[03:47] yay new graceland ep [07:21] shauno, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJqimlFcJsM ? [07:27] directhex: you bad bad man [07:42] mornin dudes :) [07:44] narf [07:47] is it? :'( [07:47] snarf [07:57] jee, brain what are we going to do tonight? [08:00] with a room full of geeks the answer to that question probably isn't that far from the truth ;-) [08:02] we already took over the world, it's just getting out of control [08:06] hmm [08:18] Good morning peeps :) [08:20] morning bigcalm [08:20] Hi davmor2 [08:20] Early start for you [08:21] no I have a 09:30 call every morning :) [08:21] I'm just gonna stay on tonight :) [08:21] is stackoverflow dead? [08:22] been offline for maintenance both times i've tried going to the site in 2 days [08:22] foobarry: looks up to me [08:22] oh! [08:23] Stack Overflow is currently offline for maintenance [08:23] ctrl-refresh ugh [08:23] refresh wasn't sufficient [08:23] foobarry: http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/stackoverflow.com [08:24] well it was up buit showing mainteance page. [08:24] why the main page doesn't expire so easily is strange [08:24] maint [08:24] www.php.net was down earlier [08:24] foobarry: I checked the site first and saw a display [08:24] apparently the internet went down for many yesterday [08:25] since facebook wasn't working for 15 mins [08:25] 15 minutes is forever [08:26] imagine the things you could do if facebook were operational for those 15 minutes [08:26] btw, whatever happened to the good ol' "poke"? === msm is now known as Guest2893 [08:34] Good morning all; happy Friday and happy Dump The Pump Day! :-D [08:35] You're getting rather obscure [08:36] I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly. [08:37] happy rumpy pumpy day? must tell the wife [08:38] She won't believe you. Wifes are good at doing that [08:38] Somebody will have a headache as well [08:38] Joyous Sweetmorn, the 25th day of Confusion [08:39] (What's "Dump the Pump" all about?) [08:40] Alternatives to fossil-fuel driven transportation, generally. [08:41] So...feet and push-bikes then. [08:42] Could try the electric Harley Davidson [08:43] Can't. Electric is fossil-fuel unless you can guarantee it was only charged by nuclear or renewable. :-) [08:43] And you can't wear shoes. Plastic is fossil derived too. All leather ones would be OK. [08:44] No polyester items of clothing. [08:44] See....it gets hard. [08:47] Will need to extract the fillings from my teeth and pins from my bones as fossil fuel will have been used to in their production and transportation [08:50] bigcalm: not to mention all the food you've consumed through your lifetime, the majority of which was transported using fossil fuels [08:50] Morning all [08:51] g'morning [08:51] o/ [08:51] drussell: most of that food has been and gone though [08:51] drussell: On roads constructed using fossil fuels in production [08:51] can we start recycling all the plastic now? [08:52] bigcalm: but your body is still here, the thing that was built using that food ;o) [08:54] We can fix that. [08:55] * diddledan prepares the DIY fake suicide kit [08:55] :O [08:55] ACME FTW [08:55] Beer! [08:55] Is it 2nd August yet? [08:55] nope [08:55] what happens then? [08:55] RAT? [08:55] Chuff chuff [08:55] !rat [08:55] rat is The Real Ale Train. A yearly Ubuntu UK loco event to celebrate friends, trains and ale. Saturday 2nd August 2014 Hampshire, UK: http://loco.ubuntu.com/events/ubuntu-uk/2745-real-ale-train-2014/ [08:56] I'm not going :-( [08:58] I guess I should enjoy 5th - 12th July first [09:00] That sounds awesome. [09:01] TwistedLucidity: there will likely be another one next year. Keep an eye on the mailing list and me spamming this channel ;) [09:02] Ah, now I read "Sold out". [09:03] I'm a dirty Kubuntu-using heretic though. It'd probably get flogged and strapped to the front of the train unless I repented and declared Unity the one ture DE. :-P [09:03] I think people are a little more open than that :) [09:04] * TwistedLucidity books for next year, starts printing Gentoo pamphlets. [09:05] GENTOO!!! :-D [09:06] Oooh [09:06] RAT... may be able to actuall ygo [09:07] any given Docker image someone is asking you to run in your Docker setup can access ANY file on your host, e.g. dumping hosts /etc/shadow or other sensitive info, compromising security of the host and any other docker VM's on it [09:08] yay security [09:08] awilkins: it's sold out this year [09:08] awilkins: unless you can find somebody to sell you a ticket [09:08] Oh well [09:08] foobarry: things like that don't really instill trust in "containers" vs "full VMs" [09:09] really?! [09:09] how is that possible? [09:09] awilkins: there are usually people selling their spare tickets on the gate of the evening. But there's no guarantee [09:12] foobarry: I thought the whole poinit of a Container was "chroot with bells on"? [09:23] Are we saying that Docker in LXC can access /etc/shadow ? [09:23] (forgive me if I'm mixing cloud thingies, I'm not entirely up to speed) [09:23] http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/06/19/docker_security [09:23] sorry for reg link, i feel like reg=dailymail [09:24] Hehehe, yeah, so do I now. [09:25] So : it's fixed [09:29] foobarry: I wouldn't say "Daily Mail", but they're rarely "hard tech". At least they don't seem to take themselves too seriously. [09:37] http://store.steampowered.com/app/227300/ [09:37] ooh, cheap [09:39] ... [09:39] Not sure what the hook is [09:39] I was thinking the same, but reviews seem good bigcalm :) [09:40] I like the music though [09:41] Goat Simulator isn't on sale. Rats. [09:41] hello all [09:41] bigcalm, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOvcNMNQv2Q [09:42] directhex: perfect! [09:43] morning boys and girls [09:45] I like the train sim games [09:45] i like open world games too [09:45] and ones where you can crash ☻ [09:45] o/ [09:45] Looking forward to No Man's Sky [09:45] looks proper bo [09:45] guildford massive [09:46] Jungle is massive. [09:46] * popey is taking the day off next week.. to work on ubuntu stuff ;D [09:46] ooh, octodad on sale [09:47] You are taking the day of to do work. I think you fail to comprehend the meaning of "day off" [09:47] i know ☻ [09:47] euro truck sim 2 is £2.24 [09:47] I went to school in another country once during my half-term. [09:48] how can i find out which process is bound to which cpu/core [09:48] are they bound? [09:49] ooh, steam has "Remotely install" option.. is that new? [09:49] or using [09:49] popey: Oh you mean steam testing on Ubuntu right [09:49] foobarry: in "top", press f then j then return, it's the penultimate field [09:50] davmor2: installing for later [09:51] dwatkins: clever, cheers [09:51] j doesnt work here [09:52] WFM [09:52] * J: P = Last used cpu (SMP) [09:53] http://paste.ubuntu.com/7673697/ [09:53] this is the version I have: ii procps 1:3.2.8-11ubuntu6.3 /proc file system utilities [09:53] choose P field [09:53] top right [09:54] right, but j doesn't work [09:54] i'm on 12.04 still [09:54] 1:3.3.9-1ubuntu2 [09:54] interesting [09:55] top: procps version 3.2.8 [09:55] yours has more awesome [09:55] Description: Ubuntu 12.04.4 LTS [09:56] heh, Euro Truck Simulator coming down the pipe at 11.5MB/s! [09:56] HONK HONK! [09:57] runs on linux? [09:57] yes [09:57] ETS 2 too [09:58] well,. 2 is what i got [09:59] Also.. X-Com now being available on Linux [09:59] Such awesome [10:00] did you see the ETS2 gold bundle [10:00] 2.99 [10:01] includes "going east" [10:05] ooh, lotsa messages since I last looked === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [10:28] Oh hooray, the HTML5 player on YouTube fixes the stupid "Focus goes to window on other screen so I stop being fullscreen" bug [10:32] I think flash still suffers from it though [10:32] Whatever the last flash update did, the performance went back to being extra-sucky on Linux [10:32] Noticably jerky [10:33] And Firefox doesn't support HTML5 on Youtube.... [10:33] Which is a little sad [10:34] But that means Chromium is now my browser for .. i) Youtube and ii) Spotify because they don't work on Firefox (Spotify / Firefox doesn't work for me behind a SOCKS proxy, Chromium does) [10:35] office365 kills firefox [10:44] is it worth me learning how to do the rubiks cube? [10:44] does it take long to learn? [10:44] I recently bought myself a 3x3x3 cube so I could learn how to solve it, foobarry. [10:44] There are a few simple techniques to learn, there's an excellent tutorial on youtube about it. [10:45] the techniques all boil down to the same movements, though: http://www.wikihow.com/Solve-a-Rubik's-Cube-(Easy-Move-Notation) [10:46] I learned as a kid but I've forgotten most of the algorithms [10:46] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsQIoPyfQzM [10:46] The ones I learned were pretty slow [10:46] I think that's the one. [10:46] They concentrated on formulae that moved a single cubelet [10:48] Spotify client is for Spotify ;) [10:49] there's some really funky stuff in the kindle firephone [10:49] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w95kwXy_MOY [10:52] Thing that vexes me about the spotify client is that it wants to be your only music player, but doesn't support local OGG files [10:52] The majority of my local music is encoded as OGG Vorbis... and so are Spotify's streams! [10:52] But it won't play them [10:53] diddledan: yeah but do you really want a phone that is on fire? [10:53] Spotify is my only music player these days. Ever so rare that I listen to oggs or mps3. When I do, it's with VLC [10:53] I pay the subscription, I use it pretty much constantly === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away [11:44] hmm [11:44] is it possible to get replacement p60s? [11:44] ive paid my student loan back but they wont stop taking every month without my p60..and work never gave me it..but im sure they'll say they did [11:47] I believe you can [11:47] might depend on HR being cooperative, though [11:48] I think if you contact your tax office you can get one. [11:49] aren't all the details you need on the p45 they gave you ? [11:49] mapps: - http://www.taxfix.co.uk/forum/articles/ow-to-get-a-copy-of-your-p60.html [11:49] hah p45 is end of employment? [11:49] so no:P [11:50] very funny ;] so email payroll === alan_g is now known as alan_g|lunch [11:52] my last p60 said that I am unable to get replacements if I lose it [11:55] oh [11:55] i didnt lose mine..never got given it ;[ and p45 is end f employment aka being sacked? [11:55] mean MooDoo [11:55] :) [12:00] I was just saying if you had your p45 then most of the details you need if you want a p60 are on it as far as i remember, so if it's just numbers then look at that. [12:41] MooDoo but isnt a p45 only got when you leave or get fired? thats all i mean - why would i have one:D === alan_g|lunch is now known as alan_g [12:42] you generally dont hae one [12:42] *have [12:42] yea thought so [12:42] you get given one when you leave your employment, and then give it to the next place [12:43] so unless you're between jobs, you rarely have one, unless its a mistake [13:09] it: marcushaslam] [13:09] huh what? [13:28] so hot outside [13:28] sweating buckets after walking to sainsburys;/ [13:31] simple solution: don't go to Sainsburys ;) [13:31] There is that... oh... and open the windows! [13:31] sometimes opening the windows makes it worse [13:31] i was outside..! [13:31] yea [13:32] Helps in a hot stuffy office :) [13:32] Although now looks like rain here!! [13:32] reminds me of a joke about a genie in the desert who grants a wish of a car door so the guy can wind the window down when it gets hot [13:32] get flys when i open windows too [13:39] icedtea seems to fail for loads of remove viewer apps provided by vendors [13:39] remote* [13:41] foobarry, which vendors? I know some you can run the Java applet directly [13:45] http://pastebin.com/a5JE2qum anyone recognise this error, i cant find much information on it. please. [13:46] brobostigon: http://techblog.tgharold.com/2013/08/tls-sslread-failed-error14094418ssl.html [13:46] it only happens when i try and use roundcube to connect to dovecot, using k9-mail, no error. [13:47] wheatley_ind_: APC, IBM, etc [13:47] have an APC IP KVM switch [13:48] brobostigon: http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=2177726 [13:48] MooDoo: thank you, [13:48] no sure if any of them are relavent though [13:52] net.sourceforge.jnlp.LaunchException: Fatal: Application Error: Unknown Main-Class. Could not determine the main class for this application. [14:23] Dear ubuntu-type super-peoples; can I install from a live CD/USB when I have no keyboard or monitor on the target machine? [14:23] I don't want to have to rearrange the office to do an install.... [14:25] hmmm [14:25] i think yes but notusing the defaut [14:25] youd prob have to do some kinda config file [14:28] mapps: I was afraid of that. Hmm....this monitor doe PIP, I wonder if the cables are long enough...... [14:30] http://askubuntu.com/questions/122505/how-do-i-create-a-completely-unattended-install-of-ubuntu [14:30] About 5cm too short...rats [14:30] this might help TwistedLucidity [14:30] https://help.ubuntu.com/10.04/installation-guide/i386/automatic-install.html [14:31] ah bit old may apply tho [14:32] The config file stuff looks interesting. Might need that later. For now I'm going to see if I can shoogle this thing 5cm to the right [14:33] Shoogle achieved! [14:38] so how you going to do it?:D [14:38] found out? [14:44] mapps: what's your net profit losson the world cup so far [14:58] anyone near a redhat 6 server please cat /etc/redhat-release please? [14:59] mapps: Yeah, I moved some furniture and shifted in 5cm to the right. Now have a monitor connected. Spare keybaords etc located. [14:59] ah, think i got one [15:13] TwistedLucidity: do you have a serial cable? ;) [15:15] Nooooooooooooo [15:15] My elephpant just threw itself off of my monitor [15:15] It's Friday, be happy wee elephpant [15:19] phablet-shell [15:19] bah! [15:20] bigcalm: pics or it didn't happen! [15:30] https://twitter.com/bigcalm/status/480009498116247553 [15:37] hehe, a php elephant :D [15:38] An elePHPant [15:38] indeedly [15:39] bigcalm: where can you get them? my brother wants one [15:39] Not sure if they are available any more [15:39] ebay, then ;) [15:39] There are occational different colour ones from events or kickstarter [15:40] I'm currently waiting for a purple one from supporting PHPwomen [15:40] I want a elephpant! [15:40] diddledan: http://www.elephpant.com/content/latest-available-elephpants [15:42] I placed an order - they're gonna email me or so they say [15:42] good luck! [16:03] Is Octodad playable/enjoyable? [16:05] Or just plain weird === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [16:12] it is both [16:12] its playable, controls are hard, like surgeon sim [16:13] Eugh [16:13] Anyone used devstack? Any ideas on why it's impossible to login with the correct user/pass? No errors, just doesn't leave login page [16:13] I found I sucked beyond belief with surgeon sim [16:14] I want it to be 6pm so I can knock off and play beatbuddy [16:17] spotify's "gapless playback" is a filthy lie [16:18] +1 [16:18] it doesn't even try to buffer the next song before getting onto it as far as I can tell [16:20] I give up. Declaring devstack "unfit for purpose". [16:32] https://www.dropbox.com/s/zjzrob9svavbxca/IMG_20140620_142706.jpg [16:32] woop woop, time to do the ghetto LGA775 upgrade ^_^ [16:34] Dats the sound of the police [16:35] ;) [16:35] first sustained use of fan this year [16:35] achievement unlocked [16:35] rocking out to the four seasons might have had something to do with it [16:38] lol [16:46] Tempted to light the bbq [16:46] yes, screw it, lighting [16:48] popey: I think you missed the n there dude, Lightning ! It's what you'll doom us too if you fire up the BBQ :D [16:49] lit! [16:49] well, lighting === alan_g is now known as alan_g|EOW [17:12] world cup on [17:12] grr [17:22] chicken on bbq \o/ [17:26] :) [17:26] beer o'clock [17:31] indeed [17:31] * popey resists checking on the chicken [17:32] Anybody played Rage? [17:33] Video looks a little gory [17:50] mapps: what's your net profit losson the world cup so far -- not sure [17:50] but +about 800 on this match [17:50] layed Italy/backed unders and backed costa rica at 1-0 [17:50] free yen [18:08] https://www.dropbox.com/s/9nci6hn5xlea1dj/serverpi.png [18:08] aww yeah that's a nice little speed boost for an aged machine [18:11] https://www.dropbox.com/sh/jb42jrnp0zah91q/AACk5S6aAf8kfQM-nl7OG0uUa [18:13] hmm.. steam servers are hjaving a hard time [18:13] I'm only getting 1.4MB/s instead of the usual 11 [18:13] :) [18:16] MartijnVdS: silly billy, buying steam sales is to collect, not to actually *play* ;) [18:19] daftykins: But.. X-Com! [18:23] MartijnVdS: looked a bit basic to me [18:24] gah its so hot [18:26] mapp: hehe [18:27] daftykins: it's a bit basic but it's so good [18:27] as in.. lots of the exciting [18:35] mapp: unzip and stand in front of an open freezer [18:40] when did I become an expert at PHP? I don't recall being good enough to be referred-to as such [18:40] 'nother network: [19:38:36] DP110 is rusty n had to check with an expert [18:50] heh diddledan [18:51] i was paying like 2.62 a pack of marlboro in cz [18:51] and here 8.50 [18:51] lol [18:51] ouch [18:51] gotta love the cancertax [18:51] seems like everyone smokes over there [18:51] every single hot girl is always lighting up [18:51] heh [18:51] its totally diff tho..can smoke anywhere..even the staff behind bars smoke whilst serving you [18:52] can smoke in the airport etc lol [18:52] that and the fact we were paying 80p-1.50 a pint [18:52] id be dead by 40 ! :) [18:53] i don't think i'd like that [18:54] i wouldnt be able to help myself..if i earnt my wages now and lived there [18:54] hehe [18:54] there's a 24hr sports bar 2mins from another 24hr bar 5mins from where my mate lives..my mate went to watch the nba finals at 2am ..i couldnt be bothered..too tired [18:54] he gets home 830am LOL [18:55] >_< [18:55] that's something that sucks about the channel islands, stuff wraps up very early [18:56] there's still no sunday trading too [18:56] i can imagine some bad nights out if we had a 24hr sports bar [18:56] bad enough the casinos serving till 630am;p [18:56] wakeup feeling horrendous [18:56] :D [18:56] pubs are done by midnight here [18:56] no 24hr supermarkets? [18:58] no sir [18:58] the big ones that got bought by Waitrose aren't allowed to open on Sunday due to their size [18:58] ones by me in the town centre close at 10pm every night === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away