[06:52] <dholbach> good morning
[17:58] <nik90> jono: nice April 1st shocker :P
[17:58] <soulwazah> .
[17:58] <soulwazah> .
[17:58] <soulwazah> .
[17:58] <soulwazah> .
[17:58] <soulwazah> Hello?
[17:58] <nik90> soulwazah: hello
[17:58] <soulwazah> is this starting or what?
[17:59] <nik90> jono: u r live
[17:59] <L1ntux> yep
[17:59] <MrHappyPanties> I can see your FACE
[17:59] <akiva-mobile> hey!
[17:59] <Guest68889> we do see you :)
[17:59] <hatch> looks good
[17:59] <soulwazah> hey ther!´
[17:59] <Sephy_> i can see you
[17:59] <MrHappyPanties> look at that handsome face
[17:59] <L1ntux> see ya
[17:59] <nik90> MrHappyPanties: lol
[17:59] <davidcalle_> Yes we can see you :)
[18:00] <cyber> i can see your face too :O
[18:00] <akiva-mobile> see you
[18:00] <Moondeck> yo
[18:00] <soulwazah> we see you
[18:00] <grungekid> QUESTION: It says this is your last q and a? explain? :(
[18:00] <Sephy_> You almost gave me a heartattack today jono!
[18:00] <Fichtner> You are live
[18:00] <rho___> hey
[18:00] <Moondeck> hey
[18:00] <L1ntux> lol
[18:00] <nik90> Sephy_: I know rite!
[18:00] <Erik__> Hello!
[18:00] <Moondeck> do u know doge?
[18:00] <nik90> Hello everyone
[18:01] <Dhiraj> Hi
[18:01] <Moondeck> can i ask you about ubuntu?
[18:01] <Moondeck> can i ask you about ubuntu?
[18:01] <Moondeck> can i ask you about ubuntu?
[18:01] <Sephy_> DONT YOU DARE JONO!
[18:01] <Sephy_> ARGH!
[18:01] <L1ntux> april fool ^^
[18:01] <cyber> april april :D
[18:01] <nik90> look at jono trolling in April ... :D
[18:01] <MrHappyPanties> OMG he is a vegetarian!!!
[18:01] <Sephy_> That tweet was horrible! xD
[18:01] <Moondeck> fck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[18:01] <Guest68889> april's fool
[18:02] <soulwazah> april fools XD
[18:02] <nik90> lol jono vegetarian!!! u kidding? ..
[18:02] <Moondeck> can i ask you about ubuntu?
[18:02] <Moondeck> ????
[18:02] <Moondeck> can i ask you about ubuntu?
[18:02] <Moondeck> can i ask you about ubuntu?
[18:02] <Moondeck> can i ask you about ubuntu?
[18:02] <cyber> use google -.-
[18:02] <rho___> ^_^
[18:02] <k1l> Moondeck: behave in here
[18:02] <L1ntux> bla bla april ^^
[18:02] <techman246> QUESTION: what you seemed to enjoy the ubuntu project
[18:02] <skrdz1984> do not irritate
[18:02] <rho___> jaj
[18:02] <k1l> Moondeck: preface your question with QUESTION then ask what you want
[18:02] <davidcalle_> But think about all the money!
[18:03] <wo0f> lol
[18:03] <diabolik> when is ubuntu for android out ?
[18:03] <ham_baguette> hes quittin??? i dident read it on OMGUbuntu??
[18:03] <Guest68889> QUESTION: when will the mobile devices with Ubuntu touch be ready???
[18:03] <leedev> Bacon, I love you hahahahhahaha
[18:03] <akiva-mobile> april fools
[18:04] <rho___> XD
[18:04] <Dhiraj> Can I remove Opensuse which i used as base, I mean I install Ubuntu 13.10 on it , Now I wan't to remove Opensuse, can I do it without getting affected my Ubuntu ? :)
[18:04] <techman246> i hope
[18:04] <ham_baguette> Dhiraj: I think you have to put QUESTION first
[18:04] <techman246> i hope this is all a sick joke
[18:04] <ham_baguette> then ask
[18:04] <ham_baguette> :)
[18:04] <lud> yeah yeah its april 1st .....
[18:04] <morchan> 1
[18:04] <ham_baguette> doesnt mark have a webcam in your office?
[18:05] <rho___> play something with the guitar man! ^_^
[18:05] <morchan> nice
[18:05] <mhall119> the biggest problem with rick is his fancy suits and cigars
[18:05] <Sundu> hi
[18:05] <Dhiraj> Can I remove Opensuse which i used as base, I mean I install Ubuntu 13.10 on it , Now I wan't to remove Opensuse, can I do it without getting affected my Ubuntu ? :)
[18:05] <Sundu> hello
[18:05] <ham_baguette> Dhiraj: YOu have to put QUESTION then your question
[18:05] <L1ntux> hmmm new humble bundle but not linux support......
[18:06] <Sephy_> QUESTION: CAn you stop this april folls nonsense? ^^
[18:06] <davidcalle_> Be honest, you are a Microsoft mole, the too perfect beard, the fancy glasses....
[18:06] <rho___> jajajaj +1: <Sephy_> QUESTION: CAn you stop this april folls nonsense? ^^
[18:06] <DavidWonderly> He is missing the turtleneck
[18:06] <ham_baguette> QUESTION: i dididnt read this on techrights or OMG???? Y U LEAEING
[18:06] <wo0f> QUESTION Will Nginx be the default webserver now it's in the official 14.04 repo?
[18:06] <Guest81458> ?is the rumor true that you are actually Bill Gates and Steve Jobs love child?
[18:06] <zee> QUESTION do you think ubuntu will be looking into expansion into tablets ?
[18:07] <MrHappyPanties> QUESTION: Just be frank with us, Marks beard if a fake right!
[18:07] <techman246> did the stream die for anyone else?
[18:07] <rho___> QUESTION 4 REAL: Why the touch icons sources are not available?
[18:07] <zonovroman> I don't understand some things with API. I want to use ContentHub in my app, but it isn't work in SDK and when I test app on phone. What I'm doing wrong?
[18:07] <pebs74> QUESTION: What Linux distro. would you recommend? Would you recommend anything other than Linux? Cheers!
[18:08] <Dhiraj> Linux is replacing Windows in huge...
[18:08] <wo0f> lol
[18:08] <Erik__> A kitten will make you feel better.
[18:08] <snwh> :D
[18:08] <techman246> awwe
[18:09]  * mhall119 hopes he's not getting promoted to "management"
[18:09] <cayzar> If the desktop is dead, what is the furture of ubuntu?
[18:09] <Guest68889> QUESTION: when will I be able to purchase a mobile phone with Ubuntu on it???
[18:09] <rharta> Hi! I am about to decide between windows 8 and ubuntu 14.04. Please convice me to choose ubuntu :)
[18:09] <Guest81458> LOL
[18:09] <DavidWonderly> You're missing the love child of the WOZ and RS
[18:09] <fagan> Hey all
[18:09] <soulwazah> .
[18:09] <soulwazah> .
[18:09] <soulwazah> .
[18:09] <soulwazah> .
[18:09] <soulwazah> .
[18:09] <soulwazah> .
[18:09] <soulwazah> .
[18:09] <pentarex> QUESTION: What do you think about the NSA spying and all of the other stuff that SNOWDEN dropped and left? Did you think this was the way to say it and the chaos he made...
[18:09] <rho___> XD XD
[18:10] <Sephy_> SERIOUS QUESTION: Can you stop now? It's really annoying.
[18:10] <L1ntux> QUESTION: What you think about the bugs in Multidisplay usage? Browser on the Second Display stop playing in Fullscreen, when i click on the other Display. And some Steam Games run only in the Middle of the Display. Is it an bug from the Ubuntu Side?
[18:10] <Dhiraj> Please recommend some course which could make me successful in Linux Industry
[18:10] <akiva-mobile> QUESTION: Ubuntu Desktop Sound Themes have remained the same for quite some time, and despite the occassional plan dropped to have them replaced, they have stuck around. Are there any plans to do new desktop sounds?
[18:10] <DavidWonderly> QUESTION: Can we give up on Mir now?
[18:10] <fagan> I have a neck beard right now
[18:10]  * davidcalle_ scratchs neck
[18:10] <cayzar> Question: If the desktop is dead, what is the future of Ubuntu? are tablets really going to be as big as desktops?
[18:10] <zonovroman> QUESTION: When UT will drop support for maguro, manta and grouper?
[18:10] <snwh> bacon question time should be like this everytime
[18:10] <cayzar>  
[18:10] <cayzar>  
[18:10] <cayzar>   
[18:10] <cayzar>  Question: If the desktop is dead, what is the future of Ubuntu? are tablets really going to be as big as desktops?
[18:10] <akiva-mobile> QUESTION: Will the ubuntu sounds be unison across the platforms?
[18:11] <akiva-mobile> QUESTION: Any competitions for ubuntu ring tones?
[18:11] <fagan> This is going to be spliced and turned into a sound board and played everywhere
[18:11] <fagan> and lol did he just fart
[18:11] <Guest81458> Question: Can you confirm that Linus stole the Linux Kernel from Steve Balmer and that Steve Balmer is the most under appreciated technical genius in the universe?
[18:11] <lud> QUESTION red or brown sauce ...
[18:11] <Sephy_> I'm out. You are draging this out to far. See you next time.
[18:12] <ham_baguette> QUESTION: How do I instaLL the Ubunity on Windows???
[18:12] <Guest81458> lol Win 98
[18:12] <fagan> Windows 98 is best 98
[18:12] <techman246> OKAY THATS A JOKE WINDOWS 98 LOL
[18:12] <rho___> QUESTION! Lannister or Stark?
[18:13] <Mikkl> QUESTION: Really Windows 98 or Windows 98 SE?
[18:13] <nolife> Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !
[18:13] <Crokeva> How much workers you have?
[18:13] <Guest68889> I have an iphone - it sucks ballz
[18:13] <ham_baguette> I have ifone its ok!!
[18:14] <rho___> +2, again, jajaja <Sephy_> SERIOUS QUESTION: Can you stop now? It's really annoying.
[18:14] <akiva-mobile> *Facepalm* is it april 2nd anywhere yet? Can we shoot Jono out of a cannon to that place?
[18:14] <akiva-mobile> canon*
[18:14] <vedranius> oh damn, if only this is translated to English, you would have a laugh!!! http://www.linuxzasve.com/vlada-rh-potpisala-ekskluzivni-ugovor-s-canonicalom
[18:14] <ham_baguette> dont shoot such horrible!!
[18:14] <nolife> Oh... you touch my tralala
[18:14] <rho___> leaving guys ;) cheers! :)
[18:14] <ham_baguette> how i get ubuntity on windows???? HELP!!!!!
[18:15] <Crokeva> QUESTION: How much workers you have?
[18:15] <Guest77998> QUESTION: Could you please send me the bank account where I pay for buying canonical? Lost it along my millions of dollars
[18:15] <cayzar>   
[18:15] <cayzar>  
[18:15] <cayzar>  
[18:15] <cayzar>  
[18:15] <cayzar>   
[18:15] <cayzar> Question: will the ubuntu phones be available in the USA?
[18:15] <nolife> Is this live thing real or just a fake playback ?
[18:15] <Crokeva> QUESTION: How much workers you have?
[18:15] <fagan> I love bugs
[18:15] <techman246> no i think its live
[18:15] <techman246> because he is talking about people in the chat
[18:16] <ham_baguette> QUESTION: I have keyboard with bug having keys i tap keyboard but keys stick and on screen is a keyboard. Can I help??
[18:16] <zonovroman> What do you think about Crimea and Russian "occupation"?
[18:16] <Crokeva> QUESTION: How much workers you have?
[18:16] <vedranius> Hey Jono
[18:16] <zonovroman> QUESTION: What do you think about Crimea and Russian "occupation"?
[18:16] <vedranius> read this: http://translate.google.hr/translate?sl=hr&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=hr&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.linuxzasve.com%2Fvlada-rh-potpisala-ekskluzivni-ugovor-s-canonicalom
[18:16] <DavidWonderly> Got ya ;)
[18:16] <pentarex> thank you for the response :) I dont know if you are pranking today, but that was the thing I was thinking also.
[18:16] <vedranius> tho, it's translated with google from Croatian
[18:16] <Crokeva> vedranius koji je to kurac
[18:17] <rharta> Hi! I am about to decide between windows 8 and ubuntu 14.04. Please convice me to choose ubuntu :)
[18:17] <Crokeva> vedranius koji kurac
[18:17] <akiva-mobile> ;_; I hope he does a real one after this :P
[18:17] <vedranius> kaj?
[18:17] <Crokeva> kad je to potpisano
[18:17] <fagan> rharta: Well its a lot cheaper thats a start
[18:17] <vedranius> ma 1. April čovječe
[18:17] <nolife> I have the same chair as you ! Isn't it good ?
[18:17] <leedev> scoes?
[18:18] <Steam4Mac> QUESTION: Why the hell is Ubuntu equivalent to windows BOB ?
[18:18] <snwh> :D
[18:18] <akiva-mobile> QUESTION: When did it sink in that your google tech talk slides should have not had so many Chuck Norris Jokes
[18:18] <ham_baguette> QUESTION: I have keyboard issue with keyboard an you doesnt reply!!!!!!!
[18:18] <Crokeva> http://www.linuxzasve.com/vlada-rh-potpisala-ekskluzivni-ugovor-s-canonicalom
[18:18] <Spirinox> QUESTION: Ubuntu got buy by Microsoft, right?
[18:18] <Crokeva> QUESTION: How much workers you have?
[18:19] <akiva-mobile> Spirinox, it was facebook.
[18:19] <airurando> very very funny
[18:19] <akiva-mobile> Crokeva, I think its like 700 :P
[18:19] <vedranius> http://translate.google.hr/translate?sl=hr&tl=en&js=n&prev=_t&hl=hr&ie=UTF-8&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.linuxzasve.com%2Fvlada-rh-potpisala-ekskluzivni-ugovor-s-canonicalom :D
[18:19] <rharta> fagan: Thanks. It is already on my laptop. But something is missing i feel so :)
[18:19] <Crokeva> akiva, thank you!
[18:19] <Dhiraj> https://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=8652918825383194983#overview/src=dashboard
[18:20] <akiva-mobile> Crokeva, That is what I am here for :P
[18:20] <d0od> QUESTION: Canonical? More like Canonicant, ammirite, Jono?
[18:20] <leedev> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Linux
[18:21] <Marechal> QUESTION: When will Ubuntu overcome the lack of drivers for video cards?
[18:21] <snwh> d0od, perhaps Cantonical
[18:21] <ahayzen_> QUESTION: As a company with a large amount of its workforce working from home, how do you as a company ensure that people are actually doing their work and what hours they have been working. Do you for example have a sign in/out, daily standups or task based performance?
[18:21] <Spirinox> QUESTION: can you confirm me that SOAD is on of the best metal group?
[18:21] <Spirinox> ONE*
[18:21] <Marechal> QUESTION: When will Ubuntu overcome the lack of drivers for video cards?
[18:23] <Spirinox> Marechal soon maybe, with all that steam box thing
[18:23] <TooLazyToChangeM> Question:  I heard that you were getting a new job at the Bruce Jenner school of self identity ... can you elaborate on your new role?
[18:23] <Spirinox> QUESTION: Can I irritate you? Or do the sign applies to me too?
[18:24] <Erik__> what bands do you like?
[18:24] <Crokeva> Thank you!
[18:24] <cayzar> Question: will the ubuntu phones be available in the USA?
[18:25] <Crokeva> I'm not asking the same question, its lagging , you responded to my question after 10min and everyone think its not live cuz of lagging. My speedtest is good, 40 DL 5 UL
[18:25] <fagan> cayzar: Id put my money on it. Like I know about the same as you but id say they would be missing out if they didn't ship a phone to the US
[18:26] <pulu90> QUESTION: What do you like about doing Bad Voltage and what do you think about people you do it with?
[18:26] <funkiepie> you could get computer porn in the 80's if you looked hard enough :)
[18:26] <davidcalle_> The easy way would have been to build huge desks...
[18:26] <akiva-mobile> QUESTION: What will the ubuntu notification sound like on the ubuntu phone. Try to make the sound with your mouth.
[18:26] <akiva-mobile> yes
[18:27] <zonovroman> QUESTION: Can I take your job in Canonical? And when? Zonov Roman's Q&A...sounds great)
[18:27] <fagan> zonovroman: I welcome my new zono overlord
[18:28] <L1ntux> QUESTION: Any infos about Ubuntu Phone sale in Germany?
[18:29] <RogerCarder> Question Bad Voltage rocks....Guitar yes but don't smash it to bits tonight. Watching via my Commodore Amiga!!
[18:30] <funkiepie> RogerCarder knows you could get computer porn in the 80's :)
[18:30] <Spirinox> QUESTION: will you play the guitar on air today? (sorry if question already asked)
[18:30] <techman246> QUESTION; what do you think about cryptocurrencies and the IRS?
[18:30] <akiva-mobile> Spirinox, only if he plays it with his tongue
[18:30] <bin_bash> who is this jono bacon homo
[18:31] <ghhh> English is not the best language. even latin is better
[18:31] <bin_bash> english is the best
[18:32] <funkiepie> I'm so old I remember Jono having an English accent
[18:32] <Karmix> QUESTION:  Could we open your next keynote with this?  Could we invite Bradley?
[18:32] <d0od> QUESTION: China's behaviour in the East and South China Seas raises questions in many of its neighbours' minds about the validity of their international policy. I ask: snog, marry, avoid: zuckerburg, ballmer and shuttleworth.
[18:32] <bin_bash> QUESTION: how are you going to stop me from using your content
[18:32] <bin_bash> ANSWER: you won't
[18:33] <akiva-mobile> lol
[18:33] <Spirinox> yay
[18:33] <cayzar> Question: Since you use Mac, does shuttleworth use window or mac instead of ubuntu full time?
[18:33] <techman246> he uses msdos
[18:33] <techman246> 1.1
[18:34] <bin_bash> QUESTION: Are you a homosexual, if so are you a top or bottom, if not why have you not embraced our penis overlord?
[18:34] <LanDi> Mark knopfler or David Gilmour ??
[18:34] <fagan> cayzar: he has a few different OSes on his computers he likes to see what other people are getting up to but im 100% sure his actual phone and PC do run Ubuntu
[18:34] <snwh> bin_bash, homophobic much?
[18:35] <bin_bash> snwh: how is that homophobic in any way
[18:35] <funkiepie> QUESTION: What's better Nacho's from a Wetherspoons pub or Richard Stallmans beard dandruff on toast?
[18:35] <ham_baguette> funkiepie: SUCH GREAT QUESTIONING!!
[18:35] <bin_bash> funkiepie asks the important things
[18:35] <cayzar> Question: When will you launch your hostile takeover of Cononicle?
[18:35] <Guest20779> When is Ubuntu going "all in" on Google Compute Engine?
[18:36] <akiva-mobile> QUESTION: How will Ubuntu-Phone compete with the Open-Moko?
[18:36] <funkiepie> I once kissed Aq
[18:36] <Guest20779> Question: When is Ubuntu going "all in" on Google Compute Engine?
[18:37] <snwh> bin_bash, why go there at all?
[18:37] <akiva-mobile> congrats zonovroman
[18:37] <akiva-mobile> Zono Bacon!
[18:38] <Marechal> QUESTION: Jono, how can I work for Ubuntu?
[18:38] <bin_bash> snwh: this isn't a serious q&a you dumb asshole
[18:38] <fagan> Marechal: they are always hiring http://www.canonical.com/careers/all-vacancies
[18:39] <pipework> jono: Have you ever regretted Ubanto's position on being ultra POSIX compliant? I kind of wish they'd just use powershell.
[18:39] <bin_bash> lolwat
[18:39] <snwh> bin_bash, well i think jono is basically saying waht I would
[18:39] <zonovroman> Thank you, akiva-mobile. Now I have POWER!
[18:39] <bin_bash> I'm not even discriminating
[18:39] <bin_bash> I'm gay
[18:39] <techman246> Jono has been obducted by aliens and he is bashing everyone so he shouldnt be talking
[18:39] <bin_bash> how could I be homophobic
[18:40] <funkiepie> I've got hair so I can't be Peter Cannon!
[18:40] <funkiepie> I'm so old I remember when Jono had hair
[18:40] <Markcortbass> @bin_bash / Get a life!
[18:40] <pipework> bin_bash: This isn't about you, bruv.
[18:40] <bin_bash> pipework: the previous statement was directly targeted at me
[18:40] <akiva-mobile> lol
[18:40] <pipework> bin_bash: I'm aware that he spoke about you, but this event as a whole really isn't about you.
[18:41] <akiva-mobile> bin_bash, Go fly a kite :)
[18:41] <snwh> bin_bash, perhaps it backfired since text/IRC messages fail to convey tone
[18:41] <bin_bash> pipework: ofc it's not it's an april fools q&a
[18:41] <iorweth> Hey, why is it your last q/a? :o
[18:41] <pipework> bin_bash: You don't say
[18:42] <bin_bash> Wow that is very racist
[18:42] <bin_bash> and homophobic
[18:42] <bin_bash> and sexist
[18:42] <bin_bash> I'm a girl
[18:42] <bin_bash> So
[18:42] <bin_bash> that's rude
[18:42] <Aut0Exec> sup
[18:43] <akiva-mobile> ha ha
[18:43] <Aut0Exec> hi guys?
[18:43] <Agel_death> what about facebook buying ubuntu?
[18:43]  * fhf slaps bin_bash around a bit with a large trout
[18:43] <jochenh> Question: All the Android ports for Ubuntu Phone are not working right now (because of flipped ports), are there plans to change this?
[18:43] <d0od> QUESTION: The name Canonical is made up of 'Canon' and 'iCal'. You're all secretly apple fanbois. Busted, bro.
[18:44] <apis> Uggggh, I know that this is a April Fools Day joke, but its still painful to watch, I want nice Jono back.
[18:44] <jochenh> Question: All the Android ports for Ubuntu Phone are not working right now (because of flipped ports), are there plans to change this?
[18:44] <snwh> good riddance
[18:44] <snwh> that beard sucks
[18:44] <bin_bash> I have a seruious question
[18:44] <Fichtner> AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO USES PROPRIETARY DRIVERS ON UBUNTU?
[18:44] <techman246> QUESTION: what are you drinking beer or soda?
[18:44] <DavidWonderly> QUESTION: Will you play at my wedding reception in July?
[18:44] <pipework> jono: What was the most frustrating thing about working for Canonical? Does Shuttleworth have bad B/O?
[18:44] <bin_bash> QUESTION: Do you think that Amazon will buy canonical
[18:44] <fagan> Fichtner: I use them too :P
[18:44] <zonovroman> QUESTION: Why I'm so "lucky"? I bought Nexus 10 (yes, manta pokemon), and soon Canonical will drop it's support. I have a laptop, but NVIDIA dropped my videocard support and laptop is too buggy to...use Ubuntu SDK! And Jono, you're best! Was best Community Manager...from now I'm Community Manager;)
[18:44] <bin_bash> And then sell Ubuntu Hardware
[18:45] <Aut0Exec> QUESTION: wtf?
[18:45] <cayzar> Question: Will Ubuntu become as intuative as Mac and surpass it?
[18:45] <beard_of_omens> QUESTION: if you do not work on open source any more does that mean that you haev to go back to life of stealing pastys?
[18:45] <bin_bash> I'm loved by everyone, Jono
[18:45] <micah2> yeah, this is weird, I miss nice Jono.
[18:45] <Aut0Exec> bin_bash: ohai
[18:45] <Aut0Exec> :)
[18:45] <Aut0Exec> your here
[18:45] <akiva-mobile> QUESTION: I keep getting nosebleeds. When does Canonical plan to address this security flaw?
[18:46] <neoelemento> Back to music? OSX song for example? :D
[18:46] <apis> Serious Question: Can we have 30 seconds of nice Jono at the end?
[18:46] <bin_bash> akiva-mobile: that is a very good question.
[18:46] <neoelemento> like 'free software song'?
[18:46] <Fichtner> I think we should go back to Windows 3.1
[18:46] <Markcortbass> QUESTION= Will Ubuntu Phone have content of the Firefox OS store? Is it difficult to get the HTML5 code for Ubuntu Phone OS?
[18:46] <bin_bash> QUESTION: Is Mark Shuttleworth involved secretly with Steve Ballmer in plans to create Ubuntu for Apple?
[18:47] <apis> QUESTION=Do you like homebrewed beer?
[18:47] <fagan> Hahahah salad dodgers
[18:47] <fhf> QUESTION: Have you ever drunk Ubuntu Cola < http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/da/Ubuntu_Cola_white_background.jpg/419px-Ubuntu_Cola_white_background.jpg >
[18:47] <Marechal> QUESTION: Could Ubuntu be a way to expand the access of technology in poor countrys? What's your plan?
[18:47] <K_Peignot> Hi, will Ubuntu TV even happen one day, and if yes, when can we expect having news about it ?
[18:47] <fagan> fhf: I have its really nice, they used to sell it in my college
[18:48] <bin_bash> QUESTION: WILL MARK SHUTTLEWORTH ACTUALLY WIPE FOR ME IF I ASK FOR IT IN #UBUNTU SINCE THEY SEEM SO EAGER TO SPOONFEED ALL INFORMATION?
[18:48] <akiva-mobile> :/
[18:48] <simion314> QUESTION: I like the thing in 14.04  most desired features were finaly added, will this continue? because this will stop anti ubuntu people arguments like the one about spywere
[18:48] <Aut0Exec> bin_bash: your are an idiot
[18:49] <bin_bash> >your are
[18:49] <bin_bash> okay Aut0Exec
[18:49] <bin_bash> lol
[18:49] <Markcortbass> Haha xD
[18:49] <Aut0Exec> bin_bash: come at me bro
[18:50] <akiva-mobile> working on it
[18:50] <Agel_death> facebook will buy ubuntu ?
[18:50] <bin_bash> oh fine i'll leave
[18:50] <bin_bash> good grief
[18:50] <fagan> Poor bin_bash
[18:51] <fagan> Agel_death: will Ubuntu buy facebook?
[18:51] <Anon7-2521> QUESTION: When Facebook buys Canonical do you think Farmville will be played natively without WINE?
[18:51] <cayzar> Question: When will your album be out?
[18:52] <snwh> QUESTION: Windows 98 SE or regular?
[18:52] <zonovroman> QUESTION: Which laptop is mostly compatible with the best OS in the world - Windows 98? And try Windows ME - perfect stability!
[18:53] <Guest6387> windows 8.1 vs ubuntu?
[18:53] <akiva-mobile> winme is actually open source :P
[18:53] <snwh> C'mon Windows 2000
[18:53] <neoelemento> Who is replacing you in Ubuntu band?
[18:53] <Anon7-2521> QUESTION: If Facebook won't buy Canonical, do you think there is any hope for closing the Ubuntu source permanently so it can be as amazing as OS X?
[18:53] <simion314> did something happened ? why is jono upset? just ignore the haters, if Arch done any of the things Ubuntu those  everyone would praise them
[18:53] <micah2> Windows 2000 was solid
[18:54] <snwh> QUESTION: re Thinkpads, trackpoint or touchpad?
[18:54] <akiva-mobile> snwh, trackpoint, trust me :P
[18:54] <snwh> akiva-mobile, duh
[18:54] <zonovroman> QUESTION: Did you play ever in zBird - Ubuntu Touch clone of Flappy Bird?
[18:54] <Guest6387> ubuntu always have problems with stability and drivers.. is there any hope?
[18:55] <akiva-mobile> snwh, lol I disabled my touchpad
[18:55] <Anon7-2521> QUESTION: If we get rid of Richard Stallman can we get rid of the GPL?
[18:55] <akiva-mobile> NOOOOO
[18:55] <EFixxJ8PL3ignNlq> question: can you read my nick?
[18:55] <d0od> Fuck sake
[18:55] <jiimyjames> LoL
[18:55] <Malizor> YOU DON'T SAY?
[18:55] <akiva-mobile> I feel betrayed
[18:55] <fagan> WHAT!? That was a joke?
[18:56] <fagan> Im shocked and appalled
[18:56] <jiimyjames> I was about to format and install win 7
[18:56] <Markcortbass> Lol XD Mark Shuttleworth was Bin_Bash! XD
[18:56] <akiva-mobile> Markcortbass, ha ha
[18:56] <Fichtner> I WILL NOW BUY YOUR ALBUM!
[18:56] <techman246> YAY THE ALIENS RETURNED JONO but that was an anoying april fools joke
[18:57] <akiva-mobile> techman246, it wasn't annoying :P
[18:57] <techman246> but it was
[18:57] <akiva-mobile> lol
[18:57] <blaroche> so, no canoncail propaganda deptartment?
[18:57] <micah2> that would have been a much better April fool's joke
[18:57] <bin_bash> HAHA APRIL FOOLS PEOPLE!
[18:57] <akiva-mobile> omg
[18:58] <fagan> bin_bash: welcome back Mark
[18:58] <akiva-mobile> o_O
[18:58] <bin_bash> Seriously I apologize but hey, what's a good joke without Mark Shuttleworth pretending to be a terrible person?
[18:58] <akiva-mobile> oh
[18:58] <Markcortbass> @ Bin_Bash nice to meet you Mark Shuttleworth :))
[18:58] <bin_bash> nice to meet you as well, Markcortbass
[18:58] <bin_bash> Jono! hope you know it was all in good fun! :)
[18:58] <fagan> Yep was fun
[18:58] <akiva-mobile> QUESTION: Ubuntu Desktop Sound Themes have remained the same for quite some time, and despite the occassional plan dropped to have them replaced, they have stuck around. Are there any plans to do new desktop sounds?
[18:58] <zonovroman> QUESTION: Did you play ever in zBird - Ubuntu Touch clone of Flappy Bird?
[18:59] <Anon7-2521> I have a legit question actually
[18:59] <Fichtner> ARE YOU EXCITED FOR THE NEW LTS?
[18:59] <popey> bin_bash: keep it civil
[18:59] <Guest6387> ubuntu always have problems with stability and drivers.. is there any hope?
[18:59] <jiimyjames> QUESTION you guys ganna do a enterprise I think you should
[18:59] <cayzar>  Question: If the desktop is dead, what is the future of Ubuntu? are tablets really going to be as big as desktops?
[18:59] <ReiPele> QUESTION: What if Cannonical have bought Oculus VR?
[18:59] <L1ntux> QUESTION: Why is my Cat sitting in front of my Monitor and watching your Stream :D
[18:59] <Anon7-2521> QUESTION (LEGIT QUESTION): Is unity around for a while?
[18:59] <snwh> Hewlitt
[18:59] <bin_bash> I'm not an actual homophobe I just want everyone to know
[19:00] <akiva-mobile> QUESTION: Any competitions for ubuntu ring tones?
[19:00] <Fichtner> ME TOO!
[19:00] <zonovroman> Is was first conversation with you for me - you're good man!)
[19:00] <mhall119> L1ntux: cats love bacon
[19:00] <akiva-mobile> QUESTION: Will unity7 be in 14.10?
[19:00] <DJones> bin_bash: Thats not reallt something the ubuntu channels need to knw
[19:01] <Guest6387> ubuntu always have problems with stability and drivers.. is there any hope?
[19:01] <bin_bash> felt it was important since I was playing a part a bit earlier, DJones
[19:01] <akiva-mobile> QUESTION: What will the HUD be like on ubuntu-phone? Will it be there at all?
[19:01] <techman246> can we use this video cast on soundboards?
[19:01] <ubuntufan94> QUESTION: will the 14.04 requirements be similar to 12.04?
[19:01] <zonovroman> And thank you for your opinion. It is very important for me.
[19:01] <davidcalle_> Thanks Jono, looking forward to the first Zono Q&A :)
[19:01] <L1ntux> rofl @<mhall119>
[19:01] <techman246> im using it
[19:01] <akiva-mobile> o_o
[19:01] <fagan> thanks jono
[19:01] <pulu90> oh that was sweet :D
[19:01] <fhf> hahaha this was amazing QA
[19:01] <fagan> later all
[19:01] <Anon7-2521> Thank you!
[19:01] <akiva-mobile> ah swell
[19:01] <Fichtner> See y'all next week
[19:01] <sam___> Did u Apologized  To RMS yet ?
[19:02] <ham_baguette> verio has stopped
[19:02] <ham_baguette> QUESTION: vidio has stopped
[19:02] <jono> thanks, all!
[19:03] <bin_bash> thanks jono!
[19:04] <fhf> thanks guys I just wish I could have watched this all
[19:04] <fhf> it all*
[19:04] <bin_bash> fhf: same i came late to the game
[19:04] <bin_bash> i think it'll be on youtube though
[19:06] <ham_baguette> is video stop??
[19:06] <bin_bash> ya
[19:12] <fhf> ham_baguette its over sadly :(
[19:14] <wutwut> wut
[19:15] <fhf> wut
[19:16] <Adict> I do
[19:17] <Adict> :-D
[19:18] <Adict> very bad acting :-D
[19:32] <snippy> can see you
[20:06] <Marlinc> 😃