[00:34] fun question. anyone know how to force alsa cards to appear in a certain order? [00:35] (eg, one card is #0, the other is #1, I want to swap the two) [00:36] probably with udev rules? [00:38] yeah, sounds tricksy [00:39] I'm not actually sure if udev is handling these (since I had to load the modules myself) [00:44] hm, not exactly what I was looking for but seems to be easier - use /etc/asound.conf to set the default device to #1 [01:02] well that works nicely :) retroarch using hdmi for audio, mpd using the 'hifiberry' [03:08] yo [03:11] ello === m0nkey_ is now known as m0nkey_|away [03:25] hey pew got cutoff [03:25] stupid dsl went down [04:04] doobleydo === diddledan_ is now known as diddledan [04:14] did you watch csi cyber [04:14] ah hes gone [04:18] unstable connection right there [04:20] hmm [04:20] ah back [04:20] did you watch csi cyber ep2 diddledan [04:20] don think you were here when i askes earlier [04:20] i didnt care for it again:) [04:20] smuxi doesn't like mono on the server with ms.net connecting to it [04:20] i think it'll get canned [04:20] mapp: yeah I saw it, wasn't overly impressed [04:21] off to sleep - gotta be up early [04:21] cya :) [04:21] tata [04:53] damnit [04:53] cant sleep [04:53] ARGH [04:58] there's a new top-level domain due to start accepting registratinos at the end of the month - the .sucks tld [05:16] lol [06:36] still struggling to sleep [06:36] ever used sleep tapes diddledan? [06:36] nope [06:37] just cant sleep..wondering if i should turn my tv eps off (playing on laptop) and tr the sounds on dreamingwithjeff.com [07:33] dum diddy dum dum [07:39] perfect [07:39] anther hour past no closer to sleeping [07:39] this sucks [08:10] you are getting sleepy... [08:11] I am? [08:11] hmm... [08:11] *thud* [08:11] ignore that diddledan that was for mapp [08:12] zzzzz [08:12] oops, too late [08:12] * zmoylan-pi doesn't waste opportunity and yoinks diddledan's wallet and has a shufty [08:12] *bats* [08:13] my driver's license still has a picture of me at 17 [08:14] I've changed a wee bit since then [08:14] the peg leg and eye patch add character [08:14] lol [08:14] and allow you to officiate at fsm weddings [08:15] fsm? [08:15] flying spaghetti monster [08:15] aah [08:15] bless his noodly apendages [08:15] pastafarian woulda worked better methinks :-p [08:16] fsm sounds like some sort of adult playtime [08:17] fsm - full surround mono - the audiophile's dream rig? [08:17] finitely splendiferous meanderings? [08:19] football's stupidest mascot? [08:20] french seduction machine? [08:38] morning all [08:38] when do you sleep diddledan and you zmoylan-pi:P gonna get some nytol later for sur [08:40] i have insomnia, i sleep 4 hours a day at the moment at fairly random times :-/ [09:03] morning boys and girls. [09:03] morning [09:06] morning bashrc [09:06] Morning all [09:11] aloha [09:23] czajkowski: awwwwwwwww don't you two just make people want to vomit with cuteness ;) == very nice engagement snaps :) [09:24] heh thanks can only thank Tony for the images he makes us all look good! [09:27] does irssi have a save command that saves all your connections and passwords into a config file? [09:30] foobarry: /save ? [09:30] you mean /save ? [09:33] i never knew! [09:33] thanks guys === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [09:36] don't you love vulnerability disclosure timelines that basically say "f*** the vendor!"? latest for .net framework: made avilable publicly on 11/03/15. emailed microsoft on 12/03/15 [09:38] dammit, chrisccoulson just died again [09:38] he's making a habit of mortal shenanigans [09:38] 09:38 -!- chrisccoulson_ [~chr1s@ubuntu/member/chrisccoulson] has quit [Quit: OSError: [Errno 130] Owner died] [09:39] And he is risen! [09:39] diddledan: funnily enough, my experience making vuln disclosures is "nobody cares" [09:39] diddledan: All hail our zombie chrisccoulson overlord! [09:40] * diddledan looks suspiciously at chrisccoulson [09:40] I'm not sure he's entirely alive [09:41] anyone got a stick? [09:41] if you disclose it to microsoft they will only disclose it to nsa and then maybe some months later think about fixing it [09:41] bashrc: There's a scary side-effect of the Five-Eyes Spy-ring; all vulns decalred public *first* to reduce state abuse. [09:42] yes indeed [09:43] What have I done? [09:43] chrisccoulson: you died [09:43] 09:38 -!- chrisccoulson_ [~chr1s@ubuntu/member/chrisccoulson] has quit [Quit: OSError: [Errno 130] Owner died] [09:43] chrisccoulson: eaten brains. [09:43] hah [09:44] and now you're a zombie [09:44] typical [09:45] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM [09:49] what if it's the brains of a ukip supporter, does that count as brains? :-P [09:50] somebody told me there's ageneral election soon [09:51] when was the last one? 4yrs already? [09:51] * zmoylan-pi demands an admiral election for parity [09:54] more appropriate when it rains [09:56] hi internet.. glorious monday isn't it. [09:59] Good morning all; happy Monday, and happy Freedom of Information Day! :-D [09:59] i can't tell you how it's going :-) [10:01] * popey hides his information from JamesTait [10:02] so i've installed Mate on my 14.10 laptop alongside normal unity, plus compiz, cuz i'm a child.... and now i get odd gtk style notification popoups in the top left corner instead of unity notifications... anyone know how i can get that fixed? [10:03] back under unity i get the gtk popups that is.. sorry if that wasn't explicitly clear [10:03] * JamesTait just stalks popey on G+ instead. [10:04] and looks on his webcam [10:04] * foobarry does a CSI on the reflection in the glass of the shed window [10:05] haha, i've been thinking for the sake of hilarity to watch the csi cyber episodes that are out [10:13] do they write an app in visual basic to scan all the the ips?? === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away [10:26] hi there [10:26] basic question [10:27] i would like to show only the domain name from this output [10:27] http://paste.ubuntu.com/10608949/ [10:28] when i do mailq i got this output [10:30] anyone there ? [10:32] * zmoylan-pi knocks once for yes [10:33] * popey knocks twice for no [10:47] Ouch. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/03/16/auth_bypass/ [10:48] zertyui: which domain(s)? business.telecomitalia.it? dffee.com?mail.rdsnet.ro.? === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [10:50] zertyui: you could use sed or awk to do that [10:52] zertyui: or would be easy enough in perl [10:54] zmoylan-pi: mailq | perl -e 'while (<>) { my ($d) = $_ =~ /<[^@]+@([^>]+)>/ ; print $d . "\n" if $d; }' [10:55] JamesTait: here is some free information ← I mean that's it all the information you're getting :P [11:02] oops tab complete **up [11:03] zertyui: mailq | perl -e 'while (<>) { my ($d) = $_ =~ /<[^@]+@([^>]+)>/ ; print $d . "\n" if $d; }' [11:04] perfect it 's working [11:04] now i woudl like the output of the command to be insert to access file /etc/access [11:07] zertyui: what are you trying to do? [11:18] trying to REJECT [11:18] something like : youwontbelieveitsreal.in.net REJECT [11:19] output of that command to insert on file /etc/access with adding the flag REJECT [11:33] zertyui: at a guess mailq | perl -e 'while (<>) { my ($d) = $_ =~ /<[^@]+@([^>]+)>/ ; print $d . " REJECT\n" if $d; }' === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away [11:51] Good morning peeps :) [11:51] intrbiz: is badminton on tonight, if so, what time? [11:52] bigcalm: hmm, good question [11:52] Oh dear :D [11:52] zertyui: have you looked at fail2ban? [11:54] bigcalm: I'll find out [11:59] Thanks man :) [12:03] bigcalm: you'll notice though that intrbiz didn't say he'd tell you about it just that would find out ;) [12:04] davmor2: strangely I trust him to be sensible in this situation [12:05] bigcalm: :D === alan_g is now known as alan_g|lunch === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte === alan_g|lunch is now known as alan_g [14:07] ARM.L shares doing well atm [14:07] all time high i think [14:21] bigcalm: badminton is on tonight - 20:00 to 22:00 [14:21] intrbiz: grand, thanks for checking === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away [14:59] fun thread here: https://virginmedia.response.lithium.com/portal/conversation/3656208 <-- therealrevk is the owner of Andrews&Arnold (aaisp.net) [15:00] it's still going back and forth between them as we speak [15:03] Sky don't replace your Sky box or router after a year [15:03] I get what VM are saying, you don't equipment so they replace it if it becomes faulty.. [15:04] brb, reboob [15:04] diplo: Sky do replace faulty routers though [15:04] Not after a year, I was told I had to pay for it [15:05] And I wasn't allowed to use my own, so of course I used my own :) [15:05] I've never had to pay, Iwas charged a few £'s for postage, but that was all [15:05] Wanted £60 from me [15:05] For a god awful router [15:07] The original router was pretty weak, the last 2 I've had have been good, very strong signal & connection is stable [15:08] g+ is quite broken for me today [15:08] Not overly configurable was my main gripe, just wanted to lock/open a few things [15:08] In what way foobarry, seems fine for me all day [15:08] doesn't load [15:08] Very close to moving to cable to be honest now DJones [15:09] Oh right, mines been open all day and just click on new posts, not refreshed or anything since first thing :) [15:09] photos.google.com aint loading atm [15:11] diplo: I don't have the option of cable, Sky have been by far the best ISP I've had in 12 years, fair enough a lot of people don't like them or have issues, but I've not had any complaints [15:11] VM visited me and replaced my SuperHub for a SuperHub 2 just because "it's a bit old" (ok, the engineer gave the impression that he was being a bit hooky, but that might just be cynical manipulation of their customers a different way) [15:11] And I've been a loyal customer for over a decade [15:11] And had the internet service ever since it was a different company offering it [15:12] Just thinking, the sky dish had been on our house since before we moved in, when we had some changes done, they replaced the dish because it was getting old [15:13] diplo: paused adblock..loads now [15:14] I was with VM from when they first started as Blueyonder, I left because I had a good deal with Sky, but it sucks now [15:15] too pricey and speeds suck [15:15] I'll probably still be with them for another 4 years knowing me though :D [15:15] I do miss having a good upload speed though! [15:26] 6M upload! [15:26] Whee [15:27] http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-31907768 [16:08] nice [16:08] awilkins: you don't want to whee on internet cable that wont help upload or download speeds ;) [16:08] davmor2: WHEEE [16:09] widdledan [16:09] * diddledan widdles [16:10] Ultimate WEEEE : https://github.com/syncthing/syncthing/wiki/Firewalls-and-Port-Forwards [16:10] oops [16:10] http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee [16:10] (mildly NSFW) [16:10] (and noisy) [16:11] double yoo tee eff [16:12] A classic of the early days of t'internet [16:12] lol [16:12] I miss those flashymations [16:12] the 90s was awesome [16:16] awilkins, Go away! [16:17] :-o [16:17] Ref 6m Upload! [16:25] awilkins, is the uPNP bit new ? [16:25] diplo, Dunno, not been using it for that long [16:25] Or in anger [16:25] Trying to get it promoted as a thing for our company to save money (rather than use a commercial file sharer) [16:27] I've debated the same thing, about to implement it at our Nottingham office to this machine :) [16:31] I'm debating writing a gui for it for UT as a project, may be a bit beyond me but I'll give it a go :) [16:31] Can't be that bad [16:31] unreal tournament? [16:31] Ubuntu Touch [16:31] Nick the sources for the Windows version of the Ubuntu One thing [16:31] Ah [16:31] Ok, not the Ubuntu One thing [16:31] There's an Android client [16:32] A bit all or nothing though [16:32] Yeah I use that already, going to look at the code once this machine is reinstalled [16:32] popey has run the binary on his Nexus I believe [16:32] So 'it works' sorta :) [16:32] Would prefer something like the Dropbox android client that syncs manifests and lets you choose which files you actually want [16:33] hmm? [16:33] The base install is very portable [16:33] That's what a lot of people are asking for as an improvement [16:33] syncthing popey ? I read on the forums I think ? [16:33] ya [16:33] not recently [16:33] o w n c l o u d [16:33] heh, well I wanted to write something and this is a good project as any, also going to try something to work with owncloud too [16:38] ignore that it's a microsoft twit: https://twitter.com/TechNetUK/status/577507119504728064/photo/1 [16:41] somebody is talking about ownCloud? [16:41] * Azelphur arrives [16:42] also does anyone know a good, somewhat cheap projector? :P [16:43] Never use projectors anymore, and the ones I bought were never cheap :/ [16:44] diplo: are they really that bad? [16:45] I've got one. It was cheap and the resolution is low, but it's ok for youtube [16:45] I wanted to put Kodi (XBMC) on it [16:47] Defo want a decent one for that [16:48] Cheap is just pointless for films imo [16:48] I see [16:48] I know a few people who run projectors for their media centres, they spend £600+ on theirs [16:48] ouch [16:49] Right, got to go.. kids swimming lessons :( === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte === alan_g is now known as alan_g|EOD === zmoylan-1i is now known as zmoylan-pi === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte === esuba is now known as Guest10048 [23:17] hi, anyone online who can halp me pls? [23:19] pls i wnat to ask a serious question for a uk worker pls [23:19] i wnat to give in my resignation tomorrow so somebody may help [23:21] nickerSLAVEgg: doesn't sound like a Ubuntu question, a better place to go to ask generic UK questions might be http://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK [23:22] thanks Azelphur, I wonder if they have an irc channel.... I need a response now unfortunately [23:22] nickerSLAVEgg: /r/unitedkingdom has one at irc.snoonet.org #uk [23:23] I can't be of any use since I've never resigned from a job before (nor do I know the procedures) [23:39] advising reddit, nasty! [23:39] ;] === m0nkey_|away is now known as m0nkey_ [23:41] Azelphur: you give the boss the finger then walk out in a huff [23:42] lol === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away