[00:03] <LjL-Calvino> yet you seem very much an idle one!
[00:04] <LjL-Calvino> bit hypocritical if you ask me
[00:15] <IdleOne> indeed
[02:22] <LjL> FYI: Please no longer try to contact me at the address ljl@ubuntu.com as I believe that address may shortly become inactive, as I have withdrawn my Ubuntu membership.
[03:51] <IdleOne> they left
[09:14] <Pricey> Are LjL's logs accurate?
[09:18] <ikonia> which logs ?
[09:22] <DJones> I assume per ljl's email to the irc mailing list
[09:23] <ikonia> ah, not read that,
[09:56] <bazhang> well I sure hope LJL ramens a part of the team, no matter his cloak status
[09:57] <bazhang> err remains
[10:02] <Pricey> bazhang: You believe this is still salvageable?
[10:08] <bazhang> "It's not exactly the Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald, is it?
[10:08] <bazhang> -"
[13:10] <LjL> Pricey: the one thing i removed from the logs was Pici mistyping a /window number
[13:11] <LjL> i had to carefully weigh factual accuracy against shaming someone due to their fat fingers, etc
[13:17] <Pricey> LjL: Poor AlanBell!
[14:01] <h00k> LjL: I hve no idea why I didn't just check that :|
[14:01] <h00k> re that bot.
[14:01] <LjL> h00k: i'm afraid i don't remember what you're talking about
[14:02]  * h00k grabs coffee
[14:02] <h00k> LjL: oh, finding out that bot
[14:02] <h00k> I herp'd, then I derp'd
[14:02] <LjL> h00k: oh the /clones stuff? i was just saying that you aren't going to have much luck with that when the bot's on a shell host :P
[14:02] <h00k> right ;)
[14:04] <h00k> LjL: I'm sorry to see you go as a memeber. Matthew Lyle said it well, "a little too little ubuntu"
[14:04] <h00k> I have't read the logs yet, I haven't even had my coffee
[14:04] <LjL> h00k: i would never want you to read them before having had it
[14:04] <h00k> and y'all send emails in the middle of the night USA time.
[14:05] <h00k> cause you're in the future and things
[14:05] <LjL> oh... it was very much the middle of the night EU time
[14:05] <LjL> 5:30am i believe
[14:05] <h00k> I guess it was only 22:30 here
[14:06]  * h00k shakes fist at no word-wrap
[14:07] <LjL> i word-wrapped manually!
[14:07] <LjL> oh, the pastebin?
[14:07] <LjL> you should be able to get a text-only version by clicking somewhere, and then it'd be word-wrapped as your editor/viewer is instructed to
[14:08] <Pricey> h00k: top right there's a "line-wrap" option
[14:09] <h00k> you guys are all so much smarter than me sometimes :[
[14:09] <LjL> sometimes, maybe
[14:09] <LjL> but none of the times that matter ;(
[14:13] <h00k> I am now a privatepaste.com master
[14:13] <h00k> I think coffee is done brewing now.
[14:19]  * phunyguy sips
[15:01] <genii> @comment 59768 Reviewed. Probably spam-bot found in multiple channels, not lifted.
[15:01] <genii> @comment 59767 Reviewed, not lifted.
[15:02] <genii> @duration 59768 60d
[15:02] <genii> @duration 59767 60d
[16:47] <genii> @comment 59931 Profanity for shock value.
[20:49] <tonyyarusso> h00k: It took me a while to notice the word wrap button too.
[22:48] <cprofitt> hello everyone
[22:48] <bazhang> hi
[22:49] <cprofitt> how are things going today bazhang
[22:49] <bazhang> not bad cprofitt , how about you
[22:50] <cprofitt> pretty good... was off sick today and yesterday
[22:51] <cprofitt> sinus infection
[22:53] <bazhang> garlic can help with that
[22:53] <cprofitt> they put me on antibiotics since it was causing me issues with my jaw
[22:54] <bazhang> ouch
[22:55] <h00k> cprofitt: not fun :/
[22:55] <h00k> garlic can help?
[22:56] <IdleOne> yes, you grind it up into a paste and rub it all over yourself (mostly the chest area)
[22:57] <IdleOne> also keeps ALL THE THINGS away
[22:57] <IdleOne> ;)
[22:58] <bazhang> finely chopped and added to soup/noodles
[22:58] <cprofitt> lol
[22:58] <cprofitt> IdleOne:
[22:58] <bazhang> pretty much forget everything the idle one said
[22:59] <IdleOne> bazhang: what i said can't hurt :(
[22:59] <cprofitt> h00k: yeah, it was not fun... I did not want to eat anything because it hurt so much to chew
[22:59] <cprofitt> doing better now though.
[22:59] <LjL-Calvino> IdleOne: it wouldn't keep me away ;(
[22:59] <IdleOne> LjL-Calvino: you're not one of the things though
[22:59] <IdleOne> you're a separate and more insidious type of thing
[22:59] <IdleOne> :)
[23:00] <IdleOne> also, why would anybody want to keep you away from them is a mystery to me
[23:01] <LjL-Calvino> IdleOne: i attract lightning
[23:04] <cprofitt> LjL-Calvino: how are you this evening? (or what time it is where you are)
[23:04] <cprofitt> IdleOne: you still biking?
[23:05] <LjL-Calvino> crappy
[23:05] <LjL-Calvino> but mostly in an "excessive amounts of time spent on the toilet" sense
[23:05] <cprofitt> sorry to hear that LjL-Calvino
[23:06] <cprofitt> LjL-Calvino: toilets are usually not fun... unless you are avoiding a teenager who wants you to buy them something
[23:06] <IdleOne> cprofitt: biking?
[23:07] <IdleOne> I haven't been on a bicycle in forever. I am going to be getting my motorcycle permit this spring/summer
[23:07] <cprofitt> IdleOne: I must have confused you with someone else... my apologies
[23:07] <IdleOne> no worries :)
[23:07] <cprofitt> cool to get your motorscyle permit
[23:08] <LjL-Calvino> the thing i like the most about motorcycles is how well-behaved their drivers tend to be in traffic
[23:08] <cprofitt> my wife will never let me ride one
[23:08] <cprofitt> LjL-Calvino: well... unless they are in mods... then bikers tend to be a bit out of hand
[23:08] <IdleOne> cprofitt: I have found that with a very limited set of things you want to do, you have to just do it. mortorcycles are one of those things IMHO
[23:09] <LjL-Calvino> cprofitt: oh i was being sarcastic actually. i hate most of them.
[23:09] <cprofitt> lol
[23:10] <LjL-Calvino> just the other day one of them decided it would be neat to try passing me, on the right, while i was turning left and basically touching the right sidewalk (since the lanes were narrow)
[23:10] <LjL-Calvino> when i complained that he was trying to get into an accident, he said i should "take my meds" (what irony!)
[23:10] <LjL-Calvino> and then run the red light
[23:11] <IdleOne> much like drivers of all sorts of vehicles there are always the bad drivers
[23:11] <LjL-Calvino> IdleOne: sure but that doesn't rule out there's a difference in average behavior
[23:11] <IdleOne> I suppose not
[23:12] <IdleOne> in my 20's I would probably be a lot like the driver you just described.
[23:12] <IdleOne> but I'm almost 40 now and my goal is not crazy speed. I just like the air in my face and want to cruise along happily
[23:13]  * cprofitt frowns
[23:13] <cprofitt> darn I feel old
[23:13] <cprofitt> I am almost 50 now
[23:13] <cprofitt> its been a bad year for that... I just feel old now
[23:13] <IdleOne> great time for you to get a nice cruiser
[23:14] <LjL-Calvino> IdleOne: well some of those drivers survive their 20s unscathed, others either kill themselves, kill someone else, or end up in jail (not for very long around here, sadly)
[23:15] <IdleOne> I can say with great pride that I have never killed myself or anyone else and I have also never been to jail.
[23:15] <IdleOne> I'm especially proud of not having killed myself
[23:16] <jbroome> keep the streak going!
[23:16] <LjL-Calvino> IdleOne: many fights picked?
[23:18] <IdleOne> LjL-Calvino: um, well not really.
 how do I get a girlfriend?
[23:19] <IdleOne> I've been in two real fist fights in my life.
[23:19] <IdleOne> bazhang: I don't know but if you figure it out let me know
[23:19] <chu> Me too
[23:19] <LjL-Calvino> IdleOne: well i guess fight here includes getting out of the car / off the bike and threatening or yelling
[23:19] <IdleOne> lol
[23:20] <k1l_> bazhang: <adwa> is  2>&1 > fuckyouubuntu.txt going to work
[23:20] <cprofitt> where is this adwa person?
[23:20] <k1l_> #ubuntu
[23:21] <IdleOne> LjL-Calvino: That did happen to me one time with a cab driver.
[23:21] <LjL-Calvino> IdleOne: oh i bet he started it, cab drivers are heinous
[23:21] <LjL-Calvino> bus drivers: YAY
[23:21] <LjL-Calvino> cab drivers: BOO
[23:21] <bazhang> k1l_, yeah, he's a real handful
[23:22] <IdleOne> not sure if he started it or me.
[23:22] <cprofitt> adwa: has someone dealt with him?
[23:23] <IdleOne> LjL-Calvino: I prefer to walk away (and appear the coward in some eyes) from a fight.
[23:23] <k1l_> cprofitt: he was asked to stop that stuff from a user and me. then eh left after you joined
[23:23] <LjL-Calvino> IdleOne: well if they let you...
[23:24] <IdleOne> LjL-Calvino: I have always been able to talk myself out of a physical confrontation and the two times I didn't I had no choice but to bring down the hammer of the gods :)
[23:25] <IdleOne> Dad thought me young that if I had to fight to make sure I was the one standing at the end.
[23:25] <LjL-Calvino> i never had the "let's punch each other until either is on the ground" kinda fight. i just sometimes threw things at people, or kicked their pride and walked away :P
[23:27] <cprofitt> k1l_: ok
[23:28] <chu> IdleOne's a big guy too, it'd be painful to try and fight him.
[23:29] <LjL-Calvino> chu: i think i told you that i'd rather be the wall and let big guys kick me and let their own strenght hurt their foot... *or* the smelly jelly they won't be able to get off their belly
[23:29] <IdleOne> I'm not actually that big. I would say I am average size. The trick to a fight is to hit first, hit most, hit last.
[23:30] <LjL-Calvino> i'd say the "hit last" is most important
[23:30] <LjL-Calvino> if you're actually going for the typical fight at least
[23:31] <cprofitt> I was more of a dodger and grapler
[23:31] <cprofitt> The last fight I had the guy knocked himself out
[23:31] <IdleOne> I also have no sense of pity. I have no problem kicking a guy while he is down and out.
[23:31] <IdleOne> lol cprofitt those are the best fights
[23:31] <cprofitt> he tried hitting me for over three minutes but I kept dodging and blocking him
[23:31] <cprofitt> he backed up and charged me... I stepped out of the way and he went head first in to a wall
[23:32] <cprofitt> not the brightest bulb, heh?
[23:32] <IdleOne> not after he hit the wall
[23:32] <chu> The last fight I had was about 8 guys verse me and I refused to fight back, etc
[23:33] <cprofitt> I doubt he was before
[23:33] <Jordan_U> chu: How did that end up working out?
[23:34] <LjL-Calvino> IdleOne: if i were to pick such a violent fight, and somehow managed to be on top, i'd probably keep kicking until the other person stopped even caring about the pain and stood up again and told me why they were defending their position in such a way
[23:35] <IdleOne> LjL-Calvino: um, that isn't how it works
[23:36] <chu> Jordan_U: I was about 17 and walking through a shady part of Canberra and there was a guy who was behind me, following me for a good 100m or so, we walked past an alley and his mates just jumped me.
[23:37] <chu> No serious injuries, just shaken up
[23:38] <Jordan_U> chu: Do you think that refusing to fight back led to you being less physically harmed?
[23:40] <chu> Yeah most likely - had I tried to fight back, I'm sure they would have got more into it.
[23:43] <IdleOne> in a case when you our outnumbered like that it is best to just comply
[23:43] <IdleOne> s/our/are/
[23:44] <LjL-Calvino> i complied to just one guy, unarmed, and smaller/younger than me ;(
[23:44] <Jordan_U> Or take out one of them in a dramatic enough manner to convince the others to reconsider :)
[23:45] <IdleOne> Jordan_U: That sometimes works, mostly for jacky chan.
[23:45] <chu> I'm pretty weak :p
[23:45] <chu> I reckon I'd have a hard time against a 15 year old
[23:45] <IdleOne> you underestimate yourself
[23:46] <IdleOne> Don't make me come there and let you beat me up to prove my point
[23:47] <chu> Hah, I'm very much a pacifist, so I would have refused to fight even if it was just one guy :)
[23:47] <LjL-Calvino> what if it was a cat
[23:47] <chu> A cat's not gonna fight me
[23:48] <LjL-Calvino> good for you. well, *i* for one know i'm not going to the battlefield unprepared tomorrow!
[23:48]  * Jordan_U likes play fighting with his cat.
[23:48] <LjL-Calvino> my hands still hurt from the tiny but bothersome infections. now it will learn LjL does not forget.
[23:49]  * Jordan_U wishes that his cat didn't have such sharp claws.
[23:49] <LjL-Calvino> this one only used its claws when i'd attempt to get my hand out of its mouth
[23:50] <chu> I have a massive British staffy I wrestle with almost every day, I have had some impressive bruises up my arms in the past.
[23:51] <LjL-Calvino> those dogs scare me a bit :(
[23:51] <LjL-Calvino> okay, a bit is an understatement
[23:52] <chu> He's one of the best behaved dogs I've ever met, and I have spent my whole life around dogs. It's amazing how he's been brought up.
[23:52] <LjL-Calvino> well of course they're all individuals
[23:53] <bazhang> "I'm rather fond of dogs"
[23:53] <chu> We have a keyword for him; when we say it, it's battle time, but otherwise he'll behave. If you even say "oi" to him during a battle, he'll stop.
[23:54] <LjL-Calvino> bazhang, don't be Asian about it!
[23:54] <bazhang> LjL-Calvino, thats MOnty Python!!1
[23:54] <chu> Bwahaha
[23:55] <LjL-Calvino> anyway i like dogs too with the right kind of topping sauce