| MutantTurkey | legal implications of jumping a car while drunk or | 03:12 |
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| MutantTurkey | should the turkey wait until his roommate comes home to start drinking | 03:12 |
| MutantTurkey | either are... morally reprehensable | 03:12 |
| MutantTurkey | but after your car doesn't start, you can't go to ikea to get those delicious meatballs and you missed garrison keillor because you thought it came on at 8 instead of 6 on saturdays... there is little choice | 03:13 |
| penth | "Those delicious meatballs"?? I tried them once. Took less than three minutes for me to get reflux. | 03:41 |
| pleia2 | also, they have pork in them :'( | 03:44 |
| MutantTurkey | h8ers | 04:12 |
| MutantTurkey | all h8ers | 04:13 |
| MutantTurkey | plus pork is delicious as long as you're not halal | 04:13 |
| MutantTurkey | then it's delicious and forbidden (humans love that combination) | 04:13 |
| MutantTurkey | halal/kosher | 04:13 |
| pleia2 | my husband is jewish | 04:15 |
| pleia2 | I try to be gastronomically sympathtic | 04:15 |
| waltman | I love the little meatballs you can get at the Ikea cafeteria | 04:38 |
| MutantTurkey | thats what i am talkin about! | 04:38 |
| waltman | Bacon is proof that God loves Christians more than Jews or Muslims. | 04:38 |
| waltman | Ugh. Spent all day at philcon. | 04:39 |
| MutantTurkey | baeconnn | 04:40 |
| waltman | mmm, turkey bacon | 04:43 |
| MutantTurkey | in this day you can never be too careful | 05:07 |
| MutantTurkey | the pre-thanksgivin season is known as 'hell week' for us turkeys | 05:08 |
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