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diddledanjoy in IT departments the world over yesterday: http://www.welivesecurity.com/2014/02/12/critical-internet-explorer-flaws-microsoft/01:15
daftykinsmm-hmm01:18
daftykinswas trying to plead with one client yesterday, once again, to please stop running IE occasionally for other sites01:18
daftykinsyeeeeeeeeeears ago they'd learnt that their online banking didn't work with FF 3 or whatever we were on back then and they maintained the approach of not even trying it since01:18
daftykinsso occasionally i see IE open with stuff in there and cringe01:19
daftykinsi've been debating disallowing access01:19
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MooDoomorning all07:03
jussimorning MooDoo07:22
* jussi hands MooDoo the (now) regular cup of tea07:22
MooDoojussi: I'm ok thanks, got a costa on the way to work this morning :D07:22
MooDoobut thank you07:22
jussi"he's a lumberjack and he's ok..."07:23
MooDooI don't hang around in bars until Friday ;)07:23
jussihehe07:23
MartijnVdS\o07:25
MooDooyay I'm not alone :d07:28
MartijnVdSMooDoo: you're never alone!07:29
MartijnVdSMooDoo: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYg_lbXYiwU)07:29
jussiMartijnVdS: that better not be a rick roll...  :P07:31
MartijnVdSjussi: it's not. It's newer than that!07:36
jussi:D07:36
jussiMooDoo: what have you done!!!!!!!!! now I felt the need to watch this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg07:38
MartijnVdSjussi: If you're ever hunting bugs, try this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ07:39
jussiahh, its just for laughs music!!! :P07:40
MooDooDon't you think I'm stupid, I'm not clicking on any youtube links so there :p07:47
MartijnVdSMooDoo: but we're never going to give you up!07:47
MooDoohttp://tumbleweed.popey.com/07:48
MartijnVdSMooDoo: or let you down07:48
MooDooMartijnVdS: make me turn around?07:48
MartijnVdSMooDoo: or desert you07:48
MooDoogrrrrrr ;)07:49
jussihahaha07:52
jussiMooDoo: to add insult to injury, you just lost the game... :P07:52
MooDoodarn it07:54
MartijnVdSjussi: you're a bad person ;)07:54
diddledanoh ffs, jussi07:55
diddledanwhat did you have to go and do that for?!07:55
* diddledan resets his score chart07:56
diploMorning all08:01
jussihehe08:01
jussimorning diplo08:02
diploHow are we all this morning?08:02
MooDoomorning morning08:07
TheOpenSourcererTotally bloody mad: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/02/12/nhs_microsoft_win_xp_extended_support/ 1million WinXP pcs in the NHS08:32
jussiTheOpenSourcerer: stupid, silly. they should have actually thought about this earlier...08:33
MooDoooff to buy a new wireless router today08:54
jussiMooDoo: which one do you have your eye on?08:55
MartijnVdSMooDoo: buy an OpenWRT-capable one! :)08:55
MartijnVdSMooDoo: they're so much more usefuls!08:55
jussiMartijnVdS: ++08:57
MooDoowas looking at a dual band asus08:57
MartijnVdSMooDoo: I'd go for a TP-Link -- I've had bad experiences with the Broadcom chips used by Asus08:57
MartijnVdSMooDoo: (TP-Link uses Atheros)08:57
jussiI still have an oldf dd-wrt capable buffalo... it still works :D08:58
MartijnVdSthey just merged TL-WDR4900 support this week (in trunk)08:58
MartijnVdSI have a 4300 at home, it's great08:58
jussiMooDoo: curiousity, what is your budget?08:58
MartijnVdSjussi: dd-wrt is shady, with its maybe-not-gpl-compliant bits and "READ THE DOCS" forum attitudes08:58
jussiMartijnVdS: it works for me. :)08:59
MartijnVdSjussi: instead of helping, it's "Search the docs", "Read the peacock thread", etc.08:59
jussi(but you are correct of course)08:59
MartijnVdSjussi: sure, but it could work better ;)08:59
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MartijnVdSMooDoo: http://wiki.openwrt.org/toh/tp-link/tl-wdr490009:01
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JamesTai1Good morning all; happy Get a Different Name Day! :-D09:09
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popeyawww09:09
popeyhoped you'd keep that nickname09:09
JamesTaitSee what I did there? ;)09:10
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Mootaileverone should be first part of nick tail ;)09:10
popeyjust ate juiciest orange at my desk09:11
popeylaptop smells nice now09:11
popeybit sticky tho09:11
jussipopey: I want an orange!09:11
popeycome to canonical hq09:11
popeywe have lots09:11
popeywell, one less now.09:11
jussibit far...09:11
popeysucks to be you09:11
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jussipopey: it still exists... for now :P09:11
* jussi giggles at http://twitpic.com/dvb1e009:12
MartijnVdSthat's is how the Hoth delegation got disqualified09:13
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bigcalmGood morning peeps :)09:24
popeypip pip09:24
bigcalmWhat's happening kids?09:25
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MartijnVdSKateShortForBob: wait.. you're "Kate", short for "Bob"?09:27
KateShortForBobYes, that's right.09:28
MartijnVdS...09:28
KateShortForBobhttp://youtu.be/BLTR8qYWJbQ09:29
jussi"Bob the builder...."09:30
dwatkinsnot Kate the builder...09:48
daubersMorning09:59
dwatkinsello daubers09:59
* daubers gave in and bought photoshop10:00
dwatkinsboxed or subscription, daubers?10:00
dauberssubscription10:00
dauberswanted to see what all the fuss was about10:00
dwatkinsit's certainly an interesting business model10:01
daubersI have lots of end userswhinging about everything moving to the cloud, so wanted to see10:02
* awilkins knew a girl who was Bob short for Helena.10:04
* daubers knows a guy who is Time, short for Richard10:04
daubersTim even10:05
daubersstupid apple keyboards10:05
MartijnVdS you'd think Apple keyboard would be able to type "Tim" :)10:05
daubersMartijnVdS: It autocorrects to Steve10:05
dvrrgood morning all10:06
MartijnVdS8-)10:06
MartijnVdSso it's Steve, short for Tim?10:07
selinuxiumpopey, now I want an orange...10:07
jussi"popey, Orange King..."10:07
jussi:P10:07
jussiKing Popey of Orange!10:07
jussi:D10:07
selinuxiumpopey == 'Man from Delmonte'10:07
BigRedSI *knew* I recognised him from somewhere!10:08
jussihaha10:08
MartijnVdSjussi: look up William III ;)10:08
selinuxiumHey BigRedS :)10:08
BigRedSgoood morning selinuxium !10:08
BigRedShow's things?10:08
jussiMartijnVdS: Im quite aware of King billy10:08
awilkinsI've never heard him say "Yes" though10:08
BigRedShe does have _very_ high standards10:08
awilkinsAlthough  I suppose you don't in the advert either10:08
jussiMartijnVdS: you keep forgetting my dutch heritage10:08
BigRedSmaybe your oranges just aren't good enough10:08
selinuxiumBigRedS, All good thank you. Your good self?10:08
BigRedSyeah, not bad at all. today's a work-from-home day so I'm starting slowly :)10:09
MartijnVdSjussi: Ah yes, it's probably because of your name :)10:09
awilkinsDon't think that ad would play very well these days... white guy visits plantation and deigns to approve of the produce of honest hardworking latinos.10:09
BigRedShaha10:09
selinuxiumBigRedS, nice... Dressing gown day...10:09
jussiMartijnVdS: hehe, my last name is Schultink ;)10:10
BigRedSselinuxium yeah, exactly :)10:10
jussiMartijnVdS: and yes, its true, I cannot pronounce it correctly...10:10
MartijnVdSjussi: That looks Dutch enough :)10:10
selinuxiumLiek dress down day with added Xbox (insert game station of choice)10:10
awilkins"The man from Del Monte - he's a pawn of the oppressor! Make an effigy of his silly white suit and burn it on the steps of Corporate HQ!!"10:10
awilkins"His bones fertilize our orange grove! How'd you like them grapefruit!"10:11
brobostigongood morning boys and girls.10:16
MooDoomorning brobostigon10:24
brobostigonmorning MooDoo10:24
jussidammit, forgot about my tea water on the stove, boiled ht ekettle dry :/10:25
brobostigonoh dear.10:25
MartijnVdSjussi: and this is why we invented the electric kettle10:26
popey\o/ 240V10:27
diddledanyawn10:31
kakemosup guys, wich os ? trololo10:40
MooDoowell that was brief lol10:40
jussiMooDoo: drive by trolling ? :P10:47
jussiMartijnVdS: technically, this is an electric kettle... (We have an electric stove... therefore... :P)10:47
MooDoojussi: cool, love that :S10:48
dwatkinsI bet the hob doesn't have a cut-off, though ;)10:49
dwatkinsI've left my hob on over night before with nothing on it.10:49
MooDoomy wife forgets the gas oven is on occasionally lol10:49
dwatkinsI always check the [gas] hob & oven, tap, fridge and pet cage when I leave home now - I've managed to leave each of them on or open in the past.10:50
davmor2Morning all10:52
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MooDoomorning davmor210:54
davmor2JamesTait: needs to step away from the blackadder boxset10:56
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foobarry"I don?t think I?m asking for allot after all you cant loose! " - quote from email from a recruitment agency11:23
foobarrygo back to school kiddo.11:24
MartijnVdSwow11:24
diddledanfoobarry: makes you wonder about their competence at finding suitable work for you when they can't even proof-read their own email11:25
foobarryalso this is after i emailed their data protection people to take me off their db11:25
foobarryfor spamming me 3x a day with calls and emails11:25
foobarryi don't even hire contractors11:26
diddledan>.<11:26
foobarryaustin fraser if anyone wants to know.11:26
foobarryavoid.11:26
dwatkinsfoobarry: that reads like some of the spam I get.11:29
foobarry"Can you please tell me what? Do I have to do to land a shot at working with you!"11:30
foobarryso much fail in one sentence11:30
MartijnVdS"Write proper English sentences."11:30
MooDooI wish people would talk proper like what I does11:31
dwatkinsI'd send back a mail with this image in it (if this were sent to me personally): http://ckrickett.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/alot01.png11:31
foobarryrecruiters and estate agents are low forms of life11:31
MartijnVdSdwatkins: The Original: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.nl/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html11:31
foobarryand other jobs where they wear too much aftershave11:31
dwatkinsthanks MartijnVdS - I wasn't sure where it originated from11:32
foobarrygood blog it is too11:32
foobarryi liked the dinosaur cape one11:32
MartijnVdSI have her book :)11:32
dwatkinsreminds me of The Oatmeal and 27B/611:37
jussidamn, and all this time I thought an Alot had the first name of gord! :D11:38
foobarryit does11:40
foobarryhow do you define groups in sudoers file that are not /etc/group or ldap group, but local to the file?11:49
popeyjoin #ubuntu-touch-meeting11:57
popeyBAH!11:57
foobarrymoo11:57
jussiTea anyone?12:19
diddledanplease12:20
* jussi puts a brew on12:20
dwatkinsyes, tea12:21
* bigcalm returns with instant coffee due to being too lazy to make a brew12:28
bigcalmI can't bring myself to use instant tea at home12:28
foobarrywhat is instant tea?12:29
foobarryteabags?12:29
diddledanteabag in the cup is instant enough12:29
diddledandon't need dehydrated granules12:29
bigcalmI'll have some loose leafed tea after lunch maybe12:30
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jussiEnable passive gathering of performance-related metrics and events and provide the option to view this data in a graphical fashion. To view data, visit chrome://performance. #performance-monitor-gathering12:40
jussithat is cool, I didnt know you could do that :)12:40
MooDoohttp://sietch-tabr.tumblr.com/post/76220460770/pgp-key-signing-party-in-london-march-25th-201412:41
MooDooif anyone is interested12:41
jussistupid company/sysadmin/web people....12:56
jussiseriously, how hard is it to enable the little thing to not *require* the www ?12:57
MartijnVdSjussi: depends on how you wrote it12:57
MartijnVdSMooDoo: hmmm :)12:57
MooDoojussi: that's dns12:57
MartijnVdSMooDoo: that's a tuesday :(12:57
MartijnVdSMooDoo: if it was a Friday I'd do it12:58
bigcalmI recall that there was an android app that allowed one to enable/disable various things at different times of the day. Does anybody remember such an app?12:58
brobostigonmy pebble is predicting snow, has it gone mad,12:58
MartijnVdSbigcalm: tasker?12:58
bigcalmI really need to disable Skype outside of office hours12:58
brobostigontasker? :)12:58
bigcalmMartijnVdS: ta, I'll have a look12:58
bigcalmI'm guessing that it's worth the £2.9913:00
* bigcalm giggles at Boris Johnson13:06
SuperMattat or with?13:08
bigcalmSuperMatt: at, always at13:09
bigcalmhttps://twitter.com/MayorofLondon/status/43394760497655398413:09
SuperMattoh god13:10
SuperMattwhy did this happen to us?13:10
SuperMattWHY?13:10
MartijnVdSbigcalm: £2,99? it's €2,99 here :)13:10
MartijnVdSSuperMatt: democracy/voters?13:10
SuperMattdemocray is only a good idea if the voters are actually intelligent13:11
SuperMattI'm going to become a dictator and resolve that problem13:11
foobarrySuperMatt: people want politicians who make them laugh13:11
MartijnVdSdemocray-cray13:12
SuperMattvery apt13:13
dwatkinsIt's demo-sgi now.13:14
foobarryi prefer someone who plays the buffoon but it obv intelligent vs an unwitting buffoon13:15
SuperMattfoobarry: so not borris then?13:17
foobarrywhich bit don't you think describes him?13:17
SuperMattunwitting buffoon13:18
foobarryunwitting buffoon is nigel farage climbing out of the plane, or that milliband with his schoolboy whiney voice13:18
foobarryand his wallace and gromit face13:18
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foobarryits all an act with BJ13:19
jussifoobarry: politicians that make people laugh... like the mayor of the place that mum and dad live... http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/entrepreneur-darryn-lyons-declared-geelong-mayor-20131125-2y5c1.html13:19
MartijnVdSjussi: he even looks a bit like boris?13:20
jussiMartijnVdS: heheh13:20
foobarrygary glitter?13:20
jussibtw, does anyone know, or feel like writing an extension that automatically disables autoplay videos? ANNOYING!13:20
MartijnVdSjussi: http://howto.cnet.com/8301-11310_39-57536917-285/enable-click-to-play-for-chrome-plug-ins/13:21
jussiMartijnVdS: hrm, Im aware of that, it goes a little too far. then I need to click 2x on everything I want to see...13:24
MartijnVdSjussi: nah just the flash bits (which is almost nothing these days)13:25
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shaunogotta love sites that make it too easy.  "hm, that seems too good to be true.  what's the contact address?  buckingham palace!"15:01
MartijnVdSshauno: hey, that's my TV's address for FreeSet ;)15:03
MartijnVdSSat*15:03
shaunojust makes it a little easier when you're trying to figure out if something's a scam :)15:05
MartijnVdSshauno: sure but my TV doesn't care, it just wants a postcode to figure out which version of BBC1/2/ITV to show me15:06
brobostigonis it different to no10 postcode?15:07
MartijnVdSbrobostigon: likely15:08
brobostigonok,15:08
MartijnVdSSW1A 2AA (10ds) vs SW1A 1AA (Palace)15:09
shaunothe postcode on their site seems to be wrong, it's a lincoln one15:09
brobostigonMartijnVdS: ah, :)15:09
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foobarryi prefer the virgin media postcode16:09
dwatkins0181 811 818116:11
bigcalmGoing Live?16:14
bigcalmIt was from a children's Saturday morning programme in the 90s. Can't remember which one though16:14
bigcalm80s even16:14
bigcalmLive and Kicking16:15
bigcalmGah16:15
bigcalmYou made me google it with your silence16:16
foobarry0800 11 1116:17
awilkinsIf you called the wrong number you got Gordon the Gopher heavy breathing at you16:17
awilkinsHow he's not been targetted by operation Yewtree I've no idea16:18
dwatkinssorry bigcalm, yes, Saturday morning TV, probably Going Live (as I don't quite remember Swap Shop)16:22
dwatkinsoh, Live and Kicking, yeah - the one with Phillip Schofield.16:22
czajkowskiAlanBell: care to give a talk/demo http://www.meetup.com/London-MongoDB-User-Group/events/165517062/16:36
Guest57934uh16:51
Guest57934shees16:51
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mappswatching jude judy..love the show16:51
davmor2mapps: is that like the Beatles version of judge judy?16:52
brobostigonok, question, is it strange, on FB when people in ther photo section of their profile, have no photos but filles albums?16:52
brobostigonfilled*16:52
mappser jiudge judy i meant;p16:54
mappsdamnit16:54
mappsJudge16:54
mappsshe earns an absolute fortune for it too16:54
mappsnot sure what you mean brobostigon ?16:54
mappswhy woud that be strange16:54
brobostigonmapps: ok, open one of your friends profiles in android using the app, then go to photos, then you will get two subsections, photos and albums, photos is empty however albums has several albums with photos inside them.16:56
mappsthat is odd16:56
mappsi cant test it i dont use facebook16:56
brobostigonok,16:56
bigcalmI can't test it as I don't trust the app16:59
bigcalmbrobostigon: are you seeing this for all of your friends' profiles?16:59
brobostigonbigcalm: no.16:59
brobostigonbigcalm: presumably the same applies when you use the website.17:00
bigcalmbrobostigon: maybe 'photos' is for images with the person tagged in them17:00
brobostigonlet me try that.17:00
AlanBellczajkowski: ooh that would be fun :)17:02
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NET||abusehi folks17:10
NET||abuseI'm having a little trouble with my new lappy, got the insane xps15 9530.. big ass 3200 resoltion17:11
NET||abuseso thought i'd go for freedom hating binary driver, since the dell community article says he got it working ok17:11
NET||abuseanyway, has anyone gotten the 331 drivers working on a M nvidia chip?17:11
NET||abusei tried on my soon to be given back to old job laptop, and had similar issue as I'm having with new xps now17:11
daftykinsis it an nvidia optimus setup then?17:12
NET||abusewhen i boot, the lightdm comes up but in really really low res. when i login, i get a usual apport or system there was a bug dialog, but unity doesn't come up, just a black screen with a mouse pointer17:12
NET||abusedaftykins: yeh, but I was hoping to avoid primus/bumblebee17:12
daftykinsyou can't use the nvidia chip directly17:13
daftykinsyou have to unfortunately17:13
NET||abuseon  my present machine i turn off optimus in the bios and just run on the nvidia card17:13
daftykinsdoes that one have the same settings?17:13
daftykinsi've never seen one that offers that17:13
NET||abusebut when i tried 331 driver got the same effect, so i'm stuck on 319,17:14
NET||abusethe dell 6430 that is my old work laptop had the option17:14
NET||abusejust turn off optimus and it's on by default, just used the nvidia binary drvier and ti was all good17:14
daftykinsbut the XPS, no option?17:14
NET||abusei guess i have to use the edgers/ppa stuff..17:15
NET||abuseyeh, on XPS I can't find an optino in the bios. was the first thing i went looking for :(17:15
daftykinsi really don't think that's going to help you17:15
daftykinshttp://askubuntu.com/questions/389297/bumblebee-setup-on-dell-xps-15-9530-for-dual-monitors-in-ubuntu-13-1017:16
daftykinsat least someone's done all the hard work already ;)17:16
NET||abusedaftykins: thank, i think i'll just have to walk through that and do it.17:16
NET||abusecheers17:16
daftykinsnp :)17:17
mappsbrrr17:24
mappsi can just tell it's gong to be cold outside17:24
daftykins:)17:25
daftykinsd'aww17:25
daftykinsi just received my laser pointer for the cat today!17:25
daftykinshttps://www.dropbox.com/s/li4hghobjk94zj3/VID_20140213_172119.mp417:25
mapps;]17:27
dwatkinsdaftykins: hexcellent. A friend of mine informed me that laser pointers can be bad for cats (possibly when they're just kittens) - something to do with eye damage, I'm not sure I believe it, though.17:29
daftykinsdwatkins: yarr - i'm avoiding getting it near her eyes indeed. this'uns 6-8 years or so though :)17:31
dwatkinsI *think* I was told my friend believes it's a problem even if the light is reflected, that's the part I had trouble believing.17:32
daftykinsi definitely see reflections bouncing off surfaces of the laser, it looks pretty dull by then though17:33
dwatkinsyeah, I can't see that doing any damage to anything's eyes17:33
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dwatkinsnot with a laser pointer, unless you replaced the light source with the one from a CD burner etc.17:33
daftykinshehe17:34
daftykinslets see what this thing reads17:34
daftykins< 1 mW, 650nm +/- 1017:34
daftykinsClass II :>17:35
dwatkinsI want a laser from these guys: https://twitter.com/wickedlasers/status/433638042943754240/photo/117:36
dwatkinsobviously I would only use it for good17:36
dwatkinshonest17:36
daftykinsdid you read about how many pilots are getting messed up by people with laser gadgets?17:38
daftykinsseemed weird to me why anyone would be so reckless17:38
MartijnVdSyou'd think they'd have fixed cockpit windows by now17:39
daftykinsyeah17:40
dwatkinsI imagine they can't, since it would result in visibility issues.17:40
daftykinsa mate is studying to be an aeronautical engineer actually, may be worth asking17:40
dwatkinsThere used to be a nightclub in Guildford which had huge lights on the roof, they got told off by the authorities because they were visible from the air very well.17:40
daftykinshehe17:41
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BigRedSI thought the laser issues were specifically helicopters with glass floors?18:14
shaunothey're pretty terrible for most aircraft18:15
BigRedSah right, refracting off the cockpit glass?18:15
BigRedSor through, rather18:15
daftykinspeople are shining them at planes coming into land18:16
diddledanI think people specifically shine them at aircraft because they've been told it's bad18:18
diddledancatch 2218:18
shaunohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtKSdy2KAW4 gets boring quickly, but gives you a good idea18:19
NET||abuseok, got 331 and bumblebee runing, optirun glxspheres64 runs 260fps,, primus glxshperes64 runs at 59/60 fps, is that normal?18:19
daftykinslatter sounds vsync bound18:19
NET||abuseis primus running intel or something?18:19
daftykinswho knows - contact that guy with the guide to ask what performance he got18:19
mappsi was reading about that just yesterday people shining lasers at aircrafts18:21
mappspretty stupid really18:22
daftykins*nod*18:26
shaunoI think stupid's a bit of an understatement.  that gives people the impression they're being a nuisance, rather than putting lives at risk18:29
daftykinsagreed18:32
mappshmm18:40
mappsthey say it could get worse18:40
mappsthe wind and rain etc18:40
shaunoit'd be nice if can stay like this for tomorrow18:41
mappswhere are you18:42
shaunowest coast of ireland18:42
shaunoI just don't fancy flying ryanair in yesterday's winds.  but today's been relatively mild18:43
diddledanshauno: friday is supposed to be worse than yesterday18:44
shauno:/  yesterday was bad enough that I'm sat here sewing buttons back on18:49
diddledano_O18:51
diddledanit ripped buttons off?18:51
shaunomy jacket wasn't up to it  heh18:52
diddledanoh dear18:52
diddledanare you sure it's wise to use the same jacket again?18:52
diddledanI mean if it failed once, the chances are it'll fail again18:52
diddledanit's like winning the lotto - you're more likely to do it once you've won once already18:53
shaunonot entirely sure that last part's true18:53
diddledanI don't remember where I heard it. maybe I invented it :-p18:56
diddledanI'm good at thinking random things and then remembering about them later and believing they're bona fide facts18:57
shaunowell I figure the lottery is stateless.  nothing in one draw should impact another.  the only difference would be if winning once meant you bought a lot more tickets in the future19:06
daftykinsin which case you'd deserve a trout slap for greed!19:07
shaunoor stupidity ;)  I'd imagine in that position you should be thinking about real investments19:09
diddledanshauno: I think it's statistically rather than probability-wise19:12
shaunowell, for tonight's amusement .. the first time I've used a clothes iron since I was 1219:25
daftykinshttps://www.dropbox.com/s/0bgswcuxaah8y2p/IMG_20130909_173557.jpg19:34
daftykinsthere's a neighbour cat at my window19:34
daftykinshttp://guernseypress.com/news/2014/02/11/town-cat-dillon-dies-after-being-washed-into-harbour/19:34
daftykinsthey're the same right?19:34
popeylooks very similar!19:35
popeyhard to tell, but very19:36
shaunothe one in the news appears to own a lot more bling19:36
daftykinslol19:37
daftykinsmy cat's been fighting with a neighbour cat out the back of my place19:37
daftykinson that very roof19:37
daftykinsbut i've not seen it19:37
daftykinsapparently the owner tried to keep him indoors, but he was a free spirit19:37
daftykins"these walls can't hold meeeeee!"19:38
popeycolin looks cold19:40
popeyhe's shivvering19:40
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daftykinsis that your feline?19:41
popeyno19:41
Monotokodon't suppose anyone here is any good with DoS attacks?20:28
Monotokoover an NTP daemon that doesn't exist...20:28
daftykinsthat's a pretty bold claim20:30
jpdsMonotoko: You mean https://blog.cloudflare.com/technical-details-behind-a-400gbps-ntp-amplification-ddos-attack ?20:30
daftykinswhy not provide some more detail20:30
Monotokotcpdump is showing the NTP traffic coming in20:30
Monotokohang20:30
Monotokoon20:30
jpdshanging20:30
jpdson20:30
jpdssir20:30
jpdsstanding20:30
jpdsby20:30
jpdsSTOP.20:30
Monotokosorry :P20:30
Monotokohttp://pastebin.com/8tJeEXEB20:30
jpdsMonotoko: Check the link.20:31
jpdsWelcome to 2014.20:31
Monotokojpds, so how do I stop them? Why is my server even saying hello to them?20:32
MonotokoI've dropped everything from port 123 in UDP...20:33
Monotokohttp://pastebin.com/shTP0gni20:34
MartijnVdSMonotoko: http://support.ntp.org/bin/view/Support/AccessRestrictions20:34
MartijnVdSMonotoko: it has a "wizard" structure to help you decide20:34
MartijnVdShttp://support.ntp.org/bin/view/Main/SecurityNotice#DRDoS_Amplification_Attack_using also has some mitigations20:34
MartijnVdS(for the big reflection attacks)20:34
MonotokoNTP isn't running, that's what's confusing me20:35
MartijnVdSah! is your firewall set to REJECT unwanted UDP, instead of DROPping it?20:35
MartijnVdS(iptables) -- REJECT sends an ICMP packet back, DROP does not20:35
Monotokoit's dropping... should it be rejecting?20:36
MartijnVdSno, drop is good20:36
MartijnVdSalso, if it's dropping, it should not be sending packets back20:36
MartijnVdSIf they're using NTP to DDOS you, your best bet is to ask your ISP to block inbound NTP packets20:37
MartijnVdSi.e. what's the exact problem? Are you the target of a DDOS, or part of the source?20:38
Monotokothe exact problem is that the server is slowing to a crawl when all this traffic is coming in...20:46
MartijnVdSbut if you're dropping the traffic, it's an "inbound" problem, and you should filter at the router20:46
Monotokohow do you mean, inbound problem?20:53
shaunoyou're receiving a lot more packets than you're able to deal with.  obvious answer is to stop receiving them.  best method at your disposal is to implement this upstream20:54
shaunoblocking them on your machine just defines what you do once you've received them, not *whether* you receive them20:55
shauno(I'd also talk to your provider, because its in their best interest to stop this as far upstream as possible too)20:56
diddledanI got accused of DDoSing someone the other day20:58
diddledanthey didn't consider that perchance the source IPs might be spoofed20:59
jpdsdiddledan: Shouldn't have blocked all the queues at the post office.20:59
diddledanshock horror, UDP doesn't create a connection?!20:59
diddledanwow20:59
diddledanamazeballs20:59
diddledanI think the guy who reported it was a mormon21:00
jpdsTo be fair, it is a universal dogging of a pigeon.21:00
MartijnVdSbut these NTP reflection attacks wouldn't be possible if people just turned on proper reverse path filtering on their networks21:00
MartijnVdSs/people/ISPs21:00
MartijnVdSbecause then you couldn't spoof UDP source addresses21:00
diddledanMartijnVdS: yeah but then the internet would work21:01
MartijnVdSdiddledan: sounds like a plan then :)21:02
diddledanMartijnVdS: we can't fix things, now, can we?!21:02
MartijnVdSdiddledan: I don't know, is it allowed by the porn filter people?21:02
diddledanMartijnVdS: probably not. other government departments (read: gchq) require the ability to remain21:03
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diddledangchq = general communications hijacking and quiescence21:05
MartijnVdSSssh!21:05
diddledanam I on a watchlist now?21:05
diddledandammit, I don't want to be a political dissident21:05
diddledandamn you government!21:06
MartijnVdSdiddledan: you were never off it21:06
diddledanoh dear21:06
MartijnVdSAnd people who talk about the porn filter aren't "political" dissidents, if you know what I mean21:06
jpdshttp://newsthump.com/2011/02/23/jacqui-smith-still-pretending-she-knows-nothing-about-pornography/21:07
diddledanlol @ "losing" the debauched stuff - I'm betting she hid it under the bed for "playtime" with the cleaner21:09
jpdsdiddledan: No, the key here is the husband.21:10
diddledanhaha @ the radio 5 spokes person21:10
diddledan“We’ve got some exciting programmes coming up with more MPs pretending not to know about stuff, definitely.”21:10
mappsheylo21:16
neuroi need to find interesting things to do with my new roku21:19
chambAnyone here regularly use ubuntu on a netbook?21:29
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neurochamb: i did21:49
neuroit was awful21:49
chambfair enough that was my next question21:49
neurothen again, i find netbooks awful under most conditions21:50
neuroubuntu = awful21:50
neuroOS X = awful21:50
neurowindows = especially awful21:50
* jpds pictures neuro as grumpy cat.21:50
chambI only use it for coding and reading docs, but it frequently grinds to a halt21:50
neurojpds: i just don't like netbooks21:50
chambI was going to ask whether anyone had put an SSD in one and had a better experience21:51
neuroshow me a really nice tablet or notebook, i'll get interested21:51
chambMeh I can't afford a tablet or notebook21:51
jpdsTried a Nexus 7?21:51
neuromine did have an SSD21:51
neuro8GB21:51
neurorubbish21:51
chambI mean a proper ssd21:51
neuro:)21:51
neurojpds: you asking me if i've tried a nexus 7?21:51
jpdsneuro: Yes.21:52
neuroyes, i have21:52
neuroplasticky bleh21:52
chambIf I had enough money for a tablet I'd spend it on a refurbed laptop21:52
neuroreasonable screen21:52
neuroi use my ipad more than my nexus 7 tho21:52
neurogiven the option of spending or not spending 200 quid on a nexus 7, in retrospect, i'd not spend21:53
neuroand save up for an ipad mini instead21:53
neuroor buy something completely different21:54
neurolike a replacement alternator *grrr*21:54
diploReplacement engine for me neuro :(22:10
neuroeeshk22:11
diploYup, just found out a couple of hours ago :/22:11
diploWell, it's either an injector or issue in one of the cylinders, the mechanic said as my motor is so packed it'll be cheaper for me to buy second hand than to trace the exact issue as labour will go through the roof22:11
neurojings22:12
neuroyeah that's always the danger22:12
neuroby the time they figure out what's wrong, the engine has been ripped to pieces and you've racked up many many hours of labour22:12
neuroand then they still have to fix it22:12
diploWell a new injector is £2-30022:13
diploA replacement second hand engine is £150-300 ish22:13
neurolol really22:13
diploAnd it's quicker to change the engine right out and swap than to strip down to test and change the injector on my car the bloke reckons22:13
neuroabsolutely22:13
neuroramp it, drop out the old one, drop in the new one, mount it, done22:14
diploOnly issue is trusting who you buy the engine from :(22:14
neuroobviously not a 5 minute job but straight forward22:14
diplo10 years ago i'd have done it myself, now not so much22:14
neuroquite right22:14
neuroin theory i could have done my alternator myself22:14
neurobut as it turns out, the air con is in the way22:14
directhexhm, there might have been too much bourbon in that glass22:15
neuroso it's easier to get at it from underneath, which means ramping it22:15
neuroand the blokes who i went to to get the alt done ended up snapping two bolts off22:15
neurowhich wasn't their fault, it was just so badly seized22:15
diployeah, gone are the days that I mind lying on a cold wet floor :)22:15
diplooh that sucks22:15
neuroso they kept it on tues night22:15
neurogot it back yesterday morning22:15
diploI've just spent £500 having other stuff fixed and serviced, up till now this car has been rock solid :(22:16
neuroi know the feeling22:17
neuro(sump, exhaust, drivers door latch, spark plugs, alternator ...)22:17
neuroall in the last 12 months22:17
neuroand i still have do to the front brakes, back suspension, and figure out what's wrong with the d-pad for the wing mirror adjustment22:18
neurobloomin' motors!!!22:18
shaunothat sounds like it's gotta be getting close to "how much do I want to keep this car"?22:18
neuroi love it though22:19
neuroi'm a sucker for fiats22:19
neurowhich really means i shouldn't be allowed to moan22:19
bigcalmiain-laptop ~ $ cat a.php | pastebinit -a bigcalm -f php22:19
bigcalmhttp://paste.ubuntu.com/22:19
bigcalmWhat am I doing wrong here?22:19
diploPasting it to IRC?22:19
diplo:D22:19
neuro:)22:19
neurozing22:19
bigcalmYou guys...22:20
shaunoI feel like an idiot, I clicked the link to find out what was pasted :/22:21
neurohehe22:21
bigcalmAm I using it incorrectly?22:22
diddledanbigcalm: paste.ubuntu.com doesn't allow php22:22
bigcalmAh, ta22:22
diddledanit's annoying22:22
diddledanreally annoying!22:22
neuroright22:23
bigcalmdiddledan: Ta. Removing <?php fixed it: http://paste.ubuntu.com/6928110/22:23
neurobad things have happened22:23
neuroi've run out of smokes22:23
bigcalmneuro: quit?22:23
diddledanneuro: I'm out of chocolate22:23
bigcalmSmoking, not irc22:23
neurotechnically, i have quit22:23
neurosince i don't have any to consume22:23
diddledanand out of monies to buy chocolate22:23
neurodiddledan: aaargh22:23
bigcalmneuro: victory!22:23
neurobigcalm: that'll change when i buy more though22:24
neurothe question is, do i go out now and buy some22:24
neuroor wait until morning22:24
bigcalmWait, you might not want one by then22:24
neuroha22:24
bigcalmHeh, sorry22:24
bigcalmTook me 3 weeks of giving people hell for me to quit22:25
bigcalmThat was 26th August 200222:25
neurogood effort sir22:25
shaunopersonally, I'd wait till morning.  walking 45 minutes to the nearest gas station that's open 24x7 doesn't make you feel great about yourself22:25
* neuro applauds22:25
bigcalmI quit cold turkey, no aids22:25
bigcalmThanks :)22:25
neuroshauno: bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha22:25
neurowalking?22:25
neurofor 45 minutes?22:25
bigcalmThat said, I ate a lot of Tunnuc's tea cakes22:25
diploSame here bigcalm22:25
neuromate, i'll be there in the car in about 3 minutes22:25
bigcalmAnd snow balls22:25
diplo60 a day to nothing, 15 years ago22:25
neuro60, cripes22:26
neuromakes me look like an amateur22:26
diployep :( JPS as well22:26
neurooof22:26
neurolungbuster22:26
neuros22:26
diploI still want one everyday though if that makes you feel any better22:26
neuronope :)22:26
neurokeep it up though22:26
bigcalmI occasionally dream that I am smoking or want to smoke22:27
neuroi may be slightly gasping for one myself right now, i'll support a quitter tooth and nail22:27
bigcalmWake up feeling ever so guilty22:27
diploIve got friends/colleagues that have never wanted one since they gave up, no cravings nothing.. it never stopped for me but the need isn't strong enough22:27
diddledanquitting cold turkey from some things is not fun - I often end up with that situation when I forget evening medication - one dose missed means cold and hot sweats, shaking and all sorts of other nastyness. I really need to set something up that reminds me to take them22:27
neurodiplo: yeah, i know someone like that22:27
diddledanbut, it's all good :-p22:28
neurodiddledan: just stick an alarm on your phone22:28
neuros'what my dad does for his insulin22:28
diplodiddledan: I put on 9st 10 if that counts as not good :P22:28
diddledandiplo: ditto (similarly)22:28
diploLost 5 stone in the last couple of years though, benefits of splitting up with your wife :)22:28
neuroha22:29
bigcalmOuch. I'm about 4st heavier than when I smoked. But I also had a very active job back then as well22:29
diddledanI'm not sure whether to applaud or commiserate22:29
diplobigcalm: same here, I gave up smoking and went into an office job and then onto IT22:29
diploLong hours on my bum22:29
diddledanI like long hours on my bum22:30
neuroooer22:30
diddledanneuro:!22:30
directhexi'm tubbier than i used to be22:30
directhexnormal for married men, apparentrly22:30
diploI *hate* it, if i could find better paid job doing something else i would22:30
diddledandiplo: become a labourer?22:30
diddledannot sure it's better paid22:31
diddledansurgeon?22:31
diploSigned up to a job site today to start this process off, within a minute of me uploading my CV I had a recruitment call!22:31
diddledanwow22:31
diploI'd love to do surgery, but too much training needed and I still need to pay bills22:31
diddledanbills suck22:31
neuroyup22:32
diddledanI think bills should be outlawed22:32
diploPity he didn't read it properly, he was phoning about web dev.. I said I wanted out of web dev on my page :)22:32
gebbionei just increased my canvas, but cannot select the empty space22:32
directhexgebbione, increase the layer!22:32
neuroso how would you pay for stuff if bills were outlawed?22:32
gebbionehow can i, so that i can fill it with a colour22:32
neuroINCREASE THE LAWYER!22:32
directhexlayer to canvas size!22:32
neuro(sorry22:32
diddledano_O22:32
neuroi keep misreading stuff tonight22:33
diddledanneuro: paying for stuff - gold-pressed latinum22:33
neurooomax!22:33
diddledanI wanna watch babylon 5 in remastered HD. annoying that there's practically zero chance of that ever happening22:35
neuroi thought all the vfx were done in 480p video?22:35
diddledanI believe the whole thing was video22:35
neuroreally? cripes22:36
neurono chance then22:36
diddledanindeed22:36
neuroshort of going back in time and bolting a go pro on top of the video camera22:36
diddledanand even if the live-action was on film the vfx wasn't and the 3d models have all been lost22:36
neurooof22:37
neuroapparently one of the guys who used to work at Foundation Imaging (or POP, can't remember) kept loads of Voyager models22:37
neuroso there's some HD broadcast-quality voyager vfx possible22:37
diddledannice22:38
neuroand apparently some or most of the DS9 stuff is "straight forward" to re-render once they've tidied up the models a bit22:38
neuroso maybe in 5-10 yrs, we'll have all of star trek in 2K HD22:39
diddledanall the startreks were filmed if I recall?22:39
neuroyeah22:39
diddledanyey for paramount22:39
neuro35mm for the bulk of shots22:39
neurocinemascope for the panning liveaction+vfx shots22:40
diddledaneven with 35mm you can clean them up loads judging by the quality of the TNG remaster22:40
neuroand i think 65mm for the older model vfx work22:40
neuroyeah22:40
neuroand it's a real labour of love for CBS22:40
neurothey farmed out season 2 with the idea that they'd do S1 in house, S2 outsourced, S3 in house, etc22:41
neurobut they weren't pleased with the results22:41
neuroso they're keeping it in house for S3-722:41
diddledan"if you want something done..."22:42
neurototally22:42
neuroawwww22:45
neurojust reading about S522:46
neuroapparently 2m and 20s of original camera negatives couldn't be found22:46
neuroso they had to upscale from SD :(22:46
diddledandang22:46
diddledanwhich scene?22:46
diddledananything important?22:47
neuro37s at the start of The First Duty22:47
neuroand 1m 41s of "Ten-Forward scenes" from Power Play22:47
neurobut sounds like they've done a good job22:47
neuro"If anything, the shots in question look as if the camera just pulled a soft focus (TOS female guest star-style)"22:47
neuro:)22:47
neurohttp://trekcore.com/blog/2013/11/review-star-trek-the-next-generation-season-5-blu-ray/22:47
diddledanlooks like they've really improved colour reproduction too22:51
diddledanthe side-by-side video near the bottom shows much nicer tones22:51
neuroapparently the film->video conversion muddied a lot of colours, so it's more about restoring the original than enhancing22:51
neuroone thing you notice about the blu rays is that the uniforms really pop22:52
shaunoI'm not sure skin-tight uniforms are meant to pop22:58
daftykinsoooh TNG is what thee speak of23:00
daftykinsthat in HD could be interesting23:00
daftykinsthough i already watched the lot23:00
shaunoI don't mind so much about HD, but widescreen would be reeeaally nice23:00
neuroshauno: won't happen23:02
neuroalthough shot in 35mm, it was framed for 4:323:02
shaunoright.  doesn't stop me wishing though :)23:02
daftykinsheh23:02
daftykinsyou can stretch it and cringe :P23:02
neuroowwwwwwwww23:03
neuronoooooo23:03
shaunolol, nah23:03
daftykinsikr23:03
shaunomore often I'll crop.  which is bad but not as bad23:03
daftykinsi'm the friend that demands TV's be aspect-corrected when at others houses23:03
neurothat's worse!23:03
daftykinscan't believe they can stand it :'(23:03
neuroat least with stretchyvision you don't lose picture information23:03
* neuro always goes pillarbox23:04
shaunoI find cropping less annoying than watching 4:3 :/  but I can't do blobbyhead mode23:04
neuroyeuch :)23:04
shaunowell pants.  netflix won't open because the silverlight plugin fails.  trying to update it fails, and tells me to contact the software mffr.  sure, I'll just phone microsoft in the morning23:17
shauno(or wait until next time they call me!)23:17

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