[04:13] hi all [05:27] morning [05:29] how are you mappps [05:29] hey.all good..you? [05:29] was watching suits;] [05:30] just watched ep 4 of mr robot over breakfast [05:32] ah cool [05:32] like it? [05:33] its ... strange [05:33] heh [05:33] there are a lot of cool geeky references in it but .. The story is very bizarre [05:33] yea [05:34] must remember dont mention what i have [05:34] someone at work wanted to borrow one of my laptops...as he broke his [05:34] I HATE lending electronics out [05:34] hate hate hat [05:34] e [05:34] i never lend out hardware [05:34] come back damaged or something [05:34] yea why cant he just buy one for goodness sake [05:34] laptops are cheap as these days [05:34] true. [05:35] 'oh you have 2 with you ..cant be doing anything' [05:35] so i had to format and reinstall..not giving someone a machine i use [05:35] dont want people snooping around [05:37] mappps: I laugh in their face when people say that [05:37] i'm an IT guy .. buy your own machine [05:37] ya [05:37] i paid 349 for my lenovo i3 months back [05:37] just buy one for 300 or 250 [05:37] hardly a lot [05:38] yep .. if its not important enough to buy your own ... you don't need one [05:38] he just wanted it for the net he says [05:38] i said if it comes back damaged in any way i dont want to HEAR ANY excuses [05:39] i gave it to him in perfect condition and i want it back the same [05:39] fair imo [05:42] tell him to go buy a friggin chromebook :) [05:42] ja [05:42] go surf porn on his own machine [05:43] heh [05:44] I bet you didn't want that mental image stuck in your head did ya [05:46] heh [05:46] watching mr robot e5 atm:D [05:46] might go to the fair tonight [05:46] ferriea [05:49] ep 5 , [05:49] thats fresh , gonna get that [05:51] ;] [06:19] incoming :) [06:20] ok , the nagiospi i built is working pretty smoothly :) [06:20] its currently monitoring my websites and all of my internal network devices and servers [06:20] whts that [06:20] actually think i lookd at it nagios monitorring thing? [06:21] couldnt get it to work [06:25] it was pretty ok , i just copied the image to the pi , booted it up and added a couple of hosts via the web interface === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [06:59] Morning all [07:09] hey diplo [07:21] morning all [07:27] morning boys and girls. [07:27] hey MooDoo , brobostigon [07:27] hi knightwise [07:28] I wonder if sourceforge is back up today [07:28] need to figure something out in the Nagios Documentation [07:40] knightwise: yeah it's been down a few days now hasn't it [08:31] knightwise: It was up on Monday for me [08:31] And it was up yesterday as I had to grab hp-lip [08:49] Good morning peeps :) === zmoylan-1i is now known as zmoylan-pi [08:53] trying to plan a honeymoon sucks [08:54] Myrtti_: go for an all inclusive package somewhere. Let other people have that organising stress [08:54] bigcalm: too late for that, we have booked the flights (but nothing else) already [08:54] Hayley and I did a coach trip to Belgium as our mini-moon and then a cruise to Norway the following year as our proper honeymoon [08:55] glorious Virgin Atlantic Premium Economy, yeah baby yeah! [08:56] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2HBdRCroks mwhahahaha [09:02] Good morning all; happy Gorgeous Grandma Day! 😃 [09:02] Grandma, we love you [09:03] Grandma, we do [09:04] https://youtu.be/g5TVKhjEVtQ [09:17] * zmoylan-pi hums matchstick men and matchstick cats & dogs to get grandad earworm out of my head. [09:21] * awilkins puts on Tay Tay v.loud [09:25] np. Darude - Sandstorm ♪ [09:29] Morning all [09:31] JamesTait: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtymNiYlSD4 [09:34] Morning head song today bow wow wow I want Cnady no idea where that got dredged up from but added to the list \o/ [09:34] Candy even [10:05] Well that's weird. The first window of a byobu session connected from cywin won't accept Shift-Fn etc; and the Fn keys don't work at all from mRemoteNG. [10:05] I blame Windows. [10:05] well windows and function keys are weird now as some laptops think that function keys are for using browser and changing the volume... [10:06] That's more a fault of the OEMs [10:06] When I demove byobu the guy using the Mac had loads of trouble with the key-combos. [10:06] true but ms could say stop that silliness if they weren't obsessed with adding more keys to keyboard with windows logo on it [10:08] in case someone is looking into buying stylish mens flight socks, Nabee has a -50% sale on mens' sizes. http://nabeesocks.com/collections/mens?mc_cid=9f192b77a2&mc_eid=6b32bf68c6 [10:08] Are those really compression hose? [10:09] the markings on my legs after wearing them say yes [10:09] (I've used them for years) [10:09] Ah, it only says that on the front page [10:10] Meh, I get up and walk around. I do have Falke compression socks for the m'cycle though [10:11] I've got elevated risk for DVI so I have ten pairs in my sock drawer and only some single pairs of woollen and normal bamboo socks [10:11] Practice your handstands in th aisle! [10:13] I wear them all the time... [10:14] have to say i have a pile of compression socks at home [10:14] from flying lots, and never wearing them. [10:16] just remember NOT to use them as disguise if robbing a post office :-p [10:17] kek [10:42] Hmm...when I fire eth1, I lose DNS on eth0. Odd. [10:43] "fire up" [10:48] whats the deal with flash now using firefox? [10:48] is there a way to get it up to date and working ? [10:49] it complains all the time now [10:49] the update that came out a couple of days ago should be fine [10:49] flash update or firefox? [10:49] flash [10:49] thx [10:50] but for goodness sake - always run all your updates! [10:50] The following packages will be upgraded: firefox firefox-locale-en flashplugin-installer gimp-gmic google-chrome-stable libmysqlclient18 linux-generic [10:51] cool. tried a couple days ago and wasn't there [10:51] thx [10:54] Huzzah! DNS works, now I just have a routing problem... [10:55] I've had continual issues with Flash over the last few weeks. Keep getting whinges that "flashplugin-installer" has permanent failures. [10:55] It needs to die. And die now. [10:56] yes a couple of cases where I've had to rerun the flashplugin-installer - I think it downloads from archives.canonical.om and occasionally has problems on it [11:01] And now DNS is goosed again. I hate networking. [11:08] TwistedLucidity: will you leave poor DNS alone, the poor Girl, Weird name though ;) [11:09] * knightwise conforts DNS with coffee and a cookie ... there there poor DNS... [11:09] The nerve some people have ! Namecalling a Nameserver.. [11:11] knightwise: sounds welsh all consonants and no vowels === andrewebdev_ is now known as andrewebdev [11:13] clear [11:13] oops [11:13] forgot I'm not in a terminal there [11:14] D'oh [11:15] /clear [11:16] * knightwise puts back the defibrilator pads ... :( [11:16] cls [11:17] * zmoylan-pi hands knightwise the overcharged cattle prod... [11:18] No command 'cls' found, but there are 20 similar ones [11:18] cls: command not found [11:18] about 25 times does the trick :-) [11:19] ctrl-l [11:19] reset [11:32] Offers davmor2 the kaddleprod .. wantit ? [11:34] knightwise: I already have one :D [11:42] knightwise: which microsoft surface did you have ubuntu on? and is it reliable / decent battery life / keyboard just work etc? [11:48] popey: i installed it on the surface pro 1 , everything including the keyboard worked out fo the box [11:49] but the wifi was not very reliable. sometimes I had speeddrops :( [11:49] but for the rest batterly life and everything is a-ok [11:49] didn't you mention a problem with suspend? [11:52] Suspend was ok [11:53] sigh, for some reason Chrome browser is broken today. Completely crashes ubuntu, can't even ctrl-alt-f1 [11:54] andrewebdev: Have you done any graphics driver updates? [11:55] nope, just ran my ubuntu updates as usual [11:55] Some el-cheapo Dell android tabs, might make a good experimentation platform : http://outlet.euro.dell.com/Online/InventorySearch.aspx?c=uk&cs=ukdfh1&l=en&s=dfh&brandid=8&dgc=BA&cid=285804&lid=5512262&acd=25789212634496260 [11:56] Wowzer, include ones with the LTE chipset for £75 [11:56] awilkins: The intel tablets vary a bit in how fiddleable with they are [11:57] awilkins: I know there is someone who got it working on the next gen Dell Venue 8's [11:57] ^it^Fedora [11:59] although it must be a graphical issue because chrome has multiple graphics glitches, right before it crashes. like black menus (literally just a black box) [12:00] andrewebdev, Is it because of WEbGL rendering? [12:00] Which GPU / drivers are you on? === andrewebdev_ is now known as andrewebdev [12:10] awilkins: yeah, looking for something cheap / 2nd hand [12:10] blimey, those are cheap [12:12] ugh Intel HD Graphics (Imagination PowerVR G6400) [12:12] yeh [12:28] gah [12:28] enquired about an apartment yesterday and asked for a viewing [12:28] gone today after she said we could view it later [12:29] hate moving..hate flats [12:29] much preferred my own house;/ [12:50] on 12.04, if i have linux-headers-generic-lts-raring and saucy and trusty, can i remove the raring meta package? [12:50] seems OK [12:50] .. [13:19] foobarry: should be fine, in theory it would be like removing a previous kernel iirc [13:19] of which if have about 100 [13:19] autoremove hasn't been keeping up [13:20] foobarry: autoremove never removed old kernels till 14.04 iirc [13:20] orly? [13:21] foobarry: you would have to remove the main kernel package for each and then autoremove should clear it iirc [14:22] email from caonical "Upcomming Events" tut tut [14:23] oh jeez [14:29] anything exciting? [14:30] nothing local [14:30] containercon [14:31] turns out its a tupperware party [14:32] heh [14:39] foobarry: That's because they know you are super excited to know what's happening. Tell all your friends! [14:40] * TwistedLucidity spent a large part of yesterday un-subing from various spam-lists I am certain I never sub'ed to. === alan_g is now known as alan_g|EOD [17:14] evening === JamesTai1 is now known as JamesTait [18:53] * diddledan watching mr robot [19:20] hmm [19:20] what site to look for to find a guide ..for a whole day [19:20] escorts brings up different;p [19:22] lmao [19:22] i want a guide for 3-5 days in kiev [19:22] average wage like $240/month so [19:22] mappps: an escort might guide you in something [19:22] i figure even $50 day would be good for them? [19:23] dont wanna get stuck going to tourist only places [19:28] mr robot is awesome [19:29] it's dark and yet somehow hopeful [19:30] there's a new episode airing today according to my scheduler, so that'll download later I guess [19:41] mappps: Just stand in the middle of red square and shout down with putin, I'm sure you'll see parts of russia that aren;t on the tourist track [19:42] heh [19:42] im going ukraine not russia [19:42] ;p [19:42] diddledan, the story line is kinda odd at times.no? [19:42] Ah well, shout "up with putin" in ukraine then [19:58] DJones: up the british monarchy. <-- and up yours [20:07] up the bracket [20:09] up the dubs! :-p [20:09] * diddledan rubs a dub [20:09] rub a dub dub [20:18] * DJones would rub a duck, but the dogs running round with it [20:18] * zmoylan-pi passes over my rubber duck [20:32] mappps: Ask a taxi driver? [20:35] surely those escorts he googled will be suitable, no? [20:36] nothing like a local chick that you're paying for sex with to show you the town [20:49] diddledan: your... scheduler? :> [20:51] daftykins: it tells when things are due to air for the first time. then it sneakily goes and downloads a copy [20:52] it's really quite a norty program [20:58] tsk tsk [20:58] i have a you know what client that watches a private RSS feed to do the same [20:58] I know, I've told it off several times but it refuses to not download copies [20:59] see that odd story claiming some co. asked google to takedown 127.0.0.1:4000 for having a copy of Jurassic World? :> [21:00] hmm, nope [21:00] lol [21:09] poor universal [21:09] trying to catch up with sony [21:41] why is it that when you decide to watch netflix you, instead of actually watching anything, just scroll through endlessly and then give up? [21:53] * diddledan sings "scrollin' scrollin' scrollin'. keep them thumbnails movin'. netflix!" [21:54] confucious say man with one book knows what to read ban with huge library can never decide [21:54] *man with huge [21:54] man with huge!?! [21:54] lucky fella [21:57] this one sounds fun: cybergeddon [21:58] low-budget hacker movies ftw [21:58] let's see just how wacky they idea of hacking is [21:58] favourite hacker movies.. 1) malcolm 2) hackers... [21:59] hackers is so terrible it's awesome [21:59] and hackers is only there for great sound track [21:59] malcolm has better sound track [21:59] hackers has gone from the worst depiction to absolutely epic [22:00] I don't think I've seen malcolm [22:00] it's a great hacker movie with no computers whatsoever [22:00] lol [22:00] well that's not fun then [22:01] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091464/ trust me you'll love it [22:01] a robbery committed by drones [22:01] if you don't fall out of your chair laughing i'll owe you €1 [22:02] omg. that's a hell of a wager [22:02] i feel safe :-) [23:34] I wonder what a spoof movie of the fifth element would be like with the title "the fifth elephant" [23:38] you mean Fifth element wasn't a spoof? [23:38] well I suppose it used to be, but it's transcended into folklore now [23:39] it's always fun to see bruce's willi doing something fun [23:39] hmm, double "fun" [23:39] replace the second "fun" with "silly" [23:39] that works [23:45] I wonder if that means I'm in america? netflix is letting me play the expendables 3 === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away