not VBScript15:27
awilkinsOr VB6 programs that ate input and spat output?15:27
diddledanactual .exe cgi scripts15:27
awilkinsHehe15:27
awilkinsDid you have to do the little hack to turn them into console programs with STDIN and STDOUT?15:28
diddledanI can't remember now15:28
MartijnVdS/topic Welcome to #visualbasic-devs15:28
awilkinsI can't recall what it was now but by default the compiler produces programs with no console15:28
awilkinsThe main problem with VB6 was that it was so easy to do stupid and evil things15:30
awilkinsOnce you have discipline (and a good set of libraries) it's not a bad language to knock things up in quickly,15:31
awilkinsespecially silly little GUI things for editing resources15:31
* MartijnVdS still prefers Perl15:31
diddledanI really need to teach myself some perl15:35
MartijnVdSdiddledan: yay, it's fun :)15:35
diddledanI can barely cobble a single-file script15:35
diddledanbut OO and multi-file code I can't wrap my head around15:36
MartijnVdSdiddledan: have a look at Moose (on CPAN, apt-get install libmoose-perl)15:36
awilkinsOO is a definite mental shift15:36
MartijnVdSdiddledan: that's "the" OO framework most people use these days15:36
awilkinsMulti-file code not so much15:37
MartijnVdSdiddledan: also, perldoc perlboot15:37
awilkinsIf you're using any modern language you're already using a huge library written in many files - you're just adding more15:37
awilkinsIf you have a problem with multi-file code you're probably not familiar enough with making / calling procedures in your own code15:38
BigRedSnah, I spent ages shoving everything in one file just because it's easier to edit and distribute that way15:38
awilkinsThe key point to grasp for OO is polymorphism, not implementation inheritance (which is what many sources seem to concentrate on)15:38
BigRedSit's later on where you notice that having split modules off is actually really handy15:39
awilkinsThe Gang of Four "patterns" book is probably a good thing to read for OO15:39
BigRedSoh, I just meant multiple-files in general. I use OO interfaces now and again but all my code is basically procedural15:39
awilkinsAs are Scott Ambler's books15:39
MartijnVdSawilkins: people should also learn that *composition* is often what you mean when your first instinct is inheritance15:39
diddledanlike I can't work out how to have a sub foo {} in a file bar.pm and get it imported into the namespace of my main.pl15:39
diddledanso that I can call it with &foo()15:40
MartijnVdSdiddledan: then you need to "use Exporter 'import';" and put it in @EXPORT_OK15:40
MartijnVdSdiddledan: Don't call functions with & in front15:40
MartijnVdSdiddledan: that's so Perl 415:40
MartijnVdS:)15:40
diddledanit's been a while15:40
MartijnVdSdiddledan: 20 years?15:40
MartijnVdS          5.000alpha1   1993-Jul-3115:40
MartijnVdS Larry   5.000          1994-Oct-1715:41
diddledanheh15:41
diddledanwell I was last messing with perl in earnest in 1999 ish15:41
MartijnVdS5.005 era15:41
MartijnVdSthat's when I started15:41
awilkinsI'm afraid I'm not a perler15:41
awilkinsI've fixed perl15:41
MartijnVdSdiddledan: Try asking the people on #london.pm on irc.perl.org if you ever need Perl advice :)15:42
diddledanall the documentation online at the time said that functions were called as &foo15:42
awilkinsAnd hacked around the existing perl `xquery` command supplied with the perl binding for libxml to work for libxml215:42
MartijnVdSdiddledan: most of the smartest Perl people are in there15:42
diddledanah nice15:42
awilkinsBut I'm more of a Python boy15:42
awilkinsAlthogh not much of that15:42
awilkinsJava is my dayjob15:42
diddledanjava \o/15:42
diddledan:-p15:42
diddledanwhy does java get a bad rep, anyway?15:43
awilkinsDunno15:43
MartijnVdSdiddledan: it already had that in '9915:43
awilkinsI suppose it's not as slick and quick as Ruby or Python15:43
awilkinsMany of the reasons it gets a bad rep have been overtaken by technology15:43
awilkinsAlthough I still find it *excruciating* to do GUI layouts in15:44
MartijnVdSdiddledan: it was slow, every app comes with its own copy of the jre, it's not as write-once-run-anywhere as you'd hope15:44
awilkinsThe "own copy of JRE" thing is still true15:44
diddledanI can't work ruby, either - it's got things that look like they're painful and make my eyes go screwey15:44
awilkinsWell, for OTHER peoples apps15:44
MartijnVdSoh and a copy of every supporting libs15:44
MartijnVdSlib*15:44
awilkinsRuby just has too many maddening inconsistencies for me15:44
awilkinsAnd also reverts back to an era where IDEs didn't exist15:45
MartijnVdSI only use it for chef recipes15:45
awilkinsThe whole thing.to_s  convention is just silly when you can have an editor that will autocomplete for free15:45
awilkinsAnd underscores in naming conventions, blech15:45
awilkins(python also guilty I think)15:45
MartijnVdSunderscore names for subs, CamelCase for classes15:46
MartijnVdS(and interfaces, etc.)15:46
awilkinsLike the arrows, underscore is too far away for people to want to type it frequently15:46
awilkinsctrl-space is easy to reach. Get an IDE / smart editor and use autocompletion.15:47
diddledanI like camelCase for functions and InitialCapsCamelCase for classes15:47
MartijnVdSmeh :)15:47
awilkinsYeah, the Java convention for names is fine15:47
awilkinsEspecially when you start learning and using patterns15:47
awilkinsThings named consistently for their patterns are very easy to use15:47
awilkinsi_have_a_dev_who_names_things_like_this15:48
diddledandead dog man!15:48
MartijnVdSgood man!15:48
awilkinspublic bool willAdrianKillHim() { return true; }15:48
diddledanI mean "dear god man"15:48
BigRedShaha15:50
BigRedSEvery time I open up a new file I wonder about my extant conventions and whether to change any of them....15:50
BigRedSit's generally camelcase for everything except hash keys15:50
diddledanpublic bool dead = false; public void kill() { dead = this.willAdrianKillHim(); } public bool isHeDeadYet() { return dead; }15:50
BigRedSI don't know why15:50
* awilkins contemplates opening a tabs vs spaces fight15:50
BigRedSI don't understand why you'd use spaces and I don't think I'm ever going to15:51
BigRedSthey're like emacs15:51
diddledanTABS!!!!!15:51
awilkinsTabs15:51
BigRedSin that regard15:51
diddledanI get seriously peed off when I open a file with mixed tabs+spaces15:51
BigRedSjust always always always use spaces to align things on different lines15:51
awilkinsThe main argument I get for using spaces is that mid-line code alignment doesn't work properly with tabs15:51
awilkinsTo which I say - use tabs for indent and spaces for alignment15:52
awilkinsAND15:52
BigRedSexactly15:52
awilkinsinline alignment of code is stupid15:52
MartijnVdS"But I can't see the diffrerence!"15:52
BigRedSI quite like inline alignment of code15:52
awilkinsbecause you then add a variable with a longer name and have to re-align the other lines15:52
MartijnVdSawilkins: it's nice to align key/value pairs nicely.. easy on the eye15:52
diddledanlol15:52
BigRedSyeah15:52
awilkinsWhich generates a bunch of changes in your VCS that mean nothing15:52
diddledanyeah VCS with alignment issues is a pain15:53
MartijnVdSawilkins: Yeah.. well..15:53
awilkinsOne of my general rules is that if your code style causes changes to VCS history that don't actually mean changed code logic then it's wrong15:53
MartijnVdSawilkins: we do write:15:53
MartijnVdSif (foo) {15:53
MartijnVdS}15:53
MartijnVdSelse {15:53
MartijnVdS}15:53
MartijnVdSto reduce diff noise15:53
awilkinsI would usually do15:53
awilkinsif (foo) {15:53
awilkins} else {15:53
MartijnVdSwhen adding an elsif in there15:53
awilkins}15:53
BigRedSawilkins: I view inlined code as not unlike indented code15:54
awilkinsBut I will consider your modification to the code style ...15:54
awilkinsI like comma-prefix in lists rather than suffix15:54
awilkinsie15:54
awilkinsString[] stuff = new String [] {15:54
awilkins                 "thing"15:55
awilkins                      , "nextThing"15:55
awilkins                    , "nextThing2"15:55
BigRedSI've never come across that and I dislike it already :)15:55
awilkins(pardon my uneven indents, stupid proportional fonts in IRC text entry bar, but fixed width in output15:55
awilkinsIf you add a new item with commas at the end (which is the most common thing to do) you affect 2 lines of code15:56
awilkinsWith the comma at the beginning you only add one line15:56
BigRedSI have a trailing comma on every line generally15:56
BigRedSpartly so I don't need to append one to the preceeding line15:56
awilkinsAh, but that only works in some languages15:56
BigRedSyeah, but I only write in some languages :)15:57
awilkinsAnd it's also dodgy in some of the ones that will permit it, like JavaScript, because implementations differ in different browsers15:57
awilkinsIE chokes on that, but everything else works fine15:57
BigRedSIn fact, I only really write in Perl, so some would say I've no place talking about code aesthetics15:57
awilkinsYou might think that some people describe Perl code as "keyboard vomit". I couldn't possibly comment.15:58
daubersawilkins: You just vomit like me?15:58
awilkinsNope15:58
diddledandoes perl still use many different sigils depending on context?16:10
diddledanI never did get used to using the correct one16:10
diddledane.g. % for hash, @ for array etc16:11
Laneyffs16:12
LaneyI wish 6music wasn't so playlisted in the daytime16:12
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bigcalmdiddledan: yes, no idea what Perl 6 will use though16:28
diddledanperl6 was "nearly ready" many years ago iirc16:29
bigcalmI stopped looking at perl when I got a job in php16:30
bigcalmThat was 200716:30
bigcalmCor16:30
diddledanI love PHP, but having to do JS front-end stuff I kinda sometimes wish I could do some of the funky tricks you can do in JS16:31
diddledanI can't think of any off the top of my head16:31
diddledanbut I know there are some16:31
bigcalmI like doing PHP things in JS with the help of http://phpjs.org/16:32
davmor2Laney: listen to Absolute 80's/90's/00's/Radio instead16:43
popeyAlanBell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M419D6LsqZU "10 Amazing Science Experiments you can do with Eggs"16:52
popeynot particularly amazing16:53
bigcalmFun things though17:02
ujjainHow much would a gross £50k salary net?17:16
ujjainI am thinking about moving to London.17:17
popeythats about £3000 per month take home17:17
awilkinsTake home pay about £36l17:17
awilkinsSource : some thing on the internets : http://www.thesalarycalculator.co.uk/salary.php17:18
bigcalmI use http://www.listentotaxman.com/17:19
awilkinsOf course, London is expensiver17:20
popeywhich comes out 2p different per month! Oh no!17:20
bigcalmTicking the married box makes no difference17:21
* popey shudders at how much of his salary goes to the tax man17:21
awilkinsMost of my disposable income is down to having bought into the housing market at an opportune time, rather than my pay17:21
bigcalmWhy did I get married then?! :(17:21
popeyappeasment?17:21
AlanBellbigcalm: I think you have to get married before 193617:21
ujjainawilkins, 36k to take home?17:24
awilkinsujjain, That's what the internet thingy thinks17:24
ujjainthe company is located in London-Middlesex, where would £1k get me? probably 40+ min from the place?17:25
bigcalm£35,963.3617:25
Laneymmm tax17:25
awilkinsI imagine that's before deductions for pensions etc17:25
Laneywowzers, I'm a couple of hundred quid better off in 2014/1517:26
diddledanLaney, that sounds good17:30
diddledanLaney: is that less taxing or more income?17:30
Laneydunno, I'd probably rather spend it on an old peoples home17:30
Laneythe former17:30
diddledanMartijnVdS: that Moose.pm looks even weirder than my understanding of "normal" OO in Perl!17:44
diddledanhttp://search.cpan.org/~ether/Moose-2.1201/lib/Moose.pm <-- about as clear as mud.. at night.. when there's no moon.17:46
ujjainbilgdo: 3k monthly should be enough to survive living in the center of london right? just a lot of commute I guess.18:06
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MartijnVdSdiddledan: just look at a few examples :)18:56
MartijnVdSdiddledan: basically, Moose writes a "new" for you, based on attributes you specify, and also does some funky stuff for introspection18:57
jussiso... I survived....18:57
jussiThey didn't kill me18:57
jussi:)18:58
MartijnVdSjussi: who didn't?18:58
jussiMartijnVdS: the doctor who cut my throat18:59
MartijnVdSjussi: any particular reason?18:59
MartijnVdSjussi: or just "because"18:59
jussiMartijnVdS: yeah. tonsils adenoids19:00
MartijnVdSah19:00
MartijnVdSso you can stuff bigger.. things.. back there (we teased my sister about that a lot when she had that done)19:01
jussioh lol19:01
jussiMartijnVdS: in anycase, it hurts19:01
MartijnVdSjussi: yeah, it can hurt for more than a month19:02
bigcalmMy sister was forced to eat lots of toast19:02
MartijnVdSbigcalm: poor her19:02
bigcalmNot sure why really19:03
jussitoast?19:03
diddledanthink that's bad, I had to live off a diet of JUST milk for two whole weeks before getting my gall-bladder removed19:03
jussiIcecream here....19:03
MartijnVdSI just had to live in the hospital for a week when I was born because I ate my own poop19:04
diddledanby the end of the fortnight I'd somewhat of a distaste for milk19:04
MartijnVdSdiddledan: what about something like buttermilk?19:05
diddledanMartijnVdS: nope, had to be pure milk19:05
diddledansemi skimmed, too19:05
diddledanwasn't allowed full-fat or skimmed or any other variety19:05
MartijnVdSUHT vs pasteurised?19:06
shaunoI just can't imagine dan without pizza19:06
MartijnVdShttp://dftba.com/product/115519:06
diddledanI think it had to be standard off-the-shelf as the milkman would deliver19:06
MartijnVdSdiddledan: that's better than UHT then, because that tastes like poo19:07
* bigcalm wonders where his link to Broken Age is. Link from HB is somewhat broken?19:11
* bigcalm shrugs and goes looking for dinner19:12
* jussi offers bigcalm a juice icypole19:15
MartijnVdSeww19:15
diddledanis that better or worse than an ice juicypole?19:16
foobarryadele blanc sec could have been so much better than it turned out20:31
foobarrymorphs into a silly kids film20:31
* popey ponders 16GB upgrade for x22020:49
foobarryandroid phone dropping call and going into call heolding status - dropped too many times, or a software refresh needed?20:50
* popey wonders if http://www.crucial.com/uk/store/partspecs.aspx?IMODULE=CT102464BF1339 will fit20:52
shaunodoes their picker not have your model?20:55
shaunoI tend to use crucial's picker for everything, since they warranty against d'oh that way20:58
popeyit does, but I have seen others say 8GB supported, 16GB works but unsupported21:07
popeyand i have had crucial be wrong before21:07
shaunothat's pretty much how mine is; apple claim 8GB, but 16 works fine21:22
diddledanI can't upgrade mine :-(21:28
diddledanthe movie "the internship" is fun21:28
diddledanjust got done watching it21:28
diddledanI bought it through google, obv21:29
diddledanspeaking of which, is it worth going for one of these expensive jobbies over a cheap-n-nasty ebay thing? http://go.bwlh.at/1hUD6oF21:36
diddledannormally maplin sells them for £99.99.99.9921:37
diddledanyeah, that's close enough21:38
bigcalmOh, this is pleasing. Crucial say the new laptop can do 16gb http://www.crucial.com/uk/store/listparts.aspx?model=Inspiron%2015%20(7537)21:38
diddledangrr21:38
diddledanall ya'll with your upgrading shenanigans. I want more gigalumps of rams in my box too!21:38
bigcalmI haven't even received my new laptop yet and I'm looking at what I can upgrade in it :|21:39
diddledanlol21:39
bigcalmWill swap out the HDD for an SDD before powering on21:39
ali1234diddledan: the used one is worth it i guess21:39
bigcalms/SDD/SSD21:39
ali1234i wouldn't pay £100 for one though21:39
diddledanali1234: yeah, 100 seems a bit high for what it is21:40
diddledanwhen you can get essentially the same kind of thing with a touchscreen attached for 89 you gotta wonder why it's so expensive21:40
ali1234because it's maplin21:41
diddledaneven non-maplin vendors of the same unit are super expensive21:41
ali1234also those £89 tablets are garbage21:41
diddledane.g. http://www.amazon.co.uk/Point-View-HDMI-Smart-Dongle/dp/B00AAOR7DO21:41
ali1234maplin_webdeals?21:42
diddledanoh21:42
diddledanyeah, I just spotted that21:42
ali1234you know maplin sells on amazon right? :P21:42
ali1234if you google around you can often find the website of amazon sellers and cut amazon out21:43
diddledanyeah, so I'm guessing maplin have exclusive rights over that particular unit21:43
ali1234yeah, or alternatively it was made specifically for maplin21:44
diddledanseems the cheap sub £40 things that often sell on ebay aren't ever software-upgraded by the manufacturer21:46
diddledaneven that PoV unit hasn't been upgraded since release21:46
diddledanthey've instead issued a newer unit with the newer android21:47
ali1234of course21:47
ali1234don't expect any kind of support on these things21:47
diddledangrr21:47
ali1234your best bet is to buy the one with the best community support21:47
diddledanI want my googley play-doh movies on my teevees21:47
diddledanI suppose I could build an x86-based box with flash + drm support and do a custo-job21:49
diddledandrm still just required the hal package?21:49
ali1234dunno21:50
ali1234i just record films off the telly21:50
bigcalmWould anybody like to help me fix my workstation? I'm somewhat bored of having to make do with Windows21:56
bigcalmMonday morning I did a dist-upgrade. Noticed that it was going to do something with nvidia packages. After a reboot, I get a blank screen21:56
diddledanbigcalm: is "fix" a euphemism for "remove windows and put something meaningful on there"?21:56
diddledandid it finish the update21:57
bigcalmI can use ctrl alt f1-6 to go to tty1-6 (I know it is doing so because the number lock light will turn on and off for each one if I play with it). But I don't even see the CLI21:58
bigcalmI believe so, yes21:58
bigcalmI can SSH in, thankfully21:58
bigcalmWill a pastebinit of the xorg log help?21:58
ali1234probably not21:58
ali1234xorg is probably running and doesn't even know there is a problem21:59
bigcalmI've run apt-get remove nvidia-* and apt-get install nvidia-current. No change21:59
diddledanyeah I would surmise the same21:59
ali1234at what exactly time does the screen go blank?21:59
bigcalmAfter selecting Ubuntu in grub22:00
bigcalmI see the cursor for 1 second and that's it22:00
ali1234well, that seems odd22:00
ali1234is this trusty?22:01
diddledanthat suggests that the framebuffer is failing to initialise22:01
bigcalmYes22:01
ali1234the framebuffer never initializes with nvidia22:01
diddledanoh yeah22:01
ali1234it uses vga mode console22:01
diddledaneven moar odd then22:01
bigcalmAlso, only 1 of my monitors is powered on. The other 2 are in standby mode22:01
ali1234so the fact it's even trying suggests it is loading nouveau KMS stuff22:01
ali1234which obviously conflicts with nvidia quite badly22:01
diddledanyeah22:02
ali1234of course, it's trusty - this kind of breakage happens every cycle22:02
bigcalmRight, this is very odd22:03
diddledantrusty hasn't even made it to alpha yet?22:03
bigcalmI've just unplugged the HDMI cable from the nvidia gfx card and plugged it into the HDMI port on the mobo22:03
diddledanaah we're on alpha 122:03
bigcalmI now have a login screen!22:03
ali1234figures22:03
bigcalmWhich means that it's loaded the intel drivers okay22:03
diddledan(for opt-in)22:03
ali1234so it's just using the wrong graphics card22:04
ali1234perhaps because it couldn't load the nvidia ones22:04
bigcalmHumm, even though it gave me a login screen, logging in gives me a blank screen (with mouse cursor) and nothing else22:05
bigcalmhttp://paste.ubuntu.com/6752885/ if it's of any use22:06
ali1234that probably indicates that unity believes you have 3d acceleration (because you have an nvidia card) so did not set up the software fallback22:06
popeyhey bigcalm22:06
popeywhy remove nvidia?22:06
ali1234but the nvidia card doesn't work, so unity just draws nothing22:06
ali1234try using a desktop that doesn't require 3d acceleration22:07
bigcalmpopey: in an attempt to kick it into life. I did reinstall via nvidia-current22:07
ali1234ie anything that isn't unity or gnome shell22:07
popeywhen is that paste from?22:07
bigcalmJust now22:07
popeyok, so it failed to load the driver22:08
popeywhat kernel you running?22:08
popeyuname -a22:08
bigcalm3.11.0-15-generic #23-Ubuntu SMP22:08
popeyoh and what version of ubuntu? 13.10?22:08
bigcalm13.1022:08
diddledantrusty is 14.0422:08
ali1234that's not trusty22:09
popeyin /var/lib/dkms do you have a folder for the nvidia driver?22:09
bigcalmpopey: nvidia-30422:09
popeyand thats the version of nvidia-* you have installed, right?22:09
bigcalmYes22:10
popeyand in that directory is there a dkms log you can paste?22:10
bigcalmNot that I can see22:10
popeywhats in there?22:11
popeya directory for 3.11.0.15-generic?22:11
bigcalmiain@snafu2:/var/lib/dkms/nvidia-304$ ls -l22:12
bigcalmtotal 422:12
bigcalmdrwxr-xr-x 4 root root 4096 Jan 14 21:54 304.11722:12
bigcalmlrwxrwxrwx 1 root root   32 Jan 14 21:54 kernel-3.11.0-15-generic-x86_64 -> 304.117/3.11.0-15-generic/x86_6422:12
popeyright, so go in that folder22:12
bigcalmThere's a make.log22:12
popeythere's a log down there22:12
popeypastebin the make.log22:12
bigcalmhttp://paste.ubuntu.com/6752920/22:12
popeysudo apt-get update22:13
popeysudo apt-get dist-upgrade22:13
popeydoes it pull anything in?22:13
bigcalmNo22:13
popeylsmod | grep nvidia22:14
popeydoes it list the nvidia module?22:14
bigcalmI've just noticed that I have  xorg-edgers-ppa-saucy.list in my /etc/apt/sources.list.d22:15
bigcalm - bit odd22:15
ali1234yeah that will do it22:15
popeyooh22:15
popeyyeah22:15
bigcalmlsmod shows nothing for nvidia22:15
popeyyou probably want to purge that ppa22:15
bigcalmDo you remember the command, beacuse I never do :)22:15
popeysudo apt-get install ppa-purge22:16
bigcalmAlready have it22:16
popeysudo ppa-purge ppa:xorg-edgers/ppa22:16
bigcalmWonder when I added that and why22:18
popeyprobably when you were faffing with 3 screens22:18
* bigcalm reboots (again)22:19
bigcalmLogin prompt from the intel hdmi port. Maybe I need to unplug it to get nvidia working22:20
popeyi would disable it22:20
popeyin bios22:20
bigcalmI'll give that a go22:20
bigcalmThere isn't an option to do so. Just an option to set the primary display22:23
bigcalmRight now I have a flashing cursor22:23
bigcalmI can ssh in though22:24
popeywaaat22:24
bigcalmNew pastebin of the xorg log http://paste.ubuntu.com/6752971/22:24
popey[     3.658] (EE) NVIDIA(1): Failed to initialize the NVIDIA kernel module. Please see the22:24
bigcalmhttp://paste.ubuntu.com/6752971/22:25
bigcalmOops22:25
bigcalmFailed to initialize the NVIDIA kernel module22:25
diddledanwhat about dmesg?22:25
bigcalmYeah22:25
bigcalmWhat about it?22:26
diddledanpastebinit?22:26
bigcalmDoh, sorry :)22:26
bigcalmhttp://paste.ubuntu.com/6752978/22:26
popey[    3.732162] init: bumblebeed main process (1412) terminated with status 122:26
popeybumblebee?22:27
diddledanbingo22:27
popeyis this a laptop?22:27
diddledanI just got that too22:27
bigcalmpopey: no, desktop22:27
popeyhuh22:27
bigcalmRemove it?22:27
popeyi havent used any bumblebee machines, sorry22:27
diddledanyou really don't want bumblebee on anything that doesn't have optimus label22:27
popeyindeed22:28
bigcalmI have no idea what bumblebee is :)22:28
bigcalmOkay, it's about to remove bumblebee and primus22:28
diddledanit's part of the userland GPU-switcheroo thing that nVidia calls "optimus technology"22:28
diddledanyes, remove both those22:28
diddledanthe idea of optimus is that you run intel gfx normally but switch-on the nvidia when demanding 3d work is required22:29
bigcalmAh22:29
diddledanit's evil22:29
bigcalmNo idea why it was installed22:30
bigcalmRight, rebooted and I'm back to a blank screen (no cursor)22:30
diddledanthe nvidia chip can't do 2d and the intel chip can't do 3d (supposedly)22:30
diddledanso you hybrid the two together22:30
directhexlolvidia :(22:31
directhexoptimus is so broken22:31
diddledanoptimus is s stupid answer to a problem that was invented for the stupid answer to have a reason to exist22:31
bigcalmAny suggested next steps? :)22:32
diddledanjust put a standard gfx chip in there damn you, nvidia22:32
directhexi've never used optimus on linux. i intentionally avoid it22:32
diddledanoften the external port on an optimus laptop is "tied" to one or the other of the intel or nvidia gfx but not both so you need to pipe signals through the one you don't want turned on22:33
diddledanit really is a stupid idea22:33
diddledanI can't iterate that enough22:33
shaunosounds like a lot like my woes trying to get gpu-switching working22:35
diddledanI run windows on my optimus thing just because running unity under neutered intel-only sucks ass and the optimus thing isn't working under ubuntu22:36
diddledanif I could get vmware to actually work with optirun I might reconsider22:37
diddledanphotoshop sucks donkey doo doo without gfx accelleration and I sometimes need to use that in my job22:38
diddledanso. windows.22:38
ali1234photoshop runs fine for me22:38
ali1234(in virtualbox with no acceleration)22:38
popeybigcalm: what does xorg log look like now?22:41
bigcalmhttp://paste.ubuntu.com/6753063/22:42
bigcalmStill no kernel module22:42
popeysudo apt-get install nvidia-304 --reinstall22:43
popeyand watch the console22:43
popeysee what it does22:43
popeydkms wise22:43
bigcalmhttp://paste.ubuntu.com/6753083/22:45
popeywhat if you "sudo modprobe nvidia" ?22:48
bigcalmJust did that22:48
bigcalmIt seemed to load okay22:48
bigcalmHow do I kick the GUI without rebooting?22:48
ali1234sudo service lightdm restart22:49
bigcalmTa22:49
bigcalmMy other two monitors just woke up22:49
bigcalmAnd I have a mouse pointer!22:49
bigcalmSadly it's the X22:49
bigcalmhttp://paste.ubuntu.com/6753115/22:50
ali1234well nvidia is working22:50
bigcalmYep22:51
bigcalmRebooted and nvidia isn't loaded. Do I need to configure it manually?22:52
diddledanit's not blacklisted at all?22:52
diddledan/etc/modprobe.d/*22:52
bigcalmWhere would I look?22:52
bigcalmiain@snafu2:~$ ls /etc/modprobe.d/ | grep nvidia22:53
bigcalmnvidia-304_hybrid.conf22:53
bigcalmnvidia-graphics-drivers.conf22:53
diddledanthat doesn't look right - the hybrid one looks odd. can you pastebin that?22:54
ali1234i have the same thing22:54
diddledanok22:54
bigcalmhttp://paste.ubuntu.com/6753137/22:54
ali1234it blacklists nouveau22:54
diddledanI thought maybe that was a remnant of the bumblebee22:54
ali1234yeah, got the same22:54
diddledanyeah that's fine22:55
bigcalmOh poo23:02
bigcalmiain@snafu2:~$ sudo service lightdm restart23:02
bigcalmstop: Unknown instance:23:02
bigcalmstart: Job failed to start23:02
bigcalmRemoving xorg.conf allowed lightdm to start23:04
bigcalmStill have a blank screen though23:04
bigcalmsudo modprobe nvidia no longer loads the module23:06
bigcalmI think I have edgers installed because of these troubles in the 1st place23:07
ali1234possibly23:08
bigcalms/have/had23:08
ali1234but that is no longer going to work, because edgers now has too new a version of xorg23:08
bigcalmx-swat maybe?23:09
ali1234no idea23:09
bigcalmNo change23:13
daftykinswhat's the X version?23:22
bigcalmWhatever is current in 13.1023:25
daftykinsah :( i was hoping for greater specificity!23:25
daftykinsif that's even a word.23:25
bigcalmHow do I find out? :)23:26
bigcalmVersion: 1:7.7+1ubuntu623:30
daftykinshrmm i was under the impression it was currently in the 1.1x of versions23:31
daftykinsdw though i wouldn't be much use23:31
daftykinsi just vaguely read of x-edgers providing 1.15+ recently? perhaps even that's outdated info though23:32
bigcalmI did dkpg -s xorg23:32
bigcalmOr something like that23:32
diddledanooh, I just spotted a new (in 13.10) option that I hadn't noticed before in the installer that lets you "reinstall" while keeping settings and some software23:32
daftykins:O23:33
daftykinswho'd ever want to do that, surely the reason for a reinstall would be due to those very things snarfing up23:33
awilkinsBecause upgrades take epic periods of time23:33
awilkinsI used to just move my home folder, reinstall everything, and then move files back as required23:34
bigcalmLooks like I followed http://www.dedoimedo.com/computers/ubuntu-salamander-nvidia.html in the past. Because I found I had the /etc/modprobe.d/nvidia-graphics-drivers.conf file23:34
bigcalmHave removed the file (which blacklisted nvidia-current) and rebooted23:34
bigcalmI now have the lightdm login screen on 1 of my monitors23:35
AzelphurDoes anyone know of any 802.11ac Mini PCI Express card with Bluetooth that's supported in Linux?23:35
bigcalmThe other 2 monitors are still in standby23:35
diddledanbigcalm: login and use the "monitors" app to configure them23:35
bigcalmSadly, the login screen is unresponsive. The keyboard has locked up. And I can't ssh into the machine23:35
diddledanoh23:35
bigcalmYeah23:35
bigcalmI fear I may have killed it23:36
bigcalmIf I hit the power button, I think APCI is responding as I see messages as the machine shuts down23:36
bigcalmNot sure how I will get so a useable state once more23:37
bigcalmUpon booting, the cursor blinks in the login password box for a few seconds before becoming solid23:39
bigcalmI guess I could use a live usb stick, mount the ssd and tinker with files23:40
bigcalmBut I'd be clutching at straws23:40
bigcalmThe machine still boots to Windows. So I know that I'll be able to work in the morning23:41
* bigcalm heads to bed23:41

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