[00:17] yay, I have sheepdog up and running [00:19] how long until you're on one man and his dog? [00:20] well I guess I might be able to borrow on of those boston dynamics creations [00:57] * OerHeks takes a ride on his chihuahua, yipeee! [00:57] hahaha === zmoylan-1i is now known as zmoylan-pi [04:36] morming [04:46] o/ [07:04] morning [07:20] Morning all [07:33] howdy diplo === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [07:35] morning boys and girls. [07:36] g'day mates [07:37] howdy howdy howdy [07:38] morning SuperMatt and MooDoo [08:31] Good morning all; happy Weights and Measures Day! 😃 [08:33] * directhex measures JamesTait [08:34] How many cubits? [08:37] 1.21 jiggawatts isn't it [08:37] Morning slackers [08:37] morning ;) [08:40] gigawatts, MooDoo [10:38] Got a weird apache2 problem after doing updates last night. All of my virtualhosts have stopped working. [10:39] Chrome reports ERR_NAME_NOT_RESOLVED for them [10:40] My entries are still present in /etc/hosts and here is the content of my /var/log/apache2/error.log : http://paste.ubuntu.com/11242632/ [10:49] They're not errors, just notices, basically just sayings its restarted. Could set the servername to drop that one [10:50] So no sites work at all ? [10:50] diplo: Correct [10:50] It's weird, because I ahven [10:50] It's weird because I haven't changed the virtualhost files [10:50] Was it a big update? or just a security one, changes from apache 2.2 -> 2.4 had some major config changes [10:51] Is there a way to view what I updated last ? [10:52] Got it [10:52] Maybe, not sure of that.. I'll check.. can check your apache configs I think by apache2 -t [10:52] Software centre lets you view it [10:52] Ah is this running locally then ? [10:53] Yeah, sorry I forgot to say [10:53] Here's the error from apache2 -t http://paste.ubuntu.com/11242824/ [10:54] The APACHE_LOCK_DIR variable is set in /etc/apache2/envvars tho [10:54] Not seen that before, that is set in /etc/apache2/envvar [10:54] Does that exisit on yours [10:55] Yeah it seems to [10:55] My /etc/apache2/envvars http://paste.ubuntu.com/11242834/ [10:56] http://askubuntu.com/questions/452042/why-is-my-apache-not-working-after-upgrading-to-ubuntu-14-04 [10:57] I have disabled the default config tho [10:57] Via sudo a2dissite 000-default [10:59] http://paste.ubuntu.com/11242874/ [10:59] Ah, reading another post.. it is because you haven't defined servername apprently [11:00] add localhost to servername in apache2.conf or your preferred fqdn [11:00] I've not had that on mine, odd [11:02] http://serverfault.com/questions/558283/apache2-config-variable-is-not-defined [11:02] Was the post, mines not set either though [11:02] But... I updated today.. not sure if that was a apache update though [11:04] Hmm tis confusing as others are putting down different reasons, your site.conf is set to /var/www or /var/www/html ? as that seems it could be the issue too. Also why I may not have seen it as I change my DocumentRoot to something completely different than /var/www [11:07] I'm not using the default config [11:07] my web roots are in /srv [11:08] /srv/domain.localhost/public_html [11:08] I've managed to get it to show me something [11:08] But now the magento install is saying invalid PHP version. Saying 5.3.0 or newer...But I'm on 5.6 [11:09] It's odd [11:12] Does sound like something is odd about your install [11:12] php -v returns the same ? [11:13] Sorted [11:14] Added this to the virtualhost [11:14] [11:14] Options FollowSymLinks [11:14] AllowOverride All [11:14] Require all granted [11:14] [11:14] Ooops sorry for the spam... [11:15] I think I removed the newrelic php module and that disabled PHP. But that wasn't causing the virtual host issue [11:15] Fixed now anyway :) [11:18] That change is the 2.2 -> 2.4 apache thing I mentioned earlier, but I got a completely different error from memory === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away [11:21] Haha thanks for your help diplo :) === webpigeon is now known as WebPigeon === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [15:59] * diddledan picks his nose [15:59] quiet in here today [16:00] davmor2 isn't around, that's why [16:00] aah [16:00] maybe we could clone davmor2 to davmor3... [16:00] ooh good idea [16:00] a backup [16:02] or davmor2 could get an apprentice to fill in for their absences [16:02] so what pet projects are folk working on? I'm personally messing about with polymer webcomponents [16:03] zmoylan-pi: an intern will do a reasonable job plus they never sleep [16:04] do interns get paid? [16:05] all the coffee and biscuits they can stomach [16:05] rich tea and digestive biscuits and instant coffee [16:05] lol, chrome's omnibar - I wrote "do interns" and the top suggestion was "do interns get paid?" [16:05] an occasional custard cream... [16:11] I'm assuming a custard tart is something NSFW [16:11] tescos do a very nice custard donut [16:11] the french refer to custard as "creme anglais" [16:12] as in "english cream" [16:13] one of my polymer webcomponents contributions: http://diddledan.github.io/validate-string/ [16:13] a utility component [16:14] I even wrote a testsuite for it : http://diddledan.github.io/validate-string/test/ [16:14] that was the first time I have ever done Test Driven Development [16:15] I impressed myself [16:15] o/ [16:15] I think I probably would have been bashing my head for longer than I did if I hadn't had the testsuite [16:15] allo shauno [16:15] evening cupcake [16:15] how are you sweetheart? [16:16] hm. how come it only creeps me out when you do it [16:16] lol [16:17] for some reason I come-across creepy no matter what I say - it's a gift I guess [16:17] I'm panicking. or packing. I'm not sure what the difference is at this point [16:17] going away? [16:18] kinda. spending 3 days sailing offshore [16:18] eep [16:18] will you be able to remain civilised (connected)? [16:19] so my bag so far has socks and dramamine [16:19] if there's one thing you want when you're at sea, it's to be intertted [16:19] internetted* [16:20] you only need socks - other clothes are overrated [16:20] just one of those "I should have put more thought into this" moments :) [16:20] may want something waterproof [16:20] e.g. a boat [16:21] anyhow, projects .. my pi thing is gathering dust waiting for me to get the faceplate cnc'd [16:21] and probably a rubber ducky for when you fall in [16:22] it mostly works, it just looks like it all fell out of a shoebox and accidentally worked [16:22] lol [16:23] this does seem to be a trend with the pi though. it's very difficult to do anything that doesn't look like a spider [16:24] a dead spider! [16:24] or maybe a colony of dead spiders [16:25] I did get some pigtails to dress it up though. that's helping a lot [16:25] morning [16:27] evening bashrc [17:10] hrmm just ordered an Amazon FireTV stick for £20 delivered - should be fun for a tinker [17:10] especially with Kodi installed 8D [17:45] hm. pulled two chips and put them Somewhere Safe. looks like I'll have to order new ones :( [17:50] damn. [17:50] that'll teach you for being careful! [17:50] I took pics to keep track of which way around they went on the board. I should have took one of where I put them! [17:57] :D [18:03] don't worry, once you open the packet the new ones come in, you'll remember :-) [18:10] is this a pure uk channel? [18:11] in what sense? [18:11] i don't think anyone demands proof of ID ;) [18:11] lmao [18:11] can anyone recommend a car for cheap insurance in the uk? [18:14] ChunkzZ: http://www.parkers.co.uk/cars/insurance/car-insurance-groups/ [18:15] yeah, not what I was looking for. [18:17] brb going to the insurance company next door for help with Ubuntu [18:17] :D [18:18] hence why I asked daftykins no need to be an arse [18:19] oh that's what you meant by pure UK 0o [18:19] genuinely that was impossible to understand [18:19] anyway, calm down - it's called humour [18:22] you're always doing it, funny humour. === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away [18:23] ah relax. [18:26] insurance groups are silly [18:26] my chevy is a higher group than an identical-model vauxhall, which only differs by badge on the bodywork [18:27] heh [18:31] one assumes there is more profiling involved that just the mechanics of the car [18:33] bookies don't always offer 50/50 odds on a toincoss either. almost exactly the same deal. it doesn't depend on logical odds, it depends on the odds of "the house" losing money [18:34] indeed [18:34] or the reality that younger drivers are more likely to crash etc [18:34] along with people who do it often [18:37] i could see directhex driving like Ace Ventura [18:37] ._. [18:43] daftykins: Erm, do you meam Driving Miss Daisy's chaufeer [18:43] ;) [18:43] i have no data! [18:49] we won't mention daftykins' driving, there was enough stitches last time ;) [18:52] was that of laughter or the ones in hospital [18:52] i don't actually have a driving license, never bothered [18:53] you only need one if you get caught anyway ;) [18:53] not many places to run on an island ^_^ [18:54] I just got an odd mental picture of the police using the benny hill tune as a siren :| [18:54] i was told a great story the other day by a guy who had his parked car crashed into by someone [18:55] the police phoned him up and asked him to attend his vehicle, then the 18 year old copper tried to get him breathalised [18:55] for a parked car :> [18:56] hmmm [18:56] devil's advocate: the police don't know the car wasn't moving at the time, and want to rule out that he ran away for fault? [18:57] nah it would've been along the side of a narrow local street, where cars all park end to end [18:57] *one way street no less [18:57] but nah he went into the station and suggested the young PC be educated in the ways of not breathalising someone who was at home [18:58] most my silly police stories are from the states. like the one who showed up to bust a bride & groom for underaged drinking at a wedding reception [18:58] which isn't the punchline! his car got stolen while he was inside =x [18:59] the copper or the groom? :D [18:59] the copper [19:00] it takes a very special sense of humour to steal a policecar in a town of <1000 [19:00] was it the Blues Brothers? [19:00] no :( just someone else who was drunk at the same party [19:00] :D [19:01] (and yes, busted at their own wedding. one of the sillier side effects of having a 21 agelimit) [19:01] \o/ [19:02] the silliest one, naturally, being moving there at 20 and being told you're not old enough to drink anymore [19:02] that's pretty silly [19:20] when I run "sudo lshw -C network", what does "*-network DISABLED" actually mean? [19:20] as in, who or what disabled it and can it be enabled? [19:21] I'm trying to get atl1e drivers to work for wired lan [19:21] is the interface down? [19:22] i think so [19:22] ifdown says the interface isn't configured [19:25] KrimZon: what does `ip link` show as up / down [19:26] lo up, eth1 down, wlan1 up [19:29] oh... "sudo ifup eth1" responds "RTNETLINK answers: File exists" "Failed to bring up eth1." [19:31] http://serverfault.com/questions/601450/dhclient-what-does-rtnetlink-answers-file-exists-mean [19:31] aha, fiddling got it to come up [19:32] looks like eth1 has no link [19:36] I gave too many things a gateway in /etc/network/interfaces [19:39] oh it's forgotten its nameservers again [19:40] I could've sworn I put them in the place where it'd remember [19:43] I can't figure it out now either... does anybody know? [19:45] KrimZon: dnsmasq or /etc/resolv.conf ? [19:46] first minute is some reminiscing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eu23_if6Lw [19:46] actually, it's right in resolv.conf [19:53] it can't connect to any non-lan IP now [19:54] should "ifconfig" show the gateway if it has one configured? [19:59] we haz t'interwebz [20:01] diddledan: typical mac owners, icons along the finder bar as wide as the screen ;) [20:01] lol [20:28] :| [20:30] wow, github's api is seriously rate-limited [20:30] popey: you are lucky I'm in Orlando and can't jump in my car ;) [20:30] 60 requests per hour for anonymous or 5000 for authenticated [20:31] that really sucky [20:31] means my fix might not be accepted :-( (https://github.com/PolymerElements/iron-doc-viewer/pull/25) === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [21:09] popey: i saw an interesting link on xubuntu mailing list today [21:10] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candle_problem#Glucksberg [21:10] specifically: [21:10] "turning the task into a competition for limited resources can create mild levels of stress" [21:11] "This stress response effectively shuts down the creative thinking and problem solving areas of the brain" [21:27] ali1234: where'd that come from? [21:28] which part? [21:28] just wondered why you pinged me about that [21:28] popey: because of that thing we talked about on PM a few months ago :) [21:29] you have a way better memory than me :) [21:29] also, combined with my terrible memory