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[00:10] <bazhang> OS/2
[08:32] <DJones> Must be "Misuse of computer lessons" in a kindergarten school day
[08:32] <DJones> Set +q on *!*@gateway/web/freenode/ip.85.192.77.128 to deal with the multiple users
[09:34] <DJones> @mark #ubuntu satureja "You know what, I hate indian people"
[14:05] <ikonia> hello dev_neoren_
[14:08] <dev_neoren_> hi
[14:08] <ikonia> what's up ?
[14:09] <dev_neoren_> tell me more about this channel i was told you take suggestions here?
[14:11] <k1l_> dev_neoren_: have you read the !guidelines to make sure we start from the same basis?
[14:14] <dev_neoren_> you are right...kind of
[14:14] <dev_neoren_> love the job you guys do here
[14:14] <dev_neoren_> its my first time
[14:14] <dev_neoren_> used ubuntu now for 2 years
[14:17] <dev_neoren_> i have removed windows for a full ubuntu laptop....500gb hdd...i need help with optimal partitioning measures for a permanent install and data protected when ubuntu fails again...
[17:35] <AMDPentium> hi
[17:35] <AMDPentium> !ops
[17:48] <DJones> Bye HFS
[18:48] <DJones> Hang on frenocha has voice in -ot
[18:49]  * DJones thinks fox in the chickenhouse
[19:00] <h00k> rww, elky: lol.
[19:00] <rww> h00k: ikr
[20:34] <dhaval2712> Hey, I just like to say I'm sorry for some really bad trolling. So, Could I be unbanned, please?
[20:36] <k1l_> dhaval2712: hi. please take some time now and make sure you read the guidelines. i will give you some time to make sure you read them before we continue.
[20:37] <k1l_> !guidelines > dhaval2712
[20:39] <dhaval2712> Okay.
[20:43] <k1l_> so dhaval2712 you read the guidelines?
[20:43] <dhaval2712> Yes.
[20:44] <k1l_> you already said you are sorry about your trolling. do you understand that we want #ubuntu to provide a welcome climate for ubuntu users who seek support and cant tollerate trolling in there?
[20:45] <dhaval2712> I do.
[20:46] <k1l_> since you came here and show reasonable behaviour i am going to remove that ban. but be aware that this is your 2nd chance already. i hope we dont need to meet in here again.
[20:46] <dhaval2712> You won't. Thank you.
[20:47] <k1l_> ok, you are unbanned now. you can join #ubuntu. please help to keep that channel according to the !guidelines and the code of conduct. thanks
[20:47] <dhaval2712> Yes, thank you too.
[20:58] <genii> Troll, removed and returned, +b now
[21:00] <genii> I have no ops there, someone else will have to take care of it
[21:02] <genii> #comment 64313 Known troll. See also 64312, 64310
[21:03] <genii> @comment 64310 HSFPlus again, different name
[21:03] <genii> @comment 64313 Known troll. See also 64312, 64310
[21:03] <genii> @comment 64310 HSFPlus again spamming !ops
[21:05] <genii> @comment 64314 HSFPlus/AMDPentium again spamming !ops
[21:12] <AMDCeleron> why am i banned from ubuntu?
[21:12] <rww> because God told me you did something bad
[21:12] <AMDCeleron> what did i do?
[21:12] <rww> no idea, i just do what i'm told
[21:13] <rww> he told me to throw you in a lake of fire and brimstone for all eternity, but i don't have one of those handy so i just banned you instead
[21:13] <AMDCeleron> unban me like you did with dhavall2712
[21:13] <rww> nope, sorry, can't go against the big man upstairs
[21:13] <AMDCeleron> why not
[21:13] <rww> idk, throw some appropriate quote from Romans in here
[21:14] <AMDCeleron> And since they did not see fit to acknowledge God, God gave them up to a debased mind to do what ought not to be done.
[21:14] <AMDCeleron>  Romans 1:28
[21:14] <rww> sounds good
[21:14] <rww> since you have a debased mind, i can't unban you because your debased mind will make you do what ought not to be done in #ubuntu
[21:15] <AMDCeleron> no its THOSE WHO REJECT GOD who get a debased mind, like athiests
[21:16] <AMDCeleron> unban me
[21:16] <AMDCeleron> bazhang, noooooooooo waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
[21:16] <rww> why are you atheist, AMDCeleron?
[21:16] <rww> why do you hate god?
[21:17] <AMDCeleron> i am not an athiest
[21:17] <AMDCeleron> !ops
[21:17] <rww> why do you have a debased mind then
[21:17] <rww> you do, so you must be one
[21:17] <rww> checkmate, atheist
[21:17] <AMDCeleron> no, romans 1:28 applys to all of you
[21:17] <rww> doesn't apply to me, Jesus loves me and all
[21:18] <AMDCeleron> hosea 9:15 refutes that god loves everyone
[21:18] <rww> hence him not loving you
[21:19] <AMDCeleron> -_-
[21:19] <AMDCeleron> rww, you an athiest?
[21:19] <rww> clearly not, since God talks to me
[21:19] <AMDCeleron> so your a prophet?
[21:20] <rww> he says i'm awesome and you have a debased mind that does what ought not to be done
[21:20] <rww> Romans 1:28
[21:20]  * rww nods
[21:20] <AMDCeleron> -__-
[21:20] <AMDCeleron> just ban me
[21:20] <AMDCeleron> yay
[21:21] <rww> ban yourself
[21:21] <rww> for the ##club-nomicon log readers: all of the above was a joke and I do not actually think God talks to me
[21:22] <rww> also, I do actually have an eternal lake of fire and brimstone handy, so watch it *nod*
[21:22]  * genii contemplates forming the Cult of rww
[21:31] <hggdh> for the record, I am *not* an athiest. I am, though, an atheist. And why this fixation with the romans? Can't he cite the greeks?
[21:32] <hggdh> rww: remember the saying: if you talk with god, then you are religious; if god talks back, then you are nuts
[21:33] <AMDCeleron> hi
[21:35] <AMDCeleron> noooo waaa
[21:36] <AMDCeleron> !ops
[21:37] <AMDCeleron> hi everyone
[21:43] <Gassho> hi i just got bullied after someone genuinely cared about my feelings and asked me whats wrong, so they contemptuously ask 'shouldn't this be in #offtopic'?  & then bully my friend who doesn't have fluency in english
[21:43] <Gassho> in #lubuntu
[21:43] <pleia2> Gassho: your behavior there was very inappropriate
[21:43] <Gassho> ha
[21:43] <Gassho> tell me
[21:43] <pleia2> Gassho: I think you know that, please just move along
[21:44] <Gassho> you're bullying me now
[21:44] <Gassho> what a wonderful network
[21:44] <Gassho> how was it inappropriate? asking a question?
[21:45] <Gassho> i care
[21:45] <Gassho> AMDCeleron
[21:45] <AMDCeleron> what the uck you want
[21:45] <AMDCeleron> just ban me ops
[21:45] <Gassho> i want respect
[21:45] <Gassho> and a respectable network
[21:45] <Gassho> which i dont see here at all
[21:45] <Gassho> except in the less popular channels
[21:45] <AMDCeleron> Gassho, freenode is more respectful than efnet
[21:46] <AMDCeleron> !ops
[21:46] <AMDCeleron> ban me!
[21:46] <Gassho> i come here to talk about bullying in #wrongplanet-alt & you people instigate it
[21:50] <Unit193> I presume '#wrongplanet-alt' was a mispaste?  And the channel is a support channel, for support, so yes of course you get pointed to another channel when you're not talking about support.  If that's how you feel these channels and this network is, nobody is making you stay and you are indeed free to leave.
[21:50] <Gassho> i was in #lubuntu
[21:50] <Gassho> you only support machines apparently
[21:51] <Gassho> not people
[21:51] <elky> we're not a counselling service, no.
[21:51] <Gassho> you can't see our eyes
[21:51] <Gassho> so you act tyranically
[21:51] <Gassho> without any shame
[21:51] <HFSPLUS> elky, hey girlfriend <3
[21:51] <Gassho> apparently you need a support channel for freenode
[21:52] <elky> HFSPLUS: oh my, are we dating? i hope rww doesn't find out
[21:52] <HFSPLUS> elky, did you know god will destroy you in hell if you don't repent?
[21:52] <elky> well i could repent from the out of wedlock relationship you just claimed we have...
[21:52] <HFSPLUS> it was a joe
[21:52] <HFSPLUS> joke
[21:52] <elky> oh, so you're rejecting me now? D:
[21:52] <HFSPLUS> but seriously if you believe in god now is the time to repent
[21:52] <HFSPLUS> elky, we go way back
[21:53] <elky> well i don't particularly believe in god, no
[21:53] <HFSPLUS> elky, i see you reject god so he hardened you
[21:53] <elky> brb, my cookies need checking
[21:53] <HFSPLUS> k
[21:53] <HFSPLUS> FEEL FREE TO BAN ME ANY OPS
[21:54] <elky> hardened? no i'm quite soft and squishy
[21:54] <HFSPLUS> elky, no he hardened your heart, meaning he has hardened you so you wont believe in him
[21:54] <elky> that's nice of him.
[21:54] <elky> saves me the bother
[21:55] <HFSPLUS> it means your on your way to eternal hell fire
[21:56] <elky> sounds like fun :D
[21:56] <HFSPLUS> im bored
[21:56] <HFSPLUS> bye
[21:56] <elky> bye
[22:09]  * rww squishes elky
[22:10] <popey> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pnZQM4e4xM
[22:11] <elky> rww: i believe i HFSPLUS'd correctly
[22:13] <elky> rww: also, hangout
[22:42]  * genii waits for onryo to show up
[22:47] <onryo> hello, I am sitting here next to my daughter who I just introduced to ubuntu. She is sitting next to me on the same IP but for some reason cannot join the channel? She does not have a nick or anything yet.
[22:48] <k1l_> what is her nick on freenode?
[22:48] <onryo> She does not have one yet
[22:48] <k1l_> not registered, but the one she actual uses
[22:49] <onryo> this one has been mine for years and years though.
[22:49] <onryo> one sec Ill look
[22:50] <onryo> annaarbest did not work
[22:50] <onryo> says banned????????
[22:50] <onryo> we are sitting next to each other on the same IP?
[22:50] <k1l_> is she connected to freenode right now?
[22:50] <rww> 22:50:46 -!- annaarbest There was no such nickname
[22:51] <rww> 22:50:39 -!- Irssi: annaarbest is currently offline.
[22:51] <k1l_> yes. that is hard to see if there is a matching ban if she is not connected
[22:51] <onryo> Ill get her back one sec. Her English is not that super though. She is 12.
[22:52] <rww> just have her connect to freenode and try to join #ubuntu, and if it doesn't work have her stay connected and you can tell us the nick
[22:53] <k1l_> we have channels for most languages. but maybe she just accidently triggers a ban. so we need her to connect to freenode and you to tell us the nich she uses so we can have a look what matches the banlist
[22:54] <onryo> ok I'm back. She is on Annaarbest
[22:55] <onryo> and it does indeed say she is banned.
[22:55] <rww> 22:55:01 -!- Irssi: Ban against *!*@c-96c2e455.025-521-6c6b701.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se matches Annaarbest!~Anna@c-96c2e455.025-521-6c6b701.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se (Set by k1l!~k1l@ubuntu/member/k1l)
[22:55] <rww> have fun k1l_
[22:55] <onryo> Yes that is our IP atm
[22:55] <onryo> it is a DHCP
[22:55] <onryo> and yes that is my girl Anna
[22:56] <onryo> I have a son too.
[22:56] <valorie> elky, what a wicked woman you are!
[22:56] <onryo> ?
[22:56] <elky> valorie: i know right?
[22:56] <valorie> {{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}} to you and your hardened heart
[22:57] <elky> lol
[22:57] <k1l_> onryo: well. on 29.09. some of your ip users trolled the #ubuntu channel with malicious advices
[22:57] <k1l_> valorie: elky would you mind to let me handle that ban for a bit? thanks :)
[22:57] <onryo> What kind of "advice" ?
[22:57] <onryo> On ubuntu?
[22:58] <k1l_> onryo: <donkeypunch> computa_mike sudo rm -r /home/* then press Ctrl Alt and Print Screen at the same time.
[22:58] <onryo> I am going to kill my son.
[22:59] <onryo> is that nick registered?
[22:59] <k1l_> so i kicked and banned that ip, due to avoid harm to people coming to #ubuntu seeking technical help.
[23:00] <onryo> As you can see from my history I have only helped people. In fact I do that a lot. Mostly because I want to teach my kids GNU/Linux
[23:00] <onryo> my as in " onryo"
[23:00] <k1l_> donkeypunch is not registered. but the ip was the one your daughter is using right now.
[23:00] <onryo> and the one I am using
[23:01] <rww> well, except for that one time in 2011
[23:01] <onryo> don't understand why I don't have a problem.
[23:01] <rww> onryo: hostname bans don't match when your hostname is masked
[23:02] <onryo> Was that why I took a bunch of Ubuntu devs over to debian after the gnome split version 3 rww?
[23:03] <onryo> was a long time ago. Don't really remember. I am an old fart now with kids.
[23:03] <rww> sorry, was a joke
[23:03] <onryo> =)
[23:03] <rww> but yeah, it didn't match you because you have a cloak
[23:04] <onryo> Anyway the only person who thinks a nick like that in this house is "funny" is my son.
[23:04] <onryo> and Ill have a good talk with him.
[23:04] <k1l_> onryo: well. if you sort that issue intern with your family i would remove the ban on that ip.
[23:06] <k1l_> but since we cant prove that situation this is the 2nd chance for you guys. so its better we dont have to meet here again :)
[23:07] <onryo> ofc I am going to talk to him. He is a chip off the old block and I did things like that when I was his ago. The problem is now playing around with Kali etc and talking about sqli etc. Going to end 2mRO.
[23:08] <k1l_> ok. so if you agree to make sure the users from your ip stick to the !guidelines and the code of conduct in future in #ubuntu i am going to remove the ban now.
[23:09] <onryo> thank you k1l_
[23:09] <k1l_> ok, the ip is unbanned now. hope your sort it out and we dont need to meet in here again :)
[23:10] <onryo> rww if I remember from 2010-2011 you were a fan of Dr. Who ? Think I remember now =)
[23:11] <onryo> been here for a long time.
[23:11] <AMDCeleron> elky, <3
[23:11] <rww> AMDCeleron: no hearting my wife
[23:12] <AMDCeleron> rww, oh shes ye wife?
[23:12] <onryo> good night guys.
[23:12] <rww> onryo: g'night
[23:12] <AMDCeleron> ?
[23:12] <rww> AMDCeleron: yes. we got legally married (not in a church) and everything
[23:12] <AMDCeleron> ok good info
[23:12] <AMDCeleron> now ban me!
[23:12] <rww> nah, I'm good
[23:13] <rww> you're like a court jester, we like having you around to giggle at
[23:13] <AMDCeleron> ok than i will idle here until i feel like leaving then
[23:13] <rww> ok, have fun
[23:13] <AMDCeleron> god will have the last laugh(Proverbs 1:26)
[23:13] <AMDCeleron> i will not type anymore into this room until i am banned or i decide to leave
[23:13] <rww> ever?
[23:14] <genii> rww: We can only hope.
[23:14] <rww> indeed
[23:14] <rww> i hope he sticks around a long, long time