[07:30] <evilthought> I need to convert this javascript code to java. I don't know javascript. Anyone want to volunteer? http://paste.ofcode.org/fxN2H3FpgAZsjZE54UwE8x
[07:31] <Faux> Not even remotely the right channel.  Also, the code is so close to Java that you can probably just paste it into your ide and fix the errors.