[02:01] <rww> !behelpful > naryfa
[04:51] <PerfM> Why do you need an invite for ubuntu-men, but for ubuntu-women it's just a free for all.
[04:51] <PerfM> A: ubuntu is sexist
[04:52] <PerfM> And like why am I banned from every ubuntu channel
[04:52] <rww> because #ubuntu-men was a trollpit and #ubuntu-women isn't
[04:52] <PerfM> A: You're allll sexist.
[04:52] <rww> because you did bad things
[04:52] <PerfM> rww, what things?
[04:52] <rww> PerfM: idk, i have a memory like a goldfish
[04:53] <PerfM> omg, me too
[04:53] <rww> it was probably annoying and sustained though
[04:53] <PerfM> it always is tho, r1t3
[04:53] <rww> and i probably found it amusing which is a bad sign
[04:53] <PerfM> rww, stop distracting me, I came here for a reason.
[04:53] <PerfM> Now I forgot.
[04:53] <rww> oh, right, back to calling the secret freenode feminist cabal sexist i guess
[04:54] <PerfM> what's a cabal?
[04:54] <rww> i don't know but it sounds menacing
[04:54] <elky> you're behind on schedule, you'd better get back to that quick before you have to work on the weekend.
[04:54] <PerfM> your face sounds menacing.
[04:55] <rww> elky: who, me?
[04:55] <PerfM> NO me
[04:55] <PerfM> Elky luvs to talk to me
[04:55] <rww> oh okay good, i'm misandering as fast as I can here
[04:55] <PerfM> hi elky
[04:55] <PerfM> you sweet, darling elk.
[04:55] <elky> PerfM: hi, don't get even further behind on my account, sweetheart
[04:55] <PerfM> Omg, it's Flannel
[04:55] <PerfM> Flannel wears flannel shirts all the time
[04:55] <PerfM> but hates it when I mention that?
[04:56] <PerfM> Internalized hatred
[04:56] <PerfM> how did I get banned from ubuntu-offtopic?
[04:56] <PerfM> Everything I say is offtopic, I should have fit right in
[04:56] <elky> probably the normal way
[04:57] <PerfM> A: you're all discriminating against my differences.
[04:57]  * rww looks
[04:57] <PerfM> rww, I expected better from you.
[04:57] <elky> better than to look up the information you're asking for?
[04:58] <PerfM> I don't know what you just again. I don't even think it's a complete sentence
[04:58] <PerfM> anyway, I need ubuntu help, where do I go if I'm banned from the main channel
[04:58] <elky> askubuntu.com
[04:58] <PerfM> k
[04:58] <rww> PerfM: i looked it up
[04:59] <rww> PerfM: ikonia
[05:00] <PerfM> rww, konichiwa
[05:00] <PerfM> p.s if you put goat cheese into your grill cheese sandwich you'll have the best mouth orgasm ever.
[05:00] <PerfM> Just tips from my up coming book, "Life after Ubuntu"
[05:01] <rww> you should get Jono Bacon to write the intro, it would be delicious
[05:01] <PerfM> HOW AM I BANNED FroM UBUNTU-IRC IF I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE
[05:01] <PerfM> OMG YOU ARE SO UNFAIR
[05:02] <PerfM> I'm reporting you, rww.
[05:02]  * rww looks that one up
[05:03] <rww> that one was by elky
[05:03] <rww> over a year ago
[05:03] <PerfM> when?
[05:03] <rww> gj elky
[05:03] <PerfM> omg
[05:03] <PerfM> over a year ago?!
[05:03] <PerfM> PEOPLE CHANGE
[05:03] <rww> on the other hand, you *have* been there :P
[05:03] <elky> PerfM: promise to not tell me to choke on your dick again anytime?
[05:04] <elky> also preferably promise to not be disruptive
[05:04] <PerfM> elky, I don't have a dick, but by all means you can like idk, dream that I have one and then choke on it?
[05:04] <elky> PerfM: i'm only going by your words last year
[05:04] <rww> also you said she's a jerk
[05:04] <elky> i wasn't going to question your presentation, that'd be rude.
[05:04] <rww> she's not mad about that because it's true
[05:04] <PerfM> elky, I was a different person then, I DIDN'T EVEN LIFT A YEAR AGO
[05:05] <rww> PerfM: does that mean you won't tell elky to choke on your dick again
[05:05] <PerfM> rww, of course.
[05:05] <PerfM> why would I say that, that's crazy talk.
[05:05] <PerfM> I probably didn't even say that.
[05:05] <PerfM> Lies, all lies.
[05:06] <elky> and you're not going to be a disruption there, right?
[05:06] <PerfM> elky, right!
[05:06] <rww> no more than I am, probably
[05:06] <PerfM> no more than rww is, probably.
[05:06] <PerfM> you have my full word.
[05:06] <elky> also, no calling ubottu a liar. she's sensitive about her reputation
[05:06] <PerfM> All truths and nothing but the truth.
[05:06] <rww> wait i lied
[05:07] <rww> it wasn't one year ago, it was two years ago
[05:07] <PerfM> elky, absolutley. Insensitivity is not the way to friendship.
[05:07] <PerfM> rww, even worse
[05:07] <PerfM> holding grudges for 2 years, c'mon elky.
[05:08] <elky> PerfM: i'm battling with dying mouse batteries here
[05:08] <rww> on the upside, you provided a significant and sustained contribution to #ubuntu-irc's banlist, so you're now eligible for Ubuntu Membership
[05:08] <elky> and somehow still managed to remove both your bans from #ubuntu-irc
[05:08] <elky> now, no disrupting, insulting ubottu, or telling people to choke on body parts
[05:09] <rww> pretty sure PerfieM is her sister, so it's only one ban
[05:09] <PerfM> who do you think I am, elky?
[05:09] <elky> the person who got banned for telling me to choke on a body part?
[05:09] <PerfM> You're incorrect.
[05:09] <elky> remember, no accusing ubottu of lying...
[05:09] <PerfM> You keep saying it like I'll forget or something.
[05:10] <PerfM> I remember everything that I am suppose to remember.
[05:10]  * PerfM pats elky and rww on the back.
[05:10] <rww> 04:52:56 <+rww> PerfM: idk, i have a memory like a goldfish
[05:10] <rww> 04:53:02 < PerfM> omg, me too
[05:10] <PerfM> The pleasure was all mine.
[05:10] <rww> NO TOUCHING
[05:10] <PerfM> rww, ...I was a different person back then.
[05:10] <elky> 5 minutes ago?
[05:10]  * PerfM air pats elky and rww  on the back
[05:10] <rww> elky: memory like a goldfish, remember
[05:10] <PerfM> elky, 5 mins is a long long time.
[05:10] <elky> right
[05:11] <PerfM> Time heals all wounds.
[05:11] <elky> you should probably skidattle before i change my mind in the next 5 minutes when i become a different person.
[05:12] <PerfM> Oh, I'm idling, but since you have the right to remove me, go for it. For old time sake, you know?
[05:12] <PerfM> There is no time like the past.
[05:13] <PerfM> does this mean I'm an op now?!
[05:13] <elky> no
[05:13] <PerfM> Omg SO MUCH was done in so little time
[05:13] <rww> only for five minutes
[05:13] <PerfM> ohhh right, because every 5 mins we become different people.
[05:21] <PerfM> elky, rww, are we friends now
[05:22] <rww> PerfM: sure, until you decide we're not again :'(
[05:22] <PerfM> rww, I love it when the ball's in my court.
[05:49] <PerfM> MrChrisDruif, is your last name Diaz?
[05:51] <PerfM> tough crowd
[06:37] <rww> S3th_2_Death: alrighty. Anything else we can help you with this evening, or is it time for you to part so you can nickspam without it being in my scrollback?
[06:37] <S3th_2_Death> ohhhhh, I'm sorry.
[06:38] <S3th_2_Death> can't you just ignore me, I thought we were friends.
[06:38] <rww> S3th_2_Death: nope, every time a line happens in #ubuntu-ops a loud klaxon goes off in all our houses
[06:38] <rww> it is pretty obnoxious
[06:39] <rww> so yeah is part time
[06:39] <S3th_2_Death> so long lovers
[09:34] <AlanBell> no, it really isn't
[11:43] <DJones> !mir
[11:43] <DJones> 14.04 probably should be changed to 14.10 based on the last paragraph here https://lists.ubuntu.com/archives/ubuntu-devel/2013-November/037819.html
[11:51] <AlanBell> hmm, not sure
[11:51] <AlanBell> mir is in 14.04
[11:52] <pleia2> yeah, it's not default but there is a dev version of it available for trying out
[11:52] <DJones> Right, maybe just a change in wording then, "It's an optional installation for Ubuntu 14.04 and onwards"
[11:53] <pleia2> for reference: http://packages.ubuntu.com/search?keywords=unity8-desktop-session-mir
[11:53] <pleia2> yeah
[11:53] <DJones> "It's an optional installation for Ubuntu 14.04 and planned to be part of the default disply stack in 14.10"
[11:54] <pleia2> that's unlikely
[11:54] <pleia2> sabdfl mentioned during his keynote last week that it should be default by 16.04, but no promises beyond that
[11:54] <DJones> pleia2: Agreed, but I was just going off whats on that mailing list posting
[11:55] <pleia2> that post is too old :)
[11:55] <DJones> Maybe just that its optional from 14.04 onwards
[11:55] <pleia2> +1
[11:56] <AlanBell> sounds good to me
[11:59] <DJones> !Mir is Mir is the next-generation display server currently under development by Canonical and Ubuntu. It is an optional installation for Ubuntu 14.04 onwards. For more information on it, see https://wiki.ubuntu.com/Mir/Spec . For code, see https://launchpad.net/mir
[21:52] <basketball> any news on the new ops as there was a meeting today
[21:53] <jussi> no
[21:53] <jussi> go read minutes
[21:55] <basketball> kk