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m0nkey_Oh and damn WestJet for canceling my morning flight. Didn't leave until noon. That eats into my time to learn stuff.00:02
diddledanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci0Pihl2zXY00:57
diddledanwikipedia - what did we edit in 2014 ^^00:57
diddledanhttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11327571/Leap-second-French-time-lords-add-one-second-to-2015.html01:23
diddledanwho knew that time lords were french?!01:23
diddledantell that to the doc01:23
* zmoylan-pi thanks the day i decided never to allow a clock in the house that doesn't use radio signal to update01:24
plasmaxboxhow can i reinstall refresh my copy of ubutu02:50
diddledanreinstall the same way you installed in the first place02:59
plasmaxboxlol03:00
diddledanok, so, antman. wtf, marvel?!04:13
mappANOTHER DAY04:19
mappANOTHER 10PINTS DOWN04:19
mapp;)04:19
MooDoohows every this morning?08:52
davmor2Morning all09:10
MooDoomorning davmor209:32
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bigcalmGood morning peeps :)09:44
popeylets try and predict what james tait will say today is when he arrives...09:45
JamesTaitGood morning all; happy Old Rock Day! :-)09:45
JamesTaitD'oh!09:46
MooDooi wouldn't of thought he'dd be talking about davmor2 as soon as he got in ;)09:46
popeydammit09:46
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popeyI expected Pioneers Day09:46
popeyOr indeed Christmas.09:47
davmor2JamesTait: \o/ old rock is the best rock \o/09:47
JamesTaitI almost went with I'm Not Going To Take It Any More Day.09:47
popeyheh09:47
JamesTaitdavmor2, this day relates to the geological type, though.09:47
awilkinsThose gosh darned new rocks, swanning round the place like they own it, only been here a few million years09:55
awilkinsSome folks these days, they're not even igneous! Chalk, even! Would you give yourselves airs and graces if I could use you to draw with?09:56
DJonesawilkins: Are you quoting the text of a Discworld book (Maybe Thud!)09:58
awilkinsJust from memory. A bit.09:58
awilkinsNot sure it's Thud, feels like an early one09:58
awilkinsMight be from The Light Fantastic when Rincewind encounters the trolls09:59
popeyho ho http://www.gamespot.com/articles/danish-government-creates-entire-country-in-minecraft-users-promptly-blow-it-up-and-plant-american-flag/1100-6419412/09:59
ali12341at least they got the scale right10:00
DJonesawilkins: I thought I recognised it anyway, Sgt Detritus if memory serves me right10:00
brobostigonmorning boys and girls.10:07
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zmoylan-piso apple hates vim... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B6tTSK_IAAAB9qm.png:large10:31
popeyyou know that's an artist render?10:31
popeynot an actual photo of a device10:31
zmoylan-pioh, thank goodness.  sorry for posting wrong information...10:32
DJonesI can understand why Apple's wouldn't like Vim though, putting a kitchen scouring powder into you're apple crumble won't make it taste very nice :)10:36
* DJones shows his age in knowing what Vim is10:36
zmoylan-pibe quiet or i'll condem you to edlin :-)10:36
DJonesHeh10:37
bigcalmMorning intrbiz10:37
DJoneszmoylan-pi: Just trying to remember what I used coding on Apple II's10:38
bigcalmI am amazed by DPD's tracking service. Why can't all delivery companies be so good?10:41
Myrttiit's not that good in Finland.10:41
bigcalmSam is currently making delivery number 22, you are delivery number 44. Sam is approximately 1 hour 30 minutes away from you.10:41
Myrttimind you, that system has a flaw: if the delivery would be arriving earlier than the estimate, he'll have to wait at your door until the clock strikes the estimate10:42
MyrttiI once offered the delivery guy a mug of tea while he waited10:42
bigcalmHas that ever happened?10:42
bigcalmGoodness10:42
intrbizbigcalm: morning and happy new year10:44
bigcalmintrbiz: aye, likewise :)10:45
christelyeah, i once had a bloke having to wait because the handheld thingie wouldn't let him have me sign for the item early! :)10:47
zmoylan-piso he had time to file a bug report...10:48
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ali12341wow, ethan lee is at agdq12:29
popeyali12341: ahh, i wondered what that photo of his legs was supposed to be12:34
ali12341i didn't know rogue legacy was even ported12:38
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bigcalmdavmor2: see twitter13:09
davmor2bigcalm: did you not see the new one?13:10
bigcalmdavmor2: no13:10
bigcalmdavmor2: Link and release date?13:11
bigcalmI had to order this from Italy for a princely sum :(13:11
popey"had to" ☻13:11
* bigcalm nods13:12
davmor2bigcalm: it was in the xmas catalog http://shop.lego.com/en-GB/TIE-Advanced-Prototype-75082?fromListing=listing13:12
bigcalmGoodness13:12
bigcalmNot sure I like the look of it13:12
popeyhow much was it from italy?13:13
bigcalmpopey: I had one click amazon enabled on my phone (now disabled)13:13
bigcalmpopey: item cost was about 45 quid13:13
popeyheh13:13
bigcalmpopey: p&p was about 54 quid13:13
popeythats not so bad13:14
popeyexpected you to say 80-10013:14
bigcalmI don't think I would have spent 100 on the tie fighter13:14
popey70 from amazon.de13:14
popeysam would love that13:14
bigcalmWant to buy one from the UK? ;)13:14
popeyhah13:16
popeylet me raid his piggy bank ☻13:16
zmoylan-piis the piggybank made from lego...13:17
Myrttioh meh. turns out there's two kinds of XPS 13's13:17
bigcalmMyrtti: one with a good screen, one with a pish screen?13:17
Myrttione with 90W thick barrel power plug, and another with 45W thinner one13:18
MyrttiI now have a laptop of the latter kind and a power brick of the first kind13:18
bigcalmPoop13:18
Myrttitime to do an Amazon return...13:18
Myrttion the plus side, I now have two Totoro laptop stickers13:19
Myrttijust have to pick which one I'll plop on the laptop13:20
bigcalmI have a Totoro plushie with a missing nostril13:22
Myrttihttp://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00BFUVYZE or http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00HAA4H6G13:22
popeynot sure I'd put stickers on a dell13:22
popeymaybe one big ubuntu one13:22
zmoylan-pito hide the dell logo :-)13:22
popeyya13:22
popeyi have a big roundel one on my thinkpad13:22
MyrttiI just like Totoros13:22
popeyoh those stickers are nice13:22
popeyremind me of that cat13:23
zmoylan-pionly sticky thing on my laptop is band aid covering webcam13:23
MyrttiI use mine...13:23
popeyPusheen13:23
MyrttiTotoro > Pusheen13:23
zmoylan-piit's there if i want it, but definitely not functional when i'm not using it13:24
MyrttiI do love my new laptop13:24
Myrttigreat piece of kit this is13:25
Myrttithis is 8th Dell I've used and I've not had too many troubles with any of them13:27
bigcalmI'm very happy with my dell13:27
MartijnVdSI considered a Dell once. But then it started singing?13:30
MyrttiDid anyone happen to have a spare Ubuntu sticker about the size of a Dell logo :-P13:31
MyrttiI don't mind paying two quid for the stickers but four pounds for posting them is a bit rich for me13:33
* popey looks13:33
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popeyseems not13:35
bigcalmMyrtti: if you have an inkjet printer, you could print out your own Ubuntu logos on http://www.amazon.co.uk/Adhesive-Clear-Sticker-Paper-Sheets/dp/B004BF8X2W13:36
Myrttinope, I gave up on inkjet eons ago13:37
zmoylan-pibut i use those to print out images of power sockets and stick them to walls in public spaces... :-)13:37
MyrttiI'll just order the stickers from the shop.13:38
Myrttithere, done.13:40
bigcalm13:42
Myrttithis week seems to be "Myrtti orders everything online" week13:43
popey13:44
popey\o/13:44
bigcalmCame across that while trying to find the ubuntu logo13:46
popeyhttp://launchpad.net/~popey13:47
popeythere's one13:47
popey13:47
awilkinsI tend to just hairdryer off all the Intel and Windows stickers on my laptops and leave it at that13:55
MyrttiI just let mine fall off when they do13:56
Myrttibut on the lid...13:57
ChunkzZanyone lost a £10 note? :p13:59
diddledanprobably old news to some of you - france: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-3071088314:53
MartijnVdSdiddledan: there's more: http://www.telegraaf.nl/buitenland/23528833/___Auto_ontploft_bij_Franse_synagoge___.html14:56
MartijnVdS(warning: Dutch)14:56
MartijnVdSdiddledan: but.. so sad :(14:57
intrbizthe sad power of religious indoctrination14:57
shaunothat's mind-bending - I was in Paris last week15:03
* diddledan resists offensive "bender" comment15:06
awilkinsNo! Don't avoid offending! Or the TERRISTS WIN.15:06
* MartijnVdS offends.15:07
intrbizoffence is taken, not given15:09
DJonespopey: Are you around?15:10
* MartijnVdS takes intrbiz' fence15:10
intrbiz:)15:11
popeyDJones: ya15:14
DJonesThink I found the answer, somebody was asking about ubuntu mates official status in #u15:15
popeyyeah, "not yet"15:15
DJonesThats where I'd got to15:15
BigRedSWhat's the current blessed XMPP client in Ubuntu? Both Pidgin and Empathy seem broken, which should I try to fix? :)15:20
AzelphurI like Pidgin? why is it broken?15:21
BigRedSIt's convinced it is unable to validate our XMPP server's certificate15:21
ali12341pidgin is the default in xubuntu, empathy is the default in unity15:21
Azelphurstrange15:21
ali12341pidgin works fine for me15:21
BigRedSyeah, I use it everywhere, but I've got this laptop where Pidgin dislikes SSL *and* cleartext and Empathyu always needs to be reminded to log in15:22
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BigRedSah, I can export the certs from a working pidgin and import them into the broken one.15:29
daftykins:D15:29
BigRedSweird. Maybe newer pidgins don't like our certs enough to automatically deal with it for some reason15:30
daftykinsyay i just registered my costa club card with their website and got the android app working :P15:31
MartijnVdSwoohoo. more coffee! :P15:33
diddledancaffeine coma!15:34
daftykins\o/15:34
daftykinswe had two local branches for over 2 years before they got hooked up to the coffee club system15:35
daftykinsi'm running folding@home on my CPU and GPU today to help warm the room quicker :P15:35
* SuperEngineer patents "Caffeine Coma" & opens new chain of rails coffee houses15:35
diddledanlol15:35
daftykinsdiddledan: has your AMD box been locking up more?15:36
diddledandaftykins, I cleaned the heatsink and it appears to be stable again15:36
diddledanthere was a layer of dust preventing any airflow from the fan actually doing anything useful15:37
daftykinsoh dear!15:37
ChunkzZanyone know where I can get an iPad unlocked to all networks in the UK?15:37
diddledanit's idling about 35C now15:37
diddledaninstead of 70C15:37
diddledanChunkzZ, apple.com?15:38
daftykins\o/15:38
ChunkzZ:/15:38
daftykinsChunkzZ: questionable request, that15:38
diddledanyeah, this isn't #applewhores15:38
diddledan:-p15:38
ChunkzZit's a UK channel, I asked a UK question.15:38
diddledansorry, I let the terrorists win15:38
diddledanreferential/memory comedy ftw15:39
Myrttitsk.15:40
diddledanChunkzZ, this is first and foremost an ubuntu channel15:40
daftykins*rolleyes*15:40
Myrttiit's not really that hard to find someone, anyway15:40
Myrttia bit of effort is required15:40
diddledanMyrtti, indeed15:40
diddledanMyrtti, *open browser. type apple.com. press enter.*15:41
ChunkzZdiddledan, sigh.15:41
Myrttior "go to a shopping mall, bypass the dead sea cosmetics, scarf and dreamcatcher and loft insulation salespeople and go to the bloke fixing broken screens and doing unlockings"15:42
SuperEngineer...or open a map to see which town/city you live in. Once found, append "street market" to name... go there15:42
daftykinsChunkzZ: no, sigh at your attitude bringing that topic onto freenode.15:42
ChunkzZfuck sake I only asked a question, didn't know I was being done for murder..............15:43
diddledan!language15:43
lubotu3The main Ubuntu channels require that you speak in calm, polite English. For other languages, please visit https://wiki.ubuntu.com/IRC/ChannelList15:43
SuperEngineer&15:43
SuperEngineerit's a family channel!15:43
popeyLets start again shall we?15:43
diddledanyes, lets15:43
ujjainlet's !!15:43
ujjainstart again, start again15:43
SuperEngineer+115:44
ali12341okay15:44
* diddledan cuddles popey the master of all things sane15:44
ujjainI'm at the office Sundays to Thursdays from 08:00 to 17:00 <  is this proper English?15:44
popeyfirst we need a big bang i think.15:44
diddledanpopey, this is a family channel! :-p15:44
popeyujjain: good enough for government work15:44
zmoylan-pifirst the earth cooled...15:44
ali12341ChunkzZ: do you want to buy an already unlocked ipad, or do you want to unlock the one you have?15:44
popeythen the dinosaurs came!15:44
popeybut they got big and fat..15:44
zmoylan-pii love that movie!! \o/15:44
popeyme too ☻15:45
ujjainpopey hahaha :D15:45
ChunkzZali12341, to buy one that's locked to EE15:45
ChunkzZbut dm,15:45
ChunkzZthanks for your help15:45
diddledano_O15:45
Myrtti"life is"15:45
diddledanMyrtti, I like chocolates15:46
diddledanI find chocolates are like life15:46
diddledanyou never know what you gonna get15:46
daftykinsi see #ubuntu-uk 's English classes are still running :>15:46
zmoylan-pii always read the inlay on box of choccies. i always know what i'm going to get15:47
popeyi just eat them all15:47
diddledan^^ +115:47
popeythere has yet to be a chocolate I don't like15:47
zmoylan-piyeah... well... i do that too... but i still know...15:47
MyrttiI just buy a box with only one kind in it15:47
daftykinsMyrtti: that's boring :(15:47
zmoylan-pidepends on the choccies15:47
Myrttino, it's looovely15:47
daftykinsi'm not too fond of orange ones15:48
zmoylan-pii did get through a tin of emeralds over crimbo...15:48
daftykinsanyone ever tried Chilli chcolate? that's a bit weird15:48
zmoylan-pimore a test of endurance?15:48
popeyI had marmite chocolate15:48
popeyi love marmite15:48
daftykinsD:15:48
popeymarmite chocolate was difficult15:48
diddledan>.<15:48
zmoylan-piand guinness made a chocolate that a mate tried last year15:48
* diddledan winces15:48
popeydont think i finished the bar15:49
zmoylan-pihe didn't like it, but he finished it...15:49
BigRedSI had garlic chocolate the other day15:49
BigRedSthat was odd15:49
daftykinsdoh, my home insurance renewal letter came in today :(15:49
popeyany of you played MinuteQuest on Android?15:49
daftykinsnope15:49
popeyits quite cute15:49
SuperEngineer"hot chocolate, drinking chocolate" [for those that remember]15:50
daftykinsdoes it allow progress on a per minute basis, hence the name?15:50
popeyits small15:51
popeyso that meaning of minute ☻15:52
daftykinsd'aww15:52
SuperEngineerAndroid: a device famous for shouting "Danger, Will Scarlet, danger!"15:52
diddledanoooh, minute, not minute15:52
SuperEngineer..or was thar Robinson ;)15:52
daftykinsah, my newt15:53
zmoylan-pioh the shame, the shame...15:53
SuperEngineer:D15:53
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* Laney waits for the heating to come on16:06
Laneyany minute now ...16:06
diddledanLaney, I'm chillywilly, too16:06
diddledanbloomin' seasons16:06
zmoylan-pii used to like chillywillie ice pops as a kid16:06
LaneyI bought a Nest over the hols, bloke's coming to put it in tomorrow16:06
Laneythat'll be fun16:06
diddledanhow dare winter. how very dare it.16:06
Laneybeing able to turn it on using me phone16:07
diddledanthat sounds awesome!16:07
zmoylan-pii can throw my dump nokia at switch on wall to turn on heating already :-)16:07
zmoylan-pi*dumb16:08
Laneyah16:13
Laneyhere we go16:13
Laneysocks off, feet on radiator16:13
daftykins:>16:14
zmoylan-pithat's bad for your feet16:14
Laneythanks dad16:15
* SuperEngineer has just checked amount spent via paypal last month...16:15
diddledanSuperEngineer, that's a bad idea16:16
diddledanSuperEngineer, it's a common cause of heart attack16:16
SuperEngineer...even after deducting the £35 Linux Voice sub - that Steam sale proved "expensive"16:16
SuperEngineer..but fun!16:16
diddledanlinux voice ftw16:16
SuperEngineerdiddledan, +116:17
diddledanlinux format tends to be about appeasing commercial overlords rather than promoting freedom16:18
diddledanI think that's even more evident now the team doesn't have the linuxvoice dudes trying to keep it sane16:19
SuperEngineerand annoyingly - it still appears on racks more than the real magazine16:19
zmoylan-pimy mag racks have format and voice in equal numbers these days16:20
SuperEngineerzmoylan-pi, your mafia must be better than my mafia16:21
zmoylan-piireland is weird for mags as there are only 2 companies that import them.  one has 95% of market and one has 5%16:21
daftykinsheh16:22
daftykinsi don't even know where i'd go to find magazines here, supermarket ones would be very limited16:22
daftykinsprobably have to manually request them16:22
zmoylan-pibut they're not proud and if there was demand for 100 trainspotter mags they'd import and flog them16:23
SuperEngineerEngland has a similatr arrangement.  You vcan either beg your local stockist or you tell them you're gonna "send the boys" round16:23
diddledanchrome has an ssh client available in beta now - using nacl - made by googley and available in the chromestore16:23
daftykinsWell this is a new issue on me, the boss' secretary is spending a month in Australia at the moment, so she has a laptop with her work email on there. Creating calendar entries is getting all confused between timezones :D16:30
diddledanoh joy16:30
zmoylan-piswap to stardates...16:30
daftykins:D16:31
diddledanthe world is going to end on june 30th this year - we're getting a leapsecond added16:31
zmoylan-piso it won't end on time... it'll be a second out?16:32
zmoylan-pipffft, typical :-)16:32
diddledanno the leapsecond will cause the end16:32
zmoylan-pinah it'll just annoy a lot of people in i.t.16:32
diddledanapparently the US want to disassociate the canonical time from the rotation of the Earth thereby removing the need for leapseconds16:33
intrbizhopefully the kernel will tollerate the leapsecond this time around16:33
diddledanit will however mean that sunrise can't be guaranteed to occur at the correct time16:33
zmoylan-piapart from the smug dos user as it's times are rounded down to 2 seconds... damn you g.r.r.martin :-)16:34
diddledanhttp://metro.co.uk/2015/01/06/twitter-saves-man-having-poo-on-virgin-trains-who-ran-out-of-loo-roll-5011355/16:39
diddledanI'm widdling myself at that16:40
Laneybetter tweet someone for a new pair of pants16:40
ali12341 /nick widdledan16:41
* zmoylan-pi always has 1-2 small packs of tissues in back pack... just in case16:42
SuperEngineerno comment16:42
SuperEngineer;~)16:42
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SuperEngineerCurrently watching "Bad Robots" E4 [E416:52
SuperEngineer=1 atm} - soooo true to life & a great laugh16:53
daftykinsit's those times on southwest trains when the huge rounded toilet door opens whilst occupied, oh dear.16:53
SuperEngineeryup16:53
daftykinsjust politely averting your eyes and holding your nose...16:53
SuperEngineer..& shouting "Oi! not at the station!"16:54
SuperEngineerooo - another good thing about Bad Robots - gparted sneakily finished a partition resize whilst I was watching it - laughter is fun AND good!17:03
AzelphurI'm really getting fed up with enta.net https://owncloud.azelphur.com/owncloud/public.php?service=files&t=50736ec0ea25462fcb5e9e5c14ce592017:04
SuperEngineerAzelphur, change?17:04
AzelphurSuperEngineer: funny part is everyone else is worse17:05
diddledanthe eu cookie law is stupid: "Like most websites Channel 4 uses cookies. In order to deliver a personalised, responsive service and to improve the site, we remember and store information about how you use it. This is done using simple text files called cookies which sit on your computer. These cookies are completely safe and secure and will never contain any sensitive information. They are used only by Channel 4 or the trusted partners we17:05
SuperEngineeryikes!17:05
diddledanwork with."17:05
Azelphurat least with enta I can bypass the traffic management for test purposes17:05
diddledanthe cookie may be completely safe and secure and never contain sensitive information but that doesn't mean the server isn't collecting sensitive information which it then ties to the cookie17:06
diddledanthe whole eu law seems to think the issue is with cookies themselves storing the bad things17:06
diddledanAzelphur, your down is slower than your up? that's wonkybackasswards!17:07
Azelphurdiddledan: it's because they are overselling17:07
SuperEngineerdiddledan,  used "only by Channel 4 or the trusted partners" - therein lies the problem, it means who *they* trust, not you17:07
SuperEngineer...& NSA17:08
SuperEngineer..&GCHQ17:08
SuperEngineer... & GOOGLE17:08
diddledanSuperEngineer, that's the data stored in the cookie they're referring to in that message, not the data they actually collect17:08
SuperEngineerso?17:09
diddledanpretty much no website will store your phone number in a cookie, e.g. but that doesn't stop them storing the number at all - the eu cookie law only forces them to tell you they're storing a cookie and thus they have no PII17:10
SuperEngineeryou do know what's stored in a cookie I assume?17:10
mappgah17:11
mapphaving no desk sucks17:11
daftykinsbuy one! :P17:11
mappsit on my bed using my laptop and endup with a dead leg from sitting awkwardly17:11
mappno room for it man17:11
mappthe apartments here are tiny17:11
diddledanSuperEngineer, usually a cookie contains either a Session ID or some form of proving you're you to create a new session id when the old session id is dead17:11
mappi miss having a desk and chair and big tv next to it..sit at the desk wath tv and use my machine17:11
diddledanSuperEngineer, it does not contain PII17:12
SuperEngineer[& please let's not get into super cookies, everlasting cookies & of course, the new [nah, not even gonna give it publicuty here]17:12
daftykinswheel a chair up to your bed then put down a door between the headboard and foot end :D17:12
mappheh17:12
mappatching horrible bosses 217:12
mappnot too bad17:12
diddledanthe PII can be collected at will without informing anyone as long as it's not stored in a cookie (which it invariably isn't)17:13
SuperEngineerdaftykins, I'm sorry, what was that you wanted me to use your to/for?17:13
SuperEngineer*door to/for17:14
daftykinsthat was for mapp to make a desk17:14
SuperEngineerphew!17:14
daftykins:D17:14
mappya it sucks not having one..could use table in lounge but feels weird17:14
mappprefer to stay in room17:14
mapp:)17:14
SuperEngineer"Red Star OS, the open source operating system from North Korea" - some phrases really do contradict themselves!17:19
SuperEngineerwhoooops! politics17:20
* SuperEngineer slaps wrist17:20
diddledanhttp://grahamcluley.com/2015/01/sony-hack-attribution-generator/17:21
zmoylan-pithe firewall is exceptional and it features a spectacular dmz17:21
diddledanI love how consumer routers call "forward everything to this computer: X.Y.Z.A" a "dmz"17:22
zmoylan-pigotta use military terms to sound secure17:23
mappwell isnt that basically what dmz is?17:23
mappand red star os lol17:23
diddledanno17:23
diddledana dmz is a separate subnet17:24
diddledanusually with its' own firewall17:24
diddledanand a firewall between the dmz and lan17:24
daftykinsit's just easier to call a single forwarded IP the 'DMZ' rather than "the thing that's kinda like a DMZ but without a separate network segment"17:25
mappaha17:26
mappdidnt know it was a seperate subnet17:26
mappused to the consumer router term as you mentioned above;p17:26
diddledanin networking tho a dmz is a specific thing so it makes people who understand that it's not a dmz at all wonder about the manufacturer's networking credibility, and convinces people who don't understand the concept that they're secure17:27
intrbizdmz's are not really the best approach these days17:28
mappwhat would be better17:28
intrbizbetter to fine grain separate services and control access17:28
intrbizrather than sticking all external facing servers together with uncontrolled access between each17:29
diddledandmzs are a good idea IMO if you're putting public services and you have a set of hosts that you don't want to be public - the public can get pwnd as much as a hacker likes but it won't expose your private network17:29
diddledanintrbiz, I'd do that in addition to dmz17:30
diddledannot instead17:30
mappbut diddledan  surely dmz means all ports accessible ..why would you do this over forward specific ports17:30
diddledanno, dmz has no concept of what ports are accessible17:31
intrbizdiddledan: why not segment your public facing hosts too?17:31
diddledandmz is a segmentation technique not an access control technique17:31
intrbizwhat is harmful is when people think just about a dmz rather than segmenting service areas17:32
diddledanintrbiz, yes, it's PART of the overall solution, not the solution itself17:33
intrbiznothing wrong with having multiple 'dmz's17:33
bigcalmdavmor2: you alive?17:33
davmor2bigcalm: I am17:34
bigcalmdavmor2: guessing you're too busy again for the LUG tonight?17:34
diddledananywho, I'm heading out for a bit.. ttfn17:34
davmor2bigcalm: no I'm going17:34
intrbizbigcalm: you going to LUG tonight?17:34
bigcalmintrbiz: aye, changed my mind and felt the need to get out of the house17:35
bigcalmdavmor2: doh, so you are. Don't know why I didn't think you weren't17:36
bigcalmdavmor2: don't mind me, carry on17:36
davmor2bigcalm: okay17:36
* bigcalm throws lego bricks at davmor217:36
bigcalmBring your phone, I wanna play!17:37
* davmor2 builds a hammer and hit bigcalm with it till it breaks17:37
SuperEngineerOdd, but the "DMZee" [demilitarised zone] could better implemented via an NML [no man's land]17:39
SuperEngineer[just a thought]17:39
AzelphurDoes anyone know the deal with Ofcom and minimum bandwidth speeds is?17:41
daftykinsi bet it's way lower than what you've got17:42
Azelphurdaftykins: http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/4035074821 on 70mbit fiber17:42
daftykinsnumbers would've been easier :(17:43
Azelphurlol17:43
SuperEngineerWhile you all whinge about sppeds - please remember - I'm "forced" to put up with a download speed max of 250MB [yupp, Mb]17:46
daftykinserr17:47
SuperEngineer- I would complain to the person I'm "borrowing the connection from.. but ya know, don't wanna cUSE FRICTION ;)17:47
SuperEngineer*cause17:48
SuperEngineer:D17:48
daftykinswhat's the best download speed you've seen real world?17:48
SuperEngineerme?17:48
Azelphur250mbit is 250x as fast as what I'm getting? XD17:48
SuperEngineerAzelphur, that's ridiculous! are you "borrowing" as well17:49
AzelphurSuperEngineer: nope, I'm paying for 70mbit17:49
SuperEngineeryikes!17:50
SuperEngineertime to thow custard at your supplier17:50
Azelphurindeed17:50
awilkinsAnd I thought 22/60 Mbit/s was a custard throwing offence....17:52
awilkinsI might click the button that upgrades me to 100Mbit/s and see if it actually does anything17:52
awilkins22/100 sounds much worse17:52
SuperEngineerespecially as an exam result - it's called a fail - why not remind them of that17:54
daftykins:D17:54
daftykinsdiddledan: i hope your lights are on18:02
awilkinsWEll.. so, at least my upload will double18:04
awilkinsThat will be useful in itself18:04
awilkinsAnd my "throttled" speed will basically be what my normal speed is now18:04
awilkinsSo huzaah18:05
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SuperEngineerme go eat - bfn18:16
daftykinso/18:16
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diddledanand back20:42
mapphewwo21:03
mappwhat film to wathc tonight21:03
mapphms21:03
mappthinking before i go to sleep or american sniper21:03
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* diddledan watching silent witless22:06
daftykinsmmm first tin of baked beans in a long time, so good :D22:25
diddledanbeans are awesome22:25
popeymmmmmm beanz22:27
popeyespecially with sriracha22:27
awilkins_Sriracha rescues many foods22:28
awilkins_DO make my own baked beans from time to time though22:28
popeydont think I've ever done that23:06
m0nkey_Today I saw OpenSCO Server in the wild!23:15
diddledanreally?23:15
diddledanwow23:15
m0nkey_Yeah23:15
diddledanwas it maintained?23:15
diddledan(do SCO still exist, even?)23:15
m0nkey_The guy was using it as his desktop!23:15
diddledanlooks like they've changed their name: http://www.xinuos.com/23:16
m0nkey_Its an old machine. Mid 90s I guess.23:16
popeygolly23:16
diddledana desktop sco?!23:16
diddledanwow that really is obscure23:16
m0nkey_Server edition on an old desktop. With the hard drive making that annoying metallic buzzing sound.23:17
diddledaneep23:17
m0nkey_Food time.23:23
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