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mappslooks like il be staying overnight after the spurs game00:26
mappshave to remember self control..24hr casino O_o00:28
daftykinshehehe00:28
mappscant see any other way basically00:29
mappswhite hart lane -> euston 40mins tube ...and then what if any delays or anything..game finishes 10pm last train 105000:29
mappsitd be VERY close..time to get out the stadium etc00:30
mappsthought about getting a taxi BUT again i dont know how bad traffic will be says 25mins..but if i miss my train paid for a ticket for nothing;/00:30
mappsmy friend said he stayed in some hote for 29quid..but i cant see anything that cheap!!00:31
daftykinspesky booking prices :<00:32
mappsyea its like if i could just TRY and go from the stadium to euston AND IF i make it get a ticket thatd be fine00:34
mappsbut it be like 80+00:34
mappsif i book in advance 37 quid00:34
daftykinsfind a park bench ;)00:38
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mappslast walking dead tonight!00:53
mappshm i suck at anything design related01:02
mappsjust always feels like a stuggle:)01:02
mappsstruggle01:02
mappsgee01:12
mappsz01:12
dwatkinsI just put links on the page, functional html01:12
mappsi love all the scam spam01:13
mappsnatwest credit card account password reset -- dont have a natwest ac..but anyway who would be tricked..hover ove the link01:13
mappshttp://www.petermacfarlane.info/n.html01:13
mappslol01:13
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dwatkinsyeah, it surprises me they still bother, considering most spam filters will stop that sort of thing01:13
mappsyep01:14
mappsgmail's brilliant01:14
mappsbut in all honesty even without gmail..hover over the link..copy it whatever its easy to defeat/avoid01:14
mapps.petermacfarlane.info ropey looking website..but cant tell if its just a bogus website or thats a real firm with a crap site01:14
dwatkinsyep, but some people don't know to do that01:14
dwatkinsI got my dad to pipe all his mail through gmail and forward it to his ISP account, so gmail filters out the spam01:15
mappsmy friend always claims he wants to learn more yada yada yada01:15
mappsso i instaled xubuntu on his real old machine..and got a new gfx card for it like a p3 maybe or p4 whatever01:15
mappsand he hasnt touched it in a year01:15
dwatkinsnice01:16
mappskinda irritating01:16
dwatkinsI looked at my neighbor's PC, it was riddled with malware. I reset Chrome, and it was fine.01:16
mappslike when im telling him something say 'uhh check your router config' if i say go to 127.0.0.1 and laugh he doesnt get it01:16
dwatkinsI don't get the joke01:17
mappsand yea its not madly funny01:17
mappsbut still01:17
daftykinsyou know that one that online banking always says to install? Trusteer Rapport - i've seen people's machines taken over *because* of using that before ;x01:17
mappswell dwatkins go to 127.0.0.1 to get to your router config01:17
mappsi was more mocking him i guess01:17
dwatkinsdaftykins: that's crazy01:17
dwatkinsoh right, sorry01:18
mappsas he doesnt realise 127.0.0.1=localhost01:18
mapps:P01:18
dwatkinsgot confused between 127.0.0.1 and 192.168.0.101:18
mappsi could tell him to try it for google if dns was down and he'd believe me01:18
mappslol01:18
dwatkinsI often run a local webserver.01:18
mappswhen he had problems accessing websites he phoned me and has no idea why..said to him ..just try google dns :)01:18
dwatkinsThen again, I also often see customers who have added lines to /etc/hosts to get around licensing stuff01:18
mapps=]01:19
dwatkinsthere's also opendns, it does family-safe filtering01:19
mappsyea01:19
mappsive got bind installed on my machine01:19
mappsnot configured it properly01:19
mappsi have so many things im doing/half doing:)01:19
dwatkinsI use dnsmasq01:19
mappswhats that do01:21
mappshmm01:23
mappsuserdirs arent working on my apache01:23
dwatkinsit does dns and dhcp on my router01:24
mappsand cant access it externally01:24
mappshttp://frogs.zapto.org01:24
mappsisnt working is it?01:24
dwatkinsno response01:24
mappsbut https is01:25
mappsargh01:25
mappsstupid zentayl done this01:25
dwatkinschanged the port fowarding?01:25
mappsnope01:25
mappssince i installed zentyal then tried to remove it all went wrong01:25
mappsoh my01:26
mappshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo9W-5MbK0001:26
mapps19:1201:26
mappsthe best song ever ..brings back fond memories (only 3ys ago ok)01:27
daftykinsdwatkins: adding things to hosts file to avoid licensing? as in they're blocking stuff phoning home?01:29
mappshmm bit confused by bind01:38
mappseither of you familiar with it?01:39
dwatkinsdaftykins: yep01:39
daftykinsi configured some zone files in uni time01:42
daftykinsbut i think i got stuff wrong01:42
mapps:D01:42
daftykinsi think you might have bitten off more than you can chew if you're giving that a whirl at home D:01:43
mappsheh01:43
neuroha01:43
mappsi was just messing with it daftykins01:54
mappssetting up alocal caching server01:54
mappsno need really lol01:54
mappsargh pesky bt infinity ads..mocking me01:54
mappsi cant get it..but the house i moved from 3 years ago (1/2 mile away CAN NOW)01:54
mappswhen i was there most i could get was this rubbish 6mbit01:54
mappshola05:48
MooDoomorning mapps sorry miles away then06:51
bashrcmorning06:55
mappsmoning06:56
jussianyone know which tz Stuart Langridge resides in?07:11
nigelbjussi: usually, UK, I believe.07:12
jussihrm, I wonder where he is then :/07:12
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ali1234wow, making the applications scope the default? really? why did this take so long?07:55
jussiali1234: link?07:56
ali1234omgubuntu.co.uk07:56
ali1234i'm reminded of that old quote... to paraphrase: you can always count on ubuntu to do the right thing, after trying everything else.07:57
MartijnVdSI still don't understand what the difference between a lens and a scope is.07:57
ali1234a scope is a group of lenses07:57
ali1234it might be the other way around07:58
ali1234but say you have a "news" scope07:58
MartijnVdSI removed a ton of scopes earlier07:58
MartijnVdSNever use the dash anyway, other than the "run dialog" bit of it (Alt+F2)07:59
ali1234it will search the bbc news lens, the cnn lens, etc07:59
MartijnVdSbut I have a web browser open.. if I want news I'll use that!07:59
ali1234you don't need to tell me, i've been saying that since unity was released07:59
ali1234well, since they added scopes to it07:59
diploMorning all08:00
ali1234the home scope is the worst though, because it searches everything08:00
ali1234it is entirely possible to have more lenses than there is room for icons on the dash08:00
ali1234which makes the home scope utterly useless since it just blasts you with one of everything08:01
JamesTaitGood morning all; happy Monday, and happy Bunsen Burner Day! :-D08:56
MartijnVdSeeeep!08:57
MartijnVdSmeeep?08:57
brobostigonmorning boys and girls.09:01
jussiBunsen Burner Day....09:03
brobostigon:)09:03
davmor2jussi: I think JamesTait just makes these up as he goes along, who would you trust near a bunsen burner on a Monday!09:04
jussidavmor2: maybe thats the point of it... :P09:05
* jussi lights a fire under JamesTait09:05
foobarryblue flame or yellow flame?09:06
* JamesTait is already on a fast boil this morning.09:06
foobarrybunsen burners were the first amazing thing i learned in secondary school09:07
jussithe most fun I had in secondary school science class went either to "Dirty harry" or sodium in puddles on a wet day.... :D09:11
jussioh, and Monday morning funnies for you all... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc09:16
MartijnVdSjussi: your fwiend?09:17
jussiMartijnVdS: Do you find somefing funny when I say my fwiends name....... Biggus Dickus!?09:17
bigcalmGood morning peeps :)09:47
popeyyo09:50
DJonesWho'd have thought chosing a new car would be so difficult09:52
popeyblue one!09:54
DJonesHeh, colour isn't high up the list of requirement, as long as its not white09:55
foobarrycolour has influence over likelihood of being in a crash09:55
foobarrywhy do so many people choose tarmac grey?09:55
DJonesThis is tempting http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201403262816840/sort/default/usedcars/model/octavia/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew/postcode/wa76ls/quicksearch/true/page/3/make/skoda/radius/20?logcode=p09:56
foobarryand then don't turn on their lights in the rain and drive fast?09:56
DJonesfoobarry: Thats perhaps why so many cars now seem to have automatic lights09:57
foobarrymercedes don't even come with indicators :(09:58
DJonesI thought that was BMW's09:58
DJonesor Range Rovers09:58
popeyi haven't had to turn on my lights for 13 years09:58
foobarrybmw/audi/ercedes09:58
directhexfoobarry, wrong. all mercedes come with indicators in the base spec. but the £3000 optional enhancement pack removes them. and they've never sold a merc without all the overpriced addons09:59
foobarrythe only time i need to turn my lights on is after a service.09:59
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DJonesAll I want is an EState car, cruise control, decent caravan towing ability, good normal fuel consumption and normal tax bracket, ended up with about 8 different options10:02
foobarryi have that10:02
foobarryfocus estate tdci10:02
foobarryi never used the cruise control, was too scared10:03
bigcalmDJones: 407 sw10:03
bigcalmMy wife doesn't let me use the cruise control, so I use the speed limiter instead10:03
DJonesfoobarry: Been warned off the focus by a local mechanic10:03
foobarryany reason?10:03
DJonesfoobarry: Repair costs, said some of the Fords (c-max, mondeo, focus) can cost £1,000 to have a clutch replaced10:04
DJonesbigcalm: Thats one I'm thinking about, how do you find it10:04
bigcalmDJones: I've had 2 x 406 and 1 x 407. Love them all10:05
bigcalmDJones: davmor2 also has a 407 sw10:05
bigcalmDJones: it can get expensive if you get lots of electrical optional extras and some go wrong10:06
DJonesbigcalm: When I was getting my last car I tried a 407 SW and there was something that didn't feel right, but I'm thinking about having another go with one10:06
bigcalmNice and quiet, smooth ride, good acceleration, good fuel consumption10:07
bigcalmTyers are expensive though as they are classed as "sports"10:08
DJonesbigcalm: Something like this may be an option http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201403272848055/sort/default/usedcars/make/peugeot/price-from/4500/body-type/estate/model/407/onesearchad/used%2Cnearlynew%2Cnew/price-to/9500/page/1/radius/25/postcode/wa76ls?logcode=p10:08
DJonesTYres won't be a problem working at a tyre fitters & getting free tyres10:09
davmor2Morning all10:09
bigcalmDJones: damn you :P10:09
bigcalmMorning davmor210:10
davmor2bigcalm, DJones: I do indeed and I've had a 406 and a 306 sw they are so comfortable on long and short hauls :)10:10
davmor2bigcalm: ha mine weren't10:11
DJonesdavmor2: bigcalm Thanks for the recommendations anyway, much prefer that to anonymous reviews on wesbites10:11
davmor2DJones: there are 3 common faults on the 407, the joint on the front wheels due to turning and powering (just wear and tear they just need replacing), the cambelt if you are buying a second hand one just get it replaced it's way way way cheaper, rear wiper arm can seize on earlier models due to steel pin in an aluminium housing10:19
davmor2407 sw that is10:19
bigcalm!info ruby10:19
lubotu3ruby (source: ruby-defaults): Interpreter of object-oriented scripting language Ruby (default version). In component main, is optional. Version 1:1.9.3 (saucy), package size 4 kB, installed size 31 kB10:19
bigcalmHow does one find out what version a package will be in 14.04?10:20
davmor2bigcalm: surely this is all you need to know about ruby https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qObzgUfCl2810:21
davmor2bigcalm: dpkg -l | grep <package_name>, apt-cache policy <package_name>10:26
bigcalmhttp://packages.ubuntu.com/trusty/ruby10:26
bigcalmI googled10:26
davmor2bigcalm: Open software-center and type in the name10:26
davmor2bigcalm: :P10:27
davmor2bigcalm: out of interest why didn't you do that before  asking here :P10:27
bigcalmdavmor2: I wondered if there was a way of getting lubotu3 to inform me10:28
DJonesdavmor2: Cheers10:32
directhexpopey, do you know what the likelihood of that google-chrome/lightdm guest session bug being fixed for 14.04 final?10:34
davmor2DJones: by the way as a tip I aways give change the cambelt, you don't know how the previous driver drove but you can guarantee it wasn't the same as in the test environment that sets the 120,000 miles :)  It's pretty cheap to get done and can save you a fortune10:35
popeydirecthex: higher if someone provides a patch.10:35
directhexi couldn't get it to work, but i don't understand apparmour10:36
popeyoh ☹10:36
DJonesdavmor2: Thats true10:36
directhexpopey, just substituting paths didn't seem to do it, must be more to it10:36
bigcalmI need to book my car in for a replacement front nearside ball joint and front tyers10:37
bigcalm*grumble*10:38
directhexi'm in a bloody costa because car is in for service/mot10:38
popeydirecthex: were there more apparmor denies in dmesg?10:38
popeyeven after adding the additional paths10:38
shauno"bloody costa" sounds like a tarantino scene :/10:38
directhexpopey, i'd need to check, the box i was working on is in cambridge so it'll have to wait until tomorrow10:38
popeyI'll test here a bit later when I have some time.10:39
directhexsorry. not many test NUCs here in costa10:40
directhexi also need to test daniels' lowdpi patch to fix OMGCRAZYHUGE gnome shell on our projector10:40
directhexxrandr thinks the projector is 16mmx9mm, so detects it as around 3600DPI, so shell does crazy UI scaling10:40
directhex"Cats are awesome ᵔᴥᵔ" - that's clearly an otter, not a cat10:41
davmor2DJones: See bigcalm's statement about ball joint for proof of my earlier statement :D10:41
shaunohow big does a gnome have to be before it's just a statue?10:42
directhexshauno, depends on whether it has a fishing rod and pointy hat10:43
shaunohttp://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/24000/Fishing-Statue-of-Liberty--24259.jpg  :)10:44
bigcalmCute :)10:45
shaunosorry, this is how I procrastinate :/  I'll be quiet10:45
jussidirecthex: how dare you challenge my cat!10:45
directhexotter.10:46
directhexit's a cute otter!10:46
davmor2directhex: you are clearly wrong it's a teddy bear10:46
directhexit's clearly shellington sea otter, from the octonauts10:48
jussino. its a cat.10:50
jussiC-A-T10:50
jussicat10:50
davmor2jussi: Teddy Bear10:50
jussipffft10:50
davmor2T-E-D-D-Y B-E-A-R10:50
davmor2teddy bear10:50
jussianyway, anyone seen aquarius recently?10:50
bigcalmHe's been hiding in Brum I think10:51
davmor2jussi: He moved to brum and has been living in a bar by the sound of it :)10:51
jussidavmor2: didnt he recently get a job?10:51
davmor2jussi: there have been some interesting tweets from him10:52
davmor2jussi: no idea he was working for himself10:52
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bigcalmMy SGS3 finally got updated to Android 4.3. Everything is ever so slightly different. Most strange11:01
MartijnVdSbigcalm: such strange. very difference.11:01
bigcalmMeme much argh11:01
directhexi lol'd11:02
davmor2bigcalm: in kitkat they got rid of SMS it's all in hangouts you think 4.3 is different :P11:04
bigcalmJoy11:04
jussidavmor2: I got lazy and just called him :)11:04
popeyso what if you don't use gapps?11:05
davmor2bigcalm: though that is on the nexus 511:05
popeycan you no longer to sms?11:05
bigcalmSo my t-mobile contract is up in May. What should my next Android handset be?11:05
MartijnVdSpopey: you can still SMS11:05
MartijnVdSpopey: it's all in the Hangouts app11:05
jussipopey: there is still the option to use the old app11:05
MartijnVdStogether with Google's hangoutchat stuff11:05
jussiI still do11:05
popeyahh11:05
MartijnVdSjussi: I don't have that option on Nexus 5 I think11:05
davmor2popey: I think you can manually re-enable sms via a hidden menu somewhere11:05
jussiMartijnVdS: oh right?  on my samsung you get to choose...11:05
jussiI keep resisting going to the hangouts appt11:06
MartijnVdSHangouts is so amazign though11:06
MartijnVdSif only more people used it :|11:06
jussiMartijnVdS: Ive not seen any advantages yet11:06
BigRedS__I distrust it. It looks like google want to break both XMMP and SMS to no particular end11:06
davmor2MartijnVdS, popey: https://support.google.com/hangouts/answer/3441321?hl=en-GB11:07
MartijnVdSIf you have the Hangouts app on Android 4.0 and higher, you can send and receive text messages (SMS and MMS), photos and videos. Remember, your text message rates through your mobile operator still apply.11:07
MartijnVdSYou can send and receive text and multimedia messages in the Hangouts app without being signed in. But if you want to send Hangouts messages or make video calls, you'll need to sign in to a Google account.11:07
MartijnVdSblah, why did it do that?11:07
BigRedS__haha11:08
jussi:D11:08
MartijnVdSanyway, I *like* the hangouts app for SMS+Hangouts, I don't want to get rid of it :)11:08
BigRedS__weirdo11:08
* jussi got a free phone today :)11:15
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dwatkinsMy Clark Kent glasses have arrived.12:13
bigcalmJealous12:19
bigcalmThat said, my glasses are rimless. I'd be confused by the black lines12:20
dwatkinsThey're effectively just UV filters.12:20
dwatkinshttp://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B0063CZWRU/ref=oh_details_o01_s00_i0012:20
foobarry:-|12:21
foobarryyou wear them for fun?12:21
foobarryno enlargement/focusing going on?12:21
dwatkinsyes; no12:21
jussiI cannot imagine why people would wear glasses for fun....12:21
bigcalmMe either12:21
dwatkinswell, actually I got them so I can have the fan on my desk switched on without my eyes drying out12:22
bigcalmThough I do like wearing mine and seeing people wear glasses.12:22
bigcalmBut unless they are doing a corrective operation, I feel like they are mocking those who _need_ glasses12:22
dwatkinshmm, that had not occurred to me12:23
dwatkinsthen again, I used to need glasses12:23
bigcalmIf you have a need, then that's cool :)12:23
awilkinsI wear a pair of +1D reading glasses in a preventative capacity sometimes12:23
dwatkinsI think I'm 2.5 diopters short-sighted12:23
dwatkinsat least I was once12:24
foobarryi have no idea12:24
awilkinsI get a little shortsighted if I read close-to for long periods ; +1 lenses move that focal point to infinity which has the same effect as a long walk outside but I can keep working...12:24
awilkinsPlus I think the fact that it acts like a pair of blinders (can't focus on the periphery and the working field simultaneously anymore) means I focus better12:26
dwatkinsyeah, I do get easily distracted by things in my peripheral vision12:27
dwatkinsI would move to a window seat if there was one, as then I wouldn't have people walking past all the time12:28
jussiI cant see things in the distance - I love having 30day contact lenses12:30
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DJonesI've just got new glasses, big change in the prescription this time and going from distance to reading range is driving me mad13:09
SuperEngineerhmmm... latest post from Mark Shuttleworth talks all about IAAS. I fired IAAS into search & found 2 main choices... http://readwrite.com/2013/05/08/explained-saas-iaas-paas-infographic & http://www.iaasworld.org/joomla/ ...13:26
SuperEngineerDear Mark, perhaps not using pure abbreviation all the time would be helpful ;)13:26
popeyI = Infrastructure13:27
SuperEngineeryup13:27
foobarryI Am A Shuttleworth13:27
SuperEngineermy brain guessed that one - just found it funny trhat the other choice was "less than useful" ;)13:28
SuperEngineer*that13:28
SuperEngineerI Am A Sausage13:29
foobarryI AM ASTRONAUT SUCKERS!13:29
SuperEngineercool!13:30
* SuperEngineer used the astronaut bit as the final clincher in convincing someone to use Ubuntu13:37
SuperEngineerYou wanna use software from Skynet or you wanna use software from an an astronaut?   :D13:38
dwatkinsThey use Linux on the ISS, don't they?13:39
SuperEngineerI think they do - & a pet robot [which is probably running some sort of ditto]13:41
dwatkins"we are go for main engine start" ... "Wait! My laptop is installing Windows updates!"13:42
MartijnVdSUnlikely, ISS would be using XP, which won't gte any more updates soon :13:42
MartijnVdS:P13:42
dwatkinsThe horror...13:43
popeythey recently migrated from windows to linux for many of their laptops13:43
popeysomeone brought a virus on board a while back13:43
MartijnVdSthat's not something you'd want13:43
popeylongest travelled computer virus I'd imagine13:43
popeyyou wouldn't want to claim that accolade tho13:43
dwatkinsgiven that they have internet access, it's only a matter of time before that is commonplace if they were to continue using Windows.13:44
SuperEngineerSo all those periods spent by thew early astronauts in isolation chambers were needed.  Yikes, there are viruses in space [who'd have guseed]13:45
SuperEngineerIf a Windows virus survives re-entry.... the horror!13:47
SuperEngineerIf a Linux virus survives re-entry... see, told you our viruses are better than your viruses ;)13:48
popeythey only have internet access for a fraction of the day and it's really slow apparently13:53
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foobarrythe internet access is deliverd by post?13:54
MartijnVdShttp://www.tested.com/science/space/449539-how-fast-isss-internet-and-other-space-questions-answered/13:54
MartijnVdS"The Internet connection uses the Ku-band, which delivers throughput around 10Mbit/sec down and 3Mbit/sec up from the station--roughly equivalent to a home Internet connection."13:55
MartijnVdS"The latency will undoubtedly be worse though, as the signal has to make a couple of round trips to geosynchronous orbit and back."13:55
SuperEngineerhmmm... if only someone invent an autonomous flying machine to catch internet signals  - maybe even give it a boring name like, oh, let me think... "drone".  ;)13:58
* SuperEngineer is planning favourite food SEBC [sausage, eggs, beans & chips] tonight - thinking of stepping the overclocking back up - to save me cooking the eggs on the cooker ;)14:19
* SuperEngineer is now a happy bunny http://edition.cnn.com/2014/03/31/world/asia/japan-whale-hunt/14:31
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* awilkins has a delicious whale steak for dinner14:37
* awilkins is actually having left over Kung Pao Chicken14:37
mappsaegh14:38
mappsgot too drunk again14:38
mappssame routine as normal14:38
SuperEngineermapps: that reminds me. I'm on leave!!! Time to open a bottle! Thanks14:44
bashrchas someone found a linux virus?14:45
mapps:)14:46
mappsi planned to have a few14:47
mappsfew ended up few more than planned14:47
mapps6 cans at home..then went casino manager gets me a free drink and i endup staying till the end14:47
mappsonly planned on having 4 or so14:47
SuperEngineermapps: that's technically called an "oh-oh" - a.k.a. "WHOOPS!" - a.k.a "helpme!"14:51
mapps:D14:53
mappsat least i didnt buy some cigs14:54
mappsoften decide to buy some and pay 9.50 a pack..when i dont even smoke anymore lol14:54
SuperEngineer"A leading neuroscientist has suggested that attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) is ''not a real disease''."15:01
SuperEngineerLISTEN TO ME15:01
SuperEngineer....sorry what did I just say... I'm not paying attention15:02
SuperEngineer;)(15:02
mappsheh15:02
SuperEngineer"A leading SuperEngineer has suggested that Ubuntu deficit hyperactivity disorder (UDHD) is ''not a real disease''."15:03
SuperEngineerIn fact the "leading" scientist has proved this is often "cured" by superdrug "TestTheBeta"15:04
daftykinsbreaky breaky packages await15:14
SuperEngineerdaftykins: "packages awaity"... surely ;)15:23
daftykinsyou raise a fine point there15:24
daftykinsa sea shanty it shall be15:24
* SuperEngineer sings "ooooh... who lives in a bubble under the sea... Sponge Bob Squarepants"15:26
SuperEngineer[soorry - couldn't resist15:26
popeyhttp://www.ebuyer.com/620311-hp-255-g1-laptop-h6q17ea15:45
daftykinsAMD E1 :S15:47
popeyUbuntu \o/15:48
daftykinsoh i didn't even see that XD15:48
awilkinsIt's a pineapple, isn't it?15:53
daftykinshuh?15:53
awilkinsThat Spongebob Squarepants lives in15:53
awilkins"Who lives in a pineapple under the sea"15:54
daftykinsdon't mention fruit around SuperMatt15:55
daftykinsoops sorry SuperMatt i meant SuperEngineer15:55
mapps:)15:55
mappsoff tonight too15:55
mapps95% sure itll be a repeat of yesterday:D15:56
daftykinslol15:56
daftykinstake note everyone, mapps is getting legless - stay idle on IRC tonight!15:57
mappslol15:57
mappswhats that mean?15:57
mappsil be going out at some point :)15:57
daftykins;D15:58
mappsjust deciding what to buy when i do my shopping ... strongbow dark fruits/strongbow citrus .... Heineken or maybe some Zubrowka15:59
daftykinshow was the strongbow citrus?15:59
mappsits ok15:59
mappsbut15:59
mappsnothing great..just made a change16:00
* awilkins shuns flavoured brewed drinks16:00
mappsi prefer strongbow darkfruit16:00
mappsBUT16:00
mappsits like drinking a bag of sugar..gotta be really bad lol16:00
mappsits so damn sweet16:00
awilkinsWeston's16:00
awilkinsCider that tastes like someone fermented some apple juice.16:00
mappsbut i loved vimto when i was younger..so no surprise i like strongbow dark fruit16:00
mappsi bought 8 somersby this moning16:00
mappshad stella cidre last night..thats not too bad..bit sweet though even for me16:01
mappsstoli vanilla's ok too16:01
mappshad a bottle of stoli vanilla on thursday with pepsi..really nice16:02
mappsooh i know16:04
mappseristoff black or gold..i do like that..weak vodka like 20% but flavoured16:04
daftykinson my weekly restaurant jaunts i've been having pints of an ale called 'wonkey donkey' of late :D it's hilarious 'cause us Guernsey people are nicknamed donkeys16:06
daftykinsso a wonkey donkey i do become16:06
mappsheh16:06
mappsdonkeys? whys tat your nickname16:06
awilkinsStella Cidre is nasty. So many nasty nasty processed drinkies.16:06
mappsyea16:07
mappsits quite sweet16:07
mappsi like16:07
mappsBrothers/Magners/Bulmers16:07
daftykinsapparently it's because we're stubborn16:07
mappsi love brothers toffee apple16:07
awilkinsThat reminds me to get some nice tonic water16:07
awilkinsThat isn't full of saccharin16:07
mappsso nice...but again cant drink too many gets sickly16:07
mappsmaybe 6 or so16:07
awilkinsA harder task than you might imagine16:07
mappsi was talking to a guy iknow at the casino yesterday (employee)16:09
mappshe said he earns like 900quid after tax..how can you live on that16:09
mappsand for working nights? surely thats like literally minimum wage16:09
mappsi thought it was standard to be paid more for nights16:10
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SuperMattlols my apport has crashed and I can't close it!18:28
mapps125 quid for tickets to the atp finals18:45
mappsis that a lot? how much is normal tennis18:45
diploevening all19:16
bashrctrying to get a startSSL certificate19:18
bashrcI gave in and got a cheap domain name19:18
neuroI think the interface to startssl is a prototype of 204819:18
bashrcsomething like that19:19
neuroi just get mine from gandi19:19
bashrcso hopefully if all goes well then I may be able to experiment with pump.io frederation and Red Matrix19:19
neuro"pump"19:20
foobarryanyone gonna try zram in kernel 3.14?19:53
MartijnVdSOpenWRT can use it apparently19:55
directhexzram?19:55
bashrcfoobarry: yes maybe19:56
popeyzram has existed for ages hasn't it?19:56
foobarryare you thinking of the other one19:56
bashrc3.13 seems to be working ok for now though19:56
foobarryzswap19:56
popeyI used it on arm ages ago19:56
directhexramdoubler!19:57
foobarryhttp://kernelnewbies.org/Linux_3.14#head-72b295b09fea85de2e80f0b7850048264fed887e19:57
foobarryhttp://stackoverflow.com/questions/18437205/difference-between-zram-and-zswap19:57
foobarrystill don't understand the difference after reading that19:58
foobarryi think zswap strives to reduce swap i/o and zram strive to reduce swappage19:58
diddledanfoobarry: zswap compresses on-disk, zram compresses in-memory19:59
foobarryin any case, time to conisder as chrome zaps my 8gb RAM19:59
diddledanoh maybe I'm wrong20:00
MartijnVdSthe interesting point is LZO, because it's so fast at decompression20:00
diddledanthe answer on the stack overflow suggests that zswap also does it inmemory20:00
foobarryzram less likely to use swap device though20:00
ali1234they both technically use swap, because pages can't be compressed unless they have been swapped out20:00
ali1234swap itself can be on a ramdisk though20:01
diddledanzram can't page to disk in addition to compressing in-memory?20:03
ali1234it uses a ramdisk20:03
diddledan(according to a SO answer)20:03
diddledanali1234: I mean when the ramdisk is full it can't page out colder items to physical disk allowing for hot objects to remain inmemory20:04
diddledani.e. you can't back the zram with a swapfile20:05
MartijnVdSdiddledan: you can add both zram and a swapfile though20:05
diddledanmemory -> compressed zram -> swap20:05
MartijnVdSdiddledan: and give zram a higher priority20:05
ali1234zram doesn't integrate with the swap system directly20:05
ali1234it just gives you a ramdisk disk with transparent compression20:05
foobarryyso how to implement it on your system?20:05
ali1234you can use it as a swap device20:05
diddledanoic, so you overlay the zram with a swap filesystem?20:06
diddledancombining two independant mechanisms20:06
ali1234yeah20:07
ali1234zswap is integrated with the swap system and acts as a page cache, also compressed20:08
foobarryis there a howto for it?20:08
diddledanwell that's more unixy than I tend to give modern linux the credit for (*cough* systemd, the one daemon to rule them all *cough*)20:08
ali1234stop whinging about systemd, it is good20:08
diddledanyey dropbox isn't secret :-) http://grahamcluley.com/2014/03/dropbox-privacy/20:14
foobarrydiddledan: what does the eula say about copyrighted material?20:16
diddledanafaicr it is just boilerplate stating "don't do it!"20:17
shaunonot sure why everyone's making a big deal outta that.  it's a well-understood mechanism by now20:18
foobarryi have 2gb ram in this laptop, zram could help me20:25
foobarrywhat will 14.04 run?20:25
popeyLinux deep-thought 3.13.0-19-generic #40-Ubuntu SMP Mon Mar 24 02:36:06 UTC 2014 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux20:26
popeyis what my laptop has20:26
popeybut it's 3.13 with some stuff backported from 3.14 I believe20:26
mappslol at the sky ad20:49
mappssky shield20:49
mappsprotects you from internet baddies20:49
mappsso samuel l jackson tells me!20:49
diddledanmapps: aka censorship20:49
mappsyes20:50
mapps:D20:50
mappswhich is garbage20:50
diddledanI tried to explain this issue to my family. they don't understand why it is such an important issue20:50
mappsi understand there's pedos and the like putting filth online but if these people were dealt with to begin with they wouldn't be able to do anything online20:50
mappsbut thats another issue20:51
mappssurprised MPs aren't worried..how many MPs have been done for child porn and the like now? sickening20:51
diddledanlol20:51
mappsthe keys education not censorship20:52
bashrcmapps: protects you from real information more like21:03
bashrccensorship and control are two sides of the same coin21:04
bashrcMPs would have loved to "protect" the public from information about their expenses21:05
diddledanbashrc: hence the problem we're now in, because if they wanted to they can21:07
diddledanI like Andrews and Arnolds' method of not implementing the great british firewall21:08
diddledan"do you want censored intenret?" "yes" "sorry, not here, buddy, we only do uncensored internet"21:09
diddledansee the "Active Choice" section on this page: https://order.aa.net.uk/h1order.cgi21:10
diddledanspeaking of which, I probably need to turn off the great british firewall of china21:11
diddledanoh, that's good news from the sky broadband tho - they now let you have a static ip on their "pro" package21:14
diddledanthey're trying to retain the bethere.co.uk users that haven't jumped ship yet21:14
diddledanok, the sky shield gives three options: "PG: blocks online gaming, social networking, forums and other sites unsuitable for under 18s"; "13: allows online gaming and social networking and forums but blocks other sites unsuitable for under18s"; and, "18: allows sites suitable for over 18s but BLOCKS ACCESS TO SITES containing phishing and malware" <-- so there's no always-off setting21:17
diddledanaah, you have to click through to the FAQ page and find the answer with a link to turn off the shield completely21:18
diddledanooh, brown-out21:22
diddledansplit second. but my UPS fired up21:22
popeycan anyone else reproduce bug 1300457 on 14.04?21:54
lubotu3Error: Launchpad bug 1300457 could not be found21:54
popeyoh, bum - https://plus.google.com/u/0/109365858706205035322/posts/65w9mM8sTox that21:54
diddledanpopey: it seems that esprima gets caught in an infinite loop on install?22:09
diddledanit's sitting there not doing much on mine22:09
popeyhmm22:10
popeyit does spin for a while then barfs22:10
diddledanI would suggest infinite loop - it's using 100% CPU time and around 15%memory at the moment22:10
popeyaq suggested i use npm from ppa rather than repo22:12
diddledanstill spinning away22:14
diddledanjust jumpet from 17% mem usage to 34% on the NPM process22:14
diddledanjumped*22:14
diddledanup to 70%22:15
diddledanI'm guessing it'll just eat memory until OOM-killer comes along22:16
diddledanI think processes murdering other processes should be illegal. especially having one sent to do the murdering by a colonel in the military22:17
diddledanand yups, the OOM-murderer came out of hiding22:18

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