[00:34] <shauno> fun question.  anyone know how to force alsa cards to appear in a certain order?
[00:35] <shauno> (eg, one card is #0, the other is #1, I want to swap the two)
[00:36] <ali1234> probably with udev rules?
[00:38] <directhex> yeah, sounds tricksy
[00:39] <shauno> I'm not actually sure if udev is handling these (since I had to load the modules myself)
[00:44] <shauno> hm, not exactly what I was looking for but seems to be easier - use /etc/asound.conf to set the default device to #1
[01:02] <shauno> well that works nicely :)  retroarch using hdmi for audio, mpd using the 'hifiberry'
[03:08] <mapp> yo
[03:11] <diddledan> ello
[03:25] <mapp> hey pew got cutoff
[03:25] <mapp> stupid dsl went down
[04:04] <diddledan_> doobleydo
[04:14] <mapp> did you watch csi cyber
[04:14] <mapp> ah hes gone
[04:18] <mapp> unstable connection right there
[04:20] <diddledan> hmm
[04:20] <mapp> ah back
[04:20] <mapp> did you watch csi cyber ep2 diddledan
[04:20] <mapp> don think you were here when i askes earlier
[04:20] <mapp> i didnt care for it again:)
[04:20] <diddledan> smuxi doesn't like mono on the server with ms.net connecting to it
[04:20] <mapp> i think it'll get canned
[04:20] <diddledan> mapp: yeah I saw it, wasn't overly impressed
[04:21] <mapp> off to sleep - gotta be up early
[04:21] <mapp> cya :)
[04:21] <diddledan> tata
[04:53] <mapp> damnit
[04:53] <mapp> cant sleep
[04:53] <mapp> ARGH
[04:58] <diddledan> there's a new top-level domain due to start accepting registratinos at the end of the month - the .sucks tld
[05:16] <mapp> lol
[06:36] <mapp> still struggling to sleep
[06:36] <mapp> ever used sleep tapes diddledan?
[06:36] <diddledan> nope
[06:37] <mapp> just cant sleep..wondering if i should turn my tv eps off (playing on laptop) and tr the sounds on dreamingwithjeff.com
[07:33] <diddledan> dum diddy dum dum
[07:39] <mapp> perfect
[07:39] <mapp> anther hour past no closer to sleeping
[07:39] <mapp> this sucks
[08:10] <zmoylan-pi> you are getting sleepy...
[08:11] <diddledan> I am?
[08:11] <diddledan> hmm...
[08:11] <diddledan> *thud*
[08:11] <zmoylan-pi> ignore that diddledan that was for mapp
[08:12] <diddledan> zzzzz
[08:12] <zmoylan-pi> oops, too late
[08:12]  * zmoylan-pi doesn't waste opportunity and yoinks diddledan's wallet and has a shufty
[08:12] <diddledan> *bats*
[08:13] <diddledan> my driver's license still has a picture of me at 17
[08:14] <diddledan> I've changed a wee bit since then
[08:14] <zmoylan-pi> the peg leg and eye patch add character
[08:14] <diddledan> lol
[08:14] <zmoylan-pi> and allow you to officiate at fsm weddings
[08:15] <diddledan> fsm?
[08:15] <zmoylan-pi> flying spaghetti monster
[08:15] <diddledan> aah
[08:15] <zmoylan-pi> bless his noodly apendages
[08:15] <diddledan> pastafarian woulda worked better methinks :-p
[08:16] <diddledan> fsm sounds like some sort of adult playtime
[08:17] <diddledan> fsm - full surround mono - the audiophile's dream rig?
[08:17] <diddledan> finitely splendiferous meanderings?
[08:19] <diddledan> football's stupidest mascot?
[08:20] <diddledan> french seduction machine?
[08:38] <MooDoo> morning all
[08:38] <mapp> when do you sleep diddledan and you zmoylan-pi:P gonna get some nytol later for sur
[08:40] <zmoylan-pi> i have insomnia, i sleep 4 hours a day at the moment at fairly random times :-/
[09:03] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[09:03] <bashrc> morning
[09:06] <brobostigon> morning bashrc
[09:06] <davmor2> Morning all
[09:11] <czajkowski> aloha
[09:23] <davmor2> czajkowski: awwwwwwwww don't you two just make people want to vomit with cuteness ;)  == very nice engagement snaps :)
[09:24] <czajkowski> heh thanks can only thank Tony for the images he makes us all look good!
[09:27] <foobarry> does irssi have a save command that saves all your connections and passwords into a config file?
[09:30] <diddledan> foobarry: /save ?
[09:30] <bashrc> you mean /save ?
[09:33] <foobarry> i never knew!
[09:33] <foobarry> thanks guys
[09:36] <diddledan> don't you love vulnerability disclosure timelines that basically say "f*** the vendor!"? latest for .net framework: made avilable publicly on 11/03/15. emailed microsoft on 12/03/15
[09:38] <diddledan> dammit, chrisccoulson just died again
[09:38] <diddledan> he's making a habit of mortal shenanigans
[09:38] <diddledan> 09:38 -!- chrisccoulson_ [~chr1s@ubuntu/member/chrisccoulson] has quit [Quit: OSError: [Errno 130] Owner died]
[09:39] <TwistedLucidity> And he is risen!
[09:39] <directhex> diddledan: funnily enough, my experience making vuln disclosures is "nobody cares"
[09:39] <TwistedLucidity> diddledan: All hail our zombie chrisccoulson overlord!
[09:40]  * diddledan looks suspiciously at chrisccoulson 
[09:40] <diddledan> I'm not sure he's entirely alive
[09:41] <foobarry> anyone got a stick?
[09:41] <bashrc> if you disclose it to microsoft they will only disclose it to nsa and then maybe some months later think about fixing it
[09:41] <TwistedLucidity> bashrc: There's a scary side-effect of the Five-Eyes Spy-ring; all vulns decalred public *first* to reduce state abuse.
[09:42] <bashrc> yes indeed
[09:43] <chrisccoulson> What have I done?
[09:43] <diddledan> chrisccoulson: you died
[09:43] <diddledan> 09:38 -!- chrisccoulson_ [~chr1s@ubuntu/member/chrisccoulson] has quit [Quit: OSError: [Errno 130] Owner died]
[09:43] <directhex> chrisccoulson: eaten brains.
[09:43] <chrisccoulson> hah
[09:44] <diddledan> and now you're a zombie
[09:44] <foobarry> typical
[09:45] <diddledan> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM
[09:49] <zmoylan-pi> what if it's the brains of a ukip supporter, does that count as brains? :-P
[09:50] <foobarry> somebody told me there's  ageneral election soon
[09:51] <foobarry> when was the last one? 4yrs already?
[09:51]  * zmoylan-pi demands an admiral election for parity
[09:54] <zmoylan-pi> more appropriate when it rains
[09:56] <NET||abuse> hi internet.. glorious monday isn't it.
[09:59] <JamesTait> Good morning all; happy Monday, and happy Freedom of Information Day! :-D
[09:59] <zmoylan-pi> i can't tell you how it's going :-)
[10:01]  * popey hides his information from JamesTait 
[10:02] <NET||abuse> so i've installed Mate on my 14.10 laptop alongside normal unity, plus compiz, cuz i'm a child.... and now i get odd gtk style notification popoups in the top left corner instead of unity notifications... anyone know how i can get that fixed?
[10:03] <NET||abuse> back under unity i get the gtk popups that is.. sorry if that wasn't explicitly clear
[10:03]  * JamesTait just stalks popey on G+ instead.
[10:04] <foobarry> and looks on his webcam
[10:04]  * foobarry does a CSI on the reflection in the glass of the shed window
[10:05] <NET||abuse> haha, i've been thinking for the sake of hilarity to watch the csi cyber episodes that are out
[10:13] <zmoylan-pi> do they write an app in visual basic to scan all the the ips??
[10:26] <zertyui> hi there
[10:26] <zertyui> basic question
[10:27] <zertyui> i would like to show only the domain name from this output
[10:27] <zertyui> http://paste.ubuntu.com/10608949/
[10:28] <zertyui> when i do mailq i got this output
[10:30] <zertyui> anyone there ?
[10:32]  * zmoylan-pi knocks once for yes
[10:33]  * popey knocks twice for no
[10:47] <TwistedLucidity> Ouch. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/03/16/auth_bypass/
[10:48] <moreati> zertyui: which domain(s)? business.telecomitalia.it? dffee.com?mail.rdsnet.ro.?
[10:50] <intrbiz> zertyui: you could use sed or awk to do that
[10:52] <intrbiz> zertyui: or would be easy enough in perl
[10:54] <intrbiz> zmoylan-pi: mailq | perl -e 'while (<>) { my ($d) = $_ =~ /<[^@]+@([^>]+)>/ ; print $d . "\n" if $d; }'
[10:55] <davmor2> JamesTait: here is some free information ← I mean that's it all the information you're getting :P
[11:02] <intrbiz> oops tab complete **up
[11:03] <intrbiz> zertyui: mailq | perl -e 'while (<>) { my ($d) = $_ =~ /<[^@]+@([^>]+)>/ ; print $d . "\n" if $d; }'
[11:04] <zertyui> perfect it 's working
[11:04] <zertyui> now i woudl like the output of the command to be insert to access file /etc/access
[11:07] <intrbiz> zertyui: what are you trying to do?
[11:18] <zertyui> trying to REJECT
[11:18] <zertyui> something like : youwontbelieveitsreal.in.net    REJECT
[11:19] <zertyui> output of that command to insert on file /etc/access with adding the flag REJECT
[11:33] <moreati> zertyui: at a guess mailq | perl -e 'while (<>) { my ($d) = $_ =~ /<[^@]+@([^>]+)>/ ; print $d . " REJECT\n" if $d; }'
[11:51] <bigcalm> Good morning peeps :)
[11:51] <bigcalm> intrbiz: is badminton on tonight, if so, what time?
[11:52] <intrbiz> bigcalm: hmm, good question
[11:52] <bigcalm> Oh dear :D
[11:52] <intrbiz> zertyui: have you looked at fail2ban?
[11:54] <intrbiz> bigcalm: I'll find out
[11:59] <bigcalm> Thanks man :)
[12:03] <davmor2> bigcalm: you'll notice though that intrbiz didn't say he'd tell you about it just that would find out ;)
[12:04] <bigcalm> davmor2: strangely I trust him to be sensible in this situation
[12:05] <davmor2> bigcalm: :D
[14:07] <foobarry> ARM.L shares doing well atm
[14:07] <foobarry> all time high i think
[14:21] <intrbiz> bigcalm: badminton is on tonight - 20:00 to 22:00
[14:21] <bigcalm> intrbiz: grand, thanks for checking
[14:59] <diddledan> fun thread here: https://virginmedia.response.lithium.com/portal/conversation/3656208 <-- therealrevk is the owner of Andrews&Arnold (aaisp.net)
[15:00] <diddledan> it's still going back and forth between them as we speak
[15:03] <diplo> Sky don't replace your Sky box or router after a year
[15:03] <diplo> I get what VM are saying, you don't equipment so they replace it if it becomes faulty..
[15:04] <diddledan> brb, reboob
[15:04] <DJones> diplo: Sky do replace faulty routers though
[15:04] <diplo> Not after a year, I was told I had to pay for it
[15:05] <diplo> And I wasn't allowed to use my own, so of course I used my own :)
[15:05] <DJones> I've never had to pay, Iwas charged a few £'s for postage, but that was all
[15:05] <diplo> Wanted £60 from me
[15:05] <diplo> For a god awful router
[15:07] <DJones> The original router was pretty weak, the last 2 I've had have been good, very strong signal & connection is stable
[15:08] <foobarry> g+ is quite broken for me today
[15:08] <diplo> Not overly configurable was my main gripe, just wanted to lock/open a few things
[15:08] <diplo> In what way foobarry, seems fine for me all day
[15:08] <foobarry> doesn't load
[15:08] <diplo> Very close to moving to cable to be honest now DJones
[15:09] <diplo> Oh right, mines been open all day and just click on new posts, not refreshed or anything since first thing :)
[15:09] <foobarry> photos.google.com aint loading atm
[15:11] <DJones> diplo: I don't have the option of cable, Sky have been by far the best ISP I've had in 12 years, fair enough a lot of people don't like them or have issues, but I've not had any complaints
[15:11] <awilkins> VM visited me and replaced my SuperHub for a SuperHub 2 just because "it's a bit old" (ok, the engineer gave the impression that he was being a bit hooky, but that might just be cynical manipulation of their customers a different way)
[15:11] <awilkins> And I've been a loyal customer for over a decade
[15:11] <awilkins> And had the internet service ever since it was a different company offering it
[15:12] <DJones> Just thinking, the sky dish had been on our house since before we moved in, when we had some changes done, they replaced the dish because it was getting old
[15:13] <foobarry> diplo: paused adblock..loads now
[15:14] <diplo> I was with VM from when they first started as Blueyonder, I left because I had a good deal with Sky, but it sucks now
[15:15] <diplo> too pricey and speeds suck
[15:15] <diplo> I'll probably still be with them for another 4 years knowing me though :D
[15:15] <diplo> I do miss having a good upload speed though!
[15:26] <awilkins> 6M upload!
[15:26] <awilkins> Whee
[15:27] <diddledan> http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-31907768
[16:08] <mapp> nice
[16:08] <davmor2> awilkins: you don't want to whee on internet cable that wont help upload or download speeds ;)
[16:08] <diddledan> davmor2: WHEEE
[16:09] <Laney> widdledan
[16:09]  * diddledan widdles
[16:10] <awilkins> Ultimate WEEEE : https://github.com/syncthing/syncthing/wiki/Firewalls-and-Port-Forwards
[16:10] <awilkins> oops
[16:10] <awilkins> http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee
[16:10] <awilkins> (mildly NSFW)
[16:10] <awilkins> (and noisy)
[16:11] <diddledan> double yoo tee eff
[16:12] <awilkins> A classic of the early days of t'internet
[16:12] <diddledan> lol
[16:12] <diddledan> I miss those flashymations
[16:12] <diddledan> the 90s was awesome
[16:16] <diplo> awilkins, Go away!
[16:17] <diddledan> :-o
[16:17] <diplo> Ref 6m Upload!
[16:25] <diplo> awilkins, is the uPNP bit new ?
[16:25] <awilkins> diplo, Dunno, not been using it for that long
[16:25] <awilkins> Or in anger
[16:25] <awilkins> Trying to get it promoted as a thing for our company to save money (rather than use a commercial file sharer)
[16:27] <diplo> I've debated the same thing, about to implement it at our Nottingham office to this machine :)
[16:31] <diplo> I'm debating writing a gui for it for UT as a project, may be a bit beyond me but I'll give it a go :)
[16:31] <awilkins> Can't be that bad
[16:31] <foobarry> unreal tournament?
[16:31] <diplo> Ubuntu Touch
[16:31] <awilkins> Nick the sources for the Windows version of the Ubuntu One thing
[16:31] <awilkins> Ah
[16:31] <awilkins> Ok, not the Ubuntu One thing
[16:31] <awilkins> There's an Android client
[16:32] <awilkins> A bit all or nothing though
[16:32] <diplo> Yeah I use that already, going to look at the code once this machine is reinstalled
[16:32] <diplo> popey has run the binary on his Nexus I believe
[16:32] <diplo> So 'it works' sorta :)
[16:32] <awilkins> Would prefer something like the Dropbox android client that syncs manifests and lets you choose which files you actually want
[16:33] <popey> hmm?
[16:33] <awilkins> The base install is very portable
[16:33] <diplo> That's what a lot of people are asking for as an improvement
[16:33] <diplo> syncthing popey ? I read on the forums I think ?
[16:33] <popey> ya
[16:33] <popey> not recently
[16:33] <bashrc> o w n c l o u d
[16:33] <diplo> heh, well I wanted to write something and this is a good project as any, also going to try something to work with owncloud too
[16:38] <diddledan> ignore that it's a microsoft twit: https://twitter.com/TechNetUK/status/577507119504728064/photo/1
[16:41] <Azelphur> somebody is talking about ownCloud?
[16:41]  * Azelphur arrives
[16:42] <Azelphur> also does anyone know a good, somewhat cheap projector? :P
[16:43] <diplo> Never use projectors anymore, and the ones I bought were never cheap :/
[16:44] <Azelphur> diplo: are they really that bad?
[16:45] <bashrc> I've got one. It was cheap and the resolution is low, but it's ok for youtube
[16:45] <Azelphur> I wanted to put Kodi (XBMC) on it
[16:47] <diplo> Defo want a decent one for that
[16:48] <diplo> Cheap is just pointless for films imo
[16:48] <Azelphur> I see
[16:48] <diplo> I know a few people who run projectors for their media centres, they spend £600+ on theirs
[16:48] <Azelphur> ouch
[16:49] <diplo> Right, got to go.. kids swimming lessons :(
[23:17] <nickerSLAVEgg> hi, anyone online who can halp me pls?
[23:19] <nickerSLAVEgg> pls i wnat to ask a serious question for a uk worker pls
[23:19] <nickerSLAVEgg> i wnat to give in my resignation tomorrow so somebody may help
[23:21] <Azelphur> nickerSLAVEgg: doesn't sound like a Ubuntu question, a better place to go to ask generic UK questions might be http://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK
[23:22] <nickerSLAVEgg> thanks Azelphur, I wonder if they have an irc channel.... I need a response now unfortunately
[23:22] <Azelphur> nickerSLAVEgg: /r/unitedkingdom has one at irc.snoonet.org #uk
[23:23] <Azelphur> I can't be of any use since I've never resigned from a job before (nor do I know the procedures)
[23:39] <daftykins> advising reddit, nasty!
[23:39] <daftykins> ;]
[23:41] <daftykins> Azelphur: you give the boss the finger then walk out in a huff
[23:42] <Azelphur> lol