[03:12] <MutantTurkey> legal implications of jumping a car while drunk or
[03:12] <MutantTurkey> should the turkey wait until his roommate comes home to start drinking
[03:12] <MutantTurkey> either are... morally reprehensable
[03:13] <MutantTurkey> but after your car doesn't start, you can't go to ikea to get those delicious meatballs and you missed garrison keillor because you thought it came on at 8 instead of 6 on saturdays... there is little choice
[03:41] <penth> "Those delicious meatballs"?? I tried them once. Took less than three minutes for me to get reflux.
[03:44] <pleia2> also, they have pork in them :'(
[04:12] <MutantTurkey> h8ers
[04:13] <MutantTurkey> all h8ers
[04:13] <MutantTurkey> plus pork is delicious as long as you're not halal
[04:13] <MutantTurkey> then it's delicious and forbidden (humans love that combination)
[04:13] <MutantTurkey> halal/kosher
[04:15] <pleia2> my husband is jewish
[04:15] <pleia2> I try to be gastronomically sympathtic
[04:38] <waltman> I love the little meatballs you can get at the Ikea cafeteria
[04:38] <MutantTurkey> thats what i am talkin about!
[04:38] <waltman> Bacon is proof that God loves Christians more than Jews or Muslims.
[04:39] <waltman> Ugh. Spent all day at philcon.
[04:40] <MutantTurkey> baeconnn
[04:43] <waltman> mmm, turkey bacon
[05:07] <MutantTurkey> in this day you can never be too careful
[05:08] <MutantTurkey> the pre-thanksgivin season is known as 'hell week' for us turkeys