[00:23] <diddledan> maps|wrk: kick yourself out again?
[00:26] <maps|wrk> nope am here
[00:26] <diddledan> you're "there", too :-p
[00:26] <diddledan> maps|wrk_:
[00:30] <maps|wrk> ah
[01:50] <maps|wrk> quiet as ever
[01:50] <maps|wrk> :)
[01:55] <maps|wrk> noone awake?
[02:00] <diddledan> o/
[02:04] <maps|wrk> what u upto
[02:04] <diddledan> not much
[02:05] <diddledan> I mean "jus' chillin', drinkin' a bud"
[02:05] <maps|wrk> ;D
[02:05] <diddledan> "true"
[02:06] <diddledan> I want moar things to make travis-ci test :-p
[02:16] <diddledan> php.net - initial page loads fine but clicking any links causes a download dialog. anyone seeing the same?
[02:18] <diddledan> some links load and other are download-black-holed
[02:18] <diddledan> seems intermittent
[02:18] <diddledan> same links sometimes work othertimes doesn't
[02:27] <maps|wrk> 2sec
[02:27] <maps|wrk> so php.net then any link?
[02:28] <maps|wrk> working fine here
[02:28] <diddledan> yeah, try a couple because sometimes it works and other times it doesn't for me
[02:28] <diddledan> like 1 in 4 tries actually loads the desired doc
[02:29] <maps|wrk> working fine here mate
[02:29] <diddledan> odd
[02:29] <diddledan> maybe my chrome is buggered and needs restarting
[02:35] <diddledan> brb
[02:42] <diddledan> and back
[02:46] <maps|wrk> da,m o, tired
[02:46] <maps|wrk> was just leaning back in my chair for 10mins with my eyes closed
[02:46] <maps|wrk> :D
[02:56] <maps|wrk> ;]
[02:56] <maps|wrk> hi diddledan
[02:57] <diddledan> ello :-)
[02:58] <maps|wrk> what happened to your net
[03:00] <diddledan> just rebooted
[03:02] <maps|wrk> argh ive gotta restart chrome
[03:02] <maps|wrk> stupid drm updated for 4od
[03:04] <maps|wrk_> just put first dares on
[03:04] <maps|wrk_> massively funny
[03:04] <maps|wrk_> bunch of odd balls and slags
[03:57] <maps|wrk_> hi dan
[03:58] <diddledan> silly unity done crashed
[03:58] <diddledan> had to restart lightdm from a console
[04:03] <maps|wrk_> ah
[04:03] <maps|wrk_> :(
[04:03] <maps|wrk_> so
[04:03] <maps|wrk_> shall i see if portsentry is picking up portscans yet?
[04:03] <maps|wrk_> hm
[04:04] <maps|wrk_> ive checked the config numerous times, done everything, cant see why it refuses to play ball!
[06:43] <MooDoo> morning all
[06:56] <map> morning mate
[07:26] <jussi> map: you lost some letters?
[07:42] <map> aha
[07:42] <map> yes
[07:42] <map> LD
[07:42] <map> :D
[07:43] <map> better jussi ?
[07:43] <mapps> :)
[07:43] <jussi> :D
[08:00] <mapps> timefor the americans e2
[08:07] <mapps> the americans is so good
[09:13] <JamesTait> Good morning all; happy White Chocolate Cheesecake Day! :-D
[09:13] <mapps> morning
[09:13] <mapps> cheesecake day?!
[09:13] <mapps> ugh cant stand cheesecake;p
[09:20] <TwistedLucidity> mapps: Top-tip, don't use Silton.
[09:21] <mapps> ive only ever had cheesecake a few times and..ugh hated it :D
[09:28] <jussi> cheesecake... OMNOMNOMNOM
[09:39] <JamesTait> mapps, I'll have yours. ;)
[09:49] <carldeantucker> join /#chef
[09:50] <carldeantucker> oops
[09:50] <MooDoo> oops :)
[09:57] <mapps> ;]
[10:01] <bigcalm> Good morning peeps :)
[10:39] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[10:50] <bashrc> persistent irssi.  \o/
[10:51] <MartijnVdS> hellos!
[10:51] <bashrc> I had set up the irssi daemon without problems, but had no idea how to actually access it
[10:52] <brobostigon> irssi doesnt have a deamon, it is an irc client, like any other, just cli insted of of gui.
[10:54] <Laney> it has a server mode
[10:54] <bashrc> right, but you can make a daemon which runs a persistent irssi session
[10:54] <bashrc> that way I can see previous entries written even before I logged in
[10:54] <Laney> you do /set irssiproxy_ports network1=port1 network2=port2 ... and then connect to them
[10:55] <brobostigon> Laney: so you use the /connect function inside irssi to connect to the other instance of irssi?
[10:55] <Laney> it's like a bouncer
[10:55] <Laney> so yeah
[10:56] <brobostigon> yes, byobu/tmux + irssi + bitlbee
[10:56] <bashrc> I'm just ssh-ing to the server and then run screen -r irssi
[10:56] <brobostigon> Laney: i shall have to research that, sounds interesting.
[10:57] <Laney> sounds like you're not referring to the proxy then
[10:58] <bashrc> http://majic.rs/book/initd-scripts/running-irssi-on-boot
[10:59] <Laney> mad
[11:00] <Laney> I've not felt the need to do that
[11:00] <diplo> I don't either
[11:00] <diplo> I just start byobu and then run irssi and reconnect to the session
[11:01] <diplo> The VPS it's on has been up for ages and if it's rebooted I just type irssi in a new byobu session, good enough for me :)
[11:01] <bashrc> whatever works
[11:01] <davmor2> Morning all
[11:04] <brobostigon> agreed, works well.
[11:04] <diddledan> morgan
[11:05] <brobostigon> gute morgen diddledan
[11:09] <bashrc> bonjour
[11:13] <ali1234> is anyone else massively shocked to see that the only people upset by the BBC3 thing are the people who rely on it to get on TV?
[11:13] <davmor2> bore da
[11:14] <bashrc> I don't think I've ever watched BBC3
[11:15] <MartijnVdS> I watched a Doctor Who rerun on it once
[11:15] <Dave2> It has some things I watch. But I think they're all from other sources.
[11:16] <Dave2> Oh, wait, no, Monkey Dust was good and was BBC Three originally
[11:17] <foobarry> the only stuff on bbc3 i usually watch on iplayer
[11:18] <popey> ahhh, monkeydust
[11:18] <popey> i recently got into P&R and Archer which I'm having a binge on
[11:35] <bigcalm> Dave2: http://doodle.com/h7qqfhfk5gcp86ts
[11:35] <Dave2> oh yeah, meant to do that last night
[11:35] <Dave2> remind me again tonight
[11:35] <bigcalm> :)
[11:35] <bigcalm> Doh
[12:14] <MooDoo> davmor2: arrrrrgh ;)
[12:16] <davmor2> MooDoo: I had the same experience when I saw your picture :D
[12:17] <MooDoo> lol
[12:31] <jussi> davmor2: very nice comeback there :D
[12:33] <diddledan> o_O
[12:38] <davmor2> diddledan, jussi: MooDoo issued a challenge to take a picture of yourself after posting one of himself, so I did :)
[12:39] <jussi> davmor2: where is said picture....?
[12:39] <jussi> and where is MooDoo's picture?
[12:39] <davmor2> jussi: Facebook
[12:40] <jussi> bah
[12:40] <jussi> boring
[12:41] <jussi> davmor2: Im only your friend on g+ methinks... Im HALF FRIENDED!!! :P
[12:42] <MooDoo> jussi: https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1389816667956547&set=a.1382444232027124.1073741829.100007846805553&type=1&theater
[12:43] <jussi> awww :D
[12:43] <jussi> MooDoo: that is one "who the **** made me do this" photo :P :P
[12:44] <MooDoo> lol
[12:44] <jussi> I feel burn marks in my SOUL from those eyes! :P
[12:45] <diplo> :P
[12:45] <MartijnVdS> jussi: you haven't seen lolpopey.jpg yet ;)
[12:46] <popey> uh
[12:46] <popey> no
[12:46] <popey> whats lolpopey.jpg
[12:46] <popey> ?
[12:46] <jussi> MartijnVdS: I dunno, cant remember.... but popey is scary whatever the photo, Im ok with him now (although I still have beachball nightmares)
[12:47] <popey> oh that one
[12:47] <MartijnVdS> popey: the one in the back of the bus in Sevilla :)
[12:47]  * MartijnVdS doesn't have a webserver to put it on atm
[12:48] <MooDoo> MartijnVdS: email me the image and I'll upload it to mine ;)
[12:48] <foobarry> imgur?
[12:49] <nigelb> popey might shut down imgur
[12:49] <nigelb> I wanted tempted to write on my blog post "No, popey didn't shut me down" ;)
[12:49] <popey> hah
[12:49] <nigelb> *I was
[12:49] <foobarry> did he get twitter shut down?
[12:50] <nigelb> he got the failwhale shutdown
[12:51] <nigelb> where did that meme come from anyway?
[12:51] <nigelb> the forum thing that we shutdown?
[12:51] <diddledan> my favourite photo of me is: https://plus.google.com/u/0/photos/of/111403714821787277067
[12:52] <diddledan> is several years old now tho
[12:53] <foobarry> my favourite photo of me is also a few years old http://i.imgur.com/SKHQFeI.jpg
[12:53] <diddledan> foobarry, two or three years ago now?
[12:54] <brobostigon> my favorite picture of myself, isnt me at all, its and androidified version of myself.
[12:54] <jussi> I have a decent one on the nomovok website :)
[12:55] <foobarry> i was a massive fatty when i was little
[12:55] <foobarry> ~ 1-2yr old
[12:55] <MooDoo> I was a shorty until I hit 13/14
[12:55] <diddledan> that's ironic, because I'm a massive fatty now
[12:55] <MooDoo> then I grew mega fast
[12:55] <foobarry> try as i might, my BMI will not exceed about19
[12:56] <MooDoo> I'm clinically obese :D
[12:56] <diddledan> MooDoo, ditto
[12:56] <jussi> Ive actually lost a bunch of weight in the last year or so...
[12:56] <MooDoo> I'm lucky though as I'm tall so can get away with it for now
[12:56] <foobarry> i think my dad took my pic on a russian camera
[12:57] <jussi> 16kg to be precise :D
[12:57] <diddledan> foobarry, communist!
[12:57] <jussi> I still want to get rid of another 10kg if I can
[12:58] <foobarry> people don't like it when i say its easier to lose weight than gain it
[12:58] <diddledan> yeah, just don't eat anything for a month
[12:58] <foobarry> or just eat less
[12:58] <foobarry> its easier to go hungry than forcefeed
[12:59] <foobarry> had around 800 cal lunch
[13:00] <foobarry> http://www.boredpanda.com/funny-book-titles-covers/
[13:14] <bigcalm> 2nd August looks promising for this year's RAT. Maybe I should have checked that my wife is available that weekend...
[13:15] <bashrc> RAT?
[13:15] <MartijnVdS> bashrc: real ale train
[13:15] <bigcalm> !rat
[13:15] <bashrc> ah
[13:16] <bigcalm> That's last year's link
[14:06] <foobarry> so yesterday i thought i'd try pinterest
[14:06] <foobarry> today its broken
[14:07] <daftykins> coincidence? i think not
[14:07] <daftykins> :>
[14:07] <daftykins> foobarry: please join twitter next
[14:09] <foobarry> i did. i completed it in had mode in less than a week
[14:10] <foobarry> *hard
[14:10] <daftykins> XD
[14:10] <foobarry> target, to have your tweets seen by audience of 100,000
[14:11] <foobarry> from start pt of 0 followers and 0 tweets
[14:11] <foobarry> 5 tweets sent, total visibility 250,000
[14:11] <foobarry> challenge over
[14:11] <foobarry> 2nd challenge. break pinterest after 1 day
[14:11] <foobarry> correlation...causation...
[14:31] <pachon> HellO?
[14:31] <pachon> No shit
[14:39] <MooDoo> pachon_: we're here what can we do for you?
[14:39] <MooDoo> rats
[15:48] <daftykins> MooDoo: you scared them away :(
[15:51] <davmor2> MooDoo: he saw your photo we need to hide that link :D
[16:53] <bigcalm> popey: I should have checked with Hayley before I posted the dates. She's working the 2nd August and won't be able to attend
[16:53] <bigcalm> I feel terrible
[16:54] <popey> sucks to be you ☻
[16:54] <bigcalm> She's telling me to still go though
[16:54] <popey> \o/
[16:55] <popey> sounds like a plan!
[16:55] <bigcalm> Heh
[16:55] <daftykins> but bigcalm - is it a test? ;)
[16:55] <bigcalm> Her reasoning being that she has her own weekends away without me.
[16:55] <bigcalm> She'll be going to oggcamp (if there is one) with me, so not all is lost
[16:56] <bigcalm> daftykins: one wonders. But I don't think my wife is like that
[16:57] <daftykins> :)
[16:57] <bigcalm> "If you really loved me, you'd stay at home and be miserable"
[16:57] <daftykins> lol
[16:57] <diddledan> why do global menus never work right?!
[16:57] <diddledan> I've got a firefox window that refuses to show me it's menu
[17:03] <shauno> have you tried showing it yours?
[17:03] <shauno> actually, don't answer that.  I'll see myself out
[17:06] <diddledan> shauno, webcam
[17:12] <diddledan> my commit messages are getting somewhat cryptic
[17:13] <diddledan> "replacement for replacement logo swooshy thing" was the latest
[17:13] <diddledan> in other news www.maalox.co.uk went live today - cue jokes about farting and burps
[17:19] <ali1234> diddledan: did you make that website?
[17:19] <diddledan> ali1234, yes
[17:19] <shauno> had an odd conversation with a customer today.  "oh I went to Ireland once.  There's no trees!".  not the typical yankgush
[17:19] <diddledan> no trees, eh?
[17:20] <shauno> why's the footer so narrow?  it looks like it's been pasted verbatim from someone's email like that
[17:23] <ali1234> diddledan: where are the answers to "what bloats the most?"
[17:24] <diddledan> there aren't any in a list - it's just trial and error
[17:25] <diddledan> but, baked-beans, broccoli, fruit yoghurt, curry, chewing gum
[17:25] <ali1234> wat
[17:26] <ali1234> how can chewing gum cause trapped wind?
[17:26] <bigcalm> Swallowing it?
[17:28] <shauno> I had an idea but it's decidedly not family-friendly
[17:34] <Pendulum> depending on the chewing gum, there could be additives that aren't helpful (I think some artificial sweeteners can cause bloating)
[17:37] <davmor2> ali1234: the chewing produces saliva you swallow the saliva but it is a swallow of 20% saliva and 80% air meaning the air is trapped in the stomach
[18:10] <mapps> hey
[18:11] <daftykins> hi
[18:16] <mapps> hows it going
[18:16] <ali1234> davmor2: yeah i suppose that makes sense
[18:18] <diddledan> why is there absolutely zero usable filesystems that are shared between linux and os x (and windows at that)
[18:18] <diddledan> fat32 ftl
[18:18] <shauno> exfat?
[18:19] <diddledan> >.<
[18:19] <ali1234> because developers won't touch OS X and windows?
[18:19] <diddledan> exfat is just fat with bigger widgets afaict
[18:19] <ali1234> (unless they're producing shovelware)
[18:20] <diddledan> exfat doesn't do posix permissions?
[18:20] <diddledan> ntfs would be great. if it worked on os x
[18:21] <diddledan> hfs+ write-ability is only available on linux when journalling is turned off, and the driver is flaky such that apache refuses to serve php saved onto an hfs+ fs
[18:26] <diddledan> looks like this is the problem I had before: http://slackrw.wordpress.com/2008/06/28/problems-with-apache-and-htaccess-on-a-hfs-partition/
[18:31] <mapps> hfs3 is mac?
[18:33] <shauno> it's been eons since I even considered such things.  the internet is my filesystem.
[18:34] <diddledan> shauno, I need to share files between osx/windows and linux (osx or windows side depending on whether I'm on my mac or pc)
[18:35] <ali1234> buy a NAS
[18:35] <diddledan> ali1234, I need it to remain mobile
[18:35] <diddledan> there's not much use having it on a nas when my nas is at home and I'm in the office
[18:51] <arc__> i cant start tightvncserver
[18:52] <arc__> It give me some error of no user variables set
[18:52] <arc__> Can someone help me out please ?
[18:54] <arc__> oh also good evening
[18:54] <bashrc> good evening
[18:55] <arc__> Sorry i am a bit of a  noob at this
[18:55] <bashrc> oh we were all noobs once
[18:55] <bashrc> you're running a vnc server?
[18:56] <arc__> I have installed it
[18:56] <arc__> But it wont start if i type vncserver -geometry etc
[18:57] <bashrc> maybe it's already started
[18:58] <bashrc> ps aux | grep vnc
[18:58] <arc__> kk
[18:59] <arc__> Nope
[19:00] <bashrc> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDgH45AdCjk
[19:00] <arc__> Kk
[19:01] <arc__> I am using debian
[19:01] <arc__> Sorry
[19:02] <arc__> I am in the wrong place
[19:02] <arc__> Haha
[19:02] <popey> ☻
[19:02] <bashrc> I'm also running Debian as a server on a Beaglebone
[19:03] <arc__> I am running wheezy on android
[19:03] <arc__> Lol
[19:04] <bashrc> nice
[19:04] <arc__> Anyway it says no user environmental var has been set
[19:06] <bashrc> are you using one of those Android/Ubuntu phones?  I don't know what they're called
[19:07] <bashrc> the one which when plugged into a cradle becomes a desktop
[19:07] <arc__> No just a tablet
[19:07] <bashrc> ok
[19:07] <arc__> Archos gamepad
[19:07] <ali1234> has anyone ported ubuntu to jolla phone yet?
[19:07] <arc__> How do i set the user vars
[19:07] <arc__> No
[19:07] <arc__> Port it your self
[19:08] <ali1234> well i don't like to duplicate other's work
[19:08] <ali1234> it should be trivial considering they both use libhybris
[19:10] <ali1234> most likely nobody actually has one though :)
[19:10] <arc__> Your not duplicate I ng someone's work its open sorted and u could do it faster
[19:10] <ali1234> lol autocorrect
[19:11] <arc__> Yea
[19:12] <arc__> Nvm i will just uninstall it
[19:12] <arc__> Lol
[19:12] <arc__> Ty anyway
[19:16]  * daubers waits for people to turn up to talk Rockets
[19:23] <SuperMatt> so much this: http://londongrumblr.co.uk/post/78746254583/when-i-miss-my-train-because-im-stuck-behind-a-slow
[19:47] <MartijnVdS> SuperMatt: I think killing them is legal in those cases
[19:48] <SuperMatt> I'm sure you're absolutely right
[19:51] <daftykins> i was thinking it was going to end "stuck behind a slow gin"
[20:21] <popey> ali1234: a few canonical people have jolla phones
[20:51] <mapps> they any good?
[20:51] <popey> i havent seen them
[20:52] <popey> well, I have held one, but not played much
[21:04] <mapps> finally got my passport form back..now have to hope i dont get selected for an interview
[21:04] <mapps> tis my 3rd one
[21:05] <mapps> busy busy summer
[21:05] <ali1234> my brother has one. i had to show him how to use it
[21:05] <ali1234> the swipe interface is apparently not very discoverable if you don't know about it
[21:07] <mapps> ive been thinking about getting a backup phone to take away with me
[21:07] <mapps> not sure i fancy taking my iphone 5 to glastonbury/ibiza ...but then i cant use the same sim :( stupid nano sim
[21:09] <daftykins> hehe
[21:09] <daftykins> i kept the frame piece when mine got cut down so i can use it in my old phone still...
[21:09] <daftykins> if only i knew where i put it...
[21:10] <mapps> hmm but wont it fall out? as it pops out
[21:10] <mapps> you got an iphone 5 too?
[21:11] <mapps> like uhh itd be stupid for me to use a diff number when im on contract and get unlimited mins
[21:15] <ali1234> well you don't want a jolla phone for that, they're not cheap
[21:20] <daftykins> mapps: nah androids here
[21:20] <daftykins> and nah since you just slide in the SIM i could just wedge it back in :>
[21:20] <ali1234> a bit of scotch tape on one side would hold it in fine i expect
[21:20] <daftykins> that's true
[21:21] <ali1234> http://www.ebay.co.uk/bhp/micro-sim-adapter
[21:27] <mapps> ah what are android phones sims then micro or nano?
[21:27] <ali1234> all phones are different
[21:28] <mapps> i thought android used the old size sms
[21:28] <mapps> sims
[21:32] <mapps> today and tomorrow then off
[21:32] <mapps> yessssssssssssssssssssssssss
[21:50] <daftykins> mapps: it's been changing slowly, with android devices
[21:54] <directhex> depends on the phone
[21:57] <mapps> hmmm
[21:57] <mapps> ive got a USB stick 32gig..starts off fine when transferring to it..gets to 600mb or so and just stops
[21:57] <mapps> ;/
[21:58] <mapps> gets reallly hot too
[22:05] <daftykins> was it a chinese cheapy from ebay? :D
[22:06] <mapps> nie
[22:06] <mapps> sandisk
[22:06] <daftykins> hrmm
[22:07] <mapps> 61.7.213.58 - - [06/Mar/2014:20:07:25 +0000] "GET /phpTest/zologize/axa.php HTTP/1.1" 404 222
[22:07] <mapps> 61.7.213.58 - - [06/Mar/2014:20:07:26 +0000] "GET /phpMyAdmin/scripts/setup.php HTTP/1.1" 404 226
[22:07] <mapps> 61.7.213.58 - - [06/Mar/2014:20:07:27 +0000] "GET /pma/scripts/setup.php HTTP/1.1" 404 219
[22:07] <mapps> 61.7.213.58 - - [06/Mar/2014:20:07:28 +0000] "GET /myadmin/scripts/setup.php HTTP/1.1" 404 223
[22:07] <mapps> gah
[22:07] <mapps> wish i could work out how to stop these pests
[22:12] <daftykins> can't stop a GET :)
[22:12] <daftykins> wouldn't be a very good web server otherwise
[22:13] <popey> mapps: what harm is it doing?
[22:13] <mapps> well
[22:13] <mapps> nothing
[22:13] <mapps> but then it's annoying and also popey when i see all these people trying GET and random urls and big strings - i always wonder..like what if one of them succeeds?
[22:13] <popey> dont havethat software installed then ☻
[22:16] <mapps> gah
[22:16] <mapps> well id prefer to
[22:16] <daftykins> mapps: run your HTTP daemon on a non-standard port? :)
[22:16] <mapps> also daftykins / popey do you use any default iptables rules on your machines?
[22:16] <daftykins> nah i don't firewall anything tbh
[22:21] <mapps> and you popey ?
[22:24] <ging> is there a way to list all packages which do not match the current one in the ubuntu repositories ?
[22:27] <popey> eh?
[22:29] <ging> well someone has installed something which has caused certain packages to be held at particular versions, which is stopping a lot of new things being installed or updates from working
[22:30] <ging> but i can't find out what is causing the problem without following a massively long chain of what is depending on what
[22:30] <ging> if i could just see what is installed that doesn't match the repository it would probably be fairly obvious
[22:40] <daftykins> ging: multi user system?
[22:40] <daftykins> can't just look through history?
[22:44] <ging> daftykins: no there's been a lot of stuff being added and removed
[22:45] <daftykins> ah
[22:51] <bigcalm> Dave2: http://doodle.com/h7qqfhfk5gcp86ts
[23:06] <Dave2> bigcalm, thanks
[23:17] <bigcalm> I wonder if I should call it a day on the poll
[23:19] <bigcalm> I'm calling it a day on the day
[23:19] <bigcalm> Night peeps
[23:21] <daftykins> nn sir