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mappshey03:45
shaunogo to sleep!03:46
mappsno!03:47
mappsyou!03:47
shaunothat's ... not a bad idea03:47
mapps;]03:48
mappshey06:40
jussi01morning mapps06:41
MooDoo_morning all06:43
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jussi01morning mapps06:44
jussi01and failed tab complete....06:44
jussi01meant for MooDoo :)06:45
MooDooDon't worry today is a #fail for me as well :D06:45
jussi01MooDoo: actually, Im feeling very positive about today :)06:46
MooDooyay :D06:47
jussi01MooDoo: I made myself a very yummy smoothie - its a rocking way to start the day06:47
MooDooJust enabled locally integrated menus on my laptop :) 14.04 is shaping up to rock.06:49
mappshey jussi01  whats up dude06:50
mappsoh jussi01  didnt even mean to say hi to me06:50
mappssheesh06:50
mapps;p06:50
jussi01mapps: Im having a good enough day that I pinged you twice :D06:50
mapps=]06:50
jussi01mapps: I had said hi before!06:50
mappsah yea06:50
mappslol06:50
jussi01hehe06:50
mappspinged me? why:)06:50
jussi01(the 2x hi...)06:51
mappsoh lol06:51
mappsthought you meant a ping cmd;p06:51
mapps;]06:51
jussi01haha06:53
mapps14.04 isnt out? what is this a test rls?06:53
jussi01who what?06:54
mapps14.04 release06:55
MooDoo14.04 isn't released until april, it's not even alpha yet I don't think06:59
mappsyea06:59
MooDooworks fine at the moment though for me06:59
mappsthought someone said they did dist upgrde to 14.0407:00
mappsu on 14.04?07:00
MooDooyeah i did07:00
MooDoowent from 12.04 to 14.04 LTS07:00
mappswhat is it then if not an alpha ..a dev build youre on?07:00
MooDoowell you just update-managed -d to upgrade it :)07:01
MooDooupdate-manager07:01
jussi01mapps: its alpha2 already07:01
MooDooah I stand corrected07:01
jussi01mapps: I have it on one machine07:02
mappsso youre on alpha2 MooDoo ? lts?:P its an alpha07:02
mapps:P07:02
mappshehe07:02
jussi01sudo do-release-upgrade -d07:02
MooDooah yes alpha 2 my mistake, any whoo runs ok at the moment :D07:02
mappsyea07:02
mapps14.04 gonna be lts?07:02
MooDooyes07:03
jussi01Kubuntu is running fine also07:03
MooDoohttps://wiki.ubuntu.com/Releases07:03
jussi01the devel releases have been _much_ better since they brought in a whole bunch more testing07:03
MooDooand now they have put the menus in the window title bar which is nice07:03
mappskubuntu what rls07:04
jussi01we pretty much now just have ubuntu as a rolling release, with milestone "stable" releases07:04
jussi01mapps: 14.04 and 13.1007:04
jussi0114.04 on the home lappy, 13.10 on the work machine07:04
mappsu have 14/.04 and 13.10 for kubuntu|?07:04
mappsaha07:04
mappswhat u using atm o this machine07:04
jussi01Im at work now07:05
mappsaha07:05
MooDoowindows 7 at work :(07:06
mapps=[07:06
MooDoohttps://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbuntuGlobalJam07:08
MooDooany one up for a google+ hangout on the saturday evening of the global jam?07:09
mappsive never used google+07:09
mappsis it worth me trying 14.04 MooDoo  im on 13.10?07:09
MooDoomapps: depends, remember 14.04 is only alpha and prone to break every time you dist-upgrade, although it's not for me yet.  So entirely up to you.  if it's a stable machine you're using now, then no.  If you want to play and bug test and don't mind your machine crashing every two mins then go for it.07:10
mappshow many machines u use?07:11
MooDoomapps: I'm nuts so I've just got the one laptop at home, and I don't mind re-installing my OS every two mins if things break besides I dual boot with windows 8 so no great loss if I need to re-install ubuntu.07:12
MooDooNot had to yet though :D07:12
MooDooIf you're unsure don't bother, it'll be out in a few months any way :D07:12
mappsonly one laptop?! no desktop/server?! !!07:14
mappsand it must be a new laptop running windows8 ..what you do with your old ones..shouldnt chuck anything away07:14
MooDoomapps: ok I've got a VPS, which I'm talking to you from now, and a windows 7 server in my garage, but that's it.  I do have a 1u server waiting for memory and hdd's but can't afford the kit yet.  I'll vmware that baby07:15
mappswhat did you do with your old machines? as a windows8 laptop must be new!07:15
MartijnVdSMooDoo: vmware.. or virt-manager/libvirt/kvm? :)07:15
MooDoomapps: the old laptop was broke so I chucked it.07:16
mapps=[07:16
MooDoomapps: I like vmware, never played with virt-manager, I could look into it I suppose :D07:16
MartijnVdSMooDoo: no, I mean, use kvm + virt-manager etc, instead of buying vmware and using that07:16
MooDooMartijnVdS: Damn you forcing me into looking at cool stuff :)07:16
MooDooMartijnVdS: buying?  vmware esx is free isn't it still?07:17
MartijnVdSMooDoo: but still, it's not built into the kernel, is it?07:17
MartijnVdS"VMware ESXi is a smaller footprint version of ESX that does not include the ESX Service Console. It is available without the need to purchase a vCenter license as a free download from VMware with some features disabled."07:18
MooDooMartijnVdS: nope, then again I might just sell the 1u and get a couple of cheap desktops and look into playing with cloud software, liking the sound of juju :D07:18
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MooDoolol it's taken me all this time to realised the debian release code names were pixar related .. doh!!!07:25
MartijnVdSMooDoo: wow.. you didn't know?!07:25
MooDooMartijnVdS: such a looser I know07:26
MooDoonext you'll be telling me the ubuntu ones were animals.07:26
MartijnVdSwhat's Fedora's theme thouhg07:28
MooDoothe new name must have a relationship to the last name07:30
MooDoohttps://fedoraproject.org/wiki/History_of_Fedora_release_names07:31
MartijnVdS"beefy miracle" wut07:31
MooDoolol that was a fun one07:31
MartijnVdSit sounds.. 18+07:32
MooDooMartijnVdS: it's logo - http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-V0jXwSQrxVU/T9vJREtUg4I/AAAAAAAAAk8/NjF7EjyEFgs/s1600/fedora17-beefy-miracle-500x253.jpg07:32
jussisperical cow was awesomely named :D07:33
jussispherical*07:34
MartijnVdSweirdos :)07:39
MooDoolol07:39
knightwisemorning everyone07:53
MooDoomorning07:55
jussio/08:00
SuperMattsup dudes?08:11
jussimorning SuperMatt08:12
SuperMatty'all right?08:13
diploMorning all08:15
* jussi is having a good day :)08:17
SuperMatthuzzah!08:17
* SuperMatt is simply interested to see how this day goes08:18
SuperMattI have a full day on tickets after a month of being here08:18
jussiMartijnVdS: Jono got dressed up for Beefy miracle: http://farm7.staticflickr.com/6224/6317631242_b3dfdb4b57_o.jpg08:19
MooDoomorning morning08:19
SuperMattD:08:19
SuperMattit's too early for that sort of thign08:19
MooDoojussi: wow blast from the past08:19
SuperMattwhy do you do this to us?08:19
jussihaha08:19
MooDooI've have to reschedule my MS exam booooo08:19
jussiMooDoo: aaaaawwww08:19
jussi:P08:19
SuperMattdelaying the pain? I feel sorry for you :(08:19
MooDooSuperMatt: april now :(08:20
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bigcalmGood morning peeps :)08:51
nigelbHello bigcalm08:52
MooDoomorning morning08:54
czajkowskialoha09:08
MooDoohello czajkowski :)09:10
* jussi waves to czajkowski09:11
daubersMorning all09:19
MartijnVdS\o09:19
bigcalmLooking at my bank account online, there is a payment to PayPal for 92p but there's no corresponding activity on my PayPal account. I wonder what's going on?09:20
diplobigcalm: Isn't that a test thing to check account? Used to be 10-12p or something ? I'd raise a question with them09:22
MartijnVdSit was €0,01/€0,02 here09:22
MartijnVdSand they deposited that in my account!09:22
diploMartijnVdS has a better memory than me.. I just remember a charge :)09:23
MartijnVdSdiplo: I just searched my online bank thing for the first mention of 'paypal'09:24
MartijnVdS.. and it had enough logs to show me that authorization :)09:24
diplo:)09:24
brobostigongood morning boys and girls.09:26
MooDoomorning09:32
brobostigonmorning MooDoo09:34
JamesTaitGood morning all; happy Friday, and happy International Mother Language Day! :-D09:37
MartijnVdSJamesTait: Ook goeiemorgen! :)09:39
JamesTaitMartijnVdS, baie dankie!09:40
JamesTait(Sorry, I'm attempting to utilise what little Afrikaans I kind of know, so I might be way off)09:40
brobostigonguten morgen JamesTait09:41
JamesTaitAuch du, brobostigon. :)09:41
brobostigondu auch :)09:41
JamesTaitI was always hopeless at German. ;)09:42
brobostigonliving in germany for around ten years as a child when my dad worked there, did help.09:42
jussiHyvää Huomenta kaikkille :)09:45
JamesTaitI found the same living in London for three years - helped me to make sense of those strange sounds the people down south make. ;)09:45
jussieven though my mother language is 'strayan....09:45
JamesTaitjussi, bless you!09:45
JamesTaitOr is that one you need a cream for?09:46
jussilol09:46
JamesTaitIt looks painful, whatever it is. :-P09:46
MartijnVdShow do you pronounce that?09:46
MartijnVdSit looks almost as hard to pronounce as Welsh09:47
JamesTaitSteady on!09:47
JamesTaitIt looks as much like someone just mashed the keyboard as Welsh though.09:48
MartijnVdSJamesTait: Proper keyboards don't have ä in an easily mashable position though09:48
JamesTaitMartijnVdS, maybe you're not mashing correctly. :-P09:49
daubersYou people and your weird characters09:49
jussiso09:49
jussiwho-vää (a with umlaut is like a in apple) who-oh-men-ta kaik-ki-leh09:51
MartijnVdSbut how do you pronounce two umlauted letters in a row?!09:51
MartijnVdSjust longer?09:52
jussiyes09:52
MartijnVdSjussi: https://www.facebook.com/vandeStreekBier/photos/a.451423728273961.1073741825.417406958342305/608163202600012/?type=1&theater09:52
JamesTaitIs kaik like cake, or like kike?09:53
jussikike09:53
MartijnVdSjussi: one of my brewing brothers is in Tampere (I think) atm :)09:53
jussi:D09:53
bigcalmOoo, Linux Voice just popped through my letter box09:54
popey\o/ Linux Voice arrived10:25
jussipopey: seems to be a common theme :D10:25
SuperMattlinux voice?10:25
popeyhttp://www.indiegogo.com/projects/linux-voice10:26
SuperMatth cool10:27
SuperMattoh10:27
bigcalmoh, it's magic10:27
SuperMatt¬.¬10:28
bigcalm:P10:30
MartijnVdStop10:31
foobarrylinux voice sounds like some political pressure group10:33
bigcalmTop left of the cover "Stop President Obama from reading your emails" - it's political already10:34
foobarryLOL10:35
foobarrylittle bit sensationalist10:35
foobarryi don't think barry obama has the time to personally read my mail10:35
bigcalmAccording to Ars Technica, "Ubuntu desktop moving application menus back into application windows". I had just got used to the global menu system10:35
foobarryglobal menu was a major reason in me going away10:36
kvarleyBut offtopic but are there any webdevs here?10:36
dwatkinsbut yes10:36
TheOpenSourcererthe global menu is a total PITA on a big screen - I'm forever moving the mouse miles to get to the menu. So glad in-app menus are coming back. :-D10:36
popeybigcalm: you can still use it10:37
popeyits optional10:37
TheOpenSourcererkvarley: Kind of10:37
kvarleyI have an issue solely with Firefox 27 and up. MJPEG <img>s aren't working. They either load the first frame or the first second then stop working. If switch the tag to <iframe> they work. In Firefox 26 the site works perfectly tho. Ideas?10:38
TheOpenSourcererSorry nope. Never heard of MJPEG until now ;-)10:39
kvarleyHaha no worries thanks anyway TheOpenSourcerer10:40
TheOpenSourcererHelpful? http://stackoverflow.com/questions/5269376/cross-browser-solution-for-displaying-mjpeg-stream10:42
kvarleyTheOpenSourcerer: The original system used cambozola. I want to avoid it. No need for plugins it's 2014!! haha10:42
TheOpenSourcererlol10:43
MartijnVdSkvarley: just stream plain H.264 using <video> elements ;)10:43
MartijnVdSkvarley: maybe <video> does MJPEG too?10:43
kvarleyTheOpenSourcerer: Annoyingly I NEED Firefox to work because it's the only browser that lets me change the max persistent http connections per server10:43
MartijnVdSkvarley: why do you need so many though?10:44
kvarleyMartijnVdS: It's a CCTV system. 1 stream per camera10:44
MartijnVdSkvarley: ah.. I've had lots of problems with keeping the connections going with that10:45
MartijnVdSkvarley: for more than 10 minutes10:45
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kvarleyAnybody know if SPDY still limits max persistent connections?11:01
kvarleyReading online I get the impression it shoves many streams down one pipe essentially11:02
jmorgan_ /join difftunes12:05
bigcalmIs that were the output of diff is auto-tuned?12:09
MartijnVdSbigcalm: diff foo bar > /dev/audio12:14
bigcalmMartijnVdS: Just the sound of madness12:16
MartijnVdSbigcalm: One Step Beyond!12:16
bigcalmI used to SSH into a friends' machine and cat something from /boot to friends' /dev/audio12:17
MartijnVdSbigcalm: alarm clock style?12:17
bigcalmNa, just to be a dick :P12:17
MooDoomadness madness brings you nothing but gladness, buy a sekonda, it'll bring you nothing but gladness12:18
xnox_Need to get 1,471 MB of archives.12:18
* MooDoo wonders if people are to young to remember that12:18
xnox_i love the FF rush of uploads.12:18
bigcalmA rush of uploads to the head12:37
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diploAnyone here do much in the way of infosec ? Or actually not really needing that..12:45
diploBasically recently we've had a few customers servers connected to via weak passwords and irc bot/servers installed on them12:46
diploRunning very old versions of distros, I'm trying to find out responsibility on this point, I read a document about it a little while ago that as we offer the service we are responsible, even though customers refuse to let us upgrade12:47
diploWondering if anyone knows of any write ups about it so I can read and pass around, failing on my searches atm12:47
MartijnVdSdiplo: I think it depends on what was communicated between you and customer about upgrading and (password) security12:48
MartijnVdSdiplo: if you warned them that the software was old, and insecure, I'd guess it's their problem12:48
diploWe ( as a software company ) offer services like Firewall boxes and sysadmin stuff for customers, the guys who do it aren't that knowledgeable, I've found these things without anyone noticing it12:49
diplo:/12:49
diploI read something that basically countered that MartijnVdS, but for the life of me I can't find it.12:50
MartijnVdSdiplo: ouch!12:50
diploI've told my bosses in a meeting last week that what we offer is appalling and not secure and they really ought to find out if they are liable, guess what.. they asked me to :/12:51
diploI'm a software guy in the company supposedly12:51
MartijnVdSphp? ;)12:54
brobostigonstar trek, undiscovered country, film4 13:50, :)12:54
MartijnVdSbrobostigon: Shakespearen Klingons?12:54
brobostigonoh yes, :)12:54
diplophp/simple ( our own language :( ) python/perl/c/c++12:54
MartijnVdSdiplo: sometimes, bosses only (want to) listen to an outside consultant.12:55
MartijnVdSdiplo: maybe get one to do a security audit of your system/software (NDAs in place etc. of course)12:55
diploBut if anything goes wrong, basically I have to fix it as the guys who work here know what they know and not much more12:55
MartijnVdSdiplo: ugh..12:56
MooDoodiplo: ffs sack them and get people in that know, you can't be held responsible for everything, are you a manager as you should be doing that stuff12:56
diploWell one of our customers had a PCI compliancy test, we're not pci compliant anyhoo so not sure why they had it, but it showed a fair few failings12:56
MartijnVdSdiplo: well, if that doesn't get them moving, nothing will12:56
diploMooDoo: Small company, most people been there 10-25 years ( this code was written in assembly before )12:56
MooDoodiplo: ah that explains it....12:57
diploThat's why I wanted to try and find some good docs to send12:57
MartijnVdSdiplo: at least set up proper firewalls (including some detection of repeated attempts at bad stuff, like fail2ban)12:57
diploAt least I've felt like I've done my part12:57
diployeah, anything I've setup does.12:57
diploWe run SMEServer, I hadn't heard of it before joining12:58
MartijnVdSproper release plans, including deprecation of old versions?12:58
MooDooMartijnVdS: looks like there are more - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-26287517 :)12:58
diploBut it's based on centos4 ( eol )12:58
MartijnVdSMooDoo: good thing I run openwrt :)12:58
MartijnVdSMooDoo: though I did have to patch my NAS..12:58
diplohah, MartijnVdS that's where I want to get to! I think we need a fulltime sysadmin for all customer sites but not getting that through to them12:59
MooDoo:) I never got round to attatching my hdd to the router, glad I didn't lol12:59
jussiRamen noodles just hit the spot sometimes...12:59
MooDoojussi: ooo yeah we have a wagamammas here and I love chicken ramen13:00
jussiespecially when they arent the cheapest crappy ones, but the ones that include some sort of "paste" garlic, chilli etc.13:00
MartijnVdSjussi: you know "ramen" is just the Dutch word for "windows", right? ;)13:00
jussiMartijnVdS: heh13:00
dwatkinsSo if you combine Windows ME, Windows CE and Windows NT in the Netherlands, you get ramen cement...13:20
MartijnVdSdwatkins: you might :)13:26
dwatkinsI was looking into Tor the other week, it has a bootable ISO which presents a linux environment that looks very much like Windows XP.13:27
dwatkinsin case you want to hide the fact you're running linux13:27
MooDoowindows rocks...[/troll mode off]13:39
MartijnVdSMooDoo: have you ever *tried* throwing rocks at windows? ;)13:40
MooDooMartijnVdS: no, I just multiboot rocks at windows when I get fed up with ubuntu lol13:40
MartijnVdSMooDoo: then you see Win8, and you quickly reboot into Ubuntu again? ;)13:41
MartijnVdS(because of its sanity, of course)13:41
MooDooMartijnVdS: lol actually I quite like 8.1 :D13:41
MartijnVdSit's good enough to run games on.. and probably web browsers/office stuff as well13:42
MartijnVdSbut I couldn't code on it13:42
foobarryi hate vmware grrrrr13:42
MooDooMartijnVdS: I like visual studio13:43
foobarryspent all day trying to get some vds working13:43
MartijnVdSMooDoo: I prefer vim :)13:43
MartijnVdSfoobarry: if you run vmware illegally, is it "vmwarez"?13:43
foobarryfinal step, everything got destroyed13:43
foobarrylolz13:43
MooDooMartijnVdS: you can't get vmware illegally lol it's free :p13:44
MartijnVdSMooDoo: there must be some way to break their T&Cs13:45
foobarryvsphere isn't free13:45
shaunothey have paid versions too.  fusion & workstation aren't free13:45
MooDooMartijnVdS: I don't know coz for vmware esx/vsphere you actually need a license13:45
MooDooi was referring to esxi which is :)13:45
foobarrywell its all shagged13:46
foobarryi have 3 hrs to fix13:46
MooDoolol oops13:46
shaunohm; someone, somewhere must have a 3hr version of the countdown tune13:46
MartijnVdSor a 3 hour drumroll13:47
dwatkinsfoobarry: at least having already done it, this process should be faster13:47
foobarryno13:47
dwatkinsoh, bah13:47
MooDooyou could use this 10 min one a few times on repeat - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V3-OgjtSJQ13:47
foobarryseting up a distributed switch requires runes and chanting13:47
MartijnVdS\o/ openvswitch13:48
dwatkinsI think I'd rather listen to 10 hours of Nyan Cat.13:49
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daubersdwatkins: But to some people that's purest pleasure!13:50
MartijnVdSdaubers: yes but those people are out on the far end of the bell curve13:50
dauberss/bell/hell/13:50
daubersfixed that for you :)13:51
MooDoocheck this one out then :) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ktbhw0v186Q13:52
MartijnVdSMooDoo: a night at the roxbury!13:53
MooDoolol13:53
MartijnVdSMooDoo: that's what that's from - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120770/13:53
MooDooyeah I know :D  just smiled13:53
dwatkinsdaubers: yeah, some people are twisted ;)13:57
dwatkinsThis is my theme for the day: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6Sxv-sUYtM - Happy, by Pharrell Williams13:57
daubersI'm qui9te happy listening to the Mirrors Edge soundtrack14:07
dwatkinsneat14:07
foobarry2hrs 30....no progress :(14:09
dwatkinswhat caused the disaster, foobarry?14:09
dwatkinsis it something you could recover the data from somehow?14:09
foobarryeverything resides in vcenter server14:09
foobarrywhen u set it up , the last step is to migrate the vecenter to the new distrobuited switch you creaated14:10
foobarrybut if it goes wrong, the esxi hosts get screwed14:10
foobarryand the mutant vecnter server is managing them but can't start14:10
dwatkinsI'm guessing you don't have a backup from that point in time, though.14:11
foobarryno, its not a backupable thing14:11
dwatkinsah ok, some articles on their site suggest you could do a database restore etc.14:12
xnox_Laney: ouch..... that was bad shot.... GB cleared their own stones out of the house.....14:12
foobarryi wasn't at that stage14:12
dwatkins:(14:12
foobarrymeanwhile i have someone sitting next to me who hasn't moved a muscle in 3 hours14:13
MartijnVdSis he pining for the fjords?14:13
foobarrypinig for p4514:17
dwatkinsI worked with someone once who stopped working when there was a threat of redundancies, in the hope he would get laid-off. I think he failed in his attempts, though.14:22
foobarrykinda stressful as i've been working my tits off for the last 2 months14:26
dwatkinsyeah, that sucks14:37
dwatkinsthat it's all having to be re-done, that is14:37
bigcalmDue to buying the recent HIB, I have a spare copy of Antichamber for a good home (you need to be on steam)14:38
MartijnVdSI already have SuperMatt's copy14:39
MooDoobigcalm: if you're giving it away, I'll have it :D14:41
SuperMattMartijnVdS: you forgot to add "because SuperMatt is awesome"14:41
bigcalmMooDoo: are you on steam?14:42
MooDoobigcalm: yes I'm just trying to login to get my id or what ever you need.14:42
MartijnVdSSuperMatt: what's your SUper Hexagon record? ;)14:43
SuperMattI haven't played yet14:43
SuperMattmy schedule is normally extremely rammed14:44
MooDoobigcalm: THANKS :)14:44
dwatkinsI still havn't played Banished having bought it on the day it was out (18th)14:45
andycDoes anyone here mount home over a network?  I do this but have occasional problems when something goes wrong with my file server, making my machine grind to a halt as my /home has dissappeared.  Is there a reliable way to do this?14:45
MartijnVdSandyc: yes, don't make the file server disappear ;)14:45
andyc:P14:45
dwatkinsyou could mirror it instead, I suppose14:45
MartijnVdSI've switched back to local /home with backups14:45
andycMartijnVdS, This is what I was going to do actually14:46
TheOpenSourcererHmm, first read that as "Does anyone here mount over a home network"... Ooops :-(14:46
bigcalmMooDoo: most welcome14:46
andycDo you keep pictures/videos/etc separate and mount those in your home?14:47
MartijnVdSno14:49
MartijnVdSI mount them in /mnt/videos14:49
MartijnVdSetc.14:49
andycOK thanks, I do that too at the moment but symlink them to /home/$/Videos.  It's not really working out14:50
MartijnVdSwhy not?14:52
MartijnVdSalso, which network file system do you use?14:52
MartijnVdScifs? nfs? something else?14:52
andycsshfs or nfs usually14:52
MartijnVdSsshfs lacks operations that some programs *need* to function, also, a lot slower than nfs ;)14:53
andycinteresting I didn't know that14:53
dwatkinsyou could also use iscsi or aoe, which might be faster (since it just passes the disk's own communication straight across the network without additional layers such as security)15:02
MartijnVdSdwatkins: iscsi + ipsec!15:03
dwatkinssounds like a combination full of win, MartijnVdS15:03
dwatkinsgrep -R is my friend15:06
andyccool thanks for the suggestions.  I'll likely be reinstalling all machines come 14.04 time so will look in to it15:06
andycgetting a couple of hdds for the server soon so just planning how I'm going to organise it all15:08
diploAnyone know much about php cli in here?15:52
MartijnVdSdiplo: I know to avoid it ;)15:52
MartijnVdSdiplo: what do you want to know?15:52
diploI've got a ph cli prog that calls soap15:52
diploWorks fine everywhere apart from my new vps15:52
diploRuns and quits, no errors in any logs15:53
diplobut doesn't do anything15:53
diplojust goes back to the prompt15:53
diploCan't work out how to debug it :/15:53
diploNothing has been written to any log files at all, soap defo working ok as I have a page that calls the same thing but in a web page and displays correctly15:54
diploSo ruling out soap library issue15:54
diploAh, think I have it!16:02
diplo:)16:02
bigcalmWoo, Nationwide be numpties: I'm sorry to hear you're still unable to view your Nationwide <$_PLACEHOLDER:name=insert,description=insert,values=,type=text_$> account online. I've forwarded your message to our Technology department who will investigate this further; your Incident Reference is <$_PLACEHOLDER:name=insert,description=insert,values=,type=text_$>, please quote this in any communications.16:03
dwatkinscan you reply with "Thanks $GENERIC_MAILMERGE_APPLICATION"?16:08
diploAnd fixed!16:09
dwatkinswhat was it, diplo?16:09
dwatkinsmagic...16:09
diploUmm, me16:12
diploWell partially16:12
diploSo I basically loop through a db of products looking for a certain type of code, if it exists we do a soap call to grab info for it16:12
diploWell someone upgraded the server, and I hadn't committed the changes to the code that the program calls into our trunk, I've been building it manually.. noone told me it had been upgraded16:13
diploSo basically the info it was looking for wasn't there..16:13
diploJust set myself a case to say, 'No info here dumb***" or something just so it reminds me if something similar happens again16:13
dwatkinsgroovy16:16
dwatkinsfun with version mismatches16:16
diploYeah, I've coded rounded the issues we have, but hadn't committed changes till about 2 hours ago16:18
diploWas upgraded yesterday16:18
daftykinshttps://www.dropbox.com/s/rare8nxoi3rpyb4/comparison.png17:03
daftykinstelco called this morning to say some form of issue was identified in the exchange - thus i am now on a 'new route', seems he didn't understand well enough to tell me exactly17:03
daftykinsso my downstream SNR is back up and full rate restored :D17:04
dwatkinsthey didn't understand signal-to-noise? What kind of technician were they? ;)17:06
mappshello17:09
daftykinsdwatkins: well no he just didn't explain what was changed in any technical form17:14
dwatkinsdaftykins: fair enough, I suppose - probably just got their callcentre to make a bunch of calls to everyone who logged an issue17:38
mappsurgh17:38
mappssaving moneys hard17:38
dwatkinsare you?17:38
mappsneed to yea17:38
mappselse il never get enough of a deposit together17:39
MartijnVdSDoes anyone remember what the problem was with supporting Via C3 CPUs?17:58
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MartijnVdSWas it just PAE, or also something else? (some compiler flag)17:58
MartijnVdSah CMOV, that's it17:58
MartijnVdSbut I have that flag.. hmm17:59
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maps|wrkhello19:17
MartijnVdSevening19:27
maps|wrkup to much? what was all that virtualisation stuff you were talking of earlier not vmware something else19:28
MartijnVdSkvm?19:29
MartijnVdS+ virt-manager ?19:29
maps|wrktyhat could be it but also mention lib something19:29
MartijnVdSlibvirt-bin19:31
MartijnVdS(the stuff that virt-manager talks to)19:31
maps|wrkaha19:31
maps|wrkand kvm comes in where19:31
MartijnVdSlibvirt can manage all kinds of virtualization methods19:32
MartijnVdSkvm being one of the best integrated ones19:32
maps|wrkaha19:32
MartijnVdSand you can use virt-manager to create VMs etc19:32
maps|wrknot entirtely sure on kvm i remember reading up a tiny bit about it19:32
MartijnVdSmaps|wrk: do you know qemu?19:33
maps|wrknop heard of but nothing more..why19:33
maps|wrkkvm and qemu is different to a normal vmware/vbox virtualisation?19:33
MartijnVdSwell, KVM is a kernel module to do virtualization, and it's most often used using a special qemu :)19:34
MartijnVdSqemu can also *emulate* instead of virtualize19:34
maps|wrkwhen you say kernel so u dont boot into an os to run a virtual?19:34
MooDooevening all19:34
MartijnVdSyou boot Ubuntu, then it starts libvirt which starts VMs running on that Ubuntu machine19:34
MartijnVdSso similar to virtualbox19:35
MartijnVdSbut Free and less crappy ;)19:35
maps|wrkaha19:35
maps|wrkand thats kvm?19:35
maps|wrkso where does qemu come in if kvm can do it all19:35
MartijnVdSwhat most people mean when they say "kvm" is that, yes.19:35
MartijnVdSmaps|wrk: you use the "kvm" kernel parts with a special "qemu" binary19:36
MartijnVdSthat does not emulate (like it normally would), but that hands over control to kvm instead19:36
MooDoois it sad I look forward to my daily apt-get dist-upgrade?19:36
MartijnVdShttp://www.linux-kvm.org/page/FAQ19:36
maps|wrkaha19:36
maps|wrkdaily?:P19:37
MooDoomaps|wrk: yeah daily :D19:37
MartijnVdStrusty -> daily upgrade19:37
MartijnVdSMooDoo: it's not sad :)19:37
MooDoo:S19:37
MooDoo:D19:37
daftykinsMooDoo: are you a gambling man? :D19:39
MartijnVdSdaftykins: for the last 3-4 releases, the "unstable" one has been surprisingly good19:39
MooDoodaftykins: when it comes to ubuntu yup indeedy, dist-upgrade and it's 50/50 if it'll boot again or not lol19:39
daftykins:D19:40
maps|wrklol19:40
maps|wrkso i shiuldnt do a dist-upgrade remotely now19:41
maps|wrkelse i may lose my irc;p19:41
MooDoowell mine is fine :D then again i've not rebooted since doing it lol19:41
maps|wrkhmm ok chrome just crashed says crashed send error report etc on my work machine19:43
maps|wrkso i ignored it and dragged the error box to the corner and everything seems to be ok:)19:44
maps|wrkanyone evr extended/boosted their wireless signal?20:38
maps|wrkmost products im looking at dont seem to give a range20:38
foobarrynotices opensourcerer's name on http://standards.data.gov.uk/proposal/sharing-collaborating-government-documents20:46
maps|wrkcontempt:  having internet problems?:<20:52
ilinuxHi20:52
MartijnVdSmaps|wrk: "If you're having net problems I feel bad for you son, I have 99 problem but IP ain't one"20:53
maps|wrklol20:53
maps|wrkhi ilinux20:53
maps|wrk:)20:53
ilinuxthis empathy irc window is gonna take some getting used to lol20:54
ilinuxI choose the ilinux nick as I have a white Toshiba laptop that looks like a kmac wannabe20:55
ilinux*mac20:55
maps|wrkhaha20:58
maps|wrk:D20:58
maps|wrkwhat version you on ubuntu 13.10?20:59
ilinuxyeah21:00
ilinuxEmpathy just crashed :(21:00
maps|wrkaha21:01
maps|wrkim on xubuntu 13.10 what specs your laptop21:01
ilinuxdualcore pentium with 8gb ram21:03
ilinuxfunny thing is ubuntu is running much faster than xfce manjaro was21:03
maps|wrkhm21:04
maps|wrksurprising, xfce is meant to be lightweight21:04
maps|wrki like xfce :)21:04
ilinuxI think it's due to some of the tools I was using ubuntuone and some others maybe. Interestingly Ubuntu shows no startup apps21:05
ilinuxMy favorite DE is probably lxde21:06
ilinuxI loved lubuntu but haven't tried xubuntu for a few years. Is it good?21:09
maps|wrkhm yea ive used lubumtu21:10
maps|wrkhowcome youre using ubuntu now if you like lubuntu21:10
maps|wrkilike it ilinux  running it on an old dell desktop./.2gb ram dual core thing..it works fine but if i compile something big..wow it sounds like a plans taking off:D21:11
ilinuxI thought I'd give 13.10 a go.21:11
maps|wrkxubuntu 13.10:)21:12
ilinuxI don't hate unity or anything but I'll give it a tryout and maybe go with lubuntu or xubuntu21:12
ilinuxAh stuff it I might just give xubuntu a go in a minute lol21:13
maps|wrkso ubuntu doesnt use gnome anymore?21:15
ilinuxubuntu uses gnome21:16
ilinuxunity is built on gnome shell21:16
ilinuxisn't it?21:17
jpdsilinux: Nope.21:33
maps|wrkhello#23:03
diddledanmorning23:03
shaunoo/23:03
diddledanedward snowden tribute linux?23:04
* diddledan just listening to the linux voice podcast23:04
diddledanhttp://www.binaryemotions.com/snowden/23:05
maps|wrkhm how long is it?23:06
maps|wrkwhat you upto shauno  you're always here, ever sleep:P23:06
shaunoseems a tad pointless?23:06
diddledanjust over an hour23:06
shaunoI always sleep23:07
diddledanperl is unreadable by human minds. does that mean it's actually non-free? (question posed by the podcast)23:09
ali1234when was the ubuntu edge supposed to be released if it got funded?23:11
ali1234wasn't it about now?23:11
diddledanali1234: somewhen soon23:12
diddledanI don't recall the actual date23:12
maps|wrkwhat is edge23:12
maps|wrknote to self .. find out about pam tally :D23:13
ali1234http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ubuntu-edge23:13
maps|wrkbeing that pam tally was the cause of my sudo issues and pam_tally --reset fixed it all:D23:15
maps|wrkwatching 1st dates atm :D23:18
shaunoMay 2014 seems a bit silly for the delivery dates now.  especially since most the stuff they were promising still doesn't exist23:20
ali1234is that what they said?23:20
ali1234it doesn't really seem that unrealistic to me23:20
shaunothat's in the sidebar on the page you linked, at least23:21
ali1234so it is :)23:21
shaunoI'm not sure anyone's put that much ram in a phone yet?23:22
diddledanhttp://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/innovations/wp/2014/01/30/theres-a-giant-robot-directing-traffic-in-congo/23:22
shaunolast I heard apple were still the only ones with a 64bit phone23:22
maps|wrkhow much ram23:23
maps|wrkya think thats true atm23:23
shaunobut then the edge apparently had a 'desktop class' cpu hidden up its sleeve.  and a battery made out of unicorn farts to power it23:23
popeymeow23:23
ali1234quad core phones are quite common now, as is 2GB RAM and 64GB storage23:23
diddledanmmm, unicornmeat23:24
maps|wrkhow much ram is it talking about tho23:24
ali1234the edge was supposed to have 4GB23:24
diddledanc.f. http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e5a7/23:24
ali1234the galaxy S5 should be out soon and it's quite likely it will have better specs than the S4, which means at least 3GB ram and quad core23:27
maps|wrkah23:27
maps|wrkwhat about the i623:27
ali1234what is i6?23:27
maps|wrk64bit more memory, maybe thinner..maybe a saphire screen..that'd be cool23:28
maps|wrkiphone 6:D23:28
ali1234oh you mean iphone23:28
maps|wrkseptember it'll be out23:28
maps|wrkya23:28
ali1234well, iphone is not sold on specs23:28
ali1234so don't expect anything amazing, except maybe that hi res screen23:28
maps|wrkapple have apparently been buying up saphire production stuff ..and that stuff makes pretty tough displays23:28
maps|wrkid go for a tough display OVER anything else atm23:28
* hamitron would go for something that is sweat resistant :/23:29
maps|wrkah yea for sure..when i use my iphone if i take a call after the gym like uhh phone gets sweaty and then cant use any of the buttons23:30
maps|wrkbut a tougher screen would be so handy, atm its way too easy to break the screens imo23:30
ali1234i don't know how people do it personally23:30
maps|wrkbreak their screens?23:30
ali1234yes23:30
hamitronmy ngage died when I was working and sweat drowned it inside my pocket last summer23:31
hamitron:/23:31
ali1234now you're really siiiiiide-talkin'23:31
diddledana colleage managed to break two nexus7 displays shortly after each other23:31
maps|wrkuhh i dropped my i5 in the gym and the screen broke..dropped it onto a carpeted floor./mustve landed badly23:31
maps|wrktheyre quite fragile imo23:31
ali1234well i have no experience of iphones23:31
hamitronali1234, saved getting grease on the screen from my face ;)23:31
maps|wrklol replaced the nexus7 displauy then broke it again or 2 diff ones diddledan ?23:31
diddledanreplaced thefirst display and killed the second shortly after23:32
hamitronI dropped my nokia lumia 710 on my motorbike onto the road at 50-60mph23:32
hamitronand it lives23:32
hamitron;/23:32
maps|wrkyou went back to get it? musnt have been a really busy road i guess?23:33
hamitroncountry lane23:33
hamitron:)23:33
maps|wrkwell me personallly i think saphire displays would be ace23:33
ali1234nokia knows how to build stuff that doesn't beak23:33
hamitronI thought it had broken this week actually23:33
maps|wrkhttp://www.stuff.tv/apple/apple-iphone-6-and-iwatch-could-have-unscratchable-sapphire-screens/news23:33
hamitronI filled the memory and it lost data :/23:34
hamitronbut all working fine now23:34
diddledanwhat are we supposed to call nokia phones now they're wholly owned by not nokia?23:34
ali1234more importantly, who cares?23:34
hamitronI'm calling mine lumia, just to hide the MS link23:34
hamitron;/23:34
ali1234nobody is fooled23:34
* hamitron cries23:35
maps|wrkhttp://au.ibtimes.com/articles/539776/20140221/iphone-6-price-significantly-increases-due-sapphire.htm23:35
maps|wrkthats bad though23:35
maps|wrkprice increase..the  phones already cost a fortune sim free and off contract23:35
hamitronI just wish there was some other option to windows phones, that I liked23:35
maps|wrkwindows phones dont have enough apps iirc? developers dont bother with them droid and ios before windows?23:36
maps|wrkwhat do nokia phones run now? i thought i read Nokia were releasing a low budget android handset?23:36
hamitronwell, I've found enough apps to fill 8GB23:36
hamitron:/23:36
diddledanmaps|wrk: any androids that come out of nokia would have been planned before the microsoft takeover23:37
maps|wrkso what will new nokia handsets run23:37
diddledanwindows23:37
hamitronMS have pretty much bought their mobiles unit23:38
hamitronstill wish I could get a phone like a n900 that has a basic linux distro on it23:39
hamitron;)23:39
diddledaneven ubuntu touch is a weird locked-down beast23:39
hamitrona toy with control, no real apps needed, just.... a toy23:40
maps|wrkn900 had just linux23:40
maps|wrkisnt there some handsets that are made to a small number that run linux read some link ages ago23:40
maps|wrknoty a big manufacturer obv23:40
maps|wrkso windows mobile is it diddledan ?23:40
ali1234yeah, the firefox phone23:40
diddledanmaps|wrk: windows phone23:40
ali1234they were pretty rubbish23:41
hamitronit has to be decent specs ofc23:41
ali1234specs wise, they were bottom-end smartphones23:41
ali1234roughly equivalent to galaxy S1 iirc23:41
diddledanthe openmoko?23:41
hamitron200mhz+ cpu would do me, with 512MB memory23:41
hamitronbut a good screen23:41
hamitronand open source drivers23:41
hamitron:)23:41
ali1234you can't have a good screen and a 200mhz cpu23:41
ali1234it's not possible23:42
diddledanthe openmoko was low-end even back when it was released23:42
hamitronI only want 480x80023:42
hamitronor something23:42
ali1234drawing things on the screen takes work and when you double the resolution your quadruple the amount of work23:42
ali1234480x800 is what the N900 had23:42
hamitronthat is fine23:42
hamitron:)23:42
ali1234the N900 only had one crippling flaw and that is the resistive touchscreen23:43
maps|wrkthat could be the one diddledan23:43
hamitronali1234, supply is now the issue23:43
hamitronat the time, price was my main issue with it23:43
ali1234hamitron: not really, there are plenty of them still available23:43
maps|wrki like the idea of the firefox phone and eveything html5 no locked down eco system/walled garden -0 the phones are low spec BUT they also cost a fraction of say an i5/s423:43
hamitronali1234, just scared of getting a fake23:43
hamitron:/23:43
ali1234a fake??23:43
ali1234you can walk in to any cash converter type store and buy one23:44
hamitronI want new23:44
hamitron:/23:44
ali1234well, you won't get a new one23:44
hamitron99.8% of 2nd hand phones have shit on them23:44
hamitronas loads use them at the toilet23:44
ali1234literally?23:44
hamitron;)23:44
hamitronyeh23:44
ali1234nice23:44
ali1234get a second hand one and clean it23:44
hamitronclean it?23:45
hamitron:|23:45
ali1234it's actually relatively easy to disassemble23:45
ali1234anyway, you want to get a neo90023:45
hamitronare all the drivers open?23:45
ali1234hell no23:45
ali1234that isn't possible23:46
hamitronyeh :/23:46
ali1234unless you only want GSM 9600 bps23:46
ali1234http://neo900.org/23:46
hamitronjust looking23:46
hamitronnot actually heard of it tbh23:46
ali1234it's run by a very well known and trusted member of maemo and openmoko community23:47
ali1234so no worries about them running away with the money23:47
ali1234they might totally fail to deliver of course23:47
ali1234but they are capable of delivering, assuming nothing unexected happens23:48
hamitronthat is exactly what I want tbh23:48
hamitron:D23:48
ali1234not quite, it will still have the nasty reisstive touch screen23:48
hamitronwell, nearest I'll get23:48
maps|wrkwhats that23:49
hamitronsuppose I'll miss my live tiles23:49
hamitron;)23:49
maps|wrkreissitive?23:49
ali1234resistive touchscreen is the old type of touchscreen that is really innaccurate and needs a stylus23:50
ali1234and you have to press on it really hard23:50
maps|wrkah23:50
maps|wrkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9f347m914gY23:51
ali1234if you had a smartphone before iphone, it probably had a resistive screen23:51
maps|wrkwatching that - cant wait for august23:51
hamitronomg ali123423:52
hamitronthe price23:52
hamitron:/23:52
ali1234yes?23:52
ali1234well that's what a new N900 would cost you23:52
hamitron600 t 850 euro23:52
hamitronto*23:52
hamitronI've never paid more than £99 for a phone23:53
hamitron;)23:53
ali1234i've never paid anything for a phone23:53
hamitronmy statement stands for no contract23:53
hamitron:)23:53
ali1234i've never had a contract phone either23:54
maps|wrki was wondering what to do about my phone when i go abroad..dont really wanna take an iphone 5 incase i lose it or whatever - just take a crap old non smartphone?23:54
hamitronaha! someone as tight as me! \o/23:54
ali1234maps|wrk: that video should have ended with him going on a killing spree23:54
maps|wrklol23:54
maps|wrkwhy23:54
ali1234i dunno23:54
ali1234ever seen that film, american beauty?23:55
maps|wrkya23:55
ali1234video reminded me of that23:55
shaunodo you lose phones often?23:57
ali1234i've only ever lost one phone23:57
diddledanI don't think I've ever lost a phone23:58
ali1234it was a philips diga23:58
maps|wrkna i dont,..but id be in ibiza23:58
maps|wrkfigured could be easy to lose one23:59
shaunomy main worry taking a phone on holiday is that I'll end up using it.  and then have to take out a 2nd mortgage to pay for the data23:59

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