 KDE MASTER RACE
 well, it doesn't matter. Ban evasion technique will work fine.
[06:30] <bazhang> from PM
[06:31] <bazhang> he felt that redtube,snowden, mint, his isp speed were all on topic
[06:32] <rww> looks like they want to lose -ot too
[06:32] <valorie> too many red pills, maybe
[06:33] <rww> of the matrix or reddit variety?
[06:33] <valorie> I was thinking matrix because: neo
[06:33] <rww> oic
[06:33]  * valorie doesn't have time to read reddit
[06:33] <rww> for the best
[06:34] <rww> bazhang: redirected him here from #ubuntu-offtopic, yvw
[06:34] <bazhang> the kde master race guy?
[06:35] <bazhang> oh wait, we have jussi already
[06:35] <elky> no, the one you're oppressing according to -ot
[06:35] <bazhang> neo!
[06:37] <elky> dingdingding
[06:37] <rww> 06:37:22 < neo_> Russia is gonna annex China, and that will infuriate bazhang.
[06:37] <rww> for your amusement
[06:38] <elky> you do indeed seem to be putin if i'm skimming this even remotely accuratley
[06:38] <elky> accurately*
[06:38] <elky> so um, congratulations?
[06:38] <bazhang> putin on the ritz
[06:38] <bazhang> too soon?
[06:39] <rww> is there a Ritz in Ukraine?
[06:39] <bazhang> ok
[06:39] <elky> yeah i'm missing the reference i think
[06:39] <bazhang> crimea river
[06:39] <elky> oh
[06:40] <neo_> bazhang is a fucking dick that he will ban Russia for annexing China with his crummy toffee finger.
[06:40] <elky> ok, noted.
[06:40] <elky> anything else?
[06:40] <rww> @mark #ubuntu-ops neo_ officially noted for the record
[06:40] <neo_> Yeah, noted it for real?
[06:40] <neo_> ah ok
[06:41] <bazhang> hi
[06:41] <neo_> I was helping numerous of people on Ubuntu channel.. and he perm banned me for going off-topic.
[06:41] <neo_> He's a ban freak.
[06:41] <bazhang> hardly a perma, and not a ban
[06:42] <neo_> Go ban Russia if you're that uptight.
[06:42] <elky> neo_: please don't link pornographic content in our channels.
[06:42] <neo_> they asked for it
[06:43] <valorie> wow
[06:43] <neo_> he was being sarcastic and I provided his request.
[06:43] <rww> he got kicked before you did so
[06:43] <elky> neo_: that's not a reasonable excuse. We have our expected behaviour described in the guidelines in the topic.
[06:43] <neo_> There ya - it was my natural response.
[06:43] <neo_> there ya go
[06:43] <neo_> Blame him, not me.
[06:44] <elky> well you're the controller of your own behaviour
[06:44] <rww> as you are a human and not a lower-order animal, we expect you to keep your natural responses in check here
[06:44] <neo_> Why are you being self-righteous?
[06:44] <elky> and i'd appreciate you promising to not post porn again in our channels, no matter what someone asks for
[06:44] <rww> if you are in fact a dog or something, I'll need a note from your owner
[06:45] <neo_> I don't post porn in any channel. That guy was asking for it. But, okay, for the sake of your own self-righteousness  - I will not post porn URLs again.
[06:45] <rww> even if someone else asks for it?
[06:45] <neo_> Ban him before it happens.
[06:46] <neo_> Is that hard to do?
[06:46] <rww> He got kicked before you responded, so...
[06:46] <elky> neo_: we can't predict the future.
[06:46] <neo_> Good.
[06:46] <neo_> Now we understand eachother.
[06:46] <rww> Are you going to post porn if someone else asks for it?
[06:46] <neo_> No.
[06:47] <elky> ok, then since you're not banned, are you done here?
[06:47] <rww> elky: they're +q
[06:47] <elky> i am technically correct :P
[06:48] <neo_> How long are you planning to censor me?
[06:48] <rww> elky: missing the point though, since they're trying to resolve their +q :P
[06:49] <neo_> White-washed pharisees.
[06:49] <elky> neo_: you should probably read the guidelines linked from the topic to avoid future issues first
[06:49] <neo_> There was no guideline when I first joined in.
[06:50] <elky> although, if you're going to start throwing in namecalling, we can wait a few days
[06:50] <rww> ChanServ sent a link to them to you. If you didn't get that, you should probably fix your IRC client too.
[06:50] <neo_> There ya go.
[06:50] <neo_> I will read the guideline and adhere to the policy.
[06:50] <neo_> Ok? Happy now?
[06:51] <elky> i will be when you've read it.
[06:52] <neo_> hrm
[06:52] <neo_> i didn't get it
[06:52] <elky> !guidelines
[06:52] <neo_> I didn't know.
[06:52] <elky> though if you can't see topics of channels, you are going to have issues in other places
[06:52] <rww> 06:50:31 -ChanServ(ChanServ@services.)- Entrymsg   : Welcome to #ubuntu! Please read the channel topic. This channel is logged. Use of this channel implies acceptance of terms at  https://wiki.ubuntu.com/IRC/TermsOfService
[06:52] <neo_> See? How am I held accountable for my own action if I didn't know about it in the first place?
[06:53] <neo_> I didn't see it in off-topic channel as well
[06:53] <rww> You got sent that. The ToS links to the guidelines, as does the channel topic.
[06:53] <neo_> Depending on which IRC client you use.
[06:53] <rww> Probably better if we just get this over with and say "okay" rather than prolonging it.
[06:53] <rww> If your IRC client is broken, that's your problem. You're still responsible for it.
[06:53] <neo_> Blaming people huh?
[06:53] <neo_> Wow.
[06:54] <neo_> Customer service you are.
[06:54] <rww> For posting porn in #ubuntu because they didn't read channel guidelines? Yep.
[06:54] <elky> customers give money...
[06:54] <elky> you don't.
[06:54] <rww> Now, are you going to play nice, or keep arguing about this?
[06:54] <neo_> That's not for you to decide. For your sake: I will play nice.
[06:54] <neo_> bye
[06:54] <rww> Good. Go read guidelines and tell elky you have and that you'll follow them, and then we can all quit with this... or that.
[06:55] <rww> @mark #ubuntu-ops neo_ attempted ban resolution, failed because user is not good at responsibility
[07:17] <bazhang> honestly ikonia
[07:17] <ikonia> ?
[07:18] <bazhang> you'd think I know nothing about ubuntu or linux
[07:18] <ikonia> ???
[07:18] <ikonia> what ?
[07:18] <bazhang> "it's a directory"
[07:18] <ikonia> you just told a guy "cat would work on a directory"
[07:18] <bazhang> JHC
[07:19] <ikonia> JHC ?
[07:19] <elky> blasphemy
[07:19] <ikonia> (sorry I don't know all the phrases)
[07:19] <bazhang> telling someone to "get on with it"
[07:19] <ikonia> because he's messing around telling stories
[07:19] <ikonia> just type what you're told to type
[07:19] <bazhang> not everyone is tech savvy
[07:19] <ikonia> exactly
[07:20] <ikonia> so type what you're told to type
[07:20] <ikonia> rather than tell a story
[07:20] <bazhang> and require a bit of patience
[07:20] <ikonia> I am patient
[07:20] <bazhang> hehehehehe
[07:20] <bazhang> the very model of it
[07:20] <ikonia> no idea if you're being sarcastic or not
[07:21] <bazhang> "get on with it" and patient dont often collide
[07:21] <ikonia> there is nothing wrong with telling someone to get on with it
[07:21] <ikonia> that doesn't mean you are not patient
[07:21] <ikonia> that means I'm not interested in your story - type the command
[07:21] <ikonia> that's nothing to do with patience
[07:22] <ikonia> I'm patient and will hand hold people through problems without an issue
[07:22] <ikonia> I however have no interest in this guys stories or waffle
[07:22] <ikonia> he wants help - he's in a help channel, take the help
[07:53] <jussi> bazhang: joke wasnt funny. :/
[07:57] <bazhang> they cant all be gems!
[07:59] <bazhang> so it was arm
[08:00] <ikonia> an excellent spot
[08:00] <ikonia> but also begs the question what distro he was running
[08:00] <ikonia> as it was not ubuntu
[08:01] <bazhang> chrubuntu
[08:01] <ikonia> he was asked that and specfically said "no"
[08:01] <bazhang> I saw that somewhere in the backscroll