[16:15] <FTMichael> I had connection issues and was just banned from #ubuntu_offtopic ... can I get an unban please? :/
[16:15] <Pici> sure
[16:15] <Pici> FTMichael: you're all set.
[16:16] <FTMichael> Thanks Pici. :)
[17:02] <genii> DJones: I wonder now what the PMs contained.
[17:03] <DJones> No idea, but enough is enough
[17:03] <genii> Yup.
[17:04] <DJones> Actually, probably should have just pointed them to bing.com
[17:05] <genii> I was going to suggest "a search engine" ;)
[17:06] <DJones> Heh,multiple requests to stop & continuing suggests to me that they'd continue no matter what
 who you calling nerd, nerd?
[21:42] <Ajkthx> so how do i get unmuted from your super-serious ubuntu channel
[21:43] <k1l_> !guidelines | Ajkthx first take at least 10minutes to make sure you read the guidelines
[21:43] <Ajkthx> k ill be back in 10 miuntes
[21:43] <Ajkthx> minuts*
[21:43] <Ajkthx> FUCK
[21:43] <Ajkthx> minutes*
[21:43] <Ajkthx> oh sorry, language right
[21:44] <k1l_> Ajkthx: ok. i make it ban in #ubuntu right now, since you clearly show now intention to follow the guidelines but only want to stirr up trouble. dont come back before 24hrs to try to talk about that ban
[21:45] <Ajkthx> i dont need 24 hours though to read bro, it's in english and english just so happens to be my native language
[21:46] <Ajkthx> so i can read pretty fast
[21:46] <Ajkthx> ill even take notes okay?
[21:46] <Ajkthx> can i just skim?
[21:46] <Ajkthx> can anyone lend me a pen?
[21:47] <Ajkthx> i think i forgot mine at home
[21:47] <Ajkthx> ill just ask the teacher then
[21:47] <Ajkthx> hey k1l, can i borrow a pen to take notes?
[21:48] <IdleOne> Ajkthx: Please tell me a joke, nothing with cursing or sexual content.
[21:49] <Ajkthx> yo momma so fat she went to the movie theather and sat next to everyone
[21:50] <IdleOne> hah, old one but funny
[21:50] <Ajkthx> yo momma so fat she sets off car alarms when she runs
[21:51] <Ajkthx> yo momma so fat her blood type is pepsi
[21:51] <IdleOne> yo momma so fat when she asked her teacher what letter came after X and the teacher said Y. Your momma said, CUZ I WANNA KNOW.
[21:51] <IdleOne> and stupid
[21:52] <IdleOne> because being fat doesn't necessarily make you stupid
[21:52] <Ajkthx> inaccurate, k1l is living proof that both of those things are connected
[21:52] <Ajkthx> SICK BURN
[21:52] <IdleOne> How about we keep away from the personal attacks
[21:53] <Ajkthx> why, this guy already hates me and probably wont ever unban me
[21:53] <Ajkthx> not like it matters anymore
[21:53] <Ajkthx> he's pretty srs biz about ubuntu
[21:53] <IdleOne> yeah, we all are
[21:53] <Ajkthx> it's just strings of code, it's not a lifestyle
[21:53] <Ajkthx> relax
[21:53] <IdleOne> #ubuntu is busy enough as it is, it really doesn't need any idle chatter going on also
[22:15] <IdleOne> so, yeah. You need to go now.
[22:17] <genii> It's the same guy who was trying to do the fake ghetto-talk crap the other day in #u since he was bored
[22:19] <genii> yoloswag420
[22:19] <k1l_> genii: hey, he is banned in -offtopic already.
[22:20] <k1l_> that is the reason he didnt went to offtopic with his offtopic as asked several times.
[22:20]  * genii makes more coffee
[22:20] <genii> Hm
[22:20] <k1l_> but no coffee for me. leaving for sleeping now, gn8 :)
[22:20] <genii> I'm also gone soon
[22:21] <IdleOne> night k1l_
[22:34] <swagondeezhoes> rude
[22:35] <IdleOne> yes you are
[22:35] <swagondeezhoes> how?
[22:36] <IdleOne> first by using that nick
[22:36] <IdleOne> second by joining here and wasting our time
[22:36] <swagondeezhoes> how is this nick rude
[22:36] <IdleOne> third by making me have to tell you this that you should already know
[22:37] <IdleOne> because if you had read the guidelines I wouldn't have to tell you these 3 things. Now 4 with this last statement
[23:14] <valorie> hilarious when trolls prove themselves to be trolls
[23:14] <valorie> not