[06:25] cfhowlett called the ops in #ubuntu (SeaSki) [06:27] KDE MASTER RACE [06:30] well, it doesn't matter. Ban evasion technique will work fine. [06:30] from PM [06:31] he felt that redtube,snowden, mint, his isp speed were all on topic [06:32] looks like they want to lose -ot too [06:32] too many red pills, maybe [06:33] of the matrix or reddit variety? [06:33] I was thinking matrix because: neo [06:33] oic [06:33] * valorie doesn't have time to read reddit [06:33] for the best [06:34] bazhang: redirected him here from #ubuntu-offtopic, yvw [06:34] the kde master race guy? [06:35] oh wait, we have jussi already [06:35] no, the one you're oppressing according to -ot [06:35] neo! [06:37] dingdingding [06:37] 06:37:22 < neo_> Russia is gonna annex China, and that will infuriate bazhang. [06:37] for your amusement [06:38] you do indeed seem to be putin if i'm skimming this even remotely accuratley [06:38] accurately* [06:38] so um, congratulations? [06:38] putin on the ritz [06:38] too soon? [06:39] is there a Ritz in Ukraine? [06:39] ok [06:39] yeah i'm missing the reference i think [06:39] crimea river [06:39] oh [06:40] bazhang is a fucking dick that he will ban Russia for annexing China with his crummy toffee finger. [06:40] ok, noted. [06:40] anything else? [06:40] @mark #ubuntu-ops neo_ officially noted for the record [06:40] The operation succeeded. [06:40] Yeah, noted it for real? [06:40] ah ok [06:41] hi [06:41] I was helping numerous of people on Ubuntu channel.. and he perm banned me for going off-topic. [06:41] He's a ban freak. [06:41] hardly a perma, and not a ban [06:42] Go ban Russia if you're that uptight. [06:42] neo_: please don't link pornographic content in our channels. [06:42] they asked for it [06:43] wow [06:43] he was being sarcastic and I provided his request. [06:43] he got kicked before you did so [06:43] neo_: that's not a reasonable excuse. We have our expected behaviour described in the guidelines in the topic. [06:43] There ya - it was my natural response. [06:43] there ya go [06:43] Blame him, not me. [06:44] well you're the controller of your own behaviour [06:44] as you are a human and not a lower-order animal, we expect you to keep your natural responses in check here [06:44] Why are you being self-righteous? [06:44] and i'd appreciate you promising to not post porn again in our channels, no matter what someone asks for [06:44] if you are in fact a dog or something, I'll need a note from your owner [06:45] I don't post porn in any channel. That guy was asking for it. But, okay, for the sake of your own self-righteousness - I will not post porn URLs again. [06:45] even if someone else asks for it? [06:45] Ban him before it happens. [06:46] Is that hard to do? [06:46] He got kicked before you responded, so... [06:46] neo_: we can't predict the future. [06:46] Good. [06:46] Now we understand eachother. [06:46] Are you going to post porn if someone else asks for it? [06:46] No. [06:47] ok, then since you're not banned, are you done here? [06:47] elky: they're +q [06:47] i am technically correct :P [06:48] How long are you planning to censor me? [06:48] elky: missing the point though, since they're trying to resolve their +q :P [06:49] White-washed pharisees. [06:49] neo_: you should probably read the guidelines linked from the topic to avoid future issues first [06:49] There was no guideline when I first joined in. [06:50] although, if you're going to start throwing in namecalling, we can wait a few days [06:50] ChanServ sent a link to them to you. If you didn't get that, you should probably fix your IRC client too. [06:50] There ya go. [06:50] I will read the guideline and adhere to the policy. [06:50] Ok? Happy now? [06:51] i will be when you've read it. [06:52] hrm [06:52] i didn't get it [06:52] !guidelines [06:52] The guidelines for using the Ubuntu channels can be found here: http://wiki.ubuntu.com/IRC/Guidelines [06:52] I didn't know. [06:52] though if you can't see topics of channels, you are going to have issues in other places [06:52] 06:50:31 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- Entrymsg : Welcome to #ubuntu! Please read the channel topic. This channel is logged. Use of this channel implies acceptance of terms at https://wiki.ubuntu.com/IRC/TermsOfService [06:52] See? How am I held accountable for my own action if I didn't know about it in the first place? [06:53] I didn't see it in off-topic channel as well [06:53] You got sent that. The ToS links to the guidelines, as does the channel topic. [06:53] Depending on which IRC client you use. [06:53] Probably better if we just get this over with and say "okay" rather than prolonging it. [06:53] If your IRC client is broken, that's your problem. You're still responsible for it. [06:53] Blaming people huh? [06:53] Wow. [06:54] Customer service you are. [06:54] For posting porn in #ubuntu because they didn't read channel guidelines? Yep. [06:54] customers give money... [06:54] you don't. [06:54] Now, are you going to play nice, or keep arguing about this? [06:54] That's not for you to decide. For your sake: I will play nice. [06:54] bye [06:54] Good. Go read guidelines and tell elky you have and that you'll follow them, and then we can all quit with this... or that. [06:55] @mark #ubuntu-ops neo_ attempted ban resolution, failed because user is not good at responsibility [06:55] The operation succeeded. [07:17] honestly ikonia [07:17] ? [07:18] you'd think I know nothing about ubuntu or linux [07:18] ??? [07:18] what ? [07:18] "it's a directory" [07:18] you just told a guy "cat would work on a directory" [07:18] JHC [07:19] JHC ? [07:19] blasphemy [07:19] (sorry I don't know all the phrases) [07:19] telling someone to "get on with it" [07:19] because he's messing around telling stories [07:19] just type what you're told to type [07:19] not everyone is tech savvy [07:19] exactly [07:20] so type what you're told to type [07:20] rather than tell a story [07:20] and require a bit of patience [07:20] I am patient [07:20] hehehehehe [07:20] the very model of it [07:20] no idea if you're being sarcastic or not [07:21] "get on with it" and patient dont often collide [07:21] there is nothing wrong with telling someone to get on with it [07:21] that doesn't mean you are not patient [07:21] that means I'm not interested in your story - type the command [07:21] that's nothing to do with patience [07:22] I'm patient and will hand hold people through problems without an issue [07:22] I however have no interest in this guys stories or waffle [07:22] he wants help - he's in a help channel, take the help [07:53] bazhang: joke wasnt funny. :/ [07:57] they cant all be gems! [07:59] so it was arm [08:00] an excellent spot [08:00] but also begs the question what distro he was running [08:00] as it was not ubuntu [08:01] chrubuntu [08:01] he was asked that and specfically said "no" [08:01] I saw that somewhere in the backscroll