[00:21] cmaloney: Thanks for the help [00:21] brousch_: np [00:31] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HceGS5unZU&feature=autoshare [00:31] http://goo.gl/IyF19Z - MUGORG 2014 March KANBAN 1 Kanban Software Project Management - YouTube [00:31] rick_h_: ^^ [00:49] My app has minimum functionality and my video is complete. I call this a success [00:49] Now I can play with better mobile views and less random data [00:52] Less than half of the people actually showed up at the Detroit Code Michigan [00:55] I'd believe that;. [00:59] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUQ8R1a5UDs&feature=youtu.be [00:59] http://goo.gl/4qg0h4 - Code Michigan - Secretary of Wait - YouTube [03:03] brousch_: Your voice is mixed way too low in the mix [03:03] And you can tell youre reading from a script. :) [12:47] cmaloney: what's up with the video? [12:47] afternoon and howdy [13:15] cmaloney: I actually worked on the audio volumes for a long time. OpenShot does not have fine grained control of that [13:15] rick_h_: The video is my entry in Code Michigan [13:33] dang i'm late for the meeting!! [13:33] :-P [13:41] I don't know why cmaloney scheduled it during prime church time [13:43] i don't know either but i just saw the email [13:45] and i had to say something in irc. because funny [14:27] Morning [14:27] morning cmaloney! [14:27] har har [14:28] what? the meeting thing? i thought that was funny. [14:28] It's because Linux users are Godless heathens. Didn't you get th ememo? [14:28] no, i did not. [14:28] It was written around halloween many many years ago [14:28] what do i get for being a godless heathen? [14:28] wait. [14:29] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween_documents [14:29] http://goo.gl/TcpnVV - Halloween documents - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia [14:29] i'm using windows right now. does that make me a devil? [14:29] gamerchick02: Nah, just a quazit. [14:30] Quasit, rather. [14:30] eee. that's ugly [14:30] it's an imp? i HATED imps when i was playing DnD. they always got in the damn way. [14:31] hehehehe [14:31] "you're walking along a path in the woods. roll for initiave." [14:31] "imps! imps EVERYWHERE!" [14:31] Any time the GM says "roll for initiative" that's never a good sign [14:31] "noooooooo" [14:31] for sure! [14:32] "It's a pleasent spring day, no clouds in the sky. Roll for INitiative." [14:32] OH NO [14:35] new shelving: [14:36] http://gamerchick02.tumblr.com/post/99095558495/another-organization-ufyh-post-and-new-shelving [14:36] http://goo.gl/E0eTjc - Another organization UFYH post and new shelving... - (More) Amy's Ramblings [14:36] and [14:36] http://gamerchick02.tumblr.com/post/99164163040/before-and-after-of-the-office-up-top-you-can [14:36] http://goo.gl/WFh6Vk - Before and after of the office! Up top you can... - (More) Amy's Ramblings [14:36] restyle bookcases were on sale at Target [14:39] Nice. [14:39] why thank ya. [14:39] brb. Time to get the groceries. [14:39] nothing like what rick_h_ makes but i don't have a shop [14:40] ok, good luck with that. [16:29] My video went pretty well in the viewing [16:29] The logo went over best [16:32] nice [17:10] Cool [17:10] rick_h_: Just FYI that the Kanban video was released. [17:27] I got to try on some google Glass [17:36] brousch_: How did you like it? [17:36] meh [17:37] It was clearer than I thought it would e [17:37] Yeah, I didn't quite understand why it was such an expensive device [17:37] Seemed about as useful as a bluetooth headset with a heads-up display [17:37] and a camera [17:38] But yeah, I went from "This is interesting" to "meh" in 10 minutes [17:55] why would you want your phone strapped to your face? [17:55] which is what GG pretty much is. [17:55] i like putting the phone away [18:01] is there a nosql database that allows for arbitrary text structures? [18:01] ie not just json/xml .. but allow you to define a parser for a given class of document [18:02] trying to google for it but not finding the right terms [18:44] elasticsearch ? [19:53] nothing out there I can find does what I'm imagining [19:54] though there is a barrior to understanding what some of the databases even do or could be used for, I dont' have the underling framework… I don't understand half the terms [19:54] seems like one of the best systems out there would be the ELK stack [20:26] cmaloney: oh ok, I thought that was released a while ago under the mug video account [20:27] cmaloney: but cool thanks for the heads up, was one of my favs [22:01] http://www.fluentd.org/blog/unified-logging-layer [22:01] http://goo.gl/JkO19Z - Unified Logging Layer: Turning Data into Action | Fluentd [22:02] Yeah, this was the one released by Gib. [22:03] Gib? [22:13] oh man, fluentd was looking pretty great until I noticed all the .rb files [22:14] should rewrite this one in haskell [22:20] derekv: Gib is one of the MUG members that records MUG presentations [22:21] Why Haskell? Rewrite it in ADA. [22:24] because i'm not building a 1980s missle guidance system [22:25] Every system evolves to the point where it can read and write mail. And launch missiles. [22:26] hey does that mean i can launch missiles with my gmail? [22:26] gamerchick02: Depends on who is reading your mail [22:26] also you don't get to choose the target. [22:26] oh no [22:27] somewhere there's this paper about ADA being a cold war weapon against russia. designing a system that is inefficient to write software in (but looks really good on paper) and tricking the russians into adopting it by using it ourselves hurt them more than it hurt us [22:27] something like that [22:28] hah [22:28] That would explain everything [22:30] i think this is it http://home.pipeline.com/~hbaker1/sigplannotices/gigo-1997-04.html [22:30] http://goo.gl/2b0QjG - text/html [23:34] cmaloney: I tied for 4th place and won $400