[00:35] lol @ https://twitter.com/pinkyswearing/status/623596946490429440 (swearing ahead!) [00:40] well there was the discworld book the fifth elephant [01:54] google states the obvious: http://googlewebmastercentral.blogspot.co.uk/2015/07/google-case-study-on-app-download-interstitials.html [02:08] my mac has a process called "lsd" [02:08] o_O [02:08] I wonder if it's psychedelic [02:57] hungry [03:25] hej [03:25] morning [05:24] Morning peeps [05:40] hey knightwise === carlos is now known as Guest95951 [07:15] morning all === zmoylan-1i is now known as zmoylan-pi === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [08:33] Good morning peeps :) [08:33] morning [08:45] Morning all [08:55] MooDoo, diddledan: Good one this morning, bloodhound gang The Bad Touch [09:06] popey: MooDoo: I just remember about this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h61QG4s0I3U and popey no it's not 80 or even 90's :P [09:20] morning boys and girls. [09:22] yo [09:25] Good morning all; happy Friday, and happy Tequila Day! 😃 [09:29] davmor2, https://youtu.be/8hLQCA2h8kA [09:34] morning popey [09:40] JamesTait: I forgot that one I was thinking this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVyZVd9AuGo [09:42] What is that noise? [09:43] JamesTait: Ofcourse when it comes to drinking songs you can't beat this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjC6rxHz8g [09:44] and remember if you celebrate tequila day that tequila is for a night out but a tattoo is forever :-p [09:44] davmor2, but it doesn't have tequila. At least I don't think it does. [09:44] unless you have access to serious laser... [09:44] JamesTait: I know, it's a shame [10:53] If I do ctrl-alt-1, is there a way to undo the window alteration without getting my mouse out to move it to restore previous size and location? [10:56] bigcalm: what happens if you press the key combo again [10:59] davmor2: nothing [11:01] bigcalm: http://askubuntu.com/questions/28086/what-are-unitys-keyboard-and-mouse-shortcuts [11:02] davmor2: ta [11:04] I have the domain name winningnumbersapp.com. I've done nothing with it and it's due to expire 2015-08-19. Anybody want me to transfer it to them before it expires and is open to carpet baggers? [11:06] * zmoylan-pi imagines a fortune cookie random lottery number generator for people lucky lottery numbers with repeated and impossible numbers just for the helluva it... :-p your luck numbers are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and -72 [11:07] sqr(-1) [11:07] 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 and 2 [11:12] bonus points for making this weeks numbers be last weeks winning numbers === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away [12:09] Shameless plug: https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/3efo2f (LinuxBierWanderung 2015 in Wiltz, Luxembourg) === alan_g is now known as alan_g|lunch [12:23] interesting thoughts on AI https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/developers/articles/week01apr15/her-cortana-and-artificial-intelligence-could-you-fall-in-love-with-an-operating-system/?CR_CC=200438481%3FWT.mc_id%3DCRM_DX_FY15_MAAlwaysON_EMAIL_11711002_5269_5402878 [12:23] an m$ operating system? ;-) [12:27] zmoylan-pi: Abusive relationship? [12:28] they didn't call them punch cards on original computers for nothing... === alan_g|lunch is now known as alan_g [13:19] http://bacronym.fail [13:29] diddledan: Doesn't resolve here [13:30] +k [13:30] backronym.fail [13:32] haha nice [13:32] when i first saw it thought it said bacon.fail that doesn't even make sense, how can bacon fail?? [13:35] under excessive load? [13:36] load bearing bacon... [13:36] lolz [13:36] drive carefully [13:36] snap my rashers [13:36] lolz * 2 === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [14:36] bacon! [14:36] anywho, the backronym fail does appear to be a real vulnerability [14:38] argh, I've got bean on the brain doing mr boombastic [14:44] diddledan: I like his piss take on the need to have a backronym for it [14:45] aye [14:45] pretty meta to have a backronym called backronym :-p === carlos is now known as Guest56737 [14:58] mynorkcab.fail? [14:58] diddledan: Of course the problem is that the time to repair critical failures is going up as people have to figure out the backronym for the failure and design a scary website [14:59] penguin42: don't forget the logo [14:59] true [15:08] haha [15:31] morning daftykins [15:31] hallo o/ [15:31] what's new? bit of a damp day here [15:32] heavy rain all day here. [15:36] wet here too [15:42] oh dear, apparently wont stop untill early tmrw morning. [15:42] "it was a moist night" [15:43] MOIST [15:43] like good carrot cake [15:43] or american pie? [15:43] intermittant dampness. [15:44] inappropriate dampness :-p [15:47] i didnt think you could have described this persistant rain as inapropriate. [15:47] interesting idea though. [16:27] anyone running wily? is it on a v4.0.9 kernel? [16:27] s/a/the/ [16:27] * diddledan plays with wily [16:28] * diddledan wistles noncholantly [16:28] all family friendly, here, folks :-p === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [16:33] ooh, it's clocking-off time already [16:33] * diddledan clocks-off [16:33] zzzzz [16:34] got work later tonight tho - patching gentoo (is that the correct plural of gentoo?) [16:34] one gentoo, many gentoo? [16:35] didn't you wake up at lunch? ;) [16:35] gentee? :D [16:39] Linux deep-thought 4.0.0-4-generic #6-Ubuntu SMP Tue Jun 30 20:49:28 UTC 2015 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux [16:39] on my wily laptop [16:39] gentii [16:39] popey: ty sir [16:39] not rebooted for a week though, so ... [16:39] i figure it usually stays on a main version? [16:40] linux-image-extra-4.1.0-2-generic is installed but not booted to it [16:40] just suggesting to someone to try a mainline kernel due to intel issues [16:40] .oO( I should reboot ) [16:40] yeah, from the kernel ppa, wise [16:44] I need to commit to git [16:45] "do you, diddledan, take git to be your lawful source repository?" [16:45] no not commit in that sense! :-p [16:45] :D [16:45] diddledan: I'm glad you didn't change the "re" to "su" [16:46] lol [16:47] don't give him ideas! [16:57] yay [16:57] got a viewing next wed [16:57] apartment 2 mins from me [16:57] could almost throw my stuff there [16:58] ;) [16:58] £1150 a onth [16:58] then £89 internet 100 fo water/elec roughly [16:59] maybe you can drop your tubes to a contract you get the speed of this time? [16:59] yea [16:59] i might half it [16:59] 89 is quite a lot..no? [17:00] totally [17:00] well it might be ok if it really was the advertised speed :> [17:01] yea [17:01] living on y own again [17:01] ahhh perfect [17:03] mappps: £1150 per month?, what is it? 6 bedroom with en-suite +jacuzzi, gymn & pool? I pay <£400 to buy a 3 bedroom house [17:03] DJones: wow [17:03] that's cheap [17:04] Yep === alan_g is now known as alan_g|EOW [17:04] must be in a warzone :) [17:04] hahahahahaha [17:04] are you kidding DJones [17:04] 1 bed pokey flat [17:04] pool and squash courts [17:04] 5min walk to work [17:05] pool and squash courts?! [17:05] diddledan: Normal prices for here, I think we got in before morgages went silly [17:05] no wonder it's spensive [17:05] ya [17:05] 2 squash courts [17:05] and a pool [17:05] but no ac [17:05] so i can lie in a pool of my sweat as normal [17:05] lovely [17:05] daftykins: Its 10 miles from liverpool..., so warzone isn't far off [17:05] \o/ [17:05] warzone! [17:05] ftw! [17:06] Saying that, crime reporting in the area consists of somebody trying to pinch the fake grass at the house over the road [17:07] doesn't think it would be much different across here in Manc [17:08] but i have sun everyday [17:08] and can walk to spain [17:08] better than manc/lpool:D [17:08] mappps has a point [17:09] 300 days of sun [17:09] never need heating [17:09] UK is a dump compared to here [17:12] can't you send us some of that over a VPN ? [17:12] haha [17:12] should come work here [17:12] i earn a shed load [17:12] live in the sun [17:12] go on holiday 6x a year [17:12] :P [17:13] get around £3.6k after tax [17:13] and £8-9k 2x a year with bonus [17:13] * penguin42 checks the code of conduct for the terms about rubbing it in [17:13] haha [17:14] thats why i had to laugh when a guy i briefly know that works at the gym was trying to talk down to me and my job in front of his litle work mates [17:14] 18k a year receptionist..yes youre successful at 35 pal [17:15] his job is scanning my card giving me towels..wow [17:17] mappps, but he gets to look at all the hot chicks ofc [17:17] ;) [17:17] yea il still pass [17:17] pretending he lives the dream..hes one of the brits that comes to gib works in a nothing job [17:17] and HAS to live in la linea [17:17] (big big dump ) worst part of spain people say [17:17] you can get a 3 bed for 400 euros..then come to gib £1200 for 1 bed lol [17:22] * penguin42 guesses those are similar to London prices [17:22] * hamitron waits for firefox to catch up (2 mins and counting) [17:38] yea penguin42 [17:38] they are [17:38] can get 2 bed for $1700 but i have noon to share with [17:38] 1700 [17:39] my 'budget' was 1500 for myself [17:41] looks like you can get a 4 bed detached rental for 950GBP around here [17:42] prob over 2.5k here [17:43] but I'm about 4 miles outside teh centre of the city [17:51] this is what the windows 10 dvd will look like: https://www.thurrott.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/media.jpg [18:26] diddledan: i guess it'll be too much to ask for it to be USB 3.0, but that'd be amazing [18:27] it's got a blue inner, which is the usual indicator that it's 3.0 [18:27] yeah i did wonder [18:27] some nice read speeds to an SSD would be nice :> [18:27] aye [18:27] I really need an SSD in my desktop [18:27] it's sooo slow [18:28] what is your deskie spec again? [18:29] it's an AMD Bulldozer 8core thingy with 16 GB of thrust^H^HRAMs [18:30] I might upgrade soon [18:30] yeh I run the OS off an SSD - great improvement [18:31] OS and home, but then still have spinny rust for most of my projects [18:31] apparently the next iteration of amd cpu is going to move from their weird two-integer-one-fpu thingy to the hyperthready system that intel use [18:32] diddledan: I use an SSD in may home laptop, unless you;'re worried about an extra 30 seconds bootingup, I haven't found any benefit at all, [18:33] ah good, and the fab that AMD have access to have got much better I think since last time - so I hope they'll be a bit more competitive [18:33] aye [18:33] they're citing huge performance gains [18:34] but considering their complete no-show in terms of performance at the mo that might put them just behind intel :-p [18:35] SSDs do way more than boot up time [18:35] I've got to collect a parcel tomorrow [18:35] DJones: Really? I find it way more responsive [18:37] my friend thats over atm has a Windows 7 bitlocker encrypted machine, high spec but it boots and logs in slower than mechanical =| [18:37] penguin42: But once its booted up, I sthere areally a noticable difference in general use (web/email etc), I can't find any diffference [18:37] i figure it must not be a microsoft e-drive compatible setup, which uses the hardware controllers built in encryption capabilities [18:37] huge difference in every task for me :) [18:37] the parcel has one of these thingies in it: http://www.kryoflux.com/ [18:37] DJones: Maybe not for web, but starting applications etc [18:39] yeah, it's starting programs and bootup that I'm finding really painful [18:39] my other systems with SSD are much more usable [18:40] penguin42: Might be the way I use my computer, I come home from work, switch it on, open irssi, pidgin, polly, email, there's absolutley no performance gain in that type of usage [18:40] * diddledan pines for Solid States [18:40] DJones: Yes, that's possibly true - what's polly? [18:40] penguin42: The best twitter client on linux [18:40] :) [18:40] polly pocket! [18:41] DJones: Ah, I'm not a twit [18:41] * diddledan twats the twits [18:41] However, maybe abandonware now [18:45] jeebers - win10 has had updates daily the past few days [18:45] builds or just security level fixes? [18:47] neither? [18:47] this one is citing the KB at https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3074686 [18:48] which mentions being an OOBE patch [18:48] OOBE = Out Of Box Experience [18:48] i.e. the intro you get when you first upgrade [18:48] yep [18:48] i know it well [18:49] must be fine tuning the content yarr [18:49] i still feel a bit hesitant as to how 'complete' it'll be on day one [18:49] maybe, just I don't get how applying it to already upgraded systems helps them test it [18:49] i know it'll be worked on but damn, got enough hassle with games not being ready on release :) [18:51] my surface pro is refusing to apply the firmware update that was released yesterday :-( [18:51] System Firmware Update - ‎23/‎07/‎2015 - Error 0x80246013 [18:51] :S [18:51] can't find _anything_ helpful about that error number [18:51] was it delivered over WU? [18:51] yeah [18:51] hmm i guess that's the only way you can get MS product updates? [18:52] not like a normal electronics manufacturer where their site has a downloads page? [18:52] I'm just hoping that MS are getting metrics reported about it so they can try to figure out what's going wrong [18:52] diddledan: this is from another chan, seems up your alley :D http://i.imgur.com/eH4l2KZ.png [18:52] there might be a download page, I haven't looked [18:53] https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=38826 [18:53] hrmm [18:54] that looks like it's last month's and for win8 :-( [18:54] arr [18:54] * diddledan admonishes daftykins for not finding the right one :-p [19:00] sweet, my xbox one copy of dying light just sold on ebay :D [19:00] bought it for a mate but he changed his mind [19:01] yey [19:01] \o/ [19:01] hmm gotta post it up to Falkirk [19:01] wherever that is *whistle* [19:03] http://www.fanlesstech.com/2015/07/exclusive-skylake-boost.html [19:04] possibly legit leaked info on the next intel gen [19:04] 33% upward graphics improvement and 10% general CPU minimum [19:05] hmm [19:08] 10% **YAWN** [19:08] :P [19:09] if it can't execute my code before I've finished writing it I'm not interested [19:11] :) [19:11] i think broadwell stuff is currently around 3.5x faster than my core 2 quad desktop [19:11] nice to keep seeing that multiple increase [19:12] not sure what it would give over my early i7 (i7-860) [19:14] hmm [19:14] probably still in the order of 2.5-3x [19:14] but yeah with discrete graphics and non-mobile it's definitely less relevant [19:22] waywad pines time;D [19:55] hungry [19:55] we had fajitas [19:55] nummy [19:55] <3 fadgeters :-p [19:55] i think i might need parental supervision next time i'm chopping veg though [19:55] lol [19:55] oops? [19:55] managed to be a bit of a liability [19:56] oh dear [19:56] though i haven't sprung a leak which is odd [19:57] daftykins: Have you counted your fingers? [19:58] don't be silly, he can't count :-p [19:58] i can count to potato? [19:58] you mean without his fingers? [19:58] it's a Guernsey thing. [19:58] I thought potato was irish [19:59] moos are guernsish [19:59] or are they jersish? [19:59] Guernsey golds are where it's at (for the cows what moo) [20:00] https://www.dropbox.com/s/ssv1o5dat6tx74g/IMG_20150706_182942.jpg?dl=0 [20:00] moo [20:00] there! [20:00] aww, she's a nice m00 [20:00] i believe that was immediately before or after a racehorse impression, if you get me [20:02] she won the sweepstakes cup? [20:03] 'xactly [20:03] wow i was just wondering why a foreign person was speaking out in the street [20:03] stood up closer to the front door, was my house guest upstairs haha [20:04] oops. [20:04] you're next to france. you're full of foreign people [20:04] all the cruise ships are in again too [20:04] 150 this year apparently [20:04] \o/ [20:04] wow [20:04] that's a lot [20:04] yip [20:05] that's hundreds of photos of the little pastry shop 'victor hugo's boulangerie' [20:05] I bet you get pukka french baguette there? [20:05] <3 [20:06] i've never popped in tbh [20:06] opens too early for me ;) [20:06] lol [20:06] took my friend into pasty presto the other day though [20:06] amazing chocolate torsades [20:07] chocolate ftw! [20:07] * diddledan like croissants with chocolate in [20:07] they're to die for [20:07] oh wow chocolate in, mmm [20:07] think we bought a cheese filled one the other day [20:39] wayward ines is a bit silly [20:49] is it not pines? [20:49] almost finished my thingy [20:49] http://i.imgur.com/f45a8wB.jpg [20:50] weak photo because wifey doesn't want the light on [20:50] foobarry: are you going to play with your thingy? [20:51] no, i will shelve it [20:51] after flying it round the house. although i have concerns [20:52] that the cabinet might be too slim [20:52] nice [20:52] the rigging was a bit fiddly [20:52] my first time [20:54] sky at night seems to have improved since sir patrick left [20:54] foobarry: nice work! === ilinux is now known as iGeek [21:00] ta chaps [21:00] need to do the shaun the sheep model next week with kids [21:01] shauno's a sheep!?! :-p [21:02] http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u17/ChairmanRed/Airfix%20releases%202008/Shaun%20the%20Sheep%20Landrover/IMG_0456.jpg [21:02] daughter asks to see my wallace and gromit model every morning [21:02] nice [21:03] diddledan: you'd know this if you two met up for a pint ;) [21:03] if he's a sheep he might not survive. what with my welsh blood and all [21:04] some guy charged unwitting tourists £206 for a 10 min rickshaw ride :( === iGeek is now known as iGeek77 [21:08] surely you couldn't make anyone pay for that === Lcawte is now known as Lcawte|Away === Lcawte|Away is now known as Lcawte [21:19] 27c atm [21:19] sweating buckts lol [21:19] yea ridiculous foobarry [21:29] time to scoot o/ [23:56] [Dublin, DUB, Ireland] Condition: Mostly Cloudy | Temp: 11C/52F/284K/511R | Humidity: 88% | Wind Speed 5mph/8kmph