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Ireneus_Eugene1What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start. 00:01
Vincent_Alfie1What's the difference between a black and a white fairytale? White begins, "once upon a time," black begins, "y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!" 00:01
Ireneus_Eugene2What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.00:01
Vincent_Alfie2Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border! 00:01
Jeriah_Peppino2What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other? Juan on Juan. 00:01
Manuel_HroogeirrWhat's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.00:01
Aristaeus_PrzemoI wouldn't dream of being racist towards my black neighbour.... I'd actually do it. 00:01
Swithun_PrzemoWhat's yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of niggers going over a cliff.00:01
Qadir_PeppinoSomeone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one" 00:01
Aniruddha_TempleWhat do you call a nigger hitchhiker? Stranded.00:01
Njord_FergusWhy do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers. 00:01
Ichabod_TomaWhat are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job. 00:01
Rishi_GabrielWhat happened when the nigger looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face 00:01
Qadir_Peppino1Whitney Houston’s life is like skiing. Once you get on the white powder, it’s all down hill from there00:01
Swithun_Przemo1How do you make a nigger nervous? Take it to an auction. 00:01
Njord_Fergus1Morpheus and Neo are plugged in to the Matrix and having a chat. Morpheus turns to Neo, "In this world you can be anything you want." There is a short silence. Neo: "Then why are you a nigger?"00:01
Ichabod_Toma1What did the sunbather shout at the nigger? Ain't you dark enough already?00:01
Rishi_Gabriel1What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job. 00:01
Ralf_Prabodh2Hear about G.M.'s new nigger Cadillac? The glove compartment's big enough to hold a watermelon. 00:01
Randulf_Petter1Racism is when you run over a nigger with your truck. Reverse-racism is when you back up. 00:01
Andre_Marian1What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business! 00:01
Randulf_Petter2What did the Alabama sherriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times? Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.00:01
Qadir_Peppino2How does a Mexican get into an honest business? Through the window. 00:01
Milos_Lamont2What do books have that Mexicans don't? Papers.00:01
Aniruddha_TempleThere was a 4 car crash in Mexico today. 243 people died.00:01
Njord_Fergus2Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border! 00:01
Rishi_Gabriel2There was a 4 car crash in Mexico today. 243 people died.00:01
Swithun_Przemo2What do you call a Mexican with a broken lawn mower? Unemployed.00:01
Ichabod_Toma2Whats a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross Country.00:01
Jeriah_PeppinoHow does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.00:01
Andre_Marian2There was a 4 car crash in Mexico today. 243 people died.00:01
Byron_Zlatan2What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other? Juan on Juan. 00:01
Manuel_HroogeirrWhy did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.00:01
Aniruddha_TempleI've got this black friend... just kidding. 00:01
Ireneus_Eugene1How do you stop a nigger from drowning? You don't.00:01
Jeriah_PeppinoWhat does NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People00:01
Aristaeus_PrzemoDid you hear that the KKK bought the movie rights to Roots? They're going to play it backwards so it has a happy ending. 00:01
Njord_FergusSomeone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one" 00:01
Rishi_GabrielDid you hear about the guy that broke into the local library and stole hundreds of books? Nobody knows who he is yet, but police say, "it certainly wasn't a nigger."00:01
Aniruddha_TempleWhat is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin. 00:01
Kevyn_JoaquinThe black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up." 00:01
Ichabod_TomaThe black guy I was walking behind stopped, turned and asked "Are you following me?" "No", I said "You've got evolution all mixed up." 00:01
Swithun_Przemo1What do a nigger and a bicycle have in common? They only work with a chain on. 00:01
Qadir_Peppino1Why are so many niggers moving to Detroit? They heard there were no jobs there. 00:01
Njord_Fergus1What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin. 00:01
Ichabod_Toma1Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving? Kentucky Fried Chicken isn't open on holidays. 00:01
Njord_Fergus2How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors. 00:01
Rishi_Gabriel2How do you make a nigger nervous? Take it to an auction. 00:01
Rishi_Gabriel1What do you call the New Orleans Superdome full of milk? Cocoa Puffs.00:01
Qadir_Peppino2What's the diffrence between a park bench and a Nigger? The Bench is the only thing that can support a family. 00:01
Byron_ZlatanWhy do a lot of niggers go to visit the Liberty Bell? They heard was was some crack in it.00:01
Ralf_Prabodh1Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers. 00:01
Randulf_Petter1What do you get when you cross a nigger and a gorilla? A really stupid gorilla. 00:01
Andre_Marian1Why Do Blacks Hate Country? Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister 00:01
Ralf_Prabodh2Why do monkeys always look so sad? They know they'll be black one day.00:01
Byron_Zlatan1What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin. 00:01
Ichabod_Toma2Why don't niggers go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.00:01
Aristaeus_PrzemoWhat is the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go into a convenience store without Robin. 00:01
Aniruddha_TempleWhat do you call 4 black guys in a car? Tinted windows.00:01
Ireneus_Eugene2I went to a fancy dress party the other day dressed as Adolf Hitler. Everyone thought it was hilarious. Until they found three dead Jews in the shower.00:02
Ralf_PrabodhWhy are niggers getting hit by cars more in winter on snowy days? They are easier to spot 00:02
Jeriah_Peppino1Why don't Jews eat pork? Jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!00:02
Jeriah_Peppino2What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of!00:02
Aniruddha_TempleA Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop.00:02
Swithun_PrzemoHow do you get 100 jews into a car? Throw a quarter in it.00:02
Ichabod_TomaI asked a jewish girl for her number. She rolled up her sleeve.00:02
Njord_FergusWhat's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defence and judo is what bagels are made of!00:02
Rishi_Gabriel Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"? Free Ham!00:02
Aristaeus_PrzemoWhat's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from their camps.00:02
Swithun_Przemo1What's the difference between a catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!00:02
Aniruddha_Temple Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"? Free Ham!00:02
Njord_Fergus1There wouldn't be any Jews in America if they hadn't heard about the right of free speech. 00:02
Rishi_Gabriel2How do you get 100 jews into a car? Throw a quarter in it.00:02
Ichabod_Toma1What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!00:02
Njord_Fergus2Two Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance." "The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the other, "but the flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"00:02
Rishi_Gabriel1I went to a fancy dress party the other day dressed as Adolf Hitler. Everyone thought it was hilarious. Until they found three dead Jews in the shower.00:02
Swithun_Przemo2Why do pregnant Jews always go for Cesarian section? Because they`re tight cunts. 00:02
Ichabod_Toma2Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? He came down the chimney and said "Do you want to buy some presents kiddies?"00:02
Randulf_Petter1What is the difference between a white owl and a black owl? A white owl goes, "Who, who," a black owl goes, "Who dat? Who dat?"00:02
Aristaeus_PrzemoWhat do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women? An inmate.00:02
Neno_BernardWhat's the difference between a catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!00:02
Aniruddha_TempleWhat's the diffrence between a park bench and a Nigger? The Bench is the only thing that can support a family. 00:02
Nicolaas_IomharWhat's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Boy scouts come back from their camps.00:02
Merle_XaviorWhy are Jewish synagogues round? So they cant hide in the corner when the collection box comes round!00:02
Aristaeus_PrzemoHow do you get them out again? Tell them Hilter is driving.00:02
Aniruddha_TempleWhy don't Jews eat pork? Jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!00:02
Ralf_TomaHow do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger? 00:03
Abolfazl_HludowiWhat's the difference between Santa Claus and a Jew? Santa Claus goes down the chimney.00:03
Ralf_Toma2A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you c00:03
Ralf_TomaWhy do all black people run fast? Because all the slow ones are in jail.00:03
Swithun_PrzemoHow do you know Adam and Eve were not black? You ever try to take a rib from a nigger? 00:03
Abolfazl_HludowiWhat repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.00:03
Abolfazl_HludowiA large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"00:03
Ralf_Toma1How do you make a nigger nervous? Take it to an auction. 00:03
Abolfazl_HludowiWhat happened when the nigger looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face 00:03
Abolfazl_HludowiMorpheus and Neo are plugged in to the Matrix and having a chat. Morpheus turns to Neo, "In this world you can be anything you want." There is a short silence. Neo: "Then why are you a nigger?"00:03
Abolfazl_HludowiTwo Jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance." "The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the other, "but the flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"00:04
Abolfazl_HludowiDid you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? He came down the chimney and said "Do you want to buy some presents kiddies?"00:04
Abolfazl_HludowiWhy did Hitler kill himself? The Jews sent him a gas bill!00:05
Abolfazl_HludowiHow did a whole regiment of niggers die in WWII? When their commander said "get down" they started dancing! 00:05
Abolfazl_HludowiWhat do nigger pimps and farmers have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business! 00:05
Randulf_Petter Have you heard of the Jewish "Catch 22"? Free Ham!00:05
Abolfazl_HludowiHow do you stop a nigger from drowning? You don't.00:06
Randulf_PetterHow do you know when your on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!'00:06
Geoffroi_DamodarHow do you get 100 jews into a car? Throw a quarter in it.00:06
Geoffroi_DamodarI used to work for a Jewish carpenter. He used to check my fingers for splinters to make sure I wasn't stealing. 00:07
Ralf_TomaDid you hear about Ku Klux Knieval? He tried to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.00:07
Geoffroi_DamodarWhat's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when they are put in the oven!00:09
Geoffroi_DamodarWhat do you call 4 black guys in a car? Tinted windows.00:09
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