[00:05] <kaplan> alireza__, ?
[00:06] <MortezaE> no pong. he's dead
[00:07] <kaplan> MortezaE, isn't it late night in Iran too
[00:07] <MortezaE> it's interesting discussion. but imho u can somehow rely on ads
[00:07] <kaplan> Oh hell no
[00:07] <kaplan> Ads are evil
[00:07] <MortezaE> it's morning :D
[00:07] <MortezaE> 3:37
[00:07] <kaplan> ah, 5:37 here
[00:08] <kaplan> Iran is GMT +3:30?
[00:08] <MortezaE> i habe Delhi & Dublin times on my desktop
[00:08] <MortezaE> yes
[00:08] <MortezaE> *have
[00:08] <MortezaE> in ubuntu u can just type tehran
[00:09] <MortezaE> what is this "Adlesse"?
[00:09] <MortezaE> i couldn't understand from it's descriptions
[00:09] <MortezaE> nowadays i see it everywhere
[00:09] <kaplan> Adlesse?
[00:10] <MortezaE> yes!
[00:12] <kaplan> never heard of it
[00:13] <MortezaE> actually i surf few non iranian sites these days
[00:13] <MortezaE> but u can see it's ads in many sites
[00:14] <kaplan> use adblockplus
[00:14] <MortezaE> no, just wanted to know about it
[00:14] <MortezaE> let me look
[00:14] <MortezaE> see ads: http://forum.wp-parsi.com/
[00:16] <MortezaE> u c them under header?
[00:17] <MortezaE> kaplan, maybe it's type of nested adblock in chromium?!
[00:17] <MortezaE> u see them in firefox?
[00:17] <kaplan> MortezaE, no, I use AdblockPlus
[00:17] <MortezaE> disable and test plz
[00:17] <MortezaE> wb alireza__ ... where r u guy?!
[00:18] <alireza__> sorry
[00:18] <alireza__> dc
[00:18] <MortezaE> which f***ing isp do u use?
[00:18] <alireza__> hahaha , fuckin irancell :D
[00:18] <MortezaE> aha! damn it
[00:18] <MortezaE> WiMax?
[00:19] <kaplan> MortezaE, yes, I see 2 ads
[00:19] <MortezaE> or GPRS?
[00:19] <alireza__> gprs :D
[00:19] <MortezaE> ugh
[00:19] <alireza__> baroon oomade simkeshi telefone khoone ride :D
[00:19] <MortezaE> kaplan, but i see just some quotations :)
[00:20] <alireza__> kalpan chizi porsid ?
[00:20] <kaplan> ?
[00:20] <kaplan> I don't understand farsi much
[00:20] <MortezaE> with buttons for showing original ads!
[00:20] <MortezaE> kaplan, he asked me if u told something when he wasn't here
[00:21] <kaplan> no
[00:21] <kaplan> alireza__, you were saying something
[00:23] <MortezaE> kaplan, u don't see /notice ?
[00:24] <kaplan> MortezaE, I see but the client doesn't notify me
[00:24] <MortezaE> which client?
[00:24] <kaplan> xchat
[00:24] <MortezaE> doesn't it show it on current tab?
[00:25] <MortezaE> damn MTN GPRS
[00:29] <MortezaE> kaplan, he'll come back tomorrow
[00:30] <MortezaE> kaplan, u eat meat foods in private? :D
[00:31] <MortezaE> was eating a piece of food, thought about that :D
[00:33] <kaplan> MortezaE, I hate eaten it a few times but I don't like the taste
[00:34] <MortezaE> *have?
[00:34] <kaplan> yeah
[00:34] <MortezaE> a few times :D incredible for me!
[00:34] <MortezaE> so pacific
[00:36] <MortezaE> alireza__, guess about what he was speaking
[00:36] <alireza__> umm...
[00:36] <alireza__> a food ?
[00:37] <MortezaE> what food?
[00:37] <kaplan> meat
[00:37] <alireza__> ghorme sabzi ?
[00:37] <alireza__> kabab ?
[00:37] <MortezaE> just "meat"
[00:37] <alireza__> meat /
[00:37] <alireza__> ?
[00:37] <alireza__> faaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrt
[00:37] <kaplan> what is ghorme sabzi?
[00:37] <alireza__> u vegetbalian kapalan ?
[00:38] <alireza__> a iranian food
[00:38] <kaplan> officially vegetarian
[00:38] <kaplan> but I can eat anything
[00:38] <MortezaE> https://www.google.com/search?q=ghormeh+sabzi
[00:39] <alireza__> whatever :D
[00:39] <kaplan> ah, korma
[00:40] <MortezaE> ?
[00:40] <alireza__> im a anythingarian :D
[00:40] <MortezaE> u have it in hindustan? "a piece of food"
[00:40] <MortezaE> *fo meat
[00:40] <MortezaE> *of
[00:40] <MortezaE> :D
[00:40] <kaplan> majority of population in India is non vegetarian
[00:41] <MortezaE> hoom
[00:41] <alireza__> some piece of meat in a hole dish of grass =)))
[00:42] <MortezaE> btw i meant ghorme means "a piece of food"
[00:42] <MortezaE> right alireza__ ?
[00:42] <MortezaE> i love it alireza__ :)
[00:43] <alireza__> i dont know why everytime we had ghorme sabzi in highschool resturant (self) , our yard grasses become short ? =00
[00:43] <alireza__> became*
[00:43] <MortezaE> LOL
[00:44] <alireza__> anyway , im alive yet :D
[00:44] <MortezaE> u have been educated in a 24 hours school?
[00:44] <MortezaE> ugh
[00:45] <MortezaE> ._.
[00:45] <kaplan> damn it Iranian internet
[00:45] <MortezaE> really
[00:46] <kaplan> MortezaE, is ghormeh sabzi like korma?
[00:46] <kaplan> http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Korma
[00:46] <MortezaE> oh... i should resume my torrent movies :)))
[00:47] <MortezaE> i must eat it :D
[00:47] <kaplan> how old are you alireza__
[00:47] <alireza__> its 4:17 A.M
[00:47] <alireza__> im 19
[00:47] <alireza__> wau ?
[00:47] <kaplan> Wow
[00:48] <kaplan> I am 18, 19 in 3 months
[00:48] <MortezaE> kaplan, it's Gheyme in Iran
[00:48] <MortezaE> alireza__, http://www.wikiwand.com/en/Korma
[00:48] <MortezaE> he's ur lost peace hehe
[00:48] <alireza__> dont make me hungry
[00:49] <MortezaE> is it gheyme?
[00:49] <alireza__> im compeletly 19 , 19 and 5 days :D
[00:49] <alireza__> lemme chek
[00:50] <MortezaE> boss is alireza__
[00:50] <alireza__> boss ?
[00:50] <alireza__> boss of what ?
[00:50] <MortezaE> Your Huge company
[00:51] <MortezaE> kaplan, korma made with bird's meat?
[00:51] <alireza__> u mean wc ?
[00:51] <MortezaE> huh?!
[00:51] <alireza__> my biggest company is wc , where i make shit :D
[00:52] <MortezaE> :)))))
[00:52] <alireza__> my product is shit =))))
[00:52] <kaplan> alireza__, are you in college?
[00:52] <alireza__> not actully , im studing for konkour
[00:52] <MortezaE> no he seem more uncultured...
[00:52] <MortezaE> tell him whats konkour :D
[00:53] <alireza__> i think he knows
[00:53] <alireza__> they have something like that
[00:53] <MortezaE> only an iranian knows what kind of cancer is it :(
[00:54] <kaplan> what is konkour?
[00:54] <MortezaE> kaplan, Entrance exam for uni
[00:54] <MortezaE> it's global in country
[00:54] <alireza__> yeah :D
[00:54] <MortezaE> between cities and unies
[00:54] <alireza__> he means is popular :D
[00:55] <kaplan> ah damnit
[00:55] <MortezaE> common?
[00:55] <kaplan> We have same system here
[00:55] <MortezaE> global?
[00:55] <alireza__> hahaha
[00:55] <MortezaE> yeah u was right
[00:55] <kaplan> alireza__, why don't you try for India?
[00:55] <kaplan> alireza__, Iranian students get direct admission to top colleges here
[00:55] <alireza__> cuz im gonna go to germany or america
[00:56] <MortezaE> kaplan, i heard ur government don't let foreigners to have a job there!
[00:56] <alireza__> so i stayed to get to a good uni in iran
[00:56] <MortezaE> alireza__, what about army services?
[00:56] <kaplan> MortezaE, it is not true
[00:56] <kaplan> MortezaE, army services are compulsory?
[00:57] <MortezaE> he's family was lived in Puna for 1-2 years
[00:57] <MortezaE> yes :(
[00:57] <kaplan> alireza_, do you have good grades in school?
[00:58] <MortezaE> kaplan, with lowest possible pay
[00:58] <kaplan> MortezaE, what
[00:59] <MortezaE> kaplan, they pay about $20-30 per month
[00:59] <kaplan> MortezaE, that is too low
[00:59] <kaplan> even for Indian standards
[00:59] <alireza_> no , i didnt study well in high school , i just have a silver medal of computer olimpyad when i was there
[01:00] <alireza_> notthing else :D
[01:00] <MortezaE> Sad But True
[01:00] <kaplan> alireza_, national level olympiad?
[01:00] <MortezaE> ooo
[01:00] <alireza_> i never do my best , till i be forced :D
[01:00] <MortezaE> why quit?
[01:01] <alireza_> yeeeeeeepppp
[01:01] <alireza_> yepp
[01:01] <alireza_> but fuck it
[01:01] <MortezaE> avarin avarin :)
[01:01] <MortezaE> glad to meet u
[01:01] <alireza_> it was useless
[01:01] <alireza_> hehehe
[01:02] <alireza_> very very happy to meet u man
[01:02] <MortezaE> kaplan, he means me :|
[01:03] <kaplan> alireza_, how many people get this medal?
[01:03] <MortezaE> guess he dead again
[01:03] <alireza_> ummm . 6 each year
[01:04] <alireza_> 6 gold , 6 silver
[01:04] <kaplan> alireza_, dude, apply to MIT
[01:04] <alireza_> here is iran man
[01:04] <kaplan> alireza_, MIT will accept you without any test
[01:04] <alireza_> u think its easy ?
[01:05] <kaplan> since SAT is not available in Iran
[01:05] <kaplan> alireza_, It is easy if you have nation level medal
[01:05] <MortezaE> SAT?
[01:06] <alireza_> really ?
[01:07] <alireza_> i heard its for golds
[01:07] <kaplan> alireza_, nope, all medals
[01:08] <kaplan> MortezaE, http://www.wikiwand.com/en/SAT
[01:08] <alireza_> anyway , i perrefer to go germany ...
[01:08] <kaplan> Yeah me too
[01:08] <kaplan> Sprechen sie deutsch?
[01:08] <alireza_> america is my second chance
[01:09] <alireza_> i dont know german :D
[01:09] <kaplan> ah
[01:09] <MortezaE> kaplan, is a language crazy
[01:10] <kaplan> MortezaE, but it is a useless skill
[01:10] <MortezaE> but opens new doors to your thoughts, don't it?
[01:11] <alireza_> my reason for choosing it is me belifs
[01:11] <MortezaE> i mean if u do it in depth
[01:12] <alireza_> morteza , this summer im going to go dubai :D
[01:12] <alireza_> u dont wanna come ?
[01:13] <alireza_> dc again , i think :d
[01:14] <MortezaE> alireza_, why u quit? u was online
[01:14] <MortezaE> same in last time
[01:14] <alireza_> morteza , this summer im going to go dubai :D
[01:14] <MortezaE> ping urself to test if alive
[01:14] <alireza_> i dont know , u were quait
[01:14] <MortezaE> yes u told it
[01:14] <MortezaE> yes
 u dont wanna come ?
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[01:15] <MortezaE> * alireza_ (~alireza@5.120.3.161) has joined
 dc again , i think :d
 alireza_, why u quit? u was online
[01:15] <alireza_> u dont wanna come ?
[01:15] <MortezaE> how much does it cost?
[01:15] <kaplan> alireza_, what beliefs?
[01:15] <MortezaE> no, i have no program for it
[01:16] <alireza_> kaplan , dont ask :d
[01:16] <alireza_> fucking girls wanna plan man ?
[01:16] <alireza_> come on ... just drinking and having fun
[01:17] <kaplan> haha
[01:17]  * MortezaE disapointed about alireza_ 
[01:17] <kaplan> I can't drink or have fun :(
[01:17] <alireza_> ur khan ?
[01:17] <alireza_> i mean muslim ? :d
[01:17] <kaplan> no
[01:17] <kaplan> I have Schizophrenia
[01:18] <kaplan> Alcohol triggers psychosis
[01:18] <MortezaE> what u meant bye "fun"?
[01:18] <alireza_> what?? somthing like HIV?
[01:18] <MortezaE> hehe! AIDS? :D
[01:18] <kaplan> alireza_, It is a mental disease
[01:19] <kaplan> I see and hear things which are not real
[01:19] <MortezaE> alireza_, go read some books instead of thinking about american beauties
[01:19] <alireza_> shopping and good works
[01:19] <MortezaE> kaplan, what u meant bye "fun"?
[01:19] <MortezaE> *by
[01:19] <alireza_> but for u
[01:19] <alireza_> for me is diffrent :D
[01:20] <kaplan> MortezaE, dating and stuff
[01:20] <kaplan> MortezaE, no one will date a mental case
[01:20] <alireza_> kaplan my worst mental disease was dont get blood to my head after drinking a lot =)))))))
[01:20] <MortezaE> aha, but u seem nice behinde keyboard ;)
[01:21] <kaplan> MortezaE, of course
[01:21] <kaplan> It doesn't affect my behaviour
[01:21] <kaplan> Just my perception of reality
[01:21] <kaplan> I often hear god telling me he will send me to hell
[01:22] <MortezaE> hoom, hope to heal soon
[01:22] <alireza_> morteza why ur disappoinet at me ? huh ? ;d
[01:22] <kaplan> MortezaE, there is no cure
[01:22] <MortezaE> oh... thats what u speaking about in #persian?!!
[01:22] <MortezaE> i thought ur kidding or somewhat
[01:22] <kaplan> MortezaE, no
[01:23] <alireza_> im not kidding :D
[01:23] <MortezaE> alireza_, are u high, now?
[01:23] <alireza_> thats my belifs kaplan , did u get i ?d:d
[01:23] <MortezaE> kaplan, does being hight means drunken?
[01:23] <alireza_> no no no , im ok :D
[01:23] <MortezaE> :D
[01:24] <kaplan> MortezaE, it means under the influence of drugs
[01:24] <MortezaE> hoom
[01:24] <alireza_> kaplan
[01:24] <kaplan> alireza_, fb;gm is your belief?
[01:24] <MortezaE> it's Azan and i'm still awake here
[01:25] <alireza_> god every moment say to me " fuck u mom . i hate u :D "
[01:25] <alireza_> and i say , on my diiiiiiiiiiiick =)))
[01:25] <alireza_> im not belive in god :d sorry :D
[01:25] <MortezaE> khkhkhkh
[01:25] <kaplan> lol
[01:26] <MortezaE> damn kafir
[01:26] <alireza_> hahaha
[01:27] <alireza_> my families say to me this too =))
[01:27] <MortezaE> btw, persian girls are more nice
[01:27] <MortezaE> even kaplan believe it
[01:27] <alireza_> bu , on my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick =))))))
[01:27] <kaplan> MortezaE, not really
[01:27] <MortezaE> how?
[01:27] <kaplan> MortezaE, Slavic girls are the best
[01:27] <MortezaE> oh
[01:28] <alireza_> just russian ...
[01:28] <MasterPiece> hey hey, here is not a chatroom , OK?
[01:28] <alireza_> oh baby ....
[01:28] <alireza_> sorry sorry ...
[01:28] <kaplan> we can chat in #persian
[01:29] <MortezaE> MasterPiece, fuck off! your just logging here :p
[01:29] <alireza_> im going to say pray , im goning to spray , im a good boy , =))))
[01:29] <alireza_> everybody
[01:29] <alireza_> i feel drowsy
[01:29] <kaplan> alireza_, nope, bosnian girls are the best
[01:30] <alireza_> have u ever fucked ? im saying about my fuckeds
[01:30] <alireza_> so dont tell me whats good or not :D
[01:31] <kaplan> I have had sex, yes
[01:31] <alireza_> with bosnian ?
[01:31] <kaplan> no
[01:31] <kaplan> with an Indian
[01:32] <alireza_> so fuck up =)))
[01:32] <alireza_> we were not talking about indian :d
[01:32] <kaplan> lol ok
[01:33] <alireza_> i wanna sleeeeeeeeeeeep
[01:33] <MortezaE> alireza_, kaplan u may know, this chan is being logged, or maybe monitored
[01:34] <alireza_> oh shit
[01:34] <MortezaE> anyway i should tell it at first, not now :D
[01:34] <MortezaE> alireza_, ur fucked bro :D
[01:34] <alireza_> im goning to jaaaaaaaaaaail ...
[01:34] <alireza_> noooooooo
[01:35] <alireza_> https://www.hipchat.com/invite/287221/e9e47301e89f2e459b663ce8ad55bddc
[01:35] <MortezaE> they put ur head into a pocket
[01:35] <alireza_> just install this fucin hip
[01:35] <alireza_> u mean bag
[01:35] <alireza_> D:
[01:35] <MortezaE> ah... thx
[01:35] <alireza_> hehehe , love u bro
[01:35] <alireza_> lets go to the jaaaaaaaaaaaaail
[01:36] <alireza_> of course after a piss :D
[01:36] <MortezaE> i know, i suck in english with a capital S
[01:36] <MortezaE> hehe
[01:37] <alireza_> no , thats good , i just wanted to notice my head cant go to a pocket :D it needs somthing bigger
[01:37] <alireza_> :D
[01:37] <MortezaE> LOL
[01:38] <alireza_> so , time to sleep
[01:38] <alireza_> any body ? any job ?
[01:38] <MortezaE> same here :D
[01:38] <MortezaE> i guess kaplan is slept
[01:38] <alireza_> so good bye man
[01:38] <alireza_> dont forget hipo
[01:38] <MortezaE> خوشحال شدم کاکو ;)
[01:39] <MortezaE> ok dude
[01:39] <alireza_> see u
[01:39] <alireza_> bb
[01:39] <MortezaE> bye :)
[07:38] <kaplan> salam MasterPiece
[07:38] <MasterPiece> salam kaplan
[22:08] <alireza> hey there
[22:12] <kaplan> hey alireza
[22:13] <alireza> bah bah
[22:13] <alireza> see who is here
[22:13] <alireza> how u doin dude ?
[22:14] <kaplan> alireza, working slowly on the authentication part
[22:16] <alireza> dude , dont kill urself , we need more people and some plan
[22:20] <alireza> hey azitrex
[22:20] <alireza> how u doin ?
[22:20] <alireza> u still want that UI Html template ?
[22:22] <kaplan> nope
[22:23] <alireza> what ?
[22:24] <kaplan> alireza, I am not killing myself
[22:24] <kaplan> alireza, I am writing it as a library so that other people can use it
[22:25] <alireza> do it son :D
[22:29] <kaplan> alireza, https://github.com/akshatj/clj-passport
[23:30] <IIVII> salam