[00:35] <diddledan> lol @ https://twitter.com/pinkyswearing/status/623596946490429440 (swearing ahead!)
[00:40] <zmoylan-pi> well there was the discworld book the fifth elephant
[01:54] <diddledan> google states the obvious: http://googlewebmastercentral.blogspot.co.uk/2015/07/google-case-study-on-app-download-interstitials.html
[02:08] <diddledan> my mac has a process called "lsd"
[02:08] <diddledan> o_O
[02:08] <diddledan> I wonder if it's psychedelic
[02:57] <diddledan> hungry
[03:25] <mappps> hej
[03:25] <mappps> morning
[05:24] <knightwise> Morning peeps
[05:40] <mappps> hey knightwise
[07:15] <MooDoo> morning all
[08:33] <bigcalm> Good morning peeps :)
[08:33] <bashrc> morning
[08:45] <davmor2> Morning all
[08:55] <davmor2> MooDoo, diddledan: Good one this morning, bloodhound gang The Bad Touch
[09:06] <davmor2> popey: MooDoo: I just remember about this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h61QG4s0I3U  and  popey no it's not 80 or even 90's :P
[09:20] <brobostigon> morning boys and girls.
[09:22] <popey> yo
[09:25] <JamesTait> Good morning all; happy Friday, and happy Tequila Day! 😃
[09:29] <JamesTait> davmor2, https://youtu.be/8hLQCA2h8kA
[09:34] <brobostigon> morning popey
[09:40] <davmor2> JamesTait: I forgot that one I was thinking this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVyZVd9AuGo
[09:42] <JamesTait> What is that noise?
[09:43] <davmor2> JamesTait: Ofcourse when it comes to drinking songs you can't beat this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTjC6rxHz8g
[09:44] <zmoylan-pi> and remember if you celebrate tequila day that tequila is for a night out but a tattoo is forever :-p
[09:44] <JamesTait> davmor2, but it doesn't have tequila. At least I don't think it does.
[09:44] <zmoylan-pi> unless you have access to serious laser...
[09:44] <davmor2> JamesTait: I know, it's a shame
[10:53] <bigcalm> If I do ctrl-alt-1, is there a way to undo the window alteration without getting my mouse out to move it to restore previous size and location?
[10:56] <davmor2> bigcalm: what happens if you press the key combo again
[10:59] <bigcalm> davmor2: nothing
[11:01] <davmor2> bigcalm: http://askubuntu.com/questions/28086/what-are-unitys-keyboard-and-mouse-shortcuts
[11:02] <bigcalm> davmor2: ta
[11:04] <bigcalm> I have the domain name winningnumbersapp.com. I've done nothing with it and it's due to expire 2015-08-19. Anybody want me to transfer it to them before it expires and is open to carpet baggers?
[11:06]  * zmoylan-pi imagines a fortune cookie random lottery number generator for people lucky lottery numbers with repeated and impossible numbers just for the helluva it... :-p your luck numbers are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and -72
[11:07] <bigcalm> sqr(-1)
[11:07] <zmoylan-pi> 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 and 2
[11:12] <zmoylan-pi> bonus points for making this weeks numbers be last weeks winning numbers
[12:09] <TwistedLucidity> Shameless plug: https://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/3efo2f (LinuxBierWanderung 2015 in Wiltz, Luxembourg)
[12:23] <diddledan> interesting thoughts on AI https://www.microsoft.com/en-gb/developers/articles/week01apr15/her-cortana-and-artificial-intelligence-could-you-fall-in-love-with-an-operating-system/?CR_CC=200438481%3FWT.mc_id%3DCRM_DX_FY15_MAAlwaysON_EMAIL_11711002_5269_5402878
[12:23] <zmoylan-pi> an m$ operating system? ;-)
[12:27] <TwistedLucidity> zmoylan-pi: Abusive relationship?
[12:28] <zmoylan-pi> they didn't call them punch cards on original computers for nothing...
[13:19] <diddledan> http://bacronym.fail
[13:29] <penguin42> diddledan: Doesn't resolve here
[13:30] <diddledan> +k
[13:30] <diddledan> backronym.fail
[13:32] <penguin42> haha nice
[13:32] <zmoylan-pi> when i first saw it thought it said bacon.fail  that doesn't even make sense, how can bacon fail??
[13:35] <bashrc> under excessive load?
[13:36] <zmoylan-pi> load bearing bacon...
[13:36] <brobostigon> lolz
[13:36] <bashrc> drive carefully
[13:36] <zmoylan-pi> snap my rashers
[13:36] <brobostigon> lolz * 2
[14:36] <diddledan> bacon!
[14:36] <diddledan> anywho, the backronym fail does appear to be a real vulnerability
[14:38] <diddledan> argh, I've got bean on the brain doing mr boombastic
[14:44] <penguin42> diddledan: I like his piss take on the need to have a backronym for it
[14:45] <diddledan> aye
[14:45] <diddledan> pretty meta to have a backronym called backronym :-p
[14:58] <zmoylan-pi> mynorkcab.fail?
[14:58] <penguin42> diddledan: Of course the problem is that the time to repair critical failures is going up as people have to figure out the backronym for the failure and design a scary website
[14:59] <diddledan> penguin42: don't forget the logo
[14:59] <penguin42> true
[15:08] <daftykins> haha
[15:31] <diddledan> morning daftykins
[15:31] <daftykins> hallo o/
[15:31] <daftykins> what's new? bit of a damp day here
[15:32] <brobostigon> heavy rain all day here.
[15:36] <diddledan> wet here too
[15:42] <brobostigon> oh dear, apparently wont stop untill early tmrw morning.
[15:42] <diddledan> "it was a moist night"
[15:43] <directhex> MOIST
[15:43] <daftykins> like good carrot cake
[15:43] <diddledan> or american pie?
[15:43] <brobostigon> intermittant dampness.
[15:44] <diddledan> inappropriate dampness :-p
[15:47] <brobostigon> i didnt think you could have described this persistant rain as inapropriate.
[15:47] <brobostigon> interesting idea though.
[16:27] <daftykins> anyone running wily? is it on a v4.0.9 kernel?
[16:27] <daftykins> s/a/the/
[16:27]  * diddledan plays with wily
[16:28]  * diddledan wistles noncholantly
[16:28] <diddledan> all family friendly, here, folks :-p
[16:33] <diddledan> ooh, it's clocking-off time already
[16:33]  * diddledan clocks-off
[16:33] <diddledan> zzzzz
[16:34] <diddledan> got work later tonight tho - patching gentoo (is that the correct plural of gentoo?)
[16:34] <diddledan> one gentoo, many gentoo?
[16:35] <daftykins> didn't you wake up at lunch? ;)
[16:35] <daftykins> gentee? :D
[16:39] <popey> Linux deep-thought 4.0.0-4-generic #6-Ubuntu SMP Tue Jun 30 20:49:28 UTC 2015 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux
[16:39] <popey> on my wily laptop
[16:39] <bashrc> gentii
[16:39] <daftykins> popey: ty sir
[16:39] <popey> not rebooted for a week though, so ...
[16:39] <daftykins> i figure it usually stays on a main version?
[16:40] <popey> linux-image-extra-4.1.0-2-generic is installed but not booted to it
[16:40] <daftykins> just suggesting to someone to try a mainline kernel due to intel issues
[16:40] <popey> .oO( I should reboot )
[16:40] <popey> yeah, from the kernel ppa, wise
[16:44] <diddledan> I need to commit to git
[16:45] <diddledan> "do you, diddledan, take git to be your lawful source repository?"
[16:45] <diddledan> no not commit in that sense! :-p
[16:45] <daftykins> :D
[16:45] <DJones> diddledan: I'm glad you didn't change the "re" to "su"
[16:46] <diddledan> lol
[16:47] <daftykins> don't give him ideas!
[16:57] <mappps> yay
[16:57] <mappps> got a viewing next wed
[16:57] <mappps> apartment 2 mins from me
[16:57] <mappps> could almost throw my stuff there
[16:58] <daftykins> ;)
[16:58] <mappps> £1150 a onth
[16:58] <mappps> then £89 internet 100 fo water/elec roughly
[16:59] <daftykins> maybe you can drop your tubes to a contract you get the speed of this time?
[16:59] <mappps> yea
[16:59] <mappps> i might half it
[16:59] <mappps> 89 is quite a lot..no?
[17:00] <daftykins> totally
[17:00] <daftykins> well it might be ok if it really was the advertised speed :>
[17:01] <mappps> yea
[17:01] <mappps> living on y own again
[17:01] <mappps> ahhh perfect
[17:03] <DJones> mappps: £1150 per month?, what is it? 6 bedroom with en-suite +jacuzzi, gymn & pool? I pay <£400 to buy a 3 bedroom house
[17:03] <diddledan> DJones: wow
[17:03] <diddledan> that's cheap
[17:04] <DJones> Yep
[17:04] <daftykins> must be in a warzone :)
[17:04] <mappps> hahahahahaha
[17:04] <mappps> are you kidding DJones
[17:04] <mappps> 1 bed pokey flat
[17:04] <mappps> pool and squash courts
[17:04] <mappps> 5min walk to work
[17:05] <diddledan> pool and squash courts?!
[17:05] <DJones> diddledan: Normal prices for here, I think we got in before morgages went silly
[17:05] <diddledan> no wonder it's spensive
[17:05] <mappps> ya
[17:05] <mappps> 2 squash courts
[17:05] <mappps> and a pool
[17:05] <mappps> but no ac
[17:05] <mappps> so i can lie in a pool of my sweat as normal
[17:05] <mappps> lovely
[17:05] <DJones> daftykins: Its 10 miles from liverpool..., so warzone isn't far off
[17:05] <diddledan> \o/
[17:05] <diddledan> warzone!
[17:05] <diddledan> ftw!
[17:06] <DJones> Saying that, crime reporting in the area consists of somebody trying to pinch the fake grass at the house over the road
[17:07] <penguin42> doesn't think it would be much different across here in Manc
[17:08] <mappps> but i have sun everyday
[17:08] <mappps> and can walk to spain
[17:08] <mappps> better than manc/lpool:D
[17:08] <penguin42> mappps has a point
[17:09] <mappps> 300 days of sun
[17:09] <mappps> never need heating
[17:09] <mappps> UK is a dump compared to here
[17:12] <penguin42> can't you send us some of that over a VPN ?
[17:12] <mappps> haha
[17:12] <mappps> should come work here
[17:12] <mappps> i earn a shed load
[17:12] <mappps> live in the sun
[17:12] <mappps> go on holiday 6x a year
[17:12] <mappps> :P
[17:13] <mappps> get around £3.6k after tax
[17:13] <mappps> and £8-9k 2x a year with bonus
[17:13]  * penguin42 checks the code of conduct for the terms about rubbing it in
[17:13] <mappps> haha
[17:14] <mappps> thats why i had to laugh when a guy i briefly know that works at the gym was trying to talk down to me and my job in front of his litle work mates
[17:14] <mappps> 18k a year receptionist..yes youre successful at 35 pal
[17:15] <mappps> his job is scanning my card giving me towels..wow
[17:17] <hamitron> mappps, but he gets to look at all the hot chicks ofc
[17:17] <hamitron> ;)
[17:17] <mappps> yea il still pass
[17:17] <mappps> pretending he lives the dream..hes one of the brits that comes to gib works in a nothing job
[17:17] <mappps> and HAS to live in la linea
[17:17] <mappps> (big big dump ) worst part of spain people say
[17:17] <mappps> you can get a 3 bed for 400 euros..then come to gib £1200 for 1 bed lol
[17:22]  * penguin42 guesses those are similar to London prices
[17:22]  * hamitron waits for firefox to catch up (2 mins and counting)
[17:38] <mappps> yea penguin42
[17:38] <mappps> they are
[17:38] <mappps> can get 2 bed for $1700 but i have noon to share with
[17:38] <mappps> 1700
[17:39] <mappps> my 'budget' was 1500 for myself
[17:41] <penguin42> looks like you can get a 4 bed detached rental for 950GBP around here
[17:42] <mappps> prob over 2.5k here
[17:43] <penguin42> but I'm about 4 miles outside teh centre of the city
[17:51] <diddledan> this is what the windows 10 dvd will look like: https://www.thurrott.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/media.jpg
[18:26] <daftykins> diddledan: i guess it'll be too much to ask for it to be USB 3.0, but that'd be amazing
[18:27] <diddledan> it's got a blue inner, which is the usual indicator that it's 3.0
[18:27] <daftykins> yeah i did wonder
[18:27] <daftykins> some nice read speeds to an SSD would be nice :>
[18:27] <diddledan> aye
[18:27] <diddledan> I really need an SSD in my desktop
[18:27] <diddledan> it's sooo slow
[18:28] <daftykins> what is your deskie spec again?
[18:29] <diddledan> it's an AMD Bulldozer 8core thingy with 16 GB of thrust^H^HRAMs
[18:30] <diddledan> I might upgrade soon
[18:30] <penguin42> yeh I run the OS off an SSD - great improvement
[18:31] <penguin42> OS and home, but then still have spinny rust for most of my projects
[18:31] <diddledan> apparently the next iteration of amd cpu is going to move from their weird two-integer-one-fpu thingy to the hyperthready system that intel use
[18:32] <DJones> diddledan: I use an SSD in may home laptop, unless you;'re worried about an extra 30 seconds bootingup, I haven't found any benefit at all,
[18:33] <penguin42> ah good,  and the fab that AMD have access to have got much better I think since last time - so I hope they'll be a bit more competitive
[18:33] <diddledan> aye
[18:33] <diddledan> they're citing huge performance gains
[18:34] <diddledan> but considering their complete no-show in terms of performance at the mo that might put them just behind intel :-p
[18:35] <daftykins> SSDs do way more than boot up time
I've got to collect a parcel tomorrow
[18:35] <penguin42> DJones: Really? I find it way more responsive
[18:37] <daftykins> my friend thats over atm has a Windows 7 bitlocker encrypted machine, high spec but it boots and logs in slower than mechanical =|
[18:37] <DJones> penguin42: But once its booted up, I sthere areally a noticable difference in general use (web/email etc), I can't find any diffference
[18:37] <daftykins> i figure it must not be a microsoft e-drive compatible setup, which uses the hardware controllers built in encryption capabilities
[18:37] <daftykins> huge difference in every task for me :)
[18:37] <diddledan> <continued random> the parcel has one of these thingies in it: http://www.kryoflux.com/
[18:37] <penguin42> DJones: Maybe not for web, but starting applications etc
[18:39] <diddledan> yeah, it's starting programs and bootup that I'm finding really painful
[18:39] <diddledan> my other systems with SSD are much more usable
[18:40] <DJones> penguin42: Might be the way I use my computer, I come home from work, switch it on, open irssi, pidgin, polly, email, there's absolutley no performance gain in that type of usage
[18:40]  * diddledan pines for Solid States
[18:40] <penguin42> DJones: Yes, that's possibly true - what's polly?
[18:40] <DJones> penguin42: The best twitter client on linux
[18:40] <DJones> :)
[18:40] <diddledan> polly pocket!
[18:41] <penguin42> DJones: Ah, I'm not a twit
[18:41]  * diddledan twats the twits
[18:41] <DJones> However, maybe abandonware now
[18:45] <diddledan> jeebers - win10 has had updates daily the past few days
[18:45] <daftykins> builds or just security level fixes?
[18:47] <diddledan> neither?
[18:47] <diddledan> this one is citing the KB at https://support.microsoft.com/en-us/kb/3074686
[18:48] <diddledan> which mentions being an OOBE patch
[18:48] <diddledan> OOBE = Out Of Box Experience
[18:48] <diddledan> i.e. the intro you get when you first upgrade
[18:48] <daftykins> yep
[18:48] <daftykins> i know it well
[18:49] <daftykins> must be fine tuning the content yarr
[18:49] <daftykins> i still feel a bit hesitant as to how 'complete' it'll be on day one
[18:49] <diddledan> maybe, just I don't get how applying it to already upgraded systems helps them test it
[18:49] <daftykins> i know it'll be worked on but damn, got enough hassle with games not being ready on release :)
[18:51] <diddledan> my surface pro is refusing to apply the firmware update that was released yesterday :-(
[18:51] <diddledan> System Firmware Update - ‎23/‎07/‎2015 - Error 0x80246013
[18:51] <daftykins> :S
[18:51] <diddledan> can't find _anything_ helpful about that error number
[18:51] <daftykins> was it delivered over WU?
[18:51] <diddledan> yeah
[18:51] <daftykins> hmm i guess that's the only way you can get MS product updates?
[18:52] <daftykins> not like a normal electronics manufacturer where their site has a downloads page?
[18:52] <diddledan> I'm just hoping that MS are getting metrics reported about it so they can try to figure out what's going wrong
[18:52] <daftykins> diddledan: this is from another chan, seems up your alley :D http://i.imgur.com/eH4l2KZ.png
[18:52] <diddledan> there might be a download page, I haven't looked
[18:53] <daftykins> https://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=38826
[18:53] <daftykins> hrmm
[18:54] <diddledan> that looks like it's last month's and for win8 :-(
[18:54] <daftykins> arr
[18:54]  * diddledan admonishes daftykins for not finding the right one :-p
[19:00] <daftykins> sweet, my xbox one copy of dying light just sold on ebay :D
[19:00] <daftykins> bought it for a mate but he changed his mind
[19:01] <diddledan> yey
[19:01] <diddledan> \o/
[19:01] <daftykins> hmm gotta post it up to Falkirk
[19:01] <daftykins> wherever that is *whistle*
[19:03] <daftykins> http://www.fanlesstech.com/2015/07/exclusive-skylake-boost.html
[19:04] <daftykins> possibly legit leaked info on the next intel gen
[19:04] <daftykins> 33% upward graphics improvement and 10% general CPU minimum
[19:05] <diddledan> hmm
[19:08] <penguin42> 10% **YAWN**
[19:08] <daftykins> :P
[19:09] <penguin42> if it can't execute my code before I've finished writing it I'm not interested
[19:11] <daftykins> :)
[19:11] <daftykins> i think broadwell stuff is currently around 3.5x faster than my core 2 quad desktop
[19:11] <daftykins> nice to keep seeing that multiple increase
[19:12] <penguin42> not sure what it would give over my early i7 (i7-860)
[19:14] <daftykins> hmm
[19:14] <daftykins> probably still in the order of 2.5-3x
[19:14] <daftykins> but yeah with discrete graphics and non-mobile it's definitely less relevant
[19:22] <mappps> waywad pines time;D
[19:55] <diddledan> hungry
[19:55] <daftykins> we had fajitas
[19:55] <diddledan> nummy
[19:55] <diddledan> <3 fadgeters :-p
[19:55] <daftykins> i think i might need parental supervision next time i'm chopping veg though
[19:55] <diddledan> lol
[19:55] <diddledan> oops?
[19:55] <daftykins> managed to be a bit of a liability
[19:56] <diddledan> oh dear
[19:56] <daftykins> though i haven't sprung a leak which is odd
[19:57] <penguin42> daftykins: Have you counted your fingers?
[19:58] <diddledan> don't be silly, he can't count :-p
[19:58] <daftykins> i can count to potato?
[19:58] <penguin42> you mean without his fingers?
[19:58] <daftykins> it's a Guernsey thing.
[19:58] <diddledan> I thought potato was irish
[19:59] <diddledan> moos are guernsish
[19:59] <diddledan> or are they jersish?
[19:59] <daftykins> Guernsey golds are where it's at (for the cows what moo)
[20:00] <daftykins> https://www.dropbox.com/s/ssv1o5dat6tx74g/IMG_20150706_182942.jpg?dl=0
[20:00] <diddledan> moo
[20:00] <daftykins> there!
[20:00] <diddledan> aww, she's a nice m00
[20:00] <daftykins> i believe that was immediately before or after a racehorse impression, if you get me
[20:02] <diddledan> she won the sweepstakes cup?
[20:03] <daftykins> 'xactly
[20:03] <daftykins> wow i was just wondering why a foreign person was speaking out in the street
[20:03] <daftykins> stood up closer to the front door, was my house guest upstairs haha
[20:04] <daftykins> oops.
[20:04] <diddledan> you're next to france. you're full of foreign people
[20:04] <daftykins> all the cruise ships are in again too
[20:04] <daftykins> 150 this year apparently
[20:04] <diddledan> \o/
[20:04] <diddledan> wow
[20:04] <diddledan> that's a lot
[20:04] <daftykins> yip
[20:05] <daftykins> that's hundreds of photos of the little pastry shop 'victor hugo's boulangerie'
[20:05] <diddledan> I bet you get pukka french baguette there?
[20:05] <diddledan> <3
[20:06] <daftykins> i've never popped in tbh
[20:06] <daftykins> opens too early for me ;)
[20:06] <diddledan> lol
[20:06] <daftykins> took my friend into pasty presto the other day though
[20:06] <daftykins> amazing chocolate torsades
[20:07] <diddledan> chocolate ftw!
[20:07]  * diddledan like croissants with chocolate in
[20:07] <daftykins> they're to die for
[20:07] <daftykins> oh wow chocolate in, mmm
[20:07] <daftykins> think we bought a cheese filled one the other day
[20:39] <mappps> wayward ines is a bit silly
[20:49] <daftykins> is it not pines?
[20:49] <foobarry> almost finished my thingy
[20:49] <foobarry> http://i.imgur.com/f45a8wB.jpg
[20:50] <foobarry> weak photo because wifey doesn't want the light on
[20:50] <diddledan> foobarry: are you going to play with your thingy?
[20:51] <foobarry> no, i will shelve it
[20:51] <foobarry> after flying it round the house. although i have concerns
[20:52] <foobarry> that the cabinet might be too slim
[20:52] <popey> nice
[20:52] <foobarry> the rigging was a bit fiddly
[20:52] <foobarry> my first time
[20:54] <foobarry> sky at night seems to have improved since sir patrick left
[20:54] <daftykins> foobarry: nice work!
[21:00] <foobarry> ta chaps
[21:00] <foobarry> need to do the shaun the sheep model next week with kids
[21:01] <diddledan> shauno's a sheep!?! :-p
[21:02] <foobarry> http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u17/ChairmanRed/Airfix%20releases%202008/Shaun%20the%20Sheep%20Landrover/IMG_0456.jpg
[21:02] <foobarry> daughter asks to see my wallace and gromit model every morning
[21:02] <diddledan> nice
[21:03] <daftykins> diddledan: you'd know this if you two met up for a pint ;)
[21:03] <diddledan> if he's a sheep he might not survive. what with my welsh blood and all
[21:04] <foobarry> some guy charged unwitting tourists £206 for a 10 min rickshaw ride :(
[21:08] <daftykins> surely you couldn't make anyone pay for that
[21:19] <mappps> 27c atm
[21:19] <mappps> sweating buckts lol
[21:19] <mappps> yea ridiculous foobarry
[21:29] <daftykins> time to scoot o/
[23:56] <zmoylan-pi> [Dublin, DUB, Ireland] Condition: Mostly Cloudy | Temp: 11C/52F/284K/511R | Humidity: 88% | Wind Speed 5mph/8kmph